#diona katzlien

[nakuweedwriter]

TRANSMASC DIONA

[pj-was-here]

she is best girl and in this essay i will explain to you why

<<Warning: long ass essay on my skrunkly meow meow>>

Her whole everything makes you endeared, she works at a bar, the reason she hates the wine industry so much is because her father is a drunkard who barely spends any time with her, her only friend is very much likely klee however said elf unfortunately isn't able to hang out with diona enough because she spends so much time in solitary confinement (read: time out), the last time she had a close friend was when she was really little and said friend was a Oceanid who lives in springvale's lake who gave diona the blessing to make any drink she makes delicious (which for diona is a curse) and her voiceline OH her voicelines

in when it snows she is so enamored by the snowflakes falling she asks you to come and watch with her and to come and play

When It Snows: Playtime Ooh, it's so cold to touch. Wow, it's so much fun!When It Snows: Viewing Ooooh, look at the little white

snowflakes dancing in the wind, to and fro, and... whew, isn't it... beautiful! C'mon, c'mon c'mon, sit with me... Watch...

in chat: waiting she insists she wasn't waiting for u but really she was

Chat: Waiting I—I wasn't waiting for you. I just happened to be resting!

in when thunder strikes she gets scared of the thunder clashing because she's just a kid

When Thunder Strikes Ahh!!! Uhh, um... I'm not shaking, I'm not... Ohhhh...

In her good afternoon lines she is embrassed by her purring and also doesn't like sharing her canned fish but she does it with you because she trusts you (though it was only a bit but that says a lot becasue from the countless cat videos i watched cat's do NOT like sharing)

Good Afternoon: Strange Noises Wha— Ugh, no! You heard nothing!

Good Afternoon: Canned Food Uh, I was saving this can of fish for when I was really hungry. Stop looking at it like that! ...Mmm, okay, I'll let you have a little taste, but nothing more!

She insists she doesn't need comfort even though her whole character SCREAMS she wants nothing more but love and affection

Good Evening Aw, I failed... Ugh, again... Everyone loved my drinks! Gah... Don't try to comfort me. I—I don't need comforting!

She was worried that you won't be able to get home safely becasue she thought it's be dark but when you the traveler tell her that there were street lamps she retracts her statement and pretends that she was DEFINITELY not concerned for your safety and well being

Good Night Without cat vision, will you be okay walking home in the dark? If you need me to escort you... What? Th—There's lights? Pff, well who said anything about escorting you? Go on now.

Cats take a long ass time to warm up to you from what i heard so for her to let you pet her ears says a LOT on how much she trusts you

About Diona My ears and tail are no prop, they're real. Proof of my Kätzlein bloodline. It's only weird to you cause you've never seen it before. Wh—Why are you looking at me like that? Fine. You can touch my ears for a second, but the tail is off limits!

She has no idea that the answer to well not exactly ending the wine industry per say but lowering the concerningly high rate in alchohol consumption is in non-alchoholic drinks which is expected because she just well a kid

About Us: Drinks You want a non-alcoholic drink? No, that's not difficult, but it's meaningless! It doesn't have anything to do with my grand plan of destroying the wine industry of Mondstadt. I won't waste my time on such a drink, hmph!

About Us: VIP Channels Friendship Lv. 6 Here! I call this Fantastic Summer-Serendipity Coral Sparkling Tea, I just made it one day when I was bored... Huh, you say it's popular? People are lining up to buy it? Don't be ridiculous.

she really enjoys her friendship with the traveler so much

About Us: The Need to Chat Friendship Lv. 6 Well, if you ever feel lonely, you can chat with me. I know lots of cool things~ I'm a good... what's that called... chatting partner! Yes! A good chatting partner, come chat with me... lots... ...okay?

More About Diona: IV  Friendship Lv. 5 Don't, don't make me angry. I'm pretty tolerant, but don't even try to mess with me. I'm warning you, I bite when I get angry! Meow!!! ...But maybe I'd let you off easy, no bites...More

About Diona: V  Friendship Lv. 6 You and me... we're good friends now, right? I kind of remember having a friend like this before, but maybe it was a dream... Here, give me your hand. Ahh... Hmm, nice and warm... Very nice... please don't leave me, and become another dream.

Diona's Hobbies I enjoy hunting. I'm especially good at tracking down prey! But Daddy says that the wild is dangerous. One should only go deep into the forest with a reliable adult. ...You're a reliable adult, right?

Birthday Here you go — fried fish with my special sauce! ...Relax, I didn't add anything strange! My cooking is actually really good when I want it to be — stop talking and try it already! Hmph... that's better... Oh, and uh, happy birthday.

Feelings About Ascension: Conclusion Ascension Phase 6 A cat's nose can smell those people they are familiar with and like... Ahh!? You're mistaken, how could I say something like that... Ohh...

She has fun chasing butterflies and such like a well cat (even though she insists she isn't well technically she isnt but still)

Interesting Things When it comes to butterflies, I'm the best at pouncing on— err, catching them. Hey, not in a fun way! I catch butterflies to add a nasty taste to my cocktails. I'm not a cat! Meow! *hiss*

And like a child shes curious as a cat *hehe*

About Us: Curiosity  Friendship Lv. 6 What's that!? What's that!? Let me see! Maybe I can add it to my next cocktail to give it a dreadful taste... Huh? It's just a strange-looking mushroom, how boring...

Her love of fish is so damn cute

Favorite Food I like, no, LOVE to eat fish! The fish Daddy cooks is the best, a purrfect main course! ...But eating fish as drunk food, that's absolute blasphemy!

but she still needs to eat her veggies tbh

Least Favorite Food Carrots, potatoes, onions, tomatoes... I don't like the taste of any of those vegetables. ...In fact, I don't eat vegetables at all!

but she also has to deal with so much like drunkard creeps in the cats tail

More About Diona: II Friendship Lv. 3 You wouldn't ask me to meow like a cat, like those boozehounds at the tavern do, would you? I wouldn't do it, no way! I'm not some little house pet that just shakes my ears real cute and stretches my back! I'm... I'm Diona, Destroyer of the Wine Industry!

