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zaptrapp · 8 months ago

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Ea’s Bad Batch Finale Rant

Here we go, doing this as I’ve done for ep.1. Of course SPOILERS AHEAD for the last episode (sigh, it’s all done and gone isn’t it?). Warning, this is going to be chaotic and emotional... so yeah, deal with it haha.

The intro… the eerie music… chills.

Is something bad about to happen or…?

Please leave Wrecker alone.

WRECKER NO

We are not starting on a good note, why’s Wrecker so beaten up???

This is not good, I’m not good.

I mean I know why, because of last ep beast, but c'mon why Wrecker...

“Clone Force 99 ended when Tech died” fuck If I’m not crying wow….

Crosshair shaking so much… nah I’m out already what the fuck is this.

Crosshair wanting to sacrifice himself, YO CHILL?!?

Hunter please discipline your children.

Dr. Hemlock x Rampart or did I just imagine the sexual tension?

But what if...

Enemies to lovers Dr. Hemlock x Rampart lmao please someone, anyone?

Kids please beat the shit out of miss Dr. PLEASE KIDS!

Omega being so smart, her character development, the courage! SLAY GIRLIE

FREE THE ZILLO YUP

now we're talking

"Is it Omega's or Echo's handiwork?".... "Omega's." LMAO they know Echo doesn't fuck around that much hahaha

Emerie i give you one last chance.

green kid I feel you so much, I'm also afraid of heights hahah

here we go with the Incredible 4 (aka the super clones? enhanced clones? brainwashed clones? whatever....)

they give off a lot of "Avengers Unite!" vibe

ready to slay aren't we?

When I said slay I didn't mean slay the bad batch, just to be clear.

annd Hunter is a goner

Annnnd Crosshair is a goner too i guess?

WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE HAND???

Creepiest point the show has ever been what the actual fuck is this supposed to be a children show?

Yup Wrecker is done too.

Yo the scene where Emerie and Echo see his squad being taken away. I got chills, you can fucking see his reaction, the shock.

ECHO SLAY YESSSS ECHO THE OG ARC TROOPER HERE WE GO

Emerie don't fuck this up and get those kids to safety thank you.

CLONE RESCUE HAPPENING RN I'M NOT GOOD

Nala Se and Rampart too?! slay

Omg Rampart stfu for one second or just go away you're useless anyway

Not the squad being tortured

HUNTER NOOOOOOO

"We'll survive, but you won't" -> OOOOOOHHFFFFFFUUUUCK

Hunter be mine

Oh wow Nala Se I see where you're going with this.

Kamikaze?

Too bad we didn't have more Hemlock x Rampart interactions, boyfriend died, sad.

Aaaaaand 2 are down.

Bye Rampart and Nala Se, you actually were on my dead bad batch bingo list.

Rest In Peace Nala Se🙏🏻 you got redeemed.

Rest in Sass you bitching ass imperial Rampart 🖕🏻

UH Hemlock this was such a bitchy thing to do.

and here goes the chaos

Wrecker is so fucking menacing. HE IS PISSED

OK WRECKER IS MAD MAD and also scary scary now…

Hunter with that spear makes me feel things.

Uhhh he got it coming from a mile away

And Clone CX-2 is down….

So, uhhhh…. That wasn’t Tech uh……

So….

Tech was….

….Dead dead?

Like actually dead this whole time?

Fuck.

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS COMMANDER CODY PLEASE RELEASE HIS FROM HIS CAGE

NO ECHO fuck god

“Take a shot everytime the bad batch is on the verge of getting killed”

-> not me being absolutely wasted and with my nerves asking for mercy

Please Hunter, Crosshair, kill that bitch ass Hemlock

major disney villain vibe in the storm with the hostage secured to his wrist yada yada...

"DROP YOUR BLASTERS" well well well

Why is Hemlock’s screaming voice kinda sexy tho

I'm so sorry for what I've just said.

WET HAIR HUNTER FUCKING THANK YOU I can die now

CROSSHAIR PLEASE bciakwnfbhc I’m dying too here

You can do it YES you can do it

Crosshar leaning on Hunter like he did with Tech in the clone wars season 7 HAHAHAHA YUUUUP I've been fed.

Uh that was personal

Guys... that's enough. Yup I-I think he's dead now. Yes, definitely gone. Uh, you can stop shooting, he's cold. He also just fell off a cliff... HE DEAD DEAD!

evil space imperial boyfriends reunited in hell

The way Omega chooses to hug Crosshair first, as a DadHunter! stan I feel a bit betrayed but comprehensible… he just saved her not missing the shot.

with one hand tooo, kudos

group hug I'm so teary

Wait so they did it?

THEY’RE OFF PLANET!??

AND THEY ALL SURVIVED?

Oh wow I bet my money on Hunter and Crosshair to die but I was wrong?? This is… refreshing.

Look at them kids!! And the clone cadets, and the rescued clones!!!

EMERIE AND ECHO YESSSS

Look at them all cozy and happy

Nah Echo my man where are you going?

Rex mention pt. 2 or something...

Rex should have been there in the finale but ok i guess... a bit disappointed but still

Nah Echo should have been there for the last shot.

It’s over uh?

look at them, finally happy and free. WE DID IT.

WAIT NO IT ISNT OVER YET???

Not the flash forward I cannot handle it

Ok Pabu!?

