#divorced scarian au

[scarabies-real]

Divorced, courting, kingpin and mer au(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づples give if not burden to u

Divorced: AU plan here it’s literally the most dynamic of all time your honor they hate each other and they’re going to make it everybody else’s problem. CW: suggestive/nsfw. Nothing very explicit and done in a humorous way

Courting: Scar attempts to court watcher Grian. It…does not go very well

“I just don’t know want to think, Cub,” Scar moans and slumps in his chair. “It was going so well, then I gave him the flowers, and he ate them!”

Cub blinks.

“He…ate them?”

Scar throws his hands up in the air. “Yes! He ate them! I don’t know what that means, Cub! Did he like them? Was he nervous, was it a rejection? I don’t know! All I know is he’s from that weird place that I don’t know anything about so it could mean literally anything!”

“Scar,” Cub begins slowly, trying to ease him into the idea. “Scar, have you considered that Grian is not human? At all? Don’t you think it’s a bit odd that he has wings and apparently unhinges his jaw?”

Kingpin: mafia scarian AU that’s all I’m saying right now but I’ll share more soon :] meme

Mer AU: mer AU is a reincarnation AU where Grian, a human prince, flees his family and ends up falling off a cliff and dying, but instead of staying dead he is transformed into a mer, loses all of his memory, is found by Mumbo and Pearl and makes friends with them, and is slowly introduced to mer society and culture. The only problem is, mer culture is luring him ships onto the rocks and killing and eating them. And Grian is good at it, and though he has no memory, his human morality wars with his new instincts.

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Check out my AU list here and send in an ask about them! Please please please stick your hands through the bars of my cage I prommy I won’t bite <-lying

[scarabies-real]

Hey OP remember this and my first response well I’ve figured out something even funnier actually where they actually do just hate each other and go through The Miseries yes I’m writing a fic as we speak

yeah grian loving scar and thus sustaining a dramatic, cross-dimensional situationship is cool but what about grian absolutely HATING scar and despite it the universe keeps linking their asses in both romantic and comedic endeavors

[ilexdiapason]

“Pearl,” says Smajor, settling down on the edge of Pearl’s bed gingerly, as if it might burst into flames at any moment, “now that we’re friends, I have decided to make you my new project.” Pearl frowns at him. “You really don’t have to do that.” “I know,” Scott beams in response, and those perfect pearl-white teeth gleam with it. “That’s what makes me so nice.”

[funkily]

seriously i love biggri so much i WISH they werent cheaters that would make my job so much easier

[good-chimes]

i BEG you to post the scarian divorce fic on ao3 i was literally cry-laughing at it at points

The fic masterpost I have been failing to do for several months now:

The Divorce of the Century - Comedy courtroom divorce drama (scarian)

THE BIOCURIOSITY FILES - Lab AU where Bdubs breaks all his fellow creatures out of a scientific testing facility, comedy/adventure (Bdubs dating everyone)

THE H.T.G.Y. FILES - Lab AU where Cub breaks Scar out of the same testing lab, adventure (Convex kinda but can be read as platonic)

Dead Heat - Comedy Great British Bakeoff AU (scarian, ethubs)

The Government Institute for Ghost Supervision - GIGS phasmaphobia, comedy (no ships)

Oh and the Grand Unified Scarian Theory for a meta story of how Hermitcraft canon details since s6 can be woven into a solid headcanon of these two (fictional) characters dating. Not because it's true, but because narrative is fun!

[mcytblr-confessions]

I really like the scarian ship and I’m tired of people getting mad at me for liking it leave me alone 🙁

Desert duo is amazing they are like an old couple who owns a cafe they divorced once and got back together again

If only people could see my scarian au where they are older like 40-50 years and own their own little cafe and have an old 90s house and hey sit on their front lawn in their rocking chairs with their cats in their laps 🙁🙁🙁

If only people saw them this way hey would understand 😔😔😔

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[d0not-disturb]

So, I have a whole ass explanation for EVERYTHING. (My AU)

so, way back before the first season of Hermitcraft even existed, hell, a HUNDRED years before that~

It was modern days as you and me knew it (excluding the fact that there were like... Elves and vampires and shit like that.)

But... The Watchers saw how no one believed in them, so they granted Grian powers and made him one of them, the porpoise being that he would start a Watchers cult... He was the chosen one lol.

