#divorced scarian au

[scarabies-real]

THE FAMILY LORE WORLDBUILDINH IN DIVORCED SCARIAN IS SOOOOOOOO

LiKE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FOD OH TIDYSKHROWVSOWHEOHWOSEPEJ

HOWWW AM I EVER MEANT TO EV NOTNALAGAIN. BOW AM I EVER MEANT TO BE NOTMAL AGAIN HOW CAN I EVER BE NOTMAL

That’s the great thing about my writing and AU ideas! You’re not supposed to be normal ever again :]

[mambodork]

Early days :3 theyre losers who cant do anything right but atleasg they have each other . 😮‍💨

Masterpost

[anxiouspotionofgloom]

What's this? Another vampire fic? Oh well

Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar (4.5k words, 1/1)

Vampire AU, Vampire Bites, Exes to Lovers

If Scar listens carefully, he can almost hear the other's teeth grind together in a painful creak - Grian had always tended to turn towards anger when he felt trapped, caged dog lashing out teeth first, and this time was no exception. "Why are you so calm about this?" He shrugs. "I figured I'd wait until they return to check on the bloodbath… and then I'd kill them." "And if they’re stronger than you?" Scar lifts an eyebrow, in the exact way he knows will get under Grian's skin. "Well then I'll be dead, and I won't have to worry about it." "You are so-" Grian's first words get swallowed, and then spat back a little differently. "insufferable!" The worn elastic of his patience snaps under the dual weight of hunger and frustration, combining into a hot venomous blade of words. "And you're the coward who left his partner of two years behind without giving a single reason why, but you don't see me yelling about it."

[fountainpenguin]

"... Oh, thank you; that's very sweet... But my husband's waiting in the minecar."

"Who's Crazy?" / "My Psychopharmacologist and I" (x)

Bonus Panels:

[ilexdiapason]

“Pearl,” says Smajor, settling down on the edge of Pearl’s bed gingerly, as if it might burst into flames at any moment, “now that we’re friends, I have decided to make you my new project.” Pearl frowns at him. “You really don’t have to do that.” “I know,” Scott beams in response, and those perfect pearl-white teeth gleam with it. “That’s what makes me so nice.”

[funkily]

seriously i love biggri so much i WISH they werent cheaters that would make my job so much easier

[map1e-1stru3]

@mambodork’s Scarian divorce fantasy AU fanart <Grian takes Jimmy flying>

I loved drawing Grian’s design, I love wings <3 also the new style was fun. It also took 6 hours of my life, finished all in the same day. Please leave a heart on this please.

[mcytblr-confessions]

I really like the scarian ship and I’m tired of people getting mad at me for liking it leave me alone 🙁

Desert duo is amazing they are like an old couple who owns a cafe they divorced once and got back together again

If only people could see my scarian au where they are older like 40-50 years and own their own little cafe and have an old 90s house and hey sit on their front lawn in their rocking chairs with their cats in their laps 🙁🙁🙁

If only people saw them this way hey would understand 😔😔😔

.

[good-chimes]

i BEG you to post the scarian divorce fic on ao3 i was literally cry-laughing at it at points

The fic masterpost I have been failing to do for several months now:

The Divorce of the Century - Comedy courtroom divorce drama (scarian)

THE BIOCURIOSITY FILES - Lab AU where Bdubs breaks all his fellow creatures out of a scientific testing facility, comedy/adventure (Bdubs dating everyone)

THE H.T.G.Y. FILES - Lab AU where Cub breaks Scar out of the same testing lab, adventure (Convex kinda but can be read as platonic)

Dead Heat - Comedy Great British Bakeoff AU (scarian, ethubs)

The Government Institute for Ghost Supervision - GIGS phasmaphobia, comedy (no ships)

Oh and the Grand Unified Scarian Theory for a meta story of how Hermitcraft canon details since s6 can be woven into a solid headcanon of these two (fictional) characters dating. Not because it's true, but because narrative is fun!

