#dies tryna draw shoes

[odd-theartist]

playing character.ai

and there a persona option on the website so i drew one of my “personas” aka my fpe oc so here it issss

If this gets… atleast five likes i’ll put the lore

Pls reblogggg eeeeee

“Helwo evyone”-kirby

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

SUNMER IS OVER N IM. WORRIED AB KORN KID

house of YAS had a end of summer Block Pawty n yr frwend tells u to meet him in front of the bus and that his only descriptor in the masses of people is dhat he's a v" tall black stranger. " I find him ofc then we dance on tha stage n get free flowerz n then go to tha subway to do lines of K on the floor then a white man stops us n asks us for some then i give stingy lines for the $20 he gave me cuz i don't get paid til lik end of the month or something.

iknewSummer wuz over when we held each other when we got out of the station n k holed in an intersection n felt the sweat from our bodies glisten in the light the sun n ate artichoke pizza til we called ubers behind each otherrzz backs .

Always luv n support ur fwendzz dreams by manifesting them via thrusting ur thussy in 4/4 time . im Waiting for my soulmate but it's taking forever so im passing the nitez inhaling cough drops like candy in front of tha bk bridge on a tues nite doin k w yr french fwend saying "CWaSaaaaint "rly loud n peeing together streams on tha rawks n trading shoes n telling stories of bad dates. I fukin fell on the rawks but steve maddin is kewl as fuk!!!!!

Startet my new job n i luv it. My kiddos r routy as hell n come from diff places in life but all love fashion n drawing n self expression!!! It's so kute n teaching them techniques in sewing n threading n bookmaking via zines ... so fulfilling n my headquarterz isrite nxt to tha Crythtsal meth i mean chystler building in midtown. It v profeshhh and i still rly hope my boss doesn't find my tumblr or ig cuz It will prob b it for moi. >:[[

Tired of ppl askin meh for threesomes n my tauruskink. saw a guy walkin around with his chiuaua on his shoulderzz N a lady eatin an avocado lik an apple n played the staring game with a squirrel at rockaway Beach. he won. It's my BDAAYYYY week!!!! I kant believe it's been an entire yr since my last bday!!!!!!!!!! Why r birfdayz a yr apart????? moi fam in town so i booked dem what i thought was a chil Airbnb near meh but dis bitch was fuckkn INSANE also the airbnB had asbestos in the ceiling and blood stains on the sheetz n on the floor!!!!!!!!!! Rehousing them took a min i searched for lik 2 hours on my phone for hotels in the surrounding area n it wuz So fuckin expensivv but it worked out] i lowkey hihkey got triggered cuz meh first roomie situation wuz TERIBLe. one of my roommates lik fell in love w me and wrote me a letter saying how he's the 2nd coming of jesus and im like the angel he's supposed 2 be w cuz my fav number is 12 ????????? ? ?? Also he asked for the letter back by knocking on my door at like 6am and burning it rite in front of me which was violent behavior n scary .i obv don't live there anymore but i rly still prefer living alone n am tryna save up for dat Asap back in my digital camera era n im tempted to bring fb albums back. Pix from dis week of my kute frwendz and me ft. cobra snake merch. Mark says i'm a superstar!!!!!!

i drove to filly 2 visit my fwend kenz n eat spicy tuna guac n go to a concert. Lizzy Mxalpine is sooo hot. But i wonder who hurt her cuz like …??????? Omg.

Also dere was an extrmtly drunk bitch behind my sis at tha concert who kept bumping into every1 n it was so annoying but also same. first time i went to philly wuz when i wuz 17 to share my poetry for the NAACP ni saw some1 get hit by a car n tht was kinda it for me 2 luv dat city. I luv luv luv filly. But im sry those cheesesteaks are

1. not Steaks fillt with cheeze.

2. Not good sandwiches enough to be called

sandwiches.

3. Just Meat with cheeze in between some stale grains.

i yam studying how to b an enneagram coach so i could teach classes n empower ppl to continue to find themselves n their path!!!! i yam tryna also Recruit more kiddos for the fashion workshop nxtmonth for my job!!! Who want meh to teach ur babies how to sew n make cool clothes!!!!!! My bday party wuz lit, n i boofed 4 my 25th. Its actually a V Vv v v v hard procedure n moi fwendzz said to clench real rite n hold it there til u khole but tbh i don't rly think idid it rite n i was warned ab the K squirts if i didn't clench rite n i wuz walkin around my own bday party w a wet butt. Butt itz ok cuz i luv science n i now hav a clear eyes Ketamine solution i kan boof myself when im alone. Or when im not alone. RAWR XD.

saw moi tumblr friend n scorpio crush n got kissed by my enemy/old lover/situation-ship n only lost $250 mayb gettin asked 4 600 more on top of datttttttt and l0st my ID as collateral at tha bar LOOK IM SRTYY BUT $1600 MINIMUM IZ LIKE NOT ACHIEVABLE N ITZ NOT MY FAULT LIKE 10 -20 PpL bailed. but im NEVEr hosting my own bday part EVERRR again cuz what the fuking FOOK that wasSTRESSFULZ.

IM HIGH AS SHIT ON AN ADDERL RUNNING AROUND TARGET N MY MUM KANNT KATCH ME EVEN IF SHE TRIED HAHHAHAMAHWAHAHA.

i Posted this super long ig caption w this hawt pic ofmeh wearing tiffs clothes of my reflectionzz moving Forward w nyfw/fashion industry / MODELING..

basically said Fuk it to it and knew id get a bunch of bookingzz after i posted tht shit cuz fashion industry wants ppl tht r like me - rebellious n new n edgy? But at the same time ostracize ppl like meh. Sooi just made a public statement tht i rly don't Give aflying fuk and now i got designers from columbia asking me to walk for their show in nyc in oct... I still don't kno but i finally got a call bak from callen lourde sayin they will accept me as a new patient starting 10/19 n i kant wait to spill all my mental fuckin illness on these professionalzz cuz it's ab time i get back to talkin ab y dissociation n retail therapy N adderal r my fav act of self kare AT M. speaking of soulmatezz do u ever get dat feelin around someon3 u don't know but u feel like u know them?? but u don't. n tht just makes u more curious ab them cuz it's rly an intriguing magnetic pull but ur also lik completely afraid of rejection n kno dat dating u would look like apologizing constantly n feeling avoidant n scared a lot of the timezzz so0000 Ya ima get fixed. my goals this yr before i turn 26 r to deeply invest in my private life n work on BOUNDARIEZZZ.

dating shuld b taken slowly n i don't wanna hav to give a lot of myself or feel the need to share everything at once to build a connection initially. everythin tht lasts long is a slow process Ni rly am in a better mental space w tht. But learning to express my needzz is important n i need to do dat in every relationship i hav.. I hav a lot of pain surrounding my familv n past as well as new trauma within the last 3 months.

so i need to rly unpack it . It's crZi how i thought i could heal by healing others, and how needing each other / community is healing but also in wayzzi am resentful now and emotionally drained be of it? i am not the giving tree N i need to acknowledge tht just bc i set boundaries w ppl it does not mean i will «lose my charm" or be rejected by Ppl or not be fully seen as "kind" or worthwhile.

EVERY1 shuld try to b trans at least ONCE in their lifetime n also if ur hawt u kill laternfliezz by Stomping on them three timez AT DA VERY LEASTTT. i am so000o worried ab corn kid too. HE JUST WANTS A NORMAL LIFE NOW! leave Him ALONE!!!!!!

i think mY publisher is mad at me and I keep having tha craziest diarrhea. Wish meh luck this week teaching in these conditionzz n still tryna b tha hottest reincarnation of devon Aoki. Also i hav been sleeping w music on n i woke up to yoke lore "beige"n tha lyrics fukin made me cry n masturbate .

"Tell me something I don't know

And lead me to the place where no one ever goes

Let me go under your skin

Let me find the demons that drive those heavenly

limbs

You know you're beautiful

But that ain't half the gold treasure in your soul what

you got 'cause I want it all

With your fingers in my mouth, I fail to see your faults

So please don't let me fall

So please don't let me fall

And I think we'd survive in the wild

We would eat plants and roots and dream about

electric fans"

Bless up, west side til I die, U kno i keep dat thang on me (bottle of Q pee mayo in my hello kitty tote bag) , taylor swift U Belong With Me listener on repeat cuz i'm a virgin again..... I feel so untouched ni want u so much tht i just kant resist u It's not enough to say dat i miss u, 0o 0o la la lalalLallalLalalLlalallalalaa im so sad i mised rolling loud.

xxxx renny :-[

[cappsikle]

it’s time for sleep // fred weasley

Pairing: fred weasley x reader

Summary: you really just wanted some sleep... and some cuddles

Warnings: tiny bit of a makeout? Not really proofread 

Word Count: 1.4k

A/N: Hey guys!! This is just fluff with no plot. I decided to write this to help me get out of a depressive episode and it did make me feel just a tad better. I hope this helps anyone who reads it <3

I am taking requests so if you guys have any please feel free to send them in!!

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated!!

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You walked into the common room with hunched shoulders, thanking whatever god was out there that you had a free period. Now you could just sit down and relax. Today had been one of those days that just seemed to drag on for eternity, exhausting you to the point where you almost fell asleep in potions, but Snape’s ever so attentive beady eyes made sure that wouldn’t happen. So instead you slaved away in front of a cauldron, only just concocting something worth deeming ‘passable’. Dropping your bag besides the couch you rubbed your tired eyes and sat down, releasing a deep sigh that you appeared to have been holding on to all day. You relished in the peace and quiet that you had, but you knew it wouldn’t last long so you had to make the most of it.  

