#doing stuff in retaliation against the other is a common theme throughout these headcanons lmao

[starry-sophrosyne]

(non reblog post) obligated to make tcvern3 headcanons now due to making some for law and disorder (＾▽＾) :

nick and vern definitely use pet names towards eachother a lot more then brent and eevee do

nick gives vern both really cute and really horrid nicknames in spanish, and vern is unfortunately unable to pick up the subtext and now resorts to simply acknowledging them

this gets nick angry when they're actually cute nicknames but vern has been laughed at too many times by nick for him to consider himself in the wrong

vernias once called him papi as a joke and nick nearly exploded out of embarrassment, now vern calls this him occasionally just to throw him off, which makes nick both laugh and yell at him jokingly

vern LOVES painting nick's nails but has to beg to do it, nick won't hide them tho, he's not afraid of being a lil fem obv

they also have matching earrings together (nick's are clip ons)

nick would be the one to court vern

vern standing on his tiptoes and pulling nick down by his shirt collar in order to kiss him (which VERY much surprises nick, although in a good way, as vern can do this easily due to his arm muscles lmao)

they once tried to share a scarf in a winter, but due to their height difference, vern ended up not being able to see (like that one meme photo), which resulted in brent and sophist dying of laughter

they try to one up each other whether it be romantically or in prank wars, this has escalated like crazy in both directions (sophist and brent have literally had to talk them out of/stop them from doing anything super crazy)

That one meme of two boyfriends crossing the street and almost getting hit by a car and one yelled “IM SO SORRY!!” while the other yelled “FUCK YOU DICKWAD!!”

And bc this is SO long, I had to make a whole section entirely dedicated to examples of them trying to one up each other

nick 100% puts stuff on the top shelf where vernias cant reach (this is a real thing that happened btw)

in retaliation, vern starts putting all of the things nick uses in the lower cupboards, they literally rearranged the location of everything in their apartment doing this 

nick also holds things up in the air and dangles them above vern's head where he can’t reach (this has resulted in him getting his balls kicked once or twice-)

nick sometimes likes to walk in really long and wide strides just so vern has to catch up, which makes vern pout, he has occasionally yanked nick back by the back of his shirt in response too

nick used vern’s head as a shoulder rest ONCE and vern literally fought him for it, so nick never did it again