#dizzybrizzy

[thedemon-crowley]

Briz here//

Congratulations you’ve been living rent free in my head for over a year!

New record-! Gold Star 🌟 [you’ve been booped with a gold star, CONGRATULATIONS!]

Thank you! Glad to be living somewhere rent free

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

Finally got around to designing my sona, Briza!

She’s a silly little thing.

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

I HAVE GLOWSTICKS TAKE EM

*eyes wide with wonder* you!!! have the swords!!!! ohmygod, that's so awesome!! do you right with them?? or just cut fruit? your fruit looks so yummy by the way. I have a glowstick crown *points at head* I love it, glowsticks are so much fun I GLOW IN THE DARK NOW - @mason-the-bee-dude

Hi! Yes, I do have a lot of swords. I can fight with all of them, but right now I'm just using them for cutting the fruit. No reasons to fight have popped up. Yet.

Oh! Feel free to help yourself to the fruit, by the way. There's lots of it.

Wait, who was passing out glowsticks? @a-very-questionably-unstable-box Briz! I want a glow stick!

[thedemon-crowley]

// Hi hello, Briz here.

DO DEMONS HAVE SOULS? Asking for a friend-

Excellent question!

I don’t know if celestial beings have souls. But, since I can’t get in any more trouble than I already have:

@the-almighty-god do we (demons especially) have souls?

[thedemon-crowley]

//Hold on- you’re venomous? Telling me if you bite me I die?

Well…er. Heh. I’m not actually sure.

Let’s see if I can remember what Aziraphale said.

The snake I most closely resemble is the Red Bellied Black Snake. Now, no deaths have been recorded, but a bite from one will make you pretty bloody ill - you might even lose a finger if that’s where you’re bitten.

Having said that, I’m also a demon…so who knows what my venom might do, really! Never tested it.

[thedemon-crowley]

Though seriously, I owe you for saving my butt back there

Oh, it’s nothing, really! You encouraged plenty of greed - least I can do as a demon!

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

[you have been given all sorts of colors on those areas!!!]

ALSO- illegal fireworks or two?

Would you like some glowsticks?

SICK! yes please strap them to my windscreen wipers. I wanna rave!

[thedemon-crowley]

Fuck God! [Insert Birthday Hat HERE]

Happy existence! Or as some people say-!

HAPPY WOMB EJECTION DAY

Is…is it my birthday?

You know I was never ejected from anywhere, right? At least, not to my memory!

[thedemon-crowley]

Don’t think i’ve seen this silly goose drunk inna minute!

ENSUE CHAOS!!!! [Hands him more Wine!!!!]

WAHEYYYY!!

Aziraphale is downstairs reading, so the upstairs is subject to aaaaaalllll my drunken chaos! (not too much tho, he'll string me up by my ankles if I muck up his flat)

[thedemon-crowley]

You can certainly offer.

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

would you like some illegal fireworks and glowsticks?

*A couple hours later, the DJ's mixing console, the banner, the smoke machine and a ring of logs doused in petrol around the cottage are all in place. By hand... Stupid miracle blocker, but oh well. Burnt Farm Cottage is now the perfect party location.*

Good job, @bentleysbeetle . I think we've got everything. @puck-the-devil wanted to bring food, @janeway-lover bringing snacks, her sword and fruit, someone from Canada @breakawayresin is bringing hotdogs, @samael-your-guardian-angel bringing plants, @a-very-questionably-unstable-box is bringing glowsticks and itself, @echo-morningstar and @imthebentley are bringing more music...

Oh, before I forget it, here's your script for later.

*hands over ransom note*

Shall we summon the guests?

[thedemon-crowley]

[She peeks in, she’s holding a book of sorts]

Still a cat?

Nope! No longer a cat - whatcha got there?

[thedemon-crowley]

//Love how the conversation about Leonardo went to either the following:

1. The Misspelling of Da Vinci as “De Vinci” somehow spiraling to FRANCE.

2. Accusations of you Vavooming Leonardo.

Well what can I say?

1. Nobody expects the French Inquisition.

2. It was a mutual vavooming.

[thedemon-crowley]

//Got a tattoo yesterday- THE TATTOO ARTIST HAD THIS IN HER LITTLE TATTOO CORNER!

I need to purchase this immediately…

[thedemon-crowley]

//Briz

Ya got me there. Though I was expected to at least get scolded.

Oh, yeah! About that!

@theangel-aziraphale

[thedemon-crowley]

//QUICK- WHAT’S THE GREATEST THING MAN KIND CAME UP WITH?

CAR?!?!?