#doctor uryu

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

If there was a hospital and all these fine ass mofos worked there I ain't being discharged ever. I will be sick all the time. *cough cough*

[variouspolltournaments]

Anti-Propaganda is not allowed. Please only give reasons to vote for something and not give reasons to vote against something.

Propaganda

Ichigo/Orihime/Ishida/Chad: In the series, they are the main characters, and they are always together. They are the humans who are constantly dealing with monsters from other worlds, and it’s usually just the 4 of them who deal with this stuff. They care about each other so much. They have experienced so much trauma together that has only strengthened their bond.

David Bowman/Frank Poole/HAL 9000/Monolith: bowman poole and hal spend 18 months in a tiny spaceship hab module together and then a thousand years with the monolith. they have the same daily routine and schedule time to spend together, and they are so comfortable with each other they pick up on each other's subtlest tells, and understand what the others think or if something is wrong without even speaking

they're not the warmest or most expressive people (i mean, one is a computer who doesn't have a face), their love is by showing each other respect, empathy, kindness and understanding

also they merge into one entity inside the monolith

[troius]

Japan really is a different culture, I went to high school with a bunch of the kids of doctors and none of them wanted that career. Whereas here, it's such a truism that Ichigo is only an exception because his dad's medical career is like, highly fraudulent.

[unohanadaydreams]

The fact that Uryu is a doctor despite a lot of his story being wrapped up accepting an open, more understanding version of himself. One that doesn’t reflect his father’s avoidance and shielding of emotion. One that doesn’t tread right behind his father’s path. One that faces the people he loves!!

He turns to sewing. His mother was a maid—she likes to joke she never stopped being one with how often she patches his clothes. She taught him all kinds of stitches. His favorite to learn were the precise kind that caused them to have their heads bent close with concentration, encouragement flowing in between instruction.

His father sews up her body and Uryu knows she would smile. She would tell him what a straight stitch he has. She would say anything to make it better. She would tell them not to worry too much—she’s just going ahead to tidy things up for them. She’ll be waiting. He always hoped she’d be waiting.

Even when he learned the truth.

[mayoiayasep]

^ found out why uryu became a doctor

[sashi-ya]

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝙳𝚛. 𝙸𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚊 𝚄𝚛𝚢𝚞 uryu's birthday drabble ⋆ mdni nsfw +18 ⋆ semi public, oral

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ happy birthday, Ishida-kun! 𓂃⋆.˚

The rug material sucks; why does this thing have to be here? it carves into your knees; it’s starting to itch. Ah, but the sweet caress on your head coming from Dr. Ishida’s hand makes it everything better.

You shouldn’t make much noise; in fact, you shouldn’t be hiding underneath his desk… why the hell these doctors had to visit his office right now?

His hardness is noticeable, it protrudes from his pants. Your hand slides up, slowly, in complete silence. You shouldn’t do this, or else you are gonna make Dr. Uryuu blush.

But you can’t help it; you went there with a single purpose… celebrate the Dr’s birthday. And nothing, nor nobody will stop you from doing so. If he got “very busy” enough to go back home later than expected, then his surprise must be received in here.

You nuzzle on his thigh, inhaling the scent of his neat trousers. Everything so clean, so perfectly ironed… fabric you wish to stain, to shrivel, to ruin. A kiss on his leg, only makes his pants tent bigger… “Ah, are you getting excited Dr. Ishida?”

Uryuu starts bouncing his leg, as he fights to stay serious while a bunch of med interns yap about the cases they’ve been assigned. His hand, that hangs down the desk, tries to sign you to stop in a desperate attempt for you not to continue with the following step of this sexual torture; reaching his sex, that’s been almost freed, as you were lowering his zipper right before they arrived.

Wet, completely dampened in precum, is how you found his boxer briefs. Poor man, what have he done to suffer this faith?! “Let me fix it for you, Dr. Ishida…”

“Very well; that should do for the day, why don’t you all take some time off? Patients have been all -ngh-. Excuse me…” Uryu gets interrupted by your lips finally surrounding his sex; he tries to cover it up with a cough but there is no way he could cover the blush on his usually pale cheeks.