[loneycorner]

Have you heard of...

Popstar grian x fan scar?

Scarian when scar is Ariana Griande's biggest fan and then they fall in love

Omg I didn't even consider celebrity aus ahhh

Well, part two since I received a lot of attention for my scarian aus post and decided if you guys wanted more lmao

Celebrity x fan scarian

Celebrity grian x bodyguard scar

Celebrity scarian but they're both fans of each other

Zookeeper scarian

Isekaied scarian (both or one)

Human x creature/hybrid scarian

Life series x hermitcraft scarian

Gods scarian

God x mortal scarian

Royality scarian

Religious scarian

Vampire scar x vampire hunter grian

High school/college scarian

Married scarian

DIVORCED scarian (/silly)

[d0not-disturb]

So, I have a whole ass explanation for EVERYTHING. (My AU)

so, way back before the first season of Hermitcraft even existed, hell, a HUNDRED years before that~

It was modern days as you and me knew it (excluding the fact that there were like... Elves and vampires and shit like that.)

But... The Watchers saw how no one believed in them, so they granted Grian powers and made him one of them, the porpoise being that he would start a Watchers cult... He was the chosen one lol.

So Grian did just that (It also explains how, in my universe, Jimmy and Gria n are siblings but Jimmy ain't a god.) Then very few people caught on, those being all the Hermitcraft and Empires members as you know them.

The plan being is that everyone in that cult was given immortality whilst non-believers died in the apocalypse. So that's exactly what happened. And in their immortality, they lost the ability to have children, that's why it's only them even now.

It took a very long time to rebuild society, but they eventually settled. Way over on one side was Hermit Town, while all the way on the other side was all the Empires... And I'm the middle, was the Life Trails.

The life Trials are literally just the Life series. The Watchers saw how some of the people were lagging behind, so they created Third Life. In that they would place them there to complete their trial - to win.

The Watchers temporarily erased their memories, but they had all their muscle memory and survival skills... They just didn't remember. (Grian is one of the people, he only has powers... If you're lost.)

That's how double life worked, because the soulbinding was true! (Dw, I'll prove Scarian wrong in a moment.) Example, Tango x Jimmy.... Uhh... Yeah it only really worked on them hehe.

The Watchers didn't use their true soul mates for the trials, they used who they needed. So instead of relationship building, it was learning to deal with others shit (Scarian) or... Learning how to cope with difficult situations (divorce quartet)

And they they gave the memories back once the trials were done, (including life series memories) so they would learn from those situations.

So with Empires and Hermit Town being in the same universe, The Rift is really just teleportation rather than universe hopping.

Also I think Xornoth (however you spell it) could be a banned Watcher/Fallen Angel whatever... Also evil x could be xisuma possessed by xornoth... idk. Just brainstorming in this bit.

Why did some members die if they were immortal you ask? Well, they choose when to move on... To Lavender.

(Lavender was a bs name I made for watchers heaven on the spot...)

Autism diagnosis dropping when?

[scarabies-real]

Oh my godph y god oh my god

That one post. that one post about like Grian and Scar Hating each other but their families are fucking FREAKS so they’re miserable. BROO bro bro bro oh my god bro dude dude dude bro oh my god dude dude bro man broski fella man pal homie dude.

IM SO ILL OHER IT

IM SO ILL

IM SOOOO ILLL

LIKE OH MY GOD DUDE DUOSBROSB RUSPTHOEHROEHEKEHWPBOWBEPAHSOE I ACTUALLY CANT FUNCTION CORRECTLY IM SO INSANE. IM SO CRAZY BONKERS OVER THIS

HBDBFHDHEHJSKDKSBSBJFKDJAHABBDBD I think this is my most favorite ask I’ve ever gotten I woke up and saw it and literally started wheezing this is so funny. Literally me though, it’s my fic and I’m so unhinged and feral about it all the time. I keep making it Worse on Purpose just like scarian do to each other

I have a Feeling you may also enjoy another AU of mine that I’m working on, the scarian superhero AU “Firebug” :]

Anyways thank you for the asks this was genuinely so lovely to wake up to and has helped me with motivation to write this fic soon!!

