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Headcanon: Umbrella Academy
-The Umbrella Academy as Greek Gods (Luther, Diego and Allison)
Part 2, Part 3
Luther as Hephaestus (į¼ĻĪ±Ī¹ĻĻĪæĻ):
I feel like this one is kind of obvious. Hephaestus is known for his physical strength just like Luther is. Both are rejected and laughed at for the way they look. Hephaestus is rejected and thrown off Olympus by his own mother because of how ugly he is. She resents him yet sheās the one who made him who he is since she had him all by herself. In a similar way, Reginal, who raised Luther alone basically, casts him off by sending him to the moon after heās been saved by the experimental serum. You can tell his ape-like appearance played a role in him getting sent away.
Still, they both remain very loyal to their so-called family. Hephaestus will go on to make and fabricate multiple things for the gods such as Pandora, Artemis and Apolloās arrows, Zeusā aegis and Pelopsās sceptre. In the same way, Luther truly believes in Reginald and it takes him a long time to come around and realize heās been played.
As much as it feels almost natural to compare Hephaestus and Aphrodite to Luther and Allison, I donāt think it is right to do so. Youāll see why I donāt think Allison is Aphrodite, but I think the most evident difference is that Allison was never forced to be with Luther like Aphrodite was with Hephaestus. Zeus forced her to marry Hephaestus because he believed her beauty would cause jealousy inbetween the gods. But for Luther and Allison, sheās the one asking for the relationship and forcing it into him, not a third individual.
Finally, Iād say that itās common belief to think the Hephaestus is all muscle and no brain, just like the first impression we get of Luther. He isnāt number one for no reason. But Hephaestus is crafty, he can create godly weapons, things that require extreme precision, but also, in a way, a good understanding of who that weapon is for. When he made Achillesā armour, it fitted him perfectly, it was made for him and no one else. So Hephaestus possesses a level of skill and understanding of other people. In a similar way, Luther has a certain emotional intelligence that the rest of the Umbrella Academy seems to forget about. He truly believed that being number one meant that he was a leader. He did his best to hold the team together and even if he failed, you can see that he truly did care about his family. So heās not all muscle either.
Diego as Themis (ĪĪĪ¼Ī¹Ļ):
Our first Titan! So, Themis is the Titan goddess of divine law and order which I think fits perfectly well with Diego, especially in the first two seasons. Now, letās just say a few words about Themis first. She is the goddess of divine law, meaning the rules of conduct that have been established by custom. They are the primal laws of morality and justice. These arenāt the common laws, the ones made by humans. They include stuff like piety, hospitality, sacrifices to the gods, etc.
I think that those two parts are important to consider when comparing Diego to her. On one hand, Diego has a strong sense of justice. You can see that he wants to do whatās right a punish the ābad guysā. This is literally how he is when we first meet him! And itās something that stays with him throughout the seasons, stopping JFK from getting killed being the main example. However, he has a complete disregard for actual laws. He gets kicked out of the police academy and becomes a vigilante, clearly, he doesnāt care about the law. So this anti-thesis inside himself, having a strong sense of moral justice while breaking the law, fits really well with Themis.
This is all nice, but Diego also has a soft side. He cares a lot about his siblings, Klaus and Allison in particular, calls Grace āmomā, and cares about Lila and Stanley a lot too. How does that fit in with Themis? Well, those primal laws of morality and justice are what keeps the humans alive and the gods happy. It rules, in a way, their relationships. Similarly, Diego, by being kind and open to everyone elseās feelings, is keeping the peace within the family. He gives a way for his siblings to express themselves without the whole family collapsing on itself. Calling Grace āmomā remind them all of what she did for them and allows Grace to get the respect she deserves. Which, to me, sounds a lot like moral justice. And what to say about Stanley. He cared about him, truly. Even after learning he wasnāt his son, because thatās what he believes he should do, guided by his morals.
Finally, this might be a bit of a stretch, but Themis is also known for her divination powers. Sheās linked to the Oracle of Delphi as well as the woods of Dodona. Diegoās power, as you know it, is that he can manipulate the trajectory of different objects. In a way, he is at the same time predicting where the object will end up and influencing its fate.
Allison as Demeter (ĪĪ·Ī¼Ī®ĻĪ·Ļ):
I feel like this is a less obvious one (like I said, I feel like people associate her with Aphrodite more) but to me, this makes so much more sense. The way I see it, especially considering season 3, Allison cares deeply about her daughter, so much that it becomes the only thing that keeps her alive. This is exactly like Demeter in the Homeric Hymn to Demeter, which tells us about Koreās abduction (literally rape as in raptus in Latin, meaning seized). So let me walk you through that hymn.
It starts with the abduction of Kore, witnessed by Helios and heard by Hecate. Now, Allisonās story doesnāt exactly start with that, but as soon as season one, we get how important Claire is to her; sheās her Kore. Sheās her whole world. The hymn goes on and we learn about Demeterās grief. She looks for her daughter for nine days before learning the truth about her abduction. She then exiles herself from Olympus and wanders on Earth, not eating, not talking. She will meet the daughters of King Celeos, who will take her to their mother, the queen. offering her to take care of their infant brother. Her fast will be broken by one of the maids, Iambe, who manages to get Demeter to laugh and drink. Similarly, Allison winds up forced to wander in the 1960s. She will get a job at the Odessaās salon not unlike Demeter accepting the offer from Celeosā daughters. But it isnāt until she meets Ray that, in my opinion, she finds some peace of mind. Itās not perfect, and itās not like being with Claire, but itās something that makes life worth living for a while, just like Demeter in the hymn.
So, Demeter starts taking care of Demophon, the queenās son, and puts him in fire because, apparently, thatās how you become immortal. The queen sees her doing that and stops her which revives Demeterās anger. She shows her true self to the queen, her godly self, and goes back to crying Kore. Allison does something similar when she takes part in the sit-in at the dinner. At first, it is a failure, but she decides to use her power, show what she can really do to the world, but mostly to Ray, someone who trusted her. He calls her out, just like the queen did, and rightfully so. After that, she is ready to say goodbye to him and go back to her own timeline, the one where she can be with Claire. Just like Demeter in the hymn goes back to her grieving now more angered than ever, Allison, not able to reunite with Claire as they get back to 2019, gives in to her pain and anger.
Demeter, still mad will then go on to cause a famine. Humans wonāt be able to eat, but mostly, wonāt be able to sacrifice to the gods. Zeus, seeing he wonāt get any sacrifices, sends Hermes to get Kore back. Since she did eat some pomegranate, she will be forced to spend one-third of the year with Hades. The two goddesses reunite, the famine ends and Demeter tells her secrets to a few selected people. The same pattern can be seen with Allison. Back in 2019 but without Claire, suffering from PTSD, she becomes more and more angry. She starts misusing her power, hurting, torturing the Sparrows and betraying her own family. Since Reginald is the only person that can get her what she wants, she follows him blindly. Ultimately, she will, just like Demeter, get to reunite with Claire (or maybe not, I guess weāll have to wait and seeā¦)
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Whatever you do don't imagine the Hargreeves siblings after Five disappeared.