“Are you ok, Dr. Ishida?” an intern, who happens to be one of those annoying females that surrounds your man on a daily basis, asks. She decides to stay, even if the rest have already left the office.

You focus your tongue on his tip; “tell her how good you are feeling, Ishida-kun, come on!”

“AH- yes. Sorry! I’m just tired!” Uryu excuses himself once more, fixing his glasses, getting closer to his desk, trying to normalize his breathing.

“Oh! Can I do something for you, Dr. Ishida?” she insists, and you suck harder. Adding now your hand around his shaft.

Uryuu takes a deep breath; he knows this could go two possible ways, one he resists or cums right in front of a subordinate. The you stopping doesn’t enter the equation, in fact is the only thing that won’t change but rather increase…

“No, I am married man” he finally snaps, feeling the smirk on your lips forming around his dick.

“I- no- I’m sorry…” the girl whispers, leaving soon the office. Uryuu finally looks down; you are enjoying this more than anyone else perhaps.

“Stop. Stand Up. Turn around” he commands, hitting the desk. And you know he will finish the job you started.

“Yes, Dr. Ishida. Claim your birthday gift ~” you obey.

[swan2swan]

One of the most important skills anyone who does literary analysis must learn is the ability to see things from a character's perspective.

And I don't mean "empathize with oppressed people" or "literal POV", I mean that you need to be able to get into a character's head and erase everything that YOU know as a person and rebuild the world from THEIR perspective.

Getting into this discussion now vis a vis people judging Mayuri, Nemu, and their relationship. Yeah, he's a terrible person. In their first fight together, she jumps in the way for him and sets him up for a decisive blow, letting herself get cut apart in the process. His response is to chastise her for performing poorly, and then he begins to stomp on her and threaten to kill her when she asks for healing so she doesn't bleed out.

He then chillingly reveals that he can do whatever he wants to her because she's his daughter.

This is where people start to lose their focus: because, from his perspective, the claim is mocking but accurate. He used his DNA, he created her, he raised her, he keeps her around, for all intents and purposes, Nemu is his daughter. On paper, it all adds up.

But she's also just a creation to him. To him, Nemu is just a robot. The Creature of Doctor Frankenstein. She's his seventh version of the experiment, we learn later, as well: to him, there's apparently no difference between her and the seventh attempt at making a security eyeball. She's a tool. If it breaks, it can be fixed. It screams, it's just a distress call. She eats, it's to sustain her energy. She draws and colors, she's keeping her brain fresh. She bleeds, it's just a leak and can be fixed. That's all she is to him.

And, yes, he's obviously evil. That's why he gets obliterated there...and then Nemu expresses thanks that Uryu didn't kill Mayuri thoroughly, and reveals that she feels some love and loyalty to him.

...whcih she later also reveals is logically determined, because she casually brushes aside the notion that Szayelaporro taking her as a hostage will have any effect on Mayuri. Her body is ravaged, and Mayuri once again just brings her back to life, lickety-split. She's still a tool. (but there is a moment where Mayuri tunes everything else out to go and inspect her).

But we also learn something very wicked about him there: Nemu has drugs in her system to protect her. It's very much implied that the specific drug Szayel triggered was in the event of bodily violation: Mayuri doesn't want anyone taking advanatage of his precious Nemu. Obviously, it's a logical move, just another security measure, but Mayuri has all sorts of protective measures on her that show he's concerned about her.

He just doesn't realize that he's getting attached.

So, yeah, his relationship with her is pretty terrible...at the start. But if you get into his head, you see that he's a deranged, immortal scientist to whom life has absoolutely Zero Meaning outside of progress, research, and advancement. He's an organism that continually adapts; his speech scoffing on the idea of perfection shows that he has a fear of stagnation and ceasing. He has to keep progressing, he can't be weak. That's who he is. Yeah, he's evil, you shouldn't really be like him, but as a whole, he's not exactly WRONG. He's the cold hand of science and evolution given form.

