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willielli · 2 months ago
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IT'S WILL BYERS DAY EVERYONE!!!!! happy birthday to my sweet darling angel baby 💛
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elephantshoetoo · 1 month ago
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"Castle Byler" - from The Byler Files, by ElephantShoe
And a very happy Will Byers' birthday to all who celebrate!
💙💛💚
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willbyersenthusiast · 1 month ago
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This is all I’ve got 😓✋
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kissboybyler · 1 month ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL BYERS
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May you have the most beautiful bday in the world <3
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hazyyspiderr · 2 months ago
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greengoofygoober7 · 1 year ago
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Happy Will Byers Day to those who celebrate!!!
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paladinsbrainrot · 1 year ago
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hope everyone is celebrating him today 🙏
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divorcetual · 1 year ago
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The meower
#Queued... technically March 23rd?#I mean its march 22nd in oregon. but im not there rn lolz#either way im late. SORRY !! i forfor to queue on the 20th then i was on planes for like 21 hrs total#well no 5 of those were a layover @ the airport but#ANYWAYYYYY hi future me !!!#Howww was the trip? im on my first (second actually- its 4am of the second day if u coukd the arrival) day in Hong Kong#Its rlly hot and humid so I think im gonna die. BUT ITS ALSO SUPER COOL !!#Even just from the few hours I had out earlier its amazingggg. The lights and the buildings are so cool and theres such a fun but chaotic#atmosphere - idk if its just bcs its a big city or specific to HK?#I loveee large cities in general. New york. Tokyo. HK. thats all of the ones ive been to ig#I havent seen even close to all of HK. Im in central rn but we're goin to other parts later#Dad says the other parts are totally different- Like theres LOADS of gisnt buildings here (WAY MORE THAN U SEE IN ******!!! u know that tho#and theyre almost all residential of the ones I passed. Im sure theres offices n stuff i just didnt see them in the likd 20 minutes cab#ride lolz. U know all tuis already tho#ig what im getting at is HOW WAS THE TRIP !!!!! How was the rest of HK? WHAT WAS KYOTO LIKE??#augh soo many cool things.....#Also also !! Have you learned any mire katakana?#ive JUST learned the vowel line so maybe u lesrned the k line now too?#I cant imagine school is any different. OHH DID U FINISH THE M P 10P COMIC??#I started it and got abt one page done on the plane#I think it should only end up being two or three pages idk#Ohh !! Hows the new meds going !! I think u should have ur blood test done by now so do u know if it helped at all?#I hope soooooooooooo#Mm I think thats all I have to say .... NO WAIT HAVE U HUNG OUT W/ JACKIE??#i rlly want to b friends with her ^.^#Alright Thats all !! HAVE A GOOD DAYYYYYY I LOVE U#queue drop#weather report#WAIT EDIT DID THE TRIGUN VOLUME COME. HOW IS IT
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byler-alarmist · 1 year ago
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Came back from the abyss to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL BYERS MY SON (old enough to be my dad)
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itswhatyougive · 2 months ago
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TEASER MARCH 22ND TRUST
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yall have truly lost hope
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moonshineshrew · 3 months ago
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SUBMISSION CALL:
Valerie issue #2: Womens History Month
We are looking for
Photography! Especially of women in your life :)
Poetry!!!
Rants, raves, opinion pieces! Talk to us! Tell us what you love about being a woman, or what you hate about it, or anything in between. Tell us about your hobbies, or your career, so we can celebrate all the brilliant things women can do! Tell us about a woman in your life that you admire.
Writing on women in history and their lives.
Film reviews & book reviews!!! Also, reviews or writing on the new Yellowjackets season would be awesome.
Short stories! Probably no more than 1500 words, please :)
Art or illustration! again, pretty much anything woman-centered. Comics are awesome too!!!
and... pretty much anything else :) We thrive off of your submissions!!!
Also, if you’ve a small online business/shop you’d like people to know about, feel free to get in contact and we will be happy to promote it in the magazine free of charge!!!
Send your submissions to [email protected], before the 22nd of March. Please include the name you would like to be credited by.