YOUNG ADULT OMEGA fuck yesssss

oh she looks awesome

IS THAT HUNTER'S BANDANA

deceased. dead on the ground. dead like hemlock.

NOT OLD HUNTER LIKE THIS IM DEAD ON THE GROUND DECEASED IM FUCKING CRYING OH WOW

OMEGA IS SO GROWN UP

She’s a rebel pilot

"You're our kid" I'M SCREAMING

he chose to be a dad, I knew it

She chose to keep fighting

TECH'S GOGGLES THIS IS SUCH A FOUL MOVE

They should have included Wrecker and Crosshair in this where are they??

But also it’s as it began, Hunter and Omega and their father-daughter bond

“Bye dad, imma be a pilot and save the galaxy” aka “imma move out from the basement and live on my own”

Oh Hunter you’re an old man now…. My heart is aching but also it means he got to live a peaceful life until the rest of his days.

the beard, the long hair, the gray hair.... i wonder how crosshair and wrecker are doing? and echo?? and howzer? AND CODY?

like you cannot leave me like this? hello?

This is gone full circle now.

Well….

Goodbye Bad Batch! It’s been a pleasure!

(I’m still crying)

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skayafair · 8 months ago

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I watched 2 episodes of Dead Boy Detectives and I'm sorry but I need to rant on the relationship part for a bit.

It's too early for me to have a proper opinion on it yet, I'm aware, but the tension was so palpable I had to go and check what it results in. And - "importance of male platonic friendships and love"? Yeah no shit it's important, I'm all for it! But "get over your romantic feelings and force it to become platonic"? I can't get behind this take I'm afraid.

First, I don't like the take itself. Romantic can naturally change to platonic, it's a good thing in my opinion (oh I WISH I could control it like that!). But I can't see how whatever Edwin is going through can go this way in a span of a few episodes or even in-series months (he had this crush for decades ffs). It's going to be a very painful journey, and "get over it" is far too real of a struggle for us queers anyway. I really don't wanna see it in media, too.

If they really wanted to write a good close friendship, hell, even something like a QPR, the choice of the way the scenes are set is really not it. It makes me root for the romantic outcome, and I'm usually ALL FOR a platonic one. Even in Resident Alien s1 the main characters relationship were lead as romantic-ish and then turned platonic later, but it didn't feel weird to me because s1 still had enough of a room for this change? It was pretty ambiguos. I mean yeah I'm aroace spec so I'm not great at differentiating, I usually miss any romantic cues even in media, let alone irl, but this only proves my point! Because these 2 episodes I've seen very strongly lead to the romantic route just by the way they are designed?

So of fucking course it's going to feel disappointing if the endgame is "platonic friendship". That isn't how you do it.

There IS a very good example of deep platonic relationship between men (well, sort of - one of them is an entity who's on his way to becoming one... so far at least) and it's Malevolent podcast. It was never intended to be anything but friendship (once it was decided that the entity isn't going to be a complete villain after all), and yup it's a deep loving relationship - just not romantic. I know plenty of people headcanon the characters as gay - that's fine, why not, - but from my aroace-spec pov, the canon never led anyone to think so, explicitly or not. The way it's written is the very definition of QPR in my book (albeit sort of toxic one but they are working on this), and the creator has been saying it's friendship from the very beginning. The fandom is flooded with aro/ace folks for this specific reason - it's platonic, and it reads this way.

THIS I'm very much on board with.

So yeah I really like the DBD series so far - I like the way it's shot, the visuals are just heavenly, it looks so comfy! The dialogues, the interactions - everything's great. That's what I wanted from Lockwood and Co! (I'm a fan of the books.) But this one thing is something I have a beef with.

Ok two things because initially it looked like Crystal was crushing on Niko (Nico?) and it turned out to be just some sprites, ugh(

#dead boy detectives

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barbatoskisser · 1 year ago

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Thanks to the fact a majority of my knowledge of conditions I have comes from drifting around the Internet, I feel like everyone should get a book on stuff like diagnoses people can have. I spent too long thinking I was clingy or too sensitive but no, people with ADHD have Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria. Didn't mean to vent here, I just wanted someone else to share this with who isn't going to be an ass.

Oh no absolutely!! Yeah i cpmplwtwly understand

I didnt know rejection sensitivity dysphoria qas a thing until likr i started being online more

The internet *can* be a wonderful place and its honestly great your helping discover yourself! (And thinga that well, explain to you hkw you are is totally normal. Or, in some cases, make you totally unique xd)

Also yeah same here about the sensitive bit xd

Whenever people criticize me i either get really emnarrassed or flustered (--not in the cute way. In the "im really sorry i didnt know i made a blunder- word vomit way) or i just straight up intenrnally cry. Sonetimes both! I used to -- and still somrtimez do -- use those "criticsms" to shape me into a person that that person deems like a good friend or a good person to make it so they dont leave me or something

Ahem sorry for thw rant

Anyway, yup! Totally agree!

#and if that makes me very fake then...well #honestly #fair point #but it isnt sowmthing i control xd

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icesswolvescats · 10 months ago

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Blood On Mirrors

(A 13th Reality Short)

Hello Dear Readers, I hope you like this first attempt on posting one of my short stories.

Warning: Contains Violence and Gore.