Kicking your shoes off your sore feet, you lifted your legs to stretch on the couch, adjusting your body until you were finally in a comfortable enough position. You yawned loudly and covered your eyes with your arm, hoping to maybe get a few minutes of sleep. Eventually the lack of energy and the warm flames of the fire had led your mind to drift into a state of unconsciousness.

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The last thing Fred expected to see when walking into the common room was your curled-up figure on the couch, a throw pillow trapped in your arms. There was only one way he could describe you right now, and that was that you were absolutely adorable. Your chin was tucked into your chest and your mouth was slightly parted enough that if he was quiet enough, Fred was able to hear the cute little snores you made when you were in a deep sleep. Fred smiled to himself, reaching over the back of the couch to gently move a lock of hair that fell in your eyes. He could watch you sleep all day if he could... but that probably sounded creepy. His heart nearly soared right out of his chest as you stirred in response to his touches, snuggling into the pillow you practically had a death grip on. Oh how he would love to be that pillow.

“Oi! Fred!”

“Shhh! Can you be any louder?!” Fred whisper shouted at his twin’s overly obnoxious entrance, George stopping in his tracks with his hands up in surrender at his brother’s attack.

“Alright mate, geez. What's got your wand in a knot?” Fred rolled his eyes and nodded his head towards the couch before George walked over to see what exactly he was gesturing to. “Aww, isn’t that cute. Freddie’s become a stalker!”

“George, will you shut up before you wake-”

“would you both shut it? ‘M tryna sleep here” your aggravated and very sleepy voice grabbed both the redheads’ attention.

“See, George? Now you’ve done it.”

“Me? What did I do?!”

“You’re a right prat you know,”

“oh, for the love of all that is above both of you knock it off before I knock you out!”

Both the twins paused their ruckus as their eyes landed on you, now sitting up more awake and looking rather pissed off. Oops. They both looked down sheepishly and spoke at the same time, “we’re sorry”

“Good. Now, Fred get your arse on this couch so I can cuddle you. And George?”

“Yes...?” you stared him down with a hard glare.

“piss off.”

And George did just that, scurrying through the portrait hole to hopefully find Lee, not wanting to upset you any further. Who knew what you would do to him if he didn’t?

Fred watched his brother leave the common room, trying but failing to hide his smirk. Once the portrait closed, Fred vaulted himself over the couch and sat with a jolt, kicking his shoes off and resting them next to yours.

“finally,” you breathed out, taking Fred’s arm and wrapping it around your sholders and slotting both your fingers together once you had gotten comfortable. “I thought he’d never leave.”

Fred chuckled to himself before saying, “how is it that you can be so utterly adorable and sleep like a baby but be terrifying all the same?”

You smirked to yourself and played with his fingers. “Fred,”

“Yes?”

“I’m always adorable.”

Wouldn't it be completely wrong to disagree?  

“I know you are, dearest.”

You looked up as Fred and he looked down at you and then you both broke out into laughter. Once your laughs died down you both looked into each other’s eyes, seeing nothing but complete and utter love. With the remnants of your laughs, you both leaned towards each other until your lips finally met in the middle. The kiss soft but passionate at the same time, your lips slotting together like puzzle pieces. You don’t think you could ever get tired of kissing him, the feeling you get in your heart being unmatched by anything. The hand holding his let go to hold his cheek whilst the other trailed up to run your fingers through his bright ginger hair, it being so incredibly soft. Another thing you could never get sick of.

Fred's arm moved to wrap around your waist, bringing you as close to him as he could. The love he held for you was sometimes too much to bear. From your sometimes-fiery witty personality mixed with your soft and (always) adorable side, what wasn’t there to love? The kiss began to get heated as Fred gently nibbled on your bottom lip causing you to open your mouth slightly, allowing him to sneak his tongue in yours. Cheeky bugger. However, before the kiss got any further, you quickly pulled away and hid your face in your elbow as you let out a yawn. Way to kill the mood, right?

Fred chuckled warmly at you. You were so random at times, always full of surprises, even if they’re as miniscule as yawning in the middle of a make out session. To be quite fair, he did wake you up in the middle of a nap, and usually it doesn’t end well for others who do. You lift your head from your elbow and look at Fred with an embarrassed smile, “heh, sorry about that. I’m still really tired”

“Don’t worry about it, love,” Fred grabs a lock of your hair, twirling it with his fingers causing you giggle slightly as you lent your head on the back of the couch, your smile big enough you thought your face was going to split in half. Fred’s breath got caught in his throat at the sight of your smile. He swore that it was bright enough to outshine the sun, and the twinkle in your eyes were brighter than all the stars. God, he loved you. Fred adjusted himself so he was laying against the arm rest and (gently)  yanked at your arm so you were laying on top of him “c’mere you.”

Fred’s arms encased your head, smushing your face into his chest as you continued to giggle but they were muffled “Freeed what are you doing? I can’t breathe!”

“You’re staying here forever, and you can’t escape.”

“Alright, alright I’ll stay, just move your arms so I can bloody breathe!”

Fred finally moved his arms, but they didn’t move very far as he rested his hands on the expanse of your back, rubbing up and down. All the while you scooch up his lanky body so your face could rest in that nice little spot between his shoulder and neck. This was one of your favourite ways to cuddle. He just felt so warm, it was like having your own personal furnace. You let out another yawn, hiding your face in his shoulder before returning your head where it was. Your breath tickled his neck as your breathing began to even out.

Neither of you know how long you stay like that for, the roaring of the fire and listening to Fred’s breathing almost like a lullaby to you. Your eyes start to feel droopy as you snuggle your face against Fred’s neck, leaving a quick kiss as he continues to draw patterns on your back. Fred can feel himself getting sleepy too, but he tries to stay awake, just to be able to feel you with him for as long as he possibly can. He's drifted in his thoughts, but were broken by the sound of your small, incredibly tired voice.  

“Hey Fred?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”

Fred smiled to himself, his heart almost jumping out of his chest. No matter how many times you say it, he can never ever get tired of hearing it. “I love you too.”

And just like that, the both of you drifted off to sleep, surrounded by nothing more than warmth and love.

That is, until George came back.

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I hope you guys enjoyed that! Please don’t forget to reblog/like or comment. I hope you all have a lovely day/night wherever you are!

- Mills <3

[plan-d-to-i]

To be honest, I don't hate JC and will read any characterization of him as long as I vibe with the story. Generous or hateful, I've decided I just don't care. But I ran into a fmv with JC set to 'Wait for It' from Hamilton and want your thoughts on it, not as an objective fact, but as how JC himself views the world? The video itself is more favorable towards him, but I don't think that has to be the interpretation. idk I think it's interesting and am curious on your thoughts on parallels if any.

Ok so to preface things I'll mention I'm not a huge fan of this kind of blending to begin w so we're doing this comparison for funsies not as deep or meaningful meta.

Now I've reread the lyrics (they're posted under the cut) and watched the FMV and was vividly reminded of all of wzc's acting choices... I understand the appeal but it's just catnip for self involved people who make everything about themselves -and all their troubles the problem of somebody else- not unlike like jc and Burr (although Burr does benefit immensely from Leslie Odom Jr.'s masterful portrayal). These personality types are strange because they become obsessed with figures who are better than them. They can't accept they don't get the same credit. Burr keeps singing his song about how Hamilton is taking and going for it and climbing, he's comparing himself to Hamilton's success, but he doesn't do anything to be more like Hamilton, to act. He's just going to "wait for it". He says that Hamilton "has nothing to lose" but that's not an evaluation of Hamilton's actual situation it's how Burr views Hamilton's circumstances. That there's a privilege in not being (as) privileged lol. jc is also indecisive and constantly measuring himself against WWX. He knows his father would approve of what WWX is doing, he longs to be credited as powerful and heroic, but he doesn't join WWX or try to help him- he tries to stop him from acting! People like jc and burr think that others go for it because they don't consider the consequences or don't have anything to lose (unlike them), but that's not the case at all. It's just that these people have decided that something is more important to them than those consequences. Hamilton accepts the duel. Wei Wuxian accepts being whipped and having his hand cut off. They even accept their death. People like Burr and jc tend to think if only another person weren't shining around them then they would get to shine but they act like black holes.

