#dis is da end

[life--is-not-daijoubu]

Would I date these 2d shapes (inspired by this video: link)

alright so now i'm gonna make my own shapes rating because yes

also i'm ace so this would be entirely platonic dating so please don't get any weird ideas please tumblr just this one time ok

angle

i feel like we forget about angles as shapes far too often. they're nice. there's a mass of theorems about angles. in summary, because i don't want to stretch my poor math-english vocabulary, angles are cool. would date right and obtuse ones, i feel like acute ones would be too acute, and i can't date straight angle, since i'm gay (kinda). i also love the 270° one, probably my fav angle, would 100% date it.

2. triangle

oh boy. there are so many of them. here we go.

ok, so i've got nothing against acute triangles, but just like with angles, they're too acute. would not date.

equilateral triangle? absolutely overhyped, just sits there smirking because it thinks it's so cool (which it isn't), flipping 60°, 60°, 60°, well flipping flip your 60° mx tequila with a t. oh sorry, my mistake, you don't even have a t at the beginning, loser

isosceles triangle, oh my poor little shapey, why did they give you this terrible long weird name. stupid english math. i'm gonna call you izzy. so, izzy's nice. izzy's helpful. izzy's saved me so many times at maths that i lost count. i love izzy, 10/10, would date without a doubt

right triangle could be quite neat to date, but not the 30°, 60°, 90° one, because it's a half of the tequila one, and we don't like tequila here. but any other right triangle? i'd beg them to date me. actually i am. begging. please do.

obtuse triangles are... hm. hm hm hm. i mean, i can't pinpoint why not, but... OH ALRIGHT ACTUALLY I CAN WATHAHAHAH so if you draw a circle around an obtuse triangle, right, so that it's corners are on the circle, then the circle's centre is outside of the triangle. you know how annoying is it to draw. my hear aches, let the point be inside, let them meet, but my math says no. i will not. (on an unrelated note i'm currently on verge of tears, hope you're all happy. why am i doing this. i'm sad and tired of triangles already and there are so much more cool ones. i'm sorry, little guys)

3. square

no

4. parrrrralllllelllllllogram

these ones are nice. i'd probably date them, dunno if they'd date me. seem rather sophisticated.

5. RHOMBUSSS

HI MATE LOVE YOU WOULD TOTALLY DATE YOU YOU'RE AWESOME PLEASE MARRY ME

i mean like seriously, rhombus (or, in my native lang, 'romb', which is much better name) is just yummy. same length sides? perpendicular diagonals that bisect internal angles? how cool is that?

6. trapeziummmm

ok, i like trapeziums. they're too pure for this world. and i definitely have too little math exercises with them. i mean, they're quadrilateral but not too much, like squares or rectangles, which i'm genuinely trying to avoid in my life (well, rectangles aren't that bad, but you know.). they're just perfect. mxes perfecty perfect quadrilaterals from perfectium perfect perfectland. would date.

7. pentagon

only if it has a star inside

8. hexagon

YESSS HEXAGONS i love hexagons can i get a hexagon can i pet a hexagon CAN I SACRIFICE MY SOUL FOR A HEXAGON

[here's the part where we're skipping the rest of typical shapes and go gay to the weird ones]

9. nonagon

(YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHA)

anyway, nonagons are cool. would date and go on deevy fun dates and stuff

10. myriagon, a shape with 10,000 sides

you, whose name comes from greek myriads. you, whose body's so close to the perfection of a circle, and yet so far. would you want to be a circle? do you enjoy watching as human and not beings pass by, far away, thinking you're something they know so well, aware it's an illusion? do you hate when someones sees you and for no reason at all steps closer, and notices your true face? or do you cherish that moment of mutual understanding, when you both know, and no one else cared enough to even count your sides? well, i'm here. counting. noticing you. do you hate me? do you want me to stay?

