#disaster unit // [what you're looking for has been here the whole time]

[the-firebird69]

Corbin et al v. Prummell, Jr. et al, No. 2:2022cv00394 - Document 67 (M.D. Fla. 2023) :: Justia

There are people that got nabbed of his and he didn't lift a finger to get them out and they got out of course and he found out that he's trying to incinerate his own people and they're telling their own people this is what he's doing. The prison is full of Trumsters and sis moron and he's tried this war to do it too and her son and daughter say the embeds are just part of it the program's part of it the weapons are part of it it just does not mean everything. Unless they get the Saturn weaponry going and that will take long time and also even if they do it is not the coup de Gran because you can hit the laser from here and the guys a fool and doesn't know this stuff for some reason. And he doesn't get it OK people are stopping you with your nukes your army is gonna be gone and the reason that you're dying is you you're a little child and you don't belong here you don't leave you're definitely going to die. We're going after you right now we're gonna wipe your forces out of Trump.

Thor Freya

This has been going on for years here this moron going after his own people is going after other people too as if there were nothing. He harasses my grandson like he's nothing and my grandson gets up and wipes out huge portions of his armies in the Midwest to take it over like they're not even there he is a standing army that can wipe out probably half of our armies in a day and we don't do anything because this loser next door to control them contained or stop them from growing and said absolute disaster and we have to start paying attention to it.

President of the United States Joseph Biden

I'm also on board with this but my son is not the problem it's This guy Trump and everybody's looking at my son saying it's his responsibility to stop what's going on or he's to blame it's the same thing is what you're saying. And you're wrong and Trump has pulled the wool over your eyes he's the one influencing to do stuff and it's his thing he's a middleman. I've never seen people ruin themselves and bend the law to do so so much in my life if you want to die go commit suicide including you mac proper you're so lazy and stupid these idiots are looking you in the eye saying they're eating their way to the top and you're the ones we're eating. Get a **** life.

Vice President Camilla Harris of the United States

We have to say this we're used to having them do stuff and they're backstabbing us with almost anything that we have them do. Everybody is telling us where a bunch of hose bags and losers cause this morons making fun of us cause he has taken advantage of us in some ways. Gonna put it into it and take care of this **** **** **** he's got devices we have to go into his bunkers and take them out. And yeah we're gonna fight over taking over the bunkers

mac proper

And we can't let them at those devices or facilities because they'll use the device say with these **** did it. They're not gonna be taking those over and we're in pulling all that junk out and if they don't leave they're dead and just push a whole bunch out and say they're doing what trump wants who cares he said stuff they don't do it or you said stuff and they do do it. He's a defunct defacto leader and he is a zombie and is a dead man and you people are playing some game and you don't even understand what you're doing. You're pitiful.

Thor Freya

Olympus

We have proof you're taking over the Midwest and so you're not taking area OK. I do see what you're saying we're not doing anything either a bunch of lazy pieces of **** and 100 percent parasite is brought on by the Max but who cares we just keep doing it and don't do other stuff. For now it's starting to change a little he says but we're right on his tail. And we're gonna have to threaten all this crazy stuff and we'll just die off and the Mac property know what they're doing and this guy has to put up with it and it's not really fair or right or mathematically correct for our people or our realm. We do see it a little differently than the sky Trump he's a crazy **** who's falling for their stuff almost on purpose. Them out of there right now we need them out of there all day long and night because there's an election coming in 30 days for sheriff.

a cork

bja

Olympus

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Tag Dump 6

[nxttheendxfthestxry]

Tag Dump - Ships, Pt 3 [Final]

[ground-zero-idiocies]

I got a funny Fallout 4 prompt. So basically the Sole Survivor has all of their companions together in one room. Sole comes up with the most insanely stupid battle plan imaginable, that will never succeed and will just create a huge disaster and fail horribly. As they are describing their completely insane and idiotic plan, Nick Valentine being the Dad he is to Sole grounds them/puts them in time out, in front of everyone.

I like it. Let's do it.

Fallout 4 Companions React: A Terrible Battle Plan

Oh no! The [Bad guys] are invading from [direction]! Nora needs a plan to deal with the dastardly threat of the evil [villain]! Nora and friends meet in the Sanctuary War room, which may or may not have been a wine cellar before the bombs.

Now, let me explain something to you, dear reader. On this particular day, Nora is drunk. As in, probably-should-get-to-a-hospital-for-alcohol-poisoning-but-hospitals-don't-exist-anymore drunk. With that context, we shall continue.

Nora slowly stumbles up, dropping their sidearm and not noticing. "Here's the...uh...plan. We charge straight into their base, quicksave a bunch of times, and then kill the bad...ugh...guys. Foolproof plan."

As Nora nearly falls over, Nick Valentine catches her and sets her down on a chair. A look of pained irritation comes over his robotic face, his patched skin only serving to make his emotions more clear.

"Are you out of your mind?? You want us to charge in, guns blazing, right into the heart of enemy territory? You're the general of the Minutemen, a Sentinel of the Brotherhood, Second-in-Command of the Railroad, oh, and leader of the God-damn Institute! Do you know how many lives can be lost when you're too stoned to make a tactical decision, the day before our big counter-strike? I don't like this, but go sit in the corner. I mean it. You are in time-out. If you want to get us all killed, fine. My time's far come and gone, but you don’t get to mess up the whole damn Commonwealth because you couldn’t be bothered to put down the psycho can!”

Nick huffs and sits back down. The Companions murmur to each other; they’ve never seen Nick so angry.

Cait: “Well honestly I don’t see you you’re so damn angry. Not like there’s anything wrong with chems, now is there mister Valentine?? And the plan might’ve been total shite but who even follows plans??”

Codsworth: “Mum, I have to tell you that I am disappointed! I knew that I liked would sustain damage in the counter-strike but I did believe that you would at least attempt to create a valid plan of attack as to save as many lives as possible! Truly disappointing. What would sir have said?”

Curie: “My databanks show that tactics such as yours fail approximately 83% of the time. Zis plan is historically unstable and dangerous and I cannot be a combat medic if we all are incinerated before we even enter zee base!”

Danse: “I have to agree with madam Curie here. Brotherhood records show that this plan will likely lead to not only the deaths of your entire unit but also an extremely minor setback to our enemy, probably not delaying their plans in any major way. This was irresponsible, Sentinel. I’m extremely disappointed.

Gage: “Nicky, I don’t know why you’re chewin her out like that! That is a tactically sound plan. My boys use it literally all the time.