The problem with the fmv isn't that there are no similarities to work with in the parallel they're drawing it's that it tries to romanticize that trait when it's mostly a sign of being unevolved and self involved. It's not surprising that people who flock to Burr would flock to jc and vice versa. After all some people try to argue Burr is the protagonist... Sometimes you don't even have to analyze something in great depth, just take a look at who else is agreeing with it:

To say nothing of the irony of this comparison - while both jc and Burr gain fame for who they killed, killing Alexander Hamilton ended Burr's political aspirations, and sank him into notoriety, whereas jc made his fame killing WWX.

thanks @cannibalgremlin for chatting about Hamilton with me earlier xx <3

[BURR] Theodosia writes me a letter every day I'm keeping her bed warm while her husband is away He's on the British side in Georgia, he's Tryna' keep the colonies in line But he can keep all of Georgia, Theodosia, she's mine Love doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes, and it takes, and it takes And we keep loving anyway We laugh and we cry And we break and we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm by her side When so many have tried Then I'm willing to wait for it I'm willing to wait for it My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher But there are things the homilies And hymns won't teach ya My mother was a genius My father commanded respect When they died they left no instructions Just a legacy to protect Death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints It takes, and it takes, and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall and we Break and we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm still alive When everyone who loves me has died I'm willing to wait for it I'm willing to wait for it I am the one thing in life I can control I am inimitable, I am an original I'm not falling behind or running late I'm not standing still I am lying in wait Hamilton faces an endless uphill climb He has something to prove He has nothing to lose Hamilton's pace is relentless He wastes no time What is it like in his shoes? Hamilton doesn't hesitate He exhibits no restraint He takes and he takes and he takes And he keeps winning anyway He changes the game Plays and he raises the stakes And if there's a reason he seems to thrive When so few survive, then Goddamn it I'm willing to wait for it (willing to wait for it) I'm willing to wait for it Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes, and it takes, and it takes We keep living anyway We rise and we fall And we break and we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willin' to Wait for it

I thought this was really interesting also. Leslie Odom Jr. thoughts on Burr serving as narrator:

x

[skiller0dani]

Little Miss Distraction | Timothee Chalamet

M A S T E R L I S T 

very kinky smut  I may or may not be very horny for Timmy Chalamet bc of this requests info wanna be on a Timmy taglist? click here 

You loved Tim’s Mom, you really did. She was sweet, and probably one of the kindest people you’ve ever met. But at this moment, you weren’t thinking about how kind his Mother was. You weren’t thinking about how delicious the food at this restaurant was. You were thinking about how goddamn good those necklaces looked on Timothee. You were thinking about him pushing those long fingers into you until you’re gushing all over the mattress. You were thinking about his big, throbbing cock he was currently hiding inside his jeans. You felt the dull aching between your thighs as you did your best to focus on whatever Nicole was talking about. Timmy smiled fondly at his Mother as she gushed about a Broadway musical she went to see. Watching his lips curl up into a smile you imagined his head between your thighs, his tongue toying with your clit. You feel a gush of wetness dampen your panties, this is not the place for this. 

“Baby?” Tim asks as both him and Nicole’s eyes are on you. Shit. They must have said something to you but because you’re too busy drooling over Tim’s cock you have no clue what it was. You flushed under the attention, “sorry must have just spaced out.” You cover with a smile and while your lie was convincing enough for Nicole, Timothee eyed you. He noticed your flushed cheeks, and the way you squeezed your thighs together underneath the table. “How have things been at home without Timmy?” Nicole repeats her question with a smile on her face. You plaster a smile on your face as you subtly reach under the table to place a hand on Tim’s thigh. His jaw clenches slightly as his hand covers yours, he knows what you’re going to do next and he doesn’t feel like blowing his load while his Mother sat across from him. 

“Yeah, I practically ache for him when he’s gone.” You tell her and she covers your hand on the table with hers. Nicole probably thinks you mean your heart aches when he’s gone, and while that’s true you also experience a much different aching in Timothee’s absence. Tim sucks a small breath in through his teeth at your words, feeling tingles shooting down towards his southern region. Nicole launches into a speech about how wonderful you are for sticking by Tim, while you inch your hand up his thigh- and closer to his beautiful cock. You nod along as Nicole continues to talk, and your fingers curl around his hardening cock through his jeans. Tim’s knee bumps the table as you squeeze him, “you alright Timmy?” His Mother asks and he raises his brows in a casual manner before clearing his throat. “Mm yeah I’m good.” He says and she eyes him for a moment before turning back to you. 

You can see the pleading look in his eyes, but you’re not sure if he’s pleading you to keep going or to stop. You choose to believe he’s begging you to continue as you begin to rub him through his jeans. Tim’s hands fold together tightly on the table as he focuses his eyes straight ahead- doing his best to bite back a groan. “You know I’m sure you get lonely when Tim’s not around, must be hard to wander that house all by yourself.” Nicole comments and you grip him tighter, feeling his cock grow harder and harder against your hand. You nod, “yeah it’s really hard being there without him. I have to find various ways of occupying myself when he’s too far away.” You tell Nicole who nods along with your words, but Tim momentarily squeezes his eyes shut. You slowly unbutton his jeans and his entire body tenses, if he feels your hand on his cock he’s going to explode. “Tim honey you’re sweating. Are you feeling alright?” Nicole asks her son again. Tim nods as casually as he can, his heels digging into his chair. “Yeah yeah, just a little warm in here.” He breathes, and you have to bite back a giggle at how flushed his cheeks are. 

“You look feverish.” She fusses, and Tim waves his hand as you slowly pull the zipper down and he knows you’re moments away from dipping your hand into his boxers and pulling out his cock. “I’m okay Mom really.” He insists and sure enough your hand wraps around his throbbing member, slowly pulling him out of his pants. Luckily the tablecloth conceals this to the other patrons, you doubt they’d enjoy seeing his cock as much as you would right now. You begin to slowly and teasingly stroke him, rubbing your thumb over the slit on the head. Tim begins to groan but covers it with a cough, his hand gripping the edge of the table tightly. Nicole dives into a conversation about some new cutlery Tim purchased her, praising how nice they are. You squeeze him lightly at the base and you see Timothee let you a strained breath.  

The way your fingers are stroking him so gently is driving him crazy, all he can think about right now is removing those tight little jeans of yours and taking you right over this damn dinner table. When Nicole excuses herself to use the restroom, Tim is yanking your hand off of him. “You tryna make me come right at this table babygirl? Hm? You wanna see how long it takes before I make a mess?” Tim whispers hotly in your ear and you feel shivers run down your spine. You subtly rub your thighs together as Tim trails his hand up your outer thigh. “You wanna be punished when we get home baby? Is that it? You want me to punish you?” Timothee groans into your ear, casually leaning back in his chair when Nicole returns to the table. The throbbing between your legs is unbearable but you doubt Timmy will let you come anytime soon tonight, his punishments usually involve a lot of teasing. Checking her watch, Nicole bids you a goodnight and exits the restaurant, Tim already offered to pay the bill. He’s so sweet to his Mother, and for some sick reason it only makes you hotter for him. 

Timothee grips your hand tightly as he pulls you out of the restaurant and towards the car. “You were a very bad girl.” He hums lowly as you near the car. You shiver in excitement, you love it when he gets like this, all controlling and dominating. Once you’re sat in the car Tim reaches into the middle console, digging around until he finds what he’s looking for. In his hand is a small vibrator, and your cheeks flush when you see it. “You want me to punish you hm? Then slide this in your little pussy and don’t come the whole way home.” Timothee orders, and you shakily take the vibrator from him. You unbutton your jeans and take the vibrator, pushing it into your soaking pussy. Tim holds the remote in his hands and turns it on to the lowest setting. Once the vibrator is nestled all the way inside you, Timmy reaches over and buttons your jeans before reversing out of the parking spot. You immediately throw your head back against the seat, whining softly as the vibrations run through you. 

Timothee drives incredibly casually, one hand resting lazily on the steering wheel while the other holds the remote. He gives no indication of being turned on and if you didn’t see his cock throbbing through his jeans, you’d think he wasn’t affected by this at all. When the car rolls to a stop at a red light, Timmy turns the vibrator up all the way and you cry out. Your back is arching into nothing as the vibrations cause your underwear to rub at your swollen clit. You moan as your fingers grip the leather of the seat, “God Timmy, I’m sorry baby I’m sorry please let me come!” You beg but he hums with a smile on his face before turning the vibrator all the way back down. You release a frustrated cry as you continue to writhe in the seat. You know you asked for this, you know you deserve all his teasing but damn you just want to come. “Mm not home yet baby, can’t come yet.” Timmy hums, a satisfied smile creeping onto his face. 

You gasp softly as he turns it up to the medium strength and you do your best to reach over for him. When your hand nears his arm he pulls away, “only good girls get what they want baby.” Timothee scolds and you groan, tears of sexual frustration prickling at your eyes. He turns into your neighborhood, and doesn’t go a single mile over the 25 mph speed limit. “You nearly made me come all over myself with your hands baby, there were people around. That’s not something a good girl does.” Timothee says, his voice low and commanding as he turns the vibrator back down. Your eyes are squeezed shut as tears roll down your cheeks, you attempt to grind your hips down against the seat but you still don’t receive the friction you crave. You’re stuck teetering on the edge, not getting enough to come but getting just enough so that the feeling never dies down. When Timothee shuts the car off in your garage, he turns the vibrator off.

You nearly burst into tears as he exits the car, and follow suit. Your arousal drips down your legs as you follow him inside. Once the door to the garage is shut and you’re both standing in the kitchen- you eye the remote in his hands. Timmy slowly places his keys on the hook, and slides his shoes off. He moves leisurely about the kitchen, knowing that you’re throbbing. “Baby please,” You moan desperately, finally drawing his attention. Timmy turns to you with an amused smile on his face, “doesn’t feel good does it babygirl? Being so close to coming, and then never being able to.” He takes slow steps towards you, his eyes dark and dominating as he burns holes through you with his heated gaze. “That’s what you did to me in the restaurant.” Tim says softly, his lips mere millimetres from your own. Tears are still building in your eyes, you need to come so bad. “Baby, I’m sorry I teased you. I’ll make you come however many times you want I promise, just please touch me.” You cry, tears dripping down your cheeks as the throbbing beings to ache more and more. 

