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imagine wanting to take a goal away from william eklund i’d just kill myself instead and actually contribute to society
#its actually so serious to me he’s literally a child i’ll kill you#disgusting old men#take one of mike hoffman’s instead leave my boy alone#sharks lb
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Bombastic side-eye to those who simp for creeplander and Bigot Butcher.
lmao! honestly valid<3
i am such a simp for all the strangest, horrible, way too colorful and damaged fucking tool motherfuckers.
lionel luthor~<3 norman osborn~<3 judge claude frollo~<3 bob kelso~<3 gerard argent~<3 and of course~<3 CAN'T forget papa thanos or daddy darkseid~<3<3<3 i'm a sick bastard and i ain't even ashamed. ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
#lmao#valid#morally reprehensible#disgusting old men#you don't understand#i need my old bastards#as terrible as possible#and pure evil#billy butcher#homelander#lionel luthor#norman osborn#judge claude frollo#bob kelso#gerard argent#darkseid#thanos#delicious
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a class in history & subtlety
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst ocs#twst oc#iris siribica 🍷#lilia vanrouge#twst x oc#irilia 🦇🍷#lilia vanrouge fanart#theyre so disgusting to me#uughh…..#imagine being at nrc and having to witness two old men#flirting like this#in class#🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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OK so Baul and Lilias friendship lives in my mind rent free, so I think that a few days after silver gets sick for the first time and mama and papa zigvolt manage to teach lilia the proper way to care for a sick infant after he comes over to their house tembling with poorly restrained panic, Baul goes over with v little persuasion from his daughter to check up on them.
What he sees is a happy and healthy Silver just quietly smiling up at him from Lilias arms while Lilia is passed out in his rocking chair fevered and red from catching baby's first cold.
Baul immediately assigns himself caretaker duties, doesn't even bother trying to move Silver from Lilias arms and instead just picks them both up to deposit them both in Lilias bed for a proper nap before checking the fridge for tomato soup ingredients.
When he first heard from his daughter that Lilia— Lilia Vanrouge, the once General of the Right, feared commander of the fae armies and scourge of humankind— had adopted a human child and had been caring for it for several months now, Baul had roared with laughter so hard that he split a scale wide open on his cheek.
It was certainly a poor excuse for a joke, the very kind of rumor that the castle fae still bitter over Lilia's persistent existence four hundred years later might spread. The very idea that Lilia, Lilia Vanrouge, would debase himself to care for a human child not of his blood, to stoop so low as to toil over its screeching and wailing demands when he had bathed in the screams of its own kind with a mad vengeance after the tragedy of Lady Meleanor . . . not even four hundred years of honeyed peace was enough to sweeten that wound.
Time, it seemed, had forgotten what was so cruelly emblazoned in the very depths of Baul's mind, in Lilia's own memories, and the nightmares of all those surviving fae who stalked the forests during those blood-soaked nights. Those born in kinder years had never known the horror of human avarice, and even his own daughter had taken up residence with one of their kind despite her father's immense displeasure, simpering, soft-hearted fool that her husband was.
At least, to Baul's proud credit, their lineage rippled strong and true through his grandchildren— and with his daughter due any day under the weight of a third, he's only too certain for another healthy, bouncing, scaled Zigvolt.
So when she had simply stared back at him with crossed arms and an arched brow while he had laughed and laughed and laughed, a sinking kind of horror began to creep into his heart— surely . . . she wasn't serious?
Months— hardly the blink of an eye for faekind, but everything to humans. Months, Lilia had kept a child for several months, and not once had tried to rid himself of it? Not once tried to deposit it upon the stoop of a human village and wipe his hands clean of the responsibility of child-rearing? He had been taking advice from Baul's daughter and her wisp of a husband on how to pacify and coddle it? He had barged into their home, fretful beyond measure with a colicky babe clutched in his arms, and all but demanded them to cure the child?
("Or what?" Baul found himself asking, utterly bewildered and needing to find some kernel of normalcy in the fact that surely Lilia had menaced his daughter's husband some into obeying his whims.