And in the end, he starts to gain emotions. The sadism recedes a little. He's got softness. And that's his greatest creation. His development isn't anywhere near finished, either, so...you have to consider that.

[gloryhrs]

━━ ⟡ 𝓗𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝓞𝐅𝐅, uryu i.

ᥫ᭡ o. requested by — anon. ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

ᥫ᭡ i. male reader, comedy ( if you squint ) and fluff, uryu and r. are happily married and are living together (｡˃ ᵕ ˂ ), uryu tries to be upset at the r. ( he fails ), r. is “clueless” about the whole situation.

ᥫ᭡ ii. hello everyone, i’m ( seriously ) back this time and ready to get back into writing after being on a 6? month hiatus. i downloaded character ai and . . . (っ- ‸ - ς), yeah, it had a chokehold on me. but i’m glad to be back, now we’re so close to 300 followers and i’m so happy that you all have still been showing love and support to my work even when i was gone for all this time and keeping my account alive! (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡ now i plan on finishing up all my requests in my inbox, sorry for keeping those who requested something waiting all this time. (╥﹏╥)

Today wasn’t the best day for Uryu.

The 27 year old just blew over four hundred dollars for someone to come to his house and fix up his fan and his thermostat. Since someone couldn’t stop touching the damn things when he was sleep, which was you, his husband. And boy, was he pissed when he checked the hallway cameras and saw it was you that was constantly turning the fan on and off along with the thermostat. Damn, you couldn’t leave at least one of them alone?! Your excuse was that you were “sleepwalking” and it was the “weather demons” waking you up every two minutes of the night.

Uryu was a doctor, and he made plenty of money—but it wasn’t that part that ticked him off badly. It was the fact this wasn’t your first time doing this! Last year he went through the same situation because you kept sweating in your sleep one minute, and the next minute you would be freezing with your nose running. But Uryu knew you were sensitive to the weather, so he wasn’t upset with you about it.

But this time, as you would say, really rusted up his gears.

You were currently laying down on the couch with an apple juice and bag of chips in your hand as you watched the man fix the thermostat. As you watched him you couldn’t help but feel a pair of holes burning into your head, which was no other than your boyfriend. Maybe if I ignore him then he’ll stop looking you mentally spoke to yourself with a small form of sweat appearing on the side of your head. He couldn’t stare for long right?

10 minutes later, he was still glaring. And for someone who said he was no longer angry, he surely didn’t keep up to his word. This man had his arms crossed and was tapping his foot against the shiny wooden floors while staring you down.

“Are you still mad?”

“No, what made you say that?”

“. . . You’re literally burning holes into the side of my head, Uryu. I understand if you’re still upset, y’know.”

“I can never be mad at my beautiful husband. My gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous husband. The one I work for so he can get what he wants? The same one who not only broke the thermostat, but somehow the fan as well? No, I can never be upset at you.”

You couldn’t help but deadpan at the way he said all of this with a fake smile on his face. He was a terrible liar, his lying skills were so bad and noticeable till the point of his ears turning a dark shade of red every time he lies. Which was pretty cute, in your opinion—back in school, you would often teased him about that. And the fact he was in 15 and walking around with a middle part in his hair and his pants being jacked up to his belly button, as if he was a grown man in a child’s body.

You let out a sigh and placed your snacks down so you could make your way towards him. Once you were within his space, you immediately wrapped your arms around him—pulling him closer to your body with your head resting on his shoulder. Just like when he was a teenager, his body immediately became as stiff as a mannequin for a nearly thirty seconds. Until he realized, you were his husband, not his boyfriend anymore. His eyes completely softened and he wrapped his arms around you as well. Even though you weren’t looking at him, you could feel the warmth in those eyes behind those glasses.

“I’m so—”

“Don’t worry about it. I have the money for it.”

You smiled and chuckled when he said those words. This man couldn’t choose whether he wanted to be happy one minute then said the next, it was cute.

