#dj bete

[betenoiredisco]

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[partiallyderived]

okay okay dor dor dor zb1 as people in a desi wedding??!!

lets ducking gooooo

jiwoong bhaiyya as the hot dulhe ke dost who half of the saalis are "mai mar jaongi"-ing over

sung hanbin as the sweet devar who the other half of the saalis are "mai mar jaongi"-ing over

zhang hao as devar ka dost who charms the buas and mamis into being less judgey (chamatkar bro chamatkar)

matthew as nri wale cousin. you know, that cousin

taerae as the singer mama ji booked after the dj cancelled

ricky as the "why would we take dahej? we're literally rich" dulha

gyuvin as saali number one. puts namak on all the barfis, buys a decoy pair of shoes for the juta churai, probably, fights kids for extra mithai

gunwook as sharma ji ke bete. ai haiye, kitna samajdar, kitna handsome, kitna smart banda hai yeh. kisi ki nazar na lage un pe. especially sunita aunty who's trying to find a boyfriend for her daughter :/

yujin as munna, jo sabke tanne sunte hai, jo sabke kaam karte hai. munna, aunty ko chai do; munna, didi ko batao ki shammu kaka aiye hai; munna yeh karo, munna woh karo

[binafiles]

happy happiest birthday, ineeeeesss!! selamaaaat memasukii umuur berkepalaaaa 2 😜🤟.

(finallyyyyy 20 yippie yeaay yeaaay). 🪁

time flies, perasaan kemarin lo baru ultah masa udah ultah lagi nyet??!!

selamat bertambah umur cabaaaat, gw mau ngasih doa yang baik baik & kaya orang bener dulu deh. semoga lo sehat sehat terus walaupun lo lagi super hectic banget di kampuus, panjang umur biar kita bisa seneng seneng bareng dan wujudin wishlist kita bareng bareng + ngerasain banyaak hal baik lain nyaa, rezeki lo dilancarin biar bisaa mam enaakk teruuus & belii hal yang bisa bikiin lo happyyy, bahagiaa selalu (INI WAJIB) pokoknya harus bahagiaa terus yaaaa neesss kalau lagi ngerasa overwhelmed atau cape atau stress gapapa buat istirahat sebentar aja gausa lama lama, abis itu dilanjut lagii kegiatan nyaaa. semoga lo selalu bisaaa ngelakuin banyaaak hal yang lo mau & gak pernah dibatesin sama apapun itu. time flies jugaaa kita temenan udah berapa abad ya kira kira & gw seneeeng bgt bisa jadi sepupu sekaligus sahabat lo nes. gw seneng tiap dengerin lo cerita, atau ngeluh apapun itu ke gw. semogaa kita bisa sahabatan teruus sampe 382939 tahun yaaa nesss. gw pengeeen bangeeet liat lo berhasil capai apaa yang lo pengenin selamaaa iniii. makin kesini jugaa kita makin sibuk masing masing, please jagaa kesehatan lo yaaa. jangan telat makan & mim vitamin + air putih yang cukuppp. semoga apa yang lagi lo kerjain, apa yang lagi lo lakuin sekarang ini lancar lancar terus yaaa, haruuus teteppp kuat kuaaaat, gabole nyerah atau ngerasa gimanaa. gw juga gak pengen banget sampe lo ngerasa sendirian soalnyaaa lo masih punyaaa orang orang baik disekitar lo yang careee & sayang sama lo also gw masih disinii yang siaaap dengerin semua keluhan & cerita lo oyyy. woiiii gw proud bener bjir sama lo, gw prouuuuud bener punyaaaa sahabat sekaligus sepupu kayaaa lo. semuaa yang udah lo capai dan udah lo lakuiin gw banggaa bgt liat nyaaa as a bestfrieeend. tetepp cerita & ngeluh samaa gw yaa nes, sekecil apapun itu. mau lo lagii bete, lagi capeee, nemu tempat makanan baru yang enak, abis nyoba hal baru yang ternyata lo jadi sukaa, dll. maaafin gw ya kalau gw belom jadi sahabat yang baik buat lo, masih suka ngeyel atau nyebelin, atau mungkin egois. kurang peka jadi temen atau apapun itu maaf yaaa, tapi gw beneran disini selalu kalau lo butuh sesuatu atau ada apa apaa. makasih yaa inees udah mauu maiin samaa gw, udaah mau jadii sahabat sekaligus sepupuu gw since bocill, YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME. makasih juga yaa lo udah selalu berusaha setiap harinya walaupun gw tau lo drained & capeeee poul, tapi lo keren bangeeet, hebaaat bangeeet jadi harus kuat kuat teruuus yaaaa ineeees. you always got my back and so do i. semogaa apaaa yang lo inginin tercapai di tahuuun inii. gw bakaal selalu support lo teruuus disiniiii. you desserve mam enaaaak & ngelakuin banyaaak hal seruuuu hariii iniiii. enjoooy youuur 20 yaaaa. YOU DID WELL CABAT, YOU ALWAYS DID WELL!!! 🤍😜🤟🥳🫂

♡, sabrina.

