#does this make like. the angels like. the black swan LMAO

[theogony]

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HELLO I DID NOT SEE THIS BEFORE I SENT YOU THE MESSAGE but. takes psychic damage from everything

it's insane how well it's thought of though like. it makes sense that neverseen is the one who utlises her even though like. i will admit forkle was my first thought and oh my god i could. go on for days about like linh as rei!!!! my beloved. also biana as asuka fits so damn well and. sighs sophie would be a shinnie

[greywindys]

In a previous response to an ask, you mentioned Murdoc being a fallen angel who's been repeatedly reincarnated over different time periods. I'm aware of the reincarnation bit (and the Book of Man) but I was wondering where it's mentioned that Murdoc is a fallen angel, or if its something that's just been hinted/a personal theory of yours? It's really interesting to me and makes me sad that the plastic beach lore wasn't more fleshed out!

Hello! I had to look through the archives for this. It's been a long time! But it was fun, because it takes me back. So, Cass goes into detail about the scrapped PB/Murdoc story in his episode of the podcast, Hallelujah Monkeyz. You can listen to it here. I also summarized it here. I do want to correct this excerpt:

"Murdoc was supposed to be an “immortalist” who has been and continues to be reincarnated into the worst parts of history because an earlier ancestor (possible Satan? Or someone similar? Basically Murdoc is descended from a fallen angel I guess?) of his was kicked out of heaven and he’s inherited their punishment (which uh, on a personal note works out GREAT for me. I almost died when I read this lmao)."

The ancestor are implied to be reincarnations of Murdoc, so I don't think they're his ancestors, but different versions of him. So, that's what makes him the fallen angel, though idk how much he remembers - I haven't thought too deeply about this in a minute.

Anyhow, I've always liked this as an ending for Gorillaz, even though it can never be at this point. To co-sign the anon from years ago - it does give me some Black Swan vibes. I can so see Murdoc in his death scene, whispering, 'It was perfect," with a satisfied grin on his face lol. I also love the generational curse trope - though in this specific case, it's one individual - Murdoc - carrying the curse through different reincarnations. It drives home how tragic a character he is, even if he doesn't see it that way. But being put on earth to bring nothing but chaos and pain? And not having a choice in the matter? Then the whole part with him making the choice to rebel against that anyway. He could have been an amazing anti-hero.

That being said, I'm still very attached to the idea of Murdoc being fully human, limited by human weakness and flaws, stuck on a hamster wheel of chasing levels greatness and success that are impossible to achieve, I would make the exception for Cass's ending (and actually following through Gorillaz ending). It all fits so well into what Gorillaz was at the time. But, uh, I guess at least we get more Gorillaz on this timeline...

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

hoihoi !! i lovelovelove ice nine kills but i need to like expand my horizons lmao can you gimme song recs from other metal people

HELLOOOOO oh my god i absolutely can, you’ve unlocked the autism ramble of all time :] I’m probably going to bounce all over the place when it comes to metal sub genres but hopefully that gives you more room to find some guys you like! Sorry for the long post in advance but I cannot be helped

In This Moment is one of my all time favourite metal bands, and since they have toured with ice nine (and have a collab song!!!) it might be fun to start there! Some of my faves from them include Blood, Adrenalize, Whore, Natural Born Sinner, Dirty Pretty, and Sex Metal Barbie

Then The Devil Wears Prada is a bit more modern metalcore, so their songs can run lighter, but ever since I heard Sacrifice I have been OBSESSED with them. Their latest album is all really good, but standouts to me include Cancer, Salt, and Exhibitor. Chemicals is an earlier song of theirs, but also a really fucking good one

Sleep Token!! Oh my god sleep token. I would honestly recommend their whole discography to you if I could, but some overall faves are Vore, High Water, Distraction, Ascensionism, The Night Does Not Belong To God, Nazareth, and Granite

The Plot In You’s entire Swan Song album is another fucking banger, with standout songs for me being Face Me, Paradigm, and Enemy. Divide, Forgotten, and Closure are also huge faves

Wage War! I got to see them live and it was life changing. Grave is definitely one of their lighter songs overall, but Manic, Godspeed, and Hellbent are also top notch

Motionless in White are also really close to INK - both in that they toured together, and also because one of MIW’s guitarists used to work with INK! I love their entire disguise album (Another Life and Brand New Numb my beloveds), but I also enjoy Reincarnate, Cyberhex, Cause of Death, and Not My Type: Dead as Fuck 2

Bad Omens! Bad omens. There’s not much I can say about them other than they are peak - their entire DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND album is musical genius and a no-skip all around for me. Out of their older music, I also enjoy Never Know, Exit Wounds, Limits, and Burning Out

Architects. Black Lungs, Seeing Red, Giving Blood, and Curse are all really good - they have some fun political themes in their music

IMMINENCE. They make me cry. Frequently. They have no right to be so emotional and heavy at the same time. Absolutely love Infectious, Erase, The Black, Proclaim, Those Who Seek, Come What May, Surrender, and Allieviate

Spiritbox is a band I’m more recently getting into, but MAN are they so damn good. Holy Roller, Sunkiller, Rotoscope, and Angel Eyes are all favourites - Too Close / Too Late is also really good

Slipknot is definitely a more household name, but if you haven’t heard much of them: Custer, Vermillion, Unsainted, People = Shit, Spit it Out and (sic)

Also pretty well known is Bring Me The Horizon - I’ve been really in love with Kool-Aid lately, die4u is an all time fave, and Parasite Eve, 1x1, in the dark, True Friends, Doomed, and Antivist are all up there

Going a bit (a Lot) heavier: Lorna Shore. Musical geniuses. I’ve never heard a man do guttural vocals the way Will Ramos does. Their entire Pain Remains album is SOOOO good (in particular, Sun//Eater and Pain Remains I), but To the Hellfire and Of the Abyss are also life changing

In the same vein as Lorna Shore, Angelmaker. God the things I could say about Angelmaker. Leech is an allll time fave from them, but In Death, Godless, and Dissientient are up there too

Some other faves that aren’t really attached to one band: Jinnslammer by Ignea, Condemned by Stain The Canvas, The End Of All We Know by Bleed From Within, There’s Fear In Letting Go by I Prevail, Insanely Illegal Cage Fight by Dal Av, Ketamine by Fame on Fire, Felt Like Home and On The Inside by As Everything Unfolds, Darkbloom by We Came As Romans, Gaddaar by Bloodywood (anythint by Bloodywood tbh, they’re an underrated gem doing Bollywood-metal fusion), absolutely anything by Dangerkids, on the verge by thrown, Vermin by Carcosa, Pretty In Pink by Scene Queen, お先に失礼します。by Hanabie, Layers of Time by Lacuna Coil, House of Cards by Deadlands, We Got The Moves by Electric Callboy and Fading Away by From Fall To Spring

[hiemaldesirae]

I read it and omg it turned out amazing like the way you described Valentino’s and Velvette’s demon form has a chokehold on me I never really see people portray Velvette as an actual doll too much it’s mostly just a comment that’s it so you just going all out on that was so good and Valentino being the one with the cool head during this was nice but also fitting normally people would make Val a brainless idiot or a manipulative dick so him being just calm and strangely scary was a nice change but I can totally see him being more like a evil all his moves are calculated type overlord whenever someone he honestly cares about is at stake or hurt we really just need more found family vees but Vox literally just letting himself get kidnapped was such a pleasant surprise I didn’t expect myself to be so spot on about the fact Vox really has more control over the situation and don’t get me started on Alastor I just love the way you always give Vox and Alastor a muse x painter dynamic so this story was just the epitome of that trope but come on Alastor don’t be stingy let the vees go to y’all’s wedding another thing I love dramatic stories but it’s always so funny thinking what the other characters think like can you imagine Charlie’s confusion when Vel says he kidnapped Vox and he just like yeah I did lol Lucifer coming in to save Charlie he probably doesn’t really care about what’s happening let alone knows. Lucifer needing a reminder on who Velvette and Valentino are but recognizes Vox instantly gives off Adam not knowing who Alastor is but knows angel also I need to know what Charlie and Alastor talked about when he left the room cause I know nothings good gonna come out

haha thank you!! i based velvettes demon form off those like, old stories about those haunted dolls like annabelle and such. i think the dichotomy between a sinners regular and demon form is such an interesting concept to explore- i think personally that a sinner's demon form is their 'true' self-- since so many sinners and overlords especially wear a mask to hide their true faces, when they turn to their full demon form they shed that mask in a sense. from vals actions in masquerade, i developed this headcanon that val is the type of person who throws little tantrums for fun, but when he gets Really angry, his anger is cold and calculating more than anything. in that way, he's a lot like vox, except... well, vox is able to keep more of a lid on things most of the time because he Has To as the face of the vees. so yeah, i def agree with you! found family vees really does have my heart, they're the worst and they love each other <3

yesyesyes to all of the radiostatic dynamics!! theyre both horrible terrible posessive freaks but in my mind alastor wouldnt have been able to take him away from home if vox hadnt at least given a verbal okay at first, he's too much of a fighter to go without a struggle lol. and yeah i feel like i spent a looot of time on the other characters povs solely bc they were so much fun to write lmao. like.... imagine being charlie and having to watch this all go down meanwhile youre thinking 'awww its so sweet' no. this is like black swan levels of psychological horror and you are going to watch it all go down live

[real-galaxy-ranger]

“So, uh..random question, who’s like the best person you’ve met so far?” (According to you) (Question is for both muse and mun) @galacticbaseballbatter

"Is the Express doing a sort of survey? Hm, out of the people here at Penacony.....if it's not cheating, you. An experienced combatant, a tolerable presence.....you're unapologetically yourself, looking up towards a abyssal sky with no stars, only for you to fight so that the shine can shine through.....that is something to admire. Black Swan is a good conversationalist, I will admit that, but I know that she knows me in a way that makes me feel....uncomfortable, I suppose the word is."

Acheron paused for a second before continuing. "My sword......does it count? They are practically my third limb, a part of me.....I couldn't imagine crossing the galaxy without it by my side."

(Aww thanks for the question! To no surprise, Acheron quickly became my blorbo, and after I get her I'm gonna save for Sam and Robin, who immediately became my little scrunglies after seeing them in the Special Program,,,, Svarog and Screwllum are my husbands and I am Clara's mum totally true btw you gotta believe me, and I am. So fucking gay for Jingliu.....Ruan Mei didn't come but she's hot so I forgive her,,,, Kafka, SW and Fu Xuan have been. Fucking angels to my account....I fall in love very easily lmao)

[cupcakeinat0r]

Thnx 4 the tag, bae <333 @lazyjellyfish300

Do you make your bed?

Every morning! Gets my day started feeling productive right off the bat <3

Favorite number?

69 😏

jk, it’s 928 obvi!!!

What’s your job?

Angel fairy princess

If you could go back to school, would you?

Actually a full-time student right now!!!

Can you parallel park?

Princesses don’t need a license <3 (I never learned how to drive.)

Do you think aliens are real?

Duh! n they def clutch their purses real tight when they come around these parts.

Can you drive a manual car?

I can sit in the passenger seat rlly well <3

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Sweet treats. And I have the same interests of an 8 year old girl. Do not leave me around a plate of baked goods or the remote control (I will put bluey or SpongeBob on). I take cartoons so srsly, it’s embarrassing.

Tattoos?

Im terrified of the needles unfortunately, but if I weren’t such a wuss, I would totally get one that accentuates my scoliosis scar!! Maybe like a path of flowers framing it all the way down or som!! Ugh it would look so cute n sexy for…. Oh Nvm😋

Favorite color?

.

Favorite type of music?

Honestly, anything but country, and even then, they got a few bangers (the ones about how men suck lmao). The artists I mostly listen to right now tho are Laufey, Rosalia, Sza, Stephen Sanchez, Lana, and anything Salsa, rnb, Bachata, Jazz, classical, rap, etc!.

I’m also a theater kid so I like…. Enjoy that unironically, sorry 😭

Do you like puzzles?

Not by myself, they’re way more fun w my friends!!!

Phobias?

Death fs, but other than that, nothing rlly, I’ve mastered the art of thugging it out :3

Favorite childhood sport?

To put it simply, one time I was in a volleyball team and the ball came right towards me n I did absolutely nothing, resulting in the ball completely wrecking my glasses and my pride.

I was on my school’s “name that book” team tho n made major w’s in that so 🖕🏐

Do you talk to yourself?