Tim hums with a smile on his face, “you’re damn right you’re gonna make me come. Now get on your knees for me babygirl.” He whispers in your ear and you immediately drop to your knees in front of him, willing to do anything to get him to touch you. Your fingers shakily pop open the button of his jeans as he leans back against the counter, his hands gripping the edge. You yank his jeans and boxers down, revealing his beautiful cock as it slaps against his stomach. When it comes to pleasure, Timothee is the boss and you wouldn’t have it any other way. You take him in your mouth and he groans, his head falling back. You take him as far as you can, covering the rest of his hard cock with your hand. “God you fucking suck me off so good baby,” Tim groans, his hand winding in your hair. He pulls his bottom lip with his teeth as he uses his hand to push you down on him harder. Reaching his hand back to the counter, he switches the vibrator on and you whine, his cock still in your mouth. 

You moan as you continue to slide your lips down his cock. The vibrations of you moaning against him releases a string of curses under his breath. Tim pushes your head so far down him that you gag, and saliva dribbles down your chin. You feel his hips jerking just as your own thighs begin to shake and just as he comes in your mouth, he switches the vibrator off- leaving you hanging again. You swallow every drop of his come as you look up at him with tear stained cheeks. “You look so good like this baby, on your knees in front of me and crying for my cock.” Timothee hums as he leans back against the counter, trying to catch his breath. Tim strokes a hand through your hair before yanking his jeans back up and walking past you. Your core is burning with need as you stand to helplessly follow him up the stairs like a lost puppy. 

You follow him to your shared bedroom, the vibrator slipping out of your pussy due to how slick you are. You pull it out and toss it on the bed as Timmy strolls into the closet. “Timmy,” You cry in need, unable to stop the tears of frustration as they flow down your cheeks. “Hm?” He hums in response from inside the walk in closet. You rub your thighs together, strongly resisting the urge to reach down and touch yourself. You know if you do that without his permission he definitely won’t let you come tonight. “I’ve learned my lesson I promise, now please please make me come.” You sob, watching with teary eyes as he emerges from the closet in only his tight black boxer briefs. “You think you’ve learned your lesson baby?” He coos in a gently voice, reaching up to cup your cheek. You nod instantly, your hands reaching up to grab at his shoulders. “So when we’re out, and you get needy for my cock what are you gonna do hm?” He asks, his eyebrow cocked as he strokes your cheek with his thumb. 

“I’m gonna wait Timmy, I’ll wait until we get home.” You cry out desperately, and when you see the smile slide onto his face you nearly faint from relief. “That’s my good girl,” He growls before pushing you back on the bed. He reaches for the hem of your shirt, before ripping it up and over your head. Timothee releases the clasp of your bras and your sore nipples immediately spring free, and he smiles in delight. “You’re so ready for me baby.” He whispers before taking a nipple into his mouth. You cry out, happy to be getting some relief. Timmy takes your nipple in between his teeth before biting softly, and you reach up to grab at his hair. “M-more baby more,” You gasp and he obliges, kissing down your abdomen. Your entire body feels like it’s been set on fire as Timmy yanks your jeans down your legs and off your ankles. When he spreads your legs he sees the wet mess between your thighs and bites his lip, “you’re so wet baby. Did I tease you too much?” He asks playfully as you wriggle your hips towards his face. 

Wrapping his arms around your thighs he presses a light kiss to your clit, sending a jolt of pleasure shooting through your body. Just the simple action has you crying into the pillow and Timmy knows he’s got you right where he wants you. Suddenly he flattens his tongue over you, licking a long line from your entrance to your clit. You cry out again, feeling lightheaded as your fists squeeze the sheets tightly. Moans are spilling from your mouth and when he slides 2 digits into your slick opening, you know it won’t be long before you’re coming. “Please don’t stop baby please please.” You plead, the word ‘please’ rolling off your lips as he thrusts his fingers into you, his tongue toying at your clit. When Timmy nips at your clit and roughly thrusts his fingers into you, you explode around his fingers. Your body convulses, and you cry out loudly, this time tears of relief cascading down your cheeks. Timothee hovers over you, with a sweet smile on his face. 

“Y-Your cock baby, give me your cock.” You plead again, that burning desire still slightly throbbing between your thighs. Timmy doesn’t need to be asked twice as he kicks his boxers off and presses his head into your lips. He drags his cock over your clit and you dig your nails into his back, “baby!” You cry out, having had enough of his teasing tonight. Tim chuckles darkly as he slams into you, a broken groan leaving his lips. He begins to fuck into you at an ungodly pace and you cling to him, moans and desperate cries leaving your lips. Tim’s lips find your neck and bite at the skin there as he continues to snap his hips into yours and every time his pelvis connects with yours, you’re seeing stars. “Baby please don’t stop!” You cry out, your breasts bouncing with every harsh thrust into you. Tim feels you beginning to squeeze him tighter, and he moans deeply before reaching down to thumb your clit. “Fuck, come around me baby. Come around my cock.” He gasps, breathless and as soon as the words leave his mouth you’re coming again. White spots explode behind your eyes as you gush around him so hard you don’t even realize he’s emptying his load into you. 

Your body shakes and trembles as Timmy gently fucks you through your orgasm, both of your bodies covered in a sheen layer of sweat. Your hands stay wrapped securely around his back as your heart races in your chest. You wince as he pulls out, already wishing to be filled by his cock again. “Don’t tease me.” Tim hums as he pulls you over to lay on his chest. You giggle as you press a kiss to his shoulder, “I’m going to tease you all the damn time if it means you’ll fuck me like that.” You retort and you can practically feel his eye roll. 

“Baby you drive me crazy.” He groans before rolling over you again, and you know he means it- and you love it. 

[es05l2k5sl]

I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.

These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.

Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.

So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.

You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.

Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.

Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.

Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.

Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.

Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!

Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit

Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty.  And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package. 

Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS

WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA.  His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!

I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)

Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got  tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.

. . .

Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...

UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!

Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality

So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.

[silverlightqueen]

this one is gonna be short but let’s call this the insta edition! my notes on chapter 22:

1. chan about chanbin

all i can think about is the fact that cb had to buy that woody doll and after halloween?? what is finna do with that after huh??? 😐

but looks really cute 10/10 i wanna kith him 💞💘💓

thing that chan didn’t have to do:

that

chan that caption was anything but necessary everyone (me) is always on hjs ass for being too much but what the HELL is this hunny

2. minho about jisung

HELP THE CAPTIONSHSJ€£\¥\%)

WHAT POSSESSED HIM TO DO THAT

honestly i hadn’t put together that he was a witch bcs i wasn’t wearing glasses and didn’t notice his hat so i just thought he was being hot & accepted that 😌

still 10/10 tho cause he owns my heart <33

3. changbin about felix

HIS USERNAME IS AMAZING 🤩

why are they all so HORNY jesus

felix looks so pretty 10/10 🥺

the way stands reminds me of the fuck it up kenneth vine IM SORRY

4. hyunjin about chan

NO BECAUSE U KNEW WHAT U WERE DOING WITH THIS DUO SIMMY 😡 ‼️

chan looks really good tho I WANT THOSE SHOES he’s on the rob list now too

he wore black clothes and a cape and called it a day and i respect that king LOVE the make up tho so 10/10

i’m not even surprised with the captions anymore at this point 😔

5. jisung about jeongin

his ass did not watch the movie huh 😐

joker is right ig because sir is a whole ass clown

ignoring that how DARE he???

NO ITS FINE JUST LOOK LIKE THAT AND MAKE ME CRY THATS FINE 😐‼️10/10

this look is amazing and he owns all of us

6. felix about seungmin

is he gonna hit me with that cane or is he gonna tell me to have nice day no one knows

HE LOOKS SO MF CUTE 😡😡😡I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS AND TELL HIM HES PRETTY 10/10

his facial expression is really funny lmao what happened while taking that picture bae 🥴🤲

the corny ass caption but for some UNKNOWN reason it’s cute def not cuz he’s felix and everything he does is cute

7. seungmin about hyunjin

r u tryna kill me with this combination????

the caption 😐 he sat on that one for a while like he gave himself a thumbs up on that one (how did u even come up with that omg 😳)

he looks so tinY u don’t expect him to be king of the fboys when you see that 🥺🥺

10/10 love the way he’s not facing the camera -3-

8. jeongin about y/n

i’ve waiting for dis one TURN IT UP🕺‼️

i’m considering simpin for myself at this point

she looks so fine i don’t blame everyone being whipped for her 😳

27289252727290167738190110 out of 10

i liked the caption 👉👈 😌

9. y/n about minho

u feeding dem y/n x minho stans huh ‼️ good for them (am i one of them or not not even i know at this point)

minho really BODIED that look 👀 10/10

he’s so fine omg 😔✊

the caption tho 👁👁

idk tbh i saw the movie i just don’t remember anything :)

10. the tweets

why am i not surprised it’s felix 😐

no he’s not felix 😐

homeboy got so scared he changed outfits

chan asking the real questions

homeboy does wanna do a car wash but drama students is where he draws the line 😐

JEONGIN vs everyone pt. 162782

Down atrocious.

turns out it wasn’t short 👉👈 i finally caught up yay! it was so great and funny the nurse came in my room to ask why i was laughing lmao, i love making this lists because it makes me feel like i appreciate your writing more lol 🤧

anyway here’s the daily emoji meme, inspirit of the captions:

1. I’M JUST IMAGINING CHANGBIN WITH A WOODY DOLL ON HIS BED 💀

2. the whores of the group are really rubbing off on him 😭

3. NOOO NOT FUCK IT UP KENNETH 🥴 (tbh I got more ‘you know I had to do it to em’ vibes)

4. YES I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THAT DUO 😈

5. FR HE LOOKED SO GOOD AS HARLEY QUINN 😳

6. he’s so adorable but he also did not want to be there like he looks so done 😭

7. honestly bestie it took me an AGE to do this part bc it was so hard to come up with the captions 🥴

