#does anyone have a solution to this. i really what that suit and it’s discounted right now
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the-casbah-way · 8 months ago
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clothing sizes do feel really dumb at times because like i’m technically very skinny but i carry all my weight on my tummy so if i want a non-tailored three piece suit i have to get the smallest size otherwise the pants and jacket will be far too big but if i wear the smallest size waistcoat i will literally not be able to get it buttoned so i have to buy every piece separately which is not only more expensive usually but also some stores don’t do each piece separately so fuck me i guess
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yakuzacasual · 2 months ago
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Being around Kuwana
It was supposed to be relationship-related but i kind of lost the plot and had too much fun trying to pick him apart. Smooching needs to wait bro stimulated me intelectually.
This one is dedicated to the person who cheered at Kuwana included in my gamer post. You're the real one, homie, if you are still out there I hope you enjoy the meal.
✦ .  ⁺   . ✦ .  ⁺   . ✦
> There is no relationship with him, really. It's all just a situationship no matter how strongly both or either parties wish it were different. Kuwana refuses to allow anyone to get truly attached to him. He is there to be for the pleasant moments only, to hang out, to listen, to offer reassurance and his body - but never his soul. He won't talk about what he does, what he has seen, or what he feels. Everything the other person will ever know about him is surface level. And who can say if even that much is true. With his whole chest he reminds them this is just a fling, and yet there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them. The stutter his pulse does every time he is touched. The way he licks his lips nervously whenever he is granted a smile, as though barely stopping tearing himself open. This man is ride-or-die and this soul he never offers, it has been theirs always - even when they don't realize. Kuwana will embrace everything the other person is with utmost affection, knowing painfully well he can take nothing in return. But. If the cards are played right, maybe - just maybe - the ride can still be caught before he dies.
> Kuwana has an energy of the man who singlehandedly forced the entire tobbacco industry to put the graphic health warnings on the cig packages. He used to smoke so fucking much, especially in the first months after his life truly shattered. The owners of the niche brand he always bought still send letters to his old address, thanking him for helping them not run out of business. It was his one way down to the grave before he found a purpose, he claims. All that to say, having a regular cig smoker partner would be very rough on him - could even be a deal braker. Not a hypocrite to make some give up smoking entirely, but if they are not willing to get an e-cig instead? Yeah no, not happening. Not hitting it off with someone who hates smokers either. For him it must be acceptance, no enabling nor lecturing. Can't teach old dog new tricks, but he will do his best to limit the puffs around someone reasonably unhappy with the cig. If the partner does smoke the electronic, Kuwana is THE guy to hook them up with freebies and new, interesting liquids in discount prices.
> The handyman role is not just for show, brother LOVES fixing anything and everything you will let him. He gets high off of the feeling of being useful to someone he wants to be on good terms with - it is one of the very few moments when Kuwana is truly just himself. The only issue being, he is not particularly good at anything. His methods are more akin to tape and ziptie than to a real solution - reliable and somewhat lasting, but ultimately temporary. Kuwana's real strenght lies in finding things to fix, or accidentally creating circumstances for it. It's not about the destintation, but the journey after all. Also, any puzzles with words. Crosswords, word search, tonguetwisters even - very elastic tongue on that one. You name it, he can do it.
> Loves music but not exactly paying for it. No surprise here, he finds any money he makes better suited to different ends. Though to be fair, he has always had a pirate streak ever since the mp3s and the little buyable phone jingles. He used to be the guy knowing all the shadiest but most reliable sites for getting the tunes and very likely was the mixtape master in his friend group. But when it comes to real life music, with all his vast connections there are routes to take. Like sneaking into closed off sections of the places booked out for a concert. He is there, tucked in the shadows of philharmonic stage getting his eardrums blown off by the proximity of the instruments. He is there, the single blimp on the stadium seats left open for safety reasons. He is there on the couch of Yokohama 99 listening to old vinyls he doesn't own, sipping on a beer he didn't buy. And naturally, he is always willing to share the pleasures of such life with a partner in crime.
> Underneath the faint smell of sweet liquid smoke, he reeks of cologne. Kuwana, for all his rizz of a man in his early 40-ties, does not escape the curse of not knowing how much of his perfume to use. And sometimes, when schedule gets rough, using it as a substitute of a shower. Not that he is particularly proud of it, but a man must do what a man must do. I think he is much more concerned in keeping his stubble looking proper rugged-stylish. What might be found shocking, he used to be pretty knowledgable about self care - especially hair products. A number of his work acquaintances would seek him for advice and not once has he been wrong, a little badge of pride he still thinks about every now and then. Nowadays he doesn't care to keep track of all these different brands, he'd rather just settle for the 13-in-1 package and pray for the best. This leaves his hair feeling rather rough - which he hates, but won't admit out loud. Makes him "more manly" or whatever.
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lenaellsi · 11 months ago
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Thanks for this comment! To be clear, I think your read on Crowley is one that I agree with, and a refreshing change from some of the takes I've seen, which tend to have him as a selfish runner who is only concerned with himself and Aziraphale. I really appreciate that.
But I do want to push back just a little, just because this is a good springboard for a conversation that I'd really like to have about Aziraphale's choice, and why I read it as a significant character moment for him rather than a mutual mistake between him and Crowley. (Again, I am not trying to be hostile at all--just providing my perspective, since I think I see Aziraphale's choice a bit differently.)
What gets me about the "they are both wrong" thing is that--yes, it's true, in a sense. Long term, trying to outwit all of Heaven and Hell is not a viable plan. Neither, as you said, is trying to reform an institution that was built from the ground up specifically for the purpose of eventually destroying humanity. Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale has figured out what to do, and it's hard to blame them. It's an impossible game, with literal God as a player, and She's not on anyone's team but Her own.
But Aziraphale's main mistake, for me, is not just that he wants to go back to Heaven to try to fix it. His solution isn't just institutional reform of a corrupt group; his solution is institutional reform for the group that he believes to be inherently superior.
If the offer to make changes from the top (bottom?) had come from Hell, Aziraphale would not have taken it. He says that outright. And that, along with the "bad guys" line, means that he has two entirely different lessons to learn here--first, the practical reality of the system he is trying to change, and second, the moral reality of the world. Crowley has learned one of these lessons already. He had to; his entire existence disproves the moral reality Aziraphale still believes in.
Classifying this argument as either a miscommunication (which, to be clear, the above reply did not do; I'm just mentioning it as a common interpretation) or as a "both sides" problem discounts that Aziraphale genuinely believes that Hell is made up of "the bad guys." I won't discuss whether Aziraphale thinks this of Crowley himself here, because that's not the point. (TL;DR, I don't think he does--but that comes from Aziraphale's long history of rationalizing Crowley by any means necessary.) But it is still a really, really vital misconception, and it's the driving force of his decision beyond his desire to help humanity.
Really, all of season 2, from the flashbacks to the setup with Gabriel, was written to show us that Aziraphale's decision was based on both his best and worst traits. He is incredibly loving and compassionate and hopeful, yes, but he is also flawed. We saw that this season in his desire to control and change people in ways that better suit his view of the world and his ongoing issue with black and white thinking.
And let me be clear: Aziraphale loves the world. He loves Crowley. He wants so badly to do right by people. I would never, and could never, doubt that, especially after this season. But between Edinburgh, the ball, and the dialogue in the final fifteen, it's very clear that Aziraphale is still unpacking a lot of things that Crowley has already learned.
And that's why the--if you'll excuse the term--demonization of Crowley in certain spaces sits so badly with me. I've written myself on Crowley's missteps in the final fifteen. His temper and his tendency to try to out-clever everyone around him absolutely made their fight worse, and I think it definitely contributed to Aziraphale's insecurities and the way the Metatron manipulated those insecurities. But the core issue of Good and Evil--or the lack thereof--has always been Aziraphale's journey, not Crowley's.
And that's great! Aziraphale will probably have an incredible moment in S3 when he finally breaks from Heaven. I'm looking forward to it. I just want to acknowledge that this was a low point for him, specifically. They have both failed to think of a solution to the comically terrifying scenario of "what if God really was out to get you," but Aziraphale is still living in a world where demons are inherently bad, and Heaven is inherently good, and any problems with that system are just an issue of management. And that's just a different magnitude of mistake than a policy disagreement, in my opinion.
