#die roll time babyyyyy

[veunho]

Crying over fictional pixel cats was not on my 2024 bingo card

[factual-fantasy]

How to start...

My baby. My little tiny baby. So scared! Alone! Helpless! I know you said he didn't get his wounds all on the same day but... OUGHHHH MY BABYYYYY YOU DONT GET IT THIS IS SMALL TINY BABY TUNA!!! HE IS SO SMALLLL SO SCARED AND ALONE I CANT I CAAANNNTTTTT

Because I know this isn't necessarily canon, but... what if, what if? You know? What if? I'd be 1000% devastated by the information. WHAT HAPPENED MY BABY WHO HURT YOU?! WHY ARE YOU ALONE?! WHY THERES NOBODY THERE HELPING YOU?! THEY'RE LETTING YOU BLEES TROUGH THE BANDAGES OOOOHHHH NO MY BABY COME HERE IMMA TAKE CARE OF YOU FUCK'EM ALL

Hes asking for help, so loud, without saying anything. He is just looking, terrified, big aah blue eye staring into your soul with the biggest scaredest tears you'll ever see rolling down too-small cheeks.

NO YOU DONT GET IT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS TINY LITTLE BABY SMALL VERY SMALL TUNA BEING ALL ALONE ARE BREAKING MY HEART I AM SO GLAD HE FOUND THE CREW AND THEY LET HIM BE A PART OF THEM

I guess he got his injuries later in life at diferent times (I wonder if a kid that small would survive the blood loss, I guess it isn't imposible, but seeing how little anyone cared for Tuna back then...). I wonder if he had someone to take care for his injuries when he got them. I guess somebody must have, because otherwise I doubt he wouldn't get an infection or sth. Or maybe he just got lucky. Or maybe at least somebody cared enough to not let him die because of poor injury treatment. But like... he... he looks so desperately alone... so terrified. His big blue eye is wide open in fear. He doesn't quite gets his situation. He is shaking, he is hurting, and everything hurts so badly! Why?! Please somebody help him, but he looks, and only looking he alredy knows begging for help won't do anything. So he stares, in fear. In so much fear. How can someone so tiny be so terrified?

Factual you're gonna drive me insane. I love baby Tuna here. I'm fighting with my life to protect this baby from any Injuries. I'm just... destroyed by this, but I am so insanely grateful he is now surrounded by people who would fight whoever made this to him to death.

Oh! A thought! He looks as old as Red. I just know if anything like this ever happens to the baby of the crew, aside from Coco and Seafoam, Tuna would slaughter a whole crew singlehandedly for revenge. I just know it. I also know it's an imposible scenario, it's just... the feelings. Anyways.

BABY TUNA DONT CRY MY BOY IM HERE IMMA TAKE CARE OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE DONT CRY I AM HERE TO HELP OUGHHHHH OOOOOOOHHH MY BABYYYY FACTUAL YOURE SO MEAN ISBXMSBXM I CANT HE IS SO TINY AND AAAAOOUUUGGGHH

(Drawing in ask is from this post)

XDD You should have seen the look on my face when you sent this in. My face always lights up when I get these asks! :DD

And man. looking back I feel bad for baby Tuna. :( I did him dirty didn't I.. well, since the canonicity of that other picture is in question, I can present you with another questionable one to make up for it! 😅

If this story becomes canon, Tuna probably wont find comfort in other cookies.. but maybe there was a cake hound or two on that ship that did mind Tuna snuggling up beside them.

This who story made me consider that Tuna could really love cake hounds because of this. Maybe in the present day he could have a silly vanilla cake hound that was part of why he mellowed out. Idk, neither picture is canon yet- I still have CookieRun Kingdom lore to catch up on and fit my OCs into! 😅

Any who, thank you for the ask! I hope my drawing makes up for the torment the first picture brought you <X'DDD

[sixeyesgojo]

teasing her friend

Summary: Gojo’s teenage daughter has learned from the best, teasing her guy friend.

Pairing: Gojo’s daughter x her guy friend - Weakio, several other friends (without names)

Word count: 876

Content warning: GTG (Great Teacher Gojo) teaching his daughter everything but skills to use in society.

A/N: requested by anon // I hope I did your request justice omg-

With a lollipop in your mouth, the school day ended and you made your way out of the building, some friends in tow. “Oi, Weakio, wanna come over today? Or anyone else? We can play Mario Kart or something,” you suggested, slurping the lollipop loudly. “Nah, gotta pass,” the boy replied, waving his hand. “Why? Ya scared after I bested you last time? Or was my dad too harsh last time when he roasted you, calling you a weakling?” you teased the slightly-older Akio with the same shit-eating grin your dad had on his face at times.

Akio was silent, which you did not fail to notice. You snickered, “No way, Akio. You’re not scared of my dad, are you? At your big age? In this economy? Or are you just a sore loser when we beat you triumphantly at Mario Kart?” “Am not scared nor a sore loser,” the boy retorted, “Your dad is just insanely good at wrestling and Mario Kart.” But it was far too late. “Scared of me and my dad beating you at Mario Kart, boooohoooo, Akio is a babyyyyy. Also, ‘tis your own fault for asking him to teach you that move, Weakio,” you mocked in a fake high-pitched voice, causing the others - except Akio who just rolled his eyes - to snicker.

“Y/N-san, are you really going to go enroll in the high school your dad works at?” another friend, Yume, spoke up. You turned your head to look at her as you replied (after all, your dad showed you manners and shit), “Yeah. I won’t be with you guys. Why do you ask, Yume?” “Oh, I just wondered why you weren’t joining us, since all of us are going together, or why we can’t join you,” she answered your question. You scratched your chin and scrunched up your nose, lollipop moving around in your mouth as you pushed it from side to side with your tongue. “There are some circumstances, I suppose,” you explained as best as you could without mentioning the world you and your father lived in.

You had tried to explain once when you were several years younger but it was only natural that people wouldn't believe you, making fun of you instead. Back then, your dad had explained to you that the two of you lived in a different, yet similar, world than the rest of the human population. In the end, no sane person would believe you that curses (“not the demon thingies”) that fed off of negative energy (or “negative vibes” as you called it) existed in anything other than folklore or fantasy novels.

“Is it a private school?” Yume asked again. “Not really, I guess but not everybody can join since… uh… it’s… a special school… for special people.” You gave them a sheepish smile. That kind of explanation had to be sufficient. “I knew it, Y/N is going to attend a school for crazies,” another friend snorted. Gone was your smile and you shot them a dirty look, “I swear if you don’t shut up about me not being right in the head, I might just push my entire fist into your tiny mouth… even if you have a point!” You took your lollipop out of your mouth to point it to your friend in a threatening manner. “Oh shit, you should run because if they say they’re gonna do it for real,” Akio affirmed in a mocking voice. “I would never!” you gasped in a dramatic manner, “I am a noble lady, I would never do such vulgar things as touching anybody’s mouth!” “But you just said you would?” Akio retorted. “Yeah, so what? Are you gonna argue against the strongest here?” you joked back.

One by one, your group of friends dispersed, each going their own way until it was just you and Akio. Continuing your usual banter, Akio had to part with you not too soon after. “Hey Akio,” you began, “you do know that you’re my precious munchkin, right?” The boy abruptly turned around. “Your what now?” he asked, his puzzled face almost made you laugh out loud. “My sweetest munchkin, my ride or die, my lovely buttercup, my precious da-” “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, STOP IT. That was sooooo weird, what the heck,” Akio wrinkled his nose in disgust. You stared at him, then deadpanned, “See, this is one of the rare times I give you my love and this is how you react? This is how you thank me? Noted for eternity, man.” Already opening the gates to his garden, the boy shot back, “Yeah, teasing suits my best friend much better. I’ll be going now, bye! Seeya tomorrow.”

Arriving at home alone, your dad came to meet you in the corridor of your home. “Oh, Y/N, my sweetest! Finally at home! Tease anyone good today? The teachers maybe?” he asked. “Meh, just Weakio,” you replied as you went straight to your room. “What a good kid I have,” Gojo chuckled to himself. “Reminds me of the good old days.”

Were you a menace to society? Perhaps, but who could blame you? You learned from the very best. For better or (actually) worse, you started to resemble your dad more and more each day.

-

Bonus:

[thisisawonderfulusername]

feelings

klaus hargreeves x reader

requested: anon

prompts: 165- “this might hurt” 291- “is that blood?” 300- “i can take care of myself” and 302- “i can’t breathe”

summary: when trying to save vanya and the world, you get a bit hurt

warnings: cursing, tooth rotting fluff babyyyyy

word count: 2k

a/n: holy shit i uploaded something! anyways, the requestor gave me an option between five and klaus and i had to do klaus because i haven’t written anything for him yet and i want to so baaaad so thank you anon

also @generouswombyrat , yours is next i promise lol

it’s loud, and the flashing lights would have made you pass out if you hadn’t made it to the cover of the counter to protect yourselves while you thought of a plan.

“vanya’s in the room at the end of the hall.” diego has to raise his voice to be heard over what the woman was causing.

allison has her hands on the sides of her head, you assume to block out some of the noise that is threatening to rip your hearing away from you. “how do you propose we get to her?”

“you can count me out.” klaus says from beside you, defeated and with a flask held in his hand. when the two siblings look at him in disbelief, he tries to defend himself, “what? you guys should save her. you’re great at all the hero shit.”

after allison reaches over to slap him, he leans against your shoulder while you roll your eyes. “listen, listen, vanya would understand ‘cause she has realistic expectations of what i am. and what i am, is sexy trash!”

“you’re a big pussy, that’s what you are,” diego tells him in annoyance.

“guys, this is not the time,” you speak over their small argument.

“why, because i don’t want to die? who does?” klaus questions you, waving his hand around in front of you, “and martyrs aren’t around to enjoy the victory party, ‘cause they’re dead!” he ends his sentence with a shout and you roll your eyes.

diego crawls over to where klaus sits, grabbing onto his shirt, “you are going out there,” the other grabs at his arm to push him away, complaining, “or i’m gonna beat you!”

“that’s my cue.” your head whips away from the argument and to allison as she moves from behind your only cover. the others stop fighting and the three of you shout at her to stop, but she’s already began to fight against the wave of energy flowing from the room vanya was being held in.

after hearing her yell out for the woman, there’s a thump on the other side of your cover, and you suck in a breath.

“alright, i’m going.” diego tells the two of you after peaking out from behind the wall.

“no, wait, wait, wait, wait,” klaus grabs onto his arm to stop him from going.

the other looks at him in annoyance, “what?”

“if you don’t make it back, there’s one thing that i need to tell you.” diego was beginning to wave him off, since you didn’t exactly have time for a heart to heart. “you look like antonio banderas with the long hair.”

you slap a hand to your forehead as diego looked at him as if he told him the most sincere thing. “thanks, man.”

“my god,” you groan, crawling over klaus in order to peak around and watch as the man digs his knives into the floor. as he begins to slow, you bite your lip, “keep going!” you shout, “you can do it!”

“i’m not gonna make it!” he shouts back to you, and you shake your head as you look back to klaus, who was still curling in on himself. “you guys have to do it!”

he pulls on a tie holding some sort of rope coiled, and it comes flying towards you. a second later, you feel another thump against the wood.

you take a deep, shaky breath. you have to do this. “okay, klaus.” you glance over at him as you reach up towards the rope, “if i die, just know...” you think for a moment as you bite into your lip, wondering if it’s the best idea to pour your feelings out at a moment like this.

“no,” you sigh, “i’ll make it.”

“wait!” klaus yells as he grabs onto you, “what do i need to know?”

you shake your head, “it’s not important.” you make sure your grip is tight, enough for you to make it. “i’ll see you on the other side!”

“don’t die please!”

when you pull yourself from behind your protection, the force of the wave vanya was sending was much stronger than you expected it to be. your eyes were watering as you tried to look forward, into the flashing lights, but they were already giving you a headache.

you hear klaus shouting at you, but you can’t hear him over the energy. just as you were getting closer to the door, your strength was weakening, but you continued moving one hand at a time to pull yourself forward.

when you pull your eyes away for one second to look away from the lights, your hand misses the rope, and your eyes widen as you lose your grip and go flying back, straight into the wall.

-

your head feels like it’s spinning when you wake up, the lack of the whooshing energy making your ears ring. it feels like the air has been knocked out of you, and it probably was. “oh god, i can’t breathe.”

“are you okay?” the one who caused all of this runs to the four of you.

“vanya,” allison breathes out from beside you.

you groan as you push yourself up, ignoring the dizziness you felt. “physically or emotionally?” klaus questions as he holds himself up on his elbows.

diego pushes himself onto his knees, looking up to her with a smile. “you’re alive.”

“did we save the world or what?” klaus questions as he finally sits up.

you run your fingers through your hair, “i think so. the building’s still here.”

the ticking of diego’s watch catches your attention as you look to it. “kennedy’s a few minutes away.” he points out, quickly getting to his feet, “i can still save him.”

allison calls to him as he begins his way down the hall, following after him in an attempt to stop him.