11. astroid

reminds me of the stars. would date, or be friends with, i don't care, as long as we can watch the night sky together and try to explain the ineffable universe to each other

12. circle

here we are at last. the circle. the 12th shape. the perfect shape, some mathematicians say. all points in an equal distance from the center. it must feel so special. divine, even. do you feel divine? i'd say i'd date you, but it would be like dating an angel. i'm impure. i'm pain and blood, and hope that should have extinguished long time ago. would my gray look black on your white?

[fruit-sy]

"Join me in this dance!" He exclaimed, voice filled with vigor

You can't help but feel your face split into a grin. The rush of a great battle, the roar of your name as the audience cheers for you, this is what it's all about!

At that moment, you suspected that you were actually enjoying the thrill of being deceived by the Elation.

[ms-boogie-man]

Ahem…

Fascism is dictatorship. It is authoritarian, totalitarian, tyrannical

Communism is just rebranded fascism with a committee rather than a dictator

Socialism is just communism-lite *but it will go full force communism in a very short time

The Nazi party is just rebranded fascism with a socialist take

None of the above are economic systems, or any sort of systems of government. They are simply the very, very few ruling the very, very, very many… and with tech on their side this time, if they are not stopped NOW, there will be no stopping them later

Anarcho-literally-anything will descend very quickly into authoritarianism, totalitarianism… tyranny… and you will not be able to organize quick enough nor effectively enough to stop it

Change my mind…

… and quit playing cute little childish fucking games with our freedom

Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸

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extra credit:

[casualavocados]

If you've got something to say, just spit it out. Sorry. I should have visited you earlier.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 12

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

It’s wild how Akane almost died like 3 times and just like hasn’t… like why is that??

Like I’m being genuine … how is he still alive

[sunflowerbeeqwq]

I'm currently sick rn n my body still hurts like hell from going 2 Millionaires 17th year anniversary concert yesterday but I had 2 hurry up n finish dis bc I still have another Clyde wip 2 finish . . . Pls end my suffering .

Dis was originally supposed 2 be just a simple colorless doodle of Clyde dressed as KAngel cuz I wanted a new pfp but it clearly didn't stay as just a doodle Q_Q

[salsedinepicta]

I had a Bethany Hawke (Amell-Hawke?) moment.

[constantvariations]

Same train of thought is why in the fuck does Blake start out deradicalized?

The White Fang had been committing at minimum targeted property damage, grand larceny, and assassinations since Blake was twelve. Being radicalized at that young an age, she wouldn't just be lost in the sauce, Blake would be mixing kool-aid in Jonestown!

Something pretty major must have happened in order for her beliefs - which at this point would be intrinsically tied to her identity - to be shaken badly enough that she'd eventually leave the only family she'd known for the last five years. And even after leaving, there's still the unlearning of those beliefs and all the missteps that accompany that journey

Yet she gets introduced as being uncomfortable with the direction of things as if they haven't been going on for half a decade, as if she's not on what seems like a routine mission, as if there's not a damn good reason they're doing the things they're doing

ShawLuna kinda wrote Blake like she was born yesterday and is just now learning what sin is rather than a young woman having a moral crisis

[bunicate]

using a silly spell online to summon a demon for sex thinking it wouldn’t work and then *poof* lucifer da morning star is in your room ! he’s equally pissed and amazed tht a silly litl human girl had enough magical power to summon him and to ask for sex of all things

[daily-linkclick]

daily link click: 7/15/23

contemplating

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

yk what else i need? steve just going bonkers apeshit crazy killing UD creatures with his bat to “i need a hero” then the music cutting off abruptly as he’s just fuckin’ gored by demogorgon claws

yk the scenes: all sound stops completely, silent screams on dustin and robin’s faces when they realize, steve’s look of relief when he realizes?

full-on “sirius’ death in order of the phoenix” vibes

[bayheart]

