#dilfistyapping

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pedro's got such cute brown puppy eyes like in this one scene he's mastered the craft of the sad kicked puppy eyes

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this is me btw

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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if i did a sleazy joel fucks u in a dirty alley of the gas station pwp to lana del rey's song queen of the gas station would u read it???

update: i understand u mullet haters but i will die on this hill and yummy thighs even if they dressed him like a fucking viejito en calzoneta y calcetines altos cause he pulls it off too just like that fuckass haircut

read it here

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they did this for me everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS MY CHALLENGERS

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pedro pascal wearing a mullet wig is doing things to me he looks like the weird uncle id fuck in an alley behind the gas station

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DILF TOWN CITIZENS GATHER HERE as i ask you another thing (gets queued after the dfb!joel and javi peña fic)

*i have vander and silco in mind

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this is the face of a dilf lover who writes fics in public

lil' face reveal bc i felt girly-pop kind of cute <3

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IS THIS FR??? this is me rn in my new relationship but my situationship with wattpad keeps trying to sabotage it!!!

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

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are u really a cinephile and dilf lover if u don't leave in the middle of your class and walk all the way to the movies bc there's an early screening of gladiator II??? respeten los rangos

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hello dilf town citizens just woke up to real horrible news (hugh is dating that woman)

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dilftown citizens! the first ten users to like on this post will feature as a cameo in my next pedro pascal fic. don't ask, just do it lolz :,)

edit: if u keep on liking past the 10 I'll still add u lol

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i want him in between my legs NOW

Joel Miller in THE LAST OF US PART II 💯 👀 👌

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DILF TOWN ATTENTION! would u like that to the devil i know becomes a series??

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hanno stronger than me cause i would've let acacius shove his sword in me and showed rome some real entertainment

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ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS??? THEY ARE THERE AND I AM HERE AGAINST ALL ODDS (airbuds battery died, im in class, etc)

lucky ppl i wouldn't wash my hands after shaking them with anyone of the cast

HELLO GALACTUS???? THE TRAILER?? OMG THE ROMANCE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD STFU JUSTAYSKSKXJDKKSKS

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need that bush on my face-

the thing is

someone not only storyboarded this angle

but they pitched it to pedro

and pedro agreed

so

that person deserves a raise