“is that blood?” you look to klaus as he questions you, and it’s only then that you notice the metallic taste in your mouth.

reaching up to touch your lip, you flinch when you realize it had somehow split open. you cringe at the slight sting the contact brought. “nah, it’s ketchup.” you chuckle as you wipe the blood from your lip.

he rolls his eyes. “we need to patch it up. i’m sure there’s some sort of medical kit stashed away around here.”

“no need,” you wave your hand in the air, “i can take care of myself. we have some more important things to worry about.”

shaking his head, he pushes himself up off the ground before holding his hand out to you. “we already saved the world. everyone else can deal with diego.”

sighing, you take his hand and he helps you up off the ground.

after searching all nearby rooms, you eventually find a med kit. being in an office, it was easiest to hop up onto the desk to let klaus take care of the wound.

once he had opened the kit and grabbed everything he needed, he stepped in front of you. “that was an interesting experience.” he comments about the whole ordeal you just went through.

“that’s our lives.” you respond with a sigh.

nodding, he grabs a paper towel that had been soaked in water. you both decided it was the best way to clean it, at least a little bit.

“this might hurt.” he tells you softly, carefully grabbing your chin to press the paper to your lip. he’s right. it felt like it was burning from the slightly rough texture, but you were able to ignore it. you had gone through worse, after all.

after a second of dabbing at the cut, he pulls the towel away with a smile. “there we go. all clean.” he throws the towel to the side and grabs one of the surgical tape strips, carefully using it to close the wound. “hopefully that works.” he claps his hands together.

you smile, quickly stopping when you feel the tape and your cut trying to pull open. “thanks.” you hum, before you notice the blood that had poured from his nose.

without saying a word, you grab the wet towel. after folding it over to avoid the part covered with your blood, you grab his chin to pull him towards you. “what are you doing?” he questions.

“blood.” you tell him simply, wiping away at the already drying liquid. your eyebrows furrow as you tilt his chin, “how did you get some on your neck?”

he simply shrugs as you clean it up.

shaking your head, you look him over to make sure there wasn’t anymore blood on him. you still hold his chin as he looks at you, a small grin on his face. “checking me out?”

“for blood, yes.” you chuckle, releasing him and tossing the towel into a nearby trash can.

he’s still looking at you, and you let your shoulders fall slightly to release some of the tension in them, “why are you staring at me like that?”

“i’m glad you didn’t die.” he tells you.

you let out a soft laugh, “well, i’m glad you didn’t die either.”

he grins, glancing to the side for a second, “what were you going to tell me?” he asks.

“hm?” your eyebrows raise a bit.

“before you tried to make it to vanya,” he expands on his question, “you said you wanted me to know something.”

you knew exactly what he was talking about, but you thought about just acting clueless. apparently you didn’t think enough before sacrificing yourself earlier.

sitting up slightly, you shrug, “i... i don’t know. it doesn’t matter.”

“what are you talking about? of course it matters.” he hops up on the desk to sit next to you, his legs swinging slightly. “just spit it out. you know it will feel better.”

looking to him, your shoulders slump slightly. “it’s hard to say.” you sigh, running your hand down your face, and beginning to feel that your heart is beating just a little bit faster than before. “okay, i’m just gonna say it. i like you. i might even be in love with you, i-”

you’re not able to finish your rambling about your feelings, since the moment he had heard you admit to them he had leaned forward and pressed his lips to yours.

your heart felt like it was soaring as your eyes closed, and you could feel the slight sting in your lip but it didn’t matter because shit, klaus was kissing you.

you’re not sure how long it lasted, but it didn’t feel long enough once he pulled away. it took a moment for your eyes to open again, as you were relishing the moment. but a smile is on both of your faces when you look at him, and you know then that you are definitely in love with him.

taglists

main: @horrorklaus @megasimpleplan4ever  

tua: @rasberrymay @noodlextrash @atomicpillar @malfovs  @andreasworlsboring101​  

klaus: none yet

it was also requested that i tag @theumbrellaamattemy​

[tomorrowxforever]

7:48 pm

“WHAT THE- Y/N” You heard Beomgyu shout from across the house. Chuckling to yourself, you quickly hopped in the vent, successfully fleeing the crime scene.

Among Us was Gyus most recent obsession and he had gotten (forced?) you into it too. You had been lucky enough to get imposter and who better to start your killing spree with other than your lovely boyfriend?

You only laughed harder to yourself as you hear the sound of bare feet running across hard word floors. In a matter of second Beomgyu was standing in the doorway and, of course, pouting at you.

“Babyyyyy whyyyy,” He groaned dramatically, stumbling into the room and throwing himself across your lap. “Your supposed to be my ride or die, not my ride then kill!”

“Bub, what does that even mean?” You were still attempting to play as best you could with this man child on top of you.

“It mean why would you kill me?” He whined, rolling onto his back and glaring up at you.

“Oh, you poor thing” You replied sarcastically while petting his hair, finally able to look down at him as the body found screen popped up. “Last time we played you killed me, remember?”

He stood up and glared down at you, crossing his arms over his chest. “Not first thing I didn’t.”

You rolled your eyes, turning back to the game and defending yourself in the chat. Thankfully orange vouched for you.

As the game continued you looked over at Gyu, who was still standing next to you like ‘mom I threw up’.

“May I help you?”

He sighed heavily and grabbed your wrist, moving your arm out of the way before straddling your lap and putting it back down. You just blinked up at the boy, it wasn’t the first time Gyu had sat on your lap unannounced but still.

“I can’t see now.” You said, leaning back to look up at his face.

“Oh well, you shouldn’t have killed me. Now I have to haunt you.”

[lukesperfectharmonyhair]

im rewatching jatp instead of studying for the 3 tests i have tomorrow and i thought i would share my thoughts and reactions with each episode so enjoy!!....

wake up

- hearing the “1, 2, 3″ at the start of the episode gives me more serotonin than my antidepressants ever will

- julie’s slippers...that’s it...that’s the thought

- that dry ass pasta the molina’s are eating for dinner??? someone needs to give my man ray some cooking tips or a cookbook... something

-the looks the boys give julie when she says it was an OLD cd she found. as if they could be old??

-the entire julie and luke kitchen scene i mean there are no words to describe how much i am in love with scene. the banter, the flirting, luke giving this girl he literally just met an actual PIECE OF HIS SOUL so she can get music back into her life. not a single time have i watched that scene and not felt my heart literally grow cause of how cute they are. 

-the entire scene when julie is singing wake up. that scene is what made me literally CRAVE watching the other episodes. like of course i was going to watch them cause i wasn’t gonna just stop watching a show after one episode, and yes the show was good already but seeing the lighting and her voice, and just everything about the scene,,,,*chef’s kiss* 

bright

-flynn drinking seven sodas....SEVEN??? i would be throwing up if i drank more than like 2 and she drank seven,,,no ma’am.

- flynn and her trumpet. talented queen

- “ i wouldn’t have given you the song if i didnt think you were gonna rock it.” lmaooo im crying:)

- i start tearing up every time julie goes to play the first notes of bright,,, and then i’m full on bawling when the guys come in and play with her cause...they weren’t playing to be seen they were playing to be there for her and play to comfort her. pls i love them<3

- nick vibing in the front row

- the tech guy deserves so much more praise

flying solo

- reggie’s little butt shake or whatever you wanna call it!!

- julie’s little laugh when she yells at the guys to stop it

- “and we’re on the runway again” GENUINELY one of my favorite lines of the whole show pls i love luke’s humor

-this is the first time i noticed this but reggie’s face after alex says “DONT TELL ME HOW TO GHOST!”

-WILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU<3333333

-the slow mo helmet take off,,,,me too alex me too

-willie’s little giggles:))))

- “oh-oh!”

- “no clue” alex i love you baby<3

- next season better give us a scene of flynn throwing eggs at someone’s house because i think it’s safe to say we were robbed of that experience. 

- the flying solo performance is just amazing

i got the music

- just the whole opening scene is so cute ....the dancing, singing, happiness RADIATING from julie 

-nick in an all white suit and fedora

-WILLEX MUSEUM DATE YEAH BABYYYYY

- carefree skateboarder bf and anxiety ridden drummer bf

- yelling. in. museums. 

-alex thinking he’s literally dying again because of the salt... zero braincells in this band.

- another scene we were robbed of that i need to see in season 2...reggie singing “home is where my horse is” while alex and julie sit patiently and attentively listen to him but luke looks like he’s about to commit murder

- i get SO MUCH second hand embarrassment for julie when she looks through luke’s songbook and says “ wow luke I didn’t know you were such a romantic” julie baby i love you but...eekkkkk

- “he looks like a substitute teacher”- where did he come up with that like so many other things he could be compared to but a substitute teacher??

- “luke introduced you to rock” heck yeah it did.. literal soulmates

- would like to see a picture of the raccoon in Flynn’s backyard

- wee woo wee woo police sirens://///

- julie’s outfit ughhhh i love it

- the poster that im pretty sure says “sexiest role” behind caleb... why was that necessary 

the other side of hollywood

- THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE OF THE OTHER SIDE OF HOLLYWOOD 

- i lose my absolute shit over this song omg literal chills

- the cape grab i cannot physically do this rn

- willie being so excited the entire performance and looking over to see alex’s reaction

- reggie being in awe everytime one of the girls performing does something.. me too reggie

-”well i wouldn't really call it mAAgiCcCC bUT”

- nick and his fedora again

- alex has a crush, alex has a crush on.....WILLIE

-the boys eating food for the first time in 25 years is honestly so realistic

-alex shoving a whole slice of pizza in his mouth

- lukes ‘OH MY GODDDDD’

- reggie kissing his meatball sub that looks painfully dry but also delicious 

- the continuation of the other side of hollywood performance and everyone dancing

-reggie imitating caleb’s evil laugh and owen trying so hard not to break

-me getting mad at the boys for not showing up for julie and being sad with her but at the same time i’m obviously not mad at the boys just...disappointed?? idk 

finally free

- how did julie get to the school if she missed the first three classes?? wasn’t she still at flynn’s house from the night before cause she slept over so did she walk to school or was she just sitting in flynn’s house by herself and one of flynn’s parents was like you gonna go to school or???

-dance class with nicky poo<3

-reggie fixing his amp in the rain

-julie’s blue dress outfit in this episode is my ABSOLUTE favorite 

- the birthday candle scene makes me sob like a little baby,,,and rightfully so

- julie smart, smart to be taking calculus as what a sophomore??

- all eyes on me yes queen iconic

- alex dancing is how i dance in my brain whenever the song comes on 

- finally free as a song is NEVER given enough credit and why not?? it’s my favorite song they do as a band AND the madison’s vocals and the echoing part omg i loveeeee

- and the whole performance with luke’s heart eyes. i count this performance as the moment luke like fell in love with julie...like full on just blown away with how much awe and admiration he has for her in that moment and all the time.

 - julie and luke singing “and you’re a part of me” while staring directly into each others soul,,,yeah that’s love kids

edge of great

- carlos being the ghost hunter he is and tía being done with him

- luke’s pouting face 

- reggie and ray making breakfast together is so wholesome. reggie really loves and seeks comfort in ray and i love that

- luke just waiting next to julie’s locker and his little “hey”

- the first time i watch this scene i thought charlie was from new york cause of the way he says “ i can't do this without you” and then i watched the cast interviews and just realized he is somewhat joey tribbiani 

- jealous luke hehehehehhehehe

- “well dont you look shARrP”- yes he does luke thank you very much

- “uh oh i think someone has a crush on julie” yeah you do you little shit,,, now admit it to her

- the proud look on luke’s face when he realizes julie is still paying attention to HIM even though she’s supposed to be having a full on conversation with nick

- the shoulder push ( as someone who has had their own shoulder pushed in the middle of a high school hallway as a weird way of flirting,,,,i can definitely somewhat attest to how luke is feeling in that moment and i too continued to flirt with the person who shoulder shoved me while we were still standing in the hallway)

- the flow from whatever the hell dance nick and julie are doing and the perfect harmony dance is so special to me and i love it

-ADOANCLOBNAOVBCOAB THE HAIR PLSSSSS

- EVERYTIME THE SCENE COMES ON AND I SEE HIM WALKING THROUGH THE MIRROR I HAVE TO PAUSE THE SHOW FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES WHILE I DIE LAUGHING BECAUSE THE HAIR IS SO BAD EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE USED TO HOW IT LOOKS AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW LITERALLY 30 TIMES

- i think people see my username and assume i like his hair in this scene but...ummm fun little fact i do not like it

- the dance is so good though ugh my babies

- the hair

- madison is gorgeous 

- another season 2 scene i need: julie teaching this dance to luke and they perform it in front of alex and reggie so they can see luke roll on the floor like that

-the hair

- the lift i loveeee

- the voices at the end of the song *chef’s kiss*

- the way julie spins out from luke and into nick omg so good

- “thAnKs pArTnER”

- luke denying his feelings for julie,,,babe pls

- the whole edge of great performance is so good and beautiful and the colors are SPECTACULAR 

-julie avoiding luke’s gaze lolz

- can't believe my mans really tried to deny he didn’t have feelings for julie like 5 hours earlier even though he’s getting upset because she hasn’t looked at him in 2 minutes

- THE. GUITAR. RIFF. SOLO.