[sonsdefrica]

Dj Qness - Bete (Feat. Tati Guru)

Dj Qness – Bete (Feat. Tati Guru)

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[bellamysgriffin]

the ultimate valentine’s day movie rec list!

because i spend so much time watching movies and because i LOVE love, i made this list that no one asked for

STANDARD

(these are your typical, you know exactly what you’re in for romantic movies, whether they are rom-coms, or just some good romantic drama, these are your go-to for fun romantic valentine’s day goodness!) ((NOTE: there are no lgbt+ films in this section, that’s because i have a whole section dedicated to those, so it’s easier to find)

the edge of seventeen

brooklyn

when harry met sally

amelie

obvious child

the princess and the frog

easy a

you’ve got mail

stuck in love

hercules

juno

love rosie

set it up

about time

10 things i hate about you

the big sick

palm springs

pride and prejudice

clueless

whisper of the heart

sleeping with other people

emma

to all the boys i’ve loved before

the adjustment bureau

just like heaven

13 going on 30

a cinderella story

groundhog day

defending your life

dirty dancing

CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD

(these are movies from roughly the sixties back. lots of screwball comedies and LOTS of fun!)

the apartment

it happened one night

splendor in the grass

bringing up baby

brief encounter

my man godfrey

mr. deeds goes to town

an affair to remember

singin in the rain

charade

the sound of music

bell, book and candle

to catch a thief

marty

sabrina

it should happen to you

born yesterday

on the town

the big sleep

laura

casablanca

the philadelphia story

my favorite wife

his girl friday

the awful truth

theodora goes wild

top hat

TWISTED

(love is at the core of these movies, but they’re dark, sometimes they’re murderous, sometimes they’re toxic, sometimes they’re self-destructive. maybe good watches if you’re not feeling particularly romantic this year)

the talented mr. ripley

heathers

ex machina

breathless

double indemnity

jennifer’s body

rope

three colors: white

modern romance

bonnie and clyde

vertigo

gun crazy

the heiress

gaslight

la bete humaine

LGBT

(your standard romantic films out of these are starred)

love, simon*

moonlight*

but i’m a cheerleader*

portrait of a lady on fire

entre nous

my beautiful laundrette

god’s own country*

booksmart

carol

imagine me & you*

san junipero

rafiki*

UNCONVENTIONAL

(a little bit bizarre, but still incredibly romantic. good if you want something with love, but not ur typical v-day watch)

the nightmare before christmas

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

stranger than fiction

ruby sparks

arrival

hang the dj

thelma & louise

black orpheus

wings of desire

happy death day

the lobster

her

seeking a friend for the end of the world

moonrise kingdom

wristcutters

princess mononoke

rear window

SAD/BITTERSWEET ENDINGS (beware of spoilers)

(these are movies that do not end happily, so read at ur own risk. sometimes they’re affair films, divorce films, or romance films in which they do not end up together. these are for if you need a good cry)

the last five years

la la land

one day

the age of innocence

if beale street could talk

a star is born

marriage story

blue valentine

my brilliant career

[thecoronadaily]

Corona Island Recap 1/17

The New Year’s Eve Masquerade Ball is over and here’s everything you need to know about what went down. 

Daphne Blake and Dipper Pines shared a kiss during the ball. They parted ways for a bit and Daphne began talking to Skip Sparkypants. Once Dipper returned, he found Daphne also kissing Skip.

Having been in a weird place for the past few weeks, a drunk Hans Isles approached his girlfriend Mel Muse. An argument was had and the two officially broke up.

Eric Capitan attended the ball with Ariel Triton, but towards the end of the night left with Thorn McKnight. Having realized that Eric was gone - Ariel sulked for a bit before getting high and letting out their feelings with Shaggy Rogers and Violet Parr.

Not at the ball, Valerie Gray ran into Danny Fenton in his ghost form with his ghost dog, Cujo. Valerie then started to hunt Danny down. Eventually, after Danny calls for help, Fred Fredrickson, Honey Lemon, and Gogo Tomago left the ball to go assist. Together they rode up in the Burrito Bros truck and joined in the fight until Valerie retreated.

Old flames Belle Joli and Ralph Wreck were seen talking and hanging out together for a while. Savannah “Sav” Wrides noticed and got pissed, confronting him in her angry and drunken state.

Mel Muse, Thalia Muse, and Meg Moralis distract the DJ and Riley Anderson takes over the music for the night. Omari “15 cent” Jackson also made an impromptu performance.

Claudette Bijou and Adam Bete drunkenly decided to get married with their witness being Hans Isles. They convinced a local court officiant to marry them and did follow through with the paperwork - leaving them officially and legally married. 

Star Butterfly and Billy “Bing Bong” Brandon also got drunkenly married, officiated by Riley Anderson. No legalities were followed so the marriage is not considered official.

Two sets of couples hooked up within the castle, leaving the ballroom to find a semi-private area not too far away. Rose Huntsman and Adora Weaver as well as Britney Santiago and Chip Skylark.

Despite their rivalry, Rancis Fluggerbutter and Vanellope Von Schweetz made out during the event.

A list of midnight kisses that were shared: Benny Shippe and Mel Muse // Gigi Moth and Rosie Widow // Layla Deare and Hades Niketas // Tink Bell and Mabel Pines  // Poppy Pink and Angelo Suarez // Flora Patel and Mason King // Lock Bordes and Elsa Arendelle // Daisy Duke and Donald Duck // Tiana Benedita and Shaggy Rogers // Skip Sparkypants and Vanellope Von Schweetz // Winnie Lobo and Naveen Maldonia // Penny Proud and Vidia Storm // Britney Santiago and Chip Skylark // Velma Dinkley and Violet Parr // Billy Brandon and Star Butterfly.

[uzibangkeee]

DAY-5

Selamat hari Sabtu, ah tidak spesial tapi, gak usah di selamatin ya. Tapi masih belum bosen sih sampai hari ini setidaknya buat nunggu kamu, kadang kesel saja. Sering deh kalau kesel, gak kadang-kadang. Sering banget, kesel gara-gara kangen. Shit ya. Harus semangat sih soalnya masih 155 Hari lagi agar supaya bisa kembali ketemu jika tuhan menghendaki, semoga bisa lebih cepat atau setidaknya jangan di undur-undur lagi alias gak usah di perpanjang liburnya ya udah cukup stop ya. Ternyata ada juga libur yang tidak enak kayak gini, baru tahu.

