#disney pls hire me

[msfunguns]

Honestly, it would be pretty interesting if Disney had a character that's like the complete opposite of the recent bout of princesses. Instead of having another girl who's so tired of having a privileged upbringing and wants to leave her cozy life for adventure or whatever, they should make a character that 100% doesn't want any of that (either out fear or ignorance or whatever) but is forced to get out of her comfort zone to help her family/village/country.

....... basically a female Kuzco (but with anxiety)

[muppetvision4d]

STAR STRUCK 😳

[liamlawsonlesbian]

jo liamlawsonlesbian's f1 fics

because I didn't join f1blr until several months after I started writing f1 fic, I thought I would make a masterlist of what I've written for this fandom thus far

(why now? because I'm procrastinating, of course)

In the order I wrote them:

when we're cheek to cheek (i feel it in my teeth): Max Verstappen has become a little obsessed with Charles Leclerc's neck. The day after Monaco 2023, Max and Charles go for a drive. - lestappen, 1.8k, rated M.

baby, why don't you come over?: Max sends Charles a drunken booty call, even though they're just friends. The next day, when they're sober, Charles calls his bluff. - lestappen, 3.4k, rated E

maybe the sky might not always be blue: Once upon a time, Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc were on a short-lived Disney Channel show together, and Max had a crush on Charles. Now, they're successful adult actors, and Charles is cast as Max's love interest in a movie. - lestappen, 8.8k, rated T

powerful, with a little bit of tender: Pierre wants to make Yuki feel good. - yukierre, 2.1k, rated E

"Lance Moi" (n): Deux Moi but Good, Actually: Frustrated with the unseriousness of Deux Moi, Lance starts an F1 gossip account. (Saw Leclerc in Monaco - Anon pls). - lance & everyone, 3.5k, rated G

canine teeth in the side of my neck: Charles starts biting Max when Max wins races. Max might spiral, a bit. (alt-2024 season) - lestappen, 7.2k, rated E

would have loved you (in a day or two): Yuki tells Pierre that in another universe, they're in love. Pierre can't stop thinking about Other Pierre and Yuki. - yukierre, 2.2k, rated E

no such friend: Charles is in his head, and asks Max to fuck him out of it. It goes differently than he expects. - lestappen, 2.9k, rated E

i can feel the sun on you: Charles is a prince under pressure. Alex is an aspiring novelist trying to make ends meet. They find each other in Buenos Aires. (Chalex Roman Holiday AU). - chalex, 12k, rated T

i don't wanna miss you tonight: Before the Las Vegas Grand Prix, Fernando sends Max a tiktok compilation highlighting how comfortable Charles is touching Max. Max can't stop thinking about it. - lestappen, 1.8k, rated T

are you down? (can you let me know): Oscar doesn't want to feel like a rookie anymore. He decides to fuck Fernando Alonso about it. - oscar/fernando, 2.5k, rated E

you don't have to know that it's haunted: Charles is a witch. Max finds out. - lestappen, 8.3k, rated T

still high (with a little feeling): Lando has a revelation about himself. Yuki helps him out. - tsando, 4.4k, rated T

grow the apple, keep all the seeds: Nico Rosberg, second ever female WDC, visits Charles the day before her first grand prix weekend. - rule 63 charles/nico, 2k, rated E

(don't read) the last page: Dr. Max Verstappen gets hired as the expert medical consultant for a new Netflix show. Charles Leclerc, former teen heartthrob, stars. - lestappen, 7.4k, rated E

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Im at WDW rn. They forgot to set the boy forward 😔

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

They did this last year in Disneyland (he was back on time the next day... Also he was off time when the ride reopened for Christmas + like two days ago I was told he was like two hours behind?) ... I am officially deciding that Disney needs to hire me to specifically take care of Clockboy's time (and I will gladly take on the responsibility of setting other guest-facing clocks forward/back during time changes... Please please please I will be so normal please pl--)

[midnightmah07]

I'm the biggest Christmas enthusiast for several reasons and when I tell you I DESPERATELY NEED a Christmas themed event like!!! That would be so so so cute?? They could use that mickey Christmas movie if there must be a Disney reference like😭😭 YANA, DISNEY PLS HIRE ME I HAVE IDEAS

[soficrson]

chamando jogadores da plataforma tumblr! eu fiquei um tempo escondida nas sombras sentindo que ninguém jogava mais através do tumblr e isso me desanimou um pouquinho, mas nas últimas semanas vi que ainda existem alguns players, então decidi testar pra ver se alguém topa algum plotzin comigo, vou deixar alguns faves abaixo do read more. só peço que por favor seja no mínimo maior de dezoitão e não minta sobre isso. aceito players sumidos, mas caso tínhamos plots há muito tempo parados, provavelmente terei zerado tudo, mas pode mandar um oi sumida que a gente desenrola <3 podem vir de like, de chat, de sinal de fumaça, qualquer coisa

↝ au maya e carina station 19

↝ plot (f/f, mãe solo): so who’s gonna give me a cliché single parent x nanny plot… like this single parent who just got out of a messy divorce ‘n they’re a major workaholic who’s struggling to juggle all of their new responsibilities so they hire this super sweet lil nanny to take care of their kids ?? ‘n there’s this obvious chemistry, and the kids love the nanny to bits and pieces, but the parent doesn’t want to risk anything too soon, and just….. awkward but cutesy slow burn.. bonus points for an age gap ?? that’s totally legal ofc

↝ plot (f/f, muse a): would love to do an au with older muse a who doesn’t realise that they’re into girls until they meet muse b then its like they can’t get them out of their minds and don’t know what to do because they’re too old to be going through a gay awakening. muse b just finds it all entertaining and is patient with their baby gay especially considering all the perks that come with being with them

↝ plot (f/f, oscar/grammy winner): give me the hollywood ‘it’ couple who’s sex tape was just leaked … she’s a wholesome disney / nickelodeon alumni trying to make a break into grown up media and he’s an oscar / grammy winner known for edgy work.