Don't imagine Ben sleeping in Five's bed for weeks after he left because it still smells like him
Don't imagine Vanya playing his favourite songs night after night because he'd always come into her room when she did
Don't imagine Klaus hoping he doesn't randomly appear in front of him and that's when the drugs started so that even if he does appear Klaus won't have to see him
Don't imagine Diego researching everything about time travel and pestering Pogo to find any way to get him to go behind Five
Don't imagine Luther sneaking into Reginald's office and trying to find proof that this was all his doing and that Five will return
Don't imagine all the others dragging Allison in front of Five's picture while they cry and she softly whispers
"I heard a rumour that you came back"
#the umbrella academy#number five#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#vanya hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#grace#time travel#i heard a rumor#don't imagine#headcanon
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Hello, could I please request in general dating Diego Hargreeves from umbrella academy headcanons please :)
he's big on hand holding. he likes having you close in general, but hand holding seems so intimate to him. probably because the only use reginald saw in him was using his hands to throw knives
really big on cheek kisses, but if you press a gentle kiss to his scar, he kind of melts a little. he used to flinch, but over time, he grew used to it
when you two are alone, he definitely loves dancing with you. it can be silly dances, twirling you around, anything. he just likes these small moments with you
he's surprisingly a good cook, and he does like to cook for you. he likes to make you ceviche and sopas, because those are two of his favorites, and sharing food like that is a big thing in his world
he likes to be both big a little spoon, alternating is his thing. there are some days he wants to be held, and others where he wants to hold you and just forget the outside world exists
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so ive got this headcanon that reginald didnt just make viktor learn the violin, all of the siblings had an instrument they had to learn (he was just more harsh on viktor and focused more on music with him than with the others) so here are what i think they play
luther: piano. boring just like him
diego: clarinet. i dont know either
allison: voice. emmy raver-lampman mainly works in musical theatre so i feel like it works
klaus: french horn. dont ask me why it just has the same energy as him
five: trumpet. my god does he have annoying trumpeter energy
ben: cello. i can 100% see him and viktor having little private jam sessions as kids
#im calling luther boring lovingly#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#umbrella academy headcanon#fin speaks
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One of the aspects of season 1 and 2 that made them my favourite were the portrayal of the dynamics of the characters with each and themselves in their adult life.
Give me Klaus having a breakdown cause heās starting to forget what Dave looks like and the sound of his voice. Show me him begging Five to just go back and save him, as heās just one person, it wonāt matter. But it will. Klaus knows that. He just doesnāt want to believe that.
Show me how Allison sees her daughter refusal to going to bed as something alike herself. Show me the doubt and fear that might come from her seeing herself in Claire.
Show me Luther trying to socialise with other people without it sounding like a formal report.
Show me Five having a hard time opening up entirely with anyone, especially his family. Show me Victor and him both relating that they feel like outsiders with their siblings, that no matter how good they are now, they will never know how it feels to be completely comfortable and secure with them. That deep down, they will always be alone.
Give me the honesty between Diego and Luther, the outraged desperation of Diego wanting to be the leader, to be seen as an equal to Luther, and Luther telling him that he always knew how that affected him. And deep down Luther enjoyed that his leadership was able to ignite some sort of emotion, even if it was disdain, just something to prove to him that what he was doing was worth a reaction.
Show me victor not being used of people calling on him to make the shots.
Show me Allison and Diego bonding over how it feels to lose their voice, to feel weak and defenceless in a world that is so quick to take away their power and anatomy
Show me Luther and Lila undermining anyone older who gives them guidance or are authoritative in fear of becoming susceptible in becoming mindless obedient soldiers again.
Show me Victors tedious relationship with the violin. How he wants to entirely forget how to play the violin, but hating himself by how easily it is to regain that skill. It feels like Reginaldās hand will always be holding his shoulder every time he holds that god forsaken thing.
Show me how Allison is able to conceal her insecurities and guilt with her award wining smile, on and off set.
Show me a quiet bonding moment between Diego and Victor showing each otherās littered scars on their hands, either by failed knife tricks and tightening strings. Both brought upon by an absent father that each other will never quite understand the others perspective
Show me Lila first thought fleeing anytime her and Diego get into a fight, thinking that itāll be easier to ran away then to face him.
Give me Diego trying so hard trying to be badass but failing, because intrinsically he isnāt a whiskey shooting cold blooded ālone wolfā, heās just someone who loves his family and wants to be truly close to someone
#just show me that they are human#it feels like the show treats them as superheroes before they are kids#reminds me of someoneā¦.#sir reginald hargreeves#ā¦very Meta#headcanon#sorry that this is long#if you like this I can write some more#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#luther hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#reginald hargreeves#five hargreeves#victor hargreeves#lila pitts#claire hargreeves#ben hargreeves#tua s2#tua s1#tua 4
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Dating yandere TUA characters
Luther Hargreeves
Luther insists on training you to be strong and capable, just like him
He believes that the only way you can be safe is if you can defend yourself
He constantly pushes you beyond your limits, often to the point of exhaustion, but he sees it as necessary to protect you
Luther frequently brings up shared memories, emphasizing how much you mean to him and how special your bond is
He uses these memories to create a sense of dependency, making it seem like no one else understands or cares for you as deeply as he does
As the de facto leader of the Hargreeves siblings, Luther naturally takes charge
He extends this authority into your relationship, making decisions on your behalf and expecting you to comply without question
He believes he knows whatās best for you and often dismisses your opinions
Luther talks about your future together as if itās already decided, with plans for marriage, children, and a shared life
He doesnāt seek your input on these plans, instead presenting them as inevitable and perfect, making it hard for you to voice any doubts or objections
Luther loves taking you on spontaneous trips to remote and isolated places where you can be alone together
These adventures are meant to be romantic, but they also serve to keep you away from others and make you more reliant on him
He collects and cherishes items that remind him of you, like a lock of your hair, a piece of your clothing, or a note you wrote
He keeps these mementos in a secret box, often looking at them to feel closer to you
Luther overanalyzes your interactions with others, always on the lookout for potential threats
He questions you about your relationships and can become paranoid, interpreting innocent actions as signs of betrayal or disinterest
Luther needs constant reassurance of your love and commitment
He frequently asks if you love him and requires you to demonstrate your affection through words and actions, making it difficult for you to express any dissatisfaction or desire for space
Luther often physically places himself between you and perceived dangers, whether itās a person or a situation
His protective nature can be comforting, but it also isolates you and limits your freedom
Luther exaggerates situations to make himself your hero
He might create problems just so he can solve them and reinforce the idea that you need him to protect and save you
Luther intervenes in your life decisions, believing he knows whatās best for you
This includes your career, friends, and hobbies
He frames his control as care and concern, making it hard for you to see his actions as manipulative
Luther buys you clothes and insists you wear them, often choosing items that reflect his taste and preferences
He wants to shape your appearance to fit his ideal image of you
Luther keeps a secret box filled with mementos from your relationship, like movie tickets, dried flowers, and photos
He looks at these items to feel closer to you and to remind himself of your bond
Without your knowledge, Luther sets up cameras in your home to monitor you and āensure your safetyā
He justifies this invasion of privacy as a necessary precaution to protect you
Luther establishes strict traditions in your relationship, like weekly date nights or annual trips, which you must follow
These traditions create a sense of routine and stability but also limit your autonomy
Luther pushes you to integrate deeply with his family, encouraging you to spend more time with his siblings and less with your own family and friends
This isolates you from your support network and makes you more dependent on him
Luther is obsessed with monitoring your health, from your diet to your exercise routine
He insists on accompanying you to doctorās appointments and making decisions about your healthcare
When youāre apart, Luther floods you with messages and calls, demanding constant updates on your whereabouts and activities
This makes it difficult for you to have any personal space or privacy
Luther uses his own emotions to guilt you into compliance
If you try to assert your independence or express dissatisfaction, he reacts with hurt and disappointment, making you feel responsible for his feelings
Luther demands your loyalty and commitment without providing the same in return
He expects you to prioritize him above all else, even if it means sacrificing your own needs and desires
Luther manages your social media presence, deciding what you can and cannot post
He wants to control how you present yourself to the world and ensure that your online interactions align with his expectations
Diego Hargreeves
Diego is always armed and ready to āprotectā you from any slight inconvenience or perceived threat
He believes that being physically prepared is the best way to keep you safe, and his protective instincts can be overwhelming
He regularly tests your self-defense skills under the guise of safety
Diego insists on teaching you how to fight and defend yourself, often putting you through rigorous and sometimes dangerous training sessions
Diego secretly patrols around your neighborhood at night, watching over your home to ensure youāre safe