So Grian did just that (It also explains how, in my universe, Jimmy and Gria n are siblings but Jimmy ain't a god.) Then very few people caught on, those being all the Hermitcraft and Empires members as you know them.

The plan being is that everyone in that cult was given immortality whilst non-believers died in the apocalypse. So that's exactly what happened. And in their immortality, they lost the ability to have children, that's why it's only them even now.

It took a very long time to rebuild society, but they eventually settled. Way over on one side was Hermit Town, while all the way on the other side was all the Empires... And I'm the middle, was the Life Trails.

The life Trials are literally just the Life series. The Watchers saw how some of the people were lagging behind, so they created Third Life. In that they would place them there to complete their trial - to win.

The Watchers temporarily erased their memories, but they had all their muscle memory and survival skills... They just didn't remember. (Grian is one of the people, he only has powers... If you're lost.)

That's how double life worked, because the soulbinding was true! (Dw, I'll prove Scarian wrong in a moment.) Example, Tango x Jimmy.... Uhh... Yeah it only really worked on them hehe.

The Watchers didn't use their true soul mates for the trials, they used who they needed. So instead of relationship building, it was learning to deal with others shit (Scarian) or... Learning how to cope with difficult situations (divorce quartet)

And they they gave the memories back once the trials were done, (including life series memories) so they would learn from those situations.

So with Empires and Hermit Town being in the same universe, The Rift is really just teleportation rather than universe hopping.

Also I think Xornoth (however you spell it) could be a banned Watcher/Fallen Angel whatever... Also evil x could be xisuma possessed by xornoth... idk. Just brainstorming in this bit.

Why did some members die if they were immortal you ask? Well, they choose when to move on... To Lavender.

(Lavender was a bs name I made for watchers heaven on the spot...)

Autism diagnosis dropping when?

[definitelynotshouting]

from one he/theysbian to another he/him lesbian scarian is everything 2 me i am rotating them in my brain like a dropped item in minecraft <3 do u have anything to ramble abt them or-

HE/THEYSBIAN TO THEY/HE-SBIAN COMMUNICATION I AM BEAMING ENERGIES AT YOU!!!! /POS

he/him lesbians scarian is sooo. i wish i had coherent thoughts but they just have such an energy to me. they're wives they're boyfriends they're killing each other they're dying for each other they're married AND they're divorced. He/him lesbians scarian feels so messy. like dont get me wrong default scarian is also messy but there's smth about he/him lesbians scarian that feels inherently a little messier. To borrow something @scarabies-real said to me about an unrelated au, i think they poison each other for fun every day and neither of them know if its to kill their partner or build up their poison immunity. My brother in fucking iocane powder the atrocities these two lesbians will commit

[erstwhilesparrow]

double life fic recs

organized by session! (i.e., fics under session 4 will have spoilers up to and including session 4, fics under session 5 will have spoilers for session 5, etc.)

session 1:

these old ghosts; Thunderbirds_and_Lightning - Team Rancher Pacific Rim AU. Brutally sad, but also features: a terrific action sequence, gorgeous prose, unspeakable grief about Flower Husbands, and incredible jaeger and kaiju names.

the right thing; sparxwrites - Cleo and Scott talk the night after the first session. Short and tender and sort of a character study for all of Divorce Quartet despite the other two not being there. Joe Hills, despite also not being there, is a significant presence, which I think really elevates the whole experience.

session 2:

all is fair in love and war but i can't fight with you anymore; wizardlover - Scarian angst with a happy ending. Scar isn't stupid and also he should be allowed to go apeshit. The author is correct on both counts about this. Works out to be very sweet. (Psst. This author does great Scarian just in general -- it is worth checking out the other works in the series this fic is in!)

Detail of the Fire; canarydarity - Team Rancher hurt/comfort, patching each other up after the fire. This one feels a little like walking slowly through an art gallery -- lingering on beautiful / stately / lonely images. Inspired by a Richard Siken poem and does fun things with excerpts from the poem.

those were kinder times; SurrealSupernaturalist - Team Rancher Actually-Ranchers-Not-In-A-Death-Game AU! They escape to a farm and go on a healing arc that is nearly 10k words long. Incredibly sweet, domestic, and warm, plus angst about Jimmy as Omen of Misfortune.

session 3:

[When BigB returned from his rendezvous with Grian,]; orangeocelotmartyn - Ren and Bigb go red and figure out that this isn't going to work. They eat golden apples about it. Very good for Bigb and Ren talking about their relationship! Parting ways basically amicably! Realizing the soulmate thing is bullshit and they can and will pursue what they want!