"Or nothing, Father," she said, the taunting ghost of a knowing smile playing about her lips. "In all the years that I've known him, I've never seen him quite so distraught. He stayed by the crib all night, frozen— we had to tell him it was alright to breathe and to hold Silver's hand if he wanted, it was as if he was afraid to hurt him.")
Silver? Lilia, afraid? Holding the hand of some human child?
It simply couldn't be true.
It couldn't be, this had to be some elaborate, poorly executed prank.
He clung to that belief even as his daughter shoved a bundle of medicine, food, and knitted blankets into his arms with the stern instruction to deliver them to Lilia's home (Home! He had never heard the forest cottage to be described in such terms! The place was a hovel, a storage shed for Lilia to dump his treasures before venturing off to the next location, how could it be considered a home?).
He clung to it even as he emerged from the woods to the path that led up to the cottage's door, casting unnerved glances to the strange and new abundance of woodland creatures skulking about the thatched roof and scampering along the thick tree trunk supporting the cottage like a lean-to, soft little animals that would have darted away in fright from Lilia's presence before Baul's own.
He clung to it until he could no more, when he threw open the cottage door with an odd tightness in his chest to see his oldest friend collapsed on a worn and lumpy armchair with a honest-to-goodness human baby snuggled safely within his arms and sucking happily on a stray piece of ruby-stained hair. Beyond them, a soothing glow flickered in the fireplace where a kettle of milk quietly steamed, and the scattered presence of cloth toys littered the living room floor along with (Baul shuddered) well-thumbed pamphlets, their covers illustrated with the cheerful faces of frolicking human children.
What had this child done to Lilia Vanrouge?
#lettie's asks#lettie writes#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#baul zigvolt#twisted wonderland silver#twst silver#diasomnia#ughhhh baul is so FASICNATING TO ME#i like to think that he's absolutely disgusted at first that lilia's adopted a human child#and he cares for it by the sheer virtue of his friendship and loyalty to lilia#BUT THE SIGHTS IN THAT HOME!! THE SHAKEN FOUNDATION THAT IS HIS BELIEF THAT LILIA WOULD NEVER CARE TO INVITE HUMANITY UPON HIMSELF#TO SEE ALL THE TOYS AND SOFT BLANKETS AND THE EVIDENCE THAT THEY SLEEP SNUGGLED TOGETHER#get WRECKED you useless old men#that child is lilia's BABY#HIS BABY BOY AND BY GOD SILVER DOMESTICATED HIM WITHIN 24 HRS#lilia: oh how could i ever love a human will i ever know#silver: exists#and now im off to nap bc these cramps are Winning
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This suggestion comes from @rychlastrela
And, oh boy, am I glad I got this suggestion, because this is frickin' adorable :3
They are so in love and it's giving me life.
#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#artwork#maxberrydoesart#maxberry does tf2 art#speeding bullet#tf2 ship#sniper tf2#scout tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2#team fortress 2#sniper x scout#scout#sniper#slow dancing#old man yaoi#trans artist#queer artist#queer#team fortress fanart#scout fanart#fanart#they are so in love its disgusting#gay#gay men#scout x sniper
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the obvious double standard with which we as a society treat amab nonbinary people and trans women who don't fit the level of feminity that they're expected to is actually disgusting.
#I see it every day in the way my gm (and closest friend at work) is constantly misgendered without anyone apologizing#but everyone uses the correct pronouns for me and quickly corrects themselves if they mess up.#I see it in the way my nonbinary dad#couldn't be friends with women in our old homeschool group#without rumors being constantly spread that they were just trying to get in the women's pants.#I see it in the way my mom was disgusted and disturbed by discovering my dad's early forays into crossdressing#but is proud of me for being my authentic self.#I see it in the way my dad is still scared to wear a skirt despite frequently expressing a desire to#for fear of being seen as “an ugly man in a dress".#I see it in the way my theatre director is constantly called they or he despite clearly having she/her pronouns on her email.#I see it in the way my mom refuses to use the correct pronouns for my dad even though they are out to her#and constantly “forgets” my gm's pronouns even though I've used they/them for them for months.#deep down I know if I was born with a penis my mom would think of my transness much differently.#when “women” embrace masculinity they are seen as empowered at best and at worst as victims of the patriarchy.#confused little girls who don't know any better.#when “men” embrace feminity they are seen as predators. traps. manipulative freaks.#I see it every day. It's so deeply ingrained in our society it seems like there's no escaping it.