He often goes to great lengths to remain unseen, creating a sense of security but also a feeling of being constantly watched
Diego follows you silently to ensure your safety
He believes that by shadowing you, he can prevent any potential harm
This behavior can be unsettling, making you feel like you can never truly be alone
He conducts surprise safety drills to prepare you for āemergenciesā
Diego might suddenly stage a mock attack or evacuation, expecting you to react quickly and correctly
Diego turns dates into elaborate missions, incorporating elements of danger and excitement
While he sees this as a way to bond, it often puts you in stressful and uncomfortable situations
He insists on checking the perimeter of any place you go together, whether itās a restaurant, park, or even your own home
Diegoās need to secure every environment can be exhausting and intrusive
Diego challenges those who he thinks are getting too close to you
He becomes aggressive and confrontational, often picking fights with anyone he perceives as a threat to your relationship
Diego attempts to control the paths you take in life, from your career choices to your social interactions
He believes that he knows whatās best for you and tries to steer you accordingly
He gifts you weapons disguised as thoughtful presents, like a stylish knife or a discreet taser
Diego sees these gifts as practical and necessary, though they might make you uncomfortable
Diego enlists friends to watch over you without your knowledge
He creates a network of people who report back to him about your activities and interactions, making it hard for you to have any privacy
Diego obsessively checks the safety of your environment, from inspecting your home for vulnerabilities to researching crime rates in areas you visit
His constant vigilance can make you feel suffocated
He keeps a detailed journal of your daily activities, noting where you go and who you meet
Diegoās meticulous tracking is framed as a way to ensure your safety, but it feels more like surveillance
Diego enforces strict boundaries on who can interact with you, often forbidding you from seeing certain friends or family members
He believes that by controlling your social circle, he can better protect you
Diego gets you a dog to āprotectā you, training it to be fiercely loyal and vigilant
While the dog provides companionship, it also serves as another means of control and surveillance
He sabotages your tech so you can only rely on him
Diego might interfere with your phone, computer, or internet connection, making it difficult for you to communicate or seek help
Diego insists on accompanying you everywhere as a bodyguard, even to mundane places like the grocery store
His constant presence is meant to ensure your safety but also limits your freedom
He follows you in disguise to avoid detection
Diego goes to great lengths to remain hidden while keeping an eye on you, often lurking in the background of your daily life
Diego dictates where and when you can go out, planning all your outings to fit his schedule and ensure your safety
This limits your spontaneity and ability to make independent decisions
He forms alliances with those he deems safe for you, encouraging you to spend time with them while isolating you from others
Diegoās strategic friendships are meant to create a controlled social environment
Diego lies to protect you from ādangerousā truths, often hiding information or manipulating facts
He believes that by controlling what you know, he can keep you safe and reliant on him
Allison Hargreeves
Allison uses her power to ārumorā you into believing youāre deeply in love with her and need her constant presence
She manipulates your thoughts and feelings to ensure you stay loyal and dependent on her
She meticulously curates your public image, deciding what you wear, how you present yourself, and even what you say
Allison wants to create a perfect picture of your relationship for others to admire
Allison manipulates your social interactions, ensuring youāre surrounded only by people she approves of
She subtly influences your friendships and relationships to maintain control over your social life
She uses her connections and influence to shape your career path
Allison might secure opportunities for you or sabotage potential threats, making you feel indebted to her for your success
Allison often brings up emotional moments from your past to keep you anchored to her
She reminds you of how she supported you through tough times, making it hard for you to imagine life without her
She involves you in her personal projects and passions, making sure your lives are deeply intertwined
Allison wants to ensure you spend most of your time and energy on things that matter to her
She subtly rumors you into developing interests and hobbies that align with hers
Allison shapes your preferences and desires to ensure youāre always on the same page
She uses her power to create misunderstandings and conflicts between you and others, isolating you from potential threats
Allison believes that by keeping you isolated, she can ensure your loyalty
Allison frequently engages in public displays of affection and declarations of love
She wants everyone to see how perfect your relationship is, creating pressure for you to maintain that image
She uses her powers to manipulate your emotions during arguments, ensuring you always come back to her
Allison can make you feel guilty, sad, or euphoric with just a few words
Allison insists on constant communication, flooding you with texts and calls throughout the day
She wants to know every detail of your life and ensure youāre always thinking about her
She shares personal secrets and expects you to do the same, creating a sense of intimacy and trust
Allison uses these secrets to bond you closer to her and to manipulate your emotions
She establishes strict routines and rituals in your relationship, from daily phone calls to weekly date nights
Allison believes that by creating a predictable pattern, she can maintain control
She offers support in ways that subtly sabotage your independence
Allison might take care of things for you, making you reliant on her help and diminishing your ability to function without her
She rumors you to have dreams and aspirations that align with hers
Allison shapes your goals and ambitions, ensuring youāre always working towards a future that includes her
Allison invests heavily in your emotional well-being, offering constant support and encouragement
She makes herself indispensable, so you feel you canāt succeed without her
She creates and reinforces positive memories of your relationship, often planning elaborate events and surprises
Allison wants you to look back on your time together with fondness and gratitude
She rumors others to be jealous of your relationship, making you feel special and valued
Allison uses this tactic to create a sense of exclusivity and pride in your bond
She tells protective lies to keep you from potential harm or distress
Allison believes that by controlling what you know, she can shield you from anything that might threaten your happiness or their relationship
She frames her controlling behavior as compassion and care
Allison insists sheās doing everything for your benefit, making it hard for you to see her actions as manipulative
She pressures you to be perfect in every aspect of your life, reflecting her own need for control and image maintenance
Allisonās high expectations make it difficult for you to relax or be yourself
Klaus Hargreeves
Klaus creates a sense of emotional dependency by being your primary source of comfort and joy
He makes you feel that only he can understand and alleviate your emotional pain
Klausās behavior is erratic and unpredictable, making you constantly guess what will make him happy
This keeps you on edge and focused on pleasing him
He introduces you to his vices, such as drinking or partying, creating a bond over shared indulgences
Klaus uses these activities to keep you close and reliant on him for fun and excitement
Klaus emphasizes a deep, spiritual connection between you, claiming that your souls are meant to be together
He often talks about past lives and fate to reinforce this idea
He uses his own emotional ups and downs to manipulate your feelings
Klausās mood swings keep you constantly attentive and eager to make him happy
Klaus isolates you from others by monopolizing your time and attention
He makes you feel guilty for spending time with anyone else, insisting that you only need him
Klaus creates art, music, or poetry for you, making you feel special and unique
He uses these creative expressions to keep you emotionally invested in the relationship
He insists on being with you constantly, whether in person or through frequent texts and calls
Klaus makes it difficult for you to have any personal space or time alone
He gives you eccentric and meaningful gifts that only he could think of, reinforcing the idea that your relationship is unique and special
Klaus convinces you that your love is different from everyone elseās, using this belief to justify his unconventional and often controlling behavior
He creates or exaggerates emotional crises to keep you focused on him
Klaus frequently needs your support and reassurance, making you feel indispensable
Klaus makes you feel spiritually dependent on him, claiming that he can connect with the afterlife and provide insights that no one else can
He insists on late-night conversations that leave you emotionally drained but deeply connected
Klaus uses these talks to explore your deepest fears and desires
Klaus creates a chaotic environment that keeps you off balance and reliant on him for stability
He thrives in disorder and ensures youāre always part of it
He deflects blame for his erratic behavior onto external forces or other people, making you feel protective and understanding towards him
Klaus involves you in spiritual rituals or ceremonies, creating a sense of shared purpose and exclusivity
These rituals reinforce your bond and dependence on him
He needs constant reassurance of your love and loyalty, making you feel responsible for his emotional well-being
Klaus engages in dramatic displays of affection and devotion, making you feel like the center of his universe
He becomes your secret keeper, encouraging you to share your innermost thoughts and fears with him
Klaus uses this information to deepen your emotional bond
He takes you on spontaneous and eccentric adventures, making your life feel exciting but also unpredictable and dependent on his whims
Five Hargreeves
Five views you as his timeless possession, someone who belongs to him across all timelines
He often speaks about your destiny together and how heās seen every possible future where you end up together
He strategically isolates you from others, using his intelligence to create situations where youāre dependent on him
Five ensures that you rely on him for problem-solving and guidance
Five dominates conversations with his intelligence, making you feel inferior and dependent on his knowledge and decisions
He manipulates time to keep you close, altering events to ensure you always end up together
Five uses his powers to control your environment and interactions
Five constantly talks about the future he envisions for you both, making plans that leave no room for your own desires or independence
He calculates every possible threat to your safety and takes preemptive actions, often without your knowledge