Ingin cerita dong, hari ini mau kesel banget sumpah ada aja orang yang bikin badmood. Masalahnya tidak mungikin aku ceritakan disini, nanti saja. Intinya maaf jika hari ini susah di ajak becanda, tapi udah coba kok biar gak jadi badmood juga sama kamu. Lagian aku kalo ada masalah misal sama satu hal, gak mau ngerembet ke hal lain yang emang gak ada hubungannya. Jadi kalo misal aku bete gara-gara orang lain atau gara-gara kerjaan, kamu gak bakal bener-bener kena imbasnya kok. Yang ada akunya sih yang butuh kamu buat bisa balikin lagi mood, buat bisa ketawa-ketawa lagi. Terimakasih banyak, ya. Kecuali ya kecuali nih maaf maaf kalau betenya gara-gara anda sih itu beda cerita masa harus kesel ke mas -mas yang jualan sate DJ di jalan Sudirman, kan gak mungkin juga gitu.

Jangan dulu bosen sama aku ya, juga jangan ngomongin perpisahan-perpisahan kayak tadi pagi di chat ya. Sumpah kurang suka sih, mau tidak mau aku harus mengakui jika belum siap buat pisah sama kamu. Semoga sampai kapanpun tidak pernah siap sih. Ah sumpah, aku benci sekali dengan yang namanya perpisahan. Boleh tanya deh sama satpam Chaplin yang dulu sempat curhat sama aku.

                                          S E J E N A K

Bisakah sejenak saja, kita duduk bersama Menghabiskan segelas teh manis yang sengaja kau campur dengan es Lalu tertawa, sembari bibirmu tak berhenti bercerita ?

Aku lebih suka minuman dingin, katamu waktu itu !

Bisakah sejenak saja, Kita rampungkan satu cerita Dimana kau dan aku adalah dua tokoh utama Yang lalu kita susun sedemikian rupa agar akhir kisahnya bisa bahagia ?

Bisakah sejenak saja, Ya tentu, hanya sejenak saja aku tidak akan meminta seluruh waktu di hidupmu !

Hanya S e j e n a k saja, Sebentar Sampai batas usiaku sisa sejengkal

Sudaaaaah ah lelah, dan anda tahu ?? saya kesal malam ini saat posting ini tulisan, ini udah jam  23.17 WIB dan masih hari Sabtu tanggal 28 Maret 2020. Situ bilangnya mau ngobrol tapi nugas dulu, terus dari setengah sembilan malam tadi hey ditungguin, eh ujungnya malah main game. Hadeuh. -zZZzzzZZzzz...

Bandung 28 Maret 2020

UziBangke

[jacpotts]

No More Drama | Juliac

Who: @heyjuliette , @jacpotts

When: Saturday, May 18th

Where: The WHS gymnasium

What: After months of awkwardness over Julie’s ex, Jac and Julie finally address the bad blood that has been between them their whole lives. 

Jac was having a lot more fun at this baby prom than she'd anticipated. Of course, at first she only chaperoned to keep an eye on Teegan, but he seemed to be faring well by himself. She'd even broken her tradition of wearing a sensible pantsuit or jumper and opted for her own recreation of the famous 13 Going on 30 party dress, so maybe that was what was making her feel so spry and fresh. She was able to maintain a professional demeanor as a chaperone, of course, but she felt so light. It all reminded her of a way simpler time. When the familiar opening chords of (You Drive Me) Crazy started blaring through the speakers, though, Jac knew that her professional demeanor had to come down for a small dance session. She started pumping her arms upward and out, but didn't get too far before accidentally elbowing someone next to her. "Oh! Pardon," she started, before noticing it was Julie...In dog ears. "Oh! Juliette...Pardon. I -- um," she gestured to her head with a furrowed brow. "...what's so early 2000s about being a dog? Are you the Beverly Hills Chihuahua?"

Julie wasn't really much of a chaperone type person. If anything, she was still the type of girl that needed to be chaperoned. But after Mairi had enjoyed the Valentine's ball so much that she hadn't stopped talking about it for weeks after, Julie couldn't resist signing up to chaperone the Morp so that Mairi could have another fun time at a dance. However, Julie had forgotten how old the youngest castle kid in Walt was and hadn't expected to see anyone from home at the dance. At least until she got elbowed in the middle of keeping her eyes on Mairi learning to spin from the Morp DJ and found out that Jac was also chaperoning. "You're fine, Jacqueline. Whatever." Julie replied, stepping back rather than actually wanting to engage in an interaction with her least favorite person. "No. Mairi wanted me to be the Tinkerbell to her Paris Hilton." Julie replied, politely but reluctantly, gesturing towards her little girl up at the DJ booth in a short blonde wig, tiara and pink dress. "What are you? Vomit?"

Jac followed Julie's gesture to see Mairi up at the DJ booth giggling and learning from the DJ, and her heart sunk. She put on a smile, albeit a sad one, and clasped her hand over her heart. "Of course she knows about Paris Hilton," she chuckled, unable to hide on her face how much she missed babysitting the little girl. "I'm Jenna from 13 Going on 30 during the party scene!" She held her arms out and twirled, feeling the skirt bubble up around her hips. "I don't usually wear dresses out, but this felt like more of a costume party anyway." She held her small purse meekly to her chest and gave a sigh. "As long as I've got you here, Juliette -- I wanted to let you know how much I miss being around Mairi." Of course she could see her while Crannog was there, and in passing whenever she would visit. But it wasn't the same as babysitting. "And not that you'd let me know if she missed me, too, but I can assume she does. This is all kind of getting a little petty and out of hand, don't you think?"