- when i finally learn how to play the electric guitar well enough to learn the guitar solo... it’s over for everyone

-nick just came to watch the girl he likes perform not watch her flirt with a hologram plssss can we give this man a break next season.

- “we have to say goodbye to julie”- that’s literally more important to luke than not playing music anymore because julie is music to him now

unsaid emily

-already crying and the episode hasn't even started

-willex in the orpheum

- alex literally being OVER reggie

- nope too emotionally unstable to watch this scene right now

- my therapist will be hearing about this tomorrow

- show us the baby picture of luke cowards

- this is such a beautiful song that makes me cry every fucking time gosh damn it

- everytime i watch the flashback scene of luke on his bike i think of “christmas song” by phoebe bridges and i cry even more

- i tried to learn how to play this song on my electric guitar (because i dont have an acoustic guitar) and i ended up crying half way through so i do not think i will be playing it anytime soon:/

- the harmonies *chef’s kiss*

- THE POLICE LIGHTS ....i cry

- FAT tears rolling down my face

- there's literally not a moment i don’t cry during this episode

- interesting little relationship :0

- when i played percussion in 7th grade i used to lay down on the couch in the practice room at school ( which god knows what people did on that couch...ew) and stick my drumsticks up my nose too,,,, just another similarity between alex and i 

stand tall

- willie really drove a bus 200 miles into the desert for his crush

- WILLEX HUG 

- i love willie no last name so much,,,i just wanna hold and protect him

- alex’s ballerina dance

-julie’s overall outfit i love<3

- “im swimming”

- the way carlos hangs up the iPad on tía makes me CRACK UP he’s just lmao bye girl

- another julie outfit i love

- “anything julie. you know that.” AHHHHHAASIDSJFPACISN love bitches

- the suits

- luke’s hair in this episode is so much better than the perfect harmony hair pls

- YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE

- the way luke looks so restricted and confined in his suit... but at the same time he looks like a 10 week old puppy

-luke’s AGGRESSIVE but small foot tapping leading up to being on the stage

- the solos:)))))

- crying again over julie’s monologue to her mom

- julie really was brave enough to be ready to perform by herself

-the way Trevor looks at carrie when she says “been here before”

-ALEXXXXXX

-REGGIEEEEE

-luuukkKKKEEEEEEE

- this performance makes me cry

- especially the first time when i saw luke flickering...sobs

- he finally looks free in his suit:))

- alex’s solo is so pretty i love him

- reggie’s solo too 

- nick just straight up vibing the entire performance

- alex and luke holding hands...hehehe cute besties

- “thank you, guys” NO THANK YOU 

- the way julie begs for them to do something about the jolts for HER cause she knows luke would never say no to her

- “no music is worth making, julie, if we’re not making it with you,” I JUST SCREAMED AND IM PRETTY SURE I WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD...whoops

- going back to that line i could say so much about it but....for someone who’s life was literally MUSIC for the 17 years he was alive, and after finding out he could play music again even though he was dead and saying it made him feel alive, he would give that up- he would give up playing his guitar, playing in a band with his friends, give up writing and singing music- if he wasn’t doing that with julie. that’s more than saying i love you,,,that’s literally like saying i’d give up my ENTIRE LIFE and what i love to do if i dont get to do it with you

- i just made myself cry with that description...wow

-the hug<3

-also imagine how luke felt in that moment,,, hearing this girl, once again that he would give his life up for, saying in his ear that she loves them. i would motherfucking glow too, luke

- *passionately but gently holds each others faces*

-HANDS OFF MY BABY NICK, CALEB

- caleb’s outfit is....something

- the head turn plssss

this was so long and i am so sorry but if you read this far.....leave some of your own reactions or thoughts:)))

k goodnight im gonna, ugh, finally go study ://

[starboy14176]

Abusive/unsympathetic Janus music! (Almost all demus/anxceit/intruanxceit stuff) also ps. None of this is supposed to be u!remus or u!virgil just Janus babyyyyy

Teeth - 5 seconds of summer

“Call me in the morning to apologize

Every little lie gives me butterflies

Something in the way you're looking through my eyes

Don't know if I'm gonna make it out alive”

“Blood on my shirt, rose in my hand

You're looking at me like you don't know who I am”

Bus beat - the front bottoms

“You keep me numb (you keep me numb)

And you keep me blind (you keep me blind)

Because my baby likes it when I can't make up my mind”

The drug in me is you - failing in reverse

“My bodies tremblin' sends shivers down my spine

Adrenaline kicks and shifts into overdrive,

Your secrets keep you sick your lies keep you alive

Snake eyes every single time you roll with crooked dice”

Choke - idk how

“Now shut your dirty mouth

If I could burn this town

I wouldn't hesitate

To smile while you suffocate and die

And that would be just fine

And what a lovely time, that it would surely be

So bite your tongue

And choke yourself to sleep”

This is love - air traffic controller

“You're no good, you're no good

You could kill me and you should

I'm an idiot for thinking

This was anything but blood

On the wall, on the couch

On the corner of my mouth

You must like being the victim

You've done nothing to get out

Of this pattern of pain

Washed away by the rain

You'll forgive me if I promise

And do nothing but the same”

“Yeah once you think you're in control

You'll believe that we are partners

And you'll feel uncomfortable

Oh then the darkness rolls in

And you'll forget who I have been

Oh but you'll love, love, love it, this is love”

Body terror song - AJJ

“One that will hurt you, and be the subject of so much of your fear

It will betray you, be used against you, then it'll fail on you my dear

But before that, you'll be a doormat, for every vicious narcissist in the world

Oh how they'll screw you, all up and over, then feed you silence for dessert”

 I think I’m ok - Machine gun Kelly 

“But I cannot hide in hills of California

Because these hills have eyes, and I got paranoia”

It took me by surprise - Maria Mena

“I would react badly

To the slightest hint of hesitance”

“I'd cry knowing how my tears

Felt like acid burning through his skin”

“Now he's afraid of me

Now he's afraid of me”

Teddy bear - Melanie Martinez

“When you started talking in your sleep

Saying things you'd do to me

I didn't care, I wasn't scared

Now I'm finding knives under the sheets

Crumbled photographs of me

I'm in despair

Should I be scared?”

“Now you're showing up inside my home

Breathing deep into the phone

I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared”

“Teddy bear, you were my teddy bear

You were comforting and quiet

How did love become so violent?

Teddy bear, you were my teddy bear

Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me”

Cake - Melanie Martinez 

“Your skin is warm like an oven,

Your kiss is sugary sweet

Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me

I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave

You've got all the ingredients

Except you loving me”

Disenchanted - my chemical romance 

“It was a lie when they smiled

And said, you won't feel a thing”

Build god, then we’ll talk - panic at the disco

“There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses

It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses

At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains

And a few more of your least favorite things”

The haunting - set it off

“Little spirals in their eyes

Catch a lover, turn an enemy

Just to watch them burn alive

No one will love you like I did

Will treat you like I did

So go on, wear that scarlet letter”

Wolf in sheep’s clothing - set it off

“Beware, beware, be skeptical

Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold

Deceit so natural

But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning”

Horrible kids - set it off

“What makes this target grow

Is it when his feelings show?

Hold a gun to his head and you'll know

You've pushed him down as low as he can

Go! Get away from me

Leave me be

I beg you please

I'm on the floor on bended knee.

Maybe then I'll keep my sanity.”

Pit of vipers - Simon Curtis

“Put your fangs into my back”

“I use you, I'm no good, need to be in control

I said I use you, I'm no good, need to be in control”

[koalaaquabear]

The 5 hour finale live stream just concluded and y’all, it was crazy. It has been a wonderful several months with all you guys and I am so excited for April 8th and Junior Year. 

MASSIVE SPOILERS UNDER THE FOLD IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE STREAM YET. Here is my clusterfuck of a commentary. Enjoy!