Crowley did not speak out against the Flood and show kindness to the Son of God and risk Satan's wrath to save Job's children and endure decades in Hell for Elspeth and lead a terrified group of humans to safety through a pack of demons and propose stopping the apocalypse for people to say that Aziraphale is the only one of the two of them who is trying to protect humanity. tbh
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boldbrash-fandertrash · 3 years ago
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Ignore me, unless I’m right in which case I fucking called it
So I was rewatching the episode for the fourth time and one I realized that Remus is much much smarter than we give him credit for and two I can generally predict how the rest of the story is gonna go.
We’re gonna have another aside video with Patton and Janus before the big season finale, and that aside is going to be one of the most important videos to the general progression of the plot.
I’m sure you’ve noticed the pattern so far, two sides who diametrically oppose each other being forced to work together on a problem they vastly disagree about, usually turning the small issue into something much messier than it ever would be and them learning something about themselves in the process.
Each pairing exists to point out to the viewer exactly what issues exist with each side that need some form of resolving, and the big unifying theme amongst them is “you’re not listening to me”. Roman and Virgil dragging Thomas across the cafeteria in favor of or agains him talking to Nico, Logan and Remus deliberately ignoring and working to undo the others work in an attempt to break Thomas out of the depressive funk he found himself in. Nobody is working together here. The only side to even remotely cooperate with the group was Virgil body checking Thomas into Nico, and it took him and Roman bullying each other and Thomas for an entire video to even get to that point.
Watching Logan and Remus interact, one, brought me immense joy and I will be chasing that high for weeks to come, and two, after an ounce of critical thinking was frankly painful to watch. Any critiques Logan offered to Remus were immediately discarded with absurdity and any critiques Remus offered to Logan were discounted as absurd.
During the obvious scene at the end with the Eyes™️, Logan claimed he wasn’t pretending Remus didn’t exist, but honestly, he kinda was.
The Dunce Cap Scene really accentuates this point. Logan pulls a holier than thou, why won’t you learn I’m always right, bullshit passive aggressive remark, Remus does his dramatic repenting student shtick, starts singing directly into Logan’s ear, and makes a kink joke. Literally the words Remus sings are “can’t fix this guy, all by yourself”. Remus is saying this inches from Logan’s personal face and even still the logical side ignores him outright, because of all the fluff around the message. Hell, in Remus’s introduction video, Logan likens him to a screaming baby on a plane, essentially saying “well eventually he’ll stop screaming so just bear with it for a while and you’ll be fine”. He’s ignoring Remus outright due to a preconceived notion and missing out on valuable information because of it.
The dunce cap scene indirectly calls back to learning new things about ourselves, where Logan is completely unreceptive to the puppet bit because of its perceived absurdity and absolutely refuses to acknowledge any potential the medium might have for learning until he physically cannot anymore.
Remus is capable of, and does often, make valid points and offers genuine critiques of shit happening in their lives. In Forbidden Fruit, almost every single line harkens back to some idea the other sides had been trying, and failing, to communicate to Thomas. “Good and bad is all made up nonsense”, “if you shared those musings with your friends i doubt they would forgive you”, “why deny yourself knowledge, say, knowledge of yourself” “people don’t like me much, Thomas, but that only just cause I’m honest”, “these sorts of things are only thought in the mind of a man who’s soul is truly rotten.”
Despite all of this, he is ignored outright because of his medium. Just like Logan is ignored due to his monotone cadence and large volume of content, just like Roman is due to his flair for the dramatic and artistic display of ideas, just like Patton is due to his playful and childlike nature, just like Janus is due to his perceived role as the Villain, just like Virgil /was/ due to his perceived role as the villain.
They all have become accustomed to being stepped on by the other sides because of who they are and how they communicate, and have in turn learned some less than ideal methods of being heard again. Logan yells and gets passive aggressive, Remus ups the fear factor for everyone around him, Roman shuts down anyone who tries to talk through bullying and raising his voice, Patton manipulates the others into feeling guilt and covers it up with a smile, Virgil whips out the tempest tongue and incites fear in Thomas, and Janus physically silences anyone in his way.
And here���s why I say the next asides episode is going to be the most important one developmentally. Patton and Janus are going to be forced to work together. Patton, who is in the midst of an identity crisis, and willing to listen to any new ideas provided they offer a valid solution to the shit he’s found himself in, and Janus, who knows a lot more than he’s willing to let on, who concerns himself exclusively with Thomas’s self preservation, and loves to talk when given the opportunity. Janus is gonna have a thing or two to say to Patton when they’re inevitably faced with their moral dilemma, and Patton is going to be in just the right mindset that he’s willing to listen. And Janus is going to end up being right, and the small issue they’re facing will be resolved, which will therefore strengthen Patton’s trust, and his openness to changing for the better.
Patton is goofy, and childish, and kinda ditzy sometimes, and because of that we as a fandom tend to overlook any of his moments that are anything but that, but we are not giving this man enough credit. When Patton sets his heart on something, he throws his whole self into it, and is willing to stand up for his beliefs in the face of extreme opposition, and would gladly do anything in his power to defend his family. Once Patton decides that he’s willing to grow, and if he believes that this growth will help put his family back together, nothing can stop him, and that will be absolutely crucial for the growth of all the other sides around him.
Whatever him and Janus discuss during their aside will absolutely give Patton the information he needs to help stitch together the rift between everyone.
I predict the next official Sanders Sides video is going to be the longest one yet, possibly over an hour long, because there’s a LOT of work that is going to need to be done, and Everyone is going to be in it. The big issue of “you’re not listening to me” won’t be resolved, but it will be acknowledged in a serious light by everyone. We won’t be getting any appearances from the Orange Side I don’t think, that would end up just complicating matters even more when each character is already incredibly shaky in their own identity.
Something less than ideal is gonna happen between Thomas and Nico, he’s gonna summon the initial three to deal with the matter but the other lads are gonna worm their way into the discussion, everyone’s gonna start screaming at each other, and Pattons gonna do something that stuns everyone else into silence (I’m guessing he’ll start crying, considering the start of season two was all about him repressing negative emotions and what better way to show character growth than to sob openly on camera).
Once everyone just fucking stops for ten seconds that’s when the apologies start. None of the sides are ever the first to apologize, we’ve seen that time and time again. Their desire to be in the right as well as their pride will always get in the way, however if someone starts the apology train everyone will eventually follow suit. We see that in Alone On Valentines Day, My Negative Thinking, Growing Up, Accepting Anxiety, Fitting In, Moving On, actually in pretty much every video where an apology actually takes place, once one person apologizes the other will immediately follow suit.
Patton is gonna be a goddamn mess, he’s gonna apologize to everyone in the room for anything he thinks he may have done to wrong them, and that’s gonna be what gets everyone to acknowledge all the shit they’ve put each other through, and the others are going to jump between trying to console him and trying to apologize to each other. They’re going to come to the unified decision that they need to work together more on future issues, the group is all going to offer up a solution and decide together on a remedy to whatever happened together between Thomas and Nico, and that will be that. Season three will be about them finding the balance between stepping on toes and being stepped over, while also working out how the orange side fits into everything.
Thus marking the end of my rant.
I started writing this at 2 and it’s now 4. I have to be up in three hours. I have an essay due at 3pm tomorrow that I haven’t started, but instead I typed up all this bullshit. I hope any of this made any sense, and I hope this is a suitable replacement for my emotions essay that’s completely untouched because chances are this is what I’m presenting to my therapist tomorrow. Wish me luck.
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owl-with-a-pen · 3 years ago
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brainy or nia try on karas glasses one day and kara realizes that they were brenda/brandon?
- Oh my god, yes! Thank you for the prompt. x
“No, no,” Alex said decisively. “It’s been years and I still don’t get it. How the hell do glasses make it impossible for people to recognise you? I’d know you from anywhere.”
Nia grinned from across the table, lifting her drink to her lips as Alex pinched Kara’s cheek, only to be batted away by her little sister a second later.
“Okay,” Kara said with a snort. “Your next round is gonna be water shots.” She turned her head from the table, making a show of searching the bar. “Where’s Al?”
“Oh, you know he heads out back the second this party rolls in,” Kelly said with an impish smile, raising her own glass. She took Alex’s hand before she could pester Kara any further, winding their fingers firmly together. “Although, I have to agree with the water.”
“Hydration would appear useful at this stage,” Brainy added with a sage nod. “She may also benefit from lining her stomach with something a little more substantial.”
Nia grinned, leaning back against Brainy’s chest. “Is that your not-so-subtle hint that you want more onion rings?”