Julie Julie might have felt a little shitty about how she'd banned Jac, seeing her now and knowing full well how much people, especially those who were damn near family like Jac was, tended to love her daughter. But in Julie opinion, it would've been too much of a bitch move if she hadn't upheld Crannog's decision that dating would only confuse Mairi, right down to the letter. "What can I say, I like to keep my baby cultured." Julie looked over Jac's outfit once again and shrugged as if she'd never even heard if that movie before (even though she absolutely had). Jac looked nice, of course. But Julie would rather die than let her ever know that. "Bold of you to assume that Mairi even mentions you, but okay." Julie didn't look away from Mairi, to answer Jac. Just in case some of the truth about how Mairi occasionally asked for Jac to babysit would be visible in her eyes somehow. "There's nothing petty or out of hand going on, Jacqueline. Crannog was the one that came up with the idea that dating anyone would only confuse Mairi in the long run. I'm just listening to him. If I wanted to get out of hand with you by now, you know exactly how I'd go about it."

Jac raised her brows at Julie's subtle dig, but kept her shoulders high. She hadn't known that Crannog had said that...But maybe he didn't consider what they were doing to be dating. Which she didn't have time to overthink and agonize over in her woman-brain that wanted to run to him immediately and ask if they were dating or just hooking up or what. "Well, I didn't know he'd said that but...People change their minds, Juliette. Have you two discussed whether or not he's changed his mind? I think I'm kind of different than him or you bringing home some stranger. She's known me her whole life." She didn't even think to mention that maybe it'd be more confusing for a child to have two parents who weren't together but also didn't seem to be romantically interested in anyone just for her sake. "I really don't know what I've done to make you dislike me for so long. I've wanted nothing more than for you to consider me family and maybe if you had, I'd find some reason not to pursue Crannog. But considering how you've never treated me like anything but the daughter of the help, I can't do that."

Julie turned to Jac finally and raised an eyebrow at her question. "We discussed it at the dance and it's barely been more than three months. So doubtful." Julie crossed her arms and momentarily considered just walking away from Jac and not entertaining anymore conversation. But part of her wanted to keep talking just so in the end she could remain the bigger person. "If Crannog won't be with mewho's known Mairi for longer than she's been alive, there's absolutely no say you'd ever be the exception to the rule." Julie narrowed her eyes at Jac's claim that she didn't know what she'd done to make Julie hate her so much and stepped a bit closer to the other girl. Even though they were both the same height, Julie had worn higher heels and knew exactly how to hold herself to seem intimidating anyway. "You don't think I hate you because your mother's my family's housekeeper, do you? I genuinely could not care less who's kid you are. I didn't like you when we were kids because every time I wanted to hang out with my twin brother, you were always in the way. And somehow twenty fucking years later, you managed to get the literal love of my life away from me. As far as I can tell from the De La Betes and the Potts, that's not how either of us was raised to treat family. So why should I have ever treated you like something you're clearly not?"

Jac nodded, bringing her arms down to her hang by her sides so as to appear calm and casual and not at all tense like she was definitely feeling. " 'Won't" be with you? You make it sound like you've been trying to get back together," Jac rolled her eyes knowing that that idea had to have been preposterous. Crannog would have told her...right? And then Julie mentioned the real reason she had been so awful to her their whole lives, which Jac kind of already figured out on her own, but there was something gratifying about hearing the juvenile reasoning straight from the other girl's mouth. "That hardly sounds like my fault at all. And besides, you had the rest of your life to be around him after I left but then you ran off to join the circus or whatever, so it looks like we both still abandoned him." She let out a shaky breath, then, realizing the rest of what Julie had said. "...The love of your life? Julie, I -- " she stammered, her heart sinking as her brain tried to comprehend that idea. She softened, stepping closer to the other girl. "...Julie, I did not know that. I just assumed that if you were living together and not together, that it was over for good. If I had known -- if Crannog had known, we would not be doing this. You should tell him you still have feelings."

Julie glared at Jac's eyeroll but didn't bother to correct her statement. She had an old ass wound to get off her chest and it was a little more important. "It felt like it when I was a kid, especially when you had so many brothers and all I had was my twin and my way more fragile little siblings. And an orchestra is much more interesting than whatever you did for years, so don't even start." Julie crossed her arms over her chest and stepped back when Jac softened and stepped closer in a way that was a lot less confrontational than she had. Julie knew how to do weird tense conversations with Jac, not whatever the other girl was trying to do right then. But then she couldn't help but let out a loud bitter laugh. "Crannog does know. I told him on New Year's and then he was making out with you a month later. So yeah, you are doing this with him knowing full well how I feel."

Jac didn't necessarily see what her having so many siblings had to do with Julie and Rainier's relationship, but she conceded anyway. "Juliette, you know that what you and Rainier have is irreplaceable. I could never take your spot and would never even try. I got a little overzealous with the realization that I'd found my soulmate, but I was also like -- five," she chuckled bitterly to herself as the walls seemed to come down between the two of them, which made the dropping of the bomb that Crannog knew of Julie's feelings fall even harder. "Oh," was all she could say for a second, finally letting her woman-brain do its worst in her head. "I really didn't know. Men, right?" She tried to joke, but knowing that both she and Julie felt so strongly for Crannog, just lumping him in with the shitty majority felt wrong. Even if it was true. "And here I thought you were just being a spoiled little princess who doesn't know how to let go of an old toy. I'm standing down. You two have something to work out, and I'm just complicating it." It stung to admit, but now that she knew Julie's side of the truth, it was necessary.