Fantasy High: Sophomore Year Live Reaction -HOOT GROWL BABY it's time. I didn't react to part one but wOW that one was crazy. Get ready for EMOTIONS :'(( -SIG FIG RESCUE MISSION lol #ontour -well ok brennan that canopy shit is scary as fuck -murph is still looking like riz -Zaphriel and Ayda!!!!!!! -"HOLD ME BACK GORGUG" i love u emily -Brennan I stg -Ayda is Gorgug's dad lol -oh shIT they're totally in the cottage -heLL YEAH AYDA!! -oh GOD figayda kiss? exceptional. -if ayda dies i WILL throw dice at Brennan -ok brennan make me cry then -GET THE VAN GORGUG -gorgug truly is the greatest wizard of this age -#hugeblueguy -aww zac oyama i love you -"semi-fallen" oH dEar -gorgug texts zelda IMMEDIATELY i love him -amaZING thank you zelda -"ew, creepy, hate that" -zaphriel is the best character you guys, what a homie -i keep forgetting ayda can fly. like she has wings. i know that. -AELWYN! -nOPE someone is coming through the forest and if it's arianwen i will kill cry -HANGMAN???? -HANGMAN!!!! HIS DOG!!!!! -HANGMAN NO I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE CUTEST DOGGY -adaine i love you baby -"the weak yogurt man" -what high ranking devil??? -fabian you're adorable -aww fabian has a puppy!! (i get that the hangman is eight feet long don't @ me) -that's the first "the ball" -lou can never have the highest roll -BARDY BOYS -oop kristen and riz time -tracker? i barely even know her -chills, brennan. chills -someone in the chat just said "so did skrank fuck zelda?" -intense muSIC -nononononononono -ragh, tracker, and sandralynn better be all right -ooo a sTICK -HELL YEAH RETURN OF THE RIBBON DANCE -"riz weeps" holy shit i love him -"something bad always happens when we go off together" -#RIZTEN -awwoOOOOOOO -ayda can fly too! -absolutely FUCK this bridge ABOUT 30 MINUTES -poor ayda -please say they're ok brennan -"put your tongue baCK in your mouth" -sANDRA LYNN NO -"what kind of arrows" "you know what kind" fuCK OFF BRENNAN -if baxter dies i will cry -wait faerie fire is a cleric spell..? absolutely fuck me -ok aelwyn let's fuck shit up -calling the bank in the middle of this nightmare forest lol -heLL YEAH ZAPHRIEL -luck check luck check luck check -"y'all are going to turn into dragons" -fabian straight up cries? what a fucking rich kid -NO WAY HE HAD T H E COIN??? -REMOVE CURSE BABY -"nnOOO!" lmao -ally and brennan are in the chat -kristen's religion is REALLY coming in handy -the name was turned into the night yorb lol -"how's that axe feeling?" "..pretty light ;)" i love him -ayda can lift the axe??? exceptional -FIG IS KALINA? ABSOLUTELY RAD -brennan has created a place where illusions are real and emily is holding him TO IT -"do you have a dongle?" incredible -EMILY I LOVE YOU! KALINA IS A YOUTUBER BABY -wretchrot is baCK baby -aelwyn i love that -"i am a low quality child" "yeah ayda you're a bad kid" -"hey bitch" emily axford is a goddess -im sorry cOURT OF ELDERS? -NO I WILL CRY -ROLL INITIATIVE TIME -go OFF hangman -ooo some high initiatives babyyy -zac oyama is my favorite ever -"trackerrr" -brian as soon as emily was threatened said "how dare you" -brennan you FUCK "i'm awake for all of this" FUCK YOU -fig and her mommy issues: an album -absolutely FUCK THE TREE GUY -kick that wood elf BITCH ABOUT ONE HOUR -fuck him UP fabian, shit in his gODDAMN mOUTh -"SPRING BREAK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" -pleASE BRENNAN LET HIM SHOOT HER WITH THE TINCTURE -spRING break this is for the corn god -okay nevermind riz is holding his action -i love the intrepid heroes they're adorable -"ice feast" fucking love them so much -yES the ball thank GOD -brennan..? -"her rage ends" tracker = barbarian -FIRST NAT 20 BABY -"IT 100% WORKS BUT IT 50% WORKED" -that's the second "the ball" -bOOOOOOO BRENNAN -mad plans for the tree guy -sorry, is his name crAFTME ROOTDRINKER? -oh ok it's aelwyn we're fine -cone of cOLD baby i love aelwyn what a babe -you absolutely hate to see it -ragh my baby i love you -SPRING BREAK -tracker nO PLEASE -TRACKER JUST CRIT OH NO -brennan is really good at acting this btw -wait 14 on a crit??? i mean oH NO kRISTEN, bOO -disPEL MAGIC BABY -ALLY BEARDSLEY YOU ABSOLUTE GOD -aww kristennn is babyyy -tracker nooo don't cryyyy -you've sAVED your GIRLFRIEND -"some of us have already done that today" fig the sHADE -ally simply musT get new dex -absolutely fuck that brennan i don't need that vampire pixie -FUCK IT UP AYDA -FIGHT ME IN THE SKY! -"does a 29 hit?" daMN zac that absolute SHADE -53 DAMAGE?? CHEJ IS SO FUCKING STRONG -"goddamn paper lantern" -absolutely fuck you brennan -nevermind gorgug and adaine both passed the con saving throw -"i don't like you" lou really gets personally upset about this and i love that -nO NO NONONONO aelwyn and tracker are down -FUCK IT UP ADAINE -gdi brennan don't do this to us -ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE TREE -fig is straight up gonna kill her mom -this is scary as fuck -HANGMAN HAS A BREATH WEAPON AND YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT??? CHOKE ON GRAPES BRENNAN -FUCK EM UP HANGMAN ABOUT 1 HOUR AND A HALF -wood elf is DOWN baby hoot growl -kristen thinks the elf is gak lol -23 DAMAGE??? AC OF 25??? ABSOLUTELY FUCK IT UP FABIAN -SHENANIGANS TIME FOR MURPH -HELL SECRET AGENT TIME -27??? RIZ YOU'RE THE HOTTEST -third the ball -imagine the ball is secretly SO HOT without the hat -YES BRENNAN GOT A NAT 1 EAT YOUR GODDAMN DICE -sweEET -fourth the ball (they've all been Lou cuz of course) -incredible turn murph -kalina is SO GOOD at skateboarding -#bloodphoto -KALINA HAS 23 WISDOM? absolutely fuck me -oh hELL YEAH FIG COUNTER THE COUNTER -emily is doing some SHIT right now you guys (fear spell) -DAMMIT that high as fuck wisdom -sorry WHAT she rips open sPACE??? -BABY BETTER SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY -let's go BABY -"mMMHHHHnnN leET ME tOUCh ItT" baby is fucking weird -"baby vs mommy" i love you siobhan -aelwyn better not DIE brennan -riz baby let's get it -trACKEr -nAT 1??? kristen is unCONSCIOUS?? -HUMAN DETERMINATION!!! THE GRIT BABY] -wait aura of life is badass!! they can't lose damage?? -okay scrap that we're gonna TURN UNDEAD and then MASS HEALING WORD? absolutely incredible -gorgug has so much goddamn health -FUCK THIS TREE DUDE -KILL IT AYDA LET'S GO -"her girl's side" *in lou voice* okAY bRENNNAn -second nat 1 but both of them re-rolled -GEM!!!! -LET'S GET GORTHALAX BABYYYY -"BIG DADDY" -ayda is so turned on lol -KILL IT CHEJ OKAYYYY -fuck this centaur -i'm so nervous -puT THOSE DICE DOWN BRENNAN -"you're gonna drop." shuT UP -riz is fULLY DEAD???? -i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. -sHUT UP BRENNAN -baby is DEAD oh my GOD you absolutely hate to see it ABOUT 2 HOURS -nO NO NO NO NO NO NO PUT THAT CROWN AWAY BITCH -absolutely fuck me, the nightmare king is totally fucking back i hate myself -aww fabian is baby -hELL YEAH FABIAN SPRING BREAK -"i've lost one friend, that's too many" fabian is adorable -"that's a full ass miss, my guy" -sandra lynn just crit on chej :(((((( -14 damage is not very spring break of her (she did 28 but it was halved because gorgug is such a strong boyyy) -LET'S GO LOU -almost all of them are spellcasters wtf (only one who isn't is riz but he has a daily misty step) -fuck em up hangman -fUCK EM UP HANGMAN! d8 + 2d6 +8 i think -figaroth the unfaethable baby -THOSE ARE SOME SHENANIGANS FIG I LOVE IT (she's shattering the rubies to get a revivify diamond) -casts teleport??? aelwyn came here to FUCK -"i would love to teach you this spell" aww the abernant sisters liking each other is my new aesthetic -fuck em up adaine -you can hit the tree on a 12 babyyyyy -heLL YEAH 44 DAMAGE ADAINE IS STRONG NOW -kalina is not even that cool she just said "that's enough of that" in the most uncool way -2 down 3 to go! -omg wait it would be so badass if they could just remove curse on kalina -"Mr. The Insatiable" -ayda is such a sweetheart "i don't care if you want me to date your daughter but i do hope you love me" -"I LOVE THIS SONG" yes siobhan me too -on a DC 20 she got a 31!!!! consider my jeans creamed -SHRED BABY GIRL!!! -KILLIAN IS DEAD! RIZ IS ALIVE! -ayda is so turned on AHHH -I LOVE RIZ SO MUCH "am i interrupting something???" -fuck him UP chej! 3 hits, no crits -hell yeah mr. march!! oh sorry wrong series -a gROUP PROJECT i'm DEAD -someone in the chat called him "snac oyama" and you're rigHT -siobhan's straight fucking this tree UP -the spellcasters are like all out of spells at this point -fuck OFF arianwen. KILL YOUR MOM -"where's your father, aelwyn?" "last i saw, adaine killed him so *shrug*" i lOVE HER -FUCK THEM UP GORTHALAX -abolutely fuck the nightmare king -waIT GORTHALAX IS GONNA KILL THE NIGHTMARE KING -sidenote: fig calls gorthalax pops -dO IT BRENNAN kILL YOUR OWN BIG BAD -this treeant has GOT to be dead -NAT 1 on that attack?? SPRING BREAK BABY -no we haven't seen kalina in action brennan, and we do not want to -OH SHIT THE TIE! YOu just got FUCKed bRENnan eaT youR DICE -yeS AYDA ROAST HER -"GOTTEM!" -i'm sorry i just hallucinated, did you say 6 ATTACKS? -time to go VIRAL BABY -19 intelligence, 23 wisdom, 20 charisma for kalina? absolutely fuck me -riz just got kICKed! you absolutely hate to see it -GODDAMMIT -KALINA IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS -brennan be like "im about to kill this bird" -absolutely fuck me i hate this -let's go FIG -time to caTCH the bALL -murph has the same thinking face as riz and it's adorable -this is not very spring break brennan -DC 25 acrobatics check? c'mon faBIAN -29????? -fifth the ball (from the hangman) -"there's just something endearing about him" fabian loving his friends is adorable -absolutely fuck me that fire elemental is adorable -absolutely swaddle the ball -well hot take but fuck the nightmare king you guys -absolutely NOT brennan do NOT kill adaine you PSYCHO BITCH -PLEASE ADAINE LIVE -STRAIGHT DEAD? FULLY DEAD? FUCK OFF WITH THIS INSTAKILL SHIT BRENNAN -hell yeah ayda is back and kristen has the revivify diamond -aelwyn FULLY banished that unicorn -it's good to know ragh really doesn't want them to die -YES RAGH IS BACK BABY -fuck em up kristen -s/o to DND Beyond btw absolutely banger website -hell yeah mass healing word is awesome -clerics are GOOD you guys i should play more clerics -FUCK IT UP AYDA -SANDRA LYNN IS BACK BABY -skater chej is my favorite thing -aBSOLUTEly fuck the tree -i have no idea wHAT is happening ABOUT 3 HOURS -fuCK YOU nightmare king -i absolutely hate this battle but at least gorthalax is still standing -gorgug better split this gd tree -"what if we just kill kalina?" yeah zac it's that goddamn easy -brennan almost just fucked everyone -"does she want to borrow my teddy bear?" the SHADE -"MAKEOVERRR" i love you siobhan -this tree SUCKS -battlemaster is cool as fUCK SPRING BREAK -BARDY BOYS also i think that was a nat 20 -i can't imagine the thistlesprings watching the battle livestream and like worrying if gorgug is going to die -FUCK HER UP THE BALL -ABSOLUTE SHENANIGANS FROM MURPH! -with ADVANTAGE BABY -"has anyone seen my hat!?" keep it off baby you're HOT now -"mirrors negate mirrors" "i think oscar wilde said that" i love them -#hotrizweek? -holy shit fig is FUCKING THIS BATTLE UP -HELL YEAH KALINA ROLLS A NATURAL 2!!!! -hell yeah adaine is back and SO MUCH is happening that i'm like forgetting to write down my reactions -kill this woody motherfucker baby -the music is too lOUD -ok it's normal now -fuck em up gorgug -i'm sorry the chat is saying he did 90 DAMAGE?!?!?!? -KILL IT CHEJ ILY -fuck off brennan, absolutely fuck off -ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF BRENNAN -gorthalax is FULLY DEAD? absolUTELY FUCK YOU -SAINT KRISTEN APPLEBEES -adaine has SOLVED THIS SHIT -god all the abernant names are confusing -fuck you kalina ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS -BRENNAN I STG IF RAGH ENDS UP DEAD -hellish rebuke that bitch -c'MON faBIAN HIT that BITCH -wait is kalina a rogue and a druid? absolutely incredible -FUCK IT UP FABIAN -OMG THE HANGMAN BETTER FUCK THIS UP -YES THE BALL 31 DAMAGE -so the stream just ended. i'll say it again: absolutely fuck me -ok so we're back and kalina got fucked up -WHAT THE FUCK A NAT 20???????? YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT -ALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS -I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AND NEITHER CAN BRENNAN -MAGIC IS REAL AND SO IS MY ALLY -i can't believe this. eat your GOD damn DICE brennan! -OMG ARE THE NIGHTMARE KING AND THE GODDESS ONE AND THE SAME? -THEY ARE! THE NIGHTMARE KING IS THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN -brennan is CRAZY AHHHHH -brennan absolutely stop this tension -28 insight. brennan is fucked -GO TOWARDS HIM KRISTEN -YES!!!! PLEASE SAY THIS IS A GOOD THING -ALLY GOT A NAT 20 THEY BETTER BE RIGHT -fear. is. not. real. -this is just like the ending of moana -NO WAY BRENNAN I LOVE YOU (you wouldn't believe it from what i have said but it's true) -this is intense i'm about to cry -you're meeting god and you say "is it too early for this?" -LMAO 5'9" -Moral of the story: IDK and that's OK -ok ally make me cRy -HELL YEAH NEW SHIRT BABY -i'm so emotional -"well oBVIouslY cASsAndRa" i wish every deity had names as normal and human as cassandra -fuck them UP cassie -i love that tracker's just like "uh... babe?" -love having god in your corner -no more hangman puppy :((( -RIZTEN are the CUTEST i love them "i love all of them, riz the most, we know this" -"we still need the crown for our grade" FABIAN I LOVE YOU -"counselo- former counsel- i'm an assistant :(" why do y'all think this man is hot -KILL ARIANWEN -"she tried to hurt me in my shattered state?" "that's her MO" aww adaine my baby -HOLY SHIT PLEASE GIVE GILEAR ALL OF ARIANWEN'S MAGIC -GORGUG YOU SWEETHEART I LOVE YOU -cassandra throwing SHADE -ThE vANdS -aelwyn throwing SHADE -AWW RAGH I LOVE YOU BABY brennan lives another day -"a big bug gave me a riddle" that is NOT what happened -aww the hirelings are all crying and i DO NOT stan -hell YEAH cassandra OH I STOPPED KEEPING TRACK OF TIME IT'S BEEN OVER 4 HOURS -hELL YES HANGVAN -i love you fabian -nO IS CHUNGLE DOWN BIM REAL? -maybe the real chungle down bim is the friends we made along the way -GARTHY i love them -arthuR aGUEFORT - absolutely wild -ayda and arthur is crazy -"snOGGING THE HEADMASTER'S DAUGHTER ARE WE?" -awww that is so smooth fig "you don't need to make me the most magnificent creature because it seems you already have" -ARTHUR PULLS THROUGH -garthy is a cutie i love how they care so much for ayda -oH FUCK ME garthy is ayda's child from her previous life -"your girlfriend's daughter fucked your mom!" goddammit siobhan i can't handle this -if they fail i will cry -CHRONOMANCY!? absolutely fuck me -"professor principal headmaster aguefort" -hell yeah arthur you're killing it -faelwyn? absolutely can't handle it -aww kristen is baby -jawbone and sandra lynn are ok? amazing -jawbone is the best character -"our parents are great" kill me why don't you siobhan -AWWW FUCKING STOP BRENNAN WITH THESE GIFTS -i just cried he wants to adopt her -"you're easy to love" jawbone is fUCKING me up -LYDIA BARKROCK what a badass i love her already -"a pheonix whom everyone she touches is reborn better" fuck off emily -gorgug is a cutie <3 <3 -ABSOLUTELY KICK SKRANKS BIRD ASS -GORGUG CONFIRMED FUCKS -riz is a dork i love him -who knew "you're so much like your father" could make me feel like that -GILEAR IS MOVING THE FUCK IN BABY -GILEAR WITH SELF CONFIDENCE IS MY AESTHETIC -aww jawbone gave ayda autism books? jawbone is the sweetest to ayda cuz OF COURSE HE IS -AYDA GETS HER SPELL!!! -Ayda's Comprehend Subtext is the cutest spell ever -adaine and fig's friendship is too cute -craig has always been down for everything. i don't know craig but i love him -YES HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL I'M SO PROUD OF RAGH -"BAD KIDS FOR LIFE" RAGH IS A CUTIE -NO FAELWYN IS REALLY HAPPENING I CAN'T -fabian's laugh is so cute -i love how nervous fabian is -WAIT FABIAN AND AELWYN ABSOLUTELY WILL FUCK? -fabian's gonna get his KISSES IN -aww i get how hyped figayda is but they are truly so adorable -weLL EMILY AXFORD I WILL LET YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT -they said i love you :((( -tracker only deserves the best -TRACKER'S GOING TO FALLINEL? I LOVE HER -ragh is going too? gay road trip! -that's adorable -ABSOLUTELY NOT BRENNAN FUCK OFF DO NOT SAY THE NIGHT YORB IS GONNA BE THE NEXT VILLAIN -BRENNAN NO YOU BITCH I HATE YOU THE NIGHT YORB IS THE VILLAIN OF JUNIOR YEAR? -that was crazy. i cried, i laughed. i am fuCKING HYPED FOR CROWN OF CANDY AND JUNIOR YEAR GANG!