Lmao no that’s weird (I talk to the wall almost every day n imagine myself getting interviewed for an upcoming film im starring in and recreate conversations I wish I had but didn’t think of responses at the time).

What movie(s) do you adore?

As mentioned before, I’m a literal child, so my fav movies include, well, literally any Disney animated film tbh. My favs are Ratatouille, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Coco! I also luvvv old school animation like Don Bluth’s Thumbelina or The Swan Princess, ughhh <333

Star Wars (original trilogy preferred).

Marvel. top three is Cap: Winter Soldier, Spiderverse, and Black Panther. FYI my fav spiderman is Toby, sorry to the Andrew/Tom clan <\3 Those movies r just untouchable for me!!

Harry Potter, fav is Prisoner of Azkaban tho.

I also love horror! Favs include Midsommar, The Fourth Kind, As Above So Below, Saw franchise, Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity, Get out, and The Ritual.

Romance is my other fav, which includes Before Sunrise, Never Been Kissed, A Walk in The Clouds, Pretty Woman, and Clueless. Some other unpopular favs are To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Cat in The Hat, Moulin Rouge!, aaaaand Dead Poets Society. Fuck I wrote a lot but I’m pretty passionate abt film so I’ll shut up now!!! I have so many fav movies just ask me more abt it and I could recommend some like pls, I love talking abt film!!!!

Coffee or Tea?

Ima teabag gal, thru n thru! I’ve tried, but I just never really liked coffee, however !!! I like coffee flavored things like ice cream or tiramisu!!

First thing you wanted to be growing up?

Had like 2 sec phases of various things but it has always been and always will be an actress that does it all! Currently what I’m in school for and have a full scholarship in!!! Yippie!!!

No pressure tags:

@gltzpzy @sweetlemongrove @hwasoup @sassypossumm @yougavemeyourheartyouknow @angel-of-the-moons and anyone else <3

Thnx for reading to the end, pookie🥹

Thank you for the tag @sleketon666

Do you make your bed?

Yes, on the weekends especially, but If I don't make the bed my partner does. 

Favourite number?

17, Idk just a good number.

What's your job?

I won’t get specific, but I do stuff that involves art on the daily. 

If you could go back to school, would you?

Maybe, just to get my masters. But as of now definitely not doing that. 

Can you parallel park?

Yes! I’m not the best but I have done it before.

Do you think aliens are real?

Yes, I think there's just no way there isn’t other life out there.

Can you drive a manual car?

Nope

What's your guilty pleasure?

Writing smut and drawing cocks. But also pop music and cheesy romances. ��

Tattoos?

None, but my partner does!

Favourite color?

Like a light blue

Favourite type of music?

I like many different types…Just anything but country.

Do you like puzzles?

Yeah sometimes. 

Any phobias?

I don’t know what the phobias are called, but I am scared of deep murky water and also the dark (don’t judge me…) 

Favourite childhood sport?

I used to like volleyball and basketball 

Do you talk to yourself?

Yes, all the time. 

What movie(s) do you adore?

Pride And Prejudice, Sixteen candles, 10 things I hate about you, and the original Halloween. Plus many many more. (Fun fact about me, I quote movies all the time so much it’s become a game between me and my mother) 

Coffee or tea?

Neither….I don't like bitter drinks

First thing you wanted to be growing up?

I wanted to be a vet and then for a long time I wanted to be a mortician. 

No pressure tags-

@cinnasalmon @dark-and-kawaii @dutifullylazybread @lazyjellyfish300 @lemonsrosesandlavender @drizztdohurtin

[castiellesbian]

i feel like i need a glossary of terms or a contact list for all these people involved with the show. i have shit memory and dont pay attention to the credits who is sera (sara??) and why does everyone hate her!! why is he Bobo!!!!!! please... has anyone posted about this im desperate

lol well including everyone involved with the show would be difficult, but I’ll give you some highlights

Eric Kripke: creator of Supernatural, showrunner for seasons 1-5. People have differing opinions about him but general people enjoyed his run and he’s considered the best showrunner in the series overall. Not much to say because there’s a lot to say lmao (notable episodes: “Pilot,” “Lazarus Rising,” and “Swan Song”)

Sera Gamble: writer who was involved from the beginning of the show, became showrunner after Kripke left. Her seasons, 6 and 7, are typically regarded as the weakest seasons. She was a huge brothers-only supporter, and was responsible for Misha being written out of the show (as well as Jim Beaver, Bobby) in order to get the show to just be about the brothers again. There’s a lot of drama regarding her treatment of Misha/Cas, but more recently she’s known for the Magicians debacle, a horrendous example of the Bury Your Gays trope. She’s also involved with (the showrunner of?) You on Netflix. She was a pretty good writer, but overall fans dislike her because of her showrunning tenure (notable episodes: “Faith” with Raelle Tucker, “Death’s Door,” “The Born-Again Identity”)

Jeremy Carver: writer from season 3 that was promoted to showrunner from seasons 8 through.... some time in 12, the timeline has been a little murky to me. He was the one who brought Cas back into the main plot, as well as allowing the deancas storyline to become genuine subtext (we can argue whether it was queerbaiting or what he was intending to do if he had been running the series finale, but yeah). Unfortunately, he was also the showrunner when Charlie was killed off brutally, which dampens his legacy. People are conflicted about his seasons, but generally he’s looked upon favorably (not related, but the picture that comes up when you search him on google is NOT him, he’s really like a typical white nerdy looking dude lol) (notable episodes: “The Rapture,” “Sacrifice,” “Do You Believe in Miracles?”)

Andrew Dabb: writer from season 4, promoted to showrunner during season 12 and is the last showrunner of Supernatural (he wrote the finale). He was well-liked by deancas fans for awhile because of how much screentime they were allowed to give, and because of the focus on extended/found family. Sam and Dean only fans didn’t like him for the same reasons. Unfortunately, HIS legacy has been marred by the awful series finale, though it’s debated whether that was his fault or because of network meddling. (notable episodes: “Dark Side of the Moon” with Daniel Loflin, “The Prisoner,” “Moriah”)

Robert Singer: executive producer since the beginning of the show (he’s also co-showrunner throughout Supernatural, but I don’t think he typically was involved with the plotlines too often). He’s directed quite a few episodes, including the infamous wire fight episode (s13 finale) as well as the series finale. Married to Eugenie Ross-Leming, writer of the show

Eugenie Ross-Leming/Brad Buckner: writing partners TECHNICALLY from season 1, but they only wrote one episode until they were brought back in season 7. They are regarded as the worst writers in all of Supernatural, responsible for tactless death scenes of fan-favorites (and typically minorities) like Kevin, Charlie, and Eileen. They also feature a gross amount of dubcon/noncon, racism, weird unnecessary sex stuff, and are SUPER into Lucifer for some unknown reason (they have a crush on Mark Pellegrino I guess). They’re also just kind of bad writers in general, their pacing is weird and their plots convoluted. To be fair, though, they have written some good moments, like Dean trying to reach Cas in Hell’s Angel and Dean’s confessional scene in Paint It Black. But overall, they suck. Why are they still on the show even though BOTH sides of the fandom (who never agree on ANYTHING) dislike them? Well, because Eugenie is married to Singer. Nepotism. (notable episodes, the ones I can stand to watch lmao: “Holy Terror,” “Hell’s Angel,” “Our Father Who Aren’t in Heaven”)

Ben Edlund: writer from season 2 who left after season 8, but people STILL talk about him simply because he is arguably the strongest writer of the series. Cas fans particularly like him because he did most of the heavy-lifting regarding Cas’ characterization. He also wrote the famous bi!Dean scene with Aaron in season 8, where Dean is flustered after being flirted with. (notable episodes: “On the Head of a Pin,” “The French Mistake,” and my all-time favorite “The Man Who Would Be King”)

Robert “Bobo” Berens: writer from season 9, his first episode was “Heaven Can’t Wait,” which is all you really need to know about his influence on the deancas storyline. He’s also gay, so people particularly enjoy seeing how he approaches destiel in his episodes since it’s not just another straight guy potentially just catering to fans. He was also the one who was meant to go off and run Wayward Sisters, and is responsible for a lot of their development in recent seasons. I believe he also created Rowena? He wrote the episode this season where Cas confesses his love to Dean (along with other heavy deancas episodes like “The Trap”). Sam fans typically don’t like him because he doesn’t give him much focus. (notable episodes: “Heaven Can’t Wait,” “Who We Are,” “Wayward Sisters” with Andrew Dabb)

Steve Yockey: writer from season 12 through the beginning of season 15. Also gay, and also responsible for deancas moments in recent years. Generally loved for his deancas subtext but ALSO because he is an amazing writer who came out with iconic episodes. (notable episodes: “Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox,” “Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets,” “Peace of Mind” with Meghan Fitzmartin)

Robbie Thompson: writer from seasons 7 through 11, and wrote some fan favorite episodes in the meantime. He is also the creator of fan favorite characters like Charlie and Eileen. He was also one of the few writers who was vocally supportive of destiel during his tenure rather than just later. I’m not implying anything about his intentions, but it was validating for him to encourage fans during a time where most of the cast/crew ignored or actively dismissed it. Plus his episodes are just fun! (notable episodes: “LARP and the Real Girl,” “Fan Fiction,” “Baby”)

Meredith Glynn: writer since season 12, has worked closely with Bobo during their seasons together. She and Bobo cowrote “The Future,” which is the mixtape episode, so she has been taken in by deancas fans haha. She also wrote the episode where Cas makes the deal with the Empty, so it’s pretty safe to say she and Bobo had worked on the deancas plotline together :) She’s also liked some deancas-related tweets on twitter, so she’s being subtly supportive (notable episodes: “Regarding Dean,” “The Future” with Robert Berens, “Byzantium”)

Davy Perez: writer since season 12 (a lot of the ones I’ve mentioned are, since this is when Dabb became showrunner and made changes in the writers room). His episodes tend to either be horror or bizarre. I mention him because he’s responsible for episodes like “Stuck in the Middle (With You)” (Cas’ first “I love you”) and “Tombstone” (aka Brokebacknatural lmao). I don’t know much about him otherwise, but that’s why he’s brought up usually (notable episodes: “Stuck in the Middle (With You),” “Tombstone,” “Atomic Monsters”)

hopefully this helps, and hopefully I didn’t forget about anyone major. There have been a LOT of people behind the scenes so it’s hard to say who to include. Like, I didn’t mention Jerry Wanek, Jim Michaels, Kim Manners, Thomas J. Wright, or others who might be mentioned from time to time.

[thevampirearchive]

Commentary on Interview With The Vampire - Episode 4 (Spoilers)

Now why did I think that was a cotton tree. Does Cotten even grow on trees? Okay

Omfg diaries! CLAUDIA MA CHÈRIE!

Black Angel :) he is beautiful! Pls, I love this!

From a young person perspective, I’m with Lestat. Imagine being a child forever? I’d loose my mind. @ vampires pls don’t turn me till I’m a crisp 35 pls and thank you.

“I dont know” I know this pisssed Lestat off. Like why you bring her here WITHOUT ANY PLANS? But also? Same Louis, same.

And ofc begging will help because Lestat would literally do anything to make his man’s happy, king.

Louis trusting Lestat and not saying anything as he nearly drained her —- iktr

Pls not a street cat, I love her.

“If you want it to be” Louis where will she go if it’s not pls he’s so nice, giving options and not tryna scare her. Lestat would have said yes ofc, and if you need anything else, tell me because I’m very rich.

“That make him the dumb one” not me weezing, child pls. And all while Lestat in the dark.

I love this tho, them communicating like this and watch Lestat be jealous as he should.

“What’s he saying” he’s so irritated! This is the reality Edward Cullen thinks he wants but trust, he doenst. Nobody does.

Relying on Louis words alone would make me anxious cuz it’s not like they understand eachother most of the time. And now miss C has access ? Yeah hang in their Lestat.

Not him calling her his lil Milkweed — IM SCREAMING

“Family secrets” awwwww. And Lestat got so happy! I’m so exited.

Uncle Les and Daddy Lou are the cutest nicknames!

Aww her observing them! She’s so cute.

Pls not the vegetarian parents vs the carnivore parent feuding. EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM! Love how she sounds a lil sad but not for long cuz she about to have the best time and Louis will scream cry throw up

Lmaoooo ‘it has movement’ no because speak! Lestat, pls, You’ve been dragged for your outfits twice while we watched, you’re not a fashion icon pls you’re just French.