Julie rolled eyes this time and uncrossed her arms to flip her hair over her shoulder. "I know that now, Jacqueline. But I was like barely older than you and by the time logic had kicked in that it was a little psycho to always be pissed about my brother having a pal, I'd already made up a million other stupid petty reasons to hate you." Julie shrugged, her lips quirking up into a hint of a grin as she realized just how funny it all sounded out loud. And she almost laughed for real when Jac attempted to make a joke about Crannog. But since Julie did have something of a heart behind all the crazy, she did sort of feel bad for Jac in a way she'd probably feel gross about later. "I wouldn't give me that much credit. I'm totally a spoiled little princess who doesn't know how to let go of an old toy. But I think that old toy might just be my soulmate?" Julie had noticed that Jac's mention of Rainier as her soulmate didn't sound like something that wasn't true anymore and she didn't know exactly what she'd do with that information just yet, but she would think about it more if it ever came up again. "Thanks for stepping down, Jac." Julie said, testing out using Jac's nickname for the first time...ever? "I know the dick was probably bomb."

Jac noticed the twitch in Julie's smile and felt her own do the same. This was all so...stupid, now that they were fully adults. "Well I'm sure all one million couldn't have been made up. I do tend to -- I don't know, leave the lid peanut butter jar just oh-so slightly unscrewed?" She could think of a million reasons of her own to hate herself, definitely, but they were more introspective than funny. Her brows cocked up when Julie used the same terminology about Crannog that she had used about Rainier. Hearing it like that...Well, if she hadn't already stood down, she would've right then. Imagining, say -- one of the Lumos girls falling for Rainier...Just the thought nearly had her breaking out into hives. She almost placed a gentle hand on Julie's shoulder, but stopped short when she made the comment that fully sent her over the edge into laughter. Once the gut-busting subsided, Jac wiped the corners of her eyes where tears of hilarity had built up, and sighed. "....It kinda was, not gonna lie. But I'd prefer to have a clean conscience over all the 'bomb dick' in the world. And to finally have a moment with you where I don't feel like I'll leave with a knife somewhere in my body that wasn't there before."

Julie actually started to grin at Jac's response and shrugged. "Well I think your accent is a little cray sometimes but it's still not worth all the energy of hating you." Julie joked, now that they were trying to get along it was really nice to laugh together about silly shit and their now mutual ex's dick like gal pals. Like a little taste of what their lives could've been like for decades now if they'd had learned to share a little better. "I don't think I have anything on me tonight, so you would've been fine either way but yeah. I like not wanting to leave you with a knife somewhere in your body." Briefly Julie wondered if they should hug or something to really complete the moment, but then her gaze flicked up to Mairi again up at the DJ booth before returning to Jac's face. "Uh you wanna come say hi to Mairi? We should be going back home soon and she has soooorta been asking about you."

Jac laughed out loud this time, shrugging. "I will agree that my accent is pretty cray. You got me there," she nodded. This was nice -- she'd never thought about what it could be like with Julie without them hating each other. She almost made another quip about the knives before Julie mentioned Mairi. Her heart nearly burst at the mention of getting to say hi, and even more at the confirmation that she had, indeed, been asking about her. "Really?!" she asked gently with a sigh, gazing up at the little girl at the DJ booth. "I'd love that," she nodded in Julie's direction and, without thinking, threw her arms around her in a hug.

[tellywoodtrash]

suno chanda ep 3 lb

dj is me. so easily bribed with pizza.

lmao she’s sooooooo cute.

"aap kyun tension le rahi hain, meri behen toh khud chaar-paanch bando pe bhaari hai!”

i love how jiya’s bad bitch status is so firmly established in this household.

lmaoooooooo kinza’s reaction makes me lol every time. she really is from another planet compared to these karachi waale pagal.

pfffffffffft, yasir ne bas LSE ka prospectus ratta hua hai. who the fuck talks like this about a college they’ve personally been to?

ouff jiyaaaaa, so easily you fell for his palmistry bs.

aur is khabees ko dekho, kaise zoom maar maar ke photo kheench raha hai.

haaaayye arsal, dj isn’t even here, why are you taana maarofying him!

LOL PLAN TOH TERA HI HAI, AB KYUN YASIR PE BHADAK RAHA HAI KE USNE TERI BIWI KA HAATH PAKDA????

gosh, remember HOW well naeema-shahana used to get along? the show really blew that up to bitssssssssss. i know that they got back together in the last ep, but it still makes me sad how others really fucked that relationship up for a while.

ugh y dis fucker SO CUTE????????? i wanna spread him on a piece of toast and just eatttttttt him upppppppp.

sherry’s very ok with marrying some rando chick he’s never even seen or talked to. like.... ffs.

jiya please! stop confiding in this kinza meesni! she’s so chock full of negative vibes. 

lmao jiya is as impressed with arsal’s mba as i am. which is NOT AT ALL.

notice that jiya isn’t saying that haan main le loongi talaaq.

lol idhar kis baat ki payment ho rahi hai?

arsal beta, tu kaunsa mazdoori kar ke kamaata hai yeh paise, ki tu isko paison ki ehmiyat sikha raha hai????

LMAO I LOVE THESE TWO IDIOTS SO MUCH. HE WAS SO MAD AT DJ, PAR SELFIE MEIN TASHAN KI KOIIIIIIIII KAMI NAHI.

i love naeema’s bitch faces sooooooo much. really and truly!

bless nazaakat’s heart for always siding with jiya first.

NAEEMA IS SO DAMN SCARY JFC.

oh godddddddddd jhaapad time.

lmaoooooooooo nazaakat ke dramay and the way he swoooooned.

why is applying for a scholarship a bad thing???????

oh shit joota haath mein, run jiya run!

jfc the slapping!

lolololol this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

OMFG NAEEMA STOP SLAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!11

betaaaaaaji, kuch hi dino mein tu entirely different reason ke liye aise hi apne dil ko pakde ghoomega. tab dekhungi tujhe!

hahahahahahhaha jalal phupa’s face.