Her father's unhealthy habit of drinking

About Her Father  Friendship Lv. 4 I adore my daddy more than anyone else! He's the greatest! But... Daddy after he drinks, ugh... Argh! I must bring an end to the wine industry of Mondstadt, and soon! No time for chit-chat!

and not to mention her constant failures in bringing down the wine industry push her to the point that she cries

so in summary, despite her trying her best to be tough and independent she's a sweet girl who just wants the love of her father and some warmth and companionship and is trying her absolute best

Diona is actually such an endearing character though.

[pj-was-here]

first ever fic i finished and it's a crackfic treated seriously invovling faceless ayato not ayato, traumatised Diona and a Pissed Lumine thats killing monsters

AND IN 1 FUCKING DAY

[cranehusbands]

hiiii twirls hair can i ask abt your ocs ?

YES YES OF COURSE I literally just posted about one cos I was drafting it while waiting for the opticians lmao

BUT I ALSO HAVE;

Daniel Katzlien, Diona’s older brother. He left Mondstadt around the time Diona got her vision bc he was sick of his father’s alcoholism, went to Liyue with plans to go to the Akademiya in Sumeru with studies of his bloodline, ended up becoming a bit of a micro celebrity instead. When he realised he was becoming as bad as Draff, he became clean sober and took up philosophy and has a column about it in a paper :) he’s an electro claymore who heals + shields

Marius! He’s a treasure hunter from Fontaine, resides in Liyue. He ended up getting ditched by his band who sold up out to join the Fatui lmao. Now he has a little antique stall of stuff he’s ‘acquired’. Hydro polearm dps

Alois Zimmerman, a member of Old Mondstadt monarchy who lost his life in the revolution, only to come back as a vampire. The inventor of firearms and close associate of the Fatui (gunners, yk). Resides in Fontaine as a recluse and sells off his patents like hotcakes. Cryo catalyst dps

Feng Li, an ox half-adeptus who’s trying to blend in with life in Liyue, after living in isolation for a while. He’s an awkward friendly little guy who works in a China shop and is actually incredibly aware of himself and his size. I haven’t decided his vision yet (it’s a toss up between anemo and dendro) but he’s a bow :)

And then I literally just posted about Sasha because he’s the blorbo of the day methinks.

[karmic-toast]

When they get fluffy ears/tails

Tw:None!

Characters: Klee, Sayu, Diona, Diluc, Chongyun, Albedo, Childe, Itto

-Doesn’t mind too much, and makes a good use for it

Klee

'Ooh! Fluffy ears! :D This way I can hear if master Jean gets too close. Well, time to go fish blasting! Huh? Of course you’re coming with me. I still need back up if master Jean comes, you know.'

Albedo

'Oh. What a wonderful discovery. I didn’t notice the ears and tail until you told me. Quick Sucrose, get me a mirror so I can sketch this strange bundle of fluff.'

Childe

'You see this hair pin and ribbons, girlie? Hehe. You look so flustered! You know, I thought these ears were annoying at first, but I am now finding them quite useful, as I see they make you blush. C’mon. Help me choose which accessory I should put on next, instead of glaring at me like that.'

-Needs a little comfort

Sayu

'Psst. Over here. Look, under my hood. Yes, I have tanuki ears. They get in the way when I roll around, and I can’t sleep because I can hear everything. Do you know how to get rid of them? No?...Well I guess they do make me look taller.'

Itto (reverse)

'T-traveler!! Gaah- Don’t take off my hat! If you do- No no no no no. Give it back! Why are you laughing? (ノ｀Д)ノ Does it make me look less manly? Adorable?! That’s even worse. And now my horns are gone too… Crouch down? So you can touch my ears? Why don’t I give you a piggyback ride instead. I’m still the strong and awesome Arataki ‘numero uno’ Itto you fell in love with.'

Diona (reverse)

'Traveler! They’re gone… My ears and tail! The proof of my katzlien blood. What am I going to do? What!? No, I don’t need your help.They might appear later. Hmph.'

-Very shy

Chongyun

'Don’t touch my tail! It’s embarrassing. No, no matter how fluffy, or adorable, or…? You don’t like my tail? A-and you wanted to yank it off? …… ( ;⚆ _ ⚆ )... What!? Don’t joke around like that! I actually believed you. Ugh, it’s always you and Xingqiu.ヽ(￢ ͟ʖ￢ )ﾉ'

Diluc

'Traveler…I uh…wanted to talk to you in private. Over here. So, I have a major inconvenience that is stuck to my head. Can you call over Albedo? Or even a doctor. You will? Thank you so much. And please, don’t tell anybody about my uh, condition. Especially not Kaeya.'

[isbus]

In memory of just-diona…

A favorite of my blogs, has been released from my grasp. I deleted the blog simply because it was getting no more asks, along with little to no new followers. I hope someone can take the title of being the new just-diona. If you were one who loved just-diona, feel free to take the blog. We will miss you, Katzlien Cocktail.

In memory of abyssal-magician…

Another favorite but was deleted with the same reason as just-diona. But even worse. I had maybe 9 followers, and no one really cared. Fluff has been released as well. This Pyro Mage was a fun character to play the part of, so hopefully another can be a newer Fluff. As we miss the Katzlien Coctail, we shall miss Fluff…

We shall place the red roses that adorned his blog on this memorial, along with the rose quartz’s that were shown on hers.

We will miss you…

~IsBus