Pls not her smelling someone better hhhhahahahaa glad the swans are safe.

Ew not the singing, she’s so creepy, it’s perfect!

‘Not a cop’ Claudia said ACAP purr, that’s my niece for sure.

Lmaooo not now Lestat, he’s really tryna ‘that’s my baby’ rn? We’re busy bro pls have your proud father moment at home (but yes that’s y’a girl! PEIROD)

Lestat smiling at Louis as he really he’s him what Lestat taught him :) and I’m sure he’s especially happy because Louis had that whole morality dilemma. And now, he’s not even springing it on Claudia! Good!

Lmao she’s so pouty , same. Start screaming and kicking. “From starvation” hahahahaha ON HER KNEES, pls they need to pay attention or she’ll eat the streets💀

LMAO she’s having too much fun! FROG LEGS? Y’all sure this isn’t Leatats daughter?

Not her smashing the macaron, I know Lestat screamed cry threw up at the sight. It’s his country’s national treasur!

Hahahah not Kill Juice!

I love how she plays in the light! She’s such a kid Argh same.

Yes Daddy Lou is cute but Lil waif? Lmao not him calling her a fucking abandoned neglected poor orphan to her face 😭names go hard tho tho — they should drop a track

‘The book is her friend’ not Louis translating to Lestat who still don’t get it. She talks to books cuz she her daddy’s daughter hello? What’s not clicking.

Pls not the pen scribbling, it’s so loud 😭

And they squished in the coffin like sardines! MAMA,WE TRAPPED INNA THIS BOMBOOOOOOOO! WE CANNOT ESCAPE WE CANNOT GET OUT! WE TRAPPED LOKE A PACK OF SARDINES

NOT Lestat tryna threaten her and she unbothered, PEIROD. Nobody cares if your tiers uncle Les, answer the question 🔫

Omg! Louis French is good :) lmao Lestat just yelling FUCJING he’ll. Iconic. Lestat is super young-acting tho so idk how that was thrown at him. He’s mad cuz he cannot sleep, he cannot rest, 🎶a single mom who works two jobs —🎶

Pls not her testing the coffin, same.

Hahahahahahah not his feet in her face, baby was traumatized!

Not catching them get it on, ‘you miss me’ 🤓 yes pookie, hahaha I loved that

Glad Claudia realizes the hypocrisy, but don’t question him too much 😭 glad Louis set her straight cuz he’s been yelled at now a lil too much.

Pls not him explaining queerness, purr. She’s so freaking cute! Perfect casting!

Pls Claudia looks disgusted THAT FISH LOOKS NASTY INDEED. He’s tryna convert her and she’s still frowning, lmaoo. I lowkey don’t like this cuz he’s confusing her because he’s so tightly connected to his humanity still vs her adjusting so well already.

Pls not the call for prayer, mashallah. i could go on a 7 day rant about vampires and Muslims, and how Christian’s should step aside cuz their religion does not have the full facilities to hold such supernatural creatures to begin with! PURR

Claudia was out here on some author shit. Wrote all down like her life depended on it.

Her room is so nice. Lmao not her throwing stuff at him I’m screaming!

I’m glad she explains how time flies, cuz some ppl think eternal immortality is = boredom. YOU FOOLS!

Aww she truly is a child! Gets between her dads when they fight? Many of us are having war flashbacks, I bet.

Pls not them watching Nosfaratu and laughing! Same. The mockery. Pls

Another funeral, haven’t people died enough? And She wore red to a funeral? Baby, I bet it was lestats idea.

Pls not his sister against same

Sex parents hahahahahahahahha enough.

Not the smugness of Louis, same💀 I bet he’s sad tho, but still resentful after all.

Pls not his sister thinking Lestat pays for it all.. he does but Louis pays him back :/ put some respect on his name. And the threat. Pls! Their like a lil family of killers.

NOT THE SMELL! She was stood up there like that picture of blue Ivy

Lestat pls be Fr! cuz he acts however he wants and doenst care, and that’s why her behavior was fine lmaoo

Uncle Les and you are Evil Twins lmao, iconic evil twins.

Not him having the most convekyrrd complicated sex talk 😭 even i was slime huh? So he’s teaching her how to drive and what love and sex is? Iconic.

If someone called me belladonna I’d scream, that’s my fav nickname for her — why is he comparing her to drugs like this? Sir? 😭

Pls not them hunting together how Louis said he hated. Louis did tell her she hated it for a reason and I see why, but I see why Lestat loves it. Creepy, weird, enticing snd perverse.

Lmao not her just jumping him, I love this scene. “She’s with me” purr.

She’s realizing! I love it! But realizing too hard cuz now you playing grown.

‘Jumped a girl’ LMAO period, Lestat is so proud of her and Louis is terrified 😭I’m both 🫶🏾 Except that outfit is giving elderly, she truly is lestat’s daughter.

Pls, not darkie, I’m triggered y’all. 💀 NOT DARKIE. Almost had her commit homicide.

Omg he kinda looks like Louis’ brother :) omg.

Oh my gosh, she’s like a fanfic writer her thoughts hve be giggling.

She reads so fast she doenst even look down, me when? All so she could go see her man’s do his rounds!

THE FLOWERS! PLS! Not the blocking! ‘This is your father speaking’ LOUIS GET OUT OF HER HEAD! Can a girl get some privecy in here ?

Omg she’s matured so much! WAIT! I need a timeline cuz she said 19, is she lying or has 2. Years passed? If so, it took her almost 2 years to complete one diary? That seems fake.

Pls not the horse 😭 she’s finally getting what she wanted. But now I’m scared. ‘Your an Angel’ leave that man’s neck alone baby girl, cuz it cannot end good! YOUR KILLING HIM! CLAU! CLAU! NOOOOO! The horse fighting for its life in the back cuz she killed him!

I love her and I’m so sorry baby girl but not taking him home knowing your uncle is Lestat…. He’s gonna hurt your feelings Fr

‘He’s dead’ thump — I AN SCREAMING.

Louis: Lestat :/ — translation: be empathetic pls

Lestat: :) what? :)? — Translation: I keep telling y’all we vampires but everybody in this fucking house wants to mess around and be entangled with humans so this why y’all get, bodies bodies bodies..

‘Clean up after yoursel’ AND IM SCREAMING AGAIN. Y’all don’t understand this is him when he’s angry. When he’s yelling and shit? That’s him hurt and frustrated. Smiling and smooth and snip? Yeah y’all have him pissed.

Talk about taking actions for your responsibility. Lestat would be a ‘let it cry itself to sleep’ type of parent. He has to teach her tho or she’s gonna be miserable. And I love how harsh he is with her cuz this is exactly how Louis would have had to face the music if Lestat wasn’t so in love and so afraid of loosing him that he forced gentleness and patience out. Lestat fed up tho, he cannot have a Louis 2.0 situation, Mans 159, he’s tired.

“I don’t want you” 🤨 Louis, quickly, who does this remind you of? Option 1. You? Option 2. toi?

Not Anne Frank and Stephen king, Daniel…. 😀

‘I had two and their—’ lmaooo Daniel finish the sentence 💀

They have a lot of dark eras of their lives, ngl.

‘Bandaid for a shitty marriage’ DANIEL😭 this man must be an earth sign cuz what’s this brutality. Taurus maybe ? Or a

Coffin scene smacked. Omg the flavors! Me at 3am having yet another mental breakdown nBUT WORST. She’s realizing everything and it’s rushing thru her, poor baby about to end it. Pls and the nock on wood, CLAUDIA

LESTAT! LOUIS! GET HER! Their truly parents to an emo child cuz she basically cutting and venting to paper and I cannot beleive that’s how it ends :/ GIVE ME MORE DAMN IT!

[dannyphantom-rewrite]

Timekeeper's assistants AU

Alright y'all! This is gonna be my info dump post for the Timekeepers assistant Au- buckle up cause it's gonna be a long one!

Inspired by @queendibz post here

The entire purpose of the assistant squad is to keep all the time lines running smoothly- this can range from stopping a world ending event to making sure things misplaced by natural ghost portals get put back into the right time and place.

So First up on the crew list,

Dan:

-Dan definitely isn't a homicidal maniac anymore but he's not 100 percent "redeemed" either.

-I mean he's probably still a bit of sadist but he tries not to be?

-The best description I can give is that he's in recovery, basically.

-So, Clockwork knew that Dan would eventually bust out of the thermos just because it wasn't built to hold a ghost of his power level for a prolonged period of time. But beyond that?? He has no idea about anything in regards to Dan. Since Dan's creation was averted, his timeline doesn't exist anymore. He's a paradox that exists outside of time, and unfortunately, that means he's the one entity in the multiverse that exists in Clockwork's blindspot. There's no way for him to know what Dan's going to do next.

-Anyway, Dan eventually breaks out of the thermos fully intending to Fuck Shit Up, And Clockwork makes a point of informing him that if he leaves the clock tower he will cease to exist. (Like Dan, the tower exists outside of time, so he's safe there.)

-Dan is the first member of the assistant squad. Granted, it took a while for him to come around to the idea of helping Clockwork but he got there eventually.

-Dan is an entity that was born out of the rage and grief of two very broken people and he has so much shit he's working through as a result

-One of the first things he had to do was recognize and accept that he's an entity that's completely separate from Vlad and Danny. He might have all their memories and the weight of their mistakes on his shoulders, and on top of that, the atrocities he himself committed because of them. The first step is realizing that he doesn't have to be defined by the people that made him.

-It's a really fucking difficult thing to do tho and he's got a lot of weird emotions in regards to Vlad, Danny and the Fentons as a result. A near constant identity crisis, self loathing, daddy issues, something that could arguably be called an Oedipus complex, (FUCKING THANKS, VLAD)

-Cannot stand the smell of fast food, it makes him nauseous and the sight of Nasty Burger sauce alone is enough to make him vomit Ectoplasm.

-He's just a hot mess all around y'all

-He tries to keep his interactions with the Danny's as minimal as possible at first bc of this. The first time he meets them in person he shape shifts into Danny like he did in TUE and just pretends to be one of them. Some of them have had interactions with their respective Dan's already and would be super wary of him and probably pretty freaked out otherwise.

-Dan is eventually allowed to leave the clocktower for supervised "Field missions" with the aid of a time medallion to keep him from poofing out of existence, but it takes a while for clockwork to build up that level of trust.

-Dan's shapeshifting ability Actually comes into play a bit on a lot of those missions, since he can Mimic Danny it also makes sense that he'd be able to impersonate Vlad in the same way. Granted he's not incredibly comfortable taking on either of their appearances but it does help him hone his shapeshifting ability to the point where he's able to pick and choose features from both Vlad and Danny and sorta make his own human disguise.

-Most of the time he acts as the eye in the sky from the tower, monitoring for timeline anomalies and then notifying the appropriate member of the assistant squad.

-He has a room under the clock tower that he operates from. I kinda like the idea of there being like, catacombs down there? Anyway he's got all kinds of monitors and view screens and he very rarely leaves. It also doubles as his "living space." He doesn't need to sleep but he's got a big mess of a pillow fort that he crashes in regardless bc sometimes you just NEED to be unconscious for a while. The catacombs are also absolutely full of those little blob ghosts that wander around the zone bc They're attracted to the ecto energy the tower gives off. He's really annoyed by them at first but they grow on him after a while and now he just dotes on them.

-There's a specific throw pillow sized one that likes to hang out in Dan's room a lot and he ended up getting a little over attached to the stupid thing. His name is Dorian. Bc he's a gift.

-SIR THATS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BLOB

-Dan's appearance has changed slightly. He wears his hair loose now and it's kinda just this big fiery mane when it's not contained. His cape is more of a cloak now, it has a hood and he wears it sorta pinned together at the shoulder so the DP logo is covered.

-Dan's relationship with the rest of the Danny's is kinda weird, and a little strained. He has a hard time being around them for very long because, well, he used to sort of be them? Except not really? He does care about them tho, and the last thing he'd want is for one of them to end up like him.

-His relationship with clockwork definitely starts out pretty familial, after he becomes his assistant, anyway. There's room for that to develop into meddling minutes but I'm not entirely sure if I'm gonna go that route yet.

-The Danny's only ever hear his voice for a while before he finally let's them meet him for real, so they end up calling him Charlie for a while as a joke. Cause Ya know. Charlie's angels. Even after Charlie still ends up being his designated name on missions.