It was a soft night, filled with stormy clouds that covered the night sky and extinguished the light of the stars. The New Moon and stars would never shine tonight. This had to be yet the darkest night on September 29th. The wind picked up, and red leaves were gently blown out of the trees, carried away softly in the rumbling and still growling storm.

With a few drops, the rain started to fall, gently trickling and wetting the window glass panels of the house as Clarisse looked out at the rain finally starting to pour down. It was going to be a downpour in a few, of that she was sure.

"Yeesh. Good thing we came earlier and got to enjoy outside while it lasted. Not sure if we'd be up to do anything if we waited until dark," spoke a female voice behind.

Clarisse smiled at her friend's confirmation as she turned and looked at her group of 5 girl friends and her little sister, all about her age and all in high school close to graduating, with the exception of her sister who was still in the 9th grade in middle school. This was going to be a fun night, she thought. She loved autumn.

Clarisse could never ask for more from this season's year than a nice chilly weather with beautiful falling red leaves and a cozy warm house. A time of the year where she could just sit and relax and enjoy the view while drinking her warm chocolate. And what's better than not only enjoying a chilly weather in a warm cozy place than a night with your friends? A Girl's only night, that's for sure.

"Do you think the pizza delivery will make it in time?" Spoke Jannice as she sipped on her glass of cold cola.

"I bet they will arrive all soaking wet for when the storm actually picks up," hyped up Hannah with a giggle as she braided her own long smooth blonde hair.

"Eh, I just hope our pizzas don't get soaked," sighed Ingrid as she just laid there bored. "Man, I wish we could have a bond fire outside. Waiting inside is boring," she commented while trying to readjust her curly brown hair.

Clarisse looked at Ingrid. "Yeah, but with how the wind is picking up outside, we'd not only get wet but also our fire would go out, you doofus. Besides, what are WE supposed to do outside when it is almost pitch black in the backyard?"

"Idk girl, tell stories? Play cards, anything? You know how much I love the outside air," Ingrid scoffed a bit as she turned from lying on her back to lying on her belly.

"Hey, did you guys listen to the new album Mr. Gol'D released?" Piped up Patricia in interruption as she bounced excitedly.

"That guy? You mean that very flamboyant singer," responded Clarisse's little sister, Rebecca, as she sipped on her mug of hot caramel chocolate.

"Yup!! The one and only!" Replied Patricia.

The other girls all looked at each other and expressed their opinions about how they didn't have time to get a good listen to the music but had to guess it could be good.

"Oh my god!! You guys really should give it a try when you get the chance. It's so good!!" Patricia kept talking.

Rebecca, a little annoyed with the rant about this celebrity, "What's the big deal of him anyway? He's just a celebrity. I don't see how you guys even drool over him," she shrugged, unamused.

"What?! Pssh! Are you kidding?! Heeelloooo??? Have you seen how HOT that guy is?! Plus he is an AMAZING SINGER!!!" Ash scoffed in bafflement.

"Yeah.. but unfortunately who cares?" Asked Rebecca.

Clarisse chuckled, "probably your mother-" she joked.

"Hardy har har. Also, Sis, you forgot that WE SHARE THE SAME MOTHER, IDIOT. The yo mama jokes won't even work," Rebecca said snarkily.

Clarisse shut her mouth, her face flushed in embarrassment as her joke backfired really hard.

All the other girls chuckled and got to enjoy chatting about all sorts of things, from games to food opinions, to about school and even about the boys in the class. It Wasn't long until the rain picked up and eventually so did the ding dong sound of the doorbell.

"Oh! That must be our pizza!" Clarisse spoke as she got up, and the girls seemed to get excited by the minute.

She got up and headed to the front door of the house and opened it, debit card in hand.

She immediately was greeted by a young-looking man in a red uniform holding 2 pizza boxes. "Hey, is this Clarisse Mayforth's house? The order's for pepperoni and Hawaiian?" He spoke up.

Clarisse felt her face grow red as she spoke in a slightly smaller voice. "The one and only. Thanks for the delivery," she said as she took the pizza boxes from him and handed out the debit card.

The man quickly swiped the debit card on the machine and handed it to her. "Alright, that will be $56.30. Go ahead and put in the password," he spoke as he tried to shield himself from the rain.

Clarisse gently pressed the buttons and eventually started paying up for the pizza delivery.

"Alright ma'am, have a nice meal," he spoke as he started to head out and take the ride on the now wet motorcycle.

Clarisse waved with a small, dumb smile on her face as she headed back to the other girls with the pizzas.

"Guuuuurl, you're looking awfully blushy there," teased Ingrid as she chuckled.

"So who was it? Was he a cute guy?" Asked Ash with peek interest as all the girls wooed and awed at Clarisse blushing, Rebecca only quickly taking the pizza slice the moment the pizza boxes were settled down.

"H-he was very cute, yeah.. But I forgot to ask his name," she said shamefully.

"Awww, that's too bad," Patricia said. "Maybe next time you ask him," she comforted her friend.

All the other girls nodded in agreement and got to enjoy a nice pizza dinner as they drank and talked together. They chatted and played card and board games for a few hours, but it didn't take long for them to start talking about spooky horror stories and even urban legends.

"Have you guys heard of that one legend of the Lady in the red dress?" Spoke Hannah.

The girls and Clarisse looked at Hannah in curiosity.