↝ plot (f/f, muse a): eu imagino um plot com chars mais maduras, porém com angst. muse a é intensa, bem resolvida, um amor, mas parece que atraí o caos de certa forma. quem sabe ela se apaixonou por uma funcionária?? ou até mesmo uma mulher casada com um dos investidores mais importantes?? ou casada com o homem mais imbecil com quem ela trabalha?? idk

↝ plot (m/m): gimme a plot where they’re both innocent virgins and are super understanding  and get shy when things get .. intimate .. and there’d be a lot of fluff and awkward moments and little peck kisses aND AW

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): there’s a plot i want where there are these two muses who are both musicians and have a very intense relationship. everything is either a high or rock bottom with them, no in between; and a lot of their relationship ends up making it into their music. they write about each other, they sing together, they share stages even when they can’t bear the sight of the other. i want the emotional moments when they’re singing about the worst parts of their relationship while looking straight into each other’s eyes, going to red carpet events together and being unable to keep their hands off of each other, trashing hotel rooms together or feeling unbearably heartbroken when they hear the other’s new song and know it is about them and keep asking themselves if they truly hurt each other that much. i just want for this to be very emotional and messy and heartbreaking ok pls

↝ plot (m/m, muse famoso): where one person is actually famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture (because srsly trying to catfish someone with a really famous person is hilarious and cute because the profile also had some really dorky info about liking model trains and farmers’ markets) cue an online romance and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, i mean, i thought you knew…

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): plot where ‘i had a bad break up with my ex of 4 years who cheated on me, and treated me like dirt and wow i just found out i’m pregnant and he’s the father so here comes the emotional breakdown and late night pounding on his front door. but oops you’re not him, you’re his brother and you’re being really kind to me and calming me down, and those kisses on the top of my head are so new to me.’ also referred to as the plot where Muse A is pregnant, her manipulative ex boyfriend is the father, however Muse B aka his brother had always had a thing for Muse A. The night Muse A comes banging on his brothers door while Muse B is staying there for a while, he consoles her and decides to help her through the break up and pregnancy. However feelings get involved, drama, fights, and his older/younger brother isn’t so happy about it. Yes pls

↝ plot (f/f, irmã): give me “I’m dating your brother, but we’ve gotten super close. and since your parents won’t let me sleepover in his room at night, we often have sleepovers. and one night we are cuddling and one slip of the hand has this taking a whole new turn. and I think I may be falling for you, but I’m still dating your brother” plot.

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): you left 3 yrs ago in the middle of the night with not even a goodbye letter and now you’re on my door step w a kid that looks exactly like me

↝ plot (f/f, muse mais velha): “gimme a bicurious younger girl who gets an internship at a really important fashion magazine and meets this super hot woman who’s older than her and very smart and sexy and professional and she develops this huge crush on her and blushes everytime they have to speak and “hm, uh, i, uh, you look very good ma'am, i mean, the shirt. it looks very good. love the, uh, buttons” also, bonus points if the hot older woman has been aware of said crush for a really long time and likes to pop up a few buttons of her blouse every once in a while because she likes the way it can make her blush.”

↝ plot (f/f, assistente): “ok but fuck, unhappily married corporate woman having an affair with her hot young assistant is one of my favourite trashy tropey plots someone gimme”

↝ plot (f/f): “i really want a f/f plot where they’re best friends that are both married to v wealthy/successful guys, probably like doctors or lawyers that are never around. so the girls get to spend all their time together and it’s not long before they realize how much they both don’t love their husbands and how much they do love each other. thus begins their sneaking around together and going to parties with their husbands just to both run off to a private room together, the nights neither of their husbands come home and they get to pretend like they’re living a normal life together.

↝ plot (f/f): listen…. middle aged ships are my jam. there’s something hopeful about seeing two older people fall in love (or still being in love) on my screen. give me two people who’ve been married for decades and are more in love than ever.

↝ plot (f/m, muse a, muse male): bring me the affair plots like muse a is in a relationship but, that relationship isn’t something they’re happy with yet they’re too scared to actually end the relationship so they find love elsewhere with muse b. for a while, muse b is okay with having an affair, content with occasionally seeing muse a when he/she needs to feel loved. but after a while, muse b gets sick of only being muse a’s second best and wants more. muse b wants muse a to be theirs and only theirs. so, muse b starts pushing muse a to break up with their significant other but muse a always tells them no, they can’t do that and muse b is so confused because they are so in love but they feel like muse a doesn’t feel the same when when muse a does, they’re just scared. pLS.

↝ plot (f/m ou m/m, muse detetive/policial, muse male): the police chief’s worrisome daughter that is always coming to check on him at the station falling for the headstrong detective who always gives the chief hell”

↝ plot (f/m ou f/f, babysitter): you used to be my babysitter and although you were the worst babysitter alive (letting me stay up late, eating cake for dinner, watching rated r movies with me and helping me hide the ceramics we broke) i was practically in love w/ you and told you that i was gonna be your bf/gf someday. you would always just laugh and say that i was too young. well i’m older now and we just got matched on tinder/my parents just invited you to my birthday party/etc !!!

↝ plot (m/m): costars on a tv show who are super cute and close friends off screen, but it slowly develops into more and actual feelings. then having to deal with questioning from the media about their quote on quote ‘close friendship’, backlash from management, maybe even pr dating thrown in (with other people, shock horror). but then also cute mornings after they’ve stayed in each others hotel rooms, and sneaking kisses between shoots once it develops to that, movie marathons spent all cuddled up on the couch, giggling as they fool around, and just!!