She’d perched herself on the edge of Brainy’s stool some time into the evening; her smile widened when she felt his hands link around her front in response. “Sometimes, multiple issues can call for a single solution,” Brainy pointed out, tucking his face into her hair. “What is the saying? Two birds, one stone?” Nia's face warmed when Brainy’s lips traced idly along the side of her jaw.
Kara grinned. “Well, hey, I’m not gonna say no to more onion rings.”
It was fair to say that they’d all had a few drinks between them by now, although Kelly and Alex were strictly drinking from the human menu. Things always got a little whacky with alien grade alcohol, and despite her half-Naltorian genetics, Nia had barely been able to stomach a single sip of Brainy’s drink of choice. It suited his tolerance level far better, and made for a slower automatic response for his body to factor out the alcohol and sober him up. If his sudden confidence with intimacy in a public environment was anything to go by, Nia figured it was definitely working.
Nia knew Kara was drinking something similar to Brainy, although her Kryptonian biology made her far more resilient against its contents. She wasn’t even slurring.
Meanwhile, Nia was feeling all kinds of warm inside. Although, Brainy’s hold on her was probably a major factor in that.
It had felt like forever since they’d last gone out like this, and from the recent stress they’d all been under, it wasn’t exactly surprising that they’d found their way to Al’s bar. Plus, after the number of times they’d saved this place from one catastrophe or another, they got some incredibly generous discounts even on some of the rarer beverages. It was just unfortunate that Alex’s human tolerance really wasn’t matching up. And, considering Kelly was still on her first drink, she was currently the only person everyone was sorely worried about getting home safely that night.
With that in mind, Nia was just about to suggest heading up to the bar to go order, when Alex made her move, whipping her hand out quick enough to snatch Kara’s glasses straight from her face, balancing them across her nose.
She turned to Kelly immediately, staring at her levelly. “Well?” she asked expectantly. "How do I look?”
“It’s like looking at a total stranger,” Kelly deadpanned. She smirked, leaning in closer. “Although, they do make you kinda mysterious.”
Alex’s smile broadened. “Oh really?”
“My turn!” Nia chirped, plucking the glasses from Alex’s face. She rested her elbows on the table, propping her chin up with her hands the moment she had the glasses on. She narrowed her eyes, testing out her new perspective. As anticlimactic as it was, nothing really changed. It was just like staring through two pieces of clear glass. Nia pouted. She supposed it wasn't unexpected - that was exactly what she was doing, after all.
“It’s weird being able to see clearly while wearing someone’s else’s glasses,” Nia mused, playing around with the glasses’ temples, wiggling them up and down in front of her face. “Has anyone who didn’t know your secret ever done this before?” She jerked her head up, snapping her fingers. “Ooh, I know, I bet you just tell them you both need the same prescriptions. Am I right, or am I right?”
Kara didn’t answer.
“...Kara?”
When Nia turned, she realised that Kara was staring directly at her, a half-stunned daze in her eyes.
“What, did the alcohol finally kick in?” Nia prodded good-naturedly, only for Kara to reach out suddenly, taking the glasses away from her. “Hey! I was using those!”
Kara remained silent. Instead, with unnerving intensity, she came forward, slipping the glasses onto Brainy’s face. Brainy jerked from the unexpected contact, lifting them away from his nose as though they'd burned. He blinked quickly in affront, eyeing Kara suspiciously. “What was that for?” he asked.
“It was you two,” Kara said mildly; her voice sounded far too calm for comfort, like she was on the verge of a full-blown freak out. “All those years ago, in Midvale. It was you.”
Nia spluttered at the exact same moment as Brainy. She snapped her head towards him desperately. “What?” she asked, registering the panic in Brainy’s eyes that she knew was reflected identically in her own. “No—what—no?” She dug her hand into her boyfriend’s shoulder, squeezing tight. “Do you know what she’s talking about?”
“I have no idea what you are- what she’s talking about-” Brainy snorted defensively. “Do-do you?”
Nia nudged him nervously, eyes wide. “I just said I didn’t, genius.”
“...Right,” Brainy said quickly, clearing his throat. He raised his voice, turning back to Kara. “Two admissions though! Thus further proving that we have no idea what you are talking—”
But, Kara was still staring, a cold glare of certainty in her eyes. “I’d know that scrambling for an excuse anywhere,” she said, taking Brainy’s hands and guiding the glasses back into place over the bridge of his nose. She met no resistance this time, Brainy was far too busy gaping at her. “Brendan.” She turned to Nia accusingly. “Brenda.” Her lips split into a pained smile. “Rao- I thought you two were hiding something, but I was willing to accept it, because... I thought you were lost.”
“In our defence, we sorta were,” Nia admitted sheepishly. “The crash wasn’t part of the plan.”
It was Brainy’s turn to nudge her. “Nia.”
“Give it up, Brainy.” Nia cringed. “We’re caught.”
Kara ran her hands through her hair, shaking her head in bewilderment. “What were you guys even doing there? When did this even happen for you?”
“When you were in the Phantom Zone,” Nia said slowly, ducking her head.
“We needed your DNA,” Alex said softly. It sounded as though the recent commotion had done a good job at sobering her up. “To track you down.”
“It was thanks to these two that we were able to save you at all,” Kelly added.
Something crossed Kara’s expression then, but it was so quick that Nia barely caught it. All she knew was that in that moment, Kara looked entirely vulnerable. “Why didn’t you tell me?” she asked weakly.
Brainy swallowed hastily. “Had you known our true identities in 2009, it would have caused ramifications in the timeline that could have irrevocably changed the future.”
“I don’t mean then,” Kara said sharply, attention snapping to Brainy. Her expression fell. “Why not when I came back?”
“It didn’t seem… necessary,” Brainy said uncomfortably. Nia felt his grip tighten back around her and ran her hand across his arm, squeezing gently.
Kara scoffed, folding her arms. “Not necessary? You guys were in my past—you saved my life, and you didn’t think to tell me?”
“So much happened,” Nia said carefully. “Kara, we didn’t want to stress you out any more than you already had been.”
“Come here,” Kara said suddenly.
Nia blinked her surprise, catching Brainy’s eyes quickly for confirmation. Hesitantly, Brainy nodded, unlocking his arms from around Nia’s waist. Nia slipped from the stool, stepping towards her alongside Brainy.
They stared at her unsurely for all of two seconds before Kara came forward, swooping them both into the most intense super hug Nia thought either of them had ever experienced.
Nia gasped for breath, wrapping her free arm automatically around Kara’s back. The brush of Brainy’s fingers confirmed to her that he had done just the same.
“I never thought I’d get a chance to say this,” Kara murmured into the space between them. “But, thank you. Both of you, for everything that you did.”
“For... saving your life?” Brainy asked, voice muffled with confusion. “You’re... very welcome?”
Kara laughed, pressing her face into his hair. “Not that. Okay, well, of course that. But,” She sighed, drawing away again, her hands still locked tightly against each of their arms, “you both came to me at a time where I was questioning so much. My future, my identity, my place on Earth. I was hurting, in more ways I ever let on. And without you two—I don’t know what I might have done differently.”
Nia smirked. “Wait…” She turned her head towards Brainy. “Does that mean we were always meant to travel back to 2009?”
“Pre-destined time travel.” Brainy pondered on that thought for a long moment, his lips twitching into a smile of his own. He shrugged. “I suppose stranger things have happened.”
“You did crash, though,” Alex pointed out from across the table.
Brainy shot her a glare.
“Destiny,” Kelly cut in, sighing dreamily. “I like that, though.”
Nia knocked Brainy’s arm playfully. “Just like how you coming to this time gave you the chance to live freely. With us.” Nia squeezed her boyfriend's hand secretively before she turned back to Kara, smile softening. “Maybe we gave that same chance to you, too.”
“Thank you,” Kara said again. She blinked, wiping quickly at her face where tears were near approaching. “I- I don’t even think just saying that cuts it.”
Nia's smile widened mischievously. “Hey, does that mean the next round isn’t on us?”
Brainy raised a finger in consideration. “I believe tap water is on the house, anyway.”
“Hey, no water,” Alex shot back. “And you guys are not getting out of shots that easily.”
They all laughed at that. And, just like that, Nia felt as though an invisible tension that had been tethering them together had finally loosened.
She smiled as she re-joined her family back at the table, hand-in-hand with Brainy.
For the first time in a long time, it really felt like everything was going to be okay.