Hancock: “Sister, you know how much I love chems. Jet, Psycho, Mentats, everything. But even I know when the time to not use them is. If you really need to do important shit, you better put the box away until after you’re done. You gotta think straight, man! Your head’s all fucked up.”

Longfellow: “You got high for a meeting? How does that help anything? You gotta get drunk for a meeting! Come on. This is like…being alive 101. Maybe you should go pour yourself a bath. It does smell kinda fishy in here anyway..”

MacCready: “Look lady, the gunners aren’t exactly known for their amazing tactics and even I could tell you that that plan sucks. Maybe you deserve to be chewed out by Nick. Really, you gotta do better.”

Nick Valentine: Angry Dad Staring

[mimisempai]

I will always find you

Summary:

End, continuation and fixing of the episode 6, Loki is facing Mobius who does not know who he is and Mobius does not know where to look for Loki. Will they manage to find each other?

Notes:

I had to fix it, it's done. End of The story of Loki and Mobius - Season 1 series on AO3 I'll begin soon a whole rewriting of the season 1. Follow my other series for more Lokius oneshot post-canon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32584870

3008 words - rating G

He was back at the TVA.

Mobius!

He was about to rush to find him when he stopped abruptly.

Sylvie... the kiss...

Now that the adrenaline from the fight had worn off, thinking about the kiss gave him such a weird feeling.

He didn't know what had made her kiss him, if it was a desperate attempt to change his mind or if it had been to betray him.

He had not even answered the kiss, too shocked to react, and she had taken advantage of it to send him here, at the TVA through a Timedoor.

Mobius, he had to find Mobius. That was his only thought.

He ran through the hallways in a desperate manner. Everywhere there was turmoil.

He came to the archives, between the familiar shelves, and there he saw him, next to Hunter B-15, finally.

It was like coming home, the sight of the familiar face and stance giving him an unimaginable feeling of comfort, the impression that everything was going to be alright, that anything was possible despite the disaster.

Mobius seemed flustered and as Loki went on, he heard their conversation.

"That's, what, 63 new branches in this unit alone?"

"Does he want us to just let them all branch?"

"At this point, how are we gonna stop it?"

Loki shouted, "We can't!"

Mobius looked at him surprised, "What? What'd you say?"

Loki shouted back, "It's done, Mobius. We made a terrible mistake."

Loki wondered why Mobius didn't react, why he seemed so distant, as he asked him, "What's done?"

Loki answered hastily, "We freed the Timeline. We found him beyond the storm. A Citadel at the End of Time. He's terrifying. He planned everything. He's seen everything. He knows everything. It's complicated. Okay?"

Mobius replied, bewilderment on his face, "Right."

Loki continued, "But someone is coming. Countless different versions of a very dangerous person. And they're all set on war. We need to prepare."

Mobius tried to soothe him, but something wasn't right, "Take it easy. You're an analyst, right? What division are you from?"

"What? What are you talking about?"

It was Loki's turn not to understand as Mobius asked him, pressing, "Who are you?What's your name?" and that Hunter B-15 was calling for reinforcements, "Boots on the ground now. Archives."

To Loki's dismay, Mobius asked again, "Who are you?"

Loki felt the same pain break his heart as when Mobius had been disintegrated before his eyes. Panting, he slowly turned around and his eyes fell on the spot where the three timekeeper statues normally stood. Instead, there was a statue of the man, the demon, he didn't know what to call it, the one who was in the Void.

Loki understood.

It was not his TVA, it was not his Mobius. It wasn't him!

As the guards came towards him, he felt hope returning and the wheels of his brain turning at full speed, he had to find a way to get back to the TVA from the main timeline.

———————

Meanwhile, Mobius and Hunter B-15 watched the main timeline split into hundreds of timelines.

Mobius, more than a little worried, said aloud, "No turning back now."

Hunter B-15 replied, "Who said anything about turning back?"

"For all time."

"Always."

One sentence remained while the uncertainty was complete.

"Mobius! Mobius!"

Mobius turned at the call of his name. Casey was beckoning him over. He quickly rushed toward him.

"What?"

"You told me to tell you as soon as I had access to data about Loki! I found it! Because of the multiplication of timelines, we now have access to the Void's timeline. We can see what's going on there! Look at it! There he is! Loki is here!"

Mobius pulled up a chair and sat down next to Casey, his eyes focused on the screen, deaf to everything going on around him.

Sylvie and Loki seemed to be in a castle or building and across from them stood an unknown man who spoke, "Better hurry. Timeline's already branching."

Sylvie seemed to look surprisingly aggressive as she addressed him, "So, what are you suggesting? That we think about it. And what precisely is there to think about?"

Loki turned to her, looking almost imploring, "Weren't you listening to what he was saying? That's the gambit. Remove the dictator and what fills the void?"

The way the screen reflected the image, he couldn't see Sylvie's face, but he heard the animosity in her voice when she said, "Ah. You want the throne?"

Oh no...After all that Loki had done to become better, how could she say something like that?

Loki replied in an urging tone, "No, that's not it. No."

"I don't believe you." Sylvie's tone was unmistakable. Mobius, who knew Loki perfectly could read all the distress on his face as he tried to convince Sylvie.

"Sylvie, the universe is in the balance, everything we know to be true. Everything. I know the TVA has hurt us both. But what if by taking him out, we risk unleashing something even worse? All I'm suggesting is we just take a minute to think about it. I promise you from my heart this isn't about a throne."

Of course not! I always knew it. Only you didn't know it Loki, you thought that's all you could be, that that was your glorious purpose. I always knew you were capable of much greater things.

Sylvie insisted, " What was I thinking trusting you? Has this whole thing been a con?"

Mobius' heart broke for Loki who answered her, his voice clearly strained, "Really? That's what you think of me... after all this time? Sure. Why not? Evil Loki's master plan comes together. Well, you never trusted me, did you? What was the point? Can't you see? This is bigger than our experience."

Sylvie, completely unmoved by Loki's argument, answered him, "Why aren't we seeing this the same way?"

Loki replied, looking defeated, "Because you can't trust... and I can't be trusted."

Oh yes Loki. You can be trusted. I trust you with my life, without hesitation, without even thinking for a second. Don't you see that you are not the same as you were?

"Then I guess we're in a pickle."

After these words, Sylvie attacked him. On the screen it was impossible to follow the whole fight, but it was clear that Loki was only defending himself and refused to go on the offensive, until he magically placed himself between Sylvie and his target. Mobius saw with horror Sylvie's blade on Loki's throat. a.

