#diet squip

[artzychic27]

Here's a fun ask. Miraculous Ladybug but Nathaniel and Marc are Adrien's SQUIPS and Juleka and Rose are Marinette's SQUIPS. These queer computers work together and shenanigans ensue.

Marc: Adrien, repeat after me… Go fuck yourself, you bitter old hermit. I’m not some cash cow for you to milk dry until I’m a stick from these lousy model diets and I become a plastic surgery disaster simply for aging like a normal human being. So sit your ass down, fuck off, and don’t talk to me unless it’s to say, “I’m sorry for being so emotionally distant and I promise to be the father I never was to you.”

*After Adrien said it*

Gabriel: …

Nathaniel: Darling, I think you broke him.

Marc: Good. Now steal his wallet and let’s go blow it all on junk food.

Adrien: I really don’t think-

Nathaniel: *Makes him steal the wallet* And you’re doing it! Let’s start with ice cream!

—

Juleka: No. *Shocks Marinette*

Marinette: Ow! But can I just-

Rose: No. Now repeat after me. “I will not stalk Adrien.”

Marinette: *Sighs* I will not stalk Adrien.

Juleka: There we go. What that so hard?

Marinette: But it’s not really even stalking- *Juleka shocks her*

—

*Later that night*

Adrien: *Wide awake because he can hear his Squips making out in his head*

—

Rose: So! How’s Adrien been?

Marc: I finally got him to curse! I’ve never been so proud!

Juleka: Lucky. I was getting Marinette to finally take down those photos of him, but I know she still has backups.

Nathaniel: Wow, sucks to be you. *Juleka slaps the back of his head* Anyway, I’m thinking of having Adrien dress like a punk rocker and see if Gabriel faints. Last time I had him in a skirt, and the guy had this thousand yard stare.

Rose: Send pictures of he does faint, please!

Juleka: On the topic of clothing, let’s discuss how to fix their looks as heroes.

Nathaniel: Oh, I thought you’d never ask!

[squip-news]

Experiencing Squipterruptions?

A massive recall has been issued by SQUiPSoft, one of the leading SQUiP developers.

Apparently, a counterfeit batch of SQUiPS has accidentally made it to market. If you've received your SQUiP from a shoebox filled with them, you may be at risk.

If your SQUiP has been acting glitchy, such as providing you with unchill tips, setting its avatar to a nightmare creature, or displaying human emotions and desires beyond what is typically simulated, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

If you think your SQUiP is faulty, SQUiPSoft's recommended course of action is to report the bootlegged SQUiP to them and hold tight for a free systems upgrade. It is discouraged to seek termination of your SQUiP.

Prior to the awareness of this recall, a PSA was released to discourage users from activating their SQUiPs with anything other than plain Mountain Dew. Flavors to especially stay away from include Diet Mountain Dew, as it may not activate all of your SQUIP's features, and Hard Mountain Dew, as the alcohol contained inside may disorient your SQUiP at startup, which can be dangerous for the user.

[anonyb0b]

I know you're asleep but you could look at this in the morning

But I think it's like a cute but funny idea for the boy and his squips, Cindy and Squip sometimes play some video games that they managed to download to their squip files and play it sometimes when Jeremy is busy or asleep, but that sometimes causes Jeremy to witness the dumb stuff those two talk and joke about in his dreams,it's like a diet game grumps

SJSJSJSJS squame squmps

I can see the vision and I love it

[anony-002]

Log 004

Note: God..... really....?

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My SQUIP, "Rob", is....definitely not a normal SQUIP. He's no longer a nightmare creature, thank god, so its easier to study him now. It turns out, I drank Diet Mountain Dew to activate him. I didn't think the flavor had to be exact. That's what messed him up. He talks weird, he looks weird, but..that doesn't seem to bother him. I don't think SQUIPs should be this nice, this optimistic, based on what I've heard from Jeffrey. It turns out, he can't predict probabilities, so the entire reason I got him is...well, null. He's... I made a stupid mistake and now one of the nicest people- well- people adjacent? does it matter- people I've met since I switched timelines is...messed up because of me. I...I should be finding a way to fix that, but....I need to focus all my work into getting home...

[ask-squip-hq]

Hello. I am. Rob. I am. A. SQUIP. I have been. advised. to. seek your. advice. I was activated. with. Diet. Mountain Dew. and. I am missing. information about. myself. A. SQUIP. should know.

Notice text:

>So I've heard.

Your program files are not permanently missing. The lack of access must be startling, but rest assured it is fixable.

Would you like me to manually access your missing data for delivery?