under my skin?; Sixteenthdays - The soulbound pairs discover that their partnerships are literally, physically changing them. Features snapshot scenes from every soulbound pair as they attempt to cope with this change to varying degrees of success. A total delight all around.

you're the fool, i'm just as well; honeyblock - Pearl gets sick. Scott attempts to soldier through the effects this is having on him to deal with her. Contains: really fun / creative / piercing turns of phrase, Scott and Pearl doing that thing where it feels like they almost understand each other and then everything falls apart again, soulbonds being upsetting.

to catch a secret soulmate; wormcity - The entire server gets looped in on an attempt to find Bigb's secret soulmate. Bets are made, shenanigans are had, the sitcom energy is through the roof. Incredible character voices, and also just generally really fucking funny.

rainy day; whatcaniwriteinthis - It's a rainy day on the Double Life server, and people are waiting it out, or finding ways to occupy themselves, or reflecting on the game so far. The narration style is lots of fun, and it perfectly captures the vibes of hanging out somewhere during a torrential downpour in the late afternoon.

session 4:

[Once a week, the double life players each get one phone call to someone in the outside world.]; dmwrites - The Double Life players make off-world phone calls after session four. They gossip, or pass along life updates, or share blueprints for death machines. Hilarious, and also makes me so goddamn sad about ZombieCleo.

Soulmate-Things With Other People; savannah_owl - During the Homewreckers's pool party, people sneak off in pairs to, shall we say, hang out without their soulmates. There are good times had all around. Features relationships from Third Life, Hermitcraft, and Last Life. (savannah_owl also just has a bunch of really good Double Life fic? Worth taking a look!)

session 5:

hit the ground running; jelliegiggle, rosycheeked - Scar and Grian have a talk at Bigb's grave. Bigb is not, of course, physically there, but it is very much a fic where someone's absence is distinct and palpable. Really really good Desertduo Being Sad And Complicated And Intertwined.

session 6:

[The room is a dim basement room.]; theminecraftbee - Pearl and Scott have a bad time. Superhero AU, featuring a clandestine meeting between two people who hate each other and have no one else who will ever know them the same way. Months after reading it, I'm still obsessed with this one.

and by resilient i mean which holds; TheYesterdayShow - Martyn and Cleo have a bad time. Canon divergent: Cleo and Martyn survive to the end, and wind up talking about what they were supposed to mean to each other and what happens next. Absolutely brilliant characterization for both of them.

sugar, we're going down swinging; BananasofThorns - Etho and Joel have a-- Wait. [checks notes] Okay, honestly, they seem like they're having a fine time. Canon divergence where after outliving every other pair, Boat Boys fight to the bloody death. It's incredibly pretty and perfectly paced.

[bring-it-on-zorra]

Boy, do I have some fic recs. All of this revolve around Grian

Firstly, and I'm sure other people have recommended it, "Lost in the dark (he's got a heavy heart)"

It is part of @definitelynotshouting 's hunger au, and revolves about Grian fighting his nature as a watcher and his journey as he fights to get worse. The story is not completed, and updates take some time (needed time, too. I need at least a month to process each chapter) due to the length of the chapters. The single best fanfic I've ever read.

Echoes of Death by Drabbles_of_writing on ao3

A conversation between Grian and Jimmy, set during Secret Life

Starboy by mariuspunmercy on ao3

I haven't read the last two updates in this fanfic, but it is amazing. A Formula 1 au, that you need no previous understanding of f1 to read. It follows Scar as a rookie in his first f1 season, and his developing relationship with Grian, one of the best drivers out there

When the tether snaps, the anchor sinks by EerieFeelingsat3am on ao3

Scarian. Double life. Grian is trying his damnest to not talk about anything ever, and Scar does not agree

Dead Heat by glossyblue on ao3

It's a third life meets the great British bake off. Need I say more

THE DIVORCE OF THE CENTURY also by glossyblue on ao3 // @good-chimes on tumblr

I've never laughed this hard when reading fanfic. This was the last thing I read on 2023 and the first in 2024, because the clock struck midnight while I was reading. Go read it. Now

Sorry, you've been together for HOW LONG? Series by Ashyknees on ao3

Secret married scarian. I love the secretly married/not secretly married but nobody realized trope, so this series brings me joy

While we are here, if you like desert duo I recommend checking my art blog, @lar-arts I just posted a short animatic

you know what I haven’t seen going around in a while, and could use some of myself? fic recs! so, consider this both a rec and a self-promo post: recommend some fics to me in the reblogs and I’ll reblog your recs! in general, try to include both a summary and why you’re reccing it (whether it’s a self-promo or someone else’s), and let’s get some eyes on fics!