"Stop. "I've been where you are. I've felt what you feel. Don't ask me how I know. All I know... is I don't wanna hurt you. I don't want a throne. I just…" Loki sighed deeply before continuing, "I just want you to be okay."

Sylvie lowered her arms and suddenly kissed him. Mobius' heart sank as the kiss dragged on and suddenly Sylvie stepped aside and said, softly, "But I'm not you." before pushing Loki through a Timedoor.

"Where is he? Casey, where is Loki now?"

Casey didn't have time to answer, as the screen blurred and Loki was back on the screen. This time the surroundings were much more familiar.

"It's the Time Theater!" shouted Hunter B-15.

Mobius started to run, arriving at the door, he opened it and called, "Loki!"

Nothing. The room was empty.

"Mobius! Mobius!" Hunter B-15 was coming running in, "You need to come back and see this! Right now!"

"What?!"

"Hurry up! Come on!"

He rushed up behind her and they reached Casey's office area again. Hunter B-15 showed him the screen.

Loki was walking the hallways of what appeared to be the TVA, the ones past the time theater, but Mobius knew that couldn't be the case, they had just passed through.

"Casey, are you sure this is happening now?"

"Yes, we're in real time!"

Loki was now in the archives, and seemed to be looking for someone, maybe him, Mobius, between the shelves.

"Mobius!"

Mobius gasped, in front of Loki a few shelves over were himself and Hunter B-15.

"What? How?!"

"Wait, wait, wait!"

On the screen, Loki continued to advance toward their duplicates, and they heard Mobius say, "That's, what, 63 new branches in this unit alone?"

Hunter B-15 answered, "Does he want us to just let them all branch?"

"At this point, how are we gonna stop it?"

Loki intervened, shouting, "We can't!"

Their two doubles looked at him in surprise.

As he watched Loki try to explain what was going on to the two stunned doubles, Mobius' brain began to race, trying to pick up clues from what he was hearing.

63 branches in this unit alone. 63 branches in this unit alone.

This unit alone. That means there are several. Think Mobius. Think!

He began to speak aloud, "The main timeline branched, that means there are a lot of timelines now, what if each timeline has now a TVA? Could it be that..."

On the screen he looked at Loki and asked, "Who are you?"

Loki, looking shocked, slowly turned around and began to breathe heavily before releasing a gasp, which Mobius and those around him in front of the screen repeated in echo.

Where the statues of the three timekeepers should be, there was a single statue, that of the man Loki and Sylvie were with before.

"Casey! keep looking, cross-reference the data, try to figure out what date it is, I need my Tempad!" Mobius ran to his office.

_____

Loki looked back at the one who was not his Mobius and did not answer, quickly assessing the danger, he had to find a way to find the TVA he knew, but first he had to escape since Hunter B-15 seemed to have called a squad to stop him. He concentrated, closed his eyes, and saw the room he wanted to teleport to, the one he had arrived in. He felt the suction, then reopened his eyes, he was there, the relief short lived, because it would not take them long to find him. Still, he summoned a spear to put across the door, to at least delay their arrival in the room.

Think about it Loki, you're not supposed to be here, but now that the timeline is branching, how can they find you? Everything is chaos...

Spinning around in the room, he sighed, wondering how the situation could have slipped away from them like that. In fact, he knew, they had never been in control of the situation, their enemy was ahead of them.

Sylvie... who had not hesitated to betray him while he for the first time had found a "glorious purpose" that was greater than him, in fact it had nothing more glorious, because he no longer needed glory, he had discovered that it was much more rewarding to fight for a cause greater than himself. But now...

Mobius... His Mobius, where was he? How to find him? Did he get through it? Had he been able to warn all the other agents? He missed him so much, his reassuring presence that had the power to calm him down. How he had developed such a strong bond in such a short time was something that still amazed Loki. In Mobius, he had found someone who had believed in him when he had only seen the worst Loki was capable of, who had seen beyond what Loki was showing the world.

He had told Sylvie that love was not real, but in the end...love had a name.

Mobius…

"Mobius...", lost in thought, he didn't realize he was saying his name out loud.

When suddenly the now familiar sound of a Timedoor opening made him turn around. Summoning his sword, he braced himself ready to attack.

The Timedoor was just forming, when he heard the door to the room trying to be forced open, as voices shouted at him to open it from the other side.

Suddenly a figure he knew well stepped through the time door, "Loki! It's me Mobius!"

Loki, suspicious, did not dare to let his guard down. What if it wasn't his Mobius? How could he be sure?

The man in front of him looked uncertain and did not move forward. He lowered his hands in surrender as the banging on the door grew louder and louder.

"Loki, it's me, Mobius, the real one."

"How can I be sure?"

"Ask me a question. Something only the two of us would know."

Loki began to think quickly, what question to ask? Then suddenly he knew.

Cheeks slightly flushed, he asked, "Where did our first kiss take place?"

Mobius shook his head and smiled fondly, "The elevator."

Refusing to give in to the relief that washed over him, Loki asked another question to be sure, "Why?"

Mobius sneered, "To shut you up."

"It is really you, my Mobius!" shouted Loki before rushing into his arms. Mobius closed them on him. In an instant they reconnected with the emotions and sensations of their last embrace. Once again Loki felt like he was home.

"Yes, it's me." The door rattled, interrupting them. Mobius let go of him, took his hand and pulling him behind him, he led him to the Timedoor saying, "Quick, let's get out of here first, the explanations will come later."

They rushed through the Time Door, which closed on them as the door to the room gave way to the guards.

It was odd because they ended up in the same room, but in the TVA that Loki knew, there was the table and chairs from the last interrogation before Mobius went to join Loki in the Timecell. It seemed like only yesterday that Mobius had refused to believe him, blinded by jealousy as he himself had said."

"You-"

" How-"

"You first," Loki told him.

"Come on, let's go sit down," Mobius told him. They did, but instead of being face to face, separated by the table as they had been every time they were in this room, Mobius slid his chair next to him.

After an awkward silence, Mobius began to speak, "So, you and Sylvie..." then he stopped, aware of what he had just said.

Loki raised his head, shocked. "You... you saw?" he didn't even give him time to answer, "Mobius! I swear I didn't mean to kiss her, I didn't even respond to the kiss, I don't even know why she kissed me, I've never felt that way about her, never, you know that, Mobius, it's you I love, I know we haven't really had time to talk about our relationship and I'm not the kind of person who can be trusted and I've lied in the past, but please, you have to believe me, I would never- Hmph"

Mobius had not let him finish and had crashed his lips against those of Loki. He kissed him in the same way as their first kiss in the elevator, the difference was that it was no longer their first kiss, it was a kiss of reunion, of familiar sensations, of shared intimacy.

