#dnp dreams

[queeringphandom]

I finally had a Dan and Phil related dream and it was literally just this billboard in the middle of nowhere

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

had a dream last night that they wrote, produced, and starred in some fancy ass A24 type psychological horror film and phil grew his hair out to about shoulder length and had it half pulled up into a ponytail for most of the film and istg it was the hottest thing ive ever seen so thanks to my subconscious for that but also we should start a petition to make it happen

[deadandphilgames]

had a dan and phil dream last night where they came into my old work (a pizza shop) and dan said 'did you hear! We got engaged to a friend last night' and i was fighting for my life online that no, they didnt both get engaged to other people at the exact same time

[babystarrbunny]

yall i had a dream that dnp made a video showing us some really old memories of when they first met n stuff but at some point phil just metions that they both were trans and showed some pre transition pics?? idk how but they were taken after the first pinof.

also dan was blonde for some reason and that the pics were taken while on a road trip bc they were inside of a car idk

[pinofdnp]

i'm literally getting dnp video notifications on my phone in my dreams almost every night and then i immediately wake up thinking i missed something about the phagenda

[terrificpairofcomiclads]

I dreamt Dan and Phil did a COLGATE TOOTH PASTE advert (commercial) to advertise TIT.

And it literally consisted of them dressing up as different dnp eras all the way from 2009 to now. And in each scene, they got increasingly closer to each other to the point where it ended up with them just full blown making out. It was super arty like a perfume advert.

And it just ended with ‘toothpaste so good, it keeps a 15 year relationship strong. STRONG LIKE TEETH.”

And no one said anything about it. Literally none of the phandom cared at all.

[hingefreelester]

I had a dream i was on tit and they invited one phannie to sit on the stage the whole show??? I was just sitting on the side of the stage fully visible with a sudoku book the whole show and i disnt pay any extra for this? At one point dan performed a very short song in a sudoku pattern dress. There was one game where four audience members came ob stage to compete in a stupid game nobody explained and i lost even though it was so simple. They dressed in police hats and sat on a box at the front and talked about their past tours bits like the pinof old man quickchange. There was many many many costume changes and at least half of them dan was in a dress of some kind. Their main outfits were just black

[lobotomist-at-claires]

had a dream i went to tit again except it was in a college auditorium (which inexplicably had a full lawn in the back) & the set was literally just a powerpoint presentation. i remember they had a carnival-themed countdown during the intermission (during which i tried going to the bathroom and got stuck in an elevator trying to get back to the show) and at one point they were trying out a new segment where they just asked us riddles and you had to walk up and answer them on the whiteboard or else they wouldn’t progress with the show. after a couple minutes i walked up on stage and asked dan why he skipped the entire confessional segment and dan assured me he was gonna circle back to it. phil was also completely missing for some reason. i also think i knew dan from somewhere? like he was oddly familiar to me? all in all very strange but tbh i’d go see that

[salmons-hoard]

I had a dream last night that Phil was in gold drag, like he was all gold except for a weird swooshy purple dress. Also I was physically there, it wasn’t a video, and we were in the studio they always use for the calendar shoots. It was a very short dream because Dan was trying to convince Phil to put on gold lipstick but he said it was uncomfortable and the dream ended

[cozyfoxy]

I had a dream that Dan and Phil posted a day in the life but Phil was in little space. He was coloring and drinking from a sippy cup with sea animals on it. Dan only acknowledged it once by saying something like “Phil is little today, life has been a lot lately and he needs a break.”

Otherwise they just continued on like normal. I don’t remember Phil really talking though, Dan did all of the talking. By the end of the dream Phil was showing off a picture of kittens that he colored and Dan was hyping him up. It was honestly super cute but what is my brain doing to me?

[phannotfound]

I had a dream last night dnp posted a vid on insta and they were in Australia and randomly kissed at the end but we weren’t sure if was Dan or not 😭😭😭

[nebulaedaniel]

dnp dreams moment: i dont remember why but phil was doing an instagram story while laying in bed, about to go to sleep and he asked a question about something and slowly panned the camera over to show dan laying in bed with him

and then i promptly woke up

[conniecaserole]

dan and phil dream time

okay so they had a surprise livestream but the way they did was by somehow hacking our netflix accounts and when you opened netflix you saw their profiles and what they were watching. only thing I remembered was they had separate profiles and then a joint one so they could watch things together.

livestream time. it was just a random livestream with no plan whatsoever (like most of their livestreams lol).

some important takeaways from the

livestream that I remember

- dan wore the nun outfit again (bc obviously)

- then phil helped dan take off the outfit which was actually kind of sweet

- we saw more of the phouse and they indeed have toilets facing each other

- they did some weird roleplay (when aren’t they) that ended with them kissing but it was like a quick peck

- then they went to dinner and took us with them (kind of like a ditl)

idk it was weird

[deadandphilgames]

Had a dream that I needed to tell Phil something important but Dan wouldn't leave the room and he kept saying "anything you say to him you can say in front of me" and finally he walked out and when I turned to Phil he said "don't worry your secret is safe with me and Dan" just rubbing it in my face at that point 😭 wouldn't even let me tell him a secret in peace

that sounds very believable 😭

[babystarrbunny]

i had a dream about dnp and i dont wanna forget it

this time it was that i was like at a gathering or something with my friends, but somehow one of them said to look at a clip of them on dapg reacting to like a scary game? it was a made up game that was called keepthedooropen and it was about litrerally just that but it just had nintendo 64 graphics and u had to travel through a maze-like house and everytime you passed through a door a new enemy followed you but you could also shoot them u had like lightning magic. the junmpscares were really horrifying idk how to explain it, but the enemys were anything from people to toys to animals and spirits. also forgot to mention they chased you through a japanese style house and there was a lot of people asleep(?) on the floor and y had to step over them, also some of the rooms had no door just a curtain.

anyways the dream was literally that, also it was like a deleted video bc we couldnt find the right vid, only like edits uploaded by other people and i had to pretend like i was not insane about them and that i knew exactly where to find the right clip

they reacted to the game like sonic.exe kinda? they had that really bad webcam camera quality for some reason, also dan fell of the chair.

[notsosaucystuff]

I just had a nightmare that my mom found tickets online to the tit tour and for some reason Dan and Phil were still in America, performing close to where we are right now (we're traveling. We're not in Texas). She didn't read the description and when she realized what kind of show it was when it started, I got kicked out of the house because I admitted that I had seen the show before