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clemswinecorner-socials · 3 months ago
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skiing trips [gc]
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Austria
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yourusername influencers go (apres) skiing in austria, thank you @/alo i had a blast tagged chloeburrows, ashholme, max_balegde, georgeclarkeey, chiaraking
posted march 3rd, 2024
ashholme may the things said this trip never leave the groupchat 🙏🏼🙏🏼 randomfan this seems like an iconiccccc crew georgeclarkeey loved the trip through the trees in particular xx
yourusername thought we agreed not to speak on that x
yourfriend i need to go skiing with you again actually georgefan GEORGE???? what is this crossover omgggg
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Finland
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yourusername lapland diaries!!! (thanks for the invite lovelies xx) tagged georgeclarkeey, glambyflo, sabinablair_, livvydimartino, georgeclarkeey, italianbach, georgeclarkeey, arthurtv, theburntchip
posted october 22nd, 2024
yoursister this is so cute!!! glambyflo the santa claus village sign???!!! i wish I saw that
yourusername ikr!! saw it on a walk before doing groceries it was so cute
georgefan omg this grouppppp sabinablair_ queenie theburntchip good fun ay
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The Dolomites, Italy
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yourusername come to the boys skiing trip, they said... tagged arthurtv, charliehutchins, wroetoshaw, georgeclarkeey, chrismd10, wroetoshaw, chrismd10, arthurtv, wroetoshaw, theobaker_, georgeclarkeey, willne
posted december 10th, 2024
sidemenfan i am so jealous rn. yourfriend 🤩🤩🤩 willne thanks for the single slide lad
yourusername i can still delete it
georgeclarkeey at least the trip through the trees went a little better this time randomboysfan girl they're not going to kiss you 😂😂😂
yourfollower is she not allowed to have friends wtf
yourparent looks like you guys had fun! ;)
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French Alps
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yourusername out: friendzone in: family holidays
posted january 15th, 2025
yourfollower A SOFTLAUNCH??? chrismd10 how cute _emilyclarke 🌸🏂❤️ yourbestie okay miss gurl georgefan pls the invisalign, she thinks we don't know 😭😭 randomfollower this looks so fun! georgeclarkeey seems like a handsome guy
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Sweden
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yourusername ski boyfriend board gf anniversary (ish) trip tagged georgeclarkeey
posted march 29th
yourusername thanks to @/alo for the og trip and the gear :) max_balegde MY CHILDRENNNN!!!! yourfan I KNEW ITTTTT arthurnfhill oh wow I never expected this! alo 💙💙💙 we love love!!! georgeclarkeey can't believe we got lost in the forest again
yourusername and who's fault is that? yourusername (every damn time it's yours)
georgeclarkeey love you missus ❤️
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elephantshoetoo · 1 month ago
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Happy 54th birthday Will Byers! I hope your husband Mike makes the day extra special for you.
💙🥳💚
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occamstfs · 1 year ago
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Diet Diaries
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Hi all! Thank you so much for 500 followers! Here's a little style switch up to celebrate, got a lotta refs in this one and I quite leaned into the diary entries so I hope it's not too much! Hope y'all enjoy this stereotype reversal and as always, best! -Occam
Monday March 21st-
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Andy:
I am beyond sick of Steve. Moving in together was a mistake, I don’t care how cheap the rent is, he is a narcissistic slob and I am eager to never see him again. Well no, I shouldn’t get ahead of myself. Our R.A. had this idea to try and walk in each other's shoes, which I don’t know? It might not be the worst thing? My big idea was switching diets actually- honestly I’m just hoping if he ate more like me he’ll stop stinking up the dorm. I can dream at least. Literally though he just can’t go to the gym as often if he eats like me. If I'm lucky at the very least his deodorant will last longer, I cannot take another day of his b.o. seeping through the walls, ugh! Anyway, wish me luck! I’m sure this will be a breeze for me, he usually just eats junk anyway, hope he enjoys my salads~
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Steve:
Andy that little fucker. He was being such a little bitch to James and now I’ve gotta eat his rabbit food for a week or lose this bet or whatever. Steve don’t lose tho. Lil twink’s gotta eat whatever I make him too and you can bet your ass I’m gonna make him match my macros if I’ve gotta starve myself like he wants. Fuck! This shit is going to absolutely tank my routine! I’ve gotta make Andy give up. I’m gonna go so hard on him he’ll have to hit weights if he doesn't want to blow up like a pig. Maybe then he’ll stop bitching any time I don’t fucking shower every time I get back home. 