↝ plot (f/f, barwoman): ok but someone give me that cute bartender storyline though? like this guy tends bar at a restaurant or a pub or something and always sees this cute girl hanging out there, but she’s always either with friends or with some guy so he never really gets the time to talk to her BUT ONE DAY she walks into the place alone and orders so many drinks until she’s so bloody drunk, screaming about how her boyfriend cheated on her, that the bartender had to bring her home himself. she wakes up with a horrible hangover, stumbles out the room to find the bartender cooking breakfast and rolling his eyes, laughing. “first of all, you’re an idiot. second, we didn’t have sex if that’s what you’re wondering. third, breakfast will be ready soon. sit. and fluff commences HELP PLZ

↝ plot (f/f, muse a): a ideia é muse a ser publicitária ou editora da ex mulher, da qual ela se divorciou faz pouco tempo. além de dividirem a carreira, elas têm um filho de uns 4 anos juntas. a ex mulher dela é escritora, tá lançando um novo livro, fazendo viagens por causa disso e então muse a mexe os pauzinhos e faz a editora reservar um único quarto com cama de casal propositalmente, mas se faz de louca depois. adoraria desenvolver essa parte e também a possibilidade da ex dela descobrir a verdade em algum momento, algo nessa pegada.

↝ plot (f/m, muse female, filha do presidente): also, presidents party girl daughter who has been assigned a new secret service bodyguard. He has no idea what he’s in for or the trouble she attracts. She has a problem with the word ‘no’ and he likes to say it a lot.

↝ plot (f/f): ok so i really wanna play older fcs so gimme the newly divorced couple who still run w the same ~crowd~ so they have to see each other a lot? and they deal with new bfs/gfs, thinking they might still love each other, trying to Fake it Til they Make It, drunken texts @ 2am, maybe they have kids together and have 2 deal with that, maybe they?? kiss again im just Shook someone please

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): family planning au where our muses are already together and start planning their first child, except oops the condom broke or the adoption agency called and the baby is coming asap and there goes all your planning.

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): first baby au where our muses are married and happy in their pretty place they got with an extra room for whenever they were ready and now they are so it’s boutta get real hot up in here cause trying for the baby is the most fun part. but oops, you’re gonna need more than one room cause tWINS OR TRIPLETS.

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): double trouble au where our muses have given up trying for a baby and decide for adoption. but only months after they adopt their baby, they finally get pregnant without even trying and now they get the best of both worlds

↝ plot (f/f): how about instead of a broke roommates make a sex tape for cash plot we make an alternative where they’re broke and in desperate need of money on more than just one occasion so they decide to fuck on a live sex website where viewers can request things they wanna see the muses do and maybe muse a is a little more shy and after one request they’re like wait they want us to do what and muse b is like c’mon babe it’ll feel awesome i’ll show you just relax and it kind of becomes a hit and they start doing it a few times a week and then add in some angst if one of them starts seeing someone but continues sleeping with the other muse and it gets super messy and super sexy and they can explore all of these new kinks / positions / everything together

↝ plot idea (f/f ou f/m, muse rica que foi expulsa): you just moved in next door and it’s obvious you grew up rich so why are you even here?? oh your family kicked you out– now i suddenly regret judging you.

↝ plot (m/m): we met via a dating app just to hook up and it’s been super casual and i don’t even know your name and i’m usually not one to meet up with the same person twice but i somehow end up a second time on your sofa and you even let me take naps after the sex and make me tea when i wake up and i still don’t know your name but you’re actually really sweet and we make the most comfortable small talk i’ve ever had with a near stranger and wow maybe i’m done with the casual stuff…

↝ plot (f/m ou m/m, muse a, muse male): a  plot  where  muse  a  receives  the  wedding  invitation  for  muse  b’s  wedding  ,  but  finds  out  that  in  the  back  of  the  invitation  there  is  a  handwritten  note  saying  ‘  i’m  getting  married  to  someone  else  ,  but  you’re  the  true  love  of  my  life  ’  .  i  live  for  this  type  of  angst  .

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): okay so what about a dude (he doesn’t necessarily have to be a jerk) who had just gotten his heart broken? and he’s got this selfless, sweet and nice neighbor who helped him through his heart ache. they’ve spent a lot of time together, and things happen so fast, he finds himself falling for her?! and she reciprocates his feelings, too. they’re both happy, and they just love each other, but everything’s just too good to be true. flashback to several months later, she starts to doubt him, and realizes that she might just be a rebound. but for him, he knows well that she’s not. to make things more complicated, his ex comes back and and wants him back. but she’s too nice, so she let him go, which hurts him.

↝ plot (f/m ou m/m, muse músico): a ‘we dated all through high school and were planning on moving in together but out of the blue you dumped me and i wrote a song about it, a few years later i’m one of the biggest pop/rock stars in the world and moving on with my life — shit, but why are you in the front row of one of my concerts? and why are you at the meet and greet no no no no no no no go away’ plot please

↝ plot (f/m, muse a, muse male): MUSE A is at home after a long day and starts to watch some adult videos when suddenly they pause the movie because oh my god is that MUSE B, their coworker / professor / best friend / classmate / neighbor / friend’s parent ?!?

↝ plot (m/m): give me a m/m plot where they’re both teammates on some sports team and they’re both so ‘haHA NO HOMO BRO!!!’ and ‘juST BROS BEING BROS!!!’ every time they blow each other in the locker room after practice when everyone’s gone bc they swear they’re not into the other every time and rooming with each other on away tournaments and secretly playing footsy underneath the table where one of their legs goes a little too high up on the thigh and going to celebratory parties and working to make the other jealous af and try to get under their skin and just!!!

↝ plot (f/m, muse male): give me a plot of “i’m your father’s mistress && and was nearly caught sneaking out early one morning but you saved the day by introducing me as your girlfriend && now your mother invited me to spend the summer at your vacation home so we have to spend the entire summer pretending to be in love.” this works for literally any of my girls. gimme.