Mer! Danny:

-Was recruited bc a lot of the shit that gets sucked through natural portals ends up in a body of water somewhere and when that happens he's on call to retrieve it.

-Is Actually not at all ghostly! Mer Danny's situation is basically the plot of H2O (just add water), or if you haven't seen that, Aquamarine. And by that I mean he's only a merfolk in water.

-He's an electric eel

-His Jack and Maddie are marine biologists, with a particular interest in marine cryptids

-We're taking sea monsters baby!!!

-Not entirely sure how this Danny ended up half mer yet but I'll figure it out, lmao.

-14 years old

-His nickname/ designation is "Moray"

Crown Prince! Danny:

-Nickname/designation is Prince / Princey

-16 years old

-Not allowed to go anywhere in the zone without the Fright knight bc of some ancient ghost law bullshit, so he has a constant babysitter.

-He's next in line bc he sealed away Pariah, but can't take the throne until he is both, A) at least 18 years and B) Completely deceased

-Vlad is his Regent bc he did have a part in the whole sealing the previous king thing, but he's also not completely dead so his power is super limited there.

-As Prince Danny has the crown of fire in his ghost form, although now the name is kinda ironic seeing as it's completely frozen over. It's blue now and it smokes like dry ice.

-As Regent, Vlad has the ring of rage for "safe keeping"

-Vlad and Danny are pretty much constantly at each other's throats, fright knights probably had to shut down more than a few of Vlad's attempts to usurp the crown from Danny through combat.

-Princey deals with the timeline issues that involve the ghost zones' internal / political affairs, and he's gotten very well versed with dealing with the Observants.

Winged! Danny :

-15 years old

-Mallard duck wings

-His Vlad is a swan

-Comes from a family of waterfowl, Jack is a goose, and Maddie is a white swan. Both he and jazz are ducks bc of their grandparents.

-As Fenton his wings are white, like jazz, and as phantom they turn black with a green iridescent sheen.

-He's trans

-Nickname/ designation is inviso Bill. Bc ducks have bills haha get it-

-Ghostly wail?? Nah son he's gotta killer QUACK

-Absolute besties with Mer!Danny/ Moray, sometimes they go swimming together after a mission.

Clone! Danny:

-Physically he's a 12-year-old, but he's only been alive for a few months.

-Alt universe where Vlad manages to stabilize the perfect clone with his own DNA.

-Dani still exists, and the original danny from his time line also rescued the other problematic clones.

-Doesnt like the fact that he's a clone, and very much wants them all DEAD. Bc them running around is a reminder that he's not the real danny.

-Human half looks the same aside from the widows peak and the mallen streak. His ghost half takes after plasmius. Blue skin, and the Hazmat kept it's original white colors.

-Probably has fangs and a forked tounge.

-Not so much a member of the squad as he is someone that they need to be keeping an eye on.

-Does NOT get along with them.

-Dan enjoys making him uncomfortable.

-Designation is Masters / the brat (not to his face tho)

Family Breakfast AU! Danny:

-A BABY

-The boy is a fucking overpowered todler okay. He's an 8 year old.

-The biological son of his Vlad, was born a Halfa. Jack, Vlad and Maddie got their shit together and are in a healthy poly relationship.

-Got separated from Vlad one time in the zone and inadvertently adopted by the assistant squad and clockwork.

-His Vlad is aware of the squad and just. Dad's the crap out of the Danny's as a result. It makes for some..... interesting interactions.

-I can't think of a nickname so I'm just gonna be lazy and say he gets to be the one Tru Danny bc cute little kind privileges lmao.

Full ghost! Danny:

-15 years old, will always look 14.

-Nickname/designation is Toast

-Died in the portal accident and got fucking FRIED.

-He always smells like somethings burning.

-He's really bright and sorta sparks a bit, you can see his bones glowing through the hazmat.

-He still leave the zone to protect his version of amity, but lives with clockwork full time.

Canon Danny (NOT PHANTOM PLANET COMPLIANT) :

-Basically show Danny, except phantom planet never happened fuck you

-Joined the crew after the events of de stabilized

-Also he's trans fuck butch

-Franken! Danny

-Yall remember that Headless Danny Au? This is my take.

-Is Actually 20 years old, but physically stuck at age 14. Bc he's a walking corpse :)

-Came from a timeline that was directly parallel to Full ghost! Danny. He dies in the portal accident, but jack and Maddie are in the lab when it happens and manage to sort of bring him back using a combination of science and freaky ghost junk.

-So he's basically possessing/ stuck inside of his own dead body. Which, is thankfully not rotting or going into rigor mortis bc Ectoplasm is rather similar to formaldehyde, but he's not the most durable thing and bits and pieces fall off from time to time.

-Like his head. For example.

-He's pretty desensitized to it at this point and if he loses a leg after a ghost fight he doesn't see anything wrong with sitting down on the curb of a main street to stich it back on. His being dead isn't exactly a secret.

-Don't ever ask him to "give you a hand" bc he can and will not hesitate to pop one off and Chuck it at you.

-Said hand and any other body part will continue to function just fine even if it isn't attached to anything, btw.

-Nickname/ designation is Adam. Bc. Ya know. that's the name Frankenstein's monster gave itself.

Post Phantom Planet! Danny:

-A very jaded 22 year old who is driven only by spite and enough caffeine to kill a horse

-Very, very tired of the hero thing.

-Being a global celebrity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

-Decided to follow Vlads lead and fuck off to space for a while. Partially to get away from everyone and also partially bc he kinda feels responsible for the fact that the only other person like him and probably floating DEAD in the void somewhere? And yeah Vlad fucked up all on his own but what if he'd tried harder to get through to him things could have been different-

-Joins the crew after a natural portal opens up in space and decides to help out and use clockworks resources to try and track down his Vlad.

-Nickname/ Designation is Polaris, aka the north star.

[krysphycookiez]

bts | you as the female maknae

synopsis: you’ve become the female maknae of the famous worldwide sensation bts! let’s see how well you get along with these crackhead boys

genre: fluff, platonic, imagines

pairing: bts x maknae!reader

a/n: nothing much to be said except i pulled this out of my ass to make content for all y’all

❣︎

the moment seokjin saw you he already claimed you as his child, no questions asked

even though you’re only like- a year younger than jungkook, he babies you WAY more than him, and you don’t mind really

he would take you to do some of his favorite things with him like cook or even clean the dorms

also if anyone hurts you in any way, shape or form they are getting their shit rocked by seokjin’s- rather colorful vocabulary

also nags you a lot, especially during your early debut days when you were still in school

he just doesn’t want you to be lost in life that’s all, and he shows that really well

he raised you very well since your debut with him and the boys and he just wants you to be happy

definitely favors you a lot more than the others and the bias is super obvious. he once bought you a shit ton of snacks for your birthday and the rest of the members were shocked af

this of course means you bicker a lot with him like jungkook, the two of you even sometimes team up to go against your hyung

but he also knows when you’re feeling down because his parent instincts kick in, he knows when you’re feeling down the dumps so he does something to cheer you up

whether it’s make you crack up with a stupid dad joke or buy your favorite drink, he’d do anything for his baby

definitely screams a lot when he’s with you too

like- y’all can’t hide how much of a pissbaby the two of you are, that’s easily demonstrated in that one run bts episode with the zombies

overall he’s like an older brother to you and despite the bickering, he still luvs you so much

yoongi is soft for you and you only

definitely let’s you sleep with him in his bed when you have a nightmare, because he’s an expert at bedtime cuddles

also let’s you mess around in his production studio, and maybe even lets you help him compose a few tracks

if you aren’t a rapper he probably teaches you some basics about rapping and later on becomes a proud dad when you show off in front of the other members

he also probably makes tae jealous too lmao, give the boy some love

if you’re upset or angry at the other members he’s one of two members that can calm you down, just because he’s really calm and knows how to handle your emotions

also definitely spoils you with snacks and drinks too

and he’s also the reason why you develop led your evil maknae side

back then you were so shy and pure but then he came into your life with his savage ways and sarcastic remarks. he rubbed off of you too much

also if anyone dares to hurt you he’s throwing hands. this bitch is really scary, he will give haters a death glare if they even LOOK at you

you definitely cling onto him like a baby sloth at times when you’re in the clingy mood, and he just kinda lets you hang onto him until you go to another member

and he also teases you at times to when he’s feeling pretty bold

such as your height or your age and this sometimes leads to insult battles, it’s a 50/50 win for the most part

for the most part, yoongi is like your cool uncle and he will cut a bitch if someone even lays a finger on you in a threatening way

when you and hoseok are put together in the same room, nothing but sunshine and happiness radiates form the two of you

both of you are the residential mood makers of bts, and it really shows

back then when you were really shy, hoseok was the first to approach you and ever since then you’ve become a happy ball of fluff

he definitely hugs you a lot and does a lot of aegyo with you, or even hug you to show that you’re not alone

if you buy him sprite he’ll go nuts

this man loves his energetic drink and he will forever love someone who gets him that monstrous drink

you probably tried to give him monster energy at one point but he complained about the battery acid taste

LOVES spoiling you with gifts, try not to let him spoil you too much or the other members might get jealous

when you’re feeling under the weather he will be there in a flash to make sure you’re well enough and give you some chocolate to make you a bit happier

will shower you with love and affection at all times- especially on vlive cause he wants to make sure you’re loved

and you are trust me

you remind him of a happy little puppy and he just thinks it’s the most adorable thing ever cause he likes animals

and also he definitely will throw hands at haters- this man is scary when he’s mad

he’s like an equivalent to an older brother to you and it’s so endearing

take namjoon’s being done with the members bullshit 24/7 tendencies and mutiply that by 100 when he’s with you

you always do the most random shit around him its hilarious. whether it’s playing with his hair or just clinging onto him a lot

of course he still loves you he just always looks tired when you start being you

also definitely has helped you with your homework in the past cause he’s too smart for his own good

you once asked him to help you help with a cell mode project cause it was supposed to be big but yours just looked like an oversized bean

he thought it was adorable and funny so he helped you

also you go on beach walks with him when in a country with beaches, prolly looking for crabs too lol

you have definitely crashed one of his studio vlives and did something random, like how tae did

when you’re feeling sick he along with seokjin will nurture you back to health. he gets the medicine and stuff while seokjin makes you a nice warm meal

you have definitely made jokes where you are their child and they are the parents at it always results in a hell from the older male

you have probably given him a few ideas on some of the popular tracks like pied piper and black swan

you have a creative mind so when namjoon is feeling blank he turns to you for help, hell you even helped a lot with the hyyh era

and he’s also at ease when he’s around you because you smell like roses- sounds a little weird but it’s the smell of a lovely flower

namjoon would like to care for you like your a kid or his own little sister and be your guardian angel

first thoughts when you both saw each other; omg so cute

you and jimin are such sofies for each other it’s so adorable, always clinging onto each other and just being two puppies

of course that can always switch and the two of you can become such a petty and savage duo

the members definitely tease you two the most due to your smaller heights, which the worked the two of you to prank them a lot

never yoongi though, he’s scary asf

you two also have a lot of movie marathons, especially the avengers movies cause they are some of the best

if you’re a main dancer you two probably do a lot of dancing together in your free time, maybe even some crack dances as well

a little bit of playful flirting here and there, he’s so shameless when he’s around you it’s unreal

has also picked you up at one point and threw you over his shoulder just cause he wanted to prove to jk he’s not a weak midget

