#doelumpus

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On the Fly Headcanons #3

—Nurse Leslie only became a nurse because it’s a tradition in his family to enter the medical field. His real passions are cars and writing. He and Slinkman bond over the former.

—Patsy dyes her hair pink; she’s a natural blonde.

—Even though Lumpus and Jane marry, they still live separately as before during summers while they’re still working. A lot of the campers keep forgetting they’re married (my reasoning is the show kind of did too🤭) and that reeeeeally makes Lumpus mad lol.

—Lumpus’ parents are still alive, even though they’re pushing 100. They’re frail but have all their marbles. Lumpus… stopped thinking about them once he was 60ish. When he received a phone call from his mother asking why they weren’t invited to his wedding, Lumpus thought it was a prank call and almost hung up. And that’s how he reconnects with them.

—No-neck’s real name is Jacques. He started going by No-neck because the campers kept mispronouncing it.

—Pothole McPucker died, …like, the same summer he and Jane almost married. (Bozo.)

—Manfred the ex-Navy turtle is still alive.

—Edward’s mom, Susan, bakes a mean lasagna and this is his favorite food. (Cue Ping Pong calling him Garfield.)

—Mort the pelican is Camp Kidney’s archery champion.

—Gordon the bear is petrified of caves. (It’s the stalactites.)

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new fic!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61987009

new fic, about our favorite doe!

i’d like to think this is my funniest story yet

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new fic!