“woh kaunsi movie thi, woh kitne aadmi the?” “kidhar??????” “wohi, gabbar waali.” “hum dushman mulk ka phillum nahi dekhta.”

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

lmaooooooo the way she yelled at phupa too.

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT’S SHEER GLEE. AND PHUPA’S CONFUSION.

huma trying in vain to talk sense. cutie shush. tumhari logic ko sunne ya maanne waala koi nahi hai yahaan.

lol jiya’s sooooooooo entitled to whatever crap she subjects him to. matlab haq jamaane ki bhi hadh hoti hai!

UGH JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY.

like seriously, i loveeeeee how she plays so dirty with arsal, and gets mad when he even suggests retribution.

USSI SPEED MEIN HE’S FOLLOWING HER AROUND THE HOUSE.

hahahahahaha both their faces at kinza for being a fucking creep and not keeping apne kaam se kaam. YES. GOOD. DON’T LET THIS B GET BETWEEN YOU TWO.

OH SHUT UP MEESNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ew no don’t call her sweetheart!

UGH KINZA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

lel jiya getting madddddddddd.

le, now masooma wants a boy like arsal. just yesterday she was like “ugh what did they see in arsal????” make up your mind woman.

jalal phupa is dropping nothing but 100% truth about arsal’s nikkammapan.

jfc masooma. maayeka hai, hotel nahi.

“assi itthe langar khole hain?” lmaoooooooooo shahana!

UGH MASOOMA’S MEESNI WAYS. 

i like the jalal-shahana bonding. they’re both such overdramatic birdies.

lo, bete ka AMMMAAAAAA screaming of the day has started.

lmaooooooooooo jiya switched off his shower ka paani.

huma still trying to use her powers of logic and reasoning, which have no takers here.

notice she can’t imagine being married to anyone other than arsal. :)))

bijaan’s faith in men to accomplish absolutely anything is same as mine. which is zero point zero percent.

DJ YOU TINY PERV.

every time arsal calls dj “gonglu” (turnip), i get 3 months added to my lifespan. it’s the cutesttttt fucking nickname everrrrrrrrrr.

“arre beta, humari zindagi mein toh siyaahi hi siyaahi hai.”  lmaooooooooo

12 FOOT KA GRAHAN HAHAHAHAHAHHA

this chaand sighting waala drama between cities and countries every. single. year. is the most hilarious to me.

aww he let her take the paratha even though he opened the dish first.

jalal aur uske dramay shuru!

lmao the look arsal and amma exchanged. i love these two and their snark sooooooooo much.

arsal’s little smirky giggle at shanno saying jalal is just here to put nazar on their food, toooo cute!

THE AMOUNT ARSAL ENJOYS TORTURING POOR JALAL PHUPA!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaand aghaji and sherry are hereeeeeeee!

bijaan is me when i get guests in the house. ugh dafa ho sab ke sab.

BIJAAN MASSACRING MASOOMA AND HER FAKEASS MASOOMIYAT, LEL.

“khabees log zehmat hote hain, zehmat!” i need this embroidered on a pillow.

WHY IS JALAL SITTING AROUND PPL EATING IF HE’S SO TORTURED? masochism ki hadh.

lmao sherry’s confusion at this ainvayi ka roza.

UGH I HAAAAAAATE THIS GHUSAAYA HUA SHERRY/KINZA ROMANCE.

“hor kinna raasta chaahida tannu???” god i love shahana so much.

meanwhile these two mischievous monkeys are doing their worst to influence bijaan. so badlyyyyy.

“arre, main koi anarkali hoon jo mujhe deewar se lagayega koi????” lolololol

I LOVE THESE TWO DUMB ASSHOLES SO MUCH.

god this gift laana nonsense. the amount of money and luggage space we foreign-returns have to waste in this process. the worst.

aw sherry. you wee baby. come i adopt you. i’m your mom from today. aa mera bachcha. *holds him forever and ever*

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Adam Beyer’s music is synonymous with all that is exciting about electronic music today. Having emerged as the figure head of the hugely prolific Swedish techno scene Beyer has now confirmed his position as a globally recognized DJ and producer, headlining the world’s finest events week in week out. His acclaimed Drumcode label has been at the cutting edge of club music for well over a decade; now for the first time Adam takes to the airwaves with a new weekly radio show. Featuring exclusive live performances, cutting edge studio mixes, artist profiles and previews of exciting material on the Drumcode labels, this show is set to be a sure fire hit with electronic music fans worldwide.

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Adam Beyer’s music is synonymous with all that is exciting about electronic music today. Having emerged as the figure head of the hugely prolific Swedish techno scene Beyer has now confirmed his position as a globally recognized DJ and producer, headlining the world’s finest events week in week out. His acclaimed Drumcode label has been at the cutting edge of club music for well over a decade; now for the first time Adam takes to the airwaves with a new weekly radio show. Featuring exclusive live performances, cutting edge studio mixes, artist profiles and previews of exciting material on the Drumcode labels, this show is set to be a sure fire hit with electronic music fans worldwide.