↝ plot (f/m ou m/m, muse b): presos no elevador da empresa, após uma queda de energia, MUSE A e MUSE B não tem outra alternativa a não ser conversar, não que eles se detestam ou coisa assim, apenas não se conhecem mesmo, porque é o primeiro dia de muse b no escritório. conversa vai, conversa vem e algo nasce ali, pode não ser tão explicito, mas muses sentem que existe algo; MUSE A raramente fala sobre o que faz no local, porque não acha importante, mas MUSE B é um tanto evasivo e parece interessado sobre tudo. quando a energia volta, MUSE B é apresentado como o filho do ceo e novo funcionário da empresa, o que causa uma surpresa em MUSE A, mas não para por ai, porque recebeu um email levemente suspeito do rapaz, lhe convidando para um encontro. sair com o filho do chefe podia interferir em seu trabalho, mas negar também tinha esse poder… poderia MUSE A estar perdida? original post (xx)

↝ plot (m/m, muse que sai da cama direto pro date): i want a “i flirted with you on tinder because i was bored and somehow i got stuck saying yes to going out on a date with you and i had every intention of sabotaging it, so i went looking like i just rolled out of bed but holy shit you’re actually really cute and sweet i feel like an idiot???” plot

↝ plot (m/m, muse a): would love to do an au with older muse a who doesn’t realise that they’re into boys until they meet muse b then its like they can’t get them out of their minds and don’t know what to do because they’re too old to be going through a gay awakening. muse b just finds it all entertaining and is patient with their baby gay especially considering all the perks that come with being with them

↝ plot (f/f, muse que saiu de fininho): does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic

↝ plot (f/f ou f/m, muse female, muse bailarina): plot idea?? you’re one of my ballet students’ fathers that i sometimes get distracted by in the middle of teaching class, and tonight you found out about my second job where you’re paying for a vip room at the strip club. 

↝ plot (f/m, muse a, muse male): muse a começou a trabalhar de segurança pra uma mulher famosa, talvez uma empresária na casa dos 30 pra cima e com uma má fama por ter uma personalidade forte, só que eles acabaram se apaixonando, começaram a se envolver e então casaram em segredo, só que a mídia descobriu e o plot se desenvolveria a partir dai, do medo, da preocupação, do novo.”

↝ plot (f/m ou m/m, muse a): muse a and muse b have just started dating. it’s nothing too serious yet, just a few dates here and there and thoroughly enjoying each other’s company. muse a is always coming up with excuses as to why he can’t go to the other’s home or have muse b at his apartment, but muse b just assumes muse a wants to take things slow. muse b is a nurse/doctor at the hospital. one day, they’re working in the emergency room and the paramedics wheel in a crying toddler who took a spill at the park and has a broken arm. but coming in right next to the gurney is none other than muse a, holding the child’s hand. surprise, muse a is a single father and didn’t know how to tell muse b, but surprise, guess who the nurse/doctor is that gets to take care of the small child and their now-shocked father?

↝ plot (f/f, vizinha que recebe os pedidos): sb give me a “we live in the same building but you keep ordering sexy lingerie online and writing my apartment number instead of yours so your packages keep arriving at my door again and again so i have to go upstairs to give them to you all flustered because now i know what underwear you’re wearing and maybe i wanna see you wearing it bc you’re actually really cute ???” plot pls, i’ll give you my life.

↝ plot (f/m, f/f ou m/m): what about a sugar baby plot where she used to be stripper/call girl that is given the opportunity to drop that job in order to be full time for her high paying client. She goes from living pay check to pay check to going on vacations in exotic places and drinking the finest of champagne. The lifestyle is almost addicting to her so when he asks her to be his girlfriend she doesn’t think twice?? It isn’t until other girls flirt with him that she realize that feelings might be involved :))

↝ plot (m/m): someone give me a ‘we haven’t seen each other since we were kids, but our families are vacationing together this year…and oh, you’ve gotten really cute….but im definitely not gay….except you really are cute. hold my hand while we spend the whole vacation hanging out together. and we should probably snuggle in my bed like we used to when we were little’ plot, k thanks.

↝ plot (f/f ou f/m, muse female): give me a ‘divorced couple who still sees each other often for kid drop offs and school activities’ and going on without each other has been a process and weird and there’s still two am drunk texts being all ‘i miss you’ but they never address it in person and just pretend that it didn’t happen. and the angst and seeing new people, sometimes being jealous and a little bit vindictive fully aware of how awful that is. break my heart fam.

[capesch-arts]

So, is DFO theory based off of Hori liking Star Wars and therefore they may be related? Because if so, here's my opinion on it if the start-up is from this.

He wouldn't be Izuku's dad, he would, however, be his grandpa, or someone really close to Hisashi. Lemme explain.

I've read the Vader comics in the past (sorry if my memory is rusty).

(btw I like DFO theory, but if we draw parallels to Star Wars, it just wouldn't follow it if AFO was Hisashi. Don't think this is to attack DFO fans or anything pls 🙏)

So far, I see AFO's position paralleling Palpatine, a really old mastermind that has lived a long time. The guy was an apprentice to Darth Plagueis, who basically can take other people's life force for his own, and elongate his own life span. And Palpatine knows how to do it too.

Now, in recent SW canon, Darth Plagueis and Sidious, did an experiment to create a powerful sith being(?) that was purely from The Force, but the Force rebelled against them, by creating Anakin. Yes that's afaik, the SW canon (but I may be wrong because I can't remember if it's Legends or Disney, soo correct me if I'm wrong hehe).

And in one of the Vader comics, there was a vision Vader had in the Dark Side realm where Sidious was transferring the Force towards Anakin's mom, making it seem that "It was Sidious all along! He's your Force daddy!". (This was thought to be an unreliable viewpoint considering it is a vision in the Dark Side, most likely Sidious manipulating Anakin).