Tuesday March 22nd-
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Andy:
My Lord! He is trying to kill me! I don’t know how anyone could consistently eat as much as he’s telling me to. I’m so bloated from all this food.. He looks so smug every time he tells me to keep eating, I’m sure he doesn’t eat like this. He’s just trying to break me but I’m not going to let him win this easy.
Ugh, I feel so bloated my pants are so tight on my waist. I didn’t think meat sweats were a thing but man I am needing to put on deodorant like twice a day now and I’m not even exercising. I will say that now that I’m eating so much, I don’t hate the idea of going to the gym. It’s been a while since I went but I should probably at least hit up the treadmill lest I get even more of a gut- maybe I’ll see if he wants to go tomorrow. This is all just an exercise to understand each other more after all, no need to make it a stupid competition like he wants eh~
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Steve:
Fuck! I am so tired of Andy’s pussy-ass diet. I had absolutely no energy at the gym today, I told all my bros that I was just gonna take it easy but fuck! I really was working my ass off and I struggled to even meet a PR I set last week. It was supposed to be a push day and I didn’t even get a chest pump! Why the fuck am I still going. I’m abso-fucking-lutely not getting gains on his fuckin’ bitch-ass salads and oats.
Eatin’ like a fucking twink and the fucker has the nerve to ask to go to the gym with me tomorrow. I’ll make sure he regrets that >:) Gonna work him like a horse so he’ll throw in the towel! After feeling how sore actually working on yourself makes ya, he might actually learn something. I’ll turn in early so I can go all out and show him what a real man looks like.
Wednesday March 23rd-
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Andrew:
Man! I totally get why Steven eats so much now~ I am absolutely raring to go and get this; He said I could go to the gym with him today! He even seemed like he wanted me to go with him! I feel like I have more energy than I’ve ever had before, I might even try some weights!! I don’t know but I’m so excited! It’s like I can feel my chest and biceps begging me to go and hit some iron haha! Or whatever those “bros” say~ I hope he’s got something good planned for lunch because I fuck Sorry! I just want to show him that I can do all this dude stuff too! I’m a man right? I guess all this protein is making me feel more like a man than usual idk. Either way though I’m ready to go! Hope we have some fun!
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Steven:
That bitch’s fuckin’ fru fru salads are ruining my PR’s for sure! I bet he knew that when he begged me to take him to the gym today, knew it was the only time he could show off to me was when I’m so out of it. And he didn't! Just to be clear I could still wipe the floor with  him even if I’m not at my A-game. Ugh, I do gotta hand it to the little fucker though. I KNOW he hasn’t even really set foot in a gym before but man. Beginners luck my ass, as soon as I showed him a technique he lifted like he’s been doing it his whole life! It’s like I could see his pecs and tris swelling up with each lift. Not that I was staring at the bitch or anything but he’s just I just need this fuckin’ diet thing to end so I can get back to my grind, I guess I wouldn’t hate taking him to the gym more often, would be hot to make a bitch into a bro Fuck! What am I writing, I just need to lift again.
Thursday March 24th-
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Andrew: 
Bro! Weird? Whatever, I am absolutely on fire! Steven’s diet is absolutely killer! I don’t know how it’s working so well but man I couldn’t care less, I felt like a pro in there! My coaches in school would always shit on me for not trying but man! I was barely trying yesterday but I could tell from the look on Steven’s face that I was acing it! I guess I’ll have to admit to him that he is definitely onto something with his macros but man, not until he gives up haha! Man, I need to chill haha, it’s not like I’m any stronger than I was Monday but man, looking at myself in the mirror it just seems like my clothes are just fitting better. Catching on my chest rather than my stomach y’know? I’ve never noticed that there is muscle on my arms before but man the way my sleeves are kinda hugging my biceps mm. I need to chill haha! Can’t use all my energy before hitting the gym again today!
OH! Also totally weird, I’ve had to shave twice this week! Once last night and then again this morning which is so weird! I’m not complaining though, it’s not like I wouldnt look hot with a beard right? Although my face is a little itchy already, my chest too? Whatever though haha! Time to head back to the grind lol!