Fiveās protective nature borders on paranoia
Five uses his time travel abilities to observe you without being seen, ensuring youāre safe and loyal
His unseen presence makes you feel watched even when youāre alone
He strategically creates jealousy by mentioning other versions of you heās encountered in different timelines, making you feel special but also insecure
Five engages you in intellectual games and puzzles, reinforcing your dependency on his intelligence and making you feel bonded through shared activities
He gives you gifts from different timelines, unique items that make you feel cherished but also remind you of his power and control
Five involves you in calculated risks and adventures, making you feel alive and dependent on his skills for survival
He plays mind games to keep you emotionally and mentally engaged, ensuring youāre always thinking about him and your relationship
Five keeps secrets under the guise of protecting you, creating a sense of mystery and dependency on his knowledge
He tells stories of alternate timelines where things went wrong, using these narratives to justify his controlling behavior
Five influences your decisions and actions without you realizing it, subtly steering your life in the direction he wants
He uses his abilities to constantly surveil you, ensuring youāre always safe but also under his control
Five creates an intellectual bond by sharing his knowledge and experiences, making you feel connected on a deeper level
He manipulates time to create perfect moments and memories, making it hard for you to imagine life without him
Fiveās protection is calculated and strategic, ensuring youāre always in situations where you need him
He controls your emotions by altering events and interactions, ensuring you always feel dependent on his presence and support
Fiveās commitment is timeless, making you feel like your relationship transcends all boundaries and time itself
Ben Hargreeves
Ben uses his sensitivity to create a deep emotional bond, making you feel like heās the only one who truly understands you
Even in death, Benās presence is felt, making you feel watched and protected
He often communicates through signs and messages, ensuring you never forget him
Ben shares his grief and struggles with you, creating a bond over mutual pain and understanding
He emphasizes a spiritual connection, claiming that your souls are linked and that youāre meant to be together even beyond death
Ben uses his emotions to manipulate yours, making you feel guilty or responsible for his happiness
Heās always there to comfort you, creating a dependency on his presence and support
He uses emotional anchors, such as shared memories or significant events, to keep you connected to him
Benās protective nature is overwhelming, ensuring youāre always safe but also limiting your freedom
Even when not physically present, Benās influence is felt, making you feel like heās always watching over you
He emphasizes shared goals and dreams, making you feel like your futures are intertwined
Ben offers spiritual guidance, making you feel like you need his wisdom and insight to navigate life
He creates a sense of emotional dependency, making you feel like you canāt be happy or complete without him
Ben needs constant reassurance of your love and loyalty, making you feel responsible for his emotional well-being
He keeps and cherishes shared memories, often bringing them up to reinforce your bond
Ben is always there to provide emotional support, making you reliant on his presence and guidance
He creates an invisible bond, ensuring you always feel connected to him even when apart
Ben shares his pain and struggles, creating a sense of mutual understanding and dependency
He tells protective lies to keep you safe, making you feel like heās always looking out for you
Ben often sacrifices his own happiness for yours, making you feel indebted and responsible for his well-being
He makes you feel spiritually dependent on him, creating a sense of belonging and purpose in your relationship
Viktor Hargreeves
Viktor creates an emotional symbiosis, making you feel like your happiness and well-being are intertwined
He constantly seeks reassurance and validation from you, making you feel responsible for his emotional state
Viktor is fiercely protective, often to the point of overbearing
He insists on knowing your whereabouts and who youāre with at all times, justifying his behavior as concern for your safety
He shares his deepest fears and insecurities with you, creating a bond over mutual vulnerability
Viktor uses this emotional intimacy to keep you close and dependent on his presence
Viktor becomes your main source of support, both emotionally and practically
Heās always there to help you with your problems, making you feel like you canāt manage without him
He often revisits significant memories from your relationship, emphasizing how much you mean to him
Viktor uses these memories to remind you of your bond and to guilt you into staying with him
Viktor encourages you to share in his musical talents, making you feel special and unique
He uses this shared activity to create a deeper connection and to keep you engaged in his world
He becomes your emotional anchor, the person you turn to in times of distress
Viktorās constant presence and support make you feel like you canāt face challenges without him
Viktor subtly isolates you from others, encouraging you to spend more time with him and less with friends and family
He creates a world where it feels like itās just the two of you against everyone else
He needs constant reassurance of your love and commitment, often questioning your loyalty
Viktorās insecurity makes you feel like you must constantly prove your affection
Viktor sacrifices his own needs and desires for yours, making you feel indebted to him
His selflessness creates a sense of obligation and loyalty on your part
He shares his past traumas and expects you to do the same, creating a bond over shared pain and healing
Viktorās openness makes you feel like youāre the only one who truly understands him
Viktor tells small lies to protect you from harsh truths, believing itās for your own good
His protective nature can feel suffocating as he tries to shield you from anything that might cause you distress
He manipulates your emotions to keep you close, using guilt, fear, and love to control your actions
Viktorās emotional intelligence allows him to subtly influence your feelings and decisions
Viktor provides stability in your life, making you feel like you canāt function without his presence
His calming influence becomes a crutch that you rely on heavily
He establishes routines and traditions that you both follow, creating a sense of normalcy and predictability
Viktorās routines make it difficult for you to imagine life without him
Viktor insists on constant tracking where you are and contact, whether through texts, calls, or in person
He makes you feel like you need to be in touch with him at all times to maintain the relationship
He bonds with you over deep, emotional conversations, making you feel like heās the only one who truly understands you
Viktorās empathy and understanding create a strong emotional connection
Viktor takes protective measures to ensure your safety, such as checking in on you frequently and advising you on who to trust
His protective behavior can make you feel like youāre always under his watchful eye
He creates a sense of emotional dependency, making you feel like you canāt be happy without him
Viktorās constant presence and support make it difficult for you to imagine life on your own
Viktor shares intimate secrets and expects you to do the same, creating a bond of trust and vulnerability
His openness makes you feel like youāre the only one who truly knows him
He uses emotional blackmail to keep you close, threatening to harm or kill himself or leave if you try to distance yourself
Viktorās manipulation creates a sense of fear and obligation, making it hard for you to break free
Lila Pitts
Lila creates an emotional whirlwind around you, making every day unpredictable
Her volatile emotions keep you constantly engaged and focused on her
Lilaās behavior is highly unpredictable, keeping you on edge and dependent on her for stability
She swings between affection and anger, making you feel like you need to constantly please her
She uses affection as a tool to manipulate you, showering you with love when you comply with her wishes and withdrawing it when you donāt
Lila takes you on emotional highs and lows, creating a sense of dependency on her for your emotional well-being
She involves you in her adventures and schemes, making you feel like an essential part of her world
Lilaās thrill-seeking behavior keeps you constantly engaged
Lila creates constant drama in your relationship, making you feel like you need to be there to support and calm her
She demands unwavering loyalty from you, often testing your commitment through manipulative means
Lila plays emotional games to keep you on your toes, using jealousy, guilt, and affection to control your behavior
She isolates you from others by creating conflicts with your friends and family, ensuring you rely solely on her
Lila creates intense bonding experiences, making you feel like you share a unique and unbreakable connection
She makes you emotionally dependent on her, ensuring you canāt imagine life without her presence and support
Lila shares and demands intimate secrets, creating a bond of trust and manipulation
She manipulates your emotions to keep you close, using affection, guilt, and fear to control your actions
Lila insists on constant contact, ensuring youāre always thinking about her and your relationship
She controls your emotions by creating situations that elicit specific reactions, making you feel like sheās the only one who truly understands you
Lilaās love is unpredictable, swinging between intense affection and cold detachment, making you constantly strive for her approval
She shares intimate secrets and expects you to do the same, creating a bond of trust and dependency
She tells protective lies to keep you safe, making you feel like sheās always looking out for you
Lila emphasizes shared goals and dreams, making you feel like your futures are intertwined
She provides emotional support, making you feel like you canāt face challenges without her presence and guidance
#headcanons#preferences#the umbrella academy#luther hargreeves x reader#diego hargreeves x reader#allison hargreeves x reader#klaus hargreeves x reader#five hargreeves x reader#ben hargreeves x reader#viktor hargreeves x reader#lila pitts x reader#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#lila pitts#lila hargreeves
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You know season 4 yeah it was bad, and it made me so angryšš and I want revenge, (delulul) so can you right something where reader finds out of five cheating on her, and her getting her little revenge, thank you (ā§ā½ā¦) (sorry if my grammar sucks)
Girl I totally loved this, hope you like it. contains slight suggestion of Diego x reader
MARRY MY HUSBAND
You sigh as you take another sip of the whiskey that Five had methodically stocked in your shared apartment. The thought makes you sick, your Five... or it was before his silent betrayal. You were fine, happy and unaware of the passionate acts of Five, your work and life partner, with none other than Lila, your sister-in-law, and a friend you held dear.