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shes-an-oddbird · 4 years ago
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Sunflowers, Snapdragons, Roses and Daisies
Dousy Week Day 2 - Prompt : AU - A Flower Shop and Fake Dating AU in one
Actually a little Multichapter AU fic I’ve been working on for awhile. Enjoy :)
Summary: While covering a shift at Jemma’s flowers shop, Daisy must help a customer with an unusual request. When they discover flowers may not be the right thing to solve Daniel’s problem, they work out a new solution.
AO3
The custom of bringing flowers to a date, while once a staple, has become an outdated practice and is regarded as an old-fashion tradition, now considered unnecessary outside of special occasions. To avoid social faux pas these occasions should be limited to anniversaries, holidays and birthdays; never first dates where the gesture may come off as creepy or overstepping.
Seriously, Daisy thought. Of all the creepy things men do, bringing flowers to their date hardly qualified. Why did Jemma even have her reading this book? That was that kind of mentality that was going to put her little flower shop out of business.
“Excuse me miss, I could use some help, when you have a chance.”
Daisy nearly falls off her stool. She looks up to see a handsome man standing on the other side of the counter looking around uncertainly. How long had he been standing there? She hadn’t even heard the door open. She wants to swear, mostly because she’s already messed up but also because she really doesn’t want to help anyone. Despite what her name might imply, she knows next to nothing about flowers. She was only supposed to cover the desk and phones while Bobbi was out today.
She falters, trying to assess the situation quickly. She could do this, it was just flowers. She looks the customer over, thinks again that he’s a good-looking guy, wearing a nice, if a little stuffy, suit. He probably just needs flowers for his wife or girlfriend. She glances at his hand. Girlfriend then.
“Of course, I’m sorry, I was just caught up in my book.” She closes the book, giving the impression of her full attention. “What’s the occasion, anniversary?” She hopes it is. You give roses on an anniversary, even she knew that. It’s funny, she thinks in the back of her mind, at another time, when she wasn’t trying to save Jemma’s shop from a horrible review, she might realize it was odd to wish for the good-looking guy with the polite smile to be taken but Bobbi has already warned her about that. All the decent guys who come in are already spoken for.
“I’m afraid it’s not quite so simple.” He answers sheepishly.
“Ok, well, let’s hear it, I’m sure we can find the right thing.” Her fingers curl around the edge of the book. Where was Jemma? She was supposed to be back from the greenhouse by now.
He seems to consider his answer carefully before replying. “It’s more of a congratulations.”
“That’s not so bad,” she flips the book back open, prepared to check the index. “What are we celebrating?”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but it’s probably not in your book.”
Daisy shakes her head. “This book comes with the Dr. Jemma Simmons stamp of approval, if it can be said with flowers, it’s in this book.” Or so she’s been told.
“My ex-girlfriend is getting married.”
Oh.
“That’s – well that’s, kind of passive aggressive, but some of these flowers do have pretty cruel meanings, I’m sure we can get the point across.” It makes him laugh which is great because that’s what she’d been going for. He was right, that wasn’t an easy one and she didn’t have a clue where to start. “OH! We have some great discount bouquets!”
“No, no, um, I’m happy for her, for them, really.” His shoulders are still shaking from laughing and she notices his eyes crinkle a bit at the corners, but after a moment of quiet he does let out a heavy sigh. He still needed something.
She gives him back a sympathetic smile. “My friend, she’s the owner, she should be back soon, if anyone can figure it out, she can.”
“No more faith in your book?”
“Umm.” Daisy flips the book to the list of flowers and their meanings. It was an insane amount of information, most of which was irrelevant according to Jemma. Customers who didn’t have much to spend asked for something pretty and simple. Customers with money to spare asked for something different. Nine times out of ten they didn’t care what the flowers meant, they either wanted a deal or to make a statement. She assumed in this guy’s case it was less about saying the right thing and more about not saying the wrong thing. He certainly couldn’t send roses to his ex to congratulate her on her wedding. But maybe some flowers with no romantic connotations. She could probably manage that. “You know what, I think we can put something together.”
He smiles back at her gratefully and follows her to the worktable set up in the middle of shop. Strewn across the table are rolls of red and blue ribbon from where she and Jemma had been finishing up some wedding flowers earlier that morning. She pushes it all aside into a messy pile and can hear her friend’s scolding tone about a neat workspace being a happy workspace.
“Does she have a favorite flower?” Daisy asks as lays out some paper the same way she has seen Jemma do.
He shakes his head. “I don’t think so.”
“Okay, no problem.” Daisy looks around the shop. “Okay, what about – yellow!”
“I’m sorry?” He asks, not understanding her outburst.
“Yellow flowers, there are usually no romantic undertones associated with them.” She recalls as she grabs bins of yellow sunflowers, carnations, and daffodils, deposits them on the table and goes back around for the daisies, roses, and tulips. Eventually the table is full and Daisy returns her attention to the book.
By this point the customer has taken a seat at one of the stools by the worktable. He’s watched her shuffle around the store with amusement written across his face and now as she settles down to sort out his request he finally speaks again.
“Have you ever done this before?”
She looks up.
“Even once?”
“No.” She answers truthfully. She’s been caught, no point in lying about it. “But I’ve watched Jemma do this a million times, it’s not that hard.”
She expects him to stand and leave. Find a flower shop with a competent salesperson and a shelf dedicated to flowers for awkward occasions. Instead he remains seated. “Alright, where do we start?” With a surge of confidence, she continues.
She looks at the flowers. “Which do you like?”
 “Damn.”
“Still no good.”
“Disappointment and rejection, probably not going to work.” Daisy sets aside the yellow carnations. “I thought for sure, I mean we sell a ton of these.” So far, they have had to discard the marigolds, the roses, the chrysanthemums and nearly everything else she’s familiar with. The sole survivors are the daisies, the tulips and the sunflowers, and even those were on the fence.
They’d been at this for nearly an hour now. Daniel, he had eventually introduced himself, had made himself comfortable, removing his jacket and rolling up his sleeves. He was happy to fetch and return whatever she requested. Daisy, twice, had to stop to help other customers and each time he apologized for taking up too much of her time and insisted he could come back later.
She refused. They would figure it out even if it took all day.
“Who even decides these things,” Daisy groans as she rearranges the flowers in front of her. “Dark thoughts, false riches, who looks at bright yellow flowers and thinks that?”
“Sounds like someone with a broken heart.” Daniel replies.
“Maybe.” It was the best explanation she could think of. She scoops up the flowers and drops them into a vase so she can see them standing up. They flop lifelessly. She grabs up some of the filler greens to support them, but it still looks a mess. “This would be so much easier if you just hated your ex like a normal person.”
“She’s not the problem, if I could just go to the wedding I wouldn’t need the flowers at all, I could just bring a toaster oven or a blender or booze, like they registered for.”
Daisy sighs and shoves the vase away. “Why can’t you go to the wedding?” He must have been invited it he has the gift registry.
“I can, I want to,” he pauses, “you don’t think it’s weird, to go to your ex’s wedding.”
She shrugs. “Not if you were invited and as long as your happy for them, and you know, you’re not still in love her with her or anything like that.” Now she takes a moment to pause. “You’re not still in love with her, are you?”
Daniel’s expression turns soft and his tone is nothing but genuine when he answers. “No, I care about her, truly, she’s one of my closest friends, but I am happy for them.”
“So go, I see no reason why not.” She encourages. “Please go, because this is a disaster.” She gestures to the flowers.
“I don’t know, its growing on me.” He pulls the vase towards him and adjusts some of the flowers. Daisy immediately realizes he’s avoiding the ‘why not’ and while its not her place to pry, she’s curious now.
“What is the real reason you don’t want to go?”
“It’s that obvious?” She nods. “It’s really not them, it’s everyone else who will be there, we all work together and they know that when things ended between me and her it was really more on her and I was the one left with a broken heart, if I go, I just know I’m going to get that look, that poor pitiful Daniel look, all night long and I already get that enough of that as it is.”
“Why is that?”
“Hmm, oh.” Daniel stops fussing with the flowers. He turns on the stool and tugs up his pant leg to reveal a metal prosthetic.
“Oh well that will do it.” Her surprise gets the better of her and she doesn’t realize till after the words are out how they may have sounded. “Sorry, that was rude.”
He chuckles and shakes his head, “No, it’s okay, I rather people didn’t make a big deal of it.”
She understands. Not what it was like to have a prosthetic leg of course but to have attention for something connected with less than pleasant memories.
