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I'm going to hell
#do not pass go do not collect 200$#get it#theyre donuts#they got holes in them#the 100#bellamy blake#finn collins#lexa#jasper jordan#heda lexa#lexa deserved better
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what if u wanted to fish a mending book from the ocean but the ocean said "please hold"
#hermitcraft#grian#grian fanart#hermitcraft fanart#id in alt text#hermitcraft s10#drift draws#I could feel myself almost overworking this and forced myself to STOP. HALT. DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200.#so proud of this
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I guess what I find most funny about the 'She should call off the wedding because of Colin's entrapement line!' crowd is like. . .y'all really don't get Penelope at all, do you?
She has loved this man for YEARS. She's loved him through his engagement to someone else, she's loved him through him saying he wouldn't court her, she's loved him through multiple countries, through her family mocking their closeness, through a potential marriage to a Lord. She loved him so much she couldn't even DENY having feelings for him to save what she thought was her only chance of getting married. Do you know how easy it would have been for her to go 'No, we're just friends, I don't like him like that, you're proposing to me and that's what matters'? She couldn't denounce her feelings for him even THEN. Even when she doesn't think he reciprocates them and she's made peace with a life with Debling and is expecting his proposal. Colin was *always* first in her heart, through all those hurdles.
Because Colin has been kind in a cruel world, and he's made her laugh, and he encourages her confidence and he's warm and he's gorgeous and he centers her and he values her and he listens and makes her feel desired and beautiful. He's a good man, and her love for him makes her feel good, she treasures it. Even in the books she says it feels good to love a good person, whether he loved her back or not. And now she knows that he does and you think one line that Colin says in obvious hurt after finding out she's been hiding a secret persona for him is enough to shake that love? She spent what? Half a decade looking out her window pining for him and now on the eve of getting to live a life with him as husband and wife, she's going to chuck that away because of one sentence? How lowly do you think of her? How *stupid* do you think she is? To throw away the love of her life over what? Her pride? This fandom's OOC Fanon Pen is a disservice to Penelope's actual character.
Her love for Colin is steadfast. It's made of tougher stuff than all that. It has survived everything that has been thrown at it. Distance, other people, Portia. And y'all really, truly believe that a singular statement will make her go 'Naw, I don't want it anymore!' PUHLEASE. Even when she offers him that annulment, you KNOW she knows it's not on the table.
Stop playing. OF COURSE she didn't call off the wedding. Of COURSE she chose to understand where he was coming from and went 'I didn't mean to trap you, Colin, I love you'. Of course she asks what the marriage will be and is comforted by the fact that he still wants to go through with it.
Penelope Featherington has loved Colin most of her life. It has been one of the few constants in her existence. He has been good to her in said existence, consistently. He's listened, he's cared, he's apologized to her, he's taken ownership of his actions, he's invited her to be more open, he's joked with her, he's supported her, he saw her when she was invisible. She. Loves. Him. And for good reason.
It's not going away because of one line. Or two. Or three. Come back next time when you actually understand her.
#polin#penelope bridgerton#colin bridgerton#bridgerton#some of y'all are tripping forreal#'oh we love romance!' and then she leaves him because of one line? nawwwwwwwwww straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200#y'all are out here living in a 'imma ghost them the second i feel like it' world but like that's just not how real relationships work#they have history and tenderness and love for each other and she's not about to quit on all that because of one setback#just like HE'S not about to quit on it all because of a setback#some peeps acting like he slapped her clean across the face and dunked her naked into a river to hold her down beneath the water#he said one thing when he was upset? like maybe ease up a little bit and try some empathy and character analysis#instead of going RIGHT to revenge and indulging your inner mean girl
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Just FYI, if you put a post on my dash defending the use of “theyfab” under any circumstances, you’re catching a block!
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two iron-clad maxims I have learned through researching trans issues:
If an article claims to be talking about LGBTQ issues but doesn’t mention trans people and/or only uses the word queer, it is a waste of time
If an article about transgender politics is posted in a cultural or media studies journal, don’t even bother opening it
#I see you cis gay people! I see you using ‘gay and queer’ like you think you’re so clever! your theory is shit and useless!#leaving gender as sacrosanct as the starting point to talking about homophobia is a non-starter. do not pass go do not collect $200 etc#book club
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BZZZZT! Wrong answer. No yodel song, money briefcase, or VOWEL for you.
He can feel a cough coming on...
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I think I see a lot of people trying to do category theory with sociology concepts and you just shouldn't do that. You know math isn't real, right
#'well definitionally-' sorry you are in the real world you don't get to invoke definitions#that's a platonic realm only thing#do not pass go do not collect $200#discourse
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 golden#p4g#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#souyo#ok ok listen this scene is so goddamn funny because UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WAS YOSUKES PLAN ALL ALONG#THIS WAS HOW HE WAS SELLING IT TO YU WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE YU TO GET HIS MOTORCYCLE LICENSE#so when rise says this yosuke of all people should have gotten really excited because hey at least the plan is kind of working out ???#also HELLO its THE risette??? except no he goes straight towards shooting her down#doesnt even play along do not pass go do not collect $200 just dismisses it handily without thought#why some may even argue that yosuke is a bit sensitive about yu being squeezed by someone#its me im some#also yosuke has offered go give yu a ride on his bicycle before so yknow isnt that inchresting#his bicycle definitely only has one seat so doesn't that make it even more up close and personal and romantic#yosuke: we can get up close and personal with others!#also yosuke: no not like that not with other people#I GUESS idk poor boy's just very confused and a disaster issokay#he's good with his queue
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SHUT UR UP
#FIRST NAME BASIS FOR THE FIRST TIME IT'S OFFICIAL FOLKS#I WONT LET U DIE THAT EASILL Y UIIM SOBIN GNIMMFCUCKIGNO OSKNDB#DoNT TOUCH ME DONT TALK TO ME DO NOT COLLECT 200 WHEN U PASS GO#Danie liveblogs Bleach#Ukitake#Kyoraku#Anime#MY HEART AIN'T STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS....#NOT AGAIN...
