#dig ol’ bick

[dawg-editz]

Dig Ol’ Bick - Ninja Sex Party

[cheese-ducks]

My favorite song on These Nuts: 🎵 Speaking 🤘gibberish🎸 in a country accent ⭐️YEE HAW!!🤘🤘

My favorite song on Digital Nightmare: Man this furby's going thru it. You ok bro?

[humbababa]

So what bars have the wet boxer-brief contests? Yelling at the guys they'll get 15 bar dollars if they win?

Like, where exactly? And if no, how do I speed up this process?

[rollthehighlightswiththelowlifes]

This actually syncs up so fucking well this is amazing

Listening to some NSP during a 2 hour drive and Every Time I hear Dig ‘Ol Bick I imagine it to this video. Wish that were me, lol.

https://youtu.be/sgYNUXb4IEo?si=DShYQEyZswRDitYe

That video is freakin' amazing.

Allow me to make your audio-visual dreams come true.

[cryptidram]

I Got a Dig Ol' Bick!

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Intro (These) • Get Ready (To Get Ready) • I Own A Car • Let's Save The Earth • Dance 'Til You Stop* • My Pet Python • Death Metal • Sports Anthem • Seatbelts! • Nut Heat • Behind The Mask • Dig Ol' Bick • Galaxy Hamster • The Boner Of Peace (Part III of the Boner Trilogy) • Outro (Nuts)

*Submitter's Note: Dance 'til You Stop features Tom Cardy!

Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[uncreative-bxstard]

Ok okay you asked for it. YFM genderbend lore time.

I’m filling in gaps, I’m making shit up, it’s gonna be a good time. Trust.

So, what changes?

Of course, the genders are BENT. For future reference, Pom Pom is the female Puff Puff and Amy is the female Axel. The other two it's pretty obvious.

Also, there’s more tiddie jokes. Wish I was kidding but the girls mostly retain the characterization of their actual counterparts so they’re super immature (gen 2 specifically. Not only because that’s the gen I prefer drawing but also I don’t think I could handle gen 1.5 Puff as a girl.)

All those songs about women? The ones I can’t think of good male versions of (Booty Store and Stalkin Your Mom) have been kept the same. Pom Pom SAYS it’s because she thinks it’s funny for “straight girls” to objectify women but I think we all know the truth here. Pom doesn’t want to admit she’s a girlkisser but she likes to smack Jae, Ben, and Amy on the asses when she holds the door open (one of them enjoys it. Seriously, guess who.)

I’ve tried filling in the gaps so we can have lore instead of whatever the fuck can be scraped off of YFM fanon wikis.

There’s no real shipping but I hope you know I drew yuri of this au in my biology notebook and almost turned it in.

And also I’ve tried to zap EVERY character with the gender ray. Cracks knuckles. Here we go.

Main band lore

Pom spent the first few years of her life raised by both parents. Her dad was a neglectful druggie and her mom was physically and verbally abusive. Said parents argued all the time. They split up and Pom went with her dad, who got a new wife who already had a daughter (as in, genderbends of Puff’s offhandedly mentioned stepdad and brother in Santa Hates Poor Kids. Retconned in Trauma Song.). Child services sent her to live with her PeePaw by the time she was like 8 (A baby mispronounces a word ONE time and you get stuck with the most fuckass name on the planet…) and that was the probably the best thing to do.

School sucked too. Pom was seen as an outcast. If you ask Pom about it, she has no idea why. Luckily outcasts attract outcasts. That’s how she met DeeJae (whose vague backstory I’m leaving pretty much the same) and Benatar. (Just so you know Benatar was the name of a female singer. I don’t see it worthwhile to feminize it.) What did the three of them have in common? They liked music, space, and were kinda weird and immature. Best friends. Band kids. They met Amy (Axel) at a jazz festival (she went to a different school). They hit it off. They wanted to give this band thing a shot. They collectively went “hm… aliens…”, YFM was born, and the rest is history.

Side characters

Dig Ol Bick

It was high school prom, he had a packer incident, and Pom was horny enough to take him anyway. He found her loser failwoman qualities endearing. A few times. Turns out the girl willing to make out to a horror movie isn’t a great girlfriend. Oh well, they’re on civil terms.

Michelle “Wax” Jones

The story here is Pom Pom watched her on YouTube, was like “whoa cool”, invited her out to the club with DeeJae, they made a few songs together and actually became good friends.

Brooke/Ms. Douchebag

The whole grudge against her is because she was one of the people who teased Pom, Jae, and Ben in school (and also she dated Ben’s crush). She’s not entirely aware of this though, she thinks YFM are her friends.

