Okay hear me out but why does Alfred Molina remind me of a Great Horned Owl?
I know we all agree he gives bear vibes, but the his owl vibes are immaculate…
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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SUCCESSFUL BANK HEIST DOC OCK FOR @thefunkyfrogking!! This drawing would not exist if it weren't for them commissioning me, and I am SO happy they did!! I had a blast drawing this and I'm super happy with how it turned out. Plus, this gave me an excuse to rewatch Spiderman 2 (and do one of these: "😳" every time this guy popped up on screen).
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this is the giant alfred molina doc ock dancing gif. reblog to take up your followers’ entire screens with doc ock
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Happy 71st Birthday to this King! Alfred Molina is Sunshine incarnate. At least in my personal opinion. His Movies/Shows have gotten me through a lot of hard times. And I’m grateful that I exist at the same time as him.
Also thanks to all the fanfic writers on this app that feed me with great Alfred Molina content, it’s gotten me through some really hard times. Thank you! :) @chrism02 @writingkitten @curbitkirby @randomfandomtrash28
Ps.Sorry for the mushy stuff.
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