[wldthoughtz]

Mine

Roman Reigns Sm*t

"What do you think?" The stylist ask me as I check myself out in the mirror.

"Sandra you really outdid yourself! I love it!!" I reply smiling at her while adjusting the tiny shorts from my new ring gear.

"Thank you! I'm so happy you like it! Good luck out there!" She smiles at me walking out of my dressing room.

"Thanks," I call out as I fluff up my big curly hair and grab my championship before Making my way out of my dressing room.

"Wow lass! You look Devine!" I hear someone yell from down the hall followed by a whistle. Looking down the hallway I notice Finn and Seth checking me out.

"He's right doll you look ravishing!" Seth smirks as I make my way closer to them.

"Thanks guys!" I giggle twirling the end or my hair.

"Give us a spin lass" Finn smirks taking my hand and spinning me slowly giving them a full view of my gear.

Once I'm back to facing them I noticed Finn's lip is inbetween his teeth, while Seth has his hand pushed back through his hair and gazing at me in awe.

"Damn darling," Seth whispers pulling me to his chest pushing his front into me as Finn press himself firmly to my back and I immediately feel his prominent bulge against me.

"Woah!! Down boys!" I scold pushing away from both of them scowling.

They both smirk at me as Finns arms reaches out for me again but I manage to step back into a hard chest. I feel big warm hands circle my waist and notice Finn and Seth pale.

"Babyyyyy," I squeal out turning around still embraced to face my man.

"Hey sweetness," he smiles down at me before I pull him into a passionate kiss. One of his hands slip down from around my waist and squeezes my butt through the small shorts, causing me to gasp against his lips. I break away from him panting notice his smile turns sour when he glances back at our audience.

"Who am I fu**ing up first?" Roman growls out wrapping his arm firmly around my waist.

"Sorry Mate, we were just messing with her." Finn stammers starting to walk backwards.

"Yeah man harmless teasing!" Seth words rush out as he's stepping back.

"I clearly saw both of you put your hands on MY woman... If I ever see that sh*t again the demon king will be dethroned and the architect will need reconstruction." He snarled at them.

They both gulped stepping further back away from Roman and I.

"You puppies can go now, cus the big dog is here and this..." he squeezes my ass again making sure they could see,"this is my yard." He growls taking a step forward.

They both quickly take off down the hall, not daring to look back.

Turning up to face Roman I notice a scowl on his face as he stares down the hallway that they had scurried down. "Baby it's okay." I soothed him wrapping my arms around his waist.

He doesn't respond but breaks away and makes his way down the hall into my dressing room before coming back with my leather jacket. "Put this on and keep it on." He mutters holding my belt as he watches me slip it on.

"Let's go," He grumbled out, handing me back my title and intertwining our hands.

We made our way down through backstage towards the gorilla. As soon as we walked up Jinder Mahal was already in the ring and Alexa was walking out to do her entrance.

I looked up at him and saw a deep frown etched on his face as he gazed forward. "You know I don't like anyone touching what's mine." He grumbled out not breaking his gaze from the black curtain.

I released his hand and stood infront of him reaching up to cup his cheeks, "I know baby... but you know how they are. They wer-AH!" I squeaked as I was quickly pressed hard into to the wall next to us.

Romans hand kept me caged into the wall as he stared down at me with blazing eyes. "I don't give a fuck if they were playing or not! No one touches what's mine!! Not even you!" He growls down at me, one of his hands trails down and cups my mound through the thin shorts causing me to gasp.

I let out a soft moan as he puts more pressure on my mound. His face is directly infront of mine and his eyes boar into mine, "You Are Mine. And anyone who forgets that... Can get fucked up!" He snarled out before pressing his lips hard to mine.

The sound of his entrance music finally breaks him away from me, leaving me breathing heavily. He fixes his Intercontinental championship before he smirks at me and sends me a teasing wink as he steps out.

I'm still panting by the time I hear his music die down. I quickly compose myself as I hear my music start and I make my way out. "Two can play at this game Roman Reigns" I whisper to myself shrugging of my jacket.

I walk out of gorilla and fluff up my hair giving a flirty smile, before I strut down the ramp blowing kisses to the audience who are cheering and whistling. I notice Roman' fiery eyes dont break contact with me as I make my way up the metal ring stairs. He slips one of his legs on the ropes and sits down on it holding it open for me with his hand. I send him a wink before I slowly slip through, bending fully down and making sure my butt is pointed at him. I hear a low growl as I make my way to the ropes, strutting my pose and flashing my women championship belt.

I hand the referee my belt and make my way to our corner for our match to begin.

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"1...2...3. Ding, Ding, Ding." I slip through the ropes quickly as Roman rolls off of Jinder clutching his side as he stands.

"You did it baby!" I smile up at him as he pulls me into his side.

"No we did it!" He smiles down at me as the ref hands us our belts.

His music blasts through the building as we make our way backstage.

Roman pulls open the door to my dressing room and holds it open for me, "You sure you're good?" He asks looking down at me as I pass him.

"Baby I'm fine! I'll just be a little bruised tomorrow." I muttered to him as I pulled him down for a kiss before making my way inside. "If anyone should see a medic it's you, those ribs took a bad beating."

"Nah I'll just OD on painkillers later." He replied and I could almost hear the smirk on his face.

I herd the door close as I placed my belt on the vanity. I stood infront of the mirror checking out my outfit and pulling down the shorts that had risen up.

I turn and notice him layed back on the couch, his eyes trained on my body. His folded championship rested on his lap as he crossed his arms behind his head.

I swayed my hips as I slowly made my way to him. "You know... you haven't said anything about my new ring gear." I whispered lowly as I picked up the championship and swung it over my shoulder before sinking down onto his lap.

His hands immediately fell down to my waist as he pulled me closer to him. His prominent buldge pressed to me causing us both to grunt softly. "You look good like that. All s*xy and with my belt around you... I don't like the gear tho." He grumbled out in his deep sultry voice, "to much skin."

A small smile played on my face as I placed his belt on the side table next to us. My hands circled up through his hair. "I knew you wouldn't like it so that's why I picked it." I breathed out as I felt one of his big hands circle my waist and pull me tight to him so we were chest to chest. His other hand slipped into the back of my gear shorts and grabbed my bare ass hard causing me to gasp.

"Yeah?" He mumbled against my neck as he placed kisses on the side of my neck, "you like fu**ing with me. Hm?" He hummed suckling my neck, "I bet you like it. Seeing men drool over you... you like showing off this body don't cha? You like seeing me angry and jealous right?" He growls and squeezes my ass hard.

"Uhu..." I moan into his ear hearing him groan. "F*ck!" I squeal as he bucks his hips up into me. He presses his lips to me and ignited a fiery makeout session. His arms slip up my back and I feel his hand wrap around the back straps of my top before a loud snap echoes through the room.

"Roman!" I gasp out as I feel the support of my breast vanish. "Are you kidding me!? That was new!" I whine out causing his smirk to deepen. One of his hands grasps the loose fabric from inbetween my breasts and tosses it behind me.

A hard gasp leaves my lips as I'm quickly lifted into his arms and tossed back onto the coach.

His hungry eyes glaze my practically bare body as he begins to undress. Once he's completely bare he picks up my phone from out of the side table and lifts the camera to snap a few pictures of me. My teeth sink into my bottom lip and my hands reach up and cup by breast.

"Fuck... i just sent that to myself... that's definitely my new lock screen" I hear him breath out as he tosses his phone to the side and climbs over me.

His lips meet mine in a passionate kiss before they begin to trail down my body. My fingers dig into his brod shoulders as he places wet kisses down to my breasts. Once at my breasts he immediately attaches his mouth to one of my hard pink nipples, gently biting and sucking before licking around my breast and moving to the other side. My head flys back as moans and gasps leave my lips. Roman continued to worked my nipples, massaging one while busily lapping at the other.

A loud squeak leaves my lips as he bites down hard on one of my nipples and his hand flies up to cover my mouth. "Shhh!" He growls up at me. I nod my head against his hand and his lips continue down my body. His tongue slides out of his lips and it circles around my belly button causing me to arch off the leather coach. He's lips trail further down my body slowly.

My eyes are closed tightly as I bask in the sensation of his lips and rough hands on my skin. I feel his hands wrap around the band of my shorts to pull them down. The sound of tearing rips through the room causing my eyes to fly open.

"Roman!! Are you serious?! Again! " I growl at him. His only reply is a sly smirk as he tosses the shredded fabric.

He pulls my legs further apart and I hear him groan as he takes in my bare state, "damn... all mine." He groans running his rough finger down my slit. "All this sweetness for me." He growls out.

"Only you," I breath out looking into his lusty eyes.

"Damn right." He growls before lower his face to kiss me firmly on the lips before making his way back down my body.

"Romannn" I whined out as he began teasing me. He ignored my glistening center and kissed and licked my inner thigh, I felt his mouth travel to the other side where he licked and gently bit the inside of my other inner thigh inching closer to where I needed him most only to avoid it again. "Roman if you don't stop teasing me I'm going to go find Finn or Set-!" I moaned out loudly not being able to finish my sentence when he growled, burring his face deep in me.

His lips immediately started sucking on my clit hard before running his tongue up and down my wet slit. Gasping, I looked down as he extends his tongue and pushed it deep inside of me.

I felt him put his hands on my as* pulling me closer to him, he massaged my as* roughly while keeping his tongue buried in my wet slit. The intense pleasure he was giving me with his mouth made me feel like I was slipping in and out of consciousness and I could hear the slurping sounds emanating from between my legs. My hips were bucking wildly as I ground my mound roughly into his face. "Roman!" I gasped loudly at my first orgasm.

He held down my thighs as I tried to move away and he began to lick up and down my slit again not giving me time to recover. This time, he put two fingers inside of me and curled them upwards, while working his tongue over my clit hard and fast. Every nerve in my body felt like it was on fire. I always appreciated his talented tongue and how he drove me crazy. He was able to get two more orgasms before I finally managed to pushed him away.

While I was breathlessly coming down and trying to regain my senses, I watched him climb up over me before capturing my lips with his. His face and beard were shiny with my juices, and i felt his tongue plunged into my mouth, I could taste myself during our very erotic kiss. While his tongue was exploring my mouth, I felt his long thick erection press against the inside of my thigh and I suddenly realized that he hadn't come yet. I pulled away still breathless and pushed at his chest signaling him to move.

Yet he made no attempt to move, "Roman move let me-," I started before being cut of by his lips pressing down to mine.

"No baby we'll have time for that later tonight... right now I need you," He mumbled down at me stroking my hair.

I nodded up at him and his lips connected once again to mine. He took his shaft in his hand and I felt him run the head up and down my wet slit. I moaned softly into his mouth as he positioned himself right above my opening and slipped the head inside and then powerfully pushed forward, instantly opening and filling me. I pulled my mouth away from his gasping and moaning loudly in pain and pleasure. Almost instinctively, I wrapped my legs around his waist as he started to slowly thrust in and out of me.

He began to move inside of me with a slow and steady pace of long even strokes. He moved forward and I felt his weight on top of me sensually crushing my breasts against his chest. I moved my hips up to meet his thrusts and began to see stars as I felt another orgasm rock my body.

Seeing my release, he growled and began pumping furiously into me. As he quickened the pace, I began to thrust my hips up hard against him. Both of us were grunting and sweating profusely as he f*cked me hard and fast. I started screaming as another powerful orgasm overtook me and my body shook almost uncontrollably as Roman continued his powerful thrusts.

Black spots began to take over my vision as I clenched and unclened around him. He groaned out and his thrust started getting sloppy. Her growled and bit into my neck hard as he came hard spilling his hot seed deep inside of me. He continued thrusting deep into me make sure I took every last drop before finally pulling out.

He sat up on the couch and pulled me up on his lap, Both of us panting and breathless. "You good?" He asked me tucking my hair ear.

Nodding I cuddled in his chest feel tiredness fall on my body. He kissed the top of my head and help me close to him. After gaining some energy back he dressed and left to his dressing room to shower and pack so we could head to the hotel.