8. she’s crazy fine, I’m a simp for y/n only ‼️💯

9. I gotta feed all of y’all bc the bliss is gonna be over soon 😈

10. ‘homeboy got so scared he changed outfits’ LMAOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀

I’m glad it could make you laugh bestie, and I love your lists so much!! thank you for putting so much effort into them 🥺💕

[doctormelapples]

all the a s k s

Here you go homie:

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?More milk, get them slightly soggy cinnamon toast crunch 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?One of my favorite feelings tbh 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?Receipts,,,,,, I doggy ear them from the bottom 4: how do you take your coffee/tea?Tea, STRONG, Maybe with a lil honey 5: are you self-conscious of your smile?I cover my face with my hand when I laugh, if that is the connection 6: do you keep plants?A goal of mine is to keep plants 7: do you name your plants?I totally would, I named everything 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?Photography??, Writing? 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?I do all the time. Apparently I hum when I work, but I don’t often notice 10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?Um side? Idk I just asked the only person who has seen me sleeping in the last three months, she said I can’t make up my mind 11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?SharkBecks,, #rip, Crab walk,, In this Denny’s tonight,,,, whipping in response to an attack on your person 12: what’s your favorite planet?Uranus 13: what’s something that made you smile today?I went to coffee with my ride or die and that was fun 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?The walls would be brick for sure, wood floors, shit ton of rugs, plants everywhere, we stole the plants from cafes, small windows, maybe circular, you know that nasty looking gross pale blue fridge, looking nasty and old, that one, and we found a bright red couch on the side of the road, it’s perfect, string lights, and the occasional lamp, old fashioned lightbulbs, warm light, yellow and orange lights, a mix of framed and not framed posters, bean bag chairs for parties, Cupboard space, only used for mugs, paintings and art, and photographs, polaroids, all over the fridge, cupboards with pins and magnets, probably some salt crystals, salt lamps, some rose quartz stuff, candles everywhere. It’s a study apartment, so all we have are two really big beds in the middle of the beds, THROW PILLOWS EVERYWHERE, too many pillows,, polaroids hanging from string lights on the ceiling, BOOKS EVERYWHERE, stacks everywhere, corners= books, top of the fridge=books, vanity made of several different old mirrors, hanging cubbies for our shoes, we share all the time anyway, no floor space, fashion racks for all of our clothes, we mix, cuz we always share clothes anyway 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!Did you know Venus is the hottest planet, not mercury, even tho it’s closest to the sun? Also NASA is fake and nothing is real? 16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?Lasagna 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?PINK BLONDE WITH DARK ROOTS, AND PINK 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.Something I did? Welcccs, I said welcccs In the gc once,,, never lived down, Pronunciation: Whelc-k-kz I also said pipin’ ass tea, so 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?Lot’s 20: what’s your favorite eye color?Green 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.I have a bag, that I got recently, it’s black leather looking, and I have a white puffball on it, and I love her, Victoire, is her name. 22: are you a morning person?YEET NOPE 23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?Sit and contemplate the fact that literally nothing is real and nothing matters. Or go to the park with my friends 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?No, tbh 25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?I broke into a closet once 26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?My grey hightop converse 27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?Sour Apple 28: sunrise or sunset?Sunrise 29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?Anytime @thumper-darling sits in a comfy chair she immediately snuggles up with the arm of the chair for a hot mo 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?Yes, shall I tell the story?? Send me an ask and I’ll tell it 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.I love socks, I like weird socks. Sleeping with socks on is of the devil. No fuck off, I have this pair that is a strawberry, one sock is the right side, and one is the other half, and I love them, I also have lime ones like that, and I have lots of different, polka dotted ones that I can wear as mix and matched 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.I went on an adventure to a city a lil out of the way, and it was like exactly 2:54, I have it on a video, and it was lit, we walked around the city, at 3 in the morning, and got passed by 4 different police cars, we made up a plan to tell them who we were, but neither of us really think straight ever, so it was a damn mess. 33: what’s your fave pastry?I love a good strudel 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?I got my fav stuffy on my seventh birthday, sophie, a white dog that glowed if you pressed her hand, My mom snuck up to my attic room that I shred with my sister, and handed it to me, It felt like it was exactly midnight, but it was probably only like 10, and she glowed and I love her. She sits in my closet and watches over me now. She stopped glowing a few years after I got her. Her lights died, after so many battery replacements 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?I love them, so much, but I don’t have many. I would use them all the time, if I had more. 36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?I got my rose scented candle going, I got my main lights off, and I’m listening to my drunk friend breathe over the phone while she reads probably It by Stephen King, let’s go with,,, alt-J, does he count? Or Wild Party? The 1975?? IDK 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?I think better in messy, but I do like clean 38: tell us about your pet peeves!Do I have pet peeves? People telling other people that I’m “in a mood”, touching my stuff without asking, someone making offhand comments about something without explaining themselves, DONT TOUCH MY HAIR 39: what color do you wear the most?Pink? Black? Pales, neutrals essentially. 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?I don’t actually really wear jewelry 41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!Coffee Chaos, it’s a blessing. I actually have two, to be realistic. Espresso Milano has the aesthetic, the vibe, but Coffee Chaos’ coffee is just better, so 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?I watched stars with some of my photography classmates, the other day, we were shooting on location, and it was Night™ 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?I don’t know her!!!!! WAIT JK I had a dream about Taehyung the other day, idk man it was pretty damn serene, can you believe that tae is the most beautiful man in the world 45: do you trust your instincts a lot?Always, if my vibes don’t jive w u hecks off 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.The only puns that currently reside in my soul rn are in Korean… wolwol…. How bout: I’m going to bed,,, Mind if I Slytherin 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?FUCKING COTTAGE CHEESE 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?My mom being mad at me,, debatably. 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?I love Record Storesssss,,, a happy place, tbh 50: what’s an odd thing you collect?I used to collect bottle cap tops, like izze tops, Snapple tops, etc. I’m tryna collects pins/buttons now tho 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?I associate tipsy by J-Kwon with @thumper-darling 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?I dig some snazzy The Floor is me me z, nothing but respect for my president, right in front of my salad, the ditty.its, he protecc he attacc, etc there were some good memez this year 53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?I’ve only seen heathers out of all of these and it was the play, it was pretty hecking good. 54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?My aunt at my cousins funeral. 55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?Honestly whom knows, once I painted my hand bright green, but for no reason so there’s your answer 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?I like it when people smile while reading, 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?Lit,, get lit, if you don’t dramatically reenact the lyrics did you even listen to bohemian Rhapsody? 58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?@thumper-darling is the wine mom, and the vodka aunt. She’s an alcoholic. Rip 59: what’s your favorite myth?One of my faves 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?I do, but I don’t often retain names,,,, rip, one of the first ones I memorized was the jabberwocky by lewis Carroll 61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?I gave a mcdonalds happy meal toy away once as a gift, and once I got a whole ass gum wrapper legitimately 62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?Love me some juice. I favor Apple Juice, but no o n e else in the house drinks apple juice so all we ever have is orange juice. 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?Stacks, my music, yes, but theses books really be out here, overflowing from my shelves, so we got stacks, and any organization they had is now gone. 64: what color is the sky where you are right now?The sky is dark rn, cuz it’s night, but during the day this week it’s white and grey cuz it’s Rainy Week™ in Michigan rn. 65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?I can list a good few people. My old classmates, from my old school. That would be nice 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?My most ideal flower crown would have flown pink stained roses, vines with thorns, small white and pink flowers, be really extra in the center like a crown. 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?Serene, content 68: what’s winter like where you live?Slushy, sometimes we get lots of snow, sometimes its lacking, 69: what are your favorite board games?I love clue, I got a doctor who version for xmas last year, best gift in years ngl. I also love risk; world domination, and a new fav: Truth Bombs™ Created by Daniel Howell and Phillip Lester available anywhere they sell games, for example: B&N where you can pick up The Amazing Book is Not On Fire at the same time, and while you’re at it, check out Dan and Phil Go Outside. 70: have you ever used a ouija board?FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCK OYOU MEAN FUCJBOI NO 71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?I dig some good ol’ Bengal spice, I dig strong spicy tea 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?I mean, yes, but do I write shit down? The answer is no 73: what are some of your worst habits?Picking at my nails, making internal commentary on Everything around me @ a l l t I m m e s 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.They really out here, at all times. They tend to be the loudest of the group, and they honestly bring the party. Story telling skills level master, You can’t beat them, They’re just so good at telling an entertaining story, even if it isn’t entertaining. Sometimes doesn’t have good days, and that’s okay. 75: tell us about your pets!I have two dogs, Maddie, and Arenal,, Maddie is a boxer lab mix, and she’s allergic to like literally everything 100% ,,, except cats. Arenal is a white blonde golden retriever and he’s the laziest mf I’ve ever met 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?A literal Photography assignment, idk why I procrastinate on these, I love doing them. 77: pink or yellow lemonade?Pink! 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?HATECLUB FUK U 79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?My promposal last year was pretty dang cute, rip that tho. 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?I didn’t get to chose, they’re kinda a milky white, I don’t mind it to much, its not bad 81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.doe eyes, at their finest, and that’s what I got 82: are/were you good in school?Not really, like I’m pretty average tbh 83: what’s some of your favorite album art?I really loved Young The Giants “Home of the Strange” CRUISR’s album art is all pretty aesthetic, Anti was good, I liked “Bleak” by Froth, “Cult of Personality” by Varsity, and like tons others 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?Yeah! I want to get a lineart tattoo of a swing set, with wildflowers growing specifically yellow and red flowers with light blue ink for the swings, I want to get something to do with Scorpio, and I also want an vertical ellipses in my inner elbow 85: do you read comics? what are your faves?Not really, But I have read Archie comics my whole life, Betty n Veronica, I looked at the new Riverdale ones, it’s pretty okay. You can’t really beat the go comics tho. and I own some snazzy local artists comics, those are my faves 86: do you like concept albums? which ones?I guess so,, I don’t really go out of my way to recognize it tho. I like Hospice by The Antlers, Of course Lemonade, does channel orange count? Idk, I had to look up a list of concept albums to say which ones I liked. 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?Breakfast Club, Men in Black, Star Wars, Harry Potter, (all) the og Wizard of Oz, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Hocus Pocus, ET, LOTR, um and more for sure, but idk right off the top of my head 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?I suppose there, are but I couldn’t tell you the name 89: are you close to your parents?I’d say I’m like relatively close to my mother, but not so much my dad 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.Just one? It’s either Chicago or Stratford, let’s go w Stratford, Ontario, okay. There is a lot stuff going on in the summer over in stratford, they have the Stratford Shakespeare festival and the theatres in the area are beautiful as shit. I haven’t been there while it’s not going on, but I gather it’s a very touristy sorta town. They have ups and downs in streets, it’s not big enough to get lost, but you can still lose yourself in the different shops and cafes. 91: where do you plan on traveling this year?The year is almost over, but it would be nice to visit my family who live hours + hours away. I want to go down to the capital and go to my favorite shops in the city I used to live. 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?I’m lactose intolerant 93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?Probably a half up pony tail 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?My friend Jalee, her birthday was the 21st and she is exactly 3 weeks and 3 days older than me. 95: what are your plans for this weekend?I have a halloween party I might go to, or else I’ll be at my dad’s house this weekend. 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?I procrastinate a lot,,, I have pressed the damn remind me later button so often,,, 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?Oh shit I can’t remember my Myer briggs, maybe I should take the test again,,,, okay hold on…. Okay: ENTP-T Scorpio, Slytherin, 98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?Maybe this summer? I love hiking, It’s one of my favorite things to do 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.Suburbia by Troye Sivan, Growing Old on Bleeker Street by AJR, Trapdoor by twenty one pilots, Body Gold by Oh Wonder, Sea by BTS, Art Exhibit by Young the Giant, Titus was Born by Young the Giant, actually that whole album Home of the Strange by Young the Giant. 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?5 Years into the future, I never wanna go back. Unless I could change events, in which case I’d go back.