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currently considering using my powers (aka an ao3 account) for evil, to write a donny/joe fanfic.
#DONT BE MEAN TO ME ‼️ tiktok is whispering in my ear 😞#imagine the conflict we could give them…….#old man yaoi……..#joe’s disgust and disappointment with himself when he can’t quit donny….#melania’s hysterical relief when she finds out…… barron’s awkwardness with his dad bc he was the first one to discover the affair….#the way that donald would be the one who says he and joe should just abandon it all…. ‘let’s leave these clowns to the circus joe…’#he approaches joe on the eve of the election…….. fireworks reflecting off the dark water of that stupid little lake they have or w/e#the loneliness of being two of the most polarising men in the country…….. the world…………..
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tumblr pls add the option to disable msgs from explicit blogs
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A variety of Trikey kisses! Happy boyfriend day!
#trevor philips#trikey#gta v#michael de santa#look at them#disgusting old men i love them#old man yaoi
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Actually, roll it back. Lets all just return to the caves.
#society was a mistake#I just tried to watch a romance movie#it was awful#idk if its bc i dont like men#but instantly cringed at the 'perfect male lead'#actually nauseous#aroace#aromantic#asexual#why is straight person media so bad#give me the cringefail old men#infinitely less disgusting
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I m a g i n e. Picture it.
You're a gunslinger. Have been for a long time. Your reputation proceeds you. Sometimes, that's a good thing. Other times, it's your worst enemy. People either sing your praises and cheer as you walk down the street, or you are constantly looking over your shoulder for the malevolent gazes watching you from the dark. There's no in between. One day, you find yourself at a bar. A rundown bar within a dusty town that seems presumably empty, but you can feel the hostility oozing from every dark corner like a bad omen. You try to ignore it, settling down and ordering a shot of your favorite whiskey. You tell yourself to keep your cool, to act as unsuspecting as possible... but to keep a hand poised near your gun at all times. The bar's swing doors slam open. You glance over your shoulder, raising an eyebrow from under the brow of your dark hat. There stands a red panda; so small, it seems like a bad joke. She is wearing clothes reminiscent to yours, but they're too big for her. It's like she borrowed an older sibling's clothes and then strolled out into town, intent on playing with the big kids.
You don't move, just silently watch this red panda clomp into the bar, heading directly toward you. You don't have anything to say; although, at this point, you questioned if you could even come up with something to say.
The red panda struggles and climbs up the stool, excessively grunting and taking far longer than was comfortable to achieve the action. Once she was finally done, she turns to you, slapping an arm on the bar and asks with the most strained, unhinged laughter you have ever heard in your 45 years of life,
"So. Mouthwashing, am I right-?"
I'm s o r r y. This is all my long, unhinged way to say "I wrote a Mouthwashing fix-it fic in the span of a day and half and wanted to tell you guys, but in the most cursed way possible"
Why did I write this cursed lil ramble to say something which could have easily been said in one sentence??
I don't know.
I'm just showing you guys my weird, niche ability to write really cursed stuff but with such misleading language, you can be tricked into thinking I'm n o t writing an elaborate shit post.
I am obsessed with Mouthwashing, man. I relate to Curly so much, so I wrote a one shot where he actually got it right-
Fun fact; writing this fic, I discovered something about myself.
I really like sort of pathetic, blond himbo men who make mistakes, but ultimately mean well and have a heart of gold.
First, it was Asgore, my beloved. <3 Now, Curly has joined him. Something is wrong with me.