I also quickly jumped in the shower and blow dried my hair. After I changed into a pair of tight denim blue jeans and a short cropped Roman reigns hoodie the covers barely below my sports bra. I paired my outfit with black thigh-high suede boots.

Once I had everything packed in my suitcase I heard the door open and a fresh, clean Roman Reigns glides in. He looked extremely hot in his tight black T-shirt and dark denim jeans. His hair was pulled back into a tight bun and the smell of his delicious cologne spread throughout the room.

"Damn Babygirl," he whistles coming over to me and spinning me before wrapping his hands around my bare waist. "Why do you always look so good? Huh?"

"Because I have to keep up with you," I smiled pulling him down for a kiss.

"Nah Baby you're way out of my league," he smiled down at me. "You ready princess? I knew you would take a little longer so my bags are already in the car. That way I can help you carry your stuff"

"Smart man," I giggled up at him stroking his beard. He chuckled and sent me a wink before leaving my side to pick up my suitcase. He made his way over to the door holding it open for me like the gentleman he was.

Once the door was closed he pulled my suitcase with one hand while is other hand tucked itself into one of the back pocket of my jeans. We walked down the long hallway to the garage and were met with Finn and Seth. Their eyes immediately landed on me. Their gaze grazed my body that was displayed in tight clothes. Roman pulled me tighter to his side, "See you chumps next week." He smirked pulling me along with him. I couldn't help the giggle that left my lips that caused Roman to chuckle as well.

We made it to the car and he loaded up my bags before joining me in the car. His hand was placed firmly on my thigh as he turned to face me, "Just so we're clear... I don't care what you wear baby. You have an amazing body that you work hard to maintain and you deserve to show it off... That is as long as you remember who you belong too." He mumbled leaning closer to me. "You got that?"

"Always," I smiled at him reaching over to place a firm kiss on his lips. "As long as you keep reminding me who I belong to," I breathed out against his lips.

A devious smirk made its way to his lips as his hand slid up to cup my mound, "That ain't no problem baby... as a matter a fact I'm going to get us to that hotel right now and remind you all night long who you belong to." He growled nipping my lips.

"I'm down with that," I winked at him. He shook his head smiling before cupping my chin and placing a delicate kiss on my lips.

Our lips broke apart slightly and he rested his forehead on mine. "I love you," I breathed out against his lips.

His smile grew wide as he placed another soft kiss on my lips. "I love you too laʻu masiofo (my Queen)," he smiled widely.

(I don’t own any of the Gifs)

[wishfxljikan]

Today’s Deep Stone Crypt Clan Night Raid included

Tangled Shore Wrathborn Essence Farming Everyone going in blind CO-CAINE COOKIES, COOKIES IN COCAINE! - singing (Through out the ENTIRE FIRST HALF) “Hey guys let’s get the raid sparrow” No one got their pike there (I almost did but failed) I get weasel’d after dying for the first time (towards the very end of the entrance) “Hey Let’s get the Raid Ghost” Clan going into Security room, missing the first Data Pad “Hey dipshits you missed the first datapad” Crypt Security callouts debacle for  30 minutes instead of agreeing Meanwhile I find a intangible wall and die My RNG gives me Trustee first try with good rolls Get Datapad 2 babyyyyy “Time to kill Taniks for the 3rd time!” “Nope, We’ve killed him three times, this will be number four.” Me getting caught trying to Salvation’s Grip Atraks Health Regen simulator, 3 times at final stand :’) Nova Bomb no Scanner clutch in final stand my rng drops fucking Reconstruction + Rampage Succession Clanmate gets Shards of Galanor from Atraks themself “Aight guys Music Volume at 10″ Me Worldline Skating across the first giant gap, saying goodbye to my teammates Datapad 3 and 4 get One teammate completely ignores the fourth datapad despite standing there for 5 minutes. Datapad 5 Get, 5/6 members get the raid ghost ----

And now at Taniks Phase 1 we’re all taking a break and my body has completely shut down from lack of sleep and nourishment because insomnia caused me to sleep for 9 hours total over the course of the last 3 days and I wanna be there for Taniks Phase 1 and 2 but my body is dead

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 04.10.17 lb

wow, mishra still has a job. i thought khanna had taken over all of those duties. 

his face as she bitches about him.

“GAPPI AUR JHOOTA KISM KA INSAAN.” LMAO

dadi’s a terrible actor. truly terrible. 

LMAO LOOK AT HIS PRIDE AT DADI’S PRAISE. BUDDY, GRANDMAS AREN’T THE MOST OBJECTIVE OF PEOPLE.

“billu ke tante”

honestly, they should just change the name of the show to this.

i am mesmerized by all the faces he’s making. a work of art. 

HA! HA HA! PAKAD LIYAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOLOLOL TOO LATE. 

snorttttttttttttt. son, give uppp. absolutely no one here is convinced you’re talking to mishra. 

“it’s not fair on ME shivaay. shivaay.” 

what a fucking idiot. 

“hazaar nahi hai, shivaay is a rare name ok!!!!!!”

this idiot’s commitment to his plan lasted a whole hour. like, what a weakass loser. 

“inki PATELI mein aa gayi main.” 

anika’s on fire with her new vocabulary today. 

snort. bitching about the ring. 

USKE BAARE MEIN KUCH BHI BOLO, CHALEGA. RING KE BAARE MEIN MAT BOLO!!!!!! HE SPENT A WHOLE DAY ON IT. IT’S RING #69!!!! 

hehehehehehehe 69 😏😏😏😏

“iska toh time up ho gaya.” 

oh my heart why is she so beautiful and adorable and ughhhhhhhhhh she’s ruining my life shivaay how the fuck could you do this to her?!!? if she was my wife i wouldn’t let her leave my siiiiiiiiight. 

KAANCHO KA HRITHIK ROSHAN HAHAHAHAHA

lmaooooo she’s trading it for a dinner settttttttttttt

“jab dene waale ko emotion ki padi nahi hai, toh main kya emotion ka achchaar daaloongi?” 

preach!!!!! 

LOL DADI IS SUCH TRAITOR. zero value for khoon and khaandaan. 

his teeth clenching rage tho. 

omgggggggggg, he just legit climbed over the table. billu fucking hell, you’re the worsttttt at this.

“aapko bada pata hai iske baare mein.” 

shit’s getting serious. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand KNOCK OUT. straight to the fucking heart. 

fake wife who looks like the real wife is here. 

ugh om, how can you be so good at one relationship and so fucking crap at another???? can’t you just be shit at everything so i can haaaate you??

also, ouff, what even is your face. *kisses the screen* 

he hasn’t said a sherrrrr for a really long time though. 

ok i’m crying at the sher. fuck you ommmmmmmmmm. i’m trying to haaate you here! 

“can i get a hug??”

lol these two always have the most emotional hugs when rudra isn’t here. guess his position in the bromance is really clear now. 

yeahhhhh, sureeeee, bada aaya share karne waala. 

billu’s fooling absolutely NO ONE with his bs. like... golden kela for your efforts, son. 

LOL OF COURSE OM’S HERE TO DO BHAABI’S BIDDING. 

MY GOD DOES ANYONE EVEN LOVE SHIVAAY ANYMORE, OR DO THEY JUST CONSIDER HIM ANIKA’S HUSBAND AND TOLERATE HIM????

even though this is all for a purpose, i’m glad om is at least talking about his relationship and problems. 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! 

“bitch, you are in soooooooooooooooo much trouble.”

[inside billu’s head]:

OM, EVEN “AMNESIAC” SHIVAAY REMEMBERS YOUR DAMN WIFE. TU BHI KABHI YAAD KARLE, BEHENCH....

god anika, such pissssss poooooor hiding job.

is anika in some kinda danger from tanya/tanya’s boss? like he seemed more spooked by the fact that tanya is also here, rather than just anika snooping. 

“tu kya kar raha hai, aur kyun kar raha hai, yeh sirf tu jaanta hai.” 

the tagline to the show “billu ke tante” 

“... teri wajah se, kisi ka dil toot raha hai.” 

ok, weeping like a bitch baby rn. the aniKara brotp is steadily climbing to be up there for me with shivRi. 

also lord, i can’t help but think of @nawaazishein‘s latest text post meme where it was like “is a wreck, gives others lifestyle advice.” OM THE FUCK YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR DAMN LIFE???? 

ok tanya’s dead eyed stare is creeping me out. she looks like if someone stole jankee’s soul and made her into a zombie. 

lol the oberois are suchhhhhh a big corporation and they still maintain PAPER records of accounts???? why do you not have a software that generates reports with the click of a button???? 

loving tej’s jazzzzzzy pink and blue files. 

OOOOOOOOOOOH KHOOOOOOOOOON 

tej’s gotten a creepyyyy invite to the mills tooooo. 

OMG A CASSETTE PLAYER. THAT’S THE MOST SHOCKING THING RN. WHERE THE FUCK EVEN DID SOMEONE GET ONE OF THOSE FROM?????

oh hoooooo, saare ke saaare buddhe mile hue hai. 

abhay’s making his shark waale moves on chashmish. 

“kyunki woh mera bhai hai. aur main apne bhaiyyon ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon.” 

ok he’s deffffffffffinitely shivaay’s chota bhai. or something. 

oh shakti ji, you’ll need all the divine providence you can get.

yup. he’s gotten his fun little invite too! it’s a paaaaaaaaaarty! 

no srsly, this chotu shark singh oberoi is way better at business than the original and i really want him to take everything over already. he’s so well prepared and has all the paperwork all ready and shiz! 

lmao i knewwwwwww he’d fuck chashmish over in some way. after that exploding house stunt, i’d come to expect it. 

ooooh he kinda looks like my rare white-boy crush, jake gyllenhaal. *love for abhay intensifies*

PLEASE ABHAY, PLEASE BE GOOD AND NOT EVIL. COZ I LOVE YOU, YOU BABY BADASS. 

ooooooooooooh, is it a clue, that he spray painted an S??? is abhay an alias? does his real name start with S??? 

shankar? to keep with the lord shiva theme? 

murder party’s getting staaaaaaaaaaaaaarted at the millllllls! 

god bless your faaaaaaaace. 

yeh shaayari bhi karta hai. my god, is he some kinda genetic hybrid/chimera of the three oBros? 

i mean rudra has no redeeming quality other than muscle tone, so... i guess that’s his contribution to the perfection that is abhay? 

i love how he calls om “ghalib” 

“tabaahi” seems to be abhay’s favourite word, and tbh i’m a little concerned. 

my favourite word is “snack”. because i love snacks. 

LMAO RUDRA HANDLING A LAND DEAL IS THE BIGGEST JOKE. EVER. LIKE I WOULD LITERALLY TRUST KHANNA TO GET WORK DONE BETTER THAN RUDRA. I WOULD TRUST SAHILLLLL TO GET WORK DONE BETTER THAN RUDRA. (sumo’s voice calling him “cryyyyy babyyyyy” echoing in my head.)

also, i didn’t even notice rudra was missing. i was just... relieved that he was leaving bhavya the fuck alone. 

GET A MOVE ON WITH THIS MILL WAALA RAAZ ALREADY.

each one of these 4 be thinking ‘it’s bad enough having to see these people in my own home, where i live, but to meet them outside too? ugh.’ 

is this kalyani mills raaz related to shivaay’s thing, or is that a whooooole different thing? ALSO ARE EITHER OF THESE THINGS RELATED TO THE WHOLE RAAZ DADI DIDN’T WANT ANIKA TO DISCOVER???? THERE’S TOO MANY FUCKING RAAZS HERE AND I’M CONFUSED. 

LET QUEEN SVETLANA BE BEHIND THIS!!!!!!!!

jhanvi’s defense of tej has me rolling my eyes but i am loving shakti’s defense of pinky. i just like supportive husbands ok??!??!

ok whaaaaaaaat did you awful fuckers doooooooooo??? 

OMG GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *jumps into screen and smothers my girl with hugs and kisses* 

oh she was in bareilly to look after MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH GOD GAURI YOU STUPID GIRL FUCK OMKARA. LIKE........... IN A NON SEXUAL WAY. FUCK HIM TO FUCKING FUCK, HE’S THE FUCKING WORST. 

LAAYAK?!?!?! PYAAR?!?!?! GIRL OUFFFFFF AKAL GHAAAS CHARRNE GAYI HAI KYA TUMHARI???????????????

jab jaate waqt nahi bataaya, toh aate waqt kyun bataa rahi ho??? 

typical desi husband/dad waala phone picking up: “hmmm?”

OMFG HE HUNG UP ON HER WHAT A RUDEASS BITCH I HATE HIMMMMMMMMMM

tumhaare “jhaanse” mein nahi phasne waala. omfg. die omkara. no really, just.... die. for a little bit. till i can stop being so mad. 