[isakvaltr]

Looks™ by Even

lets start off with mr. hot and movie star even, just casually sitting there with his feet propped up on the table like nbd and don’t be fooled, he actually is this flawless 

imma just take a moment to now mention joint-tucked-behind-my-ear even, its crucial to show how extra even really is

and just for the aesthetic, imma add the oh so famous remake of the talk show host scene where even is a literal movie star figure and he just HAS to bring out the shades because he’s that guy

we got some lounging!even w his hood up, no shoes, chilling on the floor action going on. theres more hoodie up action coming up, stay tuned 

now this is just put in here because even is just so effortlessly beautiful but this is even tryna act cool and collected but secretly his heart is beating super fast

now for one of my personal favorites, the time where even got us ALL shook with his extra ass self, with the whole jean jacket shoulder thing going on. honestly, he’s too extra, why is he like dis

LETS NOT LET THIS MASTERPIECE BE FORGOTTEN 

next we got wet hair and wet body and wet shirt and just WET even with his shoulders just there being all broad and hot and ugh wow what a look (shook)

hey we got another example of this hood up cute look by even. what a puppy. what a lil baby. isaks lil baby. so cute wow, PLUS he’s wearing our favorite shirt thats been passed around

now we got “hey we just had a magical day which included lots of great conversations and cuddling and i slept over but i snuck out in the morning and haven’t spoken to you in like 2 days but hey im back and imma fuck around and hook up with sonja in 2 days but i look good” look. honestly what even is that scarf

another personal favorite, frat boy, super chill and laid back even. honestly, ill be very offended if i don’t see this kind of guy in frat parties next year when im off at university. that is all.

ok now my heart is breaking at this one but here is “i just broke your heart and my own heart but im just going to watch over you by a distance and hope you’re out and sneak drawings into your locker and pocket and ill still love and wait for you and maybe purposely run into you in the shop” look

heres a lil sad puppy whose terribly in love and just wants to b loved and saved in return and is sorry for leaving but is also really horny and wants to fuck

and now we got even being the flawless being that he is and rocking the whole white shirt thing with isaks grey sweatpants. “mr. cooking in the kitchen the morning after. mr. i didn’t leave this time, im here, i love you. mr. I LOVE GABRIELLE. mr. say im the man of your dreams” look with his signature lil hair piece flopping on his forehead

self explanatory. we can’t forget even’s pale ass getting mAC DONAldSS

bringing back another personal fav: the look where even is terrified and super in love but he’s also really ill and just needs someone to save him and be there for him. protect this boy at all costs please

here we have cuddly and sleepy and ill even but not to worry! isak is there for him, saving him right back. how adorable is he

this look is actual proof that even bech naesheim is the literal sun and he’s very beautiful and deserves all the love and support from the world. isaks grey sweatpants are making a comeback!!! and also the reused hoodie

and to finish off with another one of my favorites, the happy!even look. so cute and happy and disgustingly in love with his lover and its the perfect look to finish off the season and hopefully that look was proof he’s season 4 main LMAO IM OUT

[allegaeon]

DO ALL THE ODDS

1. What is you middle name? Alejandro

3. What is your birthday? Rite b4 christmuss my dude

5. What is your favorite color? BLACK. And red. And also blue.

7. Do you have any pets? I have a lil kitty at my parents’ house but not in my college dorm.

9. How tall are you? Like 187cm? (6′1)

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like 2 or 3 lmao.

13. What talents do you have? Not much lmao. I can play guitar, I draw decently.

15. Favorite song? Uhhh. Lmao. At the moment, Proponent for Sentience III: The Extermination by Allegaeon, Trivium’s To Believe and Down From The Sky.

17. Who would be your ideal partner? Emily. Not tryna be cheesy but here: I want someone who’s my best friend. With whom I can go out to the world with my arm wrapped around them and I know damn straight everyone envies me. And despite that, I get to mess with them, bother them, joke with them, prank them and get pranked. With whom there is a comfort and closeness beyond any other friendship or relationship. With whom I can go to a fancy restaurant lookin dope or chill at home in PJs or just underwear. With whom I can talk for hours about nonsense, and also about my darkest times. Who understands me and accepts me and love me for me. And whom I love for the very same reason. I want someone whom I look forward to seeing every day. Whom I miss dearly when they’re not with me and I get indescribably excited when I see them. Someone who day after day never ceases to entertain me, never bores me, and never gets bored with me. Someone who is funny, kind, understanding, and yet laid-back. Who understands and shares my perception of keeping a drama-free relationship and who communicates openly with me. Someone with whom I can share anything, no matter what, and they listen and support me. Someone who wants me around, who likes me, who is proud to call me theirs and can brag to others about some of my attributes I’m blind towards. And who makes me happy. Makes me better. Makes me motivated and excited about life. And someone who is a person I can love dearly. With their flaws and stuff but who shares my views, at least the important ones. Who is passionate and sweet. And who I can love looking at as much as I love listening to. And vice versa. And fuck if that’s not a high-ass bar to set my dude. Literally how the fuck is anyone ever going to fit all my ideals I’ll probably have to settle for a little less. Except I don’t. Because by some kind of miracle, I found everything I could have ever hoped for and more in Emily. Literally she is everything I could have ever hoped for and my God do I love her. She’s my best friend, my partner in crime, my lover, my girlfriend, my angel, my voice of reason (and also incitement for more stupid things). She is everything to me dude I’m honestly the luckiest person in the world.

19. Do you want a church wedding? See, I fucking love churches. I love bigass cathedrals and shit like that but no. I don’t want myself being bound to the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with in an enclosed space tainted by several ideologies that clash with mine. I want an open one. At a cliffside or a beach or a garden. Maybe by a river blooming in springtime or on a small bridge over a pool. Nature is perfect, beautiful, forgiving and forever giving. If I get married my dude, I want that energy going into my union. Bound by love and by nourishment. Not by man-made ideologies and establishments. In the honeymoon tho, we gonna go see some dopeass cathedral architecture my guy.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Hell yeah my dude, broken bones, infections, sprain or two, my dumbassery is without limits.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Trivium!!

25. What color socks are you wearing? Black

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Yes but not for the fame. But because of how stupidly ridiculous and controversial I would be. I would wear PJs to the red carpet and a slayer shirt. You would see me literally never givin a fucc and when a magazine drags me for my shitass style, I’ll pose beside it with a thumbs up and tweet it. I’d be a joke and I’d love it.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Nope.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? Sideways or face down. Hugging either a pillow or Emily if she in town.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Nuthin my guy I survive from the fueling powers of sheer spite.

