#dirty mom

[annasluttyhotwifelife]

Do you want to try my big mommy milkers after 2 kids I'm still dripping and full of milk to enjoy 🧡

[boybasher]

[dirmo21]

Sometimes I just want my hair pulled and for you to look me deep in my eyes while we 😏. Let me know it’s only for me.

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

give me more fics where Eddie runs into Steve and Robin, running around after being drugged (and tortured) by the Russians at Starcourt. Steve, dopy and sweet and acting like dumbest puppy- and did i mention his face was beat in? Robin, flailing all over steve and giggling with him as they sway, more intertwined than humanly possible, eyes unfocused. and Eddie, faking calm as he tries to herd them to a bathroom and planning to kill whoever drugged his these loopy sailors that he’s been annoying all summer.

[chrliekclly]

i do not control th art my brain focuses on nd this came to me on a walk

[100-percential-artman]

need to post this before it spends another four months in my art folder...

something something silent comradery over having different skin features that people get weird about.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

[3liza]

a YouTuber just asked rhetorically, sardonically, if "Salvador Dali would be making NFTs if he were alive today" and the answer is emphatically yes. he would have loved that shit are you kidding

[hrwinter]

i really did think the reason agatha killed witches was to buy more time for Nicky by bartering with death. since we don’t see her do that until she has the baby. but after, she kills like idk “her share” for no reason at all it looks like? i have QUESTIONS and i don’t want anyone but JAC SCHAEFFER to answer them

[ratsarecute4]

I saw Scream'd tonight! This was one of my favourite scenes

Sorry about the drunk guy talking in the background. He kept shouting things out and talking over the actors and he hit my mom on the head hard enough that she developed a headache which she still has. Fuck that guy a thousand times over

Transcript below ↓

(incoherent ramblings of the drunk guy sitting behind us speaking over the actors)

Stu: Casey Becker got off lucky.

Tatum: Why would you say that?

Stu: Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse... I mean, who wants to get old? By the time you're twenty-five, you're practically a senior citizen.

(audience laughter. Drunk Guy is still talking.)

Billy: ... Anyhow, I didn't appreciate being grilled by the Gestapo.

Sidney: They're grilling everyone, Billy.

Stu: Yeah, but why did Himbry need to know my waist size?

Tatum: Oh, he didn't ask for my waist size. He just slipped his hands around me and–

Sidney (interrupting): I just don't know who would've killed them.

Randy: Or why.

Billy: And didn't Casey just get cast as the lead in the spring musical?

Tatum: (sadly) Hello Dolly.

Billy: Right... Weren't you called back for the lead, Tatum?

Tatum: Three times! (dramatically) I would've killed for the part!

Randy: Dun dun duuuun!

(audience laughter)

Sidney: Hey, Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?

Stu: Yeah, for like two seconds.

Randy: Yeah, until she pulled a Lorena Bobbit and cut him off.

Tatum: I thought you dumped her for me?

Stu: I did! (to Randy) I'll cut you off!

Randy: Dun dun duuuun!

Tatum: And besides, Stu was with me last night.

Stu: Yeah I was.

Drunk Guy: Yeah I was.

Tatum: All night... We're experimenting with pegging, so it–

Billy (interrupting): Woah!

(audience laughter)

(Drunk Guy and his girlfriend have unintelligible conversation)

Billy: You are?

Stu: (quietly) Yeah...

(audience laughter. Drunk Guy still talks)

Randy: Dun dun dun dun duuuun!

Stu: Yeah, and where were you?

Randy: Working, thank you.

Stu: Really? Thought Video Fantasy fired you.

Randy: Twice. (In an odd voice) So did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I heard they found her liver in the mailbox.

Tatum: (chokes) I'm trying to eat here!

Stu: Yeah, she's getting pretty pissed, Randy.

Drunk Guy (interrupting): Liver alone.

Stu: Better liver alone!

(friends groan at bad joke)

Billy: Hey, lay off him, Stu. You know murder gives him a heart-on.

Stu: Aw, I'm sorry, could you ex-spleen what you mean?

Randy: (sarcastic) Brilliant one–

(video cuts off)

[annasluttyhotwifelife]

For all my feet lovers out there enjoy my dirty dirty feet from sucking cocks and getting fucked in my husband's shop by him and his friends 🧡😘

[odysseus-crewmate-number38]

i love the rrverse so much but i need people who’ve only read it and maybe some tumblr incorrect quotes abt the greek gods to stop trying to explain greek mythology to me its really obvious srry

[sov666sov]

Happy birthday to one and only handsome Jason Kolchek 🧢🇺🇸

Twitter

I'm new to fandom but i glad i came right before his birthday xd

[rotzaprachim]

something with regards to the kids in fic thing that really reflects perceptions of kids in reality imho is like. So much of the perception of kids in media is like pregnancy and babyhood till five years old, and then they kind of disappear until they’re precociously wise mini adult teenagers. Everything in between is kind of an invisible no man’s land and I think really sharpened for girls too, who are someone’s baby until they’re suddenly a grown-ass perceptive woman, and it leaves out so many of the reaaaalllly awkward teenage girl years as well as the fact society still kind of keeps drawing a blank about how to parent or recognize teenagers and young adults?

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

They should invent a bending over that doesn't make you feel like you're going to pass out

[panharmonium]

Mama, please, the phone.