So, if DFO were true and it's because Hori likes SW or takes inspiration from it, Hisashi wouldn't be AFO, rather he would either be AFO's son or one of his experiments or just someone who is really close to him like the Doctor.

An extra note, Darth Vader NEVER knew about Luke until he hired bounty hunters to find out the name of the pilot who blew up the Death Star. Even when they were face-to-face, he didn't know Luke was his son, just someone Kenobi failed to teach.

It was after Boba Fett delivered the name "Skywalker" to Vader that he lost his shit when he found out Padme had a son. (Also there was another Bounty Hunter aside from Boba who confirmed that Padme indeed had ONE son by interrogating one of the people who arranged her funeral or something. My memory is a bit fuzzy).

So, TLDR if DFO was completely started from Hori liking Star Wars, well it wouldn't be true but AFO would be Hisashi's dad or Hisashi worked for him or was an experiment like #6 or something

[v-anrouge]

hey guys it’s MY TURN to be hired by Disney. Get me there. Let me make the card designs. I’ll eat it up pleas I’m so silly

yes guys pls

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

blog rec anon is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls recommend:

A blog that should design taylor’s next album cover

Someone you want to make cookies for

The one you’d dance with in New York, no shoes!!!

A blog you have followed regularly for a long time 

A person whose autograph you want

A person you want to take a selfie with!

Someone you think would be amazing as Taylor’s cat-sitter

One person you think should be in charge of the tour setlist!

I think we are all just waiting on UMG to hire @idsb

@wisteriawatching for that mood board for my birthday in 2020 with the worlds most delicious looking cookies. I will never forget them 🥺

This is SO unhygienic so I need someone really clean with me so it's not weird when I scrub down my feet afterwards so @cclean (yes this is for the pun but I reccomend you anyway.)

This is many many of the people I follow but @diamondseaside we've been following each other since 2017 and I love you 💕

I want @animalanon 's autograph so I can figure out their secret identity

I... never take selfies.... but @nocompassnosign and I have had a joke for years we are going to meet in disney world and there are a million cameras on the rides there so yes Nicole congrats.

Obviously @singlethread is the cat sitter because they are in vet school and Taylor already knows about Rosa and her care regime and still invited amelia to a secret session. Thus, she trusts them with cats.

Set list obviously OBVIOUSLY goes to @tsforever1989 for having the most respectable taste in this fandom. (You knew this was coming.) Blank space really is a good song. And if it gets cut from the set list I will riot.

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

hey queen i saw this discourse on twt and i know u’ve watched more bridgerton and never have i ever than i have but i was wondering ur thoughts

if disney were to make a live action rapunzel, and the rapunzel would be south asian, would u prefer charithra chandran or maitreyi ramakrishnan as rapunzel?

i’ve seen both as popular contenders :O i mean for me i’d prefer charithra bc she has more rapunzel vibes imo but the real question is is that idk if either of them can sing 😭 if charithra can then she’s got my vote <3

or they could hire me, south asian who can sing 😭

anyway just wanted to know ur thoughts! ily twinnie

OMG I LOVE THIS ASK SM TY TWINNIE!!!!

I would like to point out that I don't EVER want to encourage Disney to make more live actions pls just make more interesting original movies I AM BEGGING!!!! The only three live actions I approve of off the top of my head are my beloveds (Maleficent movies, the Little Mermaid, and Cinderella). But at this rate if they're not going to try and come up with originals the least they could do is satisfy a few billion people and give us an actual South Asian princess

As much as I love Maitreyi, I think Charithra would be a better choice because she played Edwina in a period drama who is a super feminine character an absolute sweetheart who I personally feel matches the vibes of Rapunzel better?? That could also just be because Maitreyi looks visibly younger and played Devi, who is a high schooler in modern times so it would be harder for me to believe she's like a long-lost princess. But Maitreyi has outwardly shown interest to play Rapunzel so?????

Tbh if Disney would let any South Asian actress WHO CAN ALSO SING (looking at you twin <3) play Rapunzel I would be super excited but when I saw Charithra in the casting ideas it just felt right?

I hope that made sense imao ignore the abundant run-ons

[acciovxrsatile]

went down the rabbit hole of Narnia again and was reminded of how much I love the books and films <3 that said, I BADLY need a series that covers everything (ik they announced one before but tbh where is it… I see no updates)

just imagine a series like this:

s1: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

s2: the golden age* + the horse and his boy

s3: prince caspian

s4: early age of exploration aka post narnia revolution*

s5: the voyage of the dawn treader

s6: the silver chair

s7: the last battle

prequel: the magician’s nephew

kinda giving game of thrones in terms of chronology and length I guess haha anyway, there’d even be room to include content* that aren’t part of the books (bc show writers love to do that lol) or at least expound and add on to stuff that were just touched on. so just imagine all the possibilities??? netflix or disney+ hire me pls

[lifeismarvelous]

DUDE WHEN I FIRST STARTED WATCHING THE SHOW BACK IN AUGUST I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ANIMATED LIKE THE FUCKING INTRO DAAAAAWGGGGGG I WAS ACTUALLY DISAPPOINTED

I don’t exactly full-on hate the series artstyle, I actually do like Jhonen’s style but I do agree everything looks rather stiff and not exaggerated and expressive enough

When I make RC9GN fanart I like to draw the characters way more expressive, I try to mix my own style with Jhonen’s style bc honestly I LOVE the rectangular ears and pupils.. it’s so iconic

Disney pls hire me to work on RC9GN season 3 🙏

While I do like rc9gn I think I would prefer if the show was fluid like the intro and had that style. I think the characters are a bit stiff and the environments are a bit boring to look at. The pilot fluidity is so nice to look at and I love the expressions yet the show it self doesn’t translate that well at least to me. There’s nothing wrong with thick outlines don’t get me wrong but jhonen style isn’t translated well.