35. Have you ever tried archery? Nope but I rEALLY wanna

37. Favorite swear word? Chingar. Español. Y todas sus variantes. Chingas tú, chingo yo, chinga a tu madre —Molotov, “Chinga A Tu Madre”

39. Do you have any scars? Fuckton my guy, again, I is a fukin moron

41. Are you a good liar? Hella fuk

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yeah if I listen to them enough.

45. What is your favorite accent? Irish or Scottish it’s the funniest fuckin thing. Oh and also Aussie it’s my shit. And in Spanish Mexican sounds bestest, but Venezuelan and Spanish accents are fuckin HILARIOUS.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My Lamb of God hoodie it was 40 bucks but I look fukin dope af

49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie minnie miney moe.

51. Are you scared of spiders? Heck no they friends.

53. Favorite foreign food? Either Chinese or Italian.

55. Most used phrased? ”Bitch”, “Shit”, or “Fuck”.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Sometimes an hour, sometimes 2 minutes. Depends on how late I am and how tired.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Neither lollipops can suck my ass

61. Do you sing to yourself? I usually scream but yeah.

63. Biggest Fear? Honestly? Losing Emily. I literally don’t giv a shitstain about death and whatnot but I will protect my noodle over everything that bitch is my favorite thing in my life.

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Sharknado

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yea

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Lmao 69. Introvert my guy

71. What makes you nervous? Every fucking day existing.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes. Depends on the person, my mood, and how much I hate them.

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Maybe

77. Have you ever drank underage?  Yeah, never to get drunk tho. I just like a lil bita wine.

79. Who was your first real crush? María probs. But yeah that’s done lmao

81. Can you roll your Rs?" Fuck yea my dude

83. How fast can you run? I do not

85. What color is your eyes? Poop

87. Do you keep a journal? Nope I just keep random notes that say AAAAH

89. Do you like your age? NO make me CHILD again I don’tGROW wANNA, aaAhAhAAAAHAHHAAAAAAH

91. Do you like your own name? Ye. Fuckin hate Lady Gaga tho

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Both. I want 6 boys, 7 girls. They will all be cats tho. Human children succ

95. What are your weaknesses? What AREN’T

97. Were your ancestors royalty? I’m the prince of fuc

99. Color of your bedspread? Blue. Comforter is red tho

thanks fam!!! ily dis was lit

[dontselloutbuyinblog]

Shocking news

Mercedez pov “What the hell are you doing here and why am I slammed against the wall dude.” Im here because “your gonna tell me what you know about alex and him being in a gang do you know anything about that at all.” He says what do you mean in a gang he’s not in a gang he works in a office and he just got a raise and why would he be in a gang he’s not like that at all.“ I say also you broke into my house and you expect me to just let you slam me against the wall and ask me questions about things like come on and talk shit about my boyfriend and tell me he’s in a gang and has been doing crimes this whole time I mean no fucking way he’s not killing people and doing crimes.” Yes he is just accepted the facts and move on alredy.“ The man says well “I’m tired of this I miss my boyfriend and I can’t believe he’s gone and I will not believe for one second he’s in a gang and his sister and my best friend died because of him.” I say crying “well I’m sorry that he’s been lying to you this whole time.” The man says well im gonna call the police on you and get you Arrested for breaking and entering.“ “Okay go ahead and call the cops your gonna be going to jail for a long time too for walking into an active crime scene,and I thought you were a smart cop.” The man says “shut up okay leave me alone.” “Well it’s your lucky day im leaving now so see you around and if you find anything out about the gang tell someone.” The man says running to the open window and jumping out of it.“ And going to the top of the roof. “Fuck!” I scream then I see a shirt from my boyfriend and I grab it and leave my house and go to y/n’s car and I drive back to her 🏠. Then I run to the gust room and lay on the bed and cry with the shirt in my arms. Y/n pov So then Seth stared to kiss down on my stomach and starts to lick my clit and I started to moan. “Well you like that don’t you.” Seth says then going back to licking my clit then he adds a diget to my pussy and I start to moan “oh Seth please I need you.” “Yeah I’d rather pleasure you instead.” So then he started to finger duck me again adding another finger. “Ooh fuck Seth keep going.” “Okay.” Seth says kissing me on my lips. Then I put my tongue in his mouth And our tounges wrestle for a little bit and then I win and I we pull away to catch our breathe. Then he pulls my legs on his shoulders and pulls my pussy towards his face and starts to eat me out. “Oh shit.” “Fuck.” Then I feel his tounge enter my pussy and I start to lose it “fuck!” “Uh I’m gonna cum soon enough.” I say “then cum.” Seth says so I let it out and he kisses me on the lips again. Okay well I’m glad you came.“ Then he takes off his pants with his underwear. And grabs a condom and opens it.“You sure you want to do this?” “Yes I am very sure that I want to do this.” So he puts on the condom and puts himself inside of me. “Fuck me already.” “Okay.” then he starts to thrust into me. Go faster daddy faster harder fuck.“ Then he goes to my ear. "You look so hot when your sweating and calling me daddy say it again."daddy.” “Yeah say it again.” “Daddy!” “Fuck I’m gonna come” Seth says “fuck” he says slowing down. “Uh so am I.” I say coming the same time as him. “Well I’ll see you at work tomorrow.” I say grabbing my clothes.“how are you getting home tonight.” Seth says “I can get an uber.” I say putting on my underwear and pants then my bra then my shirt. “Don’t worry with sex that good I’ll be seeing you soon.” I say walking out of his room putting on my shoes. So I grab my phone off his table and order a Lyft and walk outside of his house and it gets here in about two minutes so I finally made it home and I knock on the door and no awnser . “Hey mercedez open the door.” “Uh fine.” so I grab the spare key and open the door.“ Then I see the gust bed room door open and mercedez laying there asleep. Hey you okay then I take a close look at her face shes been crying. So I pull the covers over her and walk out of the room and close the door.” Then I go to the bathroom and take a shower. Aleister black pov “You did what to her dude you crazy.” Well they don’t call me psyco for nothing.“ The man says "okay your right but come on dude you can’t say stuff like that.” “Well I can and will say what ever I please to.” The man says "fine what ever dude also where did you leave the paper you send me?”“oh I put it in one of the draws.” “oh cool well im goingcto sleep now so ill talk to you later.” “Yeah good night.” Unknown pov “Im not gonna ask you agian where’s the bosses money?” “I already told youi dont have the money so fuck off.” “What did you do with the money then?” “I never had any of the money.” “Shut up okay stop lying to yourself you stole the bosses money and you spend it on something. ” “no I didn’t spend any because I never had any money.” “Shut the fuck up okay you had the money stop lying.” “Hey the boss is on the phone he wants to talk to you.” “Alright hand me the phone.” “Hello boss whats up what do you need?” “Two things one is he cracking or is he still lying?” “well not yet but we will get him to do it soon okay.” “You fucking better or else I will have to take matters into my own hands.” “Whats the second thing you need boss?” “I need someone to sell my guns tonight can you and your boys do it for me you guys are great at that.” “Sorry still tryna get this fucker to crack were taken turns how about ambrose he would love to do it.” “Yeah your right I totally should get him thanks for the suggestion talk to you later.” “Hey get me the pipe.” “your gonna crack now you fucker.” “do it I can take the pain motherfucker.” *hit to the hut with pipe* Y/n pov *alarm goes off* “fuck I dont wanna get up im still tired.” “Hey get up we need to get ready for work.” Mercedez says “yeah oh hey what time is it?” “Its 5:00 why.” “Oh because I usually go on a run on the track before work.” “Cool well I made breakfast and lunch for us so you don’t have to worry about that and also I wanted to thank you for letting me stay here and stuff.” “Theres no need to thank me for anything it was the right to do.” “Yeah I guess but I was about to go get ready so do you have an extra towel?” “Yeah I do its in the cabinet in the bathroom.” “Okay talk to you when you get out.” Mercedez pov “Why was alex lying to me all these years this whole time ive been with him through the worst of times and he wants to lie to me like that, I mean what a dick move, but I love him so much, even though he lied for all of these years aout where he works. I hope that hes not hurt because I would be so hard on myself knowing that afer the argument we had that night.” Flash back mercedez:“hey are you here yet im waiting still?” Alex: “im gonna be a litte late sorry my boss made me stay late.” Mercedez: babe i wanna go home please.“ Alex: I cant my boss is soo strict if I leave I will get in trouble.” Mercedez:fine whatever ill wait then thats exactly why I need my own car.“ Alex: I know babe just wait a little.” Mercedez:fine I said ill wait.“ Alex pov "Thanks agian for this I can’t believe that you got me this deal on this car.” “Its the least I can do for you dude your my friend that what friends do for each other.” “Thanks shes go nna love it a lot.” “I know shes a nice girl how you too meet again? ” oh well we were in high school and she always been there when I was ubset even when we weren’t friends.“ "Oh and how did you two start to date.” “ well I ask her out and she said yes. ” “oh well thats very boring.” “Yeah I know well thanks agian.” “Dude I just wanna tell you now hes gonna catch on to your little scam sooner than later alex.” “What do you mean scam?” “I mean your money scam dude hes gonna find out so I suggest you get all that money back now dude.” “dude hes not gonna find out anything becase im not taken the money.” “Yeah okay ill believe that when I become the mayor of California.” “Okay fine dont believe me then I thought we were friends. ” “we are just I dont want to be considered to be a part of your little scam okay its not gonna help me or you, he will hurt your love ones okay so be careful.” “Hes not gonna hurt anyone OK over my dead body hes not gonna touch my sister and girlfriend.” “No he will hurt them hurt them both just to prove a point.” “Well hes gonna have to get through me first.” “He will get through you okay he will and hes gonna hurt everyone you love.” “Yeah I get it okay so please stop.” “Stop telling you the truth.” “So what happens when this is all happening to you okay.” “Well its not.” “I have to pick up my baby so can you drive this to my house and then ill pick her up.” Fine I will but don’t say that I did not warn you.“ So I got inside my car and I drove to the police station to pick up my girlfriend. I saw her standing there waiting. "Finally there you are im about vtired of you being late.” “I know babe so how was your day?” “Terrible theres this asshole tommaso and he was being a dick all day to me and I was being nice to him the whole day until he stole my phone.” “He took your phone is he a little kid or something?” “Yeah in the brain but I think that he has problems.” “Well the only problem he has is not seeing that you’re the best friend someone could have.” “Aw babe I love you I am aren’t I.” "yeah yourbthe only onlyone that was thete for me in high school.” “I. Know people were assholes.” Unknow pov So I was parking the car alex just brought for his girlfriend. I got out of the car and I started to walk to doors for his apartment when I heard screaming. “Hey you moter fucker.” “Oh hey boss whats up dude what you want.” “Well I want my fucking money” “I dont have any of your money.” “yes you do give me my money.” *slammed against wall* “no really I dont have any of your money I swear.” “okay then how about you tell me wheres the money at tell me or I will kill you.” “Okay alex he has the money hes been taken the money from you.” “Alright wheres this fucker at right now.”“he’s probably selling drugs at that bar down by your house. ” “OK lets go there now.”