Oblivious to all of this until a few weeks ago, when you noticed that Five and Lila's days off had been modified, while you thought he was in some long-term affair, you did the obvious, investigated. But nothing prepared you for the scene you witnessed, a Five affectionately holding his sister-in-law in his arms, a sweet smile on his face as he gently rocked her in a restaurant, YOUR favorite restaurant, in the neighboring city. It was adorable, such a beautiful scene of two lovebirds in love.
You came up with crazy ideas to get revenge on the jerk, including throwing Five's body into the Seine River, to a simpler one like kicking his ass.
...
And here you were, at Diego's door, ready to use him as a pawn to knock Five off his damn pedestal "Holla, y/n! Where's Five?" Diego opens the door and smiles warmly. You were ready to manipulate your brother-in-law, but he was in front of you, pathetic as he wore a jellybean necklace, his hair was parted in two messy pigtails and his black outfit was covered in purple glitter "come in, come in, we were in the middle of an afternoon tea, you'll love it" he pulls you inside while three agitated children corner you with cute little eyes.
Five liked you for being calculating, rational and other adjectives that he saw as ideal in a partner, you considered yourself an equal. You bet he would take back his compliments when he saw you bent over in a small chair with an imaginary cup of tea.
After an endless afternoon, the little angels fell asleep from exhaustion "Thanks for helping with the mess, and sorry for dragging you into this" Diego says as he finishes cleaning up the mess in the living room "I wouldn't have the energy for the three of them alone"
"Don't thank me, they're so cute"you smile melancholy as you see the three children piled up, Gracie holding the twins protectively "Five and Lila are having an affair" you blurt out before you can explode with guilt.
You stare at Diego, the air tense as you watch the man's grateful species turn from confused to disbelieving "what?" he laughs incredulously.
" They...they're together"you look away from Diego, unable to maintain a rational facade as you watch Diego process everything. A pang of guilt hits you "I needed to tell you, I want to end that bastard...but I need you to agree, you have more to lose than I do"you say and see Diego look at his children, his lips in a thin line.
" Please go home y/n, it's already late" Diego sounds as polite as possible.
" I'll go... think about it" you say before leaving silently.
...
That was a few weeks ago, no sign of Diego. Five would come and spend a few days, always formal and distant as he talked about the cases he was working on, nonsense and more lies.
Then Diego was at your door, in the middle of the night, panting as if he had run a marathon, soaked from the torrential rain that was falling outside "Holla y/n" he tries to smile as you pull him inside.
"Are you crazy? You're going to catch a cold, come in, come in" you guide him to the living room and get a towel, quickly wrapping it around him.
" It was my fault, s/n" he says, trembling, you look at him, lost "Lila and Five... I... Lila wasn't happy, it was too much... the kids... work... the routine, she told me she was tired, I didn't hear her, I was only thinking about myself and the kids, I should have paid attention to her " he says everything at once, his shoulders still shaking from the cold, his voice weak, you didn't know if it was from the rain or emotional.
"Hey, hey" you try to sound affectionate, having no experience in supporting anyone, you sounded kind of robotic -but you tried, that's what counts, right? - "Come here" you pull him into a hug, it was clumsy and kind of strange, you didn't make physical contact with people, but Diego didn't seem to mind as he held you closer and sniffed softly " They betrayed us, Diego, you're a wonderful father. Routine hits everyone, but it's no excuse to stab anyone in the back" you patted his back.
" about your plan.."Diego steps away and looks at you, looking more composed, although his eyes were red "I'm in, what do I do?"
You try to contain the devilish smile that forms on your lips " All your little brother loves most is power.. I think he loves it more than his own family, we're going to take away his position at the FBI.
"But how are you going to do that? He's not like a Shellock from there?"
"he's...distracted" you try not to sound too suggestive of the fact that your boyfriend and his wife were, maybe at that exact moment, fucking each other " it means that his cases are open, he has a case, a big and old one, nobody solved it, I helped him with some clues. If someone solves the case, he loses the position he wanted" you smile and settle into the couch.
"okay... but who's going to solve it?" Diego asks, after a moment of silence he laughs, the first one you've seen in so many days, you missed that smile.
" You always wanted to go in there, Five never sent the letters Diego.."- Maybe it was a low blow, but you needed Diego by your side -
" what?" he asks looking disappointed, then gives a bitter laugh " I don't know why I still waited for him to really believe that I could get into the FBI"
"you have potential Diego" you pat his shoulder -were your comforting techniques better? " and you're going to walk into that damn office with a solved case"
You shake hands, smile and nod, sealing the little deal between you.
...
"What's going on here?"Five opens the doors aggressively, his irritated expression causing you immense pleasure even more when you notice Lila towing beside him.
You smile sweetly at your partner and your friend, walking towards then with your hands behind your back - someone solved the Alien case, everyone is impressed. Did you guys meet at the entrance? How great that we are all together"
"What? How? Who? - He cut the subject and looks around, examining the people, then looks at you again, suspicion filling his eyes " What did you do, s/n?" He approaches like an animal ready to tear its prey apart.
" Me? Nothing my dear, I would never do anything... behind your back, we're partners, right? No lies like you always tell me" you smile, seeing him narrow his eyes. It was worth every hour spent with Diego to solve that damn case, nothing would take away from you the sweet taste of seeing Five Hargreeves fall from the highest pedestal he placed himself on.
A part of you was still hurt, it was years of partnership, were you just a pastime for him? Didn't it mean anything? Before you could sink into the spiral of self-humiliation, Diego appeared with a huge smile
"oh Little brother, my dear wife, you didn't tell me you were in the secret service too, what an incredible knowledge. it's good to have all you here, it seems that we are now coworkers. I know we will get along well, don't pressure me too much, I'm new to this whole chief detective thing, but y/n was very kind and will accompany me until I adjust to the position - he puts an arm around your shoulders, the two of you watch with delight as Five and Lila finally realizes what was happening
Pt2:
https://www.tumblr.com/anaargent/763005744864985088/can-we-get-a-pt2-for-marry-my-husband-where-diego?source=share
#five hargreaves x reader#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#x reader#five hargreaves x you#tua season 4#tua five#fanfic#diego hargreeves#Reader x diego hargreeves#lila and five#Lila X Diego#headcanon#request#diego hargreaves x reader#diego hargreeves x you
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How often do you think young Ben used the tentacles to tap one of his siblings on the shoulder to make them turn the wrong way and get angry at one of the other siblings?
I can see little Number Six doing this at the dinner table to see who he could get to react and trigger a stern telling off from their father for interrupting their meal.
Or maybe during press photo opportunities following missions to see what kind of faces he could get them all to pull.
I can also see him just messing with things around the house just to prank his siblings.
