#distinct from Mounds which is dark chocolate covering coconut
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morganoperandi · 4 months ago
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I had a dream last night that the candy bar, Almond Joy, had a new mascot who was explicitly a trans woman.
There was a commercial where the mascot is sitting in an airplane and their friend sees them and says: “Joy! Oh my gosh, you look so good!”
Joy responds “Thanks! I had my nuts removed.” Big smile. Wink at the camera.
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