[diary-iguess]

wahppn

J: nothing bad it was just really hot and i changed clothes twice

wake up 7 o clock for my interview, eat one piece a bread and some orange juice

ace di interview

dem tell me fi fill out the application twice

some yout try sell me a jelly candy

it cant open, but eventually does

Monique forwards

i meet her friend in the painting studio and we go get a box lunch

i sit down and eat the food

im sweating my life away

R: pepper?

J: before meeting the hustling yout, i left my portfolio in the hr office so mi did have to go back for it

no it's just hot af inna kingston

and i was wearing a long sleeve shirt

Paige seh him nah fwd fi di shoot

Thevrtistisjvmvicvn is sitting next to me, but i'm talking more than he

me a wonda how he can go school in full business attire and not become a puddle of sweat

Yanah appears and asks if she can have something nutritious

on campus

like a shake

Juice immediately says no dawg

Juice is working on a mythological drawing, but the paper he's using is trash and i tell him so

he says something about how it will still sharpen his skills and i said he needs watercolor paper if he's going to mix it with watercolor

is my story interesting?

i'm interested in telling a good story

R: I'm more interested in your friend's names

J: thevrtistisjvmvicvn said he wants to be a curator, but hasn't curated any shows yet

i tell him do that shit

lmao

R: Thevrtistisjvmvicvn, Yanah, Monique and Juice

I actually fucking love Juice

Now i know there are places I can't say that out loud

J: i ask my father if he can pick me up because Paige nah forward

he replies hmm

lmao have you seen the film?

my phone is dying and i have no credit because the tuck shop only selling $500 credit today

*back to the story*

i'm telling you this from my laptop

R: What parent says "hmmm"? was this a text?

J: yes

i knowwww

like

can't even K me

wtf

my shoes too big for me, so i stand on them instead of wearing them for a bit

Juice is playing music on his phone and one of the songs is from frank ocean's second project that he released the same time as blonde

my mind is blown

R: That must be some song

J: Yanah returns from the tuck shop with water still disappointed that there is no health food available

more mindblowing that he released two projects at once

i tell theartistisja that i like doing projects with many layers of meaning and process

i talk about my ananse storybook thesis and how i want everyone to know ananse is a deity and amina blackwood meeks taught me that

i say something like "yea, she's rad"

i talk about how the first time i met easton lee, i believed someone when they joked that he was 100 years old

and hoped that he didnt remember when i asked him if it was true

im dying laughing rn

my cousin invites me to sit and do work together at starbucks later

my father sends me a message "M is here, please call her through K-dollasign"

R: googled Easton Lee

J: lmao what did you find? he and my grandmother are friends

they're both legendary chinese-jamaicans

R: I can see he's definitely chinese-jamaican

J: yes and so is my grandma lol

R: author, poet

not bad

1931

J: but no doubt their swagger is enwrapped in their proximity to afro-jamaicanness

wow he's 87 this year

or 86?

M is my grandmother

i message K-dollasign

"i heard grandma M is here"

he replies "makes sense"

but intonates that he was not previously informed

i try to decode my father's message and K-dollasigns response

"makes sense"

he must be referring to Shutterbug's wedding

the same one i wasn't sure i was invited to

R: LOL

wow

are you going?

J: wait nuh man

R: lol

J: okay so i reach home, turn on my laptop

charge my phone

i frantically whatsapp my relatives

fb message uncle Macbook to get in touch w grandma

i try to search the internet for clues as to when this wedding will be

my sister says i should just ask Shutterbug if i can come

so i do that

uncle Macbook replies me with a different number to call, i call, get grandma

she says "no, no, no, you can't come to the wedding, the guests have already been counted and there's too many"

my heart sinks

i say, okay, well i can still see you today?

my cousin Carlton who wants to go to starbucks has arrived at my house

R: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

J: i try to devise a plan with Carlton and grandma and my dad all talking at once to pick grandma up and she says something about not wanting to be stranded and i say we would never let that happen to her

the phone isn't working very well and at some point my father has the phone

i return to my whatsapp messages on the laptop and Shutterbug has replied!

"hey, we were overcapacity a few months ago, but there's some space now. if you can make it on sunday, please come"

i tell grandma what she said

"okay, but how are you getting there? and where are you going to stay?"

i had not thought of this second part

the wedding is in mobay

R: MUFUFUFUFU

on a beach

duh

just sleep on the beach and get dressed in someones room in the morrow

J: i quickly say "aunty Rose's"

and she has already said she's very busy today and the plan to see me nah work out

"see you in mobay then!"

okay bye grandma, i love you!

"i love you too sweetheart"

now i have to whatsapp aunty Rose and see if she will shelter me

and K-dollasign to see if i can drive with him

R: funny at points but not a bad day

J: Carlton still deh yah a try reach liguanea fi get some food

the story did not get resolved yet

lol

it wasnt a bad day just long af

R: wait what

J: let me try summarize

R: Well I mean, between Yanah's Healthy snack Crisis and the Wedding Snafu, I thought the day was sealed with you tryna get aunty Rose

J: I was also supposed to meet Pearl at starbucks for 3pm

when Carlton and i pull up to starbucks, Rose a walk up deh too

synchronicity

R: 'the hell? Starbucks is a spot now?

J: that's the culture of the company

im like baffled as to both my grandmother and father asking me if starbucks is an appropriate place to link and do work together

that's how they've been selling the place for at least the last ten years

i order a tall strawberry and cream frappe w coconut milk and Carlton is very excited to get a pumpkin spice frappe, no latte because he doesn't want to burn his tongue

yesterday Pearl showed me a video she edited featuring this black guy with ginger hair, Souffrant

Souffrant appears before us in starbucks and sits at our table

i'm supposed to edit my own video with Pearl's color correction advice, but i'm still trying to figure out my travel situation

before we went to starbucks, we walked to tastees and my mom replied to my frantic messages about grandma and the wedding with "ur not paying attention to what i tell u"

there's like a whole thing where i'm trying to get my cousin Jazz's number to ask if i can go from kingston to mobay with him because K-dollasign is unavailable.

aunty Rose says of course i can stay with her and of course she has Jazz's number

resolve dat, so mi have a place to stay and a drive

there are several unrelated phone calls that need to be made but mi still nah no credit, so i borrow Souffrant's phone

then the next chapter is me, Carlton, and Pearl trying to walk to sov after i finally finish editing my video.

i take some really dope shots of the sunset

pause for incoming illustration

R: i mean

sure

make hay

all of the birds with 1 stone

J: -picture of sov-

R: this is sov

dark

but its sov

J: it's the golden sunset reflecting off the walls

then we all go to kfc and then i try look for some shoes to wear to the wedding, but then mi nuh even know if it's really a beach ting, but never fear, my likkle sister is here to whatsapp me the link to the wedding info website the couple set up!

it's a garden brunch affair ting

so we think to go to lee's instead of payless and when we reach back in fronta payless di people dem close

so now i will go to the thrift store tmrw to cop a whole new fit from the dress to the shoes.

when i reach home my father is going to the airport and grandma (dad's mom, not the one i was tryna see earlier) asks me to come with them which i would have done anyway.

driving back from the airport, grandma's bajan soca music continues to play in the car, but it seems louder now without dad's voice. i try to talk to grandma about herself. i ask about high school. she says, "do you expect me to remember 50 years ago"

i'm like yes of course

she said

"well

i was head girl"

of course! i say

and she was also in charge of sports such as running

the drive back home is very slow because grandma cant really see in the dark

when we finally reach home and i lay inna mi bed, mi wonda why mi so tiyad

and now i know why

thanks for tuning in, this has been an appreciation for the life we live, by Jeana like jeans pants

totes forgot the best part where K-dollasign pulled up on Carlton and me in traffic when we walked back to the plaza to get to the car

then another man pulled up on us and Carlton cuss me jokingly bout how i know everyone and we probably see someone else weh mi know

#fabulous

R: like bloodcleet jeans pants

yea, cause clearly you're a superstar

beer people, links and visits

J: