#dodged a bullet there though

[fairytalesofstarlight]

my coworker: *turns on the bluetooth speaker*

the speaker: *automatically connects to my phone* *resumes playing ‘Odysseus’, currently at the part where Telemachus appears*

me: *scrambling for my phone to turn it back off* no no no nO

for context, i work in a christian daycare with 9-15 month olds 🫠

[demi-god77]

No one talks about how insane it is to try and keep up with all the different gates/theories when you join a fandom super late

Mikhailgate is the funniest shit ever and I'm actually pissed I wasn't here for it

But ... were y'all okay

[silyabeeodess]

Trunks: *beats Frieza*

Cold: Would you like to be my son?

Gohan: *turns Super Saiyan*

Cold: Would you like to be my son?

Frost: *exists*

Cold: Would you like to be my s-?

[kradogsrats]

apparently all Boromir needed was a supportive gf, and he, too, could have... *checks notes* made it all the way to the tower crowned with a flame-wreathed dark eye only to be crushed like an ant by the fallen lesser primordial god-being who hands out corrupting gifts

[lesbiankoby]

im amused by the idea of “fateswap” nero technically having his life less together then canon nero like what do you mean in an alternate universe me and that cute kyrie girl have three foster kids and a house [lives alone in an apartment in the same city as vergil and gets sweaty palms sending kyrie letters his dad keeps reading without asking and giving unwanted constructive criticism about]

[crocodilenjoyer]

the biggest suspension of disbelief in one piece is that ace is somehow an only child when roger was trucking and fucking well into his 50s unless roger, like, was almost exclusively into getting pegged and aces birth (the only time he’s ever topped rouge) was an honest to god miracle

one piece au where the world government tries hunting down all of roger’s illegitimate kids à la Dipshit Joffrey Gameofthrones by looking for every dark-haired kid with no bio dad, a strong bone structure, zero self-preservation instincts and a problem with authority. the whole story is from ace’s pov though and it’s just him realizing with mounting horror and every successive headline just how much roger Fucked

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

RIP Bertie Wooster you would’ve loved “All I Want for Christmas Is You”

[gojoest]

not to be tmi about it, but once upon a time life presented me the opportunity to have a fiery romance with my favorite journalist with whom i have a 25 yr age gap and who is a dilf

[fortune-maiden]

Today was a good day:

wrote a drabble, obtained a cute cookie tin, and MURDLE IS RELEASING TWO NEW BOOKS AAAAAAA

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

gotta love how everybody else on this mountain is like "turn back it's dangerous here" meanwhile Aya is like "I guess if you can take me you can also take a god, move on"

[arrows-and-ace-thetics]

For anyone else who may need to hear this today:

You will find people in your life who exactly what you can give is enough

You are allowed to set boundaries, you are allowed to not give everything

Looking after yourself means you can give more in the long run

You are enough

[calamitaswrath]

I keep thinking about how this one big name let's player and Xenoblade fan (who I will not name because of what came to light about him back in January, should be obvious who it is though) teased that he'd do a playthrough of X, only to shelf that and play 2 instead. Reason he gave was X already having lost Miiverse functionality, and being concerned that a Switch port'd be announced and make his work obsolete, which

Yeah, that sure happened. Servers will shut down in a few days, he did his playthrough of 2 starting in 2020. He would've had more than enough time, and people have in the past already said that he got them into the series. It could've meant that X got some more attention for once, but of course that didn't happen.

[arrowfoxbus]

50 galloping bisexuals coming to your area today!

@tinysweetnight

[reverieaudios]

I was just glancing through Cyril's character info and I stumbled on one of my first ideas for his petname and I'm crying. Like legitimately crying. It says, and I quote,

"Mon Bonheur? It means my happiness in French and with his dad's French influence that could be cute ----- DO NOT. I FORGOT WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE DON'T DO THAT. LEAVING THIS IN SO I DON'T EVER HAVE THIS HORRIBLE IDEA AGAIN."

[snickerzanddoodlez]

I’ve never been popular but once a kid had a crush on me and I honestly look back on it with regret because he was totally my type, but then he got “asked to leave” for threatening a kid with a knife so maybe I dodged a bullet

[ambagelbraindump]

gf blocked me on everything, I’m mostly confused and a bit sad but I think that says more about her than it does about me