OMG BHAVYA’S ACTUALLY AT HER JOB. LOOK HOW PRODUCTIVE SHE’S BEING WHEN RUDRA ISN’T FUCKING UP HER LIFE

omg just taaaaaaaaaaaake the mithai bhavya. it’s fesitval season too. like... what even is dusshera/diwali without eating your own weight in kaaju katlis??? 

anti corruption???? rishwat??? this better not be some new shit rudra has put in her life. i wouldn’t put it past him to pull such crap. 

lmao why the fuck would she keep proof of her taking bribes in the files of her office?!!?!?!?

oh shit the mithaiiiii box is gonna have money.

ok literally who cares about this issue about bhavya??? there’s so many other plots that need resolving???? 

also, is this a sultan thing or.....???? 

mill incident happened 25 years ago. meaning shivaay was about 8, and om about 2 or 3. rudra and prinku were non existent. 

oh man, what a glorious-sounding time. take me back to then, so i can live in a world where there’s no rudra or prinku!!!!!!!!! 

interesting use of the word “tabaaahi”, pinky! hmmmmmm, who’s been using that word a lot lately???? 

ugh it’s just gonna be something lame like they set the mills on fire for insurance money coz they were in financial trouble or some shit. 

is this the same incident that tia’s dad was implicated in? i need to go back and investigate. 

kamaaal hai gauri, you told this punkass english teacher where you were going but no one in the house???? like, you could have just told dadi/jhanvi if you didn’t wanna bother shivika about it. 

ugh arjun no one wants your fucking love advice, you shady-hotel-visiting weirdo. 

OH GOD DON’T MAKE HER REHEARSE. 1. IT’S WEIRD AND PERSONAL. AND 2. OF COURSE OM IS GOING TO HEAR THIS AND HIS FUCKED UP BRAIN IS GOING TO FUCK IT UP FURTHER

UGH I CAN’T EVEN WATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

while shivaay has the wholesome power of detecting wife’s presence, this creep has the superpower of super hearing. that he’s using to eavesdrop on his wife. 

gosh and he looks so creepy, like a fucking serial killer. jesus how can one man look so entirely different in two scenes???

GHINNNNNNNNNNN TOH MUJHE TUMPE AATI OMKARA YOU SUCKKKKKK OMG YOU SUCK MORE THAN WORK ON A WEEKEND AND THAT’S ONE OF THE SUCKIEST THINGS EVER.

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. as usual, yet another woman’s hasta-khelta, mostly perfect life has been ruined to the power of tiffany after coming in contact with the oberois. 

thank god sumo, mallika and tia got out when they could. 

i hope wherever she is, ragini is thanking her lucky stars. and that she’s married vikram. 

at least officer dad believes her. 

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES THIS CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. i genuinely got scared and screamed a little. 

ugh this hug is giving me michmichiiiii. get your filthyyyyy paws off my girl! 

but also, him struggling with both rage and having missed her and wanting to genuinely hug her. *sighhhhhh* oh omki. why are you so fuckeddd uppppp?????????????

OK THEY NEED TO STOP WITH THE JUMP SHOTS COZ I’M GENUINELY A LITTLE SCARED OF KUNAL RIGHT NOW 

ugh this fakeassssssssss bitchhhhhh i hate him sooooo much my godddddddd.

oh shit, don’t want your surpriseeeee. don’t wantttt. 

GOOD. END THE RELATIONSHIP. FREE HER ALREADY. I JUST WANT MY GIRL TO BE FREE OF YOUR SOUL-SUCKING, TOXIC PRESENCE. YOU’RE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF CHAATOFYING THE DHOOL OFF MY QUEEN’S FEET. YOU IRREDEEMABLE FUCKWIT OF THE FIRST ORDER. 

shivaay just can’t keep away from this “random strange woman who’s calling herself his wife”. 

oh god i’m fucking crying at her breakdown already, how am i going to watch it tomorrow???? 

ok, thank god he gave up the act and hugged her back. 

BUT OH NO, TANYA IS WATCHING AND HE’S ABOUT TO BREAK MY GIRL’S HEART AGAIN!!!!!11!!!! 

[zontiky]

IT'S 2AM AND I WROTE THIS IN LIKE 20 MINUTES BUT HERE IS THIS HERE IT IS BABYYYYY!!! Does any of it make sense? PROBABLY NOT! Is it too late for me to think about fixing anything rn? HELL YEAH IT IS!!! Enjoy ;) alkjasfhsf

I'm a fool who rbed this to the wrong blog the first time so uh TAKE TWO

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Dad’s dead, and it was stupid to think that this moment could be avoided forever. But Ben is fantastic at deluding himself, apparently, so he’s surprised when he sees the familiar figure standing at a crossroad.

“No,” he says, throws his hands up, turns away from Reginald and starts stomping along the worn path like a petulant child. “No. Absolutely not.”

Reginald raises his eyebrows and looks around, taking in the scenery.

_

Ben doesn’t tell Klaus that Dad’s Up There, because it seems kind of redundant, in a way. He’s dead, obviously he has a place. Ben has a place too, but he’s never told Klaus about that, either. He thinks Klaus probably knows he goes somewhere when he’s not hanging around, but he’s never asked, and it’s a can of worms that Ben has never had the will to open.

So he stews in the corner of the funeral, glaring daggers at the damp pile of ashes, thinking about how Reginald has a monocle even in the afterlife.

_

“Number Six.”

Ben winces. He really hasn’t been looking forward to hearing that again, in Dad’s ‘I can’t believe you dare to disappoint me’ tone. He turns, slowly, rolling his eyes like the teenager he was when he died. This is his place, why does he have to deal with this now?

“Dad!” he plasters on a fake smile, which is probably very obviously a facade, but this is Dad and he just, doesn’t give a shit. “Wow, uh, nice seeing you here! Been a while, huh?”

Reginald purses his lips. Ben would like to punch him in the mouth. That seems very appealing right now.

(He’s dead; it’s not like he could get in trouble for it, right?)

“Number Six,” Dad says again, and just—nope, Ben doesn’t have the, the anything to deal with him right now.

“Yeah, nice catching up to you! Bye, ciao, talk later!” Ben flashes Reginald another pained grin before dropping down back to where Klaus is… doing who knows what. Being Klaus.

_

“Number Six, it has come to my attention that Number Five has made his return.”

“What?” Ben looks up from his book, toothbrush dangling out of his mouth. Even ghosts have to keep up dental hygiene. “Oh, uh, yeah, that’s like, a thing that happened, that you missed, because you’re, you know—” he gestures with said toothbrush, “—dead. And stuck here, because nobody down there wants to talk to you.”

“Don’t talk back,” snaps Reginald. “I asked you a question about your brother, not about your life story.”

“Wow. That’s kind of rude, isn’t it? Or maybe it isn’t, I mean, we’re both dead, so it’s probably socially acceptable for a dead person to ask another dead person about—sorry, sorry, I’m getting side-tracked, I know. Except,” Ben laughs, slightly hysterical, because what the fuck, it was dumb to think he’d never have to talk to Dad again because even evil assholes who seem to run on spite have to die eventually, but Jesus fuck, why now, “newsflash, Dad! I don’t give a shit! Next time you want people to care about your comfort maybe try, I don’t know, being a better parent! Food for thought!”

“Number—”

“No, shut up, I’m not—goodbye.”

And Ben snaps his book shut and throws his toothbrush aside even though it’s really tempting to throw it at Reginald’s snooty face, and leaves to check on Klaus. Who happens to be in the middle of a torture session and surrounded by ghosts; which is, just great.

_

“Fine, look, I’ll give you one chance—one chance, do you hear me, one—to explain yourself. So, tell me, Dad: why? Why the fuck did you—why, okay? Why.”

Reginald adjusts his monocle. “I don’t expect you to understand, Number Six—”

“Ben. My name,” he says, “is Ben. And that’s what you’re going to call me, got it?”

Reginald sniffs. God, Ben just—he really wants to kill him again. Could he? He has a fucking tentacle monster which is very good at killing people in his body, he should—hmm, food for thought, for later.

“Ben.” Reginald spits it like the word—the name, Ben himself—personally vomited all over his shoes and carpet to boot. “I repeat, I do not expect you to comprehend something as simple as the greater good, and the big picture—”

“Ughhh,” groans Ben. He throws his head back. “I should have known. Later, Dad.” Or hopefully not at all.

_

Klaus is fucking—Ben doesn’t know, Klaus just isn’t here, and he’s—no, no, he can’t be, but—

“FUCK!” screams Ben. “Fuck, fuck, SHIT!” This can’t—no. Klaus can’t— he isn’t—

God, what the hell, this wasn’t supposed to happen, not now. Maybe in like, forty or fifty more years, or, knowing Klaus, ten or twenty, but not— Not now. Not like this.

Ben wants to strangle a lot of people but right now Luther is moving steadily higher up his list. Not as high as—

“Oh, shit.”

Ben drops to the ground next to Klaus’ body and ignores the people walking through him. That’s it. He’s screwed, they’re all screwed, and if Ben wasn’t such a coward and just left Klaus’ body to go Up—

But nope. So here he sits, waiting for Klaus to get back from a chat with, dear old Dad. And probably someone other, that Ben’s never met, because it’s never been on his priority list or job description. He’s heard of Her, of course, because you can’t be dead and not be aware of who runs the place (general place, not any specific place, certainly not Ben’s place) but he’s never—

Oh, fuck it. This better be worth it.

I wonder if ben and reginald met in the afterlife yet and how it went

okay THAT is a brilliant fic idea! I’m tagging @seven-misfits and @0004-hargreeves because I feel that they would nail it. TBH, I think that Reginald somehow convinced the girl on the bike to let him talk with Klaus. He had a goal, to basically insult him a ton, and I don’t think he would have cared about Ben at all. :(((

[senseisyfr]

Speaking Languages....

In N and C apartment, playing bowling (no you’re not dreaming, they’re really playing it, Nezumi has all the equipment)………………….

Center : Missed agaiiin, hahaha !!

Nezumi : Raah !!!!!

Center : Hahaha !! You lose, honeyy…. shirt….

Nezumi : (taking off her shirt) Tss. There must be something wrong with the balls…

Center : Sore loser…. (kissing, taking her ball) That’s because you don’t place the 3 fingers inside….

Nezumi : You think so…? Well, maybe I should place them somewhere else…. (kissing)

Center : Noo, the game is not finished yet…. don’t try to cheat….

Nezumi : (slapping Center’s butt) Throw your fuckin ball before I throw you at the pins….

Center : AAHHH..!!!! Oohhh…!

Nezumi : Stop teasing me cause we won’t finish the game…!!

Center : Hehehee…. Ah ! You don’t mind if I take 2 balls ?

Nezumi : 2 ?? That’s cheating, baby !

Center : If you throw 2 balls at the same time it gives you more thrills, honey….

Nezumi : Oohhh…!! Centeerrr….!!!! I’m gonna die….

Center : Hahaha !! Sorryy…. Ok, here I go !!!! (Throwing the balls) STRIIIIIIIIIIIIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : NO WAY !!!!!!!

Center : HAAAAHAHAHAHA !!!!! You can take everything off, honey !!!

Nezumi : FUCK !!!!! (Taking off her clothes)

Center : You’re so hot…! Hm, come on give the last shot and if you win you can do anything to me….

Nezumi : Really…? Hm then, I’m gonna win for sure !!

Center : Don’t dream too much, loser !

Nezumi : God Bowling, be with me !!!!!

Center : Hahahaha !!!! God Bowling, hahahahahaha !!!

Nezumi : DOUBLE STRIIIIIIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : EH ?????!!!!! NO WAY !!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : I WOOOON !!!!! YOU’RE NAKED TOO, BABE !!!!

Center : Well, at least we’re together now… (taking off her clothes)

Nezumi rushing to her, lifting her up.

Center : Honeyyyy….!! Aaahhhh !!!!

Nezumi : Hehehee…. what a good position…. (kissing)

Center : Naughty youu…. (kissing) Mmm…. Okay…. what do you want to do..?

Nezumi : Mmm…. I wanna strike you….

Center : Oooh…? (Smiling) Okay…. (kissing her) I get it…. tell me if I’m far enough ?

Nezumi : I think just before the pins it’s ok… Move a little, baby… yeah. Ok stop ! (Taking a small ball, looking at Center, smiling)

Center : (smiling back) I’m so excited right now, you know ?? (Bitting her lip) My Gooood…! We’re crazy !!

Nezumi : I think this one will be in History… For Majijo…

Center : Noo, for us, idiot !! Hey !

Nezumi : Sorry. Yeah the CenNezu Bowling Game !

Center : People should remember it.

Nezumi : You’ll remember it very well….

Center : Haha, hurry honey !! Be careful there are 4 holes…. 4 holes, 4 fingers….

Nezumi : 2 fingers are enough for me….

Center : Ooooh come oon, hahahaha !!!

Nezumi : Ok now, woman, turn around and lie down on the ground.

Center : HEY !!!!!! (Doesn’t like the way Nezumi talked by saying ‘Woman’)

Nezumi : Heheheee my babyyy, just kiddin !!

Center : I’ll bring you to your knees you’ll see, bitch !!

Nezumi : Hahaha !!! Ok stop kiddin, turn around and bend over please…. All right, spread your legs baby…. yes, like that. This ass of yours mmm….