The bell above the door jingles, pulling Daisy out of her thoughts. She looks up to greet the customer and instead see Jemma entering the store, a slight squishing sound following her as she trudges to the counter and dumps her bag and keys across it.
“You will not believe – “
“It rained?” Daisy interrupts.
“No, it did not rain,” Jemma runs her fingers through her damp hair trying to make it presentable. “The sprinkler system in the greenhouse went berserk, drenched my phone so I couldn’t call out, I had to run to get Fitz and drag him back there to fix it, I’ll be lucky if everything isn’t ruined.”
“That’s sounds terrible.” Daniel’s sympathetic reply catches Jemma off guard. She spins around with a look of horror on her face that fades just a bit when she sees them.
“Oh! I didn’t realize, Daniel Sousa – ” She surges forward, hand outstretched and a wide grin on her face. Daniel jumps up from his seat to meet her halfway and shake her hand in hello.
Daisy looks back and forth between them. “You two know each other?”
“Daniel is a regular customer.”
“Flower shops have regulars?”
Jemma rolls her eyes. “It’s so lovely to see you again, its been a bit since you’ve been in – “ She trails off, her eyes going wide as she spots her pristine workspace in perfect disarray. Daisy stands and attempts to position herself in front of the table to hide the mess. “What brings you in today?” She asks distractedly.
“It’s a long story.” Daisy is forced to move aside as Jemma steps forward to examine the bouquet Daisy had only moments ago deemed a disaster.
“Oh, I think I’d like to hear it if it somehow ends with this.”
“It’s my fault really, I wanted to send flowers to Peggy and her fiancé, as a sort of apology for not attending their wedding, Daisy was trying to help me put together something that would properly express that without sending the wrong message.”
“I see.” Jemma collects the last bins of flowers and returns them to their homes.
“You didn’t have to do that.” Daisy whispers to him.
“I feel like I just got you in trouble with the principal.”
Jemma returns to the table and inspects the bouquet again. “Well I can see where you were coming from here Daisy, but I told you, most people don’t read much into the meanings behind the flowers.”
“You’re the one that gave me the book!”
“Yes, and in that book, it also tells you that it’s not customary to send flowers for a wedding.” Daisy frowned. She hadn’t gotten to that part. “That said, I’m afraid flowers aren’t going to solve your problem Daniel.”
“That’s okay, it’s probably a sign that I just need to suck it up and go, let everyone whisper over their cake about poor single heartbroken Daniel a little bit longer.”
“That does sound truly awful.” Jemma says gently.
It does, but in that moment Daisy is struck by an idea. “Hey wait, why don’t you just bring a date?”
Daniel looks sheepishly at the ground. “I, I haven’t got anyone to bring.”
“Perhaps you could go out and meet someone new.” Jemma suggests.
“I don’t usually connect with people that fast and the wedding is this weekend.”
“Well it’s not like she has to be the love of your life or anything.”
“Daisy makes a very good point, you could always invite a friend.” Jemma suggests but Daisy already knows that won’t work either, a friend won’t eliminate the look of pity from his colleagues faces. She has only known Daniel for an hour but she’s already on his side. She wants him to have it all, to attend the wedding for his friends and to give a proper screw you to his coworkers. “What you need is a fake date, someone who you can pretend to be invested in just enough that they know you’re over your ex but not enough that the next time they see you they think to ask about her.”
“OH! You should take Daisy!” Jemma looks absolutely giddy, as if her sudden exclamation is a stroke of genius and hasn’t caught her best friend completely off guard.
“Wait what?”
“Well why not, she’d be the perfect fake date, no one will know her, you two clearly don’t mind spending a bit of time together, unless you made this mess all in five minutes,” she gestures again at her worktable. “And I promise under this apron she’s a total babe, no one would look at you and feel sorry for you, I promise.”
Daisy does notice that she is not the only one embarrassed by this proposition; Daniel looks flustered and unsure how to handle having a date just tossed at him. “I couldn’t ask you to do that.”
“She wouldn’t mind, she really needs to get out more anyways.” Daisy slaps Jemma’s arm.
“I get out.”
Daniel shifts uncertainly. “Still, this wedding is kind of a high profile event.”
“She cleans up really well.”
Daniel’s eyes go wide. “Oh no, that’s not what I meant,” He looks frantically back and forth between them, “I’m sure you do, it’s just there is going to be a lot of people there and possibly media.” He shakes his head as if he can’t believe how ridiculous the notion is and again Daisy finds herself wondering who exactly this woman is. In fact, it has gotten to the point where she kind of wants to meet these people.
“Actually, it might be kind of cool.”
“What?”
Daisy considers for a moment longer before confirming her answer. “Yeah, I wouldn’t mind, besides I feel like I’ve got to see this through to the end now, since the flowers were kind of a bust.”
It takes him a full minute to catch up. “Um, the wedding is Saturday, if you’re free?”
She nods.
“Okay.” He closes his eyes for a moment. “You’re really sure?”
“Yeah, it’ll be great, we can give those gossipy coworkers of your something to really talk about.”
“Alright, great.” He looks at their flower project and turns to Jemma “Can I still buy these?”
“You don’t have to – “
Daisy cuts Jemma off. “Oh my god no, this is, it’s really my problem, you can take the cost out of my pay Jemma.”
“No really, I actually kind of like it.” Daisy doesn’t believe that for a moment, but she also can’t think of any other reason why he’d want to keep the sad little bouquet.
Maybe Jemma does though? She smiles happily and scoops up the vase, “let me wrap them for you.”
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Survivor
A.N.: This is my first Supergirl fic! It’s about Kara throughout her entire life. I hope you guys like it! Reblogs, comments, and likes are all appreciated. Enjoy!
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She’s survived a lot. It’s written in her blood, survival. When she was a kid, krypton exploded and she was one of the few left to tell it’s stories. No matter what happens to National City she’s still their, protecting it and helping its citizens. 
On Earth, she has superpowers. Kara can fly, breathe fire or ice, has super strength and impenetrable skin, and so much more. It’s overwhelming at first, to have so much power, but no control over it. She thrives though, she survives and lives on. 
The entire world ends.
It’s quiet. 
Kara lives. 
She wishes she didn’t.
For three months she keeps busy. Trains with Sara (going easy of course) telling Kate stories, meditates with J’onn. When Barry is still in the vanishing point, she curls up to him. He’s a speedster so he runs warm, and it’s comforting. He’s almost practically mute now, but occasionally he’ll tell her something nice or funny or observant. When he goes something of hers goes with him.
Oliver shows up and she feels pain. Unrelenting horrible all consuming pain. It should’ve been her. Why is it never her? He comes bearing good news, a way to save everyone. For once, surviving doesn’t feel like a curse. 
Kara feels guilty when she prefers new Earth to her old one. Life’s easier now, she can turn on the news to get a general idea of how her friends are doing, hell she can fly over. She’s on a group chat with the other reporters like the CC Citizen and she can visit Kate whenever she wants to. 
She relishes those moments with Kate. It’s funny to fly over and visit, scaring the daylights out of her. She’s a bit new to the whole superhero thing, so Kara sometimes gives her tips to avoid common pitfalls that happen to befal every other hero (besides the legends) she’s met. In the end it seems for naught.
Kate is reported dead.
All the heroes are scrambling for a solution, looking for a way to fix this. It’s not easy considering Kara has learned she also can’t change in front of a reflective surface lest she want Iris to watch her change, but she manages. Kara survives it’s what she’s always done. She’s starting to think it’s all she can do. 
They get Kate back and their happy for a while. She remembers something Kal told her, Kryptonians live longer than humans, but she brushes that thought away. How true can it be anyways?
When her and Kate get married, they live in Gotham. Kara can easily fly to National City when need be and Alex and Nia seem to have it under control anyways.
Growing older is fun. She and Kate only adopt Parker, but that’s enough for either of them. With the extra time, they can travel the world, be the fun aunt and drunk aunt, life is nice. On spare days she goes to Central City to visit, Team Flash and their kids. Her and Barry watch musicals while her and Iris gossip over celebrities and watch comedies together. Nora is nice, she’s just like her father. Over in Star City, Mia’s a firecracker. William’s a jaded teen. Drinks are shared between Dinah and Laurel and her, but she has tea with Felicity. Kara can’t wait to see what the next generation is like. 