"So, rumors say that on full moon nights that are the most misty, you'd hear the gentle sound of a violin accompanied by soft melodic opera singing at exactly midnight. People say that the people who hear her singing will become entranced by her singing and will go after her to join in the duet...only to vanish within the mist." Hannah kept telling the urban legend as she saw how intrigued the girls were. "Stories say that she is the ghost of a singer who once drowned on a misty night, and she is singing, trying to find her loved one, that she left in life and hopes he'd soon come for her and join her in the misty grave," she concluded.

"That's really depressing. Dying a horrible death and wandering around aimlessly trying to find your loved one so he can be with you at last..." Jannice stated. Hannah and Rebecca both nodded.

"Well girls, have you all heard of the bath game?" Asked Patricia as she glanced at the group.

Clarisse perked up. "Wait, isn't this one about summoning a spirit or demon by washing your hair and speaking its name and telling it to rise 3 or 5 times?" She said in a dreadful tone.

Patricia nodded. "I did the bath game!" She confidently claimed.

The girls awed and stared at her. "How was it?!" Asked Ash, oozing with excitement to just know. She wanted all the details; Clarisse couldn't blame her. She was the horror girl for a reason.

"Nothing really happened, except I almost got a heart attack by almost slipping on the dropped soap. Now THAT was scarier, I could've died if I had slammed my head on the edge of the sink." Patricia explained as she visibly shuddered.

"Hah, I knew it! I knew that game was a hoax!" Exclaimed Clarisse, and everyone looked at her with 'seriously?' looks.

"What? Everyone makes such a big deal out of these silly games as if the spirits were real and were going to haunt you. I'm telling you, they are nothing but stupid challenges to scare your scaredy-cat friends..." noticing Jannice's glare, "No offense, Jannice."

"Sigh, none taken," Jannice said as she shook her head.

"Oh, come on, don't be a party pooper! What's a little fun if you just believe them for the time being?" Asked Hannah.

"Ugh, it is silly, I admit, but I can't deny it is fun to see the look on your faces when you think the place is haunted." Clarisse grinned.

"So what? You're not scared of ghosts?" Hannah asked, "Sounds lame," she added.

"To be honest, I'm more scared of serial killers or possible robbers. Genuinely vile people are scarier than ghouls and monsters from legends... after all, they're very much more real than those we talk about to be scared on Halloween nights," Clarisse reasoned, "And besides, I have to be fair, even if ghosts are real, what else can they do to you? Not like they can harm you or anything if they're dead already." She mentioned.

"Yeah, but I've heard stories of demons being able to possess and do some really spooky stuff. Like some real down bad shiii-" Ash quickly trailed as Clarisse glared, "I mean some real down bad nasty things."

Clarisse put away her glare as she had to be the girls' filter when it came to cussing around her little sister. Ash being the sailor mouth of the most made the task more annoying.

"I think I have a game we might be able to play since we're talking about horror ones," commented Ingrid as she looked at her phone. It was about 11:00 hours. it wouldn't be long until midnight.

"Wuzzup?" says Ash, her ears already perking as she grinned excitedly, not wasting the opportunity to jump into the game. Rebecca had perked up from her phone as her curiosity had drawn her to listen closely.

"Why don't you guys try the Bloody Mary Ritual? It'd be a fun scare, especially if the light goes out in the storm and scares the c-r-a-p out of us," Ingrid suggested.

"Huh, now that you mention it, it'd be fun, yes, but isn't there like.. specific requirements for the ritual?" asked Patricia as she sipped on her drink.

Clarisse could only stare at her friends with a 'seriously?' then look at the already starting to get nervous Jannice with a 'can you believe these people?' stare, which Jannice shook her head. Clarisse knew that Jannice was the one who hated horror the most; she would do anything to avoid being involved in any sort of games.

"Yeah, I mean.. there are a lot of versions of the ritual, but I know the one that would match perfectly for this weather," Ash grinned as she got up. "So who's with me!?"

Hannah and Patricia excitedly got up and joined Ash; Rebecca looked at the girls then at her sister and thought, wouldn't hurt to try; the worst could just be a prank. She smiled as she put her phone in her pocket and approached, "I'm in!!" Rebecca affirmed.

"Alright, first step we need is 3 candles and one match. Clarisse and Rebecca, the house is yours so go fetch them, and let's use the master bedroom's bathroom for this, oh and Ingrid? please keep Jannice some company please." Ash guided as the two sisters went to the cabinets and started to pick the candles. Ingrid could only sigh, sad she wouldn't be able to participate and see but shew knew Jannice would not want to be alone.

"Remember, we need one of them to be a big thick candle while two have to be small," Ash instructed as she observed.

Clarisse nodded as she changed to different candles. "Are these good enough?" She asked.

"Perfect!" Ash beamed. "Now let's go!" She led the way to the master's bedroom with the girls behind her.

"Alright, step one ready, done," Ash exclaimed, but upon noticing the confusion on the girls' faces, she coughed her throat and inhaled, "This version of the ritual has to be done at night, more specifically a NEW MOON night and preferably with weather that should cover the stars so it is as dark as possible. Which we already have something like that tonight," she explained.

"Ooohhhhh" reacted the others.

"Alright, step 2, close the blinds in the bedroom; we don't want the storm flashing lights to interrupt. We want this as dark as possible," Ash explained as Hannah moved to close the blinds.

