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[shiverhohojiro]

Acht's bizarre grandfest

[epicawesomewin-art2]

grandkids said they can't argue or they'll get kicked out :(

[throwupgirl]

thank u megan thee stallion for your song about jerking it to lezzy porn and passing out. no one is doing it like you <3

[beebox-illustrations]

I‘m so happy for them!!!!❤️❤️❤️

[lucidpeech]

making sure that eyeliner is SHARp (im sorry) really fun commission for shadow___hoe on twt! <3 love dj shart shenanigans

[justanothersquidblog]

Drew this cute little doodle after twitter really liked my take that this was so them. I love Callie and Peepaw Octavio.

[pocoyitos]

OCTAVIO BEING A SPLATLING MAIN WAS THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ME

[skizabaa]

The newest member of the DJ crew! A... Furby?

[sundaebite]

theyre on their 3rd divorce or smth idk

[ziriii]

princess shart <3

[dr-spectre]

So i was doing my daily visit to Inkipedia, the goated wiki. And i was looking at the Deepsea Metro page and HOLY SHIT.

So THAT'S where this image of Agent 3 comes from! I knew it was from the Haikara Walker but i had no idea about this "Low Water Party."

And.... WHAT?!?!

DJ Octavio and Callie attended the party... TOGETHER!??! AND MARIE DIDN'T COME EITHER!? This party takes place AFTER Octo Expansion btw and not during it, Octo Expansion and Splatoon 2's hero mode are theorized to be happening at the same time or at least very close to one and another. So this party cannot be occurring when Callie was hypnotized. Holy shit.... They are on good terms? They just go to parties together?!?

Finally... More evidence for my "Callie willingly left with Octavio because she was mentally unwell and wanted an escape from her busy and lonely life, and hypnosis isn't mind control and brainwashing and people don't fully get how hypnosis works" propaganda! GAHAHAHA!!!!!

They are fucking party animals. Callie and her old ass 100+ year old second octopus grandpa.

[gale-dekarios]

okay, no shade, but youre missing out on SO much good characters moments if your girlbossify the bg3 women too much. i get it, they're big, strong, badass, but they are, like all bg3 companions, incredibly cringe in their own ways that i think we could stand to appreciate more.

lae'zel throws the worlds biggest meltdown anytime you do anything not directly related to the githyanki creche, only to almost get her shit immediately rocked. lae'zel on modern day stan twitter would be a shitshow and you cant convince me otherwise. and thats before we even mention her fighting you in act two and then immediately crying about it. babygirl its okay, we were only playing. AND TRYING TO KISS HER IN PUBLIC?? she acts big and bad in act 1, fighting rough with you the entire time, but as soon as you ask her for a little kiss? immediate embarrassment. she could absolutely wreck my shit, but shes still a meow meow.

shadowheart is just fantasy catholic. she gets mad if you pick up a statue of selûne bc shes just that catholic. dyes her hair white in a desperate emo crisis of faith moment. recites smut in public. makes jokes that land incredibly flat. is acting way cooler and more chill than she actually is to hide the fact that shes scared. SHE CHOSE THE NAME SHADOWHEART. need i say more?

karlach may be cringe but she is free, i will give her this. she gets the zoomies. she almost blows up a firework shop with her in it because shes so excited. she has a teddy bear called clive. she hasnt read a book since secondary school. she does a little dancy dance if you leave her alone for too long. her inner monologue is just about how horny she is for most people. bisexual failgirl. i love her.

and then the biggest cringefail of them all, minthara. the fact that she absolutely cannot see that every companion at camp actually does grow to really like, love, and respect her bc shes expecting treachery (bc thats what SHE would have done) is as sad as it is just a liiiiittle bit funny. darling. my wife. people like and care about you. not to mention the fact that shes been poisoning you the entire time shes been travelling with you???? cant communicate for the life of her. regularly threatens to kill you but then gets mad if you die. emotionally stunted loserbabe. we will have a july wedding........

what im SAYING isnt that the girls ARENT badass and compotent and cool, what im SAYING is that the lads shouldnt have a monopoly on complexity and depth. you get me?

[sango-blep]

little bonus DJ Shadowheart from last nights nonsense

[lisa-russell]

XD lololololololol

[nyancrimew]

next week my wife (@sajjji) and i are going to be playing our very first live dj mix for the first 'meow meow :3'* of the year at Klub Kegelbahn in lucerne (switzerland)!!! come dance to our queer weirdo internet music with us ^-^

more info here or on kalixys' instagram

*our most favorite party series ever

[shiverhohojiro]

Important info I haven't seen anyone else talking about when it comes to the old man yaoi booth: the little Callie and Marie standees in there on Craig's side

Of course, they're both right next to the Squid Sisters merch booth...

Also seen in both screenshots but Octavio is actually grating wasabi normally and not as a DJing move for once.