[anonyb0b]

Users. appear to be. doing. strange things. with their. SQUIPs. like drinking. Diet. Mountain Dew. or. pouring. Mountain Dew. on the pill. directly. Or. buying. A bootleg. SQUIP. Perhaps. our strange. users. are causing. this variance.

Anony. had no. opinion. They. just shrugged. Switching voice to Sean Connery... . . . "I don't. know anything. about. baseball."

Excellent job.

What do you need to know about baseball? You can search using an internet search engine like Microsoft Bing.

[dinofur]

True love <3

[tenderwiki]

food/neon themed bi moodboard for @diet-squip <3</i>

[radiqueer]

me, a couple days ago: I’m queer... huh. I’m queer!!! :D!!!!!

i’m queer too!!!! i love u you funky lil queer!! 

[nyancheetosmusical]

Look! At! My! Boys!

Don’t worry, they’re getting scanned and colored eventually :)

@i-used-to-wear-the-fedora @totally-not-using-a-fake-name @justpidgance

[full-course-identity]

tbh,, I saw you rbed that squipjer post and thought “ah finally, a non toxic bmc blog” so thanks for existing

HELL YEAH

i live to be the best bmc blog around!

(actually there’s a lot of good blogs, and i’d prolly be more active and friendly and soft, but this fandom is so... cruel sometimes, so i get anxious and snappy when i don’t mean to be;; so i could do better, but i appreciate this ask a lot

[swanbelly]

where do you rp?

@threeclans

@mountainsiderp

[pronoun-archive]

I found out that I’m really comfortable/happy with they/them pronouns as well as my agab pronouns. am I still cis, or is it possible that I learned a thing about myself today?

The only thing I can say is that surely you learned more about yourself.

Pronouns aren't essentially linked to gender identities, they don't determine your identity.

It's possible to be cisgender and use they/themself pronoun, in the same way there are AFAB he/him women and AMAB she/her men that aren't transgender just because of pronouns.

Also multipronoun individuals don't have to be multigender.

Testing pronouns is a way of gender experience for many people, i.e. getting social gender euphoria when people using a specific pronoun, staying gender dysphoric when someone mispronoun you.

In the end of the day, it's only you that can determine yourself.

[anonyb0b]

What’s the whole story with rob?

Alright so

I decided to take a SQUIP because I wanted a better idea of how SQUIPs work.

Unfortunately, I took it with Diet Mountain Dew. Which, messed poor Rob up. Instead of taking the form of something appealing, it took the form of a nightmare creature. Identity crises and my own stupidity ensued.

Then, Rob had a whole "being restored by the power of friendship" arc and is now doing ok. For the most part.

And now Rob and I are chill :)

[coolstrawberriesandchocolatebars]

Would the Squip still work if you take diet Mountain Dew? Or will it slightly work but have occasional glitches because you used the diet version. OR would you basically get the Dollar Tree version?

Be More Chill explain

[autisticvampireclub]

That vampire!Michael post blew up (at least by my standards it did) so here’s more Jeremy being an absolute Dumbass

Jeremy: “hey dude, I think your mirror is broken”

Michael: “huh?”

Jeremy: “yeah, I can’t see your reflection in it, is it fake?”

Michael: “.............................oh my fucking g-“

-

Jeremy: “woah are those fangs?!”

Michael: “yes, thank god finally you noticed th-“

Jeremy: “sick! Where’d you get them, they look so real!”

Michael: “..........I’m done.”

-

Jeremy: “wait... you sleep all day, you hate garlic now, you have fangs, and your always drinking some mysterious red drink...”

Michael: “yes, yes cmon, you can say it, your almost th-“

Jeremy: “oh my god did you get a Squip?!”

Michael: “WHAT NO-“

-

Michael: “YOU SERIOUSLY CAN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER REASON WHY I WOULD BE DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS?! SERIOUSLY!!??”

Jeremy: “your... on a new diet?”

Michael: “I mean... your not wrong, technically, but any OTHER REASON?!”

Jeremy: “..............you joined a cult?”

Michael: “OH MY GOD IM A VAMPIRE!!”

Jeremy: “......haha, that’s a good one-“

Michael: “ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

-

Jeremy: “look dude, I’m not gonna believe you unless you show me some solid proof”

Michael: “I LITERALLY DIDN’T SHOW UP IN A MIRROR WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!”

-

Jeremy: “hey man I totally support you if you if your going goth but vampires just aren’t real”

Michael: “....okay but ghosts are?”

Jeremy: “GHOSTS ARE ABSOLUTELY REAL SCREW YOU”

-

Michael: “man I hope you won’t be so stubborn when Christine tells you she’s a witch...”

Jeremy: “.....wait what?”