#dj punch

[marupunch]

Sir, these are my-

✨Emotional comfort lesbians✨

[s0fter-sin]

i saw someone making fun of the dj punch bc it’s literally just a regular punch but i think it’s incredibly on brand that mic looked within himself, knew he was going to end up punching a lot of villains in the face and figured if he made it an official super move he couldn’t get in trouble for it

[serrangelic-art]

imagine getting kidnapped by a death machine and all he does is criticize your music taste

[chickenkurage]

Past and Present (Short Comic Farmer AU)

DJ in the 1930's having a "King" persona to make his fights with Alan a bit more interesting (They roleplay, yes, because they are THAT bored) and Alan just went with it.

Then by 2024......he's just like this now....

DJ tends to be lazy, even if he's not finished with his work. He naps at random places, especially under the sun. And most of all, he loves napping with his apple babies!!!

Imagine DJ in the 30s that willingly throws Alan around (mostly trying to cut his head off with his axe, but we know that won't work XDD) and now in 2024 he just punches trees for a living and cares for his apple babies (don't forget about bothering Alan everyday).

[plusultraetc]

Fourteen Days of MHA | 5/14: Quirk, Special Move

(side note: this one can be read as either a prequel or a sequel to 'when i break pattern, i break ground,' in which Present Mic helps out with Shinsou's training after the Shie Hassaikai arc!)

“Today,” Hizashi announces, “I am going to teach you one of my very own ultimate moves.”

Shinsou perks up at this, which is great, because it was less of a lesson plan and more that Hizashi is running out of ideas to keep the kid busy and engaged while also adding something to his training. He can only give Shinsou so much advice when it comes to the capture cloth before he starts doing more harm than good, something he is sure Aizawa will not thank him for when he returns.

Then Shinsou’s eyes narrow in very are-you-messing-with-me suspicion. “How? I don’t think brainwashing is going to be more effective just by being louder.”

“That’s the great thing about this move,” Hizashi says. “You don’t have to be loud. In fact, you don’t have to talk at all.”

The suspicion intensifies. But Hizashi hasn’t lost him yet.

“It’s called—” he throws in a little jazz hands for style—“DJ Punch.”

He can usually tell when Shinsou is attempting to decide whether he thinks Hizashi is very smart or very stupid, which means he’s catching on a lot faster than most people do when they automatically write Present Mic off as the latter. Unfortunately, that does seem to be the direction Shinsou is leaning today.

“I know how to throw a punch,” he says flatly.

“But you don’t know how to throw a DJ Punch,” Hizashi counters. “Important distinction.”

When Shinsou still doesn’t look convinced, he continues, “I promise you, no villain I’ve ever taken down has expected me to start a fight by punching them in the face. Similarly, it’s a very effective move when they’re already reeling from having their eardrums burst.”

He sees the moment Shinsou stops debating his intelligence and instead starts asking himself why the hell Hizashi is telling him this. At this point, the kid’s kind of an open book—his poker face is good, but it’s not Aizawa good. “So, it’s less about punching someone in the face, and more about doing something unexpected.”

There ya go.

“Yes,” Hizashi answers sagely. “But it’s also totally about punching someone. Maybe in the face. Depends on the situation. That’ll snap nine out of ten people out of a villainous rampage for sure.” He wags a finger at him. "Don't forget your basics while you're busy learning jumping spinning crescent kicks."

“Uh huh,” Shinsou says.

“Just trust me on this one, listener. Or, better yet, c’mon. Let’s do a demonstration.”

“Why do I feel like this is just an excuse for you to punch me in the face?” Shinsou grumbles, but he follows him to the training mats anyway.

[ratatatastic]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. DRUM ROLL PLEASE. LOMBO CROWD SURFING IN MIAMI!!!!

this man trying to signal to the crowd to let him down and then FALLING ON HIS FACE while ekky tries to catch him you couldnt have scripted it better than this folks

feat. knighter conducting to we are the champions in the foreground and then turning and drowning the guys beside him in alcohol WELCOME BACK BUD o7

6.27.24

[duncankinnie]

total drama + clickhole (1/?)

Bonus:

[paperpeachy]

batch 4 🏖️

@paperluigirpg @spoopy-chipster

THANK YA FOR DA EXTRA REQSSS i hope u like them <33 soz for taking my sweet time i still have 3 more that i will surely get thru tomoz 👰

[radiojamming]

Yes we love DJ Crazy Times but Molvania’s superstar Zlad! walked so DJ Crazy Times could run

[xoivy]

AKADEMIKS IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES RN HOLY SHIT DUDE

Someone has to do a wellness check on him omg

[marupunch]

Do you remember the 21st night of September? 🌃✨

It's their day! And I'm really proud of this one so, enjoy!

[yeehaw-kermit]

wait is ty olsson and dj qualls actually getting married???

[lilmamaloser]

Background Poniessss

[harapeveco]

Eve Harapeco truly invented lesbians huh🏳️‍🌈

[jula483]

link is wearing rhett’s jacket 😭

[dickpuncher420]

if there’s one thing the french got right it’s the fête de la musique