[theemmtropy]

Disney pls hire me to design merch I know what the people want ("the people" being me)

[baekhvuns]

Imagine being worth 60mln at the age of 16, wtf but hopefully he plays well. Zidane hair era??? For a second I thought it'd be Kaka and that Kaka look alike not his actual son akdhajhsjsgajahaj

Messi acts like Neymar's father what is Neymar gonna do once Messi retires, Neymar retirement era as well? Skshsbahjshababsjshaha

WHO IS THE SPANISH PLAYER PARK SEONGHWA

I've always had this issue with The Blues, I saw them in match a few times and it was during the seasons when they were mostly defending not attacking and it's not like they always played better teams so it was confusing. Well anyways LONDON IS RED so 🤗 Ronaldo at Bayern wow and Man City, Man Utd fans would be thrilled lmao

Tbh I know it's not always easy to check everyone before hiring them, like all the idols who were mean to people at some point, a lot of the situations were kept in secret. Prison League 💀

I spent some time "studying" the royals, so I have a lot of strong opinions about them, maybe that's why. I obviously don't know them personally, but some things are obvious. Hahaha do you think some of the watch The Crown and actually like it? 👀

GOT at Coachella? Hmmm choices, but that would be funny. Shinee at Coachella tho! Or maybe not there since it's trash. Godddd I hate Paris now because they're getting MuBank in April with Skz and then Lolla with Skz as well??? Fuck them Frenchies, after witnessing their behaviour at Fashion Week this year and last year they don't deserve shit 😤 good for Skz, very proud but also 🔫

Unhinged mid/late 2000s tv shows was such an era. And now they released Teen Wolf the movie IT'S SO BAD. Oh I haven't really watched Wizards of Weverly Place, I saw a few episodes but I don't think I was the target audience when it came out. I'm not really a Disney Channel person, except for Zack and Cody and maybe Hannah Montana

Yeah, Baek not to threaten you, but I might send my army of snakes after you if you keep teasing me 😘 uhm a G wagon to pick up girls???

I started the murderous husband webtoon on a different page that has more chapters, cause I had to see what was going on! It's interesting, but idk how to feel about that relationship, we'll see

The NASCAR cartoon was called NASCAR RACERS idk why I watched it

Soohyuk is clearly dating Hoshi lol also don't forget about our wedding soon!

Everything I've learnt about Coleen Hoover was against my will and now Blake, et tu Brute...

Hold on Baeksy, consider this... the question is, why are they enemies, or is it a one sided hatred? How and why did person 1 fall for person 2? So many possibilities!!!

Me for the past few days: ik Hwa has black hair, I need to accept it. Hwa: *shows up with black hair*. Me: WTF IS THIS 😭😭😭😭

EH, ot8 black hair lovers are winning... but oh well. Now if Seonghwa cuts his hair (99% sure he trimmed it already :/) and gets an under cut I'm gonna have a bigger problem. MILF SEONGHWA COME BACK PLS, L O N G HAIR PLS!!!!!

This idc for my kpop men looking like regular people 😫 they have black hair every 10 minutes what's there to miss. The only way to win me over with black hair is when the hair is loooooong long. And I literally had a dream about him in this colour, I know he had it for a while, but it's time to bring it back me thinks

I need more selcas. Also a missed opportunity to dye it a different colour, but I understand his scalp was damaged :( Seonghwa gives so much, but then he has to take it away...

AND MINGI 🤧🤧🤧🤧

Not him being 👉👈 about the cat beanie photos, best believe once the photos drop I'm gonna eat all my walls!!!

God Pique is so embarrassing what a clown. SO PRETTY YOUR DAUGHTER JSJSHSBANSHAHAH no bc if she was 3 years younger it'd make her 15 years younger and I know some people become parents at the age if 15, so imagine him as her father.... yikes

Oh yes they're right

Also not me not recognising Ateez at Eden's wedding, I especially couldn't recognise Hwa IT'S THE FUCKING HAIR IT'S NOT CLICKING FOR ME. Maddox is my new bias, because his hair aaaaaa. But Seonghwa talking about crying at the wedding, that's my boomer baby boy - DV 💖

hello!!!

Imagine being worth 60mln at the age of 16, wtf but hopefully he plays well. Zidane hair era??? For a second I thought it'd be Kaka and that Kaka look alike not his actual son akdhajhsjsgajahaj

YEAH AT THE AGE OF 16??? i was worrying about my exams and this bro out here earning millions 😭😭 he does, plays super well! his story is quite sad but his motivation is mental, he’s mbappe fast, maybe even faster and he’s only 16! hopefully he does not get injured!! LMFAOOOO FOR A MOMENT I WAS EXPECTING KAKA LOOKALIKE AND WAS SURPRISED IT WAS HIS ACTUAL ONE, his looks still >> zidane hair might not grow! he’s got 4 teams, rm, psg, juventus & bayern wanting him now 😭😭

Messi acts like Neymar's father what is Neymar gonna do once Messi retires, Neymar retirement era as well? Skshsbahjshababsjshaha

he really does, thiago messi who? it’s neymar messi actually 🤚🏻I THINK HE WOULD ACTUALLY he’s been wanting to bc njr said he can’t handle the media pressure anymore 😭😭 hopefully he retires w the wc trophy 😭😭

WHO IS THE SPANISH PLAYER PARK SEONGHWA

SINCE HE SAID THAT I HAVE TWO HYPOTHESES, 1 IF THAT SPANISH PLAYER PLAYS IN THE NATIONAL TEAM THEN ITS FERNANDO TORRES OR PEDRO 🤚🏻 I THINK ITS TORRES