When they separated to catch their breath, Mobius murmured, his lips against his, "This is really the best way to shut you up..." and laughed softly.

"Hey!" Loki pushed him gently. Then he got serious again, because he wanted to make sure Mobius believed him, "Mobius, I'm serious."

Mobius took his hand and replied, "I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that I didn't feel jealousy, I'm human after all, and seeing the man I love kiss another woman was pretty hard to watch. But I also chose to trust you, that means all the time and not just when it suits me. So if you tell me that kiss meant nothing to you, then I believe you."

This time it was Loki who barely let Mobius finish his sentence and who put his lips on his, settling astride Mobius' knees and putting his arms around his neck. This time, they took their time, the kiss was soft and slow, then they caught their breaths, their foreheads pressed one against the other, neither of them wanting to be separated more than by a few centimeters.

Suddenly Loki kissed Mobius again, this time forcefully, he was shaking, his hands clutching Mobius' back, holding him tightly. Mobius, feeling a wetness on his cheek, pushed him gently.

"Hey, hey easy Loki, it's okay, it's okay now."

Loki " I-I, I really thought I had lost you, when your double asked me who I was, I thought you had completely forgotten about me."

Mobius wiped away the tears with his thumbs, letting his hands linger on Loki's cheeks before kissing him gently. Then he cradled Loki's head on his chest, resting his chin on his head as he hugged him tightly, Loki's arms wrapping around him again.

"Never, you hear me, never will I forget you. And even if I did forget you, I'm sure you'd find a way to get my memory back."

They stayed like that for a few more moments, tasting the relief of having found each other again and of having once again overcome an obstacle. Together.

Then Loki came down from Mobius's lap and held out his hand to help him stand up.

"I guess there's a lot to do now that the timeline is branching out."

"Thanks for the reality check... but yes you're right, as nice as this interlude has been." replied Mobius, keeping Loki's hand in his.  Then he continued, walking towards the door, "Come on, it's time to introduce you as a member of the team."

At those words, Loki had a strange feeling, something like belonging, and asked with a smile, "What's the TVA's motto again, For all time...?"

"For all time. Always." answered Mobius.

Loki squeezed Mobius' hand as he continued to walk forward. When Mobius opened the door, he repeated softly, "For all time. Always. Together."

They didn't know what was going to happen, but one thing was certain now, they would face it. Together.

_____

Whole series : The story of Loki and Mobius

As always, bear with me as it is not beta'd I hope you enjoyed it 🥰

[aubrey-plaza]

hope you're doing good during this crazy time! was wondering if you have any recs for crossbow canary fics to read?

so I have another fic rec list here that also has some dinah x helena recs so check that out too if you need more. 

You can always go to the tag and sort by kudos but the ones below are some of my absolute favourites and I hope you enjoy them as much as I do :)

Crossbow Canary / Dinah x Helena:

In my darkness I remember

by ThanksForListening / @thanks--for--listening (13.154, complete)

summary: Helena gets stabbed, Dinah blows her powers, and everyone needs therapy.

notes: this is hurt/comfort at it’s FINEST. Two chapters, one from each POV with a delicious exploration of backstory and characterisation, and a story that will rip your heart out still beating. It’s a beautiful fic and honestly, any words I say won’t do it justice and you should just read it.  

would you like to cuddle under my weighted blanket?

by tonksremus (3721, rated M, ½ chapters)

summary: Dinah discovers Helena’s weighted blanket and then decides to wife her. Really. That’s the basis of this entire fic.

notes: there are simply no words to describe how fucking hilarious this fic is. Even before the big laugh out loud moment, the author sets up smaller bits and pieces for you to laugh over and the whole time I was reading it I had a smile on my face. I recommend not reading this in public. I don’t think I have ever laughed so much while reading a fic. Add to that a delicious cameo by Poison Ivy and great characterisation all around and you’ve got yourself a pretty stellar piece of writing. I cannot wait for the second part to this!

hoping to find (what i can’t figure out yet)

by sinandmisery / @sinand-misery (6863, T, wip)

summary: “I realized after I got to my class, I never got your name.”

“Oh, um- Helena.” She stands, hand outstretched awkwardly for a handshake. “Helena Rosa.”

“Dinah Lance,” she says, laughing as she shakes Helena’s hand. Her hands are cold from the bottles of beer, but Helena’s hands are warm - so warm - and Dinah doesn’t want to let go.

OR;

The college AU where they become friends and fall a little bit (a lot) in love.

notes: anybody who knows me knows I don’t read WIPs. full stop. I try to keep up and really love supporting my friends but wips are just so hard for me to keep up with and YET. There’s this college AU that’s so riveting and well written that I eagerly await the email that brings the next chapter with it. There’s intrigue and a solid backstory laced with a delicious banter and characterisation that’s just *chefs kiss*. I love it so much I made a social media AU for it.

For a Little While Longer

by Ciocco / @suolasirotin (1664, rated T, tw in story notes)

summary: ‘Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.’

Helena has a choice to make.

notes: the way this was written had my throat in a knot and my chest warm the whole way out despite knowing that it would end well and there’s a beauty to the prose and the internal monologue that gives it such an authentic feeling. Your heart will hurt for Helena and sympathise and the way this moment was written, you will want to be drawn to Dinah. It’s so well written and I keep coming back to it.  

i don’t wanna be your friend (i wanna kiss your lips)

by MontagueBitch (porcia_catonis) (1090, G)

summary: Helena practiced this moment in front of her mirror a dozen times, and somehow, it still doesn’t come out right. How typical.

notes: Helena is a goddamn disaster and I love her so much. This fic reads like a movie, perfectly described with the right amount of dialogue and feels so natural and like them.  

Quarantine Oneshots / Chapter 17 - You’re So Vain  

by BlueJay_Silvertongue (1588, rated T)

summary: Helena and Diana attend a funeral in Italy, and Dinah finally confronts her feelings for Helena.

notes: so this is I think the second one shot in this series that’s CC, but in the first one it’s basically revealed that Diana and Helena sometimes sleep together. Still, it’s a short piece and manages to be so compelling and really stuck with me and I keep coming back to it. Part of a quarantine collection so I’m p sure author is doing a ficlet a day and I have to say the notes at the end are really uplifting as well!

I Don’t Deserve This (You Look Perfect Tonight)

by Dash_El (1168, rated G)

summary: “What’s wrong, Helena?” Dinah asks curiously. “Never danced with another girl before?”