You could feel the sweat dripping from your forehead as you laid on the pillow. You hated being hot, but you didn’t want to break the thermostat or fan again and you didn’t want to make Uryu upset again, so you decided to just lay there . . . motionlessly. Your eyes sealed shut, you tried not to think about it but how the hell can you do that when you feel like your shirt is melting off your body?

As you felt yourself melting into the bed you suddenly felt a refreshing and cool breeze on your skin. Which made you relax into the bed and open your eyes almost instantly, trying to figure out where that sensation came from. When you looked up, you saw a fan in on your side of the bed, and your husband who was adjusting the settings on it as well. You couldn’t help but smile softly at the man who was focused on the fan that he didn’t even noticed you were awake.

“You’re doing that for me?” You spoke softly, your eyes holding nothing but love and admiration for the man in front of you. You felt at ease now, like you were given a cold drink of water on a hot summer day. Uryu turned his head to you with a soft smile on his lips as well before he grabbed a mini remote from the nightstand and laid it beside your pillow—you took a small glance at it and it was for the fan. It had speed settings, rotating mode, and an off button.

Instead of being upset with you all day, he decided to make your problem easier for the both of you. How considerate of him.

“Here, now we both don’t have to worry about you getting up every two minutes of the night.” You felt his lips against your forehead while you’ve already sunk deep in the bed. You could feel his presence even closer to you when you heard the bed creak and arms wrap around your waist, pulling you closer. Oh, how you loved your husband more than anything.

© gloryhrs, 033124. | notes and reblogs are appreciated! (≧∇≦)

[xreaderdumpster]

Being Uryu’s partner would include...

Enjoys reading based dates. Whether that be sitting with some music playing softly while you two read, discussing books over coffee or going out book shopping or to the library.

Sensitive to certain foods (kinda gives me the vibe he’d have various allergies and food intolerances). So cooking nights together can be rather limiting. Uryu will feel guilty about this though “Are you sure, (Y/N)? I’m happy to cook my own food tonight…” One cheek kiss and he’d shut RIGHT down.

Not into PDA but will do small things if you’re really into it. If you insist on him holding your hand, he’d hold it. Uryu would just want you to be happy, even if he’s not used to PDA in the slightest.

Uryu would be more of a words of affirmation guy. Physical affection, he fumbles a lot. He’s not big into giving or receiving gifts so he’ll instead say very sweet things to you constantly. And if you blush because of it? He’d have a FIELD DAY. “My moon and stars, that shirt compliments you so well.”

Smells very generic and clean. Not only because his dad’s a doctor so he’d pick up that clean, sterile smell. But even if he wore cologne, his shampoo/shower gel or when he wears deodorants, they’re all kinda simplistic, clean smells. Think sage and sea salt shower gel, unscented shampoo and colognes with white musk involved.

His father is insistent on meeting you if you both get serious. Uryu talks about you so much, why not? You know he’s not the friendliest of men so for him to actively ask after you, Uryu spirals into a panic. But once he approves of you, Uryu falls just a little harder for you.

I feel like before the TYBW arc, he’d break up with his partner but he’d return and beg for forgiveness and to get back together. He only broke up with you to protect you from the on coming war. Question is- would you?

[empty-vessel-of-a-person]

Me: I don't have a type in men.

Also Me:

Zayne

Mamoru Chiba

Rei Ryugazaki

Hatori Sohma

Uryu Ishida

Not to mention that 3 of them are doctors... I'm hopeless.. 😅😅😅

[ilovetheriddler]

Fun Tag game idea.

The three earliest childhood fictional character crushes that you can remember!

My memory isn't the best, but these are the three that I can absolutely recall having a huge crush on when I was younger.

Robin from the original Teen Titans series (from when I was about six to until I was around nine, i think?)

The Eleventh Doctor (From when I was about 10 and I still think he's pretty cute)

Uryu ishida from Bleach (From when I was like 13 until I was somewhere around 15ish?)