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Cyborg from one of my favorite childhood shows Teen Titans.
#artists on tumblr#niwawings15#artists#female artists#scribs#inktober#fanart#cyborg#teen titans#not go#do not pass go do not collect $200
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Once again raging about shitty research standards and the methodology and ethical decision-making of like, a significant majority of my peers. This is why I can never change my blog title, it's too accurate to my soul.
#look it's really just like. genuinely wild that everyone talks sooo much about how flawed academia is#and then people turn around and try to throw out the actual safeguards in place to even marginally address those flaws#because they consider them inconvenient and elitist gatekeeping#holy fuck jesus mary and joseph. sending everyone to ethics class#not BACK to ethics class cuz I don't think they attended the first time but yanno#do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars#also for the record I do not actually work in export controls I would hate that lmao#this is just about compliance in general
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Played the ES... I am just so profoundly uncomfortable with that story and not in the good horror way. In the oh God no this feels racist and bad- way
#i... i am 98% too white to comment specifically#(and that 2% isn’t even the right indigenous modernly spanish-speaking group)#but jesus guys WHAT THE FUCK#STOP#NO#DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200#fallen london#fl crit#i just dont!! like!! it!#it feels bad!! it feels very bad with this!!#we should put the third city on a goddamn shelf until you guys can stop! doing bad stuff!
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Rob James-Collier as Daniel Watson THE INHERITANCE
#rob james-collier#robert james-collier#rob james collier#robert james collier#daniel watson#the inheritance#mine#have some unnecessary and obnoxiously large gifs#neck fuzz 😏#i will die on the hill that heavy stubble is superior in every way#clean shaven? nah. too smooth...almost clammy on some men. do not pass go do not collect $200#full beard? too bushy. too light and feathery. just a sensory nightmare imo#but scruff? stubble? it's rough! it's like deep pressure#insert obligatory 'we'd take em however we can get em' cause it's true 🤓😎
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For the love of whatever you hold as holy PLEASE stop engaging with hate asks, anon or not
Getting these asks isn’t a fun status symbol, it’s a shitty and sad thing that continues to happen because it’s getting fed
It might be exciting to fire back a witty response to these asks, but giving them direct attention and exposure by replying only encourages them, and encouraging them is detrimental to the entire community in the long run
DELETE, BLOCK, AND MOVE ON
Spread positivity instead of nastiness! Engage with a creator you like but have never spoken to and ask them a question you’ve wanted to ask for a while, or just say smth nice about their work! Make art!! Write fic!! Delete the hate asks/block the blog that sent them and reblog something you enjoy instead!!
#cedar speaks#discourse#seriously y’all I’ve BEEN here before and replying doesn’t work#reasoning doesn’t work#ignore them fr#promote positivity and good community practices instead my dudes and duden’ts#Do not engage do not pass go do not collect $200
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A while ago I received a beautiful painting of Eishi in the mail from @kitsoa!! I've been meaning to post pictures of it but I so rarely have physical objects I wanted a proper photoshoot to do it justice <3
When I first saw this I was absolutely blown away by the colors. These magenta-maroon hues aren't ones I associate with urban cityscapes at all and yet it's beautiful and dreamlike. There are a lot of poignant moments of loneliness in this series and this piece really captures that feeling, in my opinion. I almost feel like crying when I look at it sometimes. Kitsoa just has a way with color I can never hope of coming close to; I often look at her artworks and think, "Ah, her brain's just wired in a fundamentally different way from mine." (NOT a lamentation btw-- I consider it a blessing that we are put on this earth to show each other pictures of that which the other could not conceive of)
I have it up on my wall with sticky tack (didn't want to put tape on the front in case it got damaged when I inevitably have to move away) and I look at it all the time. I love it so much!! Thank you!!
#birdmen#karasuma eishi#not mine#LOLLL perceptive members of the health committee may notice that these are the same flowers as the ones from my kaish*n merch shoot#and you may be thinking to yourself. wow. the colors of the flowers match this piece WAY more than the kaish*n stuff.#and well. you know. I actually DIDN'T bring this with me to the flower shop because. you know.#my merch gets damaged... whateverburger. I have more of it at home.#if THIS got damaged though I think I would go directly to hell do not pass go do not collect $200. so she didn't know about it at all#she just looked at my stuff and went 'ohhh what a shame we don't have blue flowers right now...'#(points at the bottom half of the book cover) we do have some orange-pink-yellow ones though#like the roses here or the [those other flowers. idk what they are lol.]#and I was like hmmmmmmm perfectttt actuallyyyyy#she even threw in an extra rose bc I told her I was going to take photos tomorrow#and she was worried the rose would have opened too much by the time I did it... sighing dreamily.#its crazy bc like. I kind of get it now kiriko.#and like in chorus too he has flowers in his apartment#but like I get it now. it's kind of great. to have flowers I mean. LOL
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"since astrology isn't real i tell people i'm a 'scary' sign so weird bigoted astrology believers will leave me alone"
"actually i think your real normal sign is evil and everyone i've met who had it is evil!! don't worry ���"
OLYMPIC GOLD..... IN MISSING THE POINT....?
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