MORE ARTED FIGHT!! batch 2/2 of revenges for this year >:3

2013 wc era ready-to-strike Raven for KittyDragonLove (AF)

dark forest Nightstrike for Drakizora (AF)

scheming Slatemoon (ft. Jackson and Vellichor) for Itraka (AF) and ft. mystikatzen (AF)

up-to-no-good Ally, Moe, and Bayneheart for @ashcrowz and ft. @dzzystrs <3

honeymooning Jack and Hikaru for @recallback

favorite brother Frogpaw (ft. ecstatic Bouncekit) for goldstorm (AF)

exasperated Nixi and respective dads Essex and Cosmos for @king-hsssy

here is to me having the same amount of illness next year <3

[ms-boogie-man]

Ahem…

🦇🙃s (bat smiles)

[kirbyliker12]

This is the deepest I can delve into how I view them n their implications through imagery before it bcomes incomprehensibl 😙😙😙😙maybe I’ll do a tiny bit of elaborating in tags idk(this was mostly an excuse to practice drawing dranzas head)

[satorisoup]

WAHHH good morning fwiends n’ happy sunday !! ( ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟) & happy september 1st !! dis means dat spooky season is upon us !! what a wonderful time of tha year !! <3

i hope everyone has tha most wonderfulest day today, remember dat you are important n’ loved !! MWUUUAH !! <3 🍯

[leo-valdez-is-my-bae]

Language

Nico x fem!reader

[i used google translate so don't come at me if it's incorrect]

Y/n sat at the dining pavilion, waiting for her best friend, Leo.

Eventually, he comes up to the table, dragging a boy in black clothes behind him. Though she hadn't officially met the son of Hades yet, she knew it was Nico di Angelo.

"Hey Y/n. Look who I brought. Y/n, this is Nico, Nico, Y/n." Leo says and sits across the table from Y/n while Nico remains standing.

The others who had already met him described him as intimidating, but Y/n didn't see it.

Leo had made it his mission to find Y/n a boyfriend.

"En serio, Leo, deja de intentar jugar al casamentero para mí." Y/n says to Leo. She had been gifted with the ability to learn a new language just by listening to someone else speak it. Being a child of Hermes and all. So she often spoke to him in Spanish. (Seriously Leo, stop trying to play matchmaker for me. And you said Nico terrifies you but he's not even scary.)

He smiles and looks down at his plate. Food appears on it and he starts to eat. Not answering Y/n.

"¿No te asusto?" Nico says in Spanish. (I don't scare you?)

You drop your fork in shock.

"Putain, tu parles espagnol." Y/n mutters in French. (Fuck, you speak Spanish.)

Nico smiles. "Je parle français aussi." (I speak French too.)

"Ich wette, du sprichist kein Deutsch." Y/n says with confidence. (I bet you don't speak German.)

Nico's smile gets smug.

"Wie veil möchten Sie wetten?" Nico asks, making Leo laugh. (How much do you want to bet?)

Y/n grunts.

"Che ni dici dell'italiano? Non puoi parlare anche I'Italiano." Y/n says in Italian, her last language. Luckily, she hasn't met many people that speak Italian so she has hope. (How about Italian? You can't possibly speak Italian too.)

Nico laughs. "Sono italiano. Hai qualcos'altro?" (I am Italian. Got anything else?)

Y/n slumps in defeat. "Sicut fundamentals Latinae et Graecae. Sed puto te etiam ista loqui." She says in Latin, which most demigods spoke. (Just the basic Latin and Greek. But I imagine you speak those too.)

Nico replies in Greek. "Loipón, that eíches díkio. Miláo kai ta dýo." (Well, you'd be correct. I speak both.)

Y/n moans in frustration. She won't be able to speak without anyone knowing what she's saying when Nico's around.

"Well, I'll see you guys. I'm gonna go. Good luck with the matchmaking!" Nico says in English and leaves.

Y/n glares daggers at Leo, who's smiling at her. "You knew what you were doing."

"You made him laugh! He doesn't laugh. Ever." Leo said, ignoring her.

"You knew he could understand what I said!"

"AND MY PLAN WORKED!" Leo celebrates.