#dihydrogenmonoxide

[ajarofpickledtears]

today I learned that "bloody" steak probably isn't really bloody and it's just water and... myoglobin?

I forgot how exhausting this is to read because some comparisons feel so weird and I gotta look up every second thing

like

• the bubbling, inner pink of myoglobin-oozing beef patties

• stripped steak that bled with pink-tinted myoglobin into crisp, golden potatoes

• before it dripped even further, as the myoglobin from the steak had done

I looked this up because I was so confused

and apparently myoglobin is a protein that is also responsible for giving meat it's pink or red colour

so how does it drip from anywhere

I think it's referring to, like, fat and whatever fluids come out if meat when cooked, but

idk man this just feels so weird to read

[wensdaiambrose]

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a main ingredient in vaccines. It's in our food. It seeps into our soil. You cannot wash it off your fruits and veggies.

There are even amounts of dihyrogen monoxide that are deadly.

If dihydrogen monoxide gets into your lungs, you will die.

This is why science and education matters.

#science #sciencefacts #sciencememes #sciencejokes #dihydrogenmonoxide #dihydrogenmonoxideawareness #dihydrogenmonoxidekills

[unhingedwomandiaries]

I had to pry my eyes open at 3AM to catch this ungodly early flight to Gouda. I was utterly decimated. The taxi driver showed up at 4, undoubtedly thrilled to have human interaction at that hour despite my telepathic pleas to abort the small talk. I hadn't consumed any calories or dihydrogenmonoxide at that point, so it's a miracle I was semi-vertical. But hey, at least I got to feel like a Kardashian in business class with that luxurious bed-chair separator situation. For sustenance, they served up a wooden plank with cheese, cured meat discs, hummus, one pitiful radish (just to theoretically provide a vegetable, I assume), yogurt wearing a little fruity toupee, a muffin that totally could've passed for contraband, citrus juice, and hot water with leaves. Mediocre at best. They circled back later peddling some egg-based amorphous blob.

I landed around 8 but couldn't check in until 3, so I got halfway via tram then went to this bike shop. After explaining my two-day bike needs, they made me try out tiny bicycles until the smallest limbo bar cleared, prompting amusement from the staff. Apparently I'm ushering in a new era for petite ladies and/or small animals at this establishment. Only a fiver for the rental too. Those London bike leeches charge like two pounds per mile. But the best part? I just leave it wherever when I'm done. No returning necessary. Gotta love the Dutch bike fervor.

Did the grind, then had some floppy, plate-sized "pancakes" (but they're not fooling me - those were crêpes) plus a melty, syrupy stroopwafel disk for lunch. Finally checked into my hotel around 4. It was more of a bed and breakfast and had the same name as my husband's grandma. It was on this miniature farm with a cat named Vivi, but pronounced more like "FEE-fee" for some reason.

For dinner I biked/trammed into Amsterdam for my holiest of Dutch indulgences - the kapsalon. It's an obsession, mate. A sacred, edible monument to humanity's potential for greatness. There's this renowned kapsalon spot in the Red Light District, but getting there is always awkwardly running the gauntlet of rubbernecking American tourists creepily trying to camera-assassinate the workers or angrily Kool-Aid Man their way through the doors. Weird priorities, but I'm admittedly probably quite prude.

Post-meal, I checked out this Van Gogh "immersive experience" exhibit. Basically an escape room without the escaping. You're just submerged in his iconic visuals. Eight euros and they throw in a complimentary tote, not bad.

By then, exhaustion was whittling me down to a husk. I somehow made it back to the hotel, and there was Vivi loitering in the guest dining room. She greeted me, rubbed against my legs hoping for affection, and escorted me upstairs. I thought, "Well, if the staff's cool with it, you can be my temporary overprivileged companion." I mindlessly clicked around the TV, but it was just filth at that hour. One channel was airing a documentary about...penis statues? Riveting. I settled on the third Harry Potter film in Dutch before inevitably passing out.

[queen-of-heretics]

Hydrogen and dihydrogen monoxide (water)

[neseblodrecords]

Stunning Tailor Made 2019 Ferrari 488 Spider For Sale

[meetjamesensor]

Kids drink this stuff! #Repost @dhmoawareness Made by @Image.Downloader · · · · Why would you consume this stuff!? #dihydrogenmonoxide #dhmo #science #chemistry #satire #chemicals #vaccines #conspiracy #gmos #organic https://www.instagram.com/p/CFDWkNNn3QMqALolX8q3ZdZWTyBHcipTAu5ENI0/?igshid=90vw1eubc300

[nimbus-tatze]

dominion just feels like "kind/soft" indoctrination, considering it's quoted and yelled left and right. If a single documentary is enough to change your entire lifestyle that's ...really weird to put it mildly

[andyguettner]

Hydrate #dihydrogenmonoxide #hydrate

[bluesman56]

Dihydrogenmonoxide reflections by Tony

[virpiablccdnerd]

I’m ashamed to admit that red has done this type of thing more times then either they or I are willing to admit. They are not the perfect being the like to claim they are

Heroes at Home

[s0irenic]

Glass of Dihydrogenmonoxide  -  Photo by  -  Hob - on flickr

[tsukaramachi]

rec anon here again cause i cant shut up but here's some more!! 'Some Days' by h20 (a.k.a DihydrogenMonoxide) hasnt been updated and probably isnt going to but its a good story (and being completely honest the only story h20's written that ive gotten rlly into;;) AND DEFINITELY THESE STORIES, big rec time: 'Reach for the Stars' by Jejune (aka Turquoise54), uhh continued cause im running out of space and im so super sorry for spam >

Woa anon you have a lot to recommend lol but I hope these are as interesting as you make them out to be :0

[graytopbrewingco]

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Collecting RO water to turn into beer. #craftbeer #rdwhahb #ro #h2o #dihydrogenmonoxide https://www.instagram.com/p/BwaP80lFVh2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qcc3gnv4kjs5

[smerdulos]

I hate eating chemicals. Natrium Chloride? Dihydrogenmonoxide? (2R,3S,4R,5R)-2,3,4,5,6-Pentahydroxyhexanal? Miss me with that shit.

I don't even breathe oxygen.

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

[lightofrelfection-blog]

It rained again. . . . . . . #rain #water #h2o #70200mm #dihydrogenmonoxide #droplet #liquid #fluids #nikon #sigma #sphere https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_MLrFHNpb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wcmqqbpoe9oi

[taureanthebull]

#funny #damnlol #dihydrogenmonoxide #diaphoresis #micturition #acutetissuehydration