I've always had this issue with The Blues, I saw them in match a few times and it was during the seasons when they were mostly defending not attacking and it's not like they always played better teams so it was confusing. Well anyways LONDON IS RED so 🤗 Ronaldo at Bayern wow and Man City, Man Utd fans would be thrilled lmao

yEAAAHHH the players are underperforming also the tensions w the coach and the head,,, spending MILLIONS in transfer windows atp they’re collecting players like pokémon but those players are not doING SHIT!!!! tuchel should have never left, mourinho is the only hope but i doubt he might come back,,, MAN CITYS CATCHING UP ALVAREZ IS COMING FOR UR REDS 😭😭😭 atp i think cristiano would like to go the man utd too but at least it’s said he’s gonna retire at rm 😭😭

Tbh I know it's not always easy to check everyone before hiring them, like all the idols who were mean to people at some point, a lot of the situations were kept in secret. Prison League 💀

yeah! it’s not easy but at least the bare minimum works 😭😭😭 sometimes a pretty face can get those idols anywhere, to the point of hiding insane stuff,, PRISON LEAGUE FBWKDBWM it’s not world cup, it’s prison wars <3

I spent some time "studying" the royals, so I have a lot of strong opinions about them, maybe that's why. I obviously don't know them personally, but some things are obvious. Hahaha do you think some of the watch The Crown and actually like it? 👀

OOOOOOOO with ur info, who do u think is the better one out of them all? who’s the worst? and who’s ok? i do like philip’s humor he seems like the funny, blunt type of person fbfb i think harry confirmed they see the crown 💀 charles also said he doesn’t mind it but thinks ppl might take the fictional part not seriously and think it’s real dbdb i know edward and sophie love it and made the queen watch it for funsies but she thought some parts were dramatized, i guess we can say they have some sort of humour fbfbf i bet no one watched the diana season 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

GOT at Coachella? Hmmm choices, but that would be funny. Shinee at Coachella tho! Or maybe not there since it's trash. Godddd I hate Paris now because they're getting MuBank in April with Skz and then Lolla with Skz as well??? Fuck them Frenchies, after witnessing their behaviour at Fashion Week this year and last year they don't deserve shit 😤 good for Skz, very proud but also 🔫 //// Unhinged mid/late 2000s tv shows was such an era. And now they released Teen Wolf the movie IT'S SO BAD. Oh I haven't really watched Wizards of Weverly Place, I saw a few episodes but I don't think I was the target audience when it came out. I'm not really a Disney Channel person, except for Zack and Cody and maybe Hannah Montana

yEAAHH GOT AT COACHELLA would be quite polarizing no? the songs would 😵‍💫😵‍💫the audience might find it pretty interesting to listen to all of that,,, SHINEE AT COACHELLA WOULD BE PERFECT, BRUNG OUT VIEW AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND ALL THE DANCE POP 😭😭 sm would never, they never sent exo when they were invited, im convinced they’ll never send their bg’s,,, NAURRR WILL U BE GOING?? yeah no the behaviour at the pfw was 😬 maybe lfw would be better

WHAT A GREAT ERA!!!! want the cliche romcom’s w THAT cringe factor back but ppl are so judge about everything they won’t be pleased w nothing 🔫🔫 THEY RELEASED WHAT???? ANON GUESS WHATS BEINF RELEASED FBWMFJWK MY MAIN THOUGHT WAS OH DYLANS GONNA HATE THIS 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️wowp was >>> ZACK AND CODY OH MY GOD AND HANNAH MONTANA 😭😭 i have her dolls with the click button on her tummy that when it clicks it sings party in the usa 😭😭 and miss anne? mother.

Yeah, Baek not to threaten you, but I might send my army of snakes after you if you keep teasing me 😘 uhm a G wagon to pick up girls???

yup! they tend to purchase gwagons but always go with girlies who are identical to every other nhl player ☺️ they’re all also slightly racist tho im not surprised on that fbdjck

I started the murderous husband webtoon on a different page that has more chapters, cause I had to see what was going on! It's interesting, but idk how to feel about that relationship, we'll see

IT REALLY IS INTERESTING and the dude makes it even better 🥰 have u read the perfect marriage revenge? it’s actually really good ive read most of it tho i stopped,, it’s very <33 pisses me off a little bc the fucking sister is 🔫

The NASCAR cartoon was called NASCAR RACERS idk why I watched it

wait hello, those are some fine men,, gives me totally spies but w guys vibes!

Soohyuk is clearly dating Hoshi lol also don't forget about our wedding soon! //// Everything I've learnt about Coleen Hoover was against my will and now Blake, et tu Brute...

CLEARLY HE’S DATING ME! I WAS IN THE CAR W HIM https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn7dfkLyMK6/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk= he’s so dilf. he’s like perfect, really,, omg,,, HEY HEY IM SORRY I GOTTA STEAL UR GROOM THIS WEDDING CANT HAPPEN 🤚🏻 no srs i wish she backs out of the movie 😭😭😭

Hold on Baeksy, consider this... the question is, why are they enemies, or is it a one sided hatred? How and why did person 1 fall for person 2? So many possibilities!!! //// Me for the past few days: ik Hwa has black hair, I need to accept it. Hwa: *shows up with black hair*. Me: WTF IS THIS 😭😭😭😭 /// EH, ot8 black hair lovers are winning... but oh well. Now if Seonghwa cuts his hair (99% sure he trimmed it already :/) and gets an under cut I'm gonna have a bigger problem. MILF SEONGHWA COME BACK PLS, L O N G HAIR PLS!!!!!

i….omg,,,, the ANGST???? they HAVE to be enemies bc the main character was already with someone and the enemy’s heart broke seeing them all wholesome wHEN ALL THIS TIME HE’S BEEN IN LOVE WITH MC 😭😭 do u think the enemy would accept the heart if the mc brought it back to them,, HE HAS BLACK HAIR AND EVERYONE ELSE IN ATEEZ 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MINGI BROWN AT LEAST