I'm going to tag a few mutuals, @finniestoncrane, @vveirdvvitch, @delenygma, @nshtn, and @ap41cu5 and anyone else who wants to do this!

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I perhaps request Byakuya and Uryuu with an s/o who's always making them bentos with little love notes on them?

Byakuya + Uryu - S/O who makes them Bentos

His feet touch down silently in the front of the estate as Byakuya flash stepped here from the 6th. His haori flapping in the breeze behind him.

“Welcome home Lord Kuchiki.” Miwa, one of the lead house attendants, greeted as usual with a low bow upon arrival. To which he nodded respectfully.

“Where is [Y/N]?” Byakuya asked. Having crossed the threshold and realizing that the presence of his wife was missing.

“Lady Kuchiki had an urgent matter to attend to and was called away to assist, my lord.” Miwa replied. “She won’t be back until this evening.” The captain hummed in acknowledgment and disapproval. If only he had known that. He would have stayed at work. “The lady did ask me to give you this.” He looked at the servant fully now to see a neatly wrapped package in their hands. “She made this before she left and requested I give it to you, my lord.”

Byakuya took that package, wrapped in a pink cloth with fine stitching he recognized as hers, and opened it. “A bento?” How uncharacteristically odd. And, he supposed, charming.

‘My love,’ He read from the note attached to the lid. Feeling his cheeks warm at the somehow intimate nature of her words in print. ‘Please do not be cross with me as I had to rush off and miss our usual lunch date. Duty calls. Please enjoy this bento I made and think of me in my stead. I will be home this evening to tell you about my adventures over dinner. Yours eternally [Y/N]’

He closed the note and slipped it into his breast pocket. Never to be seen by any eyes but his own. “I will be in the garden.” He announced. Calm, cool, but heart & mind warmed by his wife’s kind gesture.

He sat on the back porch. Enjoying the smell of trees, and the bento his wife had made him. If he closed his eyes, it was almost as if she were here with him. He’d have to thank her when she came home that evening.

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Uryu gave a heavy sigh as he sat down for what felt like the first time in his whole life.

He knew becoming a doctor would be difficult, and his residency challenging, but he didn’t think it would be this hard. All the running around. The paperwork. All while still trying to learn the skills to become a great doctor. There was no time for slacking off, and especially not when your father was in charge of the hospital.

“Hello Ishida-kun!” One of the other residence greeted as they walked into the lounge as well for lunch. “Soft breads were 2 for 1 at the store this morning. Want one?”

“No, thank you. I have a packed lunch from home.” He replied as he unwrapped his bento.

“Ahhhh….lucky. That newly wed life must be great.”

Uryu coughed once and pushed up his glasses with a deep blush on his cheeks. Too flustered to remind his colleague that he wasn’t married, they were just living together. But it was indeed a perk.

Opening the bento full he looked at the carefully crafted meal and smiled. A very colorful, nutritious lunch of pork cutlet sandwiches, salad, and his favorite sweet potatoes. Clearly they had put a lot of effort, like they always did, into making sure he ate properly.

He was about to pick up his chopsticks and eat when he noticed a note under his silverware. He picked it up and read it quickly, thinking it might be a reminder for something he had to do later.

‘Do your best today Uryu! I know your working very hard, but try to take some breaks now & then. Drink plenty of water. I’ll see you when you get home.

PS -there are some extra sweet potatoes in the fridge if you get home early!’

The quincy smiled at the thoughtful note. Thinking about how they must have worked on the potatoes while he was studying after dinner. Making sure he had a lunch when he wasn’t even sure if they had a lunch at all today.

He picked up his chopsticks and started eating. It was delicious as always. He also decided, midway through his second sandwich, that he’d try to take them out to dinner tonight to give them the night off from cooking. They needed a break now & then too, ya know.