CUDDLES 24/7! both of you initiate a lot of platonic skinship it’s just become a habit at this point. also you two have definitely slept in the same bed before while cuddling

jimin is very emotionally intelligent, so he automatically knows when you’re in a bad mood or when you just feel sad. he’s the member trusted the most too to take care of you during- uh- your time of the month

he just wants you to be happy so he’ll gladly help you with any of your needs, even if it’s kinda unpleasant

seeing that both of you both had a lot of struggles, you two were very close and i guess that’s what made you guys click

jimin would be the shoulder you can cry on and your lovable squishy best friend

taehyung would be one of your bestest friends, even during trainee days

expect he was shy to you at first cause you were very young and he didn’t want to give the wrong impression on you

but overtime he grew to be his childish and weird self that we all love, and the two of you always lighten up the mood along with hoseok

definitely takes you on shopping dates when he gets the chance and probably makes you try on 1000 gucci clothes

sometimes you end up buying them but it’s a relatively small amount

also you like going to the food courts with him because you guys just have very light-hearted conversations while enjoying yourselves some delicious food

if he knows something is up with you but the others don’t notice, he would go and tell them to take care of it cause he doesn’t think he can’t comfort you well enough

but in reality he’s really good at talking with you, that 10% of genius shines in him and he manages to figure out what made you upset and help you

yeontan probably likes you a bit more than the other members cause of taehyung, and that’s a feat he’s proud of

both you and him also play a lot of games together with jungkook, and a lot of screaming to

the others think you’re getting murdered at times it’s funny

tae would also initiate skinship with you, though not as much as jimin, he prefers to just hug you and hold your hand

also if you’re a rapper he definitely asks you to teach him how to rap and sometimes it can be so chaotic

taehyung would be a really good friend to you and like a warm older brother

you and jungkook are the maknaes on top, even though there’s a one year difference

despite your close relationship, you two didn’t get along at first due to different views on certain things

but overtime your relationship mended and now the two of you are the closest friends can get

due to your young ages you use this to your advantage to get anything you want from the members

also, take your pranking with jimin and multiply that by a million cause hoo boy you two cause A LOT of chaos

skinship and platonic kisses for days off camera. he really loves you a lot and just prefers to show it off camera cause he’s a shy baby

you steal his hoodies and shirts a lot cause they are comfy and he either complains or just lets you take them

both of you have friendly competitions whenever you are competing for the members love and affection

which can lead to rather intense insult battles and the others watch in amusement

both of you are so close you two can just tell how you’re feeling with just one look in the eyes, and even communicate through facial expressions

yeah you guys are that close, and the other members haven’t fully accomplished a feat like that yet so they are amazed

jungkook also is pretty possessive of your guy’s friendships and often scares off others, even his fellow 97 liners

but in reality he’s just a soft bunny baby that doesn’t want you to leave him

you two probably had some dating rumors surrounding you, but at the end of the day nothing will change your guy’s amazing friendship

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wooooo we got another female maknae au! with bts, sorry i don’t have anything else, i have a one shot idea planned with yeonjun, taehyun and hyuka so please stick around for that!

this is @/krysphycookiez logging off... ♡︎

[finding-the-daylight]

Twilight Headcanon: Everyone is a Thriving Adult

I wrote a brief version of this headcanon, but the post I just reblogged inspired me to write the whole thing. 

Bella is currently finishing up her last year of graduate school. She received a bachelor’s, master’s, and is working on a PhD because she’s driven and she’s that bitch. She started out majoring in literature, received her master’s degree in something to do with literature but also maybe history idk, and a PhD in something else related (y’all I’m lazy and don’t want to do the full research for this, I’m not a writer lmao). Anyway, she goes on to become a literary historian. She partied it up in college, dated around, had a few relationships. Made some mistakes. Dyed her hair a few times. Got some tattoos. Like a bitch was really living. As she is getting older and is around 26, she decides to move in the same town as her father as he has retired and is getting older. Bella gets an amazing job working as a literary historian in the area and becomes the most sought after literary historian in the pacific northwest (and arguably, the entire country). 

Edward was changed at 28 years old. It still happened the same way. Prior to being changed, Edward had taken a few classes at the local college and was working as a bookkeeper for a local newspaper company and played piano at the local theatre. Seeing as Carlisle rescued him from certain death, he desperately wanted to follow in Carlisle’s footsteps and be a doctor. He always admired Carlisle’s self-control and his ability to help save lives. Despite this desire, he never fully trusted himself to work with patients directly, so Edward decided to instead major in archaeology. This has allowed him to study humanity throughout the ages as well as their cultures and customs. He has been able to learn about various types of medicine through the ages. Though he usually does not go out on digs, due to the direct sunlight involved with many of them. When his boss asks him about it, he chalks it up to a skin condition which would undoubtedly put him in the hospital if he had too much direct sun exposure. No one ever really questions it, seeing as he’s so pale in the first place. Edward is able to share his findings with Carlisle and the two often work together to try to find new cures and understand more about what makes humans tick. 

Bella and Edward meet when Edward is trying to analyze some old writings, but he has no cultural context for them so he can’t truly make sense of their intent. Hearing about this young and impressive literary historian, he seeks out Isabella Swan. She is able to find several books which will help Edward to analyze the writings that were discovered. The two meet up at a little Italian restaurant in Port Angeles where they share ideas. Over conversation, the two realize that they have much in common. The main thing is their compassion for humanity. This is what drives them to be successful at what they do. Bella strives to do so through education, whereas Edward tries to do so through discovery. They also connect over a mutual love of history. They decide to meet again and continue to get to know each other more and more. They fall in love naturally, as if both of them were human. After their initial meeting, though, Bella recalls a recent conversation she had with a client named Jacob Black (who was also a dear childhood friend) (also they’re just friends and there’s no love triangle and that’s that). He was discussing some of the Quileute legends with her and asking how to best preserve them while ensuring they are protected under intellectual property law. Briefly, she thinks he may have mentioned the name Cullen, but Bella brushes it off as a coincidence, though it doesn’t stop her from piecing the facts together over the next few months. 

[time-and-souvenir]

Husband watches Koi to Producer Recap, Episode #2

Good lord I wanted to smack him so many times during this episode. Buckle up because he is still not on team Gavin 🤦‍♀️ Spoilers and his thoughts under the cut: 

My husband’s comments are in bold. 

-meeting Victor- Oh Victor, what the heck! That carpet under your desk is TACKY! Who does that? Who does he think he is Joe Exotic?

-Asks me how old everyone is- Damn, everyone needs to get on Victor’s level. What do you mean by that? “Gavin is a cop…” “You don’t know everything yet!” “I’m just saying so far!” I am literally going to hurt him. 

-Lucien meeting, talking about LFG- “It means looking for group? So there is a lot of silly game references in here.”

“Kiki is Mako from Kill la Kill. She’s an idiot but adorable..” Lmao. “Lucien comes across as murder-y Bill Nye.” (I’m dying, he still doesn’t know a lot about the guys yet so I find this so funny.) 

-at the police station- Police officer is talking about how Gavin “floats around all day”  “Ha! Get it floating off! Gavin is Seto Kaiba from Yu Gi Oh, if he became a cop.”  Lol, I don’t even know 😂

“Hope those earrings are in regulation Officer.” Shut up Eric. My husband’s name is Eric btw XD 

-crime scene- MC “Gavin were you there yesterday?!” Eric: “Yeah I was off screen just floating in the air, like a Criss Angel reject.” Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂

-alley way where MC gets attacked- “He said jump MC! JUMP!”

-in the air- “I’m not even going to get into fast that wind has to be going for them to standing in that position. My rough math would in experience be around 240 mph wind, you can’t talk in the middle of that.” (he was a paratrooper in the military, but he is so judgey 🙄good lord it’s a game/anime, typical man.  )

-Kiro texting MC- Okay that was cute, I like Kiro. 

-at her apartment, seeing Lucien next door- “Bill Nye the murder guy! That’s what I think of when I see Lucien!” This is still freaking hilarious to me. 

-Black Swan scene- “Yeessssh, BS is a cult!” (welp, he’s in for a ride lmao)

-rating the guy’s baking photo- “Ok Kiro looks cute like always, but he is eating chocolate covered potato chips! (OMG I DIDN’T NOTICE THATTTTT) Victor has this whole group of pudding and Gavin like the rest of his life is trying not to fuck up this cake. And Lucien is over in his own complete world thinking of his murder cookies which he will eat after he kills people.” (I have no words, but he’s probably correct when it comes to Lulu lol!)

Final Thoughts: This episode was not named correctly it should’ve been named “Why Gavin blows.” (I am going to kill him.) Overall, I am actually impressed with this episode, it’s gone in the right direction to establish a plot. I find it funny how this is a “show” trying to be decent show, while also portraying a character who is trying to make a decent show. The irony! It’s good so far though!” 

My new mission to get him to like Gavin because if he keeps insulting him, he’s going to end up sleeping outside. Ha! See you next week for episode 3! 

[mimir-anoshe]

Family don’t End in blood.

(- Posted/Credit from this YouTube Channel)

You know, I haven’t been in the Supernatural Tumblr fandom long. Maybe about a year and a half? And there’s shitty people, and ship wars, and all the bs that comes with the territory. Yet there’s meticulously beautiful meta, ‘wig? snatched’ crack,  ingeniously immersive fics’ of deserving authors and amazingly awesome people in general too. But the show... 

Oh, I’ve been watching this show for years. Along with the cast shenanigans, the cons, the bloopers I’ve been a part of this huge beautiful troublesome funny quirky family since I was 12. And as I’m sure it’s true for everyone who loves this show, its characters and the spn family as much as I do - this show has gotten me through some shit. So coming home today, seeing the video from J2M and finding out season 15 is the last hurrah of this incredible series that feels more like an old friend than a TV show. Yeah. It's tough, and I was crying, still am a bit for more than a few reasons. 

Ok, Chuck knows I may not be a master storyteller, but I’ll try. For her.

Once upon a time there was a girl...

An amazing, intelligent, funny, brave soul who never backed down and always stood up for what she believed was right. And in every aspect apart from blood, she was my big sister, and my best friend.

If you wanted a comparison, she was the dorky yet bad-ass elder brother Dean - we both adored pie - to my nerdy yet freakishly wise little sibling Sam - even though I’m the bi one out of both of us. I could keep going for days talking about her, and how bright of a celestial wavelength of intent she really was, but I’ll just sum it up with this...

I loved her very much.

We got each other into spn due to a dare, as I told her to steal her Dad’s Series collections, as he usually kept them out of reach from our cheeky paws (yes there was also porn, but surprisingly we left that alone). I thought it would be funny, especially since we had to YouTube how to pick a lock.

Never knew it would change my life forever. We found the first 3 seasons of Supernatural tucked away in a dusty corner, watched the first episode and never looked back.  

We manage to co-binge (after scrambling to buy the next two seasons) all the way up to S5 ep23 - the heartbreaking last Kripke farewell - “Swan Song”, whilst I believe Season 8 was still airing episodes. She wanted to make our ringtones “Hey Assbutt”; I just remember shaking my head and laughing, even now, even after I’d sobbed into her shoulder over... Well you guys know.

Though the one thing I vividly recall is perhaps the most important. She’d turned to me, and I was instantly suspicious, but she’d just knuckled my head and hugged me. Definite chick flick moment lmao. Then she gripped my pinkie tight and raised it in hers, and she made us both swear that no matter how many seasons, how much it made us laugh and rage and cry, we would stick around until the very last season. And no matter what, we would watch and laugh and rage and cry over the last episode of this show we both loved. Together.

Supernatural was our Impala, and our shared pact was the initials we scratched into it.    

Not long after that she was diagnosed with lung cancer.

For a while there everything was numb and horrible and inside it was...shit. Yet she always tried to put on that stupidly persistent brave face of hers, and she was trying so hard even though she shouldn’t have had to. Like Dean, I suppose. So I tried to try harder, to make her forget about the pain and the tears, and to remind her that she was still there. I tried.  

For her.

She went out with me and her Dad on her birthday to a parlour to get the anti-possession tattoo, and told me that when I was old enough she’d be right next to me when I got a matching one over my heart. We caught up to the - then - currently airing episodes whilst she was still in hospital undergoing chemo. I’d bring in my laptop and we’d stream them late into the night, I think we pissed the nurses off a bit too much with our slightly too loud reactions hehe.

Even though she got weaker and sicker, she never wanted me to stop watching episodes with her, until we were in the hiatus heading towards season 10. She kept saying that Dean would come back to himself eventually, that the ‘going black-berry eyes’ wouldn’t stick. That he always would, because he “loves his family too much”, is what she said.

And then a little while later, she was gone.

My best friend. My big sister. We never got to watch the next season, and we played ‘Wayward son’ at her funeral. Everyone who was close to us both knew the lyrics by that point, along with Led Zepp and a lot of the other  grunge/rock/metal bands she loved.

For a while I stopped watching the show. I was so angry, and lost, and it was so dark there for a bit. I though what was the point if she wasn't there to watch it with me? I think it was almost half a year later when I finally got around to coming to her Dad’s house - her room having been left untouched because it hurt too much - to help finally collect things or give em to charity.