#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#tua discourse#ben hargreeves#number six#number 6#number six hargreeves#tua headcanons#childhood#pranks#practical joker#practical jokes#the horror#joker#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#tua ben#viktor hargreeves
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I genuinely believe sparrow Ben would be supportive of fivela if nothing else just because of the drama itād cause and the stress itād put Diego through
#remember the scene where Ben & Diego argued in their respective languages?#and youāre telling me Ben wouldnāt laugh his ass off at Five & Diego arguing over Lila? no chnace#fivela#sparrow ben#ben hargreeves#diego hargreeves#the umbrella academy#headcanon#strawbās babbles
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Iām sorry yāall but this bitch is so fucking queer. Like heās so queer I canāt even tell what flavor of queer he is. But you cannot convince that this is a cishet man. He could be trans, bi, aro, ace, some combination of those, or something else entirely. All I know is that heās a cutie patootie and that heās queer asf.
#jess mariano#gilmore girls#queer characters#queer headcanons#this is also about like twenty other characters#but yes#heās queer#heās babygirl#heās cutie patootie#heās pookie#heās my everything#this applies to#jamie tartt#mike wheeler#eddie diaz#shawn spencer#dean winchester#erik lehnsherr#faramir#aragorn#boromir#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#spencer reid#shawn hunter#diego hargreeves#anakin skywalker#and a bunch of others as well
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Can't get over the fact that the Umbrella Academy was heavily marketed in-universe. Teen magazines, comics, action figures.
I bet temporary tattoos were also sold. Drawing it on your wrist during classes, like Viktor did when they were little, like you would doodle an eye on the margins of your paper
With that in mind, I can imagine so well that some people got it tattooed for real. It'd be one of those tattoos that aged like milk and one would later be embarrassed about. Though, I do think it has potential for great cover up tattoos
#the umbrella academy#tua#tua headcanons#the hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#tua s1
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Dad!Diego Hargreeves headcanons
Pt1/?
I might write a full length fic of this, Iāll see how I feel. Iām still new to writing for Diego/tua btw.
Warnings: mention of adoption/fostering. SFW obviously š¤·š»āāļø
Masterlist.
Read on ao3
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS^
So itās already established that he is a Girl Dadā¢ which is the most canon thing they ever did for season 4 LMAO
If you already have a kid from a previous relationship, heād love them just as equally
Def insisted on growing a moustache as soon as you found out you were pregnant so heād be dad readyā¢
This man constantly wanted a decent father figure, as all the other siblings wanted
But especially Diego, considering his stutter and all :(
So heād love them so much and would do anything for them
This is his life motto fr:
I also think heād be willing to go to therapy before you have kids so he can be the best father he can be
Would 100% insist on attending every single baby/pregnancy class
I also see him willing to be open for adoption/foster care <3 Heād love to be a good father figure to children who need one š„ŗ
Also if he met you after he had kids heād be so cautious to introduce his kids to you
Heād want to make sure youād be a good and willing parent
If his child ever had a stutter or anything similar (including neurodivergence) heād want nothing but the best for them and would constantly tell them how much he loves them <3
Heās just so supportive <3
Like if they want to draw? heās there to help them colour in (and would try to buy the best type of crayons/pens)
If they want a bedtime story read? Heād do it in a heartbeat š„ŗ
He just would be so happy to do anything with them
Def would step up and change nappies/diapers
Heād be complaining about it the whole time but deep down heād want to help
Heās INSANELY protective
Like he just worries all the time
This can lead to him being overbearing
But itās never because heās strict. He just wants to protect them and if he sees heās actually doing the opposite of making them feel protected and supported, heād tone it down (after a word from you of course)
Road trip dadā¢ (baby shark trauma)
Finds fun ways to get the kids to eat their veggies
He prides himself on being able to āfightā the imaginary monster under the kidās beds
Heās like *superman pose* ādonāt worry kids, dad is on the rescue!ā
The kids would ask how heās so good at fighting the monster and heād be so careful not to tell them anything about his vigilante daysš
Like the kids do not need to be traumatised or scared of their own dadš
When the kid(s) are slightly older (like almost 1) and they start to move around more he insists on baby proofing EVERYTHING
Heās buying all these over-priced equipment which you two really do not need and makes your credit card be in minus
He lets them wear his mask but heās so protective of it
Like he only lets them wear it once in a while and if heās watching them the whole time to make sure they donāt damage it
Iād say heās quite iffy about letting them play with his knives and daggers
He definitely would wait until theyāre older to teach them how to use them
I see him being a stay at home dad
Maybe you both try to make it work (like in the show) but ultimately your family works best if heās a stay at home dad
Heād learn to be so patient with them when helping with homework <3
Especially considering he knows what struggling with something is like (his stutter) <3
Omg he loves sports days so much
Heād be cheering so loud
āTHATāS MY BOY/GIRL!ā
And when itās the parents turn to join in, NO ONE is more determined to win than he is
Heād secretly enjoy when his kid puts makeup on him
In fact I think heād grow to love it so much to the point heād be excited when your kid asks to put makeup on him
He even asks first sometimes
Heād put on high heels and the whole look too (š
šš»āāļøthis pose and everything)
When they start school, heād be taking SO MANY PICTURES
Sentimental king
He just wants to have pictures of so many happy memories of his family
Instead of the few ones he grew up with (those pics of the umbrella academy in the newspapers donāt count bc letās face it, those arenāt proper family photos bc they were just for press) </3
You both definitely have a big photo album
Maybe he even makes it into a scrapbook (that is so cute)
And makes it a family bonding moment where everyone gets to design their own page
Heād love cooking/baking with his kids and you
(Why is me writing all this making me emotional omg)
Maybe Iāll make a part 2 if I think of anymore ideas.
If u enjoyed this check out my tua blog @nacho-hargreeves and maybe Iāll post more Diego content here (we are starving).
Reblogs are appreciated š«¶
#snazzynacho fanfics#gif by me!#heās the best dad#dad Diego Hargreeves#diego hargreeves#dad Diego#tua#tua fics#tua fanfics#tua fandom#diego hargreeves x reader#Diego Hargreeves headcanons
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Random TUA Headcanons, Pt. 1
I was thinking about what sort of uncles (and aunt) the Hargreeves siblings would be. Since we may get to see those dynamics in s4 (the Klaus and Claire pic has got me hyped) it's time to share my silly thoughts.
This isn't speculation; I don't really do that. These are merely random ideas of mine (and all very soft because I can't be an angst writer all the time). Enjoy! ^.^
Below the break.
LUTHER
Helps teach them how to drive, and really enjoys it, too.
Has karaoke sessions in the car with his nieces when he drives them around. He tries to sing all the parts and makes them laugh.
Takes them to planetariums, rocket launches, and shows them how to work a telescope; he'll map the night skies with them for hours.
Was always the favorite when it came to playing hide-n-seek or tag; he invented a game called "crazy monk" where he makes scary faces and chases them around the house.
Could carry one niece on each shoulder easily; they loved it.
DIEGO
Is there for them after their first break-up. He takes them to a rage room and they have a grand time smashing things to bits.
Teaches them self-defense, as well as how to properly throw a knife. He may have gifted them their first knife a little too early, though.
Attends all of their sports games and track meets, and is there to scream and cheer from the sidelines (or shout at the ref if needed).
Learned how to style hair so he could give his daughter and niece all sorts of fun and dramatic hairdos; on speed dial for "crazy hair day" at school.
ALLISON
The one who takes them out for their first drink when they turn 21.
Likes to buy a lot of little presents for them, although they'll occasionally get jump-scared by something huge, like a new car.
Loves to go on trips with them; was definitely their travel companion for their senior graduation trip.
Helped them get ready before prom and took way too many pictures, all of which she cherishes greatly.
Would absolutely be the one to give "the Talk", because all of her brothers were too awkward to do it for their own children. Is excellent at giving a quick and concise sex ed course.
KLAUS
Would love to take his nieces to get their nails done (he'd get his done, too).
Loves to go get ice cream, boba, and other little treats with his nieces.
Is definitely the one bringing home puppies, kittens, hamsters, etc. as birthday presents.
If any of his nieces/nephews were to come out as queer, he'd be wildly supportive. He'd go with them to get their hair cut and buy new clothes if they were trans, or support them at Pride, or just overall be the coolest uncle ever.