Ksmisk – Vesta (intro) Marco Bailey – Fat Rhythm Marco Faraone – Frog Face (Gene Richards Jr Jackin’ Cut) Buitrago – La Bete Hertz Collision & Gene Richards Jr – Hood Thang Avision – Send Off Ackermann – Check Dat Marco Faraone – Our Freedom Marco Faraone – Orbital Vinicius Honorio – Heartbeat (Marcal Remix) S-File – Work it Niceteed – Leben Kmyle – Dephn Marco Faraone – Magic Sunset Marco Faraone – Burn Down

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Luiz "Thunderbird" Fernando Duarte (São Paulo, 8 de abril de 1961), também conhecido como Thunder, é um músico, apresentador e ex-VJ da MTV Brasil. Desde 1986, é integrante da banda Devotos de Nossa Senhora Aparecida. Em parceria com o jornalista Mauro Beting, está escrevendo sua biografia (ainda sem nome, a ser lançada em 2019). Em 2008, ele lançou o Thunderview, um programa na internet de entrevistas que foi ao ar até 2011, quando retornou para a MTV.[1] Seu apelido veio após a criação da banda Devotos de Nossa Senhora Aparecida, em que achava o nome FThunderbird, do automóvel Ford Thunderbird, "bacana".[2] Apesar de suas passagens por outras emissoras, ficou marcado por seu trabalho na MTV Brasil. Tinha um notório bordão: "se é que você me entende", reproduzido até mesmo por um personagem da TV Colosso inspirado em Thunder: o "Thunderdog", homenagem de Luiz Ferré, diretor do programa.[2] Luiz Fernando Duarte nasceu no bairro Cambuci centro de São Paulo, SP.[2] Logo após, se mudou para São Bernardo do Campo.[2] Entrou na Faculdade Metodista de Odontologia aos 17 anos, em 1979. Se formou aos 21 anos e trabalhou na área até 1987. Em 1985 formou a banda Aerosow que durou apenas 6 meses. No mesmo ano formou os Neocínicos. Na sexta feira Santa de 1986 formou os Devotos de Nossa Senhora Aparecida. A banda existe até hoje com cinco discos lançados. De 1987 a 1990 trabalhou como redator publicitário, nas agências Afinal Propaganda e JDP Publicidade. Em 1990 inaugura a MTV, apresentando Lado B. #djpirraca #bday @luizthunderbird (em DJ Pirraça) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-uBiSqlo7r/?igshid=7cex7t1as9o0

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10 passeios gratuitos para curtir o fim de semana em SP ❤

A cena cultural não para nunca! Durante o fim de semana, SP recebe tantos eventos incríveis que fica até difícil de escolher… Mas para te ajudar nessa missão, a Agenda Catraca Livre, em parceria com a Tegra Incorporadora, apresenta uma seleção de rolês sem erro! Vamos lá?

#DicaCatraca: sabemos que existem casos de Coronavírus confirmados em SP, então aproveite o evento com consciência, lave as mãos sempre, use álcool gel, e ao tossir ou espirrar, use o antebraço para cobrir a boca 😉

Separe o look, chame os amigos, amigas, crush e a família, porque as dicas são para todos os gostos. Aqui você só encontra passeio cultural, lindo, grátis ou baratinho!

Bora descobrir o melhor do fim de semana em SP?

Confira a seleção Catraca Livre + Tegra Incorporadora: 

Vai na Fé! Na Patuá Discos

Já imaginou curtir uma festa numa loja de discos? Fundada por dois DJs, Ramiro Z. e Paulão, a Patuá Discos é uma das lojas de disco de vinil mais legais e interessantes de SP! Ponto de encontro de artistas, DJs e amantes de música e discos, a casa localizada na Vila Madalena conta ainda com uma pequena e acolhedora pista de dança, que, em algumas datas, abriga a festa “Vai na Fé!”

Na sexta-feira, o mestre João Donato e seu filho Donatinho fazem o lançamento do compacto “Surreal” (editado no Japão), uma das faixas do álbum “Sintetizamor”, lançado pela dupla em 2017. Além de sessão de autógrafos, a noite conta ainda com o DJ set Baile da Pesada, em que Donatinho mistura clássicos da música brasileira com soul & funk americanos… O puro creme!

Quando? 13 de março, das 18h às 22h Onde? Patuá Discos | Rua Fidalga, 516 – Vila Madalena Quanto? Grátis

Para saber tudinho sobre o evento, clique aqui!

Baile Latino no Sesc Avenida Paulista

Baile latino que, com a DJ Gabriela Pensanuvem e o DJ Rafael Telefone, percorre a música tradicional e contemporânea produzida nos países latino-americanos.

Quando? 14 de março, a partir das 20h30 Onde? Sesc Avenida Paulista | Avenida Paulista, 119 – Bela Vista Quanto? Grátis – retirada de ingressos 1h antes, no térreo

Para saber tudo do evento, clique aqui.

“Frida Kahlo – Viva La Vida” na Mooca

Depois do grande sucesso de público e crítica, com temporada esgotada antes mesmo da estreia, o espetáculo “Frida Kahlo – Viva La Vida” volta a SP em curta temporada no Mês da Mulher!

O espetáculo apresenta a mulher humanizada com suas dores, amores e vontade de vivar la vida. O público encontra no palco uma Frida (1907-1954) sofrida, mas também exultante com o prazer de estar viva: pintar, cozinhar e amar. Além de se divertir com seu próprio humor cáustico.

Quando? Até 29 de março | Sábados, às 21h; Domingos, às 19h Onde? Teatro Arthur Azevedo | Av Paes de Barros, 955 – Mooca Quanto? Grátis – retirada de ingressos com 1h de antecedência

Para saber mais sobre o espetáculo, clique aqui ❤

francisco, el hombre no Sesc Dom Pedro II

Em seu show, a francisco, el hombre apresenta a mistura de gêneros, sonoridades e aprendizados que deram origem ao seu novo disco, o “Rasgacabeza”.

A apresentação, que conta com participação da maravilhosa Mariana Aydar, expurga vivências e urgências por meio de canções deste novo trabalho, mas traz também as músicas do antecessor “Soltasbruxas”, de 2016.