The breaching devices Cisco made are never more handy than when all of them reach their 60′s. (Felicity and Constantine don’t make it to their 60′s. Felicity rejoins Oliver at 59 and lung cancer takes Constantine at 52) The funerals were nice. Then there’s a funeral for Joe then Ralph then Caitlyn. Cat Grant is the first one out of anyone on Team Supergirl to die, then Maggie, and Brainy. It’s unsettling how normal it’s seems. She mourns yes, but as Clark said, Kryptonians live longer than humans. This was to be expected.
Kara holds onto those she has left. When she’s seventy-five (relatively this is discounting the years she was in the phantom zone) all the original team arrow members have passed. Gary says they’re doing well, apparently he can  talk to ghosts. 
When she hits seventy-nine almost everyone she knows has died. 
It turns out liver poisoning is what finally buries Sara six feet under. Kara is surprised at the normalcy of it. 
She can count on her fingers those she has left (not counting her nieces and nephews) Barry, Iris, Alex, Kate, Clark, J’onn and Gary. Gary tells good stories and can do nice tricks. Apparently he accidently took a limber spell once when he meant to take a fire proof spell once in his late sixties which is how he got the scar on his right hip and is so well limber in his old age. 
Barry and Iris go next. In their sleep, Barry spooning Iris, protecting her. The coroner tells Kara that Iris died first then Barry’s heartbeat picked up before finally giving out. She likes to think that Barry realized he was done running after Iris passed, she likes to think that they went up to heaven hand in hand. Kara cries at their funeral. She thought she had more time with Barry. The tributes to pulitzer prize winner Iris West-Allen makes her smile. 
Kara becomes more attentive towards Kate and Alex. She fears the day when they leave too. (and they will because Kara survives, she always does.)
In her free time she and Clark train the newest generation of heroes. She may not understand technology, but she can still fight and her morals still hold true after all these years. 
Clark dies next. Sacrificing himself for the world. The world mourns superman. Kara mourns Kal-el. She makes sure he’s buried in the baby blanket he was wrapped in when he was sent to earth. His last words ring in her ear, thank you for protecting me. She wonders if she really did protect her baby cousin. 
Kara steps back from her duties with the new heroes. There’s no bad blood, it’s just, she has so little family left, she wants to hold onto them for as long as she can. 
Kate goes in her sleep. The minute the body next to her is cold, Kara wakes up. Life seems slightly more dull after that. While in mourning, she makes the statements and divides up Kate’s money. Night’s are cold. She remembers when Kate was gone, but she remembers that time she smushed ice cream in her face, took her flying, admired her in a pretty dress. Nightly, she goes onto her balcony and whispers, Patience my love. Kara has survived a lot, she knows she won’t be biting the bullet anytime soon. 
Kara thinks Alex’s death might hurt the most. She had hit her head, and there was no saving her. Kara held her as she slowly passed away, singing old kryptonian lullabies to her. Her and J’onn cry at the funeral. For once, she accepts Gary’s offer to speak to the dead. It’s healing. Gary dies exactly 6 months after Alex. She’s thankful for his friendship in their old age. Because of him she’s been able to get peace after her families passings. She is sad to see him go.
Her loved ones words ring in her ear. We are fine, take your time love. Keep an eye on the kids for us. We love you. 
She keeps her promise. Every morning she puts on her supergirl suit and helps the next generation. She think she looks silly in her old supergirl outfit with her silver hair and wrinkles, but the kids look at her like she’s a badass. Kara gives them tips on how to be a hero through stories she tells of her misadventures with her friends, their ancestors. It’s vague and if she were the one listening she’d be pissed, but this method is hilarious. Anyways, it cultivates patience, long attention spans, and critical thinking. Her method works. J’onn is impressed. He dies on a sunday. Three days before the new recruits’, her family’s first end of the world. 
All her life, Kara Zor-el has survived. Survived heartbreak, death,  the end of the freaking world. Now at her like fifteenth end of the world, she knows it’s time. She wishes her descendents (ish great-nieces and great-nephews potato potato) good luck and sacrifices herself for them. The heavens whisper to her, warrior you are finally done fighting and now she’s at peace. 
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I’m probably just repeating myself on the subject of Dorian/BioWare’s queer male rep here, so feel free to ignore this, I just need to vent some steam on the subject, usual tags are in play here if you want to just silence this stuff.
On a conceptual level, I understand the reasons why Dorian is looked at so positively. He’s a main character in a AAA game, a character whose sexuality is a part of his portrayal in a way that makes it clear WHY he’s not a romance for female characters instead or in addition to. There’s even at the least an attempt at making him more of a rounded character than just being defined by his sexuality.
But I just... DON’T. CARE. for this character as an individual. On a personality level. I find him obnoxious at best, would never move beyond the ‘friend of a friend’ point in my interactions with him, is not someone who I want to spend my time around. All that BEFORE he becomes the worst boyfriend in Trespasser, telling the Inquisitor that they’re now going to have a long-distance relationship (meaning that they don’t even discuss this, he is dictating terms to the man he supposedly loves, and no one at BioWare even thought this might be objectionable). I don’t like Dorian, and nothing can change that at this point.
And, in the way that Inquisition set up its romances, that effectively locks me out of romances, since I’m uncomfortable at best with Bull’s romance - I’m ace, I’m not in the dom/sub style relationships, so Bull literally does not provide what I want (I feel like he COULD, but that wasn’t offered, so...). And so in a game where I theoretically and on paper have choices, I get NOTHING instead.
I know, these are my issues, my problems. But the fact that if I lead with “I don’t like Dorian,” I still feel like I’m sticking my head in a noose for the fandom at large to pull the lever is... It’s many things, but I’m going to stick with a singular word of “aggravating” for right now.
Because I DO understand why fandom would be protective of a gay character in this position. I really do. Hell, I genuinely did start out in that position - go back to the period of my first run through Inquisition in my ‘dg plays dragon age’ tag (it’s like hundreds of pages back now, but...), I romanced him. I was excited. Hell, pre-release, I was excited for what he offered.
But the thing is, I look at him now, with the luster worn off, I don’t see the character that I wanted him to be. I find him a retread of gay characters I’ve seen dozens of times over. Because all his story in the game really cares about is showing him as suffering the most standard story gay people get in media, the “my family couldn’t accept me because of this” story. And... I really don’t need that. Not after seeing every gay character in media I can think of face this.
And I mean, I get it, there’s a reason people stay closeted. Hell, there’s a reason I am not out to the majority of my family (I live in Kansas, I have farm family - I even have a distinct feeling that one of my relatives, who is in like his forties/fifties and isn’t married, is gay, but is content to do the ‘don’t ask, I won’t tell’ thing with the rest of the family, because he still lives in that area). I understand WHY this is still a story that gets a lot of play. And I know that, to the struggling person - not even just kids, there are grown ass adults I know connect to this - who hasn’t come to terms with themselves, it does have meaning.
My issue is just... I have seen this story. I KEEP seeing this story. Even freaking GLEE, where everyone KNEW that Kurt Hummel was gay because from the pilot on, the character was dressed as flamboyantly as possible, had this story, even if it came early - it was still a well they tapped.
And to me, that story getting repeated, over and over, loses its power and impact. It even becomes a weight - this is such a repeated story, all it ends up being for me is a reminder of how HARD it is to be queer. That being queer is, in and of itself, a cause for angst and pain and hardship.
And I just think of what things were like for the version of me who was scared of this part of himself. And what I see is that if all he was getting in his representation of being gay, being queer, is the pain and hardships of being gay, it would just push him further into the closet.
I don’t see empowerment in characters like Dorian, overcoming homophobia. I just see YET. ANOTHER. instance where a queer person faces pain because they dared to try and live openly as themselves. As a reduction to where their queerness is the only thing that they contribute to the narrative, because that’s all that the time the camera focuses on them wants to offer as characterization. That, by making this Dorian’s personal quest, the point where we the players get to spend time learning more about him as a person, the game is saying this is all that it wants you to remember about him, that he’s gay.
And we get that again with Steve Cortez - his time in ME3, despite the fact that the writing of his story wouldn’t need any change if he’d lost a wife, is SOLELY devoted to him getting over this loss, to how he is stuck in that pain, there’s very little done to establish who he is outside of his loss and pain - and then yet AGAIN with Gil, who is being pushed to a heteronormative lifestyle, even though he ISN’T heterosexual. And, like I’ve been over plenty, his writing in Andromeda doesn’t even REALIZE that it’s in the wrong to be pushing him like this.
