#divorce lawyer in love

[polyquestria]

A Twilight x Discord ship art but in a divorced kind of way? (Cause that's how i ship them)

This is the first thing I thought of

[kindaorangey]

i haven't gotten there in my rewatch yet so i can't remember how much of an obvious reading this is, but i think daniel choosing to rat armand out at the end isn't as simple as him stirring the pot or needing to chase the journalistic satisfaction - it is both of those things, but there's also a more calculated side to it of him trying to get in louis' good books.

he doesn't believe he's going to make it out of there alive, he doesn't trust louis, but he trusts armand less, and he and louis have a level of mutual respect and emotional connection. he's told, "you fear armand, you should fear the other one," and so he rolls the dice, throws his lot in with louis, unravels armand's lies and hopes it's enough for louis to make sure he lives.

[faunandfloraas]

Tumblr is giving me hyunjin's ads I think

[healercharm]

HOT SINGLE MILF IN UR AREA ‼️

[withastorytotell]

I think to me when people say like well how is a divorce lawyer so into love and such a romantic at heart, like how could you not be! how could you not be? When you're confronted every day with how fragile love is? and how transient it is? and how powerful it is? it means so much to us. So much of what we do all day is to find love and to be loved and to feel worthy of love. And then we have it and we just kind of forget we have it until it's going away and then it's too late or it's gone and now it's completely too late.

James Sexton, the world's most renowned divorce attorney on love.

[quinn-pop]

i’m at the metadad

i’m at the dededad

i’m at the combination metadad and dededad

[stariiberry]

divorce selfie!!!

[arson-09]

I like feyre, even though sjm kinda killed her character i stand with my girl for the most part. emphasis on the most part because i will never recover from her manipulating tamlin to lash out in acomaf/acowar (sorry they all bleed together)🧍🏻

And people will say she was justified in what she did and that its tamlins fault that he lashed out. like it wasnt great on his part but it is a type of emotional manipulation from feyre to get him to do that. she had to push him to get that reaction, it wasnt a natural reaction and man. Sjm accidentally wrote 90% of my childhood experiences with shitty boys LIKE how did she do that ⁉️

[soulinkpoetry]

This is too funny not to post. This is James Sexton , a divorce lawyer on the DOAC diary of a CEO podcast.

Love truly blinds us. Once those feel good chemicals start to run through your veins, all logic goes out the window. 😆

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[andorerso]

I know nothing about the law but Rebelcaptain rival divorce lawyers au where one of them represents one of the spouses and the other represents the other spouse and they're both actively trying to sabotage each other to get the best deal for their respective client while also having passionate hate sex on the side because they may hate each other but they're also really attracted to each other

(bonus points if the couple is Han and Leia, Cassian represents Leia, Jyn represents Han, and they don't end up divorcing in the end)

[see-arcane]

Cannot screenshot all the tags as phone won't let me but wanted to say this is exactly it you Get It and can't wait for what you have to write exploring All That. Also to be fair Mina is smug, she just sometimes goes "Now if you forgive me for bragging...." first

I think it would come down to a very specific arrangement of social factors for her to brag aloud and/or for the Harkers to flaunt their whole deal in the first place. Because yes, Mina is capable of a little social spice...but only before/after some apologetic or self-effacing comment. For Mina to 'brag' about Jonathan would require Jonathan Kool-Aid Manning his way into the setting to show rather than tell.

It goes without saying they're both absolute terrors on Valentine's Day. But Jonathan 'My Inhibitions Died in Transylvania' Harker takes it up a notch by, say, 'accidentally' interrupting a dreary conversation in which sundry aristo friends*** Mina met through Lucy--imagine Marjorie Lindon and Dora Grayling if you can stomach them--are rambling about their respective quote-unquote catches, complete with pity claps for Mina about her little clerk lucking into running his dead boss' business, what a lovely half-step up the ladder, ha ha--

Jonathan, loaded down with roses, a wad of handmade Valentine cards, and a heart-shaped box: "Mina, there you are! I simply couldn't wait until after work to celebrate so I figured I'd take the day off. Here."

Mina, opening the box: "Is that..."

Jonathan: "Chocolates molded in the shape of every car in the new train model you've been eyeing in the shop window since January? Yes. I had to make the molds myself, I do apologize for the amateur craftsmanship. I hope the actual trainset will make up for it. I laid it out around the table at home. Now, how's the taste?"

Mina: "Perfect. Is this Swiss?"

Jonathan: "It is."

Mina: "You should have some yourself."

Jonathan: "If you insist."

Cue an obnoxiously long 'I think I need to get my hand fan out' kiss that has onlookers wondering whether the Harkers have more than human lung capacity. Then Jonathan Spider-Mans them out the window, still kissing.

It does more than any verbal boasting could manage.

[dearinglovebot]

claire/owen + relationship timeline

[alphabetuser]

okay guys but hear me out

a ship between a divorce lawyer and a wedding planner

...boom

[widowshill]

154.

[withastorytotell]

"I manipulate the emotions in a room through the art of story telling. It sounds kind of sexy when I say it like that"

"Traditions is just peer pressure from dead people."

James Sexton, the world's most renowned divorce attorney.

[cloudplaygrounds]

born to divorce, forced to marry