[iamumbra195]

Job Headcannons for the Karakura Gang

I hate most of the jobs everyone in bleach was stuck with or their occupation wasn't mentioned or I didn't notice it because I've only really brushed over the chapter so I've taken the liberties to think about different ones for them

Orihime: I've already mentioned what I would've loved to see her become in another post but I think a creative path really suits her. One of her defining traits was how creative her mind is, regardless of the fact that the things she comes up with are rather absurd and it would've been great to see her become a writer, a mangaka, a conspiracy theorist, just anything down a creative path. She's stated to be intelligent-- the third in her district and she's emotionally intelligent as well which means that she could go down whatever path she wished but I think something creative would be what makes her happy. Plus, she was in the crafts club with Ishida, creativity suits her

Ichigo: I'm sorry I have nothing to say about his job, I absolutely love it. Him being a translater because he wants to bridge the gap between two worlds and his little ass being Shakespeare nerd is one of my favourite things about him so I have no complaints. Him being a translater is also perfect for my Orihime job hc because he could be her translater if she writes a fantasy book or creates a mangaka and I think that's absolutely adorable given the fact that they end up together. Just imagine the two of them together in their early twenties before they got married with her writing/drawing her story and him editing/proofreading/translating it for her-- it's so cute *sobs*

(God, I am the most inconsistent shipper in the universe like one day I love a ship because it has me kicking my feet and giggling but then the next I'm like '.... meh.' like what??? make up your mind brain, do I like them or not???)

Chad: ANIMALS. I said this in another post but it got like no attention so I'm saying it again. Chad + animals = my happiness. But anyways Chad becoming a boxer at the end of the manga… idk, it never sat right with me. I mean, he likes cute things and animals given his reaction to yoruichi in cat form and the fact that he kept yuichi’s parrot even after konso he could’ve been like a vet or a zoologist or an animal trainer of some kind. Imagine we got a pic of him hanging out with a bunch of parrots and yuichi's parrot in another country like the amazon rain forest or something. It would've been amazing. Also the idea of him being in a band as like a side thing just struck me and I absolutely love it, I would've loved to see him and Ichigo being in a band as like a thing they did on the side for fun and Uryuu would join them occassionally (this is totally not influenced by Uryuu and Ichigo both holding guitars in the new opening, what are you talking about)

Uryu: Honestly. Honestly, I'm a little offended for him. The groundwork for him to be a fashion designer was all there, it would've been amazing. Him and Orihime could have a beautiful friendship in which he makes her beautiful outfits when she goes out for like book signing or something for her and she occasionally moonlights as one of his models in the fashion shows he enters, dragging Ichigo along with her sometimes because you cannot look me in the eye and tell me every single person in that show is not model-worthy, I dare you. I hate that he became a doctor, following in his father's footsteps and I hate that he's shown to be alone at the end of the manga. I get that he's the loner character but his connection to Ichigo and Orihime are so important to me, I hate that even after all this time he's still alone.

Keigo: Once again, I'm not truly upset with his career, he feels like the type of person that wants a comfy life and while he's fully willing to throw hands for his friends and deeply cares about them, his ramen shop suits him. I like to hc that it gets really popular after Ishida and Orihime are seen visiting it. I also love the idea of him joining chad and Ichigo in their little band sometimes

Mizuiro: He strikes me as the entrepreneur/lawyer type but also... imagine him as an actor. My mind is just really stuck on that idea, it's so fun. Idk it just feels like the sort of thing that his shitty rich (I think?? Mizuiro feels like the rich neglected type ngl) mom would hate so I love it. He's so unhinged just look at this clip omg: Mizuiro vs Aizen. He threw a molotov cocktail at Aizen with the most calm expression on his face like who does that?? Love him to pieces. I also love the idea of him and Urahara becoming friends and Ichigo and Keigo just not vibing with that fact at all XD

Tatsuki: My favourite girly achieved her goal of becoming a vale tudo champion and then proceeded to open a dojo of her own. She was a big help for Orihime when learning how to draw fight scenes (as a mangaka) and would often serve as her model for doing so. Uryuu designed the uniform for her dojo because I love the idea of the two of them becoming friends while agonizing over Ichigo's stupidity