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Steven:
God!! Andy Andrew is being such an asshole! He’s clogging the sink shaving which I know he would so be on my ass if I had done that. Wait, he did get on my ass for shaving! But it hasn’t been a problem this week, it’s like I’m not even growing stubble for some reason? Probably from not working so hard at the gym, is that how that works? Whatever it’ll be over as soon as this stupid diet thing is. We’re halfway through now. Thank God! Because that fucking twink is starting to stink up the dorm which again!! He was such a little bitch all the time to me about that! It’s like he’s literally stopped using deodorant as soon as he started needing it! He’s never exerted himself in his life and now that his pits are sweating at all he’s suddenly allergic to hygiene, ugh! I saw last night too the fucker fell asleep with his head in his pit too so it’s not like he doesn’t know it. 
It was a little surprising actually, cause I would’ve sworn he was hairless like one of those freak cats but man his pit was as thick as my pubes! Thicker maybe, uh? Man I wish I could get that image out of my head, it’s like the tuft was pushing out further each time he inhaled, man that’s kinda hot? Fuck! I swear this twink-ass diet is making me think like him too. I need to sneak to the gym later, without him. I cannot have him getting ahead even while I’m still on his chickenshit diet.
Friday March 25th-
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Steven:
Ah!! That Little bitch! He was already at the gym when I got there! Ugh! It makes me want to punch a wall, or fight him. Or something I dont know! It’s just, he was lifting my body weight on the bench when he saw me, it was so ho ugh! It doesn’t matter what it was, I can’t stop thinking of that smug look on his face- what I would give to wipe it off… That absolute prick knew what he was doing. Ugh, speaking of pricks! He may as well have not been wearing shorts at all by how much his cock was showing through them.
I knew my meal prepping was fucking tight but man, I can’t believe hot its made him. It just really fucking turns me on, or no its such a turn on for chicks. Yeah. Whatever. I need this bet to end already. Clearly he’s totally obsessed with my lifestyle so he should just admit it already! Also, hate to say it, but to Andrew’s credit his diet ain't too bad either. I’d never tell him this, and it is all a little emasculating but my skin has never looked this good. I’m not even doing skincare or anything but it’s like I’ve been on a routine for years, it’s crazy! It’s still ruining my upper gains but man, my ass looks so good it's crazy..
Oh also re: facial hair, I woke up this morning and could’ve sworn I used to have chest hair but now it looks like I’ve got just a little left around my nipples and leading up from my pubes? I might go ahead and shave those too, might as well be totally smooth like a chick right haha, I wonder what Andrew would think? I need to chill haha, maybe I’ll go see if he’s still at the gym~
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Andrew:
Fuuuuck dude lol. I should’ve started hitting up the gym ages ago. Don’t know what I was even wasting time on before I started doing twice-a-days? Studying I guess but I can figure that shit stuff out hm. Fuck it is so much better to be strong than a dweeb. Every set it feels like I’m just busting out new PR’s! Gonna need to buy new clothes though cause I am absolutely tearing up my crop tops, my twinky little wardrobe just isn’t cutting it anymore. Maybe Steven’d be down for a clothes swap, I’ve seen him eying up my fits all week, god knows he’ll fit them better lol. Oh haha, and speaking of him eying things up >:) You should’ve seen his little face blush when he walked into the gym this morning! He looked so pissed at me lol, but I’m not gonna grab him to come along every time I need to get some sets in right? It was pretty embarrassing for him yesterday anyway, the way I showed him up lol. I’m not just gonna sit around and watch him not lift weights when I can figure this shit out myself, thought it was supposed to be his thing though lol.
Mm, saying that though, I def didn’t hate having a little audience from his treadmill. God, his blushing face as he stared directly at my work-out chub. Fuck, it really got me going. It really helped my sets too haha. Maybe I should hit him up lol, I can tell how bad he wants me >:)
Saturday March 26th-
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Stevie:
Ugh! That douche is walking around the dorm completely shirtless! Do you know what it’s like to have an oaf flexing away across the room from you 24/7! He knows what he’s doing, and thank god my dick isn’t showing through my shorts like I thought it usually does because he might literally pounce on me then-
Ugh! I didn’t even mention this morning. I literally woke up to him jacking off his morning wood! Do you know what a bitch-fit he would have thrown if I did that! He would’ve filed a police report, probably the dweeb, or. I guess I could too?? But it was just so fucking hot. I tried to pretend I was asleep, but he totally caught me. He literally smirked and made eye contact as he finished too- thank god he didn’t see my boner as he asked if I wanted to clean up his mess. He’s such an ass! 