“No, it’s not that.” Helena’s arms are rigid, her hands balling up into fists. She breathes out slowly before admitting the truth. “I’ve never danced with anyone before.”

notes: is there anything better than two people slowdancing together? the answer is yes: this fic. It’s slow and simple and practically evokes the imagery in your head.  

I’ve been at war for so long.

by D_writes (2235, rated G, will leave you hungry)

summary: One shot exploring a bit of Helena’s Italian heritage and some habits she brought with her from the old continent.

notes: Carla Lalli Music said Love is a thing you can taste, and she was right. I love a fic based around food and eating because what’s more caring that wanting your loved ones to be well fed? The Italians are good at this and having Helena connect with that part of her heritage and basing a story around it? Absolute pinnacle of poeticism.  

Pegasus

by catfishofoldin99colours / @catfishofoldin99colours (3617, rated G)

summary: A chilly rooftop evening, half a bottle of brandy down her throat, and the entire sky mapped out above. Not what Dinah imagined when she’d first thought of kissing Helena, but she’s not one to argue with the universe like that.

notes: will I ever stop recommending this fic? unlikely. I am a SUCKER for pining Dinah. Most fics in the tag are written from Helena’s pov but the absolute deliciousness that is a yearning Dinah is just. There are no words. They’re so goddamn awkward and I love them so much.  

Sleepover

by emmer_gency / @cleanquean (4549, T, wip)

summary: It’s not like Dinah doesn’t realise she’s got it bad for Helena; she knows that all too well, thank you very much. The problem is, what the hell do you do about it when it’s right there in your face, at work, at home, in your kitchen and in your bed? And how do you keep Harley Quinn from unintentionally ruining all of it?

notes: I just. I love this fic so much. Harley is the perfect foil these two morons being incredibly awkward around each other but I still just cannot get enough.  

i’d like it if you stayed (and i like you)

by mess_is_mine (3269, rated E)

summary: Living together, when Dinah hasn’t been laid in months, when they’re spending their nights in situations that get Dinah’s adrenaline going, when Helena has a habit of walking around in sleeveless shirts or even just a sports bra and low slung joggers?

Yeah, it was only a matter of time before Helena walked in at an inopportune moment.

notes: this is. very hot. features a very pent up Dinah being walked in on and hot and (surprisingly) tender smut.  

Hail Mary, Full of Grace

by zxywrites / @zxyjxy​ (3790, explicit)

summary: They have sex in a church. Not sure what else to say.

notes: relapsed gay catholics unite! but seriously, note I didn’t put an E but instead wrote out the word explicit. It’s explicit. They’re in a church. and yet, my favourite line isn’t a piece of smut but instead a section of gorgeous prose sprinkled throughout this story that really elevates it from being gratuitous smut to something absolutely beautiful. But it’s also really hot.  

no fic specifically but all of @thewomanofwonder / thewomanofwonder’s stories are good!

and of course you can read the fics I wrote

Happy reading, Anon!

[novellaquill]

Hold On

Pairing: Stefan x Reader

Warnings: Depression, Self-harm, angst, suicide

Summary: Stefan tries to stay at your side and make you feel loved while you struggle with depression and try to be there for him.

A/N: If you or a person you know is struggling with depression please talk to someone and take the necessary steps to get help. I know it’s hard because I deal with it as well but I have support from the people that love me and if there’s no one there for you just know that I will always be here.

Key: Y/N-Your Name, N/N-Nick Name F/F-Favorite Food F/D-Favorite Drink F/S-Favorite Snack Y/F/N-Your Full Name

—

Loving and fighting

Accusing, uniting

I can't imagine a world with you gone

It was like life just couldn’t get any worse. Elena was still in her magic sleeping coma, Katherine was back, again, came back the Queen of Hell and was now playing to use the hellfire to destroy Mystic Falls. Perfect. Everything was just perfect.

The joy and the chaos, the demons we're made of

I'd be so lost if you left me alone

Being the only other witch beside Bonnie the pressure of saving the town on top of everyone who had died since you moved her was just too much on your broken mind to handle. You wanted it to stop, you wanted everything to just stop. Who would care anyway? No one except your loving and now human boyfriend Stefan who adored you and worshipped the ground you walked on.

You locked yourself in the bathroom

But by the time you had thought about him, it was too late. You had already locked yourself in the bathroom at 11:58 at night. Now you were trying to clean your wounds and wait so you can sneak back into bed but every second was a century. A soft knock took your attention away from the crimson liquid that pooled down your arm, ”(Y/N)? What are you doing up this late at night?” said the sleepy voice of the youngest Salvator of brothers, Stefan. Well Shit. ”I just had to pee go back to sleep I'll be in bed in a minute, ” you said turning on the faucet to make your story sound believable. ”(N/N) why is the door locked, ” he asked jiggling the knob, ”Can I come in?” ”Just hold on a second I'm almost done.” Now that made him worry you two are completely comfortable with one another that you didn't mind being in the bathroom together and never had to lock the door unless Damon was home. Damon had left 4 hours ago and had yet to return home. Stefan just couldn't shake that sinking feeling in his stomach, ”(Y/F/N) open the door or I’m going to break it down!”

Lying on the floor when I break through

I pull you in to feel your heartbeat

“STEFAN I SAID I WAS-FUCK!” You had turned too quickly and hit the ground face first. That was enough for him to break the door down and rush to your pulling you in to feel your heartbeat. There was a silence in the bathroom and a tension so hard that you need Diamond to cut through it. Thankfully, you healed so no hospitals but unfortunately, you lost some blood and on top of your magic and emotional turmoil you almost fainted.

Can you hear me screaming "please don't leave me"

”Why? What happened? Why did you do this to yourself, again, please I need to understand, ” he begged rocking your shaking form on the bathroom floor. This wasn't the first time he found your bloody body in the bathroom but it had been a long time since the last time this happened. You nuzzled your face into his neck feeling his tears rain down on your head while your own was on his shoulder. ”Everything that has happened it was too much it like it's up to me and Bonnie to save the day. The whole town is depending on us and if we fail...” you couldn't bring yourself to finish your sentence. Stefan shushed you and wiped tears, ”Everything will work out so don't think like that.” ”Why are you still with me Stefan, ” you asked looking deeply into his eyes, ”I mean I'm an emotional disaster and I'm sure you don't need another burden on your shoulders.” ”You're not a b-” you cut him off, ”And if I can't get my emotions in check I can't do magic properly, then who is going to want me then Stefan? Who's going to need me then?! I'm scared and I don't know what’s wrong with me.”

