#dni if you're a minor!!!

[lily-pythonz]

can i please request a mike schmit x reader smut where he overstimulated her when he finds out he has a breeding kink? like, he turns from a switch to a complete dom and is going round after round?

thank you <3

yes yes ofc, we love him when he's dom frfr!! My writers block is killing me but i wanna at least get one of my requests in!! :") first time writing for him so i hope you enjoy thiss..

paring: movie!mike schmidt x fem!reader

warnings: SMUT; kissing, breeding kink, oral unprotected-sex??, praise, lots of kissingg, overstimulation, dom!mike schmidt, and that's all..

"M-Mike, no m-more.." You cried out from the overstimulation he was giving you, he looked up at you with a smirk. "Why not? We haven't even gotten to the fun part yet..." Mike said in a low voice.

"Mike, pleas-" He cut you off by a deep and passionate kiss, you got startled by it.. but you should've seen it coming..from all of the other things he did to you.

"Shut your mouth." Mike snapped before dipping his mouth back into yours, as he kept touching your sensitive clit.. rubbing it in circles which made you cry out in pain and pleasure at the same time. "G-God-! Mike! Please!" You whined, already aching for his cock.

He smirked, flipping you over without warning as to which your ass would be exposed to him. "Now, be a good girl for me.. and keep quiet." You nodded as you felt something rub against your ass.. oh he was ready to fuck you.

Again, without warning he thrusts his cock deep inside you with one quick push into you, making you let out a loud moan from how tight you were already tightening around him.

Sounds of heavy breathing, skin slapping against each other was echoing, your brain went fuzzy from how fast he was thrusting his cock in and out of you.. it was amazing.. even though you were overstimulated, it felt nice..

Mike went closer to you, kissing you once again as he cummed inside of you, and you came with him.. kissing him back aggressively.

After a few minutes, he slowly pulled out of you, smirking.

"Ready for round 2?"

a/n: part 2?? hope you enjoyed<3

[nighttimenothings]

i would be absolutely beside myself if i had a femme under me, desperately meeting me thrust for thrust, muffling her moans into my pillow, one hand fisting the sheets and the other slip-sliding over her clit as she took my strap

[thisismisogynoir]

I love it when women hate men. I love it when women are allowed to vent to each other about how horrible and creepy men are. I love it when women form friendships with and prioritize each other over relationships with men(whether they're attracted to them or not). I love it when women put men dni in their bios and on their nude photos and on posts on their blogs. I love it when women refuse to mollycoddle and accommodate entitled male feelings with "but this doesn't mean I hate all men, I know a few men who are great, I love my father/sons/brothers/uncles/male cousins/guy friends" I love it when women complain about men WITHOUT "not all men" being a disclaimer. I love it when women avoid socializing with/refuse to be around/befriend/get close to men because they know men can't be trusted. I love it when women make "kill all men" jokes. I love it when women offer absolutely no concern or care for men's feelings and if their misandry offends men whatsoever because why should we, men are the oppressor class who have raped and killed and abused us and kept us as subjugated as second-class citizens for millennia, they regularly mistreat us and the women in their own marginalized communities still every single day and make this world so much harder and more awful for us to be in, and if we choose to hate them and not spare them any sympathy then so be it, and I don't just mean "men as a class" either, you can be a woman who doesn't want to have anything to do with any man on an individual basis and completely cuts off men from her personal life too and ykw I will love and fucking support you in that because men deserve absolutely NOTHING from us. If they're so tough and strong then they can handle it just like they can handle being lonely. If you are a woman who hates men, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A LESBIAN AND/OR A TRANS WOMAN, then just know that I love you. I love you, I support you, and you are safe here.

[kitschyclown]

and why are YOU (minors dni account) interacting with ME (a MINOR)

[lesbianchemicalplant]

(continued from here) setting up an adult, personal (so there's no ambiguity—horny) sideblog

⚠️ the sideblog is NOT OPEN TO MEN or anyone UNDER AGE 20 ⚠️

if you're 20+ years old and not a man, you can request the link from me if any of these statements apply to you:

we're mutuals

you're a trans woman / transfem who follows me

I know you directly or have spoken with you in DMs

I'm already following your adult blog

in which case, please just like this post or DM me and I'll send you the link 💜

(if you come across the sideblog on your own it's also ok to follow, I'm just not directly giving the link out to everyone for the moment. again though, NO MEN, AGE 20+ ONLY)

tagging myself so I can reblog this even with reblogs disabled: @lesbianchemicalplant

[rubyreduji]