And all these characters are so dependent on their sexualities as a part of their characterization, being a focal point for how their narratives treat them. If you changed their sexualities, they would need MASSIVE rewrites. Even Cortez, who, yeah, you could make Robert “Roberta,” but if you removed his prior marriage, which, in ME3, is literally about 90% of his characterization... Still needs a new story. Even if it had thematic relevance to ME3′s story of war... In context with his fellow gay men? That doesn’t exactly set him apart.
BioWare offers NUMERIC representation. but when it comes to offering representation that isn’t just “here’s a gay, they talk about gay things, that’s all you need, right?”... No, that’s not all I need.
I need a queer person, a gay person, specifically a male character (I mean, we could talk about BioWare’s handling of F/F characters while we’re here, but I’ve been going on for a while now, this is probably long enough as it is without opening THAT can of worms) who ISN’T defined by the fact that he is a gay person.
Because I’m not. Like, yeah, I talk about it a lot here on Tumblr, and that’s at least part because this is a safe place - here, anyone who’s going to judge me for being queer - being VOCALLY queer - can be blocked and ignored with no problem. But off Tumblr? I have PLENTY of other things that generate potential angst. This isn’t all that defines me.
But this is what defines my representation in BioWare games. And, like I’ve been over recently, I see at least part of it as just the basic generational gap between me and BioWare writers. But that just leads me to where I have no idea how to resolve this issue. Because unless they fit more people at the writer’s table, or established hands leave so they can be replaced - and specifically by younger queer writers who recognize this - I don’t see how this problem fixes itself.
Because they’re going to keep telling the stories they think need telling. And, again, I’m not discounting that the stories selected for... Well, for Dorian and Cortez, at least, I’m never forgiving the bullshit surrounding Gil’s story and how it reduces him to an accessory for a character who is only in the game for like two minutes tops. But... I need different stories.
And the thing is, no one is offering them. My go-to metaphor here is that while they’re focusing on tossing the life preserver to the people actively drowning, I’m still getting pulled out to sea. It’s not that they don’t need help, or I don’t understand why they would be the first focus. But it feels like ignoring that I’m not getting what I need because the perceived need of someone else is “greater,” that I “can wait,” that I’m less “in need,” because I’m not in the position traditionally viewed as being most at risk of self-harm by being without that representation.
Which... At best, it’s cold comfort. At worst, it actively drags you down further that hole, because it leads to that feedback loop of “I’m not important enough to be represented. I don’t really need it as much, I can get by in my own little dark pit.”
And I get that there’s no simple, one step solution. This is something that is caused by factors way beyond just BioWare themselves. I don’t necessarily fault the writers as individuals or anything for only doing so much - I’m aware that they have to make compromises that are imposed on them from on high, and that it’s very likely that if they didn’t have that looming specter of answering to some corporate suit - and corporate suits are, by their nature and definition, conservative at best - they’d offer more, so they try and hit the broad spectrums more than the specific niche, that ANY queer character ends up in a double bind because of the barren landscape they’re posed against, so that everyone wants them to be everything, and get upset when they aren’t.
Just... This is the situation I’m in now. This is the state of affairs that I’m stuck in. Right now, BioWare offers the best options available, but even “best options available” fails to work for me. And that’s... damn disheartening.
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The term "Sales Funnel" might be new for you to a person. It's a advertising technique which has been around intended for decades in the off the internet world. It's also the technique that has been routinely employed by product retailers on the web.
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Can be new is which affiliate marketers are actually likewise starting to use product sales funnels to boost their own own pay.
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They can often abandon an undesirable taste and anyone end up sensation such as you've been hounded straight into spending a lot far more dollars than you designed. That can construct a few resentment in you actually.
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Don't ignore that those that look with your offers usually are true people, not credit business using legs.
Treat your own personal potential prospects just like you would like to be taken care of by a seller.
Gowns why I favor the subsequent type of funnel.
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A person haven’t forced them to actually choose by using some bogus shortage tactics like some sort of countdown termes conseillés or declaring only a minimal range of copies are offered.
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The better affiliate marketer networks will likely pay internet marketers on merchandise that are usually in a seller's income funnel.
So yes, you can make commissions on multiple solutions.
But what you, because the internet marketer, don't recognize is if the retailer is providing products that are generally not in the "public" sales funnel to persons unique list.
So a person could be missing income as a result.
Normally, the sales funnel commences out which has a low-priced merchandise, offers higher-priced products within the funnel, concluding inside one or more high-ticket items at the conclusion of the funnel.
This specific tends to be exactly where sellers stumble through bulk connected with their money. It's considerably better to sell one high-ticket solution than tens associated with low-ticket versions.
The entrepreneur is quite within their particular protection under the law to market goods that you refuses to gain a commission about.
Soon after all, they own often the email address list that the actual buyers have become subscribed in order to.
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In spite of this, I still think that will the only Product funnel will be the a great deal better approach via a customer-relationship standpoint.
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As a affiliate marketer, never deliver people directly to free front end offer. You're basically giving exclusive access to that man or woman to the owner.
An individual should always send individuals to any squeeze site first - the one which you actually own - and really merely after they indicator up there that you just send out them on to your own personal affiliate offer.
This technique, you might have captured their e mail address and they are generally now aspect of your 100%-owned organization asset - your personal electronic mail list.
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The Domestic Life Of The Vision And His Witch, Chapter 9: Click
Summary:  The eventful trip to the city continues.
Ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18461504/chapters/45318340
With that rather exciting, faux-dramatic introduction out of the way, the group headed onward in the direction of the dress store they had chosen.. and spotted a tour group a short distance away from them. A brand new, Avengers-themed tour group intending to tour the major locations of the Battle of New York.
The tour group hadn't seen them yet, but if they did.. Well, something like this was exactly what Vision had been worried about when bringing his family to the city. A concerned look crossed Vision's face, and Wanda, also spotting the group, became visibly anxious, and Billy, often in tune with his Mother's emotions, began to fuss.
"No need to panic" said Nat, "Just keep moving, hope they don't notice us.."
"Huh?" Carol turned to her, a little confused. "I feel like I'm missing something.."
"Well" Vision kept his voice low, making what he hoped was a subtle gesture towards the tour group, "We've been trying to keep the twins out of the limelight while they're little.."
"And I'm a little.. incomod.. uncomfortable, with crowds" Wanda admitted.
"So,: said "Carol, "You're saying that you guys need a distraction to sneak Wanda and the kiddos away before that tour group spots them?"
"Uh.." Vision and Wanda shared a look, and Vision's brow furrowed. "I don't think that's what we said.."
However, it seemed Carol Danvers was already set on her plan. Natasha smirked knowingly, and Hope was beginning to wonder whether she might have been better off staying home to watch Disney movies and eat leftover pizza with Scott and Cassie.
"I've got this" The golden energy from earlier was now surrounding Carol's whole body. "Go on to the store, I'll meet you there.."
And just as a few members of the tour group turned to look their way, Carol took to the sky, a streak of gold instantly drawing the attention of everyone in the immediate vicinity, and began putting on a human light show.
"Whoa.." Wanda took a moment to gape, looking over her shoulder as they took off towards the Store again, Vision pushing the boys' stroller, completely unnoticed by the gathering crowds beneath Carol.
"Does she do stuff like that often?" Hope asked.
"Well, I've only known her for about a week" replied Nat, "But so far? Yeah. Fury calls her 'Captain Marvel'."
"I think I'm starting to like her" said Wanda.
"She's definitely growing on me.." Nat agreed.
Vision liked Carol too. Anyone who would instantly step up to protect his family in the way Carol had done was very much okay with him. --
They reached the store without any further incidents, and a short while later, Wanda had headed into the dressing room with a few things to try on, while Natasha browsed the racks for something for herself.
Hope sat waiting with Vision, making faces at the twins. Tommy was giggling happily as she did so. He had taken to hope rather quickly, somewhat of a surprise, as he was often a little stand-offish with people the first few times he met them. Billy, the shyer of the twins, was currently more occupied with his ball.. a gift from Clint that his own children no longer played with, the red ball with a smiley face on it had become something of a comfort item for the more sensitive baby. However, Billy did look up and smile when Carol entered the store, windswept hair the only sign of where she had been, and flopped into the empty chair beside hope.
"Well, hey there. You're a little cutie, aren't you?" Carol smiled back at Billy, reaching out to gently tickle his tummy.