I still have a boner now actually, it’s his B.O. driving me actually crazy! It’s like I can’t think near him if he’s going to stink this bad god.. Oh, he’s doing pullups on the door frame fuck. He’s supposed to be hairless but I see sweat dripping from his pits god I can't. God with each pull up his chest looks even more powerful. His cock is bobbing up and down in his pants and I can not look away. Fuck it’s getting even bigger. I’m supposed to be the strong one right? It’s not, fuck. This isn’t right. He just so fucking, god that body, I need him-
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And Drew:
Heh. I knew that fucking twink couldn’t resist me. Every little thing I do wraps him even tighter around my finger. Every flex and smirk turns him on even more I bet he can’t even think straight the way his little dick is losing it in his briefs- I took all his jocks since I’m sure he would need them anymore. Bet the little bitch didn’t even remember they were his.  
Might as well have been drooling when he saw me jacking my cock this morning lol, surprised he didn’t take me up on the offer to lick up the mess. I know he wanted to lol. He’ll get the chance soon enough though >:) God it’s a two-way street though. That fucking twink is so fuckable now, thank god he doesn’t need to shave anymore, don’t want his peachfuzz scratching my cock cause god that mouth is so fuckable now.. To say nothing of his fucking juicy ass, god! I’ve been working out in the room all morning waiting for him to give in and ask me to fuck him, idk if I can hold it in much longer. I might need to jack it again, my balls are bluer than I ever thought they could be, fuck. It’s like they're sore. Ugh I feel them getting heavier, heh, that little fucker cant resist though. God I feel precum starting to pool in my jock. If I put my pit within a foot of his face I give him five before he can’t help but shove his face in. I need to fuck him, but as if I’m going to let him see how desperate I am. Stevie that little fucker. He’ll be riding my cock any second now.
Sunday March 27th-
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Stevie:
Fuck <3 !! He finally fucked me!! God, it was like nothing I’ve experienced before~ His cock was like a beer can and goddd the scratch of his beard as we were making out.. Hehe if I keep thinking about him I might just cum again right now! He can fully toss my body like a ragdoll and I’d thank him ugh! He’s just so hot, and to think he wants to fuck me!! Ah~ I’ll need to keep myself pretty so he won’t get tired of me hehe! Not that it’ll be a problem, I just need to keep on his diet, God who knew it would be this good! I don’t even remember whatever problems we had before all this and I can’t imagine anything better than getting fucked by him <3 Ah! He he~ He’s staring at my ass right now so I guess it’s time for another round! Can’t thank our R.A. enough for this idea, well he he I’ve got an idea for how to thank him, oh! Drew’s ripped off his jock! Wish me luck he he~
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Drew:
My little bitch is so tight, fuck. I’m surprised he can even take my cock but god can he ride it. Gonna have a hard time taking a break from fucking him to even hit the gym. Need to make sure the twink keeps up the diet tho or we’ll have an issue. Be sure to make him come to the gym whenever I do, if not to tighten up then to watch me heh. Won’t hate fucking him in the locker room too. Mm, God his fucking tiny body makes me feel so powerful. And I fucking am. God my bis are the size of his thick thighs, fuck his ass. My cock is straining my jock just thinking about it. His tiny waist ugh, I need my sweaty body over him now. Not like he’ll mind, the horny fucker. Mmm hope he’s ready to take my cock, bet his mouth is already watering heh. Pop my pecs at him and he’ll struggle not to cum on the spot, he better keep it together until I let him though. Can’t be having my bitch blow his load that fast. Thank fuck he’s chilled out finally, though I guess my cock’ll work wonders on anyone >:) speaking of it’s about that time again. Hope he’s ready for some more action, hate to have to find another hole.
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comicedit · 3 months ago
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Hello and welcome to comicedit's first ever event, celebrating our favourite women in comics and comic book adaptations!
As women's history month draws near, we want to give everyone the opportunity to celebrate their favourite women in comic-related media. This event is structured with very open themes each week, allowing for everyone to have enough time to create their material. Multiple submissions for the same theme are not only accepted, they're encouraged!
WHAT DO WE ACCEPT?
Gifs, graphics, moodboards, video material, virtually anything visual is accepted!
HOW DO I PARTICIPATE?