*squints* dilf deekay how dare u I trusted u 😭

dilf seokmin who is the single dad of the cutest little five year old girl in the kindergarten class you teach, she's got the same smile as him and everything

dilf seokmin who tries to help out in the class as much as he can and even though you don't always need the help, you don't dare turn him away, too fond of him to say no

who can blame you? he's funny, kind, helpful, and very handsome, he's the "it" parent that all of the teacher rave about, jealous that you have his daughter in your class and not theirs

being a good dad is just the cherry on top, and a good dad he is, always doting on his daughter and finding any way to support her, like volunteering to help out during field day

and your knees nearly buckle on the spot when you catch sight of him standing out on the field, in his nicely fitted white t-shirt that perfectly displays his arms

and god his arms, his nicely formed biceps and his veiny arms and his long, thick fingers that you desperate want insi- you shake your head, no you cannot be having those thoughts about the father of one of your students, especially while you are working

so you do your best to be on your best behavior, but you're only human and you can't help but glance in his direction every so often, the sight alway making your head spin and your panties grow damper and damper

there's just something primal in you that finds him so sexy as he helps all of the kids out, hi-fiving them when they win and patting them on the back when they lose, you have to keep chugging down water to combat the heat growing up your spin and across your chest

then, his shirt gets wet, his daughter accidently spilling the water while he's carrying her in his arms, and you do your best not to stare at the way the shirt clings to his torso, his defined abs and chest visible under the now translucent fabric

"oh no! here i think i have some spare shirts in my room," you tell him, ushering him back into the school, the halls are empty as you two walk to your classroom, everyone outside participating in the field day

when you get to your classroom you dig through your cupboards, looking for a spare t-shirt, when you find one and turn to hand it to seokmin, you're shocked to see his wet shirt already off his body, his damp chest glistening slightly

you can't stop yourself from gasping a bit, your mouth dropping as your eyes widen, taking in all of his bare skin and all of the muscle under it

seokmin just chuckles as he takes the shirt "thank you so much, especially for all of the work you do, you're an amazing teacher"

"oh uh, thank you" you can feel the heat start to over take your face again

"you know...my ex-wife has never been this good with soomi, but you're a natural," seokmin starts and you can't help but feel flustered at his praise, praise that he obviously is not showering on his ex-wife "not to mention that she absolutely adores you, and she's not the only one"

"h-huh?"

"I adore you too, but i think my feelings go a little deeper than admiration, and i think your feelings for me go a bit deeper than that too"

seokmin has slowly been walking towards you and you're stuck in place, barely able to even breathe, the shirt is still in his hands and you force yourself to look at his eyes rather than his torso

"tell me im not making a fool of myself right now"

"you're not"

that's all seokmin needs to lean in and bring his lips to yours, right off the bat the kiss is fierce as seokmin pulls you into him, desperately licking into your mouth, trying to burn the taste of you intp his mind

seokmin pushes you back until your body hits the wall and you feel his knee slide inbetween your thighs, applying pressure right against your aching core, you moan right into his mouth, your fingers digging into his back

you can feel seokmin's fingers grasp your waist tightly as he helps guide your hips to grind down against him, the fabric of your panties dragging against your senstitive clit

soft moans escape from the back of your throat, into seokmin's mouth and you feel him grin into your kiss "you sound so pretty baby girl"

the pet name makes your pussy clench and your hips speed up, desperate to get off, pleasure coursing through your body as seokmin continues to ravish your lips, his fingers trail up your sides before landing at your chest, his long fingers groping at your tits like a eager teenage boy

your panties are ruined by now, sticking to your needy cunt as you cotninue to work your hips against his leg, growing more and more impatient to reach your high

just as you're about to orgasm, seokmin pulls away and you can't do anything but whine, even more disappointment filling you as seokmin tugs on the borrowed shirt

"they're going to start wondering what's taking so long, better get back out there before they send someone looking, right?" seokmin winks at you and you kind of want to cry from how pent up you now are "but i promise i'll make it back up to you baby, this weekend okay?"

seokmin then turns to leave the classroom and you take a moment to recuperate yourself before following after him, thinking about how friday cannot get here fast enough

[you didn't ask for this but i have delivered anyways, have a great night elv 😇]

[highdefhoetry]

for the r&b gojo girlies 💅🏽

tracklist:

too deep - dvsn

get you - daniel caeser ft. kali uchis

girls need love (remix) - summer walker ft. drake

don't - bryson tiller

exchange - bryson tiller

no guidance - chris brown & drake

morocco - alina baraz ft. 6lack

privacy - tyler coolidge ft. joyce wrice

no bs - chris brown ft. kevin mccall

kiss u right now - duckwrth

all the time - jeremih

come thru - summer walker ft. usher

between us - dvsn ft. snoh aalegra

p.o.v. - dvsn

with me - dvsn

[thats-how-i-like-it]

my honest reaction to seeing a fauxcest blog with proship dni on their bio

[lavender-teardroplettes]

In honor of 4/13, have my favorite crack ship/poly ship for Aus. It goes: ♦️ - Equius x Nepeta (Meowrails)

❤️+ ♠️ - Equius x Sollux (Sparks n' Wires)

♣️- Nepeta x Equius x Sollux (I don't have a cute name for this one oops lol)

Equius still has a lot he has to work on, but that's why Nepeta is there to remind him that he really does love Sollux and that the blood hierarchy is stupid because he'd have to stop being meowrails with Nep if that was the case. UwU A lot of the hateship goes away the more they're together, but sometimes they have their moments.