"Step 3, let's fill the bathtub and sink with water. Make sure the drain holes are plugged," Ash instructed as she got into the bathroom, turning on the lights so they could see and started plugging both the sink and bathtub.

Patricia turned on the sink and let it run and fill with water; she started to turn on the faucet too, filling the bathtub with water. "Remember, we want the water hot. So make sure it is the hot one you turned on. We need steam," she instructed excitedly.

Patricia nodded and was making sure the steam was coming from the water. The girls all went through step by step... making sure it was dark, so they closed the master bedroom's door so the rest of the house's light coming from the living room and hallway wouldn't disrupt their game, closing the blinds as well to prevent any light from outside streets or the storm from shining through, leaving only the bathroom with running water to flow and fill the sink completely with cold water and the bathtub halfway with hot steamy water.

"Alright, that's enough. Now light the smaller candles and place them on top of the sink in front of the mirror," Ash instructed as she watched the girls use the matches and light two of the smaller candles and place them in front of the mirror and on top of the sink. "Perfect," beamed Ash.

"Ok, now what?" Asked Rebecca. This isn't what she expected.

Clarisse thought all of these steps were a bit silly for just summoning a ghost in the mirror that wouldn't even show up.

Ash took a small paper and gently slid it on her finger quickly, causing her finger to form a small droplet of blood.

"Whoa, girl, are you sure this is necessary?" Asked Clarisse as Ash started to squeeze her finger so the blood would be big enough to drop off her finger. Once it did, it simply dripped into the almost overflowing sink. "Yup. Just one drop is fine. I'm fully aware it will sting a lot in the early morning," Ash hissed a bit before looking at the mirror and holding the big main candle.

"Alright, last step. We'll turn off the lights and be engulfed in the dark and then turn on the last candle... and the usual thing with the Bloody Mary ritual we all are familiar with. Speak her name 5 times, and we should wait. It should be close to midnight, so we need to do this," Ash spoke as everyone else nodded.

Clarisse turned off the lights and lit up the match, lighting up the last candle which was still being held by Ash.

Ash grinned as the girls all looked at the reflection of themselves in the bathroom mirror. The room and night were as dark as it gets, the only dim light illuminating just enough to prevent them from tripping in the dark were the 3 candles held by the girls, their flames gently flickering and the wax melting softly.

"Bloody Mary," started chanting the girls in unison, their different pitched voices all in sync like a hymn.

"Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary," chanted the girls, repeating the name over and over, Hannah and Ash speaking with bated breaths to the silent suspense.

Clarisse would only roll her eyes occasionally at how very into it her friends and her little sister were.

A crack of thunder growled outside like an angry god before a loud clap of lightning was heard, making the girls all jump before breaking into nervous laughter and teasing each other. Clarisse had to admit that scare really caught her off guard and was pretty good.

They all sighed and inhaled sharply before looking back at the mirror and saying "Bloody Mary."

Then Ash waited for a moment and looked at the clock. Midnight, perfect. Right on time for the last call. She beamed before inhaling and blowing out the 2 candles, snuffing out more of the light except the main one.

"So... what now?" Asked Rebecca, expecting everything to be so silent except for their own breathing, voices, and heartbeats being heard.

Ash grinned as she turned to the girls. "Now we wait for a minute. If she doesn't show up, then oh well, it was fun doing that!" She explained.

All the other girls looked confused, but they sort of just waited... seconds turned to a minute... then a minute turned into 2... then 2 minutes turned into 3...

"Agh, this is boring," said Rebecca. "Well, that was worth the shot. That lightning was definitely unexpected," she expressed as Rebecca used her phone and tried to make her way to the light switch.

Clarisse sighed disappointedly. Just as she was about to get into the mood of things, it all flopped into disappointment.

Ash shrugged as Hannah and Patricia watched the youngest go for the light switch.

Click? Click click click? was the sound of the light switch being moved and clicked around, but no light followed.

"Huh, weird, it won't turn on," Rebecca expressed her confusion.

"Maybe our power went out after that lightning," theorized Clarisse. "Good thing we have an emergency generator to get it back and running when storms like this do that," she said confidently as she headed out of the bathroom, using her phone's light to head to the master's bedroom.

Clarisse walked to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge. She started to get more forceful with the door, but it was firmly shut and locked.

"What the? Did any of you girls lock the bedroom door?" Clarisse asked with an annoyed voice. "Because like... really? Locking the door was the best you could come up with for a prank? Pretty tasteless if I have to say so myself."

Rebecca peeked out and looked at her sister. "What are you talking about? You were the one to close the bedroom door," Rebecca replied, confused about what her sister was on about.

"Yeah, and none of us have the key to the bedroom. This is your house, bruh," replied Patricia as she came over and tried her luck with the door, but nothing.

Ash opened her mouth to speak but noticed with each breath she took, a fine mist would gently trail away as if the room had gotten colder and colder and colder... The hairs on her back bristled as her skin became gooseflesh.

"G-guys? Did you notice this room and the bathroom are getting colder?" Ash stammered, not wanting to believe it was really happening. It had to be fear making her experience things.

Clarisse looked at Ash then exhaled to see, only for her eyes to grow wide as she could see the fine mist of hot breath against cold air shine in her phone's light. This can't be real... they have to be pulling her leg with the thermostat, Clarisse reasoned with herself.