W A I T, C R A P. I JUST REALIZED. IN STARDEW, THE PERSON I LATCH ONTO THE MOST IS SAM. HE'S NOT A MIDDLE-AGED, SCRUNKLY MAN LIKE ASGORE OR CURLY YET, BUT HE'S LIKE. THE BABY VERSION. GOD, HELP ME, I AM REALIZING TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF-
#mouthwashing#I have decided#In another life; that's who I would be#I would be the slightly pathetic blond himbo friend who makes mistakes but ultimately means well#I g u e s s I'm that in *this* life#Only I have red hair and I'm a girl instead of a blond; 40 something year old man-#I don't have a type; s h u t u p-#It's just a coincidence that the men I latch onto all seem to be some variant of slightly pathetic but ultimately big sweetheart blond guy#Then there's just E r r o r#Standing in the corner; the black sheep staring at the others with absolutely disgusted confusion#Smh bold of me to assume Error *isn't* a slightly pathetic but ultimately big sweetheart guy#That's how I end up making him tbh#The only difference is bro doesn't have hair and if he did; it wouldn't be blond#G o d; maybe I do have a type-
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found another novel with a fucking dogshit husband
#i just want to kill these men so fucking badly#'why does my wife think im having a fucking affair with my stepsister?'#why do you let your fully fucking grown 21 year old stepsister sit on your lap giggling and drinking wine#and then act like your wife is the irrational one for getting disgusted and wanting a divorce
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Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.
#unforth rambles#brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them#putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life#the words parent and father both exist yall#like idk but also wtf#see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men#idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one#but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will#no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem#maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay#but given tumblr demographics and all#like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing#we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually#and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian#i really wish we could just fuckin stop#to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language#being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality#for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute#its ew who would say that#anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth
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Not Hinge making me question whether I actually like men
#also the deal breaker thing doesn’t work for me and it keeps showing me 18 year olds💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#hinge thinks i’m a nonce apparently#but idk all of the men are just.. unappealing#there was one cute one but he turned out to be 19 so. no❤️#and i mean obvs i do still like men#but i thought women were exaggerating when they said all the men are disgusting😭😭😭#i almost liked an australian guy (yk why if you’ve been on my blog recently lmao) but he actually wasn’t that cute#and why do all the guys have 10 group photos like idk who you are babe
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I'm sick of average-looking animated boys being the love interest. I need more Gross characters. I want my murder/love interests to look like they've spent years killing and splattered with blood
i want to be courted and threatened by a genuine threat.
#personal#trash thoughts#its not that i dont like animie boys#im just.... bored?#where are my gross men?#where are my disgusting meow meows??#where are the pushing 50 old men slicked with sweat and blood as they chase you though the woods?#WHERE ARE MY GROSS FREAKS!?
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I feel like I'm going insane reading all the terrible information coming out of the currently on-going trial of the alleged murderers of Brianna Ghey, a transgender teenager who was murdered here in the UK several months ago, some of the most bleak shit imaginable, allegations of months and months of attempts to poison Brianna (and then finally resorting to stabbing her multiple times), very explicit transphobia in a lot of the leaked transcripts (including Boy X, the male teenage alleged murderer, writing that he wanted to see if Brianna screamed like a man or a woman) juxtaposed against TERFs and general transphobes rushing like vultures to a rotting carcass to "correct" journalists who are using she/her pronouns for Brianna, turning themselves inside out to try and make excuses for murder (I know a lot of autistic people fyi, and they don't horrifically murder trans people or anyone lol), and making sure to remind everyone that the killing had nothing to do with transphobia (because it was never explictly charged as a hate crime), not at all, the alleged murderers of Brianna were just looking for some rando to kill. Like.....are you all collectively hallucinating a scenario where YOU look like the morally decent people in a situation where you are bending over backwards to diminish the brutal death of a 16 year old? Even if it could be proved 100% that transphobia played no part in Brianna's death, you still look like freaks. Seriously.
If you can even make the horrific murder of a teenager all about you and your foulness, you are very very sick.
#i know i have t3rfs and their ilk following me. just know i think you are some of the sickest fucks on the planet. enjoy my blog.#transphobia/#violent transphobia/#brianna was a 16 year old teenage girl with her whole life ahead of her#everyone who knew and loved her said she was kind and funny and welcoming#she was brutally stabbed and then left to die in the cold on her own#if diminishing that is feminism to you then please never darken my door#and the fact that the women in these terf circles allow the men in their ranks#to talk about trans people and teenagers or anyone#in language that is so fucking degrading and disgusting#you think they won't do the same when a cis woman is brutally murdered??? you think they give a fuck about you???#wrong.
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