It was there that I rediscovered the first few spn series boxes that we’d rescued from that dusty corner so long ago, and I don’t know why, but in her room, tears pooling in my eyes staring down at the cover, I decided to watch them all again. And for the first time since that last watch at her bed-side, it felt like she was there with me once again, alive, laughing and crying and raging with me like always. I caught up to the current episodes, and a short-while later entered fandom, which leads to me writing this post. If you wanted a metaphorical Ouroboros no one asked for in this post, there you go.  

I’m an atheist, but if there is a heaven like in the show, or something else, some sort of ‘beyond’, I liked to think she was re-living all the best memories I’m thinking of right now. Including the day we found our favourite show, with the Winchester brothers and the best gay-angel in all of TV. And that if she were reborn into the meta-alternative world of supernatural, that she’d be kicking ass right alongside them.

I think she’d be just as fond as me of the Winchester’s nougat son.

Now don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a pity story. My sis has been gone a while now, and although it will always hurt, I’ll never forget the promise I made. That every single moment of this show since 2005 has been a blessing, and that I am so grateful that me and her got to be a part of it together, and share it as something so special that changed both our lives for the better. 

That even though she’s gone, next year when the final season 15 airs, I’ll keep my promise. Until the last fare thee well of the last episode.

Because family DOESN'T end in blood, and neither does the spn family end in it either. She taught me that. The three Winchester’s taught me that. 

All of you taught me that. 

We’ll all still be the spn family, the cast, the crew, the artists, the writers, the shit-posters, the people who do binge re-runs every other week, the hardcore shippers, all people that love one another with bonds made over years of laughter, blood, sweat and tears. In some form we’ll still be here, and so will these characters - in our hearts - just like she was for me.

I’ll make every second in this final season something to treasure, laughing and crying and raging and smiling until the last moment. 

I’ll do it for me. I’ll do it for the supernatural family. I’ll do it for this show I hold so dearly.

And I’ll do it for her. 

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #170

this one’s a few days old and am just getting to posting it. don’t feel like rereading to change some old answers tho.

Do you tell your best friend everything? What might you omit? If she asked about a subject, I'd tell her. I wouldn't just be like "hey here's a little factoid I don't like talking about." Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes. In your current or most recent romantic relationship, do/did you feel as though one of you settled? Not at all. What did your ex (or one of your exes) consider to be a dealbreaker in you? My depression. What seemingly small change have you made to improve your life this year? More drive to be an adult. Make the decision to try as hard as mentally possible to be more open about myself and not so scared of being found as "too weird." Does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness or substance abuse? Don't get me started on the first. I only know of my dad being a recovered alcoholic. What is the biggest gap in your employment history? How did/will you explain it to future employers? 0-19ish. Wasn't in the mental state to. Is there any part of your sexual/romantic history that you have not told your current significant other about or that you will not tell future partners about? She knows a lot. There's just one thing I'm not comfortable talking about yet. There's nothing I absolutely won't tell at any point - if you're in a serious relationship, they have the right to know. Has anyone ever tried to change your mind about something very personal, such as religion or wanting children? Children, yes. Colleen especially was convinced I was going to change my mind to an annoying degree. People have pushed me being a vet a whole lot, too. Do you ever hear about old school friends? Where are you high school friends now? Well, through FB. Most have stable jobs, some are extremely intelligent students headed towards amazing careers, some are parents. Most fell off the face of the earth. What is the most fun you can remember ever having under the influence? Cards Against Humanity. Has your Facebook relationship status ever been set to 'it’s complicated’? Why? Nooooo, and I seriously wish that option didn't even exist. Drama bait, whether intentional or not. What is the most beautiful/interesting name that you’ve ever personally known someone to have? Alon. Have you ever developed feelings for someone whose sexual orientation was incompatible with yours? Yes. How many relationships have you been in that actually got sexual? One. When making an entrance in to a party, do you make your presence known? Do you slip in and look for someone you know? Do you sneak in quietly and find a safe spot to roost? Me?????????????? At a party?????????????????????? What is your strongest sense? Maybe you don't count this because it's not a "real" sense, but I would say I have an incredibly strong "sixth sense" of just knowing when something is wrong, even with people I don't know well. I pick up bad emotions easily. But if you're just talking sight, hearing, taste, touch, and smell, I suppose smell? Or taste. Could be why I'm so picky. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child? There is NO telling. I believed some wild shit. HAHAHA OH MY GOD WAIT NO I BELIEVED I HAD "ANIMAL POWERS" UNTIL THE END OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Like, I could go into a "mode" where I had capabilities like those in certain animals, like with kangaroo powers, I could jump higher. God that was so embarrassing to write jfc what the fuck was I on. Who performs the most random acts of kindness out of everyone you know? Mom. She gives food, water, and sometimes money to homeless people she trusts as actually being without a home. There are two or three people she's actually "friends" with. Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it head-on? A V O I D What is something about yourself that you hope will change, but probably never will? I make situations awkward. Just social anxiety in general. What’s a strange occurrence you’ve experienced but have never (or rarely) shared with anyone? Okay, so I don't think I believe in angels, and I'm 99% sure this was a dream by now. But once as a little kid, I have a *very* strong memory of getting out of bed and going outside because I felt I needed to see something, and two swans came to the porch, turning into my grampa and favorite cat that had died. Then I went back inside, and that's all I remember. Still to this day that shit didn't feel like a dream, but. It probably was. What do you think about more than anything else? The future. What’s your all-time favorite town or city? Why? I dunno. If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be? The friendship with Megan. Do you Skype? With Sara. Have you ever called anyone ‘bro’ other than your actual brother? I'll call p much anyone that. Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before? Maybe? What is the best kind of pizza in your opinion? Pan meat lovers omfg. Stick with jalapeno tho with trying to at least lean towards vegetarianism. Is there something that someone has done to you that you cannot forgive? Eh... I think I've forgiven him. Do you scream at scary parts in a horror flick? No. What is your favorite restaurant? Olive Garden. Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you? No. Are any of your pets “overweight”? No. How do you feel about weed? I'm totally for it medicinally. Helps with too many things. Otherwise, for reasons I've said in many old surveys, I don't believe it should be smoked. We already complain enough about cigarettes and lung cancer. How many people have you kissed that you weren’t dating? None. Who was the last person that ditched you? How did you react? Mini, I guess. Was hurt as fuck for years until I recently confronted her, and we're cool now. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Girt is like... my only male friend besides Dad. What size are the pants you’re wearing? Large, probably? Were you a fan of Michael Jackson before he died? I went neither way. Liked some songs, didn't like some, no opinion on others. Can you spot constellations in the night sky? Only the Big or Little Dipper. I dunno the difference. What kind of shampoo did you last use? I dunno exactly. Mom just put some in a smaller, nameless bottle for while I'm at Sara's. It's probably Suave, though. If you had a hippie bus, what would it look like? Gimme all the peace signs and trippy patterns. Have you ever hitchhiked? No. Would you rather hike a mountain or explore a cave? EXPLORE A CAVE BITCH Would you rather wear a flower crown or veil? For my wedding, probably a veil. I can't see a flower crown going with a (probably) black dress lmao. Do you go barefoot often? I'm always barefoot in the house, but outside, I always have shoes. What is your favorite thing to get high off of? N/A What type of tattoo do you want? Most of the ones I want hold personal meaning. There's few I want to get for solely aesthetic purposes. What is your favorite insect? Butterflies. Favorite constellation? *shrug* Beach wedding, forest wedding, or English countryside wedding? Forest! Does pineapple belong on pizza? NO. Do you have any big plans for November? No. What upcoming event are you most looking forward to? Christmas. I doubt Halloween's gonna be anything I'd like it to be. What was the last song you heard? "Letter" by Mother Mother is on. Compared to someone else of your age and gender; do you feel that you have a lot to offer someone? HAHAHAHA NO. How many days a week do you work? N/A Is there ONE person you feel more connected to than others? Sara and Mom. Where did your eye color come from? Mom's dad had blue eyes, I think. Have you ever been in a recording studio? No. What is your worst relationship quality? I'm paranoid. I'm that "do you still like me?" person after marriage, I'm sure. What was your most recent serious injury? Does sun poisoning from Hell itself count? When was the last time you baked something for someone? Never lmao. Would you rather be kissed on the neck or on the lips? I mean it depends on the mood. What is one thing you’re not looking forward to in the next week? I'm going home Wednesday. Would you consider Christmas your favorite holiday? Second-fave. How many chances do you normally give someone before giving up on them? Way too fucking many. But it also depends on the offense and person. Did you parents know what gender you were before you were born? Yeah. Are you for or against inter-racial relationships? Totally for. Would you say you’re more of a pessimist or optimist? I'm definitely a realist, but if I had to pick, I lean more towards pessimism. Have you ever been addicted to something unhealthy? No. When the holidays come around, do you watch holiday movies? Not really. Would you say you’re a friendly person or not so much? I think I'm very friendly, just shy and awkward socially. When was the last time you ate something from Burger King? LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT. Months ago, I went for a veggie burger. THESE. IDIOTS. Put all the normal shit BUT NO PATTY IN A FUCKING BUN. WHEN THEY HAVE ACTUAL VEGGIE PATTIES. We waited forever, so Mom was already in a bad mood. She went in and the manager was livid; she gave us a free drink and fries. BUT, the burger fucking sucked, it was so overcooked. Sooo that was fun. When someone mentions a song, does it make you wanna listen to it? Rarely if it's a song I don't know, unless I like the artist. Song title may interest me, too. Who is the nosiest person you know? Do you like them anyways? BITCH ME. Are you one of those people who like The Nightmare Before Christmas? Okay so, I first watched it in school and I didn't like it at all. Then I started loving it??? I have like sooo much Jack stuff. What’s the best food to have at a sleepover? Pizza! Do you like the yellow Cheetos better or the orange ones? You mean normal or hot? Gimme them spicy boiz. Do you know anybody with different colored eyes? No. Are any of your relatives vets? Don't believe so. Who cleans the most in your house? Mom. I really need to do it more. Do you own any shirts that cost over 100$? Jfc no. What about any shoes? Do you think that’s a lot of money for clothes? No, and obviously. What’s the movie theater in your town called? Uhhh I think Cinemax? How many minutes do you consider late? Over five. What kinds of food do you dunk into milk? Some cookies. Do you have any current or past teachers on your Facebook friends? No. Are there any baby pictures of you up? On FB? No. Do you have any friends who have bleached blonde hair? Maybe Alon still does, idk. Are you wearing any jewelry that a boyfriend/girlfriend gave you? No. Have you ever seen the last person you kissed cry? Yeah. What’s the last thing you were excited to eat? A donut sobs. Who's the most romantic person you ever went out with? I dunno... none were/are like especially romantic. Is there anything hanging from the ceiling in your room? Some Pyramid Head gift tags, a stuffed fae dragon from WoW, and a cool lantern. Have you ever seen the last person you hugged dressed up fancy? Not in person, but in pictures. (If your parents married), Do you know where they got engaged? No. What was the last picture you printed of? The reference I made of my tattoo for the artist. What restaurant has the best fries? Bojangle's the Queen. What does your mailbox look like? Just a basic black one. Have you ever gotten something stuck on the roof? Probs as a kid. Does your computer make a lot of noise? Not really. Unless it's overheating. Who did you last drink or smoke up with? Mom and Sara. How many board games do you own? Idk, there's just a few in a cabinet in the living room. What does your BIGGEST mug look like? We don't have any really big ones. Newest musical discovery? I really love Powerwolf. Last thing you cleaned? Clothes. What exactly do you carry around all your stuff in? Purse. What do you carry around, typically? Phone, iPod, wallet, hand sanitizer, keys... Where is your newest scar? There's still a little scab on the bottom of my tat from heavy shading, but it's almost healed. If you mean like, "real" scar, cat scratch on my right hand. Where is your oldest scar? Ummm probably this random one on the top of my right wrist. No clue where it came from, been there for years. Last thing you disposed of? A bottle, I think? Are you good at recovering from injuries? I dunno. How many different public restrooms have you used this week? I think just one, at the reptile convention. Do you have more piercings or tattoos? Currently tied at six, but piercings the day I get home and get my tongue redone. What color and type is your vehicle? N/A Looking to upgrade or add any time soon? N/A What animal do you have the most possessions *of*, or featuring? Meerkats. What do you use to wash your dishes? Ugh, hands, gross. I refuse to have my own home that doesn't have a dishwasher. Last thing you measured? Ummm probably water when I was making ramen. Last thing you weighed? Myself. Do you talk to your parent(s) [almost] every day? Ma, yes. Last person to tell you that you smell good? Sara although I don't see how, I needed a shower. @_@ Last person you told that they smell good? Sara. How many iPhones have you had? One, I think? Last person you ran into unexpectedly? Good question. Last compliment you received on your appearance? Uhhh idk. On your character/personality? Sara's mom pointed out this morning that she liked how I watch out for Sara and reminded her to call the library (applied there) and it made me so happy alkdjowie. Her approval is important to me. Do you remain friends with anyone you met at your first job? No. Woulda liked to, but. How many chargers do you have for your current cell phone? One, though Mom's fits mine, too. Do you have a good work/life balance? N/A Have you ever ordered pizza online? Yeah. Do you own a treadmill? No, but I want one. Have you ever signed up for a gym membership? Yeah. What color was the last fish you had? I couldn't tell you. Is there a garbage can in your room? What color is it? No. Have you ever read in the bathtub? I may've as a kid? Does your animal sleep with you? Roman, pretty much always. Rarely Teddy, but hhe doesn't like getting off the bed; I put him on it if he wants, so getting down's the only thing. Have you ever had to wear a hairnet? I think I have, but I don't recall for what? How many favorites do you have on YouTube? Holy shit idk. I used to favorite almost anything I liked, though for like a year or so now I've been really picky with what I favorite because it's become a playlist I go to that I know will cheer me up or are just videos I find very important. What kind was the last chip you ate? Uhhhh Lays, p sure. What is your favorite song to play on Guitar Hero or Rockband? I physically cannot play "Hotel California" by the Eagles without moving in some sort of way or singing.  The fucking solo ahhhhhhhhhh goosebumps every time.

