#dndads pussy

[thumpersdae]

im planning a long term animation project, have some sneek-previews.

[thumperdaetime]

life is stressful and there's too much for me to do. soooo. im going to play the episodes of of Dndads Pussy i havent heard yet in an attempt to wring some serotonin out of my to do list. i may keep updating as i go if i can manage to form single thought about it.

[last-of-the-jaded]

Excuse me I miss the fucking cat bus. Bring back pussy wagon eraaaaaaaa!

[cosmiado]

scar-crossed lovers, forever

as promised, more oakworthy bullshit. i Guess. reference here, because of course i had to

+ @hermanunworthy the enabler <3

[justablah56]

guys what if I drew a background for once in my life wouldn't that be crazy

[lolliepops-rox]

My favourite thing about the teens is that they're each other's first real friends.

Like Taylor is popular and well liked at school, but he only has surface level connections with everyone. He is a point of admiration, not a friend, likely due to his (semi?)famous mum & being rich.

Scary is respected by the popular (soccer) kids for her athletics prowess, but never made friends with any of them. Lacking connection for anything outside of soccer.

Normal, is not well liked by his peers. However his position as the school mascot gives him a certain level of status. Particularly by being the bridge between the soccer players, the cheerleaders, and the band kids.

Link has never spent time around people his own age. His social skills really reflect a kid that was only socialised with adults. This approach to interpersonal drama/conflict is not that of a standard teen.

But. From the moment they broke out of detention, the kids have been friends, best friends. This sudden and unexpected click with another person, that they've never experienced before. Something so perfectly ride or die.

Sure, there is conflict and fighting. But I think it's clear that the kids have at no point fully given up on each other.

It's all just so special.

While it seems only Taylor & Normal like Hermie. He comes from a pretty similar situation of having no friends, to having two really close ones.

[thumperdaetime]

literally i was only able to enjoy s2 after i decided it was a Well Made A of season 1

Dndads is the type of podcast u have to pretend is fanfiction of itself

[herooak]

thinking of her (professor cartwright's verse in the rock cycle)

[themothcriminal]

Rocks Rock!

[tortelloniboi]

guys. we’re halfway to furry taylor being canon

[thumpersdae]

hi hello hey, ive done a drawing... you know... you know that feeling when... um that feeling when you are... when your hands are too busy -um- stretching to hold your guitar pick... so um you... so you use your tongue.

thank you for your time.

[thumperdaetime]

the problem with having Jodie in an episode is: Jimmy Wong playing Jodie Foster (dndnads)

Anthony Burch playing Jodie Foster (dndads)

i know it's true. but im not sure if that makes any sense.

[aximili]

"i've never been good at throwing stuff! you know, i'm all about bringing things closer rather than pushing them away!" and what if i died will campos. what then.

[lapushbaby]

I like how we all just collectively forgot that link is canonically Asian now

[peyton-warren]

If you haven't listened to this man's podcast Dungeons and Daddies please do.

it's 3am and anthony burch showed up on my tiktok fyp (courtesy of his spouse) and i was like genuinely so confused for a second tbh it was greatly unexpected anyways here's anthony being anthony

[solitary-bones]

so dndads live show St Paul! idk how much of this is a spoiler for anyone else going to shows so I'ma cut here!

we had!

- so many gay people in the audience that as I was walking in to the venue I said to my friend damn this is like a pride parade and a bunch of gay people in front of me were like TRUEE

- a live performance of both! dead and gone and rocks rock! it was so incredible. Beth and Will both POPPED OFFF!!!!!! they were so cool oh my god. and Freddie fucking shredded it on the electric guitar it was so sick.

- silly St Paul themed dad facts plus Ron just uhh thinking all manual labor is called a hand job.

- the people royally fucking up the dice roll (not my fault I was in the balcony I cannot be held responsible)

- the people absolutely manifesting the complete improv prompt as the live show topic. and all of the cast going into mourning over it (will fell to his knees on the stage so dramatically it was so funny)

- the cast deciding to do a DND game with their characters! Starring: Will Campos as Henry oak as Mr Chris (later Dr Chris), by the book health inspector! Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson as Darryl, ex football quarterback now accomplished priest searching to remember all 10 commandments! Beth may as Ron stampler as Nor Relpmats, doctor (the best health inspector of them all)! and Freddie Wong as Glenn Close as Glenn The Closer, weed enjoyer moonlighting as a health inspector relying on his gut! Anthony Burch as Patrick as Patrick the shit (among other characters)!

- the audience not being able to stop being horny when giving suggestions for what their location, bad guy, and theme were gonna be (bdsm dungeon, just a guy from the audience named Patrick, and a 10 commandments dildo)

- an abundance of flashbacks and one single flashforward

- butt spanking competition to get past the second door (it is a bdsm castle ig)

-mr Chris tests to see if the floor has been cleaned recently and thinks it hasn't. Glenn the closers gut says it's fine but Mr Chris says if he tastes some of what's on the ground he'll be able to tell better. Glenn the Closer bites his fingers and Mr Chris is into it.

- Mr Chris finding a dead cockroach on the ground and revives it using CPR and mouth to mouth (Anthony is the cockroach and also when will tried to fake the mouth to mouth yelled DO IT PUSSY so yeah they actually kissed like twice at least) and revived it to ask about the cleanliness of the floor and found it not very.

- none other than paeden bennets on the second level, who Darryl proceeded to obliterate with a holy football. I'm not lying (not before asking how Patrick the DM knew about their friend Paeden who was long dead and us getting a lively npc on npc scene by Anthony of Patrick meeting Paeden and getting punched in the balls and saying "I'll never forget you")

- Test by the health inspectors to see if the blood of paeden would get cleaned up. all of the soots from spirited away came in with little mops to clean it and cleaned all the party. Glenn rolled to see if he's into it and got a 9 but the crowd gave inspiration and he got a 6, which is 69 so he was and wanted to stay there forever with the soots. Henry as Mr Chris used his persuasion to get Glenn the closer to leave the soots by saying that whatever they're doing he could do it better. because apparently they're ex lovers now. (Anthony yelled something about Will wanting to kiss another boy)

- Flashback reveals that they were highschool sweethearts but were going to health inspection schools on opposite sides of the US and were talking about how their relationship would progress from there when Mr Chris' secret lover barges in and informs them that they're pregnant and he's the father! Glenn the Closer gets upset and asks what happened and Mr Chris proceeds to another, extremely graphic, flashback where Ron the doctor commentates the uhhh conceiving of said child. and Glenn is understandably upset at the graphicness of this explanation about being cheated on. They end with bitter words, stating they're now nemesis in health inspection.

- Nor asks Mr Chris how long it's been since he saw his son Patrick. (not since birth lmao)

- they go up to the final level, find Patrick using the commandment dildo, on the 8th one I think, and upon seeing his absent father run in and ask "are ya winning, son!?"gets extremely turned off. he understandably asks what he's doing there after being absent his whole life. Mr Chris explains that he's finally ready to be back in his life, with his husband Glenn the closer, and his newfound belief in Christianity from Darryl the priest who's really good at football.

- Flashforward to Mr Chris and Glenn the Closer living together and apparently "they're bougie enough to have their own priest" so Darryl lives with them too. Nor comes to visit and we see the commandment dildo hanging above the mantle.

and that's that on that.