All the girls immediately turned silent as the smell of copper and rusted iron filled the air, and the sound of the bathtub's faucet starting to run caused the silence to be broken and pregnant with dread.

"I-I'll turn it off," stammered Hannah as she quickly headed back to the room.

Clarisse nodded as she followed Hannah with her phone's light to illuminate the bath. Ash was not too far behind, still carrying the very much still lit candle.

As the gang went into the bathroom, they found the source of the smell... somehow, the water in the bathtub had turned into a very vivid and deep scarlet, almost an even deeper maroon... of blood. And the faucet? Blood flowed out like a river, gently filling the tub even more with blood. The girls gasped, and Hannah immediately ran out as the pungent smell of blood was staggering in the air.

Hannah could only gag as the smell of blood overwhelmed her nose, which hated the scent of gore. She felt like she was ready to puke.

Clarisse quickly leaned in and turned off the faucet, her hands trembling as her breath shook, trying to recover herself only to catch something on the corner of her eye and instantly turning around and shining her light. If her skin couldn't get any paler and her eyes wider... she never imagined that this would be the thing that proved that it could get worse.

The bathroom mirror was pitch black and did not give much visible reflection of Clarisse and her friend Ash. Instead, it looked like an endless pitch dark sky with a few twinkling shines that looked like faded stars... Aside from that, what flowed out from the black mirror was a deep viscous crimson red liquid that flowed out from the mirror as if the mirror was leaking the liquid itself.

It flowed and stained the tiles and sink and even the water in the sink. The mirror bled, and it wouldn't stop.

Clarisse held her breath as she couldn't believe her eyes, and yet she couldn't deny the reality as Ash gasped in shock at the mirror and stood back.

"M-Mary actually is here," Ash muttered, her voice barely being a whisper. She took a few steps back, not wanting to be in the bathroom anymore and just wanting to get out of there.

Clarisse started to see the image of a pale figure emerge from the black mirror, covered in hair as black as night and the head wearing a big full crown made out of thorny branches... Blood gently flowed out and dripped from the wet soaked hair and stained the flawless pale skin... as if it had come out from swimming in blood... the hair simply covering its eyes and barely leaving any visibility to see one's true face.

Clarisse screamed the moment the figure started to push itself out of the mirror, the mirror having tension break and ripple as if it were merely made out of water or any thick liquid... its crowned head gently pushing out of the mirror and its very long and soaked, wet in blood hair flopping out, as it slowly but surely started to crawl out of the mirror, like a clumsy and living corpse.

Clarisse bolted out of the bathroom and started to bang on the door, screaming heavily in an attempt to get the attention of Ingrid or maybe Jannice to help them get out of the room. Rebecca actually started to tear up as she saw her big sister panicking worse than a little kid scared of the boogeyman.

Hannah backed to the door and tried to help Clarisse open it. To no avail, it wouldn't give in.

Ash was frozen as her hand trembled and her tears flowed out as the candle gave just enough light for her eyes to spot a bit of movement coming from the bathroom.

Patricia was hugging Rebecca as well, feeling frozen like a deer before headlights.

All girls quietly whimpered as they went silent once they heard a pained moaning sound... all 5 girls in the room dreaded at the sound of the 6th unwanted visitor.

Mary's voice was like that of an injured animal, pained and lonely and laced with nearing death. Mary moaned and whimpered and silently let her small cries that sounded like a lull, a hymn of death. It limped its way out of the bathroom, with its hip moving as if the hip bone was dislocated. The very long black hair stained in deep maroon crimson blood dragged on the floor behind like a cape soaking wet from the rain.

Two of the girls started to scream in panic at the sight of Bloody Mary herself, while three of them just froze, unable to get their flight or fight response.

Mary had a beautiful flawless pale white skin that was unnatural, almost porcelain-like, her long shaggy yet slick and smooth wet black hair draped back but had two long thick strands that covered her inhuman busty chest, leaving streaks of blood staining her flawless features that would remove her from being human. She almost looked like a mannequin due to the lack of features that would make skin or natural flaws, not even a belly button was seen from her naked glistening body that shined a bit under the pale light of the lit candle.

Mary slowly lifted her head and revealed her plump lips that spread apart forming a wide shy smile... the smile was unnaturally wide, filled with very sharp needle-like teeth that also glinted in the dim light, the hair still covering most of the eyes.

Mary limped towards the girls in an unnatural movement as her moaning and whimpering and crying kept echoing despite her mouth forming a mockery of a smile.

Hannah decided right there and then she'd not die here, and proceeded to run across the room, straight to the window, quickly opening it and self-defenestrating in hopes to get away from that thing.

"No!!!" screamed Clarisse as she held out her hand to Hannah, unable to stop her friend in time... the sounds of the howling winds outside flapping the curtains and pouring down rain could only mask so much the heavy thud and the faint crack outside.

Mary was now mere centimeters away from Ash, Rebecca, and Patricia as she hissed and blew out the candle.

