#disclaimer: im FINE

[shadowsandshapes]

OoOOooooOOooo I'm mentally ill~

[thursdayglrl]

once more thinking about how funny the “you’ve made it so far” “you survived all your worst days” etc type adages are when you’re someone who’s only alive cause you suck at dying

[lucabyte]

A belief in Nominative Determinsim

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm sorry I let down my guard.

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[altschmerzes]

i just. really wish people would realize it's possible to reblog a post about platonic relationships and expressing an appreciation for them or defending their legitimacy and capacity for depth and complexity and intimacy etc without feeling the need to talk in the tags about how much they love romance also or how much they also think 'a secret third thing' is great. like. you don't need to do that. in fact, please DON'T do that.

[powersandplanetaries]

I know that news stories about Indigenous people leading ecological stewardship movements are very charismatic and heartwarming, and if your heritage or culture inspires you to work towards better care for the environment that is incredible and extremely admirable, but we're clear on the fact that Indigenous rights and Land Back movements shouldn't depend on First Nations people being mystical Noble Savage, Closer To Nature poster children, yes?

Indigenous self-determination applies to the person who becomes a teacher because she wants to help fill a need in underserved northern reservations. It applies to the person who studies engineering because the job market is good and he likes cool cars. It applies to the woman who works a government job because it's a stable job with a decent salary on which to raise her kids, and the woman who works a government job because she wants to represent and be a voice for her people. It applies to the person who is a lawyer trying to correct the over-incarceration of First Nations people, and her son who wants to be a professional baseball player because he loves sports. It applies to the grad student who wants to bring traditional knowledge into field work, and the goth hairdresser who spends every weekend going to punk shows and anime conventions in the city. It applies to the person who considers themself Two Spirit, and the person who uses non-binary instead because they dont feel that umbrella term fits them. None of these examples are hypotheticals- these are all people I personally know, either friends or family friends or even members of my family. All of these people are equally Indigenous, whether or not they fit your image of what a marginalized people's priorities "should" be. They are not gone, and they are not "stuck in the past". Happy National Indigenous People Day. Do better.

[crabussy]

this is not a pony that is a human person. this is a predator animal what the fuck is up with those forward facing eyes. thats not even a mane that is a full head of hair

[stardustinyoureyes]

The Umbrella Academy Season 4 moodboard!!!!

[horse-head-farms]

okay hear me out guys: trans girl Hypno

i have no explanation for this other than 1) i think it is fun 2) it gives the boob window a purpose (future investment for when boobs happen)

[stayatsam]

tbh nothing's probably a bigger honor to me as an artist than someone using my stuff as a style reference or even doing studies of my art. every now and then someone shows me something they did of mine and im like WOW!!! look at that!

[mcybree]

i need to start hating other characters besides just scott apparently. does anyone have suggestions

[ribbittrobbit]

hey mutuals hmu if i can complain with you about the phenomenon of t*ylor sw*ft bec its that time of year again

[receding-tides]

Pearl and Marina: "oh fuck, OH FUCK!"

💜 hope you have a nice day!

Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I'll write you something

"Pearlie, is everything okay in there?"

Of course the collection of explicitives were going to draw attention from her girlfriend. Pearl, dragging the frying pan off the hob and frantically fanning the thin trail of smoke away with a paper towel, forced a grin even though Marina was on the other side of a closed door. "A'course! Everything's fiiine!" Phew. She'd managed to prevent the smoke alarm from going off. That would be a real snitch. "You know you don't have to worry about me, 'Rina!" Totally not. Pearl felt her grin turn to slightly more of a grimace as she observed the contents of the pan. "I said I'd make you a totally awesome breakfast and it's going, like, so awesomely!"

Well, she supposed somehow managing to burn specifically the middle of a pancake was awesome in its own way. At least she'd managed to prevent a fire?

"... Okay." Marina, unfortunately, sounded like she did not fully believe that everything was fine. She knew Pearl was putting a lot of herself into making this birthday breakfast for her, though, and didn't want to ruin that by interfering, unless there was an absolute emergency. Which there wasn't, because Pearl had things totally under control! "Call me if you want a hand, though."

"I got things under control! No hands necessary. I mean, other than my own." Pearl waved one of them, still unseen, and almost scalded her hair with a fresh-out-of-the-frying-pan spatula. "You are going to go back to bed and wait and feel loved and appreciated."

That did bring a very adorable laugh out of her. The best sound. The confidence booster for Pearl that she could, in fact, make an extravagant breakfast, even if she was significantly worse at multitasking than Marina was. "Okay, Pearlie," she said, affection in her voice. "I know it'll be great if you're putting so much love into it."

Of course it would! Marina had done the same thing for Pearl on her own birthday earlier in the month, and it had been the best meal the little squid had ever experienced in her life. Also one of the biggest, even if that had been a measurement-conversion mistake, and Pearl had felt too stuffed to move for half the day afterwards. Knowing Marina had put so much love into doing that for her motivated her to put in every bit as much effort now. Without giving her girlfriend mild stomach cramps in the process, hopefully.

It was... a little disheartedning that the pancakes were the first thing she was messing up, in a significant way, when that was something she was used to making, but... it was fine. There were just a lot of different things for her to keep track of, and she'd stopped paying attention for a moment.

The rest of this pancake seemed done, though, even if there was a very charred patch in the middle. She could cut that part out and style it so it had Marina's '8' logo in the centre! Pearl was a genius.

With the distraction now out of the way, she could hear a hissing sound.

"... Ah, shit, the eggs."

Maybe it seemed that she struggled a little bit, to the average, uncultured-in-Pearl person. And, well, some parts were a little cold by the time she'd finished organising the four different foods she'd been cooking at the same time.

The look on Marina's face, the sparkle in her eyes, when she took the first bite, was worth every ounce of effort.

(Plus, only about ten percent of the food was totally inedible! That was a new personal record. Pearl really did a good job today, after all!)

[bunabi]

also dentist update if anyone was curious:

I enrolled in an insurance plan and I have an appointment tomorrow for a consultation at a trustworthy place 💕

I have to waste time fighting the previous dentist into releasing the xray records they promised to send me days ago, but after that I'm evergreen baby

[tokyogruel]

silly quirky funny shidou artsies aside if i Do end up posting something truly nsfw please know that it will be behind like, 7 layers of links to click through and there will be a disclaimer towards minors.like hey, if youve made it this far, i dont want you to see it, but i know i cant stop you from clicking on the final image, (especially if youre persistent enough to click through my link labyrinth) BUT

and this next part is more of a safety reminder for those under 18 in general, since internet safety i guess just isnt taught half the time in school nowadays

but for the love of god, if you are under 18 years old do not share NSFW around. absolutely do not share NSFW on your blog, or any social media. do not save it to your computer or your phone. and ABSOLUTELY DO NOT EVER SHARE OR DISCUSS NSFW IMAGERY WITH ADULTS. a good adult does not want to see or share nsfw with minors (and yes, this is especially true for those "fandom moms" who send nsfw art in an attempt to ""bring awareness"" to it or whatever bullshit they spout these days)

minors, for your safety (and mine, because a minor possessing nsfw an adult made can get that adult in serious trouble) just. dont share nsfw. theres no way for me to know if youve seen it with your eyeballs but just... leave the page. i get it, i was 15 and rebellious and wanted to see boobs when i was young, but please heed my warning for safety.