[dammntwilightsaga]

The Wolf and His Angel

By @dammntwilightsaga 

Here’s a long chapter, I am finishing up your amazing requests! Tell me how you like it so far please! :)

Slight immanency (No actual sex or anything just some slight touchy feely lmao) 

Chapter 3: Loose Ends

The sun peaked through the blinds and curtains letting its rays hit my face waking me up from my deep slumber. I sat up and stretched and felt slightly cold, which confused me, I turned around not sending my lover but a note in his place. 

Good morning my angel Myself and the pack went to go grab Jacob, I’ll be pack as soon as I can. Emily is waiting for you at her place like always she has breakfast. I love you -Paul

I smiled seeing his slightly sloppy handwriting and pushed myself out of bed as I stretched once again walking towards the closet that Paul and I shared in an oversize shirt and my panties I put on after my shower last night.

“Ehh not today.” I said as I pushed past the tight gray v-neck shirt that hung and continued skimming through what seemed the endless clothes I’ve collected over the years

“You seem like a good choice.” I mumbled as I pulled out the red long sleeved shirt with cut out shoulders.

I put the shirt on the non-made bed and walked over the the dresser and opened the drawer full of jeans and pulled a light washed pair out and threw them on the bed next to the shirt and then walked into the bathroom that was connected to our room and began to brush my teeth then I pulled my hairbrush out of the drawer and began brushing my hair and then let the long straight blonde locks flow down my back naturally.

I exited the bathroom and walked up to the clothes that laid on the bed and pulled the skinny jeans on my legs and then peeled my night shirt off and replaced it with the red top. I walked over to my dresser again and pulled out a pair of socks then bound my way down the stairs, pulling on my dark brown boots then grabbing an apple out of the bowl in the kitchen as I exited the house I began my walk towards Sam and Emily’s as it was only a short walk down the street to their house.

“Good morning Emily. It smells good in here as always.” I smiled as I walked through the open door and saw my best friend mixing something in her kitchen, her head whipping up then her face turned into a smile upon seeing me.

“G’morning to you too Rosalynn and thank you.” Emily stopped and came over to me with open arms which I accepted and hugged her back avoiding letting the apple get in her jet black hair.

“How’s it going?” I asked as we pulled away, Emily returning to her mixing and I took a seat at one of the mix-match chairs facing her.

“Great, Sam and I are coming along on our wedding plans.” Emily said smiling wider when she said Sam’s name, I continued to eat my apple at the table.

“Really? Did you guys pick a flower?” I asked excited, getting up and throwing the apple core in the garbage. Being around 4, now 5 due to Jacob finally phasing, constantly had its ups and downs; a down included not having ‘girl talk’ as often as it sometimes felt needed with Emily and I.

“Yeah, we did. Peruvian Lilies” She said I sat back down, tucking one leg under the other letting the one swing, as she pulled the muffin tin in the oven, so that’s what was making the room smell so delicious and inviting.

“Sam knows what those are?” I teased, giggling a little as Emily set up a plate full of muffins.

“Probably just going with it, honestly.” My best friend laughed back as she set the plate on the table, “You might want to eat one before the pack gets back, you of all people know how they are.” she returned to the kitchen, filling another muffin tin.

“How long have they been gone?” I asked, picking up a muffin and began picking at it, enjoying its warmth and flavor.

“Umm” Emily looked at the clock, “About an hour and half now, where could they be?” She wondered out loud.

“Jacob doesn’t live that far, does he?” I asked and she shook her head no.

I tried to focus on hearing one or several of the boys’ voices in my head and I did.

Sam. He could’ve gotten us hunted by telling that little Leech-lov

Watch what you say about her.

You didn’t imprint on her

After several minutes of silence, Sam was most likely talking (more like scolding) to the two wolves then Paul’s sarcastic laugh broke out

I ain’t gonna apologize but I will admit you can phase on the spot and I’m impressed

I’m not gonna apologize either but you can put up a good fight.

The voices of Paul and Jacob stopped talking, most likely shifting back.

“I can only hear Paul’s and Jacob’s, I don’t know where the othe-”

As if on cue, the roar of an engine arrived and the whistling and talking came from Jared and Embry.

“Well there’s 2 of 5″ I mumbled then hearing a girl talk, confused, I looked at Emily but she didn’t seem to realize it as she pulled the other tin of muffins out of the over and beginning placing them on the table as the two boys walked in.

“You boys hungry?” Emily asked as the boys bounded up the 2 porch stairs and into the home.

“I could’ve answered that one for you.” I laughed and continued to munch on my muffin.

“Whatever.” Embry pushed on my arm and I pushed him back just as rough, Emily turned to around to place the muffins on the table when she stopped then asked

“Who’s this?” I looked up from the table and towards the door seeing Bella standing at the door, I leaned back in my chair and put my one leg on an empty chair and looked at her.

“It’s Bella Swan, who else?” I saw as Bella pulled herself from looking at Emily’s scarred up face to look around the room, her eyes landing on mine.

“Yo-you’re the one I saw in the field. The one who ha-”

“The one with wings. Yes.” I cut her off, “I’m Rosalynn. Guardian Angel at your service” I acted to tip my imaginary hat toward her.

“So that makes you the wolf girl?” Bella carefully questioned Emily, as she placed the plate on the table between the two boys.

“Well since I’m engaged to one I guess so.” Emily laughed slightly, “Save some for your brothers. Plus Ladies first.” Emily pushed at the two boy’s backs. “Muffin, vampire girl?” She teased back.

“Sure, thanks.” Bella said and stepped forward taking a muffin off the platter and retreating towards the steps.

“So you’re really a guardian angel?” Bella awkwardly asked me

“I don’t know, do vampires and werewolves exist?” I smugly said and Bella just awkwardly laughed.

“You know, you can leave it to Jacob to find a way around Sam’s gag order.” My best friend as she turned around to start cleaning the kitchen up.

“He actually didn’t say anything to me.” Bella awkwardly stated, I took her in more. She seemed extremely reserved. The type of person who’d rather stay to themselves than go out shopping with her friends.

“It’s a wolf thing. Alpha’s orders get obeyed whether we want them to or not.” Embry stated, “Oh and get this. We can hear each others thoughts.” 

“Would you shut up!” Jared yelled at his brother and I laughed watching the normal interaction. “These are trade secrets! Dammit! This chick runs with vampires!” Jared finished using his muffin as a pointer.

“You can’t run with vampires. ‘Cause they’re fast.” Bella said and I lost. I began laughing hard, she has so much to learn.

“Bella. I’m even faster than vampires.” I continued laughing 

“Freaked out yet?” Embry spoke up again and I raised my eyebrows at the dark haired girl.

“You’re not the first monsters I’ve met.” Bella stumped out

“We’re the best ones though.” I mumbled lowly so only Embry and Jared could hear me and they chuckled out.

“Jake’s right. You’re good with weird.” Sam’s deep voice said as he walked in and went right over to Emily, no one said a word as they enjoyed their little moment of happiness in each other arms.

Paul and Jacob came in bumping and pushing each other playfully, easily getting over the fight they said and became brotherly once again. Jacob stood at the door as Paul walked over to where I was. He stood above me and leaned down to kiss me deeply. Fireworks hit my once again like they always do with him.

“I’m sorry you woke up alone.” He mumbled to me as he withdrew from the kiss 

“It’s okay, as long as you’re okay.” I said back as he pulled the chair next to me out, lifting my leg off of it, sitting down and placing them on top of his lap, running his hand up and down my leg.

“Sorry.” Paul said as he turned and faced Bella for a split second then turned his attention to the still warm muffins on the table.

“Did you sleep okay, gorgeous?” Paul turned his attention back to me while he ate his muffin.

I nodded my head and placed my hand on the back of his neck, scratching it lightly. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Bella and Jacob leave.

“Emily said you guys were gone for a long time, what happened?” I questioned as he leaned into my touch.

“We were going to get Jacob and that little leech lover showed up, blaming us for everything, she pushed Sam, slapped me and I lost it, phased then Jacob came out to protect her and we got in a fight. Not serious at all.” Paul shrugged 

“Why does it seem like Jacob is being a better at guarding than me?” I laughed at my own joke.

“No one is better than you, my angel.” Paul kissed my forehead, I laughed lightly and pushed him away by his naked chest.

“You said you got into a fight? Are you okay?” I asked concerned for the love of my life.

“I always am.” He gave me his famous smirk then continued to eat.

“Has Jacob told her anything?” I asked no one in particular, “Well before this hot-head lost his temper.” I nudged Paul’s arm, teasing him.

“No. That’s what he’s doing now probably.” Jared said from next to me.

“You know, I’m kinda shocked she couldn’t figure it out. Jacob wasn’t exactly secretive about it.” I said annoyed.

“Well. Since Paul over here can’t handle his anger without you around he phased because she slapped him for laughing.” Embry said.

“Watch it there buddy or your next.” Paul growled out at his brother

“You better watch it.” Sam grunted out, “I don’t need more fights or a broken home.” Sam was behind Emily, his hands on either side of her body as she cut up vegetables as she began making more food.

<<>>

It was just getting dark out when Jacob came back. Paul sat on a chair in the living room and I sat in his lap, his hand rubbing up and down my thigh. Embry laid on the couch, taking it up entirely, as we watched TV absentmindedly. Sam and Emily were in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner and Jared was on patrol.

“We have a problem.” Jacob announced pulling all of our attention to him.

“What is it, Jacob?” Sam asked, I could feel his concern.

“That red-head we’ve been chasing to the boarder over and over, is after Bella as well as Rosalynn.” Jacob said nervously, something felt off about this emotions to me.

“What.” Paul demanded, “You’re kidding me.” Paul stood up taking me in his arms then setting me down onto my feet.

“Paul.” Sam silenced him. “What do you mean she’s after Rosalynn and Bella? What do either of them have to do with her?” Sam asked Jacob just as confused as the rest of us.

“Her name is Victoria and she’s going after mates.” Jacob explained

“She’s never even gotten at look at my face, let alone figure out who I am to Paul.” I stated angry.

“I don’t know. I’m just repeating what Bella told me. They’ve apparently had a run in with them before.” Jacob stated.

“He was apart of the vampire with dreadlocks’ coven before her mate died. That’s probably who I saw when we found in her the woods the other day.” I said to the group. Everything seemed to make some type of sense but some things just were not adding up like how she knew who I was and how Paul and I were mates and that La Push was even my home.

“We’ll figure this out in the morning. Right now it’s getting late and you all need sleep, God only knows what’s coming our way. Embry, while on patrol watch Paul and Rosaylnn’s home. We can’t afford anything.” Sam instructed and we all followed as instructed.