FIVE
Acts like he could care less, but remembers all of the tiny, insignificant details such as their favorite color or favorite flavor of ice cream.
Will pick them up from anywhere, no lectures, no questions asked. Also won't tell their parents if they don't want him to.
Became very distressed the first time one of his nieces was bullied; his siblings had to remind him that he was not allowed to murder a kindergartner.
Unironically refers to them as his siblings' "spawn" and "offspring".
Asks his nieces for help when it comes to using his phone.
Would take his nieces to Starbucks or Dutch Bros (is this too niche to my area?), even if he thinks their coffee tastes like shit, because he likes to see them smile when they drink their overly sugary drinks.
(UMBRELLA) BEN
The absolute best at reading bedtime stories. He'd do goofy voices and end up keeping his nieces awake because they'd be too busy giggling.
Helps them study for tests and exams (they always get the best grades when Uncle Ben helps them).
Is an extremely good listener and gives some of the best advice. He never judges them for their mistakes, but always suggests how they might grow and move forward.
Happy to help his nieces on their curiosity voyages; likes to take them to museums and other places of learning.
VIKTOR
Would attend every musical, dance recital, talent show, and performance his nieces were in. He'd be in the back with big bouquets of roses and whistle and cheer at all the right moments.
Likes to take them to do the ordinary, menial things he wished he could do as a kid, such as going to the zoo or an amusement park.
Loves to talk and FaceTime with his nieces; he never misses a single call.
Is happy to pay for any artistic hobbies his nieces want to pursue, such as music lessons or drama camps.
Have any other headcanons about the Hargreeves as aunt and uncles? Lemme know in the replies or the reblogs!
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#my headcanons#headcanons#vanya rambles
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UNHINGEDPOSTING YIPPEE
today's episode is what build a bears i think the brellies would have/get. they take five as sibling bonding and he pretends to hate it but secretly loves it. allison records all of the heart ceremonies and cherishes the videos forever. i'm truly losing it i miss them so much
LUTHER ā”
luther would 1000% appreciate a golden retriever build a bear. he probably really wanted a dog as a kid but reggie wouldn't let him, so this would be kinda like healing that inner part of him (also rebelling against what reggie said!! win!!!). he would probably name it something like rover or scout and get the pumpkin spice scent and some jammies for it.
DIEGO ā”
shaggy highland cow. lila would tease him while they're looking at bears by saying their hair matches. it would only motivate him to get it out of spite. cannot think of a name while at the store, comes up with one once he's home. either gets one of the button ups with a funky print or an all black outfit with combat boots, with no in between. definitely a birthday cake scent guy.
ALLISON ā”
pawlette girlie all the way. classic, but not outdated. likely matches with a bear claire has. she would commit too hard to the bit and spend way too long trying to find the perfect outfit, maybe something that matches whatever she's wearing when they go. gets either sunglasses or one of the fake lattes as an accessory. either pumpkin spice scented or strawberry.
KLAUS ā”
rainbow bearlien no i am not taking criticism. maybe a frog, but this is the funnier option tbh. he would assemble the cuntiest little outfit possible for his bear, definitely using the faux leather crop top and some boots. additionally, he might get the emotional support bear shirt. takes the heart ceremony and birth certificates extremely seriously and gets his laminated. lavender scent ftw (maybe even gets his bear weighted?? weighted stuffed animals are great for anxiety tbh)
FIVE ā”
timeless teddy bear because. he's timeless. okay listen that was funnier in my head. but i feel like he'd dig this guy because it's more like something he would've actually had as a kid. maybe it'd be like a bear he did have, sewn together by Grace. he would pretend that he doesn't want it, but he absolutely does. gets a little suit and shoes to match his (that, or he gets the emotional support bear shirt). the scents are probably a little too on the sweet side for his liking. (if she had planned it out in advance, allison would've gotten him one of the ones that has embroidery on the foot. it'd probably be something simple and grounding for when he's stressed.) immediately emotionally attached. the employees ask if it's his birthday at least twice.
BEN ā”
jennifur the cat. we all know why. but in all seriousness, i think he'd dig this one because he's got a secret soft spot for cats. it's also pretty separated from the aquatic animals, and doesn't remind him of the horror at all. gets a zip-up hoodie and jeans to match his. potentially gets a voice message in the paw, something from klaus or the whole family. fresh cut flowers scent.
VIKTOR ā”
buffalo check pawlette just kinda fits the vibe? idk man, it clicks in my brain just right. the ears and paw pads are a good texture and he jives with it. joins mr. snuggles in the lofty position of on the bed. emotional support bear shirt, little denim jacket, jeans, and boots. maybe the plaid pajamas if he's feeling a more cozy vibe. lavender scent for sure. doesn't get a box and carries it with him as they leave.
LILA ā”
mothman. she's the family's own little cryptid. it works. finds the goofiest sleeper she can and bunny slippers. gives him a ridiculously intricate name like Sir Cornelius Weston XXVII. gets diego to record a voice message for her and refuses to tell anyone what it says (it's just him saying "I love you"). laughs at five doing the heart ceremony and refuses to do it when it's her turn. cotton candy scent
...........hargreeves family going to build a bear fic when
#kitt shut up#viktorposting#the umbrella academy#tua#do these count as headcanons??? idk#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#lila pitts
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I love how in 2x06 (āa light supperā), when diego starts to stutter, the camera cuts to allison, and you see on allisonās face how she can immediately tell how much reggieās words affect diego when he starts stuttering. she knows how much heās struggled with his stutter, and while they tease each other a lot, sheās never ever teased him about that. and you just know she feels his pain in that moment because she knows how hard heās worked to get rid of his stutter and how hurt he must be to have it return for a moment. anyways all this to say that although diego and allison are one of the sibling duos that bicker and tease each other the most, they understand each otherās pain in a unique way. and allison definitely helped diego with his stutter when they were kids and sheās the reason why none of them EVER teased him about it, because then theyād have to deal with angry allison, which (as season 3 has shown us) no one wants.
#this post was really just a long winded way of explaining my headcanon that allison helped diego with his stutter#in conclusion I love them#underrated duo imo#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#diego and allison#the umbrella academy#tua season 2#the umbrella academy season 2#tua meta#the umbrella academy meta#echo rambles
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YOUR SONG ā¢ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (season 1)
Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben, Viktor
just imagine these songs being in the OST and playing during those āscenesā ;) youāre number 8 btw. english isnāt my first language so sorry if you spot any mistake. enjoy āļø
LUTHER
/ your power : telepathy /
"I'm going to miss you..."āØ"I'll miss you too..."
Against his broad chest, you held back your tears as his hand gently caressed your scalp.
"We'll talk every night, won't we?"āØ"I promise..."
You pulled away and looked at him for a long time. He fixed his gaze on your lips, weighing the pros and cons of his intentions. Just as he was about to close the distance between you, your father burst into the room.
"It's time to go, Number 1. Clear out, Number 8, this isn't the time to distract him."
Luther finally planted a quick kiss on your cheek, leaving you breathless, a terrible frustration swelling within you.
Days, months, and years passed. Every night, you would retreat to the roof to gaze at the moon, talking to Luther thanks to your telepathy ability. You often fell asleep first, and Grace would come to cover you with a blanket when the nights grew a bit chilly. Luther loved to hum a song,Ā Flares, as if to remind himself that you would always be there for him, sending him out flares.
DIEGO
/ your power : see the future /
A soft light filtered into the gymnasium's basement. A faint music coming from upstairs woke you up. You grumbled and stormed up the stairs. Wearing nothing but an old t-shirt belonging to your brotherāand, incidentally, your boyfriend (no, thankfully, itās not incest)āyou flung the door open and saw Diego dancing with a mop in the ring. You burst out laughing, which made him jump.
"Am I dreaming, or are you laughing at me?"
You tried to respond, but tears were welling up in the corners of your eyes. Bent over with laughter, you suddenly felt warm droplets splash across your face: he had just splashed you with the mop. You stared at him for a long moment and jumped on the ring trying to catch him.