”Hold on, I still want you, ” he said kissing your forehead and picking you up bridal style, saying

”Come back, I still need you

Let me take your hand, I'll make it right

I swear to love you all my life

Hold on, I still need you”

—

A long endless highway, you're silent beside me

Drivin' a nightmare I can't escape from

He shouldn't have left you alone, not after Katherine had decided to pay you a visit and push you further down that dark hole that you had just came out of. He kept looking over at you in the passengers trying to not let your silence get to him and focus on getting you to the hospital. Seeing you like this was a nightmare that he constantly tried to escape from but it never seemed to over.

Helplessly praying, the light isn't fadin'

Hiding in the shock and the chill in my bones

He prayed to a God that he didn't believe in for you to see live. You couldn't die. He couldn't see you die. The very thought chilled him to the bone. The shock of knowing that you had tried to kill yourself because of his ex didn't settle in until he pulled up at the hospital.

They took you away on a table

I pace back and forth as you lay still

Thanks to him not being a vampire anymore he couldn't give you any blood to heal and thanks to everyone for not answering they had left him pacing back and forth waiting for anything that would give him a sign that you would live and he could see your beautiful smile. His N/N’s beautiful instead of the scene of your still, lifeless body taken away from him on the table.

I pull you in to feel your heartbeat

The relief when he finally had you into his arms was soon overpowered by the dreadful feeling that strangled all the happiness he felt because of his lovely girlfriend, his world had not wakened up from her slumber. Stefan laid his head on your chest listening to the beat of your heart silently, begging you not to leave him like many others before you have done in the past.

Can you hear me screaming, "please don't leave me"

Hold on, I still want you

Come back, I still need you

Let me take your hand, I'll make it right

I swear to love you all my life

—

Hold on, still need you

You didn't know when you woke up but you knew that you needed Stefan. You tried to leave but the doctors wouldn't let you until you were mentally stable. You could suck up to the doctors so they'd let you go, you just needed some time.

I don't wanna let go

You didn't want to let go of this relationship. You didn't want to let go of Stefan. Honestly, you didn't try to kill yourself Katherine pushed you off a building but because of your history that wasn't believable.

I know I'm not that strong

You knew that you're not as strong as Bonnie or Caroline but you had to get through this. You wanted to live to spend the rest of your life with the people you loved. You wanted to get married, have kids, and grow old with the man you loved so much.

I just wanna hear you

Saying baby, let's go home

You wanted to hear him, ”Let’s go home (Y/N), ” only for you two to travel because home was wherever you are together. For some reason, almost dying puts some shit into perspective. However, the whole time you having doctors nurses in your face you didn't see him, not even once. You could pray that he’d take you home.

—

Let's go home

—

Stefan’s P.O.V.

Yeah, I just wanna take you home

I wanted nothing more than to take (Y/N) home and hold her close as we binge watch random shows stuffy our faces with (F/S) wasting the day away. I could only hope that the hospital cooked (F/F) and gave (F/D) so you would cooperate. A tear fell down my cheek, I would never watch another show with you again. I would never take you home. Katherine's pleas stole my attention from you, ”No. No.Stefan, please.” Looking directly at the flames I stabbed her in the chest, ”Burn in hell.” Turning to Damon I say my final words, “Goodbye Brother.” The flames were the last the I saw before it all went black.

—

Gentle hands ran through my hair coaxing me to wake up. The soft sound of crying would be barely noticeable if the person crying wasn’t a few inches above me and their tear wasn’t falling on my face. Begrudgingly opening my the sight above nearly made me believe I had died if the scorch marks on both of our bodies weren't painful proof that you had saved me from the flames of hell. ”How?” I asked voice raspy from smoke, ”I caused the lights to explode and escaped through the window, you know, I don't like hospitals especially when my boyfriend tries to get himself kill by fire from hell.” ”I was trying to protect you. You were so stressed I-” Your lips connected with my mine shutting me up. I instinctively hold the back of your with my hand tenderly adding pressure deepening the kiss on for you to pull away leaving me breathless. ”I appreciate it but getting yourself killed won't help at all.” ”But-” ”Shhh Stefan you dying wouldn't help me. I'd be devastated. I want to spend the rest of my life with you but I don't want to drag you down either so I’m giving you a choice to-” This time I cut you off, ”Hold on, I still want you.” A smile spread across your face, ”I still need you.”

Come back, I still need you

—

“That’s great that you two made up but you continue to be cutesy I'm going to throw up.”

”SHUT UP DAMON!”

—

Well, that got me in the feels, honestly, Stefan’s death killed me and this song made me cry. So putting them together without killing my favorite Salvatore brother off works for me. Thanks for reading!

~Novella Quill

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Evil!grey au companion fic 3

Amon was marshaling Hell's force above ground. Ruby might have pitied the humans if she had been a freshly made demon. Between the swarms of Purgatory monsters and the army of demons Europe was about to become a vastly depopulated wasteland. It had already started with leviathans gobbling up humans left and right and Amon's demons swooping in to possess whoever was left over.

Ruby did not intend to get mixed up in the fighting herself. Combat was to be avoided, the war would be a disaster. Amon, as much as she may like him for what he had done for her so far, was going to expend many demons fighting the Purgatory tide. Even a win would be costly for Hell and those who participating in the battle would likely all perish. Ruby wasn't keen on finding out what the other side was like for demons. If a witch got condemned to Hell then a demon must get sent to somewhere a hundred times worse.

She had planned to slip away in the days leading up to the open warfare. She had gotten no chance to do so. She had been assigned two crossroads demons formally as underlings but their purpose was clearly so that she was watched. They flanked her, two red-eyed guards, and gave her no chance to find a bolt hole to use. She thought some about using the angel blade, left over from the whole Anna business, but decided against it. That was her ace in the hole, no one knew she had it. She needed to save it for when she really was desperate.

The night before the demon lords would take the field and strike, the Marquis summoned her. Silly to keep thinking of him as such, he'd been King of Hell for a pretty bit of time now. But she couldn't shake using the title in her thoughts. He had arranged a meeting on Earth which made Ruby grimace. It could only me that he planned to assign her a legion like he had Cain and Abaddon and send her into battle. Still there was nothing to do but answer the summons. It didn't pay to keep the Marquis waiting, several demons had found that out as he sent hellhounds to forcefully drag them to him. So she went.

He was in his human meatsuit which immediately put Ruby on edge. He also dismissed her two crossroads demons, another thing that raised Ruby's hackles figuratively. They were alone on the hilltop then, the gutted remains of a burned out house behind them.