Everything went completely dark except for the few flashing lights of lightning outside. The first to scream bloody murder was Ash as she struggled. The second to scream was Patricia who fought tooth and nail to get Mary off of her, but alas... Mary's inhuman screeches filled the room as then both Clarisse and Rebecca screamed and were quickly silenced... The night went on quietly. Meanwhile.. Ingrid and Jannice both looked at each other once they heard a loud thud and a crash followed by glass shattering coming from the backyard, and weird noises coming from the master's bedroom upstairs. Ingrid thought the girls were pranking Clarisse, but to hear glass breaking while she is here keeping the scared one company, now that was a real concern.

Ingrid nodded to her friend Jannice, as both paused the movie that they barely started, and got up from the couch and headed to the kitchen then to the back door of the house, turning on the lights as they did so. The rain was quite heavy but nothing like turning on the porch's light would do.

Both girls froze looking at the window as they saw Hannah's body laying completely still as her spine was bent awkwardly on the frame of the glass table that once rested outside now remaining shattered and its glass shards piercing her skin in different places.

Jannice quickly went outside to the porch, screaming Hannah's name trying to get any sign of life, but nothing would do and the freezing rain was now soaking her sleepwear and skin.

"I-I'm calling for help!" spoke out loud Ingrid as she rushed to the phone and started to dial 911.

Jannice only looked at her still motionless friend and looked up at the window to where she jumped from. Hannah never came across as someone who would jump a window for no reason, unless... oh god. Jannice feared the worst and quickly hurried back inside the house, and speed-walked her way to the stairs, as she left wet footprints onto the floor as she was still wet from the rain.

Upon ascending the stairs... Jannice would find the master's bedroom door open but the lights out, and a heavy scent of blood coming out from there. She whimpered as she quietly muttered "I-Ingrid..?"

Ingrid was busy talking to the telephone her voice still being heard "Please come as fast as possible and bring an ambulance!!! Our friends really need help right now" she barked at the phone.

"Of course ma'am, we'll be here in 8 minutes. Stay right where you areEEEK!" the telephone distorted the sound as the voice was cut off and Ingrid peeled her head away and noticed the telephone leaking blood from inside. She gasped but then heard her friend Jannice speak out "I-Ingrid..?"

Ingrid turned to look at the guest bathroom in which Jannice was calling out, but it was so dark she couldn't make out the silhouette of her friend. "J-Jannice?" asked Ingrid as her flesh turned to goosebumps.

"I-Ingrid..?" The voice spoke out in the exact same tone as the smell of rusted iron reached in and hit Ingrid's nostrils.

"Agh!! What is that smell?!?" She covered her nose and gagged at the stench.

Then suddenly, someone from behind her grabbed her arm causing Ingrid to jump and yelp as she turned around she saw Jannice who didn't even come from the bathroom holding her hand "w-we need to get out of here now," Jannice spoke as she was as pale as snow and her colors drained from fear, tears also trickled down her cheeks as her mouth quivered.

"J-Jannice what is going on?" Ingrid asked.

"I-idk but.. we have to wait outside. I-i'm not looking back in the room again." Jannice urged as she pulled her friend along.

Ingrid couldn't tell what Jannice was on about but judging by her voice, something serious was going on. Both went outside at the porch and stood there in the heavy rain, too scared to go back inside.

Ingrid couldn't stop but to think, if Jannice came from the living room.. then... who was it that was in the Guest Restroom closest to her in the kitchen?

It wasn't long till Police arrived with an ambulance and started to get into the house. Both Jannice and Ingrid were rescued and sent to their homes.

On the morning of September 30th, the news flashed across the town.

"Good Morning People of Dakota. We're here with sad news that Police was called at 01:30 AM to the call of help on Elm Street where they discovered 3 bodies of 3 young teenager girls who are identified as Hannah Baker, Patricia Miller, and Ash Pines. Both Patricia and Ash were found with their bodies disemboweled and hearts missing, while Hannah had died on impact after jumping out of the window. The two Daughters of the owners of the house, Clarisse Mayforth and Rebecca Mayforth, are both missing. The last time they've been seen was going upstairs to the master's bedroom of the house about to play the game "Bloody Mary". Police are dumbfounded at the amount of blood found in the bathroom, coating everywhere from the cracked mirror and bathtub to tiles and sink. And also dragging across floor. Results says that the Blood belongs to none of the girls but to a Jane Doe. If you see both girls, please contact with our number, (67 8933-4523), or contact our local police through 911."

#artwork #my art #my oc #art #writing #first writing #original writing #original story #original short story #short story #violenece #bloody mary #cw: gore #cw blood #13th lore #13th reality #13th reality creatures #in universe #creative writing

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emmetrain · 1 year ago

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Emmet's Friendship Questionnaire!! || It has been years but John's page is here! @turnecoat

Getting to know John~

"I am Emmet! I like pink too, John! If the color white did not exist, pink might have been my favorite!"

"Your favorite types are fire and poison! I love fire!! And poison-types are nice! I love using the poison-type moves—it adds intensity and suspense to the battles, wouldn't you agree? Though... I don't think you battle much? I haven't seen you battle. Your favorite Pokemon, Croagunk, Arcanine, makes sense now!"

"YUP! Guzzlords are verrrrrrrry scary. The poor souls who might have gotten eaten and disappear forever.... It scares me."

"Do you need me look over your records? Maybe you can pay off the rest of your years to earn the retirement? Do you have a union rep I can contact to talk about your case?"

"You and Ingo would be best friends. He likes baking and wood carving, which is kind of similar to what you do, right? Also, didn't you say you want to retire? Is it your job that makes you give up on your favorite thing to do?"