Center : Hahahaha !!!! Hey, I can’t see you but don’t check out my ass, asshole !! (Laughing)

Nezumi : Ok, I’ll throw it gently, tell me if you’re hurt okay ?

Center : Yeah, I don’t wanna go to hospital after please, thank you hahaha !!

Nezumi : Ooh please, I’ll let you die here before…

Center : BITCH !!!!

Nezumi : Hehehe… Ok here it goes, babe !!! (Throwing the ball)

Center : Aaahhhh..!!!! Honeyyyy !!!!!!

Nezumi : What a strike ! You’re okay ??

Center : Yeahh, it was a good one…. Oh gosh..!

Nezumi : Ok, lie face down on the floor baby, please… Spread your legs…. Good….

Center : Thank God no one is watching us, what would they think !

Nezumi : We’re crazy when it’s about love…. Ok, I’ll throw the 5  ! (suckin her fingers) It’s gonna be wet….

Center : Girl, you’re going to kill me before the end, hahaha !! Ooh ? Good….

Nezumi : GOO !!! (throwing the 1st ball) STRIKE ASS !!!!!

Center : (eyes closed) Aaaaahhhhhh yesss, honeyyy..!!!!!! Agaiin….!! Aaaahhhhh !!!!

Nezumi : 2nd one, babe ! Hang on…. STRIKE ASS !!!!!!!!!

Center : Oooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeessssssss, aaaahhhhh..!!!!! Do it agaaiin, agaiiinn….!!! Ooohhhh..!

Nezumi : You love it right, baby…? Who’s the best striker…? (ready to throw the 3rd ball)

Center : It’s youu…. It’s y..aaaaaahhhhhhh aaaahaaaahhhhhh ooooohhhhhh !!!!!!! Pleaaase agaiinn….!!! It feels so good….!!

Nezumi : I love when you scream like that baby, mmm…. I’m gonna cum….! (Sitting) Ok, now turn around and face me, my love…. Whoaahh….! (seeing Center sweating, panting with this savage look in her eyes) You really turn me on….!!! your facee…!! 

Center : Do… it… to me… Nezumii…. Now…! (guys, imagine how hot and sexy Center really is right now) Strike it, I can’t wait….

Nezumi : (totally confused, blushing) Oh noo, pleaase..!!! (heart racing) This girl…!! C..Centerr…. (now sweating) GGG..!!! Aahhh….! (trying to focus with the 4th ball that was between her hands) Dammit…!! I..I want you… in me… right now… here… like this..!!

Center : (provoking) Then…. just strike it, honey…. I want you… to top me.

Nezumi : AAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S-STOP..!!! B..BABYY !!!!! D-DON’T SAY A SINGLE WORD NOO..!!!!

Center : (suckin her fingers, then lickin her index, not taking her eyes off Nezumi) How long you’ll last, honey…? Mmm…. I wonder…. (running her hand down her own belly, touching her clit) Aaahhhh..!! You want to do it, right…? I know you want me so baad…. Come on, Nezumi…. 

Nezumi was totally, completely paralyzed, petrified, weak, and any girl in her situation would feel the same cause here was a very very very arousing moment)

Nezumi : (whispering, weak) Center…! (heart racing more and more) Center…

Center : Or maybe…. you want me to top you, honey…? Because if you don’t move, I’m gonna take you…. and…. I won’t let you leave…. (walking like a tiger, coming at Nezumi) (the ball falling on the floor, rolling) Spread your legs, honey…. I’m gonna strike you….

Nezumi : AAH..!!! AAAH !!!!

Center : (taking the ball) Mmm…. this is your ball…. being fucked by your own material…. exciting…. Aahh you’re so weak right now….

Nezumi : Center..!!!

Center : STRIKE PUSSY !!!!!! (throwing the ball)

Nezumi : Aaaaahhhhhh ooooooohhhhhhhh Centeeeer..!!!!! Aaaahhhhh !!!!

Center : Yeaahhh that’s it, honey…. you feel my powerful strike…. Ooh, the ball is a bit wet…. what’s wrong…? That’s beautiful…. (taking another ball and throwing it) STRIKE PUSSYYYY !!!!!!!

Nezumi : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyy..!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO..!!!!

Center : And who’s the best striker now…? Say it !!

Nezumi : Youu, baby, youuuu….!!

Center : You want me to fuck you so hard now, right ?? (Taking the last ball and throwing it again)

Nezumi : Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!! Centeeer ooooohhhhhhhh..!!!!!

Center immediately pushed gently Nezumi back down and kissed her wildly, starting to kiss her everywhere. She didn’t want to let her prey go and quickly put 3 fingers inside of the girl, thrusting them faster. She then, licked the girl’s clit, smiling, proud.

Center : You’re mine…. Oohhh yeahh you’re mine, honey…. I like torturing innocent girls like you, you know….

Nezumi : Oooohhhhh Centeeeeerr AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Where should I strike next…? Mmm…. (slapping Nezumi’s butt)

Nezumi : OOOOHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHH..!!!!!!

Center : Interesting…. Aah maybe…. should I put 2 fingers there…. just like that….

Nezumi : Oooohhhhh pleeeease aaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!!!!! S..Stoop..!!!! Aaaahhhhh !! Aaahhhh..!! Ooohhhh..!! Oooohhhhh babyyy oohhh babyyyyy !!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : That’s it….!! That’s iiit..!!!! Now, Nezumii, now, come on..!!! (Kissing Nezumi’s arms)

Nezumi : Aaaahhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Suck, honey, suck them…. (Putting her fingers in Nezumi’s mouth) you’re a fuckin good peach, you know….

Nezumi : HMMMPHH..!!!!

Center : Heheheee…. Oohhh you’re so good….!! AAIIE !!!!!!

Nezumi bit Center.

Nezumi : Hehe… Jump again baby, it excites me….

Center : Mmm…. you caught me…. (kissing, bitting Nezumi’s tongue)

Nezumi : It’s just the beginning…. (kissing Center’s boobs)

Center : (high pitched voice) AAHHH !!!

Nezumi : You sound so sexual, baby oohhh…. (bitting Center’s tongue) Even your tongue is sexual, every part of you….

Center : Be nice with my tongue, honey…. I won’t be able to speak correctly anymore….

Nezumi : Mmm…. I’ll teach you how to speak again…. (kissing) I’m a pretty good teacher you know…. I understand everything….

Center : My ass ! (Laughing) How many languages you master, my dear…?

Nezumi : Hmm, Japanese….

Center : Hahahaha, oh please !!

Nezumi : Actually, I speak German…. (kissing)

Center : German, oh really ?

Nezumi : Ya, du Schlampe !

Center : Nice, what does it mean ?? (Kissing)

Nezumi : Bitch.

Center : WHAT ???!!! Did you just insult me ??!! (Slapping her, smiling) Be careful honey, this is your final day on this earth !!

Nezumi : Hehehee…. I know this one, Ich sterbe für dich ! 

Center : (suspicious) Meaning ? 

Nezumi : Hm, I’ll give my life for you….

Center : Oooh honeyyy..! (hugging her, kissing) You’re lovely…

Nezumi : Zicke. 

Center : Eh ??

Nezumi : (laughing) Nothing, haha !!

Center : Hey !! Don’t lie to me, be careful, be carefuuul… Anyway, you have a good accent ! I love it….

Nezumi : Mmm…. that’s a good thing…. (bitting Center’s ear) I’ll teach you other languages, then…. (kissing)

Center : Yeaahhh, teach meee…! (kissing) So how many languages have you mastered fluently ? You never told me about that !

Nezumi : Well, I don’t really speak, it’s just sentences or words… I know Italian….

Center : Woooo, Nezumiiii…! Italian is so romantic !! Italians are romantic, come on, speak speak speak !!

Nezumi : Hum… ti scoperò  come non ti sei ha mai scopato nessun'altro, tesoro….

Center : Wow, it’s too complicated for me…! But again, lovely…. (kissing)

Nezumi : Not only the accent, the sentence has a lovely meaning too, hehee….

Center : Ah ?

Nezumi : I’ll fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before…. (kissing, pushing her gently back down) Mmm babyy….! (bitting her neck)

Center : Aaaahhhhh oohhh yeesss..!!!! Nezumiii, I’m readyyy….!!

Nezumi : And (kissing)…. I speak english too…. (kissing)

Center : Booh come oon, so easy !

Nezumi : Yeah yeah, speak for yourself you don’t even know how to make one single sentence in english !

Center : You liar ! Don’t act smart showing you can speak any languages…. (kissing) And which English do you speak, dear Miss Nezumi ? 

Nezumi : Which ones ?? British… and American. 

Center : Really ?? I don’t believe you. You hide me a lot of things, I think I’m gonna track you…. (kissing, suckin her tits)

Nezumi : Centeeeeer..!!! Aaaahhhhhh yeesss, track meeee oooohhhhh !!!!!!

Center : Yeahh I’ll put something into you…. (kissing)

Nezumi : Oooohhhhh…. I’m dying for it…!! Aah you got me baby, I don’t speak either British, American or Australian english…

Center : Well, somehow you said that you only know the dirty words so I’m not surprised, learning words are not enough, you have to make a sentence you know…. (kissing)

Nezumi : Don’t make fun of mee, you…. I speak Japanese, it’s a new language…. (kissing)

Center : Hahahaha, you’re so dumb !!!

Nezumi : Quiero poseerte ahora mismo, aquí mismo en el suelo, mi… euh… mi cariño y voy a hacerte chillar…. and… and… well, I don’t think I said it right, I’m not sure…

Center : Wow, honeyy !! (kissing) I don’t understand a fuckin word but really that was awesome !!! I love, love it !! Which one is that ??

Nezumi : Ah, hum… Spanish… but something like I want to take you upstairs right now and… I’ll make you squeal…. (kissing)

Center : Mmm…. so exciting…. Well, girl you don’t know anything in English but you’re able to know about other languages ??!! What the fuck !

Nezumi : Hehehee…. And I know some French stuff…. (kissing)

Center : (laughing) Hey you got exes from all around the world or what is it, seriously ??!! You dated the whole planet, hahahahaha !!!!

Nezumi : Yeah, I’m so famous around the world, baby, you know…. (kissing)

Center : It’s gonna be a big problem…. mmm…. you’re cheating on me with foreigners ahaahhh…. I’ll kick their asses ! (kissing)

Nezumi : Ouch, it’s gonna hurt, baby…. but I guess, it’s gonna feel so good…. (rubbing Center’s clit up and down) J’ai… J’ai trop envie de toi, bébé….

Center : (eyes closed) Oooohhhhh Nezumiiiiiii aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!!!! Ooohhhh pleaasee..!!! You’re.. aaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!!! 

Nezumi : (kissing) Je vais te défoncer, chérie..!!! (rubbing hard Center’s G-S, giving her a powerful orgasm)

Center : What did you s..AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HONEYYYY AAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH..!!!!!!

Nezumi : Mmm…. Babyyy…. (Kissing) It was French…. close to I’m gonna tear you up but I didn’t mention the word pussy…. But…. yeah, I’m gonna tear up your pussy, baby….

Center : AAAAAAHHHHHHH YEEESSSS..!!!!! PL..PLEASEE OOOOOHHHHHH LIKE THIIIIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOHHHHH NEZUMIIIIIII OOOOOHHHHHH YES..!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!!!! TEAR IT UUUUP HUUUNGHHH..!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (kissing) Wanna me to accelerate…? Let’s ride faster then….

Center : AAAHHHH GGGG..!!!!! AAAAHHHHH NEZUMI OH YEESSS !!!!!!! HONEYYYY THIS IS SO..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Centeeer…. I see it….!! I feel it…. Give yourself to me..!!! Final race, come on baby !!!! YES..!!!! OOHHH THAT’S IT !!!!!! CENTER !!!!!!

Center : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH HONEYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Thank you, baby… (kissing her pussy before kissing her lips) you were amazing… Oohhh god…!!

Center : Thanks to you, honey…. (kissing) I thought I was going to die here…!! I just love it when I belong to you….

Nezumi : You belong to me forever, baby…. You hair is so weet…! (kissing)

Center : Just like the bowling balls here, I wonder why (smiling)…. Ah, I loved your languages skills by the way…. all the accents, all the sounds…. so sexy…. (kissing)

Nezumi’s 16 phones ringing at the same time.

Nezumi : Hum… sorry...

Center : (laughing) Who is calling you, now ??!!

Nezumi : Mmm…. probably all my exes around the world…. (kissing)

Center : HAHAHA !!!!! Come oon…! (Kissing)

Nezumi : Hehehee…. Aah, if you loved my languages skills, you’re gonna love this one…. I master it fluently….

Center : Mmm…. which one…? (Kissing)

Nezumi : Sex language…. (kissing)

Center : Aah yeahh I confirm…. (kissing) then you’ll give me another deep lesson tomorrow….

Nezumi : Mmm yes, Miss…. I’ll teach you all the techniques…. (kissing)

End of the story. Thank you for reading guys ! Well, not seeing the Bowling game the same way now… hahaha !