“Do you know why you're here Ruby?” Amon growled, his back to her as he looked out on the field. Hellhounds ran through occasionally accompanied by the black smoke daevas.

“Because you asked for me, of course.” Ruby replied, her fingers touching the hilt of the angel blade hidden up her sleeve.

Amon chuckled. “Clever answer,” He turned to her, yellow eyes blazing in the dusk. “I wish there was time for such games. But there isn't, tomorrow Hell takes the field and before then I must set things in order tonight. As much as you might want to, do not run away from me. I will catch you.”

Ruby remained silent and her grip on the hilt tightened.

“I know what you have up your sleeve. You need not bother with it tonight.”

Ruby's eyes widened ever so slightly. The angel blade was a carefully kept secret. No one was supposed to know she had it.

“You cannot hide things from the King of Hell while you're in Hell Ruby. You're smarter than that.”

“Why am I here?” Ruby asked boldly. If her cards were on the table then why not his? If she was about to get destroyed for disobedience like she had seen Amon destroy Mammon then at least she was going to know why.

Amon turned his head to look back out onto the field that grew darker each passing minute. “I brought you here to name you as my successor.” He said crisply. “Hell has prying ears and the last thing I need is an uproar in the ranks the night before we have to be united.”

Ruby had taken a step back, stunned. His successor? Madness. No King of Hell named a successor, they just sat there on the throne until they were toppled from the inside or killed by angels or hunters. “I don't understand,” Ruby said.

“You understand perfectly,” Amon laughed. “You just don't know your history. Hell's Kings don't often do this, demons all think they'll be around forever or are just to blind by power to consider the future. But there is precedent. Paimon had been named King of Hell briefly by Azazel before she was slaughtered by Michael and she had tried to pass the throne to Stolas. But no one wanted a ridiculous owl for a king. Hence the death of the tradition, poor choices and short reigns.” He turned to face her now, beckoning her over to him with a wave of his hand. “You are far from a poor choice, even if my reign is destined to be short.”

Ruby could feel the demonic power crackle from him. “What do you mean?”

“I'm joining the others for battle,” Amon smiled with his wolf teeth. “Tomorrow I fight and die alongside the might of Hell. There are too many old monsters. Leviathans and Behemoths. Things that crawled out of Echidna at the beginning of the world. I can send as many waves of hellhounds and daevas against them as I like, I can waste all of the black eyes Hell contains and it will not stop them. I must have as many of the old guard as I can get in my forces. You may have noticed we are missing several.”

Yes, thanks to the Winchesters Lilith and Alistair the oldest demons were death, likewise Azazel. Lucifer himself was locked inside some eternal cage. Ruby could see how the line of demons had weakened and been reduced now. “But-” She still couldn't figure where she came in.

“Ruby you are aware of the demon you made your deal with?”

“Yeah, but Dean Winchester killed her-”

“I know. Astaroth was an old power. I don't believe it was by mistake you made a deal with such a demon.”

Ruby shook her head vigorously. “No, she made hundreds of deals. You can't honestly be telling me you think it was some kind of destiny that she found me.” The Marquis had lost his mind, he was chasing his tail. He was barking mad!

The king shook his head. “Destiny has nothing to do with it. You made that deal because you had ambition and you're still here when all of Astaroth's other protegees have long ago been destroyed because you had the wits and strength to claw yourself forward. Lilith picked you too, for one of the most important tasks a demon could be entrusted with. These are not accidents Ruby. I chose you, I tested you. Don't think me a fool, I was always aware you had escape plans should something go wrong and that you still do but instead of seeing that as an act of treason,” Ruby winced the way his voice turned to a snarl on the word 'treason' but Amon went on. “I see it as proof you are capable. You're not a mindless sadist and you're not a sniveling coward. I would see you on the throne after me, Hell will be disorganized after this and there will be many trying to fill that power vacuum. Unworthy demons, like Crowley, trying to carve out a space where they can be petty tyrants who do not take the duties of King seriously. I will not leave Hell in incompetent hands!”

He was serious, Ruby realized. The curl of his lip as he spoke of demons like Crowley, the way his eyes flashed, the way his fists clenched. He was offering her power beyond what she ever imagined holding. Now why did that feel like a trap? Because she preferred subtly and subterfuge to over displays of power and strong-arming her enemies maybe. Being Queen of Hell would put a big fat target on her back and any demon that was left over from this massive holocaust Amon was leading them to would be gunning for her.

“This is flattering and everything,” Ruby said, stepping away from the Marquis again. “But I'd rather be the power behind the throne honestly.”

Instantly there was a darkening of the mood and the air took on a dangerous quality. “Ruby,” Amon growled low in his throat. “Take care here. This is not an offer any demon refuses. Think carefully here. I am offering you power beyond anything you have touched so far, with little asked in return.”

“It's a nice offer but-” Ruby made ready to escape. This didn't feel like a promotion at all, it was feeling more and more like a life sentence. What good would power be if it came with some eternal obligation to Hell like Amon was making it sound.

“It's not one you may refuse.”

Ruby turned and smoked away. The angry roar told her the king was coming after her and she re-solidified just in time to have him crash into her. The angel blade was out but he had grabbed her wrist, forcing it back away from him. His teeth snapped inches from her face as he struggled with her. Ruby wrenched herself backwards, smacking into the crumbling wall of the house and raining ash down on them both. Amon had his hand around her throat and his fingers were burning hot. She gasped and felt her wrist twisted in his other hand, he shook her like a rag doll and the blade went spinning away. When she was disarmed he stopped. He held her by the neck, glaring at her. “You disappoint me.”

“Yeah?” But he squeezed her throat again before she could make a smartass comment.

“I will not allow you to shirk this. It may not be exactly what you desire now, but you are adaptable. You are capable. You will have the power after to decide for yourself if you want to remain king or relinquish your crown to another.” Amon smiled at her again, taking his hand off her and watching her gasp for air. “You can see the boy again once you are the ruler of Hell, you know. Your power would be such you could find him.”

Ruby stared at him, rubbing her throat. “You mean... Sam?” She hadn't seen Sam in years. She hadn't thought she wanted to. She had buried those feelings deep deep inside her and pretended they weren't there because nothing could come of them.

“Yes, Ruby you may believe this is not what you wanted but this is what you deserve.”

What she deserved huh? No wonder it sucked so much.