Quando? 14 de março, às 18h Onde? Sesc Parque Dom Pedro II | Praça São Vito, s/n – Brás Quanto? Grátis

Para saber mais sobre o show, clique aqui ❤

Orquestra Livre de Rabecas

A Orquestra Livre de Rabecas traz dezenas de rabecas unidas, ao lado de percussões, harmonias e coros para fazer releituras de grandes mestres da cultura brasileira, além de homenagens ao povos e culturas tradicionais do mundo que construíram a riqueza cultural da humanidade.

Dentre as missões do projeto está a conexão e divulgação do trabalho de mestres da cultura popular, como: Mestre Luiz Paixão, Mestre Zé Pereira, Edmílson do Pife, Nélson da Rabeca, Cláudio Rabeca, Jefferson Leite, além de encontros com referências da música brasileira contemporânea, tais como, Carlos Malta, Thomas Rohrer, Renata Rosa e Ricardo Herz.

Quando? 14 de março, a partir das 17h Onde? Sesc Guarulhos | R. Guilherme Lino dos Santos, 1200 – Jardim Flor do Campo Quanto? Grátis

Saiba mais detalhes aqui e bora curtir o fim de semana em SP ❤

Yayá Massemba: Samba de Mulher (BA)

Formada exclusivamente por mulheres, a banda Yayá Massemba vem diretamente da Chapada Diamantina apresentar uma sonoridade que se compromete com a ancestralidade, espiritualidade e resistência da cultura negra.

O show traz canções autorais em que revelam a forte conexão das compositoras com as tradições da cultura popular baiana, além de releituras de mestras do samba da Bahia como Dona Aurinda, Dona Dalva e Dona Bete; e compositores baianos como Roberto Mendes, Roque Ferreira e Os Tincoãs.

Quando? 14 de março, às 17h Onde? Sesc Santo Amaro | Rua Amador Bueno, 505 – Santo Amaro Quanto? Grátis

Clique aqui e saiba tudo sobre o evento

Vem pro Triângulo – Mulheres

Grandes mulheres da história do Brasil e do Mundo vão te levar para uma viagem no tempo na história da cidade, tendo como foco o Triângulo SP!

Entre os nomes que serão lembradas ao longo do tour de cerca de uma hora pelo centro estão: Inezita Barroso e a cantora Marcia, Índia Bartira, Dona Veridiana Prado, Luiza Galvão Lopes, Domitila de Castro Canto e Melo, a Marquesa de Santos, Nicolina Vaz, Tereza Toledo Lara, Nair Bello, Maria Pia Matarazzo e as gringas Ella Fitzgerald e a Rainha Elizabeth.

Quando? Até 29 de março,às 11h, às 13h e às 15h30 Onde? O tour começa na Praça Antonio Prado, passando pelo Edifício Martinelli, o Vale do Anhangabaú, até a Avenida São João Quanto? Grátis – reserva de ingressos antecipada pelo site

Para descobrir tudo, clique aqui. 

Vivência: como utilizar o mindfulness na vida cotidiana

Bora acalmar o coração? Erika Rodrigues, Master Coach em Yoga e Ayurveda, apresenta técnicas que aprendeu quando trabalhou no Nepal, morou com monges na Índia, visitou a aldeia Maasai na África e estudou meditação nos EUA.

O objetivo é fazer o público desapegar do estilo de vida acelerado e reaprender a respirar, colocar os pés no chão, fechar os olhos e sentir a vida de uma maneira diferente.

A vivência rola na aconchegante Casa Tegra, um cantinho pet friendly, com wi-fi gratuito, café e água self service, e, pra completar, uma agenda cultural intensa!

Quando? 14 de março, a partir das 10h30 Onde? Casa Tegra | Rua Oscar Freire, 1.009 – Jardins Quanto? Grátis – reserva de ingressos online

Clique aqui e confirme presença no evento!

“Nas Terras de Kublai Khan” 

Marola é uma personagem que adora contar histórias, até que um dia vai parar acidentalmente no palco de um teatro no momento em que dois artistas iniciam seu ensaio para o espetáculo “Nas Terras de Kublai Khan”.

Atraída pela ideia de se tornar uma artista, tenta permanecer no ensaio e contar suas histórias ao público, mas é afastada do palco. Volta disfarçada e passa a encenar as incríveis viagens de seu amigo Marco Pólo às terras do imperador Kublai Khan, na China, passando a fazer parte do ensaio.

No desenvolvimento da narrativa, elementos simples ganham nova significação: tecidos se transformam em mares bravios, cestos em arcas mágicas de onde se pode até voltar no tempo

Um lindo espetáculo!

Quando? 14 e 15 de março, às 16h Onde? Sesc 24 de Maio | Rua 24 de Maio, 109 – Centro Quanto? Grátis

Para saber tudinho sobre o evento, clique aqui!

Anelis Assumpção no Centro Cultural Olido

Anelis Assumpção apresenta seu premiado show “Taurina” no Centro Cultural Olido!

Premiado como Melhor Disco de 2019 pelo Superjuri do Premio Multishow e considerado um dos melhores shows do ano pelo Guia Folha 2018, “Taurina” é um convite à poesia!

Depois de um ano dedicado aos 70 anos de Itamar Assumpção, seu pai, Anelis mata as saudades do seu disco homônimo e realiza um show aberto ao público, no coração de São Paulo ♥

Quando? 15 de março, das 19h às 21h Onde? Centro Cultural Olido | Avenida São João, 473 – Centro Quanto? Grátis

Para saber tudinho sobre o evento, clique aqui!

O fim de semana em SP não está MARAVILHOSO?! Dá bobeira não e aproveite, só não esqueça de se conscientizar antes de sair de casa: 

Veja também: Quais os cuidados para prevenir o novo coronavírus

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