“Let’s go home.” Paul snarled out, obviously mad at the situation and the red-head vampire.

“I’ll see you in the morning.” Emily said as she came to hug me.

“Yep. Sleep well.” I smiled at her as we pulled away from our hug then Paul and I made our way out the door after saying our goodbyes and down the street to our little home.

“I didn’t realized how tired I was till we started walking.” I laughed lightly, kicking off my boot by the door and then began my way towards the stairs, Paul right on my trail.

“Least you didn’t get into a dog fight.” Paul joked back.

“That was your fault, dork!” I retaliated as we entered our room.

“Nah.” My imprinter laid himself out on the bed as I began to start stripping my clothes off and putting my clothes into the hamper by the door of the bathroom, getting ready to get in the shower.

“But I don’t mind this show.” Paul bit his lip, watching me.

“Stop.” I smiled and threw my shirt at him instead of the hamper and then unclasped my bra.

“You can’t blame a guy when you’ve got a great body like that.” Paul breathed out as he got up and came up behind wrapping his arms around my torso, his large frame seeming to swallow mine.

“Paul I want to shower and go to bed.” I almost mewled out as I rolled my head back onto his shoulder as his large rough hands came up and grabbed at my breast.

“Paul please. I’m too tired.” I said grabbing his wrist.

“As you wish my angel. Go shower, your personal heater will be waiting for you after you’re done.” Paul said between the peppering of kisses he was placing on my neck.

“I can’t wait.” I said as I left his warmth and got into the shower, washing the worries of the day away and then pulling on a sleep shirt and panties and curling up to my lover’s warmth under the covers, falling into a restful sleep.

<<>>

“Angel. Wake up.” Paul nudged me out of my sleep.

“What time is it?” I growled out, hating the fact that I was awoken from my peaceful sleep.

“Almost 7.” Paul was rubbing my back soothingly, “There’s another vampire on the territory, I’m going to help the pack.”

“I’m coming with then.” I sat up and stretched.

“No.” he growled at me, “it could be that red-head again and I’m not risking her getting ahold of you.”

“Love.” I started turning in the bed to face him, placing one hand on his face, looking into his gorgeous eyes, “My job is to protect you and the pack. I’ll be okay.” I got out of bed as did Paul.

“No. I cant risk losing you.” He looked truly concerned, I also felt it.

“Well I don’t want to be a sitting duck. I’d be safer with you anyways.” I said and pulled on jeans and a tight gray shirt.

“Fine. Don’t leave my sight though.” Paul kissed my forehead, he already had his normal jean shorts on.

“I usually don’t. I don’t like it anyways.” I smiled as we walked down the stairs.

On our way out the door I pulled on black, to the knees boots and a brown leather jacket and walked out the door behind Paul, who began shifting already.

“Let’s go Wolfie.” I smirked over at him as he shook his wolf head and let me take the lead as we ran side by side, quickly finding the pack.

<<>>

She’s in the trees! Jacob said

She’s like stalking them. Jared chimed in

No one expose yourself to any of them besides Harry. They’ll probably shoot you. Sam stated

I stood next to Paul as we tried to stay out of the view of the hunting group, we’ve chased the red-head for miles now, just barely getting a hold of her.

She was close to the group, it seemed she was looking for someone. I glanced over to Harry as he used his foot to cover something up, I figured it was a paw print from one of the members as we’ve ran threw her countless times.

That’s when everything seemed to go into slow motion. Victoria appeared behind the Chief and Harry rose his gun and then she quickly came in front of him and grabbed him, lifting him off the ground and staring at him. 

Whatever came over me made me lunged myself towards the vampire and side tackled her, making her drop Harry and we tumbled down the side of the foothill. On our way down a stray branch sticking up from a fallen tree cut deep into my side, just above my hip, causing the deep red, nearly black blood start to come out from the 4 inch long cut. Victoria stared at the cut, I could sense her confusion on why it didn’t smell or look like human blood and why she wasn’t wanting to rip me apart and drink from my body like she usually does with blood. 

Weird, if she knew I was Paul’s mate, wouldn’t she have known I was an angel? There were lose ends that needed explaining.

My thoughts were pushed to the side as she attempted to make the first move and launch at me before Paul came out of nowhere and bit down onto her shoulder but she reacted quickly and punched him in the shoulder, making him whimper out and release her. She got to her feet and began running, the pack on her trail. I ran up to Paul, ignoring the pain in my side.

“Are you okay?” I asked as he stood up and shook it off.

Yeah, You okay?

“I will be. Let’s go.” I said and started running before Paul could protest. We caught up to the pack in no time when out of no where we reached the edge of the woods and Victoria jumped off the cliff.

“Dammit.” I said out loud, clutching my side once again, one downside to my abilities is that some wounds, mainly cuts, didn’t heal as fast as others but they always would heal within 12 hours, tops. 

Are you okay? Jared asked

Dammit Rosalynn. What happened? Paul demanded not fully reasoning how bad it was till now.

“A stick got me after I tackled her, I’ll be okay in a couple hours.” I said as everyone but Jacob began to go back home.

Do you need us to get ahold of Sue? Sam asked.

“No. I just need some rest. I’ll be fine.” I was walking next to Paul, leaning slightly on him.

Paul shifted back and quickly picked me up.

“You’re not walking though.” Paul grunted out, totally ignoring the fact that he was walking naked thru the forest surrounded by other wolves who were his brothers. 

When we arrived back to our home, Paul walked right upstairs and laid me down on our bed then disappearing into our hallway closet, grabbing some gauze and tape and came back to patch me up.

“Paul. I’ll be fully healed in a couple of hours, stop worrying.” I said as Paul ignored me and continued placing the bandage on my wound.

After he finished up he kissed my forehead and laid next to me draping his arm onto my lower hips, avoiding the cut.

Several hours passed, I was quickly regaining energy and the wound was healing itself but something felt wrong so I sat up which made Paul start to worry.

“What is it?” He knew that I felt something was off.

“Something’s not right. Call Sam, make sure everyone is okay.”

As if on cue our phone began ringing and Paul nearly jumped out of bed to answer it, it wasn’t even on its third ring cycle.

“Hello?” Paul asked and there a few moments of silence before he spoke again.

“Thanks. I’ll let her know. See ya.” Paul hung up the phone and looked at me.

“Who was it?” I asked

“Sam.” Paul stared at the ground, “Harry passed away. Cardiac arrest.” Paul got back into the bed with me pulling me towards him and burying his head into my neck and I held onto him, shocked and upset myself.

“I think Seth shifted.” I thought out loud, “And maybe Leah too.” 

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P.s I did not proof read this so I am sorry

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Tagged by: @noonedefeatsme

rules: answer these 85 statements & tag 20 people

the last: 1. drink: pepsi (lol self medicating) 2. phone call: the only person i call is my grandpa 3. text message: "myth puppy" from @alma---vivo 4. song you listened to: believe me natalie by the killers 5. time you cried: yesterday morning

have you ever: 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: once lol, that's why i was crying 8. been cheated on: nope 9. lost someone special: does potentially special count? i was too young to remember anything about her, but i know she was special to me already 10. been depressed: i'm getting better 11. gotten drunk & thrown up: nope

favorite colors: 12. purple 13. red 14. pink

in the last year have you: 15. made new friends: i have!!! and i've been so happy for the first time in a long long time 16. fallen out of love: obviously 17. laughed until you cried: on more than one occasion! 18. found out someone was talking about you: i'll take this to mean "talking shit behind my back" and yes, of course, have you seen the internet? people have been talking shit about my achievements since i debuted in juniors three years ago 19. met someone who changed you: interestingly enough, one changed me in bad ways and the others changed me in better ways than i could ever imagine 20. found out who your friends are: found out i had way more friends than i thought. i've got a problem with understanding my relationships with people 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: i'm gonna be real right now. i don't run my official facebook account so i have no idea who i have added on there

general: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: okay i checked just for you and yes they're all the accounts of senior skaters, so i know most of them (also i finally remember who minami kenjirou is) 23. do you have any pets: my two kitties potya and mariska 💕 24. do you want to change your name: i was gonna be cheeky and say "uwu my last name uwuwuwuwu" but do you know how long that name would be??? Too Long. so i guess i don't have to call about changing all my merch 25. what did you do for your last birthday: had a movie marathon (note to self, start marathons earlier than 5pm) 26. what time did you wake up: 4am? it might've been 5. i have a hard time sleeping at night 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube to help me pass out 28. name something you can’t wait for: getting married 31. what are you listening to right now: vitya snoring quietly 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i think there was an interviewer once named tom?? idk 33. something that is getting on your nerves: there's a fly in here and i have no idea where it is 34. most visited website: tumblr.hell, youtube, or netflix 35. hair colour: i can see there being discourse about this in the future (cause yall pick the dumbest things sometimes) but i'm a natural blond 36. long or short hair: my hair is past shoulder-length by now 39. piercings: here's a cool piece of trivia. i got my ears pierced a long time ago, i just rarely ever wear earrings 40. blood type: B. i'm not gonna lie, i had to check my own wiki page for that one 41. nicknames: you guys know most of my nicknames by now: yura, yurotchka, yusha, yushka, kotik, koneko, kitten, etc 42. relationship status: taken x4 combo! 43. zodiac: pisces 44. pronouns: he/him 45. favourite tv show: princess tutu or vampire diaries (both got me through hard times don't @ me) 46. tattoos: i love how they look but i'm not sure if i'll get any 47. right or left handed: right-handed 48. surgery: none.... yet, knock on wood 49. piercing: awesome this is on twice 50. sport: figure skating ofc. i would put ballet on here but i don't dance competitively so does it even count as a sport? 51. vacation: i had the wonderful opportunity of going to universal studios, epcot, disney's hollywood studios, and disney world all in the span of a week 52. pair of trainers: only for exercising

more general 53. eating: snuck outta the nest awhile ago to get some fruit 54. fav drink: fUCK i LOVE SMOOTHIES. STRAWBerry smoothies, mANGO smoothies, pour it down my throat you COWARDS 55. what you’re up to: being the middle of a vitya and seung-gil cuddle sandwich 56. waiting for: someone to wake up 57. want: seung to Move his Hand lmao 58. get married: yeah 🐱 59. career: jj wrote "Gold medalist ;)" so im gonna write "goldier medalist ;*"

which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: i love to be kissed. also, lemme point out it didn't say where the kisses are going 61. lips or eyes: lips, their shape, their color, lipstick, lipgloss (though, eyes are also fascinatingly beautiful) 62. shorter or taller: taller. tall people are easier to spot in a crowd 63. older or younger: young 64. nice arms or nice stomach: all tummies are perfect canvasses for me to write my name or rest my head 65. hook up or relationship: definitely relationship, i wouldn't have been able to do hookups i think 66. troublemaker or hesitant: the thing is, you need to have both. an impulsive, "spontaneous" person will make the cautious, "calculating" person open up to doing things they never would have done, but they also keep the impulsive person from doing anything dangerous

have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: noo 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i-i don't have glasses! 70. turned someone down: pffff the amount of angels who were clearly in heat and on twitter (a bad combination already) and asking me to father their pups has been hilarious considering i physically cannot do so 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: not that i know of 73. had your heart broken: yes 74. been arrested: absolutely not, i'm a good boy 75. cried when someone died: obviously??? i'm a human being?? i cried when binx died in hocus pocus and he didn't even actually die 76. fallen for a friend: fuck off

do you believe in 77. yourself: only if i'm motivated by something else, usually proving to people that they shouldn't underestimate me 78. miracles: everyday is a miracle, like when i wake up and i see my pack wasn't just a dream, or every time i make them smile 79. love at first sight: no, and if you think it does you're going to have a bad time 80. santa claus: i havent believed in ded moroz since i was seven, grandpa used to say that if he was ded moroz, i could be snegurochka because if i grew my hair out i'd look just like her pfff he's right though 81. kiss on the first date: if it went well, go for it! 82. angels: ive never been very religious or spiritual but i do find comfort in the idea of guardian angels 83. current best friend’s name: aside from my pack, there's phichit/pchela (@justpeachyphichit), seung-gil (@alma---vivo), and of course mila (@milababaecheva) 84. eye colour: blue/green 85. favourite movie: besides the lion king, i really love the movie black swan

20 is way too many people to tag so if i mentioned you in this post you can count that as me tagging you? if you want? idk i'm so tired i spent almost four hours typing this