[mambodork]

The stupid scarian fantasy divorce au masterpost

Yeahg. Scarian but they're like in a fantasy world and super duper old and also (this is the juicy part) DIVORCED !! Jimmy is also here, we love him

☆ Quick intro post

☆ Magic system & additional designs

☆ Random doodles

☆ Early days

☆ fic (incoming)

Tags:

☆ Main tag

☆ Asks

[lillypad-monopoly]

Hi I'm Sorrel, and I've run out of ideas for a cool intro post. As stated I will be screaming into the void about the life series and its ships, mainly boat boys/smalletho and desert duo/scarian.

I mainly watch Grian, Scott, Martyn, Etho, and Joel's POV of the Life Series because I like their content styles best (though I have watched a good amount of Cleo, Gem and Pearl's episodes and I have watched all the winners POVs), so that's the stuff I'm most familiar with. I'll watch everybody's POVs someday but today is not that day.

Obviously I'm mainly into the life series, but I'm trying to get into Hermitcraft again after not having watched it since season 6 (I'm currently watching Grian's S10). I am very much not up to date with and not nearly as obsessed with the HC lore but I might talk about it occasionally. I don't follow any other SMPs the gang have done, though I have plans to start watching Lizzie's Empires.

I'm a smalletho and scarian girlie first but there are other ships I like too and I've made a fun little list. If it's not on here assume I don't ship it. That being said, I also love platonic dynamics a lot! Talk to me about any platonic dynamics!

Treebark

Flower Husbands

Ranchers/Solidaritek

Scott/Martyn

Divorced Cletho

Queerplatonic Scott/Cleo

Third Life Queerplatonic Cledubs

Last Life tragic Ethubs

Here are my boat boys fics if you want to take a look, just copy and paste the link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4385929

Feel free to send asks! I LOVE talking about my fics and headcanons and theories and AUs!

With that out of the way, lets get into the PSA Section (which you should read)

THIS IS NOT RPF. I am shipping the characters in their context, NOT the actual creators behind them, and I don't intend any disrespect. That being said, if you are Martyn, Pearl, Gem, Scott, Joel, or another CC that has a tumblr I don't know about, please do not interact/proceed for both of our mental wellbeing. I don't want to be perceived by you in this context and you probably don't want to know what I have to say about your Minecraft character.

IF I MADE A WEIRD POST: I like to put on my conspiracy hat about this series for fun and joke around about how benign things have to be a coded reference to the lore or fanon or whatever. It's all in good fun and I know that's not the intended meaning the majority of the time. Being an unhinged fangirl is just fun for me and I do in fact realize the obvious reason something happens is usually the only one.

If you figure out my main/I follow you on my main no you don't this is my only blog.

[erstwhilesparrow]

double life fic recs

organized by session! (i.e., fics under session 4 will have spoilers up to and including session 4, fics under session 5 will have spoilers for session 5, etc.)

session 1:

these old ghosts; Thunderbirds_and_Lightning - Team Rancher Pacific Rim AU. Brutally sad, but also features: a terrific action sequence, gorgeous prose, unspeakable grief about Flower Husbands, and incredible jaeger and kaiju names.

the right thing; sparxwrites - Cleo and Scott talk the night after the first session. Short and tender and sort of a character study for all of Divorce Quartet despite the other two not being there. Joe Hills, despite also not being there, is a significant presence, which I think really elevates the whole experience.

session 2:

all is fair in love and war but i can't fight with you anymore; wizardlover - Scarian angst with a happy ending. Scar isn't stupid and also he should be allowed to go apeshit. The author is correct on both counts about this. Works out to be very sweet. (Psst. This author does great Scarian just in general -- it is worth checking out the other works in the series this fic is in!)