Billy giggled and squirmed as Carol tickled him, dropping his ball which began to roll away across the floor of the store. However, as Vision stood to retrieve it, Billy waved a tiny hand, and the ball, now surrounded with red energy, floated through the air back towards him.. and right in the eye-line of a store assistant about to turn their way.
Before Vision could react, Carol was on her feet, blocking the floating ball from the assistant's view and loudly asking if there was anything good on the discount rack that day. Hope threw something at the ball which made it seem to disappear, but really it had just shrunk, and now too small for Billy to focus on it, the ball dropped. Natasha, having caught what was going on, made a sudden epic dive to catch the tiny toy before it was lost on the store floor.
"Oh my God!" As Nat crashed to the ground, the Store assistant abandoned her conversation with Carol to run over and help her up. "Are you alright, Ma'm?"
"Oh, I'm fine" Natasha managed a smile, "Just having a clumsy day.."
"If you're sure.."
"I am."
Satisfied, the Assistant returned to Carol, who was keeping up the ruse of browsing the discount rack.
Billy began to whimper at the loss of his ball, so Natasha stealthily tossed it to Hope, who restored it to it's proper size and returned it to the baby boy's hands.
Vision finally released the breath he had been holding throughout the debacle, which had felt like forever, but was really only about thirty seconds. Wanda emerged from the dressing room, and Vision's breath caught once again. She was wearing a long, silky dress almost the same shade as his battle suit, and to Vision, looked absolutely gorgeous.
Hope and Nat pasted large smiles on their faces, and Carol waved cheerily from her spot by the discount rack. Wanda cast a suspicious eye over the group.
"Is everything alright here?" she asked.
"Yes" Vision remembered to breathe again. It was lucky that he didn't actually have to breathe, because Wanda made him stop quite a lot. "Billy just, uh, dropped his ball."
"Oh.." Wanda moved to gently ruffle her son's hair. "You will have to be more careful, una pretioasa." She paused, doing a little spin in the dress. "How do I look?"
"Perfect, as always" Vision smiled. "Absolutely beautiful."
"Well" Wanda blushed, smiling back at him. "I think this might be the one, then." --
After Wanda paid for her dress, and Nat had picked one out for herself, everyone (except for Vision, who didn't eat) had worked up a bit of an appetite, although nobody really felt like a sit-down lunch.
The solution? Hot dogs in the park.
Wanda, sitting beneath a tree with Vision, wiped the crumbs from from her own Hot dog off into the grass, then leaned back against Vision's chest, smiling when his arms instinctively wrapped around her. Their sons were both being tended to nearby- Tommy was perched in Nat's lap, giggling as Hope played peek-a-boo with him, while Carol hand wandered just a little further with Billy, the baby boy settled on her hip as she pointed out some birds in a tree to him.
"This is nice" Wanda sighed happily, snuggling closer to Vision.
"It is" He kissed her cheek.
"I've never really had.. other female friends before" Wanda explained. "Not my own, anyway. Pietro always tried to make sure his girlfriends were nice to me.. But with Nat, it's real. And now Hope, and Carol.. I haven't known them long, but that friendship feels real too."
"I think it is" Vision smiled softly, thinking back on the day's events. "Actually, I know it is."
"We just click.. kind of like you and me."
"I think some people are just meant to find each other."
Wanda grinned.
"I think you're right."
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Seemless integration from the Responder IV nurse call system to the Responder 5 nurse call system enables Responder IV users to benefit from the advanced features of Responder 5. A single interface to SIP wireless phones provides instant voice communication between patients and caregivers on both Responder systems. The easy to use Responder 5 software interface allows caregivers to be assigned to Responder IV and Responder 5 rooms as well as to have one interface for viewing patient census, patient call activity, and nurse call reports. Centralized code blue is simply achieved with a Responder 5 console ablie to display and answer calls from both systems. Save both time and money while enjoying new capabilities by uniting Responder 5 with existing Responder IV systems. With Responder's automatic call routing and forwarding, staff can receive calls on their wireless devices, quickly, coming directly from their patients. When the direct caregiver cannot take the call - the call is forwarded to backup caregivers until the call is answered. The result: the fastest possible delivery of patient care. With inherent network capabilities, such as centralized code blue reporting and patient call transfer to any nurse console, Responder IV provides communications solutions for the entire hospital. With the largest installed base of high-end nurse call systems, Responder IV has earned the right to be called the best nurse call system on the market. Responder's flexibility can easily accommodate shift changes and patient-to-staff reassignments. This easily expandable, modular system grows with your facility and patients' needs. Simplified wiring and system design allows for easy installation and service. Responder IV is versatile enough to support your entire facility - throughout numerous departments, to further extend your workflow capabilities.
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-vanwert 18 days ago18 days agocall light the call light keeps going off on its own. nonstop. it is bothering everyone we have switched out controllers nothing helps Reply-RMoffat 2 months ago2 months agoPARTS WANTED Does anyone know where I get parts for this nurse call station Rauland Borg Model #R4K4020 Need rubber membrane buttons. Reply
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-Christine Reid 2 months ago2 months agoOperations Can you call back into the room to ensure someone has seen to the patient? How do you do that?Reply
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Rauland Responder 4000 Master Station (R4K4020)
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Nurse Call Components
We repair your Rauland Borg Responder 4000 Master Station (R4K4020). All components are tested 100% in house on original fixtures or simulators to meet manufacturer’s requirements. We are using only the original parts for component level repair to meet or exceed the original manufacturer’s parameters in functionality. We offer free pickup within GTA, and 1 day rush service. First item repair service is free of charge and will cost you just one way shipping to us. Multiple item discount will apply on 1000$ and up purchase orders. You are just one call away to find how much you can save using our repair service.
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Total Medtech does component level repairs for a large variety of electronic boards. No matter what we have around us in 21st century contains an electronic pc-board controlling that.We focus our effort towards medical and industrial equipment. Starting from a hospital bed and a patient lift and ending with advanced controls for industrial automation we can provide a fast and quick turnaround for all your repair needs. You are just a phone call away to find out if we are the right people to help.Technology might be challenging when multiple choices are on the table. Just give us a chance to prove we can help you, it cost nothing to try us and first service is complimentary.There is no hidden cost associated with our consultancy service and we only get payed if your needs are accomplished. No service contracts, is the best scenario and in our vision it can happen no matter if you are a small or a big operation.Just give us the insight and we go from there to help you regain control over the essential services.We have R&D resources to reverse engineer obsolete components of your systems and software extension options to integrate your existent with latest technology.
Total Medtech provides maintenance and facility managers cost saving solutions to bring back to life the broken equipment,OEM Service contracts are expensive and not always on time to get the problems fixed. Don’t forget, every service call and the parts are billed on top of the annual fee and the OEM components may take days or weeks to arrive. We repair boards contained in all major brand beds and nurse call systems used in North American healthcare facilities.(Rauland 4, Rauland 3, Hill-Rom, Maxivox, Westcall, Symplex, Dukane, Intego, Zettler) Beds -Hill-Rom – TotalCare, VersaCare, Advance, Affinity, 8500-Stryker-S2, S3 (Scale PCB 25-0593, Main board 3002-407-950 and 3006-307-900)-Carroll – Spirit, Spirit Plus, Basic Care-Amsco – 3080/3085-KCI – Scale PCB, motor control PCB.-Arjo- Patient lifts main board ( Skymax, V4-V3 – KWIKtrak ) Facility– Milnor washers/dryers, Besam door controllers, Boulay pump controllers, Weil-McLain boiler controllers, Pro-Lite color graphic display’s,Hospital Grade TV’s– Elf, PDI, HCI, Telehealt, LG , K10,Biomed– Patient monitors Philips IntelliVue MP30, MX2, Welch Allyn.
Our technical expertise can reduce the unnecessary operating cost and save you from getting stuck with an end life technologyAre you in a dilemma choosing the right service provider or the best technology for your facility?Vendors are pushing what you don’t really need to keep the facility up to operating requirements?If you are close to sign a term service contract with no way out, the surprise will come when you realize how much it takes from the operating budget.A good idea is to get an independent advice before is not too late.
We can help in implementing the most cost efficient solution.Old system, obsolete components and no longer supported?Your PBX (telephone system) is coming to its end life and the provider wants to upgrade it?The big surprise will come when the perfectly working Nurse Call System and your actual wireless handsets for nursing are not compatible anymore with new technologies. The result will be a huge cost for replacing almost everything including the computer network infrastructure. If this sounds like your situation, we can help in implementing the most cost efficient solution.'
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