+ a funny from when I was working on it

[zhongrin]

cw. somno but not really(?)

your bf al haitham creating a soundproof earphones for you to wear to sleep as per your request, just so he can touch himself while looking at you sleeping without holding back his moans

[weepingfireflies]

"I'm not calling you a bad person or a transphobe or an anti-trans bigot if you buy Hogwarts Legacy, but I will say - don't call yourself a trans ally while you do it. Because being an ally means being willing to give up something to actually stand with trans people. If you're not willing to fight alongside us or to give up something, then you're not really being an ally. You're just doing what you want anyways and just saying you listen to us when you're actively not."

- I'm Done With JK Rowling by Jessie Gender, 2:35:53

Radfems, terfs, transphobes, pro-patriatchy/sexists DNI

[lesbianchemicalplant]

disturbingly common genre of person I have utterly zero patience for anymore are internet MLs and Maoists who are so intensely “critical” (intellectualized disgust) wrt sexuality and pleasure that they think owning a vibrator is Consumerist Individualist Decadence

[shaunamilfman]

Okay queen I'm so thinking about topping Natalie. Like... I feel like she normally likes being in charge bc she doesn't have a lot of control in her life, but the moment you show even a bit of interest in topping she's like "yes ma'am

And she'd be so vocal too, like so many "good girl" and "just like that baby". She'd be so whiny too if you teased her.... she acts like such a badass until you tell her what to do and she's immediately just nodding and doing whatever you tell her. like I need a full fic of this I'm actually insane for her

If this violates any of your rules (I don't think it does but in case) please completely disregard I don't want you to be uncomfortable<3

hi! yeah this is a perfectly fine ask.

see i feel like nat would normally top with her hookups less out of a desire for control and more because she knows that she'll be in charge of the encounter. like in the sense that she won't be made uncomfortable or hurt simply because she's leading it if that makes sense. you'd have to be in a serious relationship with her for her to considering bottoming i feel.

convinced that nat scatorccio has not received a drop of affection in her life and will NOT know what to do with all that lmao. nat gets so adorably nervous with all the attention you're giving her till she gets used to it. she's shifting and squirming under you and her face is just bright fucking red. god she'd be so pretty. she's making breathy little moans and keeps trying to muffle herself because she's embarrassed about being loud.

i think she's a lot like jackie in the sense of you being like "what do you like?" and she's like "uhhhh" because it's never really been about her before, y'know? that whole view like sex is just something you do when you're in a relationship and she's never put much thought into the fact that she's supposed to get off as well. i think Nat gets a lot of enjoyment out of the intimacy part of sex, like the emotional and physical closeness of it, and is surprised to find that she enjoys the rest of it when her partner actually cares about her. god they make me so saddd.

nat would so give praises so readily if you're in a relationship i know thats right. she likes to receive them just as much but isn't nearly as comfortable being praised as she is giving praise. the first time you hit her with a "god you look so pretty like this" and nat's sputtering over her words and briefly considers leaving the country in embarrassment. nat is not good at being patient lmaoo. she gets so whiny so fast if you tease her. all like "stop being such an asshole," but in the most childish fucking whiny voice you've ever heard from her.

[lavender-teardroplettes]

Yep he's adorable

[writingforfishes]

Onomatopoeia

Just a quick small list of hiccup onomatopoeias (and more!) before I go to bed tonight.

If anyone has a favorite or additional ones to add, feel free!

Classics:

hic hup huck hip

Doubles:

huck-ah hick'm hup-ah higgup hup'm huck-uck huck'l

Classic Variations:

hilp hulp hilk uck up hulk hack hock hurk hurp

Muffled and Suppressed Grab Bag:

mp hmp mk hmk hmpk h'muck hum'k shmk

Grunts and Groans Add-ons:

Mm Uh Ugh Ooh Oof Oh

Optional Interjections:

Sorry Scuse me That was loud... Crap Pardon Really sorry about this...

[pompompuriina]

"minors dni!!!"

but you're writing about minors, why can't i interact ://

edit: read a post and i now understand why they put minors dni, still find it weird though >_< but go off ig