A wild fight ensued, in rhythm with the music, with the floor becoming extremely slippery due to the water. You delivered several kicks at him, which he blocked with the broomstick. It was a fight worthy of a Bruce Lee movie. Since both of you were very skilled in martial arts (and because you could anticipate each of his moves thanks to your power of visualizing the near future), you lowered your guard to let him win for once. Diego grabbed you by the waist, and you both tumbled near the entrance.
You ended up on top of each other, just like in all those wonderful clichƩs. Just as Number 2 was about to kiss you, the boss of the place stormed in. He flew into a rage and rushed toward the radio. Unfortunately, he slipped and crashed face-first onto the floor, making you both burst out laughing. Well... you had to clean up everything afterward, and in silence. Still, those moments of total hilarity were and still are the best ...
ALLISON
/ your power : water manipulation /
Having become a renowned actress, Allison traveled extensively. As for Patrick, he worked a lot. You were the perfect candidate to look after Claire. Having left the Umbrella Academy at the same time as your sister, you were inseparable, and whenever she returned from a shoot, you were so happy to spend time together.
Claire adored you, and you managed to calm her tantrums easily, greatly relieving Allison.
One evening, as your sister came home late, you put Claire to bed. She was having trouble falling asleep. So, you waved your finger over a glass, filling it with fresh water, and placed it on her nightstand. Then, with a soft and soothing voice, you hummed the lullaby Wendy sings to the Lost Boys in Peter Pan, her favorite cartoon. It was a routine that worked every time. Allison arrived in the middle of your performance and deliberately stayed behind the door to listen. Once Claire was asleep, you chuckled.
"I know you're there," you whispered.āØ"I know you know." she giggles.āØ"I heard a rumor that you stop spying on me."āØ"You know I canāt help it. Itās adorable. Thanks for everything."
You chuckled and rolled your eyes. It didnāt bother you at all. You went downstairs and opened a bottle of wine to celebrate her return. Patrick left you two alone, and you silently thanked him because these moments with your sister were the best.
KLAUS
/ your power : animal metamorphosis /
It was an evening like any other. Or at least, thatās what you hoped. You were waiting for Klaus outside the nightclub he was in so you could take him home. You preferred to be the one who did so rather than letting him leave alone in a terrible state. As the agreed-upon time had passed, you sighed and stormed out of your car. You entered the club without any difficulty, as the bouncer recognized you immediately. It had its perks to be a member of the Umbrella Academy back then. You searched the entire club for Klaus and finally found him on the rooftop. He was shouting incomprehensible things while walking along the edge of the building. You rushed to join him.
"Klaus, get down. Right now," you ordered, pulling on his sleeve.āØ"Oh Y/N, Iām so happy to see you!" he chirped, his persistent sniffles confirming to you that he had relapsed again.āØ"Itās not funny, Klaus, you could..."
Before you could even finish your sentence, he slipped off the edge of the building and fell into the void. Immediately, you transformed into a falcon and dove toward the ground, but it was too late: he had already crashed. Blood was pouring from the back of his head, but that didnāt stop you from kneeling beside him and resting his head on your lap.
"Damn it, Klaus..." you cried, pressing your forehead against his. "Youāre such an idiot..."
It was as if your world had just collapsed, all because of some damn white powder and a brother who was a little too dependent. Suddenly, he took a huge breath, coming back from the dead. You were completely shocked.
"Oh! I knew youād catch me. You always catch me," he chuckled, pressing his temple against your chest like a little child.
And then he fell asleep. You were stunned and took him back to your car. He had been dead... and then alive. High but alive. You didnāt quite understand what had just happened, and you never talked to him about it until he discovered his ability to resurrect in 1963. That explained a lot ā¦
FIVE
/ your power : healing /
Since Five disappeared, not a day had passed without you searching for a way to find him. You studied all sorts of science books, looking for theories on time travel or anything related. Then, you expanded your research to history books, wondering if he might have done something that left a mark on time. When you were too tired to read, you helped Viktor make peanut butter sandwiches just in case he reappeared.
After leaving the Umbrella Academy when you came of age, you continued your research, scouring every library. But what you didnāt know was that a certain organization known as The Temps Commission had taken an interest in you and was considering recruiting you. Whether it was for your relentless determination, your knowledge of time travel, or your healing abilities, you could only be an asset.
When The Handler found you in an aisle of the Dallas Central Library, you immediately accepted her offer. If anyone had information on Five, it would be them. But your disappointment was immense when you found no trace of him once you were there. That didnāt stop you from continuing your search for many years, so much so that, after a while, Herb secretly helped you through the Infinite Switchboard. And thatās how you found Five, in the middle of the apocalypse. Having no right to interfere with the timeline, you begged The Handler to recruit him as an agent, just like you.
"Iāll think about it," she had said, even though she had already been watching him for 30 years.
Then, one fine day, you were summoned to The Handlerās office. Five was there too.
"Five, I present to you your partner, Y/N Hargreeves. Well, you already know each other. Iāll leave you to it."
She left the room, leaving you two standing there, arms hanging by your sides.
"I found you," he let out.
"I found you," you replied. "I trusted the signs, so I made my way back to you somehow."
"Pathetic," he chuckled, though a smile tugged at his lips.
"I'm glad to see you too, Five," you sighed, smiling just as much.
BEN
/ your power : invisibility /
As Ben was reading, an upbeat music filled the house. The 11-year-old boy went to the living room and saw Grace and you dancing the Rock'N Roll while laughing. Mom was teaching you some steps, her eternal pristine smile fixed on her face.
"Oh, Ben, youāre here! Do you want to give it a try?"
You jumped at the sight of your brother and suddenly disappeared, your cheeks turning red.
"Y/N, show yourselfā¦" Grace sighed, amused.
"Yeah, you were doing great!" exclaimed the young boy.
You reappeared, looking at him with hesitation.
"Really?"
"Cross my heart!"
"Alright, kids, let's continue! Take my hand and follow my steps!"
So you listened to him, dancing awkwardly on the living room carpet. Your siblings watched you from the walkway. At one point, Ben let go of Mom and made his tentacles appear. He began making sort of waves in rhythm, which made everyone laugh. Your father and Pogo were in the surveillance room. The chimpanzee glanced at his master: he was smiling discreetly. Eventually, all the other children came to join you, even Viktor, who had always felt excluded. These moments of joy and freedom were rare. Your gaze met Ben's, sparkling. So, this was happiness.
After Ben's death, whenever you felt sad, your radio would turn on by itself to play that eternal song, warming your heart. Much later, Klaus told you that Ben's ghost had been watching over you and, not wanting to scare you, this was the most discreet way to comfort you.
VIKTOR
On this September 6th, 1997, everyone felt relaxed because it was Saturday, and every first Saturday of the month was a day off for the Umbrella Academy. No training until Monday. Of course, the children were encouraged to study, but that was certainly not on your mind, nor on Viktor's. As you were watching TV, sitting on the floor, a news flash interrupted your documentary on Canadian otters. Lady Diana's funeral was being broadcast live from London.
"She was so beautiful," you sighed, resting your chin on your knees, which were encircled by your arms.āØ"I'm sure it wasn't an accident," Viktor murmured conspiratorially, looking absent-minded.
His pale face suddenly lit up, and he immediately straightened.
"Look! It's Elton John!"
Immediately, you pressed your little noses against the screen to watch the singer enter the abbey. The presenter announced that he was going to sing a final tribute to his late best friend.
"Move away from the screen, you'll hurt your eyes," Grace gently instructed, holding a tray filled with cookies.
āMom! Can you record this, please?" you exclaimed without even turning around.āØāOf course, Number 8," she replied.āØ"Imagine if we could play this song ! You with the violin and me with the piano !" you giggled.
Viktor nodded with a large smile, still absorbed by the man's performance. Ever since, you've watched repeatedly the tape Grace made you, learning the partition thanks to your perfect pitch. You'd usually play along to distract your father who appreciated it. Oh he never said so but his silence was quite approving.
#Spotify#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy preferences#preferences#umbrella academy x reader#umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#y/n#five x y/n#headcanon#tua
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