[ilexdiapason]

of course i miss scarian wicked au. i miss scar introducing himself and grian looking him in the eye and going "fitting" and then slapping his hand over his mouth. i miss jimmy as boq. i miss how slaying him and taking the enchanter has huuuuge wicked vibes. i miss mumbo fiyero because he was so cuties. i miss the grey chapter where they do as long as youre mine. but divorce quartet wicked au is a beautiful new chapter for me about making a yurious story actually yuri

[sca-rian]

my howl's moving castle inspired au, the long masterpost:

*will use scar's moving castle as a tag for this!

consider: grian manages a family business with his sister, pearl. their life is anything but glamorous, and grian doesnt have much prospects of ever leaving his town and doing something different. he hears stories about big cities full of possibilities, magic (hes isnt sure if he believes in that), a moving castle and a handsome wizard who steals the hearts of young women;

one day, grian gets cursed by the wizard of the wastes (joel), after he comes into his shop late in the shift and they get into a heated discussion over the existence (or lack, thereof) of magic. joel thinks of it all as just a silly prank, a curse that can be easily lifted or is just naturally disappearing after a few days;

joel girlbossed too close to the sun, though. the curse is bad. grian wakes up finding out that his body has started to grow feathers. its uncomfortable and borderline painful at times, specially on his back;

after properly freaking out, he tries to deal with it as best as he can, chugging some painkillers, wearing oversized clothes and going to work as if nothing is wrong. pearl notices something unusual, tho—perhaps its grian's murderous expression whenever he remembers joel's face. hes going to kill that bastard;

the curse gets progressively worse as the days go by, until grian can no longer easily hide it and pearl finds out by the ungodly amount of feathers spread around their house. she, of course, gets worried, and tell grian they need to find the wizard that cursed him somehow, or perhaps asks someone else for help;

they dont know any other witches and wizards, since, until last week, grian was pretty sure those didnt even exist. until pearl mentions that one dude who apparently steal hearts and was around town with his moving castle;

grian tells her thats a legend to scare young people so they wont go around talking to strangers. pearl argues that she knew of a lady who disappeared after allegedly spending time with the wizard;

grian supposes that man, if he actually exists, isnt the most trustworthy. but 1. hes not a young lady, which appears to be the ones who get their hearts stolen and 2. he has nothing to lose, really, besides some of his time;

pearl offers to go with him, but grian insists for her to stay (shes a young woman, after all). so grian leaves by himself in good old ghibli fashion: taking with him nothing but a block of cheese, some bread and a clock;

he founds the moving castle with ease: its ridiculously big and it makes no sense at all, having many weird bump outs, few windows, a dramatic copper roof and many chimneys. if anything, it looked like the weirdest house ever and nothing like a castle. something about it was still charming, tho: he just couldnt point out what.

development for this au just started, but so far it includes:

scar being weird and overly dramatic, but still charming. he also refuses to pay taxes;

cub as scar's weird demon roommate, with whom he made a contract many years ago. cub is so miserable sometimes that he regrets getting scar's heart (or his soul, whatever). cub keeps the "castle" moving with overly complicated redstone magic and fire that allegedly comes from the depths of hell;

scar sending threatening letters to joel. many of them. demanding for him to break the curse. joel ignores every single one;

he eventually gets pissed and goes with grian to look for joel, who admits the curse wasnt supposed to be that strong and now he doesnt know how to break it. scar turns him into a frog and joel is kept hostage;

joel still does his best to be as annoying as possible despite the limitations of his new body.

it also includes:

scarian falling in love;

found family;

silly cliche romance tropes;

romcom elements;

characters acting like divorced couples;

funky magical men with their funky little spells;

light angst.

i want to write this but im afraid i might not have the time. still want to brainrot tho so im accepting asks! you may also write with this au as long as you credit me! :)

[klm-zoflorr]

Oh my god, this is such a good idea for a tag game but also.... I think i have way too many. Oh no. Heres them in no particular order because Hell Yeah 🔥🔥🔥🔥

You and the Moon

Antichrist azula

I'll wait for you at the Harbour (wait for me)

Betrothed au

A tale of delightful jealousy

E

Capture the blue spirit and restore your honor

This isn't cheating, i'm your brother

Amongus dnb

Post canon family bending

Origins dnb

Prince Zuko Of The Fire Nation

Whorsterosis

Sloppy kisses, Love and Rock n' Roll

Halloween AU

Kid-napping

Scarian hanahaki

Cookie or smoothie?