We will track our usual tag, #comiceditblog, as well as #cewomen25!
RULES
As usual, we do not accept material regarding the Elizabeth Olsen portrayal of Wanda Maximoff, or Gal Godot's depiction of Wonder Woman.
THEMES
Week 1, 1st to the 7th of March → Favourite female character(s). Self-explanatory!
Week 2, 8th to the 14th of March → Favourite women-led project. This incorporates films, television shows, solo comic book titles, all-women teams, etc. Any piece of comic book media that centers on a woman is accepted! Examples; Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Wonder Woman (1976), Dazzler (1981) by Tom DeFalco, etc.
Week 3, 15th to 21st of March → Favourite female relationship. Wherever it's two best friends, a mother and a daughter, or a romantic relationship, anything is accepted here. Non-canon ships or team-ups are also accepted. Examples; Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy, Sue Storm-Richards and Valeria Richards, Scarlet Witch and Zatanna team-up.
Week 4, 22nd to 28th of March → Favourite obscure / underrated woman. This is for your supporting cast favourite, your 10 minutes of screentime darling, your 25 appearance queen. This is the time to show love for the forgotten women in comic book media, but we know everyone's definition of underrated is different, so we aren't too strict! Examples; Lady Dorma, Helen Cho, Lyta Trevor, etc.
The remaining three days are free; if you want to put out extra work, or catch up on a missed prompt, please feel free! At the end of the month, we will collect everything in a round-up post, so everyone can check out each other's beautiful work.
If you have any other questions, our inbox is open!
If you're considering creating material, or if you're looking forward to seeing other people's works, please make sure to reblog this post! We look forward to seeing everyone in March.
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real-british-empire · 9 months ago
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An introduction.
I am the totally 100% real official account of the glorious British empire.
You shall expect PROPER English, colonialism, war, tea and an immense disdain for this so called France (not a real country).
God save the Queen
Yours truly,
The British Empire,
(My main blog is @kharak-the-skeleton )
Current condition because anons keep doing witchcrafts (and other stuff reasons):
Can summon kettles
Can summon tea
Currently a spirit as the empire has long since fallen
God of fate
Can now (unfortunately) summon Rishi Sunak
Officially cool
Teabending
Kettle launching powers
Tea gun (more powerful)
Death blade :3
Life blade
Purgatory blade :3
Crystal ball owner now!
I have a small bottle of salt
Void knife :3
Tangerine is in my possession.
Someone gave me a pokeball
Anomalous super flamethrower
Uncompressed to be 280cm tall
Can see trans people
Can slow down time for 5 min on a Tuesday.
In possession of a death bald?
Can drink quantum tea
Mitosis :3
DVD screensaver
Anti-shadow-suppressant weapon
Can do the yapdollar outro to teleport anywhere I’ve been
Power of 2, x, 4 and 1
Purgatory bald
Life bald
Splatoon movement
Has framed pic of a chimp
Has a remote that fires a beam that gives what it hits lore.
In possession of the omnitrix with alien known as “upgrade”
Knife that turns Irish people into well-done steaks
Can change 1 letter in a sentence up to 5 times a day.
Has a needle that turns people to moths for 12 min, 36 seconds and turns moths to people
Has control over march 22nd (goof off day)
Can force anyone to post limit
Control over conspiracy theories and all pointcrow and dougdoug jokes
Can shapeshift into anything but Texas
Magical UNO deck
Fun fact book of every fact.
Can eat anything inedible and be fine
Can turn any app gimmicks into Jack from persona and SMT from megami tensai
Now knows what to do with a drunken sailor
INFINITE ARTICHOKES
Force tea-inator
Luck manipulation
Has an awesome hoodie
1 time use anon-curse reverser
Permanently catgirl-ed
Able to make the best/worst puns.
Can swap between alive and ghost
Can become paper like paper Mario
Has a purple crayon that makes anything it draws real that CANNOT BE EATEN
CUP BENDING
Invulnerable to France.
Can perceive different time zones
Has indestructible Wii u and Wii u game pad with Nintendo land installed
Pastry and bread summoning
Powers of the gum gum fruit but I don’t have any side effects
Has tv remote that can clone and fuse things
Slime Miku powers (?)
Allegations generator TM
Can turn anyone emo
Has Excalibur :3
Has a bag of endless Scandinavian fish
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