Karin: This might sound weird but- but I think being a detective really suits her. Don't ask me why or how, she just does. She specializes in murder cases-- specifically those of children because she wants to help them move on, inspired by how upset she was about yuichi's situation and how much she wanted to right that specific wrong. She solves those murders with help from the ghosts she can see and evidence she finds to prove her 'hunches'. I know it's been stated that she doesn't want to be involved with the spiritual world however, it seems like she's moved on from that, especially after Ichigo got his powers back. She has a really good reputation despite being so young. She also activated a form of her powers, not really enough to be called a fullbring or anything but she can manipulate the reishi around her and in her body (quincy-like ik I just feel like she leans more into her quincy heritage than her shinigami one like Ichigo) to augment her natural strength, especially in her legs. I like the idea of her still playing/coaching soccer when she's older

Yuzu: honestly, she is not expanded on the same way Karin, Ichigo, and Isshin are, which I find a little sad but I love her nonetheless. From what we've observed, she enjoys or feels a duty to take care of the ppl around her so I do think her becoming a doctor or a nurse is a really suitable occupation for her and I especially think that her attachment to her family would lead her to taking over the Kurosaki clinic or working with Isshin until she has to do so.

So that's the end of my headcannon rant, what do you think?

[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

The character everyone gets wrong?

7. What character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how the fandom acts about them?

9. Worst part of canon?

The character everyone gets wrong?

Oh boy... Let me be a bit controversial here, even towards my mutuals, probably:

Kuchiki Byakuya!

Because it's very easy to say "Oh, but only what appears on the Manga is really canon" and ignore that all of it, even the fillers and omakes leave an impression on us...

And Byakuya is seen by the majority of fandom as this cold, stoic, arrogant man and he's just...not?!?

First and foremost Kuchiki Byakuya is so Autistic coded it's not even funny. Some people don't see him as such because people forget autism is a fucking spectrum!

Many people think only about Rain Man and such as a general portrayal of autism on adults.

Byakuya is for me on the high functioning side of the spectrum, but damn it if I don't look at the man and go "He's like me for real!".But then again no one believes I'm autistic either so ... There's that.

Also, he's trained himself to be always in control of his emotions, but if you paid any attention to TBTP, you know deep down inside he's got a short fuse.

He's also a lovable dork who takes things too literally, as issues with social clues, relating to others, hyperfixates on his OC, Wakame Taishi and become hyper protective of his sister the second that switch flicks in his mind that sometimes rules really suck!

Many people don't truly develop his personality beyond the Shinigami and the Head of the Clan and make him bland and boring.

Sure, write your fanfictions with him being stoic and closed off in his professional life and with people that aren't part of his inner circle, but give him a fucking personality in his mire private and intimate moments!

Also, — and this is a pet peeve of mine...— stop writing that man as the dominant person in his relationships!

He's a Captain and a Head of the Clan! Let that man relax and give control over to his partner (I'm taking about Ichigo here... We all know I cannot and will not ship these two with anyone else but eachother...)

Let the man learn how to do things that canon keeps telling us he can't do!

Let him be the opposite of what everyone else expects when he's at home.

Okay... Done with Byakuya.

Now on for question number 7.

Hisana!

Fucking Hisana!

I cried when I saw the episode with Byakuya telling her story to Rukia. I liked her as a plot point.

But man oh man... It's always the fandom, isn't it?

"Oh, she was perfect and they were truly in love with each other..." No.

"You don't understand! She was suffering! That's why she abandoned Rukia!" Listen... I tried taking my emotions out of it and consider culture and history, but I just can't excuse abandoning a baby.

There's a space of a hundred years between Hisana and Rukia dying in the World of the Living and her marriage to Byakuya.

(did I say I was done talking about Byakuya? I lied...)

She lived in Inuzuri for all that time, apparently. We have zero info on what she'd been doing, how they met, but it's kinda implied she either didn't really look for Rukia for years or she's just really bad at tracking down a child that looks exactly like her and becomes knows on their specific Rukon district for being kinda gangster...