Reincarnate AU

Groundhog day leia

Untiltled yueko au

Nine Of August

Fairytaledsmp

Project: switch

Yansim megafic

Highly inapropriate 47

Mixed up au

Soulmates ish AU

Prototype scene of injured

The Detective at Akademi

Dustbunny shared quirk

Fire nation royal harem AU

#JusticeForRemiel

What if Diana had been on the train!!!?

Cletho divorced parents AU

Atla happy endings

The good the bad and the ugly

Now i should have to tag... 37 people. Uh, I'm not going to.

I don't know if any of you guys write fic. Whatever. Post the wip names of your gif projects. @ohmygodtheywereparabatai @bookworm-2692 @rozunderpressure @moonsugar-and-spice @percy-ils @stardust948 @peppsta @cruwmo @dreamsclock @foolishalex @dr3amofagame @cakesunflower @carpedzem @crookedmouth-mountainbones @highlordwynn @dynadratina @peony-pearl @ultranos @kiuda @teacupiao3 @dmwrites ...and ive run out of patience for it. as always feel free to totally ignore this isn't homework!!! Sorry to the people i forgot i love you !! Anybody else can join!! Bye!!

WIP Titles Meme

Tagged by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeelss who first forgot I write fic (that's what happens when you and your friends are in wildly different fandoms -- 9-1-1 vs Minecraft YouTube...) and then apparently felt it was time to torment me today.

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I'm going to separate these by fandom. Some are half-posted already, but if large parts are still WIPs, I guess they count.

Exchanges - I can't talk about these, but they're there:

Yuletide fic

Amperslash fic

Timeless:

Life Your Open Hand (Kiss Me)

Life Series SMP:

Baby I (Don't) Care

Hermitcraft:

Total Eclipse of the Heart

False sandwich

marble statues sing in a minor key

Dulcify

Cleo False Hermit's Lounge

The Beat of Your Heart

The Jhost and the Realtor

Hitman:

Ballet fic

Tapioca

Numai Pentru Îndrăgostiți

Diana Deaf

Apex Legends:

Marriage

Empires SMP:

hothouse flowers extended cut

Feel free to ask me about any of these! Oh my God, I have to tag 17 people. I have the attention span of a marshmallow so I work on a million fics at once to keep my brain happy, and now it's hurting me. Woe is me.

... I'm not sure I have 17 people to tag.

Tagging: @cicaklah @diana-fortyseven @issytheamateurnerd @myth-blossom @abschaumno1 @cajunandfire @writtenwolves @oldshrewsburyian @waterfall8484 @princess-of-prose @sharo-maneru @postalninja @oceansinmychest @klm-zoflorr @korasonata and... I've run out of people. Only if you want to, obviously!

[good-chimes]

(Talking about your divorce scarian fic) Okay, that was freakin’ awesome. I love how you write Cub.

Thank you!! Please accept in return this snippet from the newest chapter of Lab Escape AU:

Scar winces as Cub ruthlessly sterilises the cut, but he’s still grinning. “Ouch.”

He always grins at Cub. Scar has one vivid and delighted smile for Grian, one older and softer one for Cub, and one expert one for everyone else. Grian feels weird about that as well.

“Yeah, well,” Cub says. “I dunno what to say, man. Get better at skeleton fighting.”

“I’m amazing at skeleton fighting.”

“Uh-huh.” Cub pockets the vial again.

[tekbox]

crack au ace race leaves wilbur for sally wilbur rebounds with grian after scarian divorce

[scarabies-real]

THE FAMILY LORE WORLDBUILDINH IN DIVORCED SCARIAN IS SOOOOOOOO

LiKE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FOD OH TIDYSKHROWVSOWHEOHWOSEPEJ

HOWWW AM I EVER MEANT TO EV NOTNALAGAIN. BOW AM I EVER MEANT TO BE NOTMAL AGAIN HOW CAN I EVER BE NOTMAL

That’s the great thing about my writing and AU ideas! You’re not supposed to be normal ever again :]