Detail of the Fire; canarydarity - Team Rancher hurt/comfort, patching each other up after the fire. This one feels a little like walking slowly through an art gallery -- lingering on beautiful / stately / lonely images. Inspired by a Richard Siken poem and does fun things with excerpts from the poem.

those were kinder times; SurrealSupernaturalist - Team Rancher Actually-Ranchers-Not-In-A-Death-Game AU! They escape to a farm and go on a healing arc that is nearly 10k words long. Incredibly sweet, domestic, and warm, plus angst about Jimmy as Omen of Misfortune.

session 3:

[When BigB returned from his rendezvous with Grian,]; orangeocelotmartyn - Ren and Bigb go red and figure out that this isn't going to work. They eat golden apples about it. Very good for Bigb and Ren talking about their relationship! Parting ways basically amicably! Realizing the soulmate thing is bullshit and they can and will pursue what they want!

under my skin?; Sixteenthdays - The soulbound pairs discover that their partnerships are literally, physically changing them. Features snapshot scenes from every soulbound pair as they attempt to cope with this change to varying degrees of success. A total delight all around.

you're the fool, i'm just as well; honeyblock - Pearl gets sick. Scott attempts to soldier through the effects this is having on him to deal with her. Contains: really fun / creative / piercing turns of phrase, Scott and Pearl doing that thing where it feels like they almost understand each other and then everything falls apart again, soulbonds being upsetting.

to catch a secret soulmate; wormcity - The entire server gets looped in on an attempt to find Bigb's secret soulmate. Bets are made, shenanigans are had, the sitcom energy is through the roof. Incredible character voices, and also just generally really fucking funny.

rainy day; whatcaniwriteinthis - It's a rainy day on the Double Life server, and people are waiting it out, or finding ways to occupy themselves, or reflecting on the game so far. The narration style is lots of fun, and it perfectly captures the vibes of hanging out somewhere during a torrential downpour in the late afternoon.

session 4:

[Once a week, the double life players each get one phone call to someone in the outside world.]; dmwrites - The Double Life players make off-world phone calls after session four. They gossip, or pass along life updates, or share blueprints for death machines. Hilarious, and also makes me so goddamn sad about ZombieCleo.

Soulmate-Things With Other People; savannah_owl - During the Homewreckers's pool party, people sneak off in pairs to, shall we say, hang out without their soulmates. There are good times had all around. Features relationships from Third Life, Hermitcraft, and Last Life. (savannah_owl also just has a bunch of really good Double Life fic? Worth taking a look!)

session 5:

hit the ground running; jelliegiggle, rosycheeked - Scar and Grian have a talk at Bigb's grave. Bigb is not, of course, physically there, but it is very much a fic where someone's absence is distinct and palpable. Really really good Desertduo Being Sad And Complicated And Intertwined.

session 6:

[The room is a dim basement room.]; theminecraftbee - Pearl and Scott have a bad time. Superhero AU, featuring a clandestine meeting between two people who hate each other and have no one else who will ever know them the same way. Months after reading it, I'm still obsessed with this one.

and by resilient i mean which holds; TheYesterdayShow - Martyn and Cleo have a bad time. Canon divergent: Cleo and Martyn survive to the end, and wind up talking about what they were supposed to mean to each other and what happens next. Absolutely brilliant characterization for both of them.

sugar, we're going down swinging; BananasofThorns - Etho and Joel have a-- Wait. [checks notes] Okay, honestly, they seem like they're having a fine time. Canon divergence where after outliving every other pair, Boat Boys fight to the bloody death. It's incredibly pretty and perfectly paced.

[ilexdiapason]

of course i miss scarian wicked au. i miss scar introducing himself and grian looking him in the eye and going "fitting" and then slapping his hand over his mouth. i miss jimmy as boq. i miss how slaying him and taking the enchanter has huuuuge wicked vibes. i miss mumbo fiyero because he was so cuties. i miss the grey chapter where they do as long as youre mine. but divorce quartet wicked au is a beautiful new chapter for me about making a yurious story actually yuri