"Byakuya should have died because he had no reasons to live for as a widower..."

I'M SORRY... WHAT THE FUCK?

And here's the fucking thorn in my side with her character: She's used as an anchor around Byakuya's feet.

Fandom denies him a life, because apparently you should be faithful forever to a dead person. You should entomb yourself in life and only live to mourn them forever.

No more laughter for you, sir... No more joy... No more love... No nothing.

You're sanctifying a plot device character that has no presence in the actual story of Bleach.

And now.... Drum roll...

Question 9:

The award for Worst Part Of Canon goes to:

The fucking ending!!!

Ichi//hime...

Boxer Chad...

Doctor Uryu...

Translator Ichigo...

Dropout Inoue...

Antichrist Kazui...

And the fucking new Hell Arc...

Like....

Excuse me???

No. Just no...

And let's not forget erasing everyone's character growth in one sweep by showing us that EVERYONE allowed for the new Sokyoku Hill Execution Scaffold to be built...

It's like we walked this path for absolutely nothing!

[ichi--go]

I've been thinking abt my old post where I discussed how I'd have written Bleach's ending and I'd like to update a few tiny things:

-Ichigo, after high school, struggling to find work, ends up working at Chuck E Cheese bc it would be fkn funny for him to get paid to wear a rat costume and dance to the easy dance with tiny kids screaming all around him (let him experience joy ok) -he'd finish college/uni and then go live in the SS maybe be a third seat in the 13th divison or smth -the sokyoku never gets rebuilt bc when the suggestion is brought up Ichigo basically goes "u can waste ur money building it but i will immediately go tear it down again" and just keeps repeating it until Shunsui backs out of the room in terror like this

-Rukia remains vice captain, becomes captain some years later -Yuzu becomes a doctor and she's the one who basically inherits the Kurosaki clinic, she lives there with her family and works there -Karin goes to college and also eventually goes to the Soul Society (bc hitsukarin idc idc) -Uryu also goes to college (not for medicine bc ew) and once his dad croaks he takes his (likely large) inheritance and starts a fashion brand that does well bc hes ~talented~ and deserves some real happiness ffs -Tatsuki becomes the professional boxer -Chad goes to veterinary school like he should have -Orihime becomes one of those university professors that teaches in a super excited wacky way like this

and all of her students genuinely love learning from her and no one behaves inappropriately with her. the end

[cc-bleach-blazing-souls]

(cc) Uryu Ishida

Canon Divergent // tagged: canondiv, depending on arc

Agent of the Shinigami

Soul Society - The Sneak Entry

Soul Society - THe Rescue

Arrancer - The Arrival

Arrancer - Hueco Mundo 

Arrancar - Fierce Fight

Arrancar vs Shinigami

Arrancar - Karukara 

Arrancar Downfall

The Lost Substitute Shinigami // tagged: fullbringer arc

TYBW // tagged: TYBW, manga/anime spoilers

Adult, age 18+ after canon // tagged: adult

Epilogue

About Uryu // Main / Default Verse

Lone Sparrow: Uryu stays devoted to his studies and work // any romance can be implied and/or plotted out

Headcanons

(in his default starter verse) Uryu goes to medical school with (my) Ichigo

(Alternate) Universe / AUs // ideas

(future) Karukara Doctor // main verse

Uryu goes to rescue Orihime first from Hueco Mundo

Evil (Candyman) Urahara & Good Guy Aizen AU

Halloween / Vampire Prince AU

Bleach Brave Souls inspired AUs (like Desert Society AU)

Main (Romantic) Parings / Ships

IshiHime // Uryu x Orihime

IshiiNemu // Uryu x Nemu

IshiNel // Uryu x Nel

other canons (with chemistry): Rukia, ?

Uryu x (Quincy) OC // with chemistry and prior plotting

Wanted interactions: Ichigo, Chad, Renji, Ryuken, Quincy canons