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[dilf-docs]

just wondering… any hc of how Eddie would introduce venom to young reader?

would venom love us? Or try to eat us?

venom meeting u would be like

eddie x venom x younger!reader

warnings: curse words, alien wants to eat you, just smut aluded nothing too crazy, nonsense but i had fun writing this!

tbh eddie didn't want to bc introduce venom partly in shame and partly bc he didn't want u to leave him lol (he has attachment issues i'm 100% sure) (ofc venom would yell at him for being embarrassed of THEE venom like??? get your shit together omg)

eddie likes you so much so i believe it ends up passing to venom but venom doesn't really have human feelings yk? like dude copes on another level

he processes different me thinks so eddie's liking of your perfume, for example, or the sweet way you taste when you kiss would translate to: "she must be sweet to eat!"

so yeah he probably wants to eat you

literally

both ways maybe??

ends up taking over eddies body bc even if he hates loud sounds ur moans are kinda inviting, inciting and addicting™️

yeah #monsterfucking

he loves u!!! venom would adore u bc u keep eddie happy

and eddie happy means his home lasting longer!!!!

he doesn't really know how humans work but i'm convinced he thinks we'd die if we're sad

so when he finally moves on from anne (even if he kind of misses her), venom cheers!

you would probably feed him when he takes over eddie too

lots of chocolates go missing from nearby stores

maybe would do a fanfic if i knew how to write it idk

i just know venoms tongue would eat!!

literally

imagine that long ass muscle dripping in saliva along your... 😳

no words

he prob rattles eddie on you 💯 gossip time with the symbiote is fun!

ngl when eddie starts annoying him or making you annoyed he takes over w/o permission lol

it starts to be more frequent cause venom wants u just for him 😤 lmao

possessive little symbiote

eddie fights with him, both jealous, trying to win your attention

coughing baby vs. hydrogen bomb if we're honest

we know who is who IJBOL

but yeah im pretty sure after seeing how much eddie loves u and as an extension? oh him, venom loves u too<3

and the happy little weird alien symbiote family lived happily ever after

the end

[skypiea]

Saiga (your dad) in Cherry Soda?

[pegplunkett]

hamish posting cute animal videos and using barely legible long ass hashtags on his insta is just too adorable I have HAD IT with how cute he is I want to SQUISH him

[mifunebooty]

Im never going to watch Lorry Hill again just because she talked about Timothee Chalamet on celebrities who havent had plastic surgery

[princessofmerc]

George y u gotta stand so fruity. Why???

[lefoo]

theres something awful in the water in dilftown...

[islesnucks]

my exact thoughts of each suit pic because I need to share them

short king killing it with the burgundy suit, wasn't expecting less from royalty

there's a reason he's the president of dilftown and here it is, plus we love a styled man with the cross suit

ebs ... I love you but the beard isn't doing it for me, you're still a newcomer dilf we'll work on it

+ scotty mayfield my beloved

Mr beauvillier sir you are killing it with the patterned suits keep it up we love it

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wtf found my 2nd gray hair today im on the train to dilftown babey

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WELCOME TO DILFTOWN POPULATION: THE 118

[dilf-docs]

DILF TOWN CITIZENS GATHER HERE as i ask you another thing (gets queued after the dfb!joel and javi peña fic)

*i have vander and silco in mind

[dilf-docs]

This isn't so much of a request as it is a question: Do you have any Eddie Brock and Venom headcanons that you'd like to share with us?

as of late i'm currently juggling between the dbf!joel fic and one of my wattpad books i want to finish before the year ends (it's jake peralta x fem!oc), while also simultaneously re-watching the last of us

my brother wants to watch it but i actually brainwashed him into thinking it's his idea. the truth is, i just want to see joel miller again for fic and womanly purposes

but it's alright!!!! i brainstormed a bunch of unrelated random headcannons for funsies:

eddie/venom headcannons i came up with in 5 minutes:

rockstar eddie (just a hunch; i have this mandela effect where i think he did play guitar on the movies??? no??? me thinks it's cause he plays the part yk)

i think venom would learn gen z slang just to piss eddie off. i just know he would 100% shout in the middle of the night or during a fight: ✨️SLAY✨️

if you had a kid, halloween would be so much fun!!!! you'd deadass lie your ass off saying venom is some vfx effect so your kid gets more candy IJBOL (can be venom peeking over eddie's shoulder or full on suit, you choose)

i think eddie is the forgetful type, and taking into account that venom has been alive for YEARS i think he's got a good memory, so he'd be the one to tell eddie when he forgets important dates like anniversaries or places he has to be

[dilf-docs]

Hi, there! I love your Eddie Brock stuff (scruffy older man carrying an alien, my beloved), so may I please make a request?

Eddie and Venom with a chubby younger female reader that gets constantly made fun of for her weight. She has low self-esteem, but Eddie and Venom think she's absolutely perfect.

Thanks in advance!

hi hello thank u sm for requesting. i'd never written hurt/comfort involving body image. hope i did justice to ur idea my fellow eddie brock enthusiast 🫶🏼 read it here

[dilf-docs]

Jealous/ possessive Eddie brock, I just know this man will literally tear someone's head off for someone looking at you in the wrong way, and Venom is always happy to eat the brains. Maybe you can write something about that. The reader is a bartender, and someone hits on her, and Eddie comes by and beats the shit out of him. Reader is obviously mad he pulled that stunt at her JOB so heated argument make up sex. Idk you are the writer do your magic you queen I LOVE YOUR WRITING FR 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️

HI BUB tysm for the compliment and the request (still open btw, like my legs when i see pedro pascal wait what)

you can find it here tehee >.< hope it's what u expect or more IDK

[dilf-docs]

Where are you from?

from a third world country with a cool dictator (apparently)

[dilf-docs]

Por un momento creí que eras de México😞

😞😞😞 well, no! pero somos hermanos centroamericanos boop boop

[dilf-docs]

OMGGG THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!! I really love what you write! Tysm❤️❤️❤️✨

you're so sweet 🥹 tysm!! glad u enjoyed it 🐬🌈✨️✨️