Vidalia

Amy’s stupid hawk. Basically the same as Axel’s stupid hawk, just female. Pom likes making hawk tuah jokes about her.

Wanda

YFM’s #1 fan. Pom Pom Humbert was her lesbian awakening (Pom got the tat of her face removed). If you say she’s a fake nerd, you’re dumb enough to invite the nerd rage. Still works at that diner.

DeeJoe

Jae and Joe were effectively raised together, their parents were very close siblings. Him and Pom still hooked up (YFMTS episode 9). Jae thinks bringing him over is a bad idea, so they mostly communicate via Skype.

Shitty G

Met Pom Pom and Benatar at a truck stop in Eastern Tennessee and gave them inspiration through her utter trailer-trashiness. Moved out of Tennessee to whatever state YFM live in and ended up working at the same Applebee’s. Small world.

Elliot (Friend Zone Boy)

He needs a name, chat. I did my best. Ben still hangs out with him even though he’s kinda mean. NOT a zombie. There just happens to be a lot of cutecore pink-haired boy zombies.

Steven the Demon

Pom Pom’s sleep paralysis demon. Probably. Actually, we don’t know where he comes from. The Upside Downs is either a form of gaslighting or Pom and Jae’s side project so they could evade the eyes of the label.

Alright chat I think that’s everyone. If you want random little tidbits, go ahead and ask. I am bored out of my mind.

[your-favorite-genderbend]

And in walked this dude with a DIG OL BICK.

Lore-wise, Dig and Pom are in a constant cycle of break up, make up, break up, make up. Sometimes her loser failwoman antics are cute. Sometimes he can't stand her. It all depends on circumstances.

[rinamars]

Sorry this is unprompted but i need a safe space to dump all my Erwin love that I don't know what to do with lmao. I'm so down bad for this man I need help.😭

You just KNOW this man would make a great devoted husband. I KNOW his natural scent and pheromones would smell sooo goooood. You KNOW this man got a dig ol bick. You KNOW he's a great learner and would be so attentive and intuitive when pleasing you. You KNOW that behind that stoic facade he's a big ol softie just aaahhh this man's got me kicking my feet and giggling lmao 😭😭. And while he's a big ol softie at heart you KNOW he can turn on his ruthlessness to dominate you. I just wanna kiss kiss kiss his face. I just wanna rub our faces together like cats. I just wanna lovingly caress those eyebrows. I just wanna hold him and console him over his imposter syndrome and his traumas. I just wanna tell him his father's death isn't his fault. I just wanna tell him his sacrificing his own humanity to save humanity and all his hard work and efforts don't go unnoticed. I just wanna SUCK HIS DICK. I JUST WANNA---

ohhh anon you're in the right place!! you're so real for this. YOU'RE SO REAL

i agree 100%... he'd smell heavenly and he'd be so soft and loving. i too want to minimize his self loathing and spoil him with cuddles and kisses. and also, y'know

(i hereby declare my blog a 100% safe space for the erwin girlies whenever they're in heat)

[shays-shitposts]

bonus doodle! not what i expected for “Dig Ol’ Bick”, but still went with the country sound! :)

before this song came out, i thought it would be about digging up a guy named bick (maybe from the dead). idk why i went for the literal term, so that’s why i put shovels lmao. welp, it’s too late to change everything 🤷‍♀️

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[sin-grumps]

of all the things in "Dig Ol' Bick" that tickle me every single time, why in the hippity hoppity FUCK is it "tub of cripped wheam"? WHY THAT ONE?! WHY DOES IT GET ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

[sixth-love-language]

this shit is dangerous it really tastes like i need a gemini man with a dig ol bick to ruin my life rn

[landofbluelight]

I have no idea whats going on with my brain today regarding my music listening habits. First Katatonia (goth metal), and then this 🤷

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

WHEN A PRIEST, THREE NUNS, AND HER MOM WALKED IN, NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME.

DIG OL' BICK

COMING: NEVER.

(This piece was for the NSP 15th Anniversary Zine!)

[axxelaxxelaxxel]

Got a dig ol bick imma tuck you hard fonight

[kazuhasbunny]

bro kaeya main gang

sucking his dig ol bick but he pulls your head off of him, sluts u out for being a slacker and pushes you on him til ur lips hit his pelvis

yea . kaeya mains rise up

also wowhsmzhsj .,, HELP sorry for being such a slacker kaeya i swear it wasnt on purpose . now can i get more of that dick pls