HES SO CUTE HIS HATS BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD 😭😭 THE HAIR IS STILL LONG

This idc for my kpop men looking like regular people 😫 they have black hair every 10 minutes what's there to miss. The only way to win me over with black hair is when the hair is loooooong long. And I literally had a dream about him in this colour, I know he had it for a while, but it's time to bring it back me thinks /// I need more selcas. Also a missed opportunity to dye it a different colour, but I understand his scalp was damaged :( Seonghwa gives so much, but then he has to take it away... :// AND MINGI 🤧🤧🤧🤧

no srs 😭😭 let them look like gods for a minute they’ll go back to black anyway 😭😭 i’ve have seen

idol: *changes hair colour*

fan : *im so upset i liked him in black hair*

also, fan : *DYE YOUR HAIR COME ON1!1!1*

STOP BC THAT HAIR !!!!! THAT !!! HAIR WAS BEST BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO HIM !!!!! ur right, seonghwa ALWAYS gives, ALWAYS.

Not him being 👉👈 about the cat beanie photos, best believe once the photos drop I'm gonna eat all my walls!!! ///// God Pique is so embarrassing what a clown. SO PRETTY YOUR DAUGHTER JSJSHSBANSHAHAH no bc if she was 3 years younger it'd make her 15 years younger and I know some people become parents at the age if 15, so imagine him as her father.... yikes /// Oh yes they're right

im actually going to scream when these photos come out,,, 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

RIGHT THE FUCKING COMMENT HAD ME CRYING ITS SO FUNNY TO SCROLL THRU THEM 😭😭 VIOLATION,,,, omg stop that’s awkward as fuck,, when i first saw the photo i thought it was his sibling 💀💀 bro can’t take care of his kids this new edition would just make it worse,,, they are 100% right, do u rnr that one matz clip where he was manspreading and hongjoong walking to him, need that repeated but in this outfit 💃.

Also not me not recognising Ateez at Eden's wedding, I especially couldn't recognise Hwa IT'S THE FUCKING HAIR IT'S NOT CLICKING FOR ME. Maddox is my new bias, because his hair aaaaaa. But Seonghwa talking about crying at the wedding, that's my boomer baby boy - DV 💖

FBWKFBWJJDKWHDWK ITS THE HAIR THWKFHEK THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY WERE AT SOME CONFERENCE 😭😭 gave me ceo ateez era im saying, maddox >>> ateez actually 🤚🏻 he always has the best hair,,, ANON U KNOW HE WOULD CRY AT HIS WEDDING TOO LIKE THOSE VIDEOS WHERE THE GROOM CRIES SEEING THE BRIDE WALK DOWN FBWKFJWK NAURRRR WHEN IS IT MY TURN !!!!!!! WHEN !!!!!!! …hyuna and dawn back together?

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???? 😭😭 about the txt cb??

[narurein]

Adrienette fancomic for ya’ll based on this fanart I made 2 years ago (the photo of marinette in hanfu lol)! [link]  

♡ ♡ ♡ happy valentines & chinese new year my dudes! ♡ ♡ ♡

[iloveschiaparelli]

@sweetsoona To elaborate, basically, the Maze Runner movies were what got me through high school. I probably have watched Scorch Trials alone like 30-40 times since I first saw it in February 2017. My obsessive indulgence into what little BTS content I was able to get my hands on is what led to me deciding I wanted to work on 1 film, then multiple films, and now I want to work on MANY. As most of you probably know, Wes Ball is the director of all 3 movies, they're his first feature film work (Although he was originally hired by Fox straight out of college to develop a feature film based on his college thesis, Ruin. There is even an abandoned facebook page for the feature film. You can actually see a lot of influence from Ruin present in KOTPOTA and throughout the Maze Runner Movies, which I love. But I digress.

As a 17 year old who was freaking obsessed with the Maze Runner and the OST by John Paesano (who also did KOTPOTA btw), who had also recently discovered how to download Ren'Py and make visual novels with it (shitty ones, only one of which made it to release and which I will take to my grave with me because it was Very Cringe and I mean apocalyptically so.) I also am a 2D digital artist.

So in February 2020, in one afternoon I learned about the Mouse Guard feature film dir. Wes Ball and in the very same afternoon 20 minutes later learned about it being cancelled in the Disney Fox acquisition. TO THIS DAY I am still bitter about it, especially now that I've read some of the comics and realized how badly we have been burned by the cancellation. If I ever win the lottery I am giving Wes Ball full funding and unconditional artistic freedom to make it happen. Just let me be a PA 👉👈.

Anyway this all came together, with the first several weeks of quarantine, to create the perfect storm. I decided I was going to make an otome where you go on a date with Wes Ball and get married, and the game would be filled with BTS content for whatever movie was being made (i hadn't learnt it yet but it would have been KOTPOTA lol) and my idea is that it would be one of a series of games about my fav directors. In hindsight, as someone who has now been in film a bit, CRINGE!!!!!!! Filmmakers are real people too. Can't believe I did this. But anyway I drew my own BGs and CGs and started making the script from scratch. it was barely any content but here is the kiss CG I had put together for when he kisses you over dinner at a fancy restaurant while wearing that RATTY HAT that Wes Ball wore in LITERALLY EVERY ON SET INTERVIEW UNTIL KOTPOTA at which point I assume it was just too thoroughly in rags to keep wearing.

And here is a screen recording of the entire irredeemably embarassing 2 minutes of content I made. Unedited. It's been 4 years since I made this and I legitimately forgot it existed until 2 weeks ago when I found my old ren'py project files on a thumb drive in my bedroom. Also, in hindsight, I really should have dreamed bigger and made the player character like, part of the crew or something. A magazine journalist is so much less believable. Also Wes Ball if you see this I am in film school dropout limbo due to economic disaster in a city with no film activity pls help <3

On my hands and knees begging you to elaborate because What

— @sweetsoona

This is the original tag anon is referring to