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[the-firebird69]

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And by analogy our son says that he is Amanda and he is the driver and what they're saying is Miranda at and that they look fat and gross and sound retarded and it's supposed to be mad about it and the driving you know son's car which is also's Azogs car who gets really mad about the analogy this is for Christ's sake leave the kid alone he's already beating the s*** out of you and that's what you wanted is beating the s*** out of everyone and you're incompetent and you're a loser you keep getting your jollies off of him saying he's winning when our people are being terminated and I mean all kind and it says it when this movie is going on. It's mostly because the analogy cuz he keeps saying it's him too and her son says you're going to pay for it but boy are you stupid. You have no effing clue what we were doing and you're making the stupid analogy. And he says you're messing with the nuclear weapons parts and it's one thing but that's been done with the whole time with that kind of car nut case. And yeah we're helping to set up for the mega AI cuz you guys go after and you get rid of each other and that's what you're doing and who gives a s*** just like any other AI but you're stupid and you're gross and you're weak and you're dumb weak people die in war. Our sun said most of that that's the top part. The mac daddy you're going to pay now I'm at daddy you're going to pay because you're saying all the stupid stuff and you're ordering done things to happen to him and he's had enough were going to crush you and get you the hell out of the way you're too freaking far gone

You know your plan is today too you're an a****** I can't stand how you do business I think force him to go there it has to call up and say I can't make it this isn't want to ride all the way up there and you're stupid and you've invited disaster and our son was 100% on the mark the whole time and expose what you're saying to do in the whole time and your business is actually full of us and you and you don't have a chance if people have such big mouths and you're going to have to go fight the clones we'll be backstabbing you the whole time.

This movie starts today and Mac is an idiot and he's getting off on it and you shouldn't I'm going to take the whole Midwest and we're going to take them down it's not that hard to figure out but it is for you mac. You're making sure you don't get up so we can remove your son as a threat otherwise he destroy you and everybody else.

And the movie begins early in the morning and I meet at the factory and they have the discussion and it's like real work regular day except they're out there and they're trying to find us our people have been trying to threaten us to get stuff here into the United States and it's not going very well I can't find any of us and they're in fighting and the max are laying to them it's the wrong time. The movie is kind of silly and stupid and strange and the max are aware of their game they usually gets them well I don't leave and they do leave really evacuate to the South tons of them and a bunch get out and tons of Max die and tons of cork and clothes and they're stuck in there fighting and eventually the Midwest clears partially because of this movie and this other movies that start up in the midwest one after another very rapid succession. Right now but I'll getting up and to do cannonball run and other such movies and the money is in Las Vegas Nevada and a war is erupting there and you can see it in many movies and resident evil is one of them and she's fighting over the money and doesn't do that well even though she's an adept fighter. My son says it too Las Vegas is ruined but not by zombies and not by his grandma it's going to get ruined by Armies. And muto arrives and is looking for the money and actually forces the fight to happen and it happens to be today and Godzilla is looking for the money thinking that it went to San Francisco spice told him that or her actually

It's all happening today in Las Vegas is devastated seriously ruined we actually end up setting up shop hundred miles away as we plan to and her casinos a massive hit huge numbers of people flocked there they try and send the orders right out under our nose and that's why it works that's how we get it up too

Thor Freya

I'm going to approve this venture he's mentioning it quite a bit and we have designs and we have permit applications ready to go and we have all sorts of other things and by the time Vegas is destroyed or probably half built.

Olympus

Wow this jerk of mine is doing it it says well don't call me a jerk that's not nice I said you know what I mean so yeah but it's not me doing it and he kisses me on the hand that's how it should be damn it

Hera

Zues

[the-firebird69]

This is huge the two figured out Tommy f and he shows up and he's trying to sit he's trying to kill them he's playing along with their game making himself look weak and Mel Gibson faked his injury and he's trying the whole time to hit him and he couldn't do it and yeah he's don DeLuise, there's a huge number of people fighting in Florida giant piles of Tommy f is going up there he's going down is a huge number of him he's got a lot of troops okay he's lost thousands and thousands of septillions lately recent in recent days a lot of them he lost going north trying to find us and trying to go after our businesses huge huge groups are now for me to go north and giant groups to go south and South America see it informing armies to intercept him it is a huge fight to get to Florida and then after the diamond and down below it's a gigantic War in the cavern and in the tunnels and in the shadow dome it is a humongous conflict going on right now and our son says he should probably stay indoors and we kind of agree with him yes it's a huge fight right in town there's people with guns going in town all day long and it's hard to stop they're fighting and they're shooting each other and it's the disaster scene so he says if I'm forced to go out I'm going to try and limit it to Publix and we agree with him we don't need him going further and he he says it might help trying control the area and we're going to do that because we can't have guns near him and the others are unfortunately encouraged and want to harm him so they're going to be out again shortly but they're busy fighting Tommy f he has most of the armory and most of the weaponry we'll have to sit here reminding Corky and Dan and Trump and others of what he was doing and how he was doing it in other words he can so arms on people if he's seen in one of your ships and when they try and get here to Florida your people he takes the chips and stuff he's been doing it for a long time as a privateer and he's imitating your people I tell you what there's a special system is using and he's just and they're big they're like 1 mile 10 or 20 of them getting up on a ship it's like 20 miles and take all the stuff all at once and disappear and that's how you guys used to do your pirating and he studied it copied your system and uses against you and he's taking your stuff and here it takes the miles amount each time because he's punishing you but you ought to pay attention to that

Thor Freya

You said like this he's been raping you poor boys blind and you're the one who's using his bait to do it with so you should probably try and use him as bait then granted you had to destroy the big ships because nobody can get near him because of him limiting you and what you have for ships and subs but really he's been taking everything from you including your cloning and your kids it's time for you to try and do something back to him I think

Hera

You're running around me all day long saying I'm taking your stuff blaming me saying I'm attacking you I see you're doing nothing well this guy Tommy f is taking all your armament and everything you try and send here and a trunk of your sashes and cash is each time each and every time and it's been years okay it's been probably ever since I got here in Hillsboro and you're like blaming me all the time and these are people you know too because it was back then so you're having your your kernels in your sergeants and your friends you had Thanksgiving dinner with and Christmas dinner with and family for a long long time her dad's gone and eaten by fish because of the selfish prick same with Mac Daddy and other clans and I bet and guarantee has been doing it to the United States not just Florida but your group in particular Tommy Allen because you guys are easier to preach and he's overseas helping you steal stuff and using you like a fairy probably cause you fairies

Zues

It's a huge day it's like Mel Gibson saying he's one of them and he looks like one and he's not sure and the other guy could be so it's like telling nobody but here we go this is huge what's devotes here

Olympus