"THANKS! I will keep it in mind!" A spare room he would never get kicked out of home. If his landlord continued to being an ass, John might get a visitor (and his twin).

"Interesting. Is it the reason for your weekly 'I hate fairies' rants? I heard Corviknights are out of job due to a Paldean fairy-type Pokemon. .... Maybe it could be an inspiration for your retirement..."

"Anyway, moving along. Your favorite thing to do with friends is... drinking. Nice! I have many recipes for you to try, as long as you cover the drinks. And your favorite food is something with onions. Interesting indeed."

"Maybe I should follow your example—naming my Pokemon after principles... Though, I did it with myself. You know. Emmet means 'truth'. As for the chocolates... You came to the right place."

"YOU LIKE ME!!!" He needs to get over the hype of this fact first, before reading the rest. "Thank you, John! I care! We should get you to retire and spend more time together! You could work with me and Ingo in the Battle Subway? We have many jobs for many talented people! You would do well in organizing and managing our depot agents! SAY, I COULD GET YOU AN UNIFORM TO BRIBE INFLUENCE YOUR DECISION!"

"Thank you for filling the questionnaire! I will remember this!"

#turnecoat #long post #ic #verse;; URS truly #//since other em verses do no know what guzzlord is #dashboard games;; slight detour before the battle #//IT HAS BEEN SO LONG VERRRRRY SORRY PLANE #friendship questionnaire;;

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heartsoulspiritelite · 1 year ago

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Edge x christian

Summary- Ever since Rated RKO was created Randy & Adam have gotten very close and frankly it has made Jay quite jealous and lonely. To be completely honest Jay wants Adam all to himself but of course that cant happen because Adam is as straight as a stick (so he thinks)

Please show me?

Ever since Rated RKO was created Randy & Adam have gotten very close and frankly it has made Jay quite jealous and lonely. He didn't want to confront Adam about it or anything but they're just friends so it shouldn't be that big of a deal. But to him it is, Like whenever he tried to talk to his best friend before a match Randy shows up and distracts Adam and leaves jay standing awkwardly, alone and ignored. He knows its not Randy nor Adam's fault but he cant help but be upset.

To be completely honest Jay wants Adam all to himself but of course that cant happen because Adam is as straight as a stick (so he thinks ). He knows that sounds pretty weird and self centered but he doesn't mean it that way, Jay has recently come to terms with his sexuality and feelings for Adam, He doesn't know why he feels like this and feels pretty ashamed that he does so he's trying to now hide his feelings for as long as he can and to distance himself away from Adam to try and make them go away.

"I'm so stupid! How i let this happen! Why do you make me feel this way Adam. Why. Its not like you'll ever care anyways you're always off with your little randy" Jay rants to himself while sobbing.

Hes currently in his change room getting ready to have a match with- you guess who- yup Randy, and who's accompanying him to ring- yup Adam. OF COURSE. All he wants is edge and christian to be back together. No more rated rko, he just wants his best friend back.

While hes finished getting dressed he wipes his tears and puts on a happy face and walks out to the gorilla.

"Hey Jaybird you ready for your match with Randy" Adam greets Jay

"Yeah i am, Honestly cant wait for it to be over though i just wanna get back to bed" Jay answers

"Hey Adam Come here" Randy asks while Adam walks back over

he felt his heart drop to his stomach and just like that jay was forgotten about. Once again.

He heard his music hit and walked out and did his usual entrance. After his was finished rated rko's song started playing and Randy and Edge started walking out. Without realizing it Christian was glaring pretty harshly at Randy.

During the match Christian was doing pretty good until he felt Randy throw an extra hard punch, he doesn't know if it was by accident or not but he felt that it was on purpose. All he knew was that it was going to leave a black eye in the morning.

While he was distracted feeling his face Randy did a rko on him and ended the match. Jay just felt like he wanted to cry.

Adam was watching the match between Jay and Randy until he saw Randy throw a really hard punch that actually made Jay blind sighted and actually take a step back while covering his face. It actually made Adam quite worried and told himself to check up on Jay later. Recently hes felt that Jay hasn't been as talkative as he usually is and its made Adam a bit upset because he doesn't know whats wrong. He tries to talk to Jay but Randy always shows up and forces Adam to listen to him.

Adam watched Randy hit an rko on Jay and pin him for the three count. Adam acted very happy for randy and hugged him while walking back up the ramp but frankly all he wanted to do was go see Jay, he knew he wasn't badly hurt or anything but he just felt that he had to- no needed to see Jay, Adam's been ignoring him lately and it hasn't even been on purpose and he feels really bad because he doesn't mean to ignore him.

Jay walks backstage into his dressing and locks door and starts to undress himself. Once hes done changing his pants but keeps his shirt off he looks in the mirror and starts to cry. Nobody could ever love someone like him, especially Adam that's why he probably always ignores him, because he doesn't want to be seen with him. No one does.

Adam walks through the hallways trying to find Jay locker room. When he finally does he goes to knock but hears muffled sobs.

"Jay..? Are you alright" Adam asks Softly while knocking on the door.

When Jay doesn't answer but keeps sobbing Adam checks if the door is unlocked and opens it softly.

When he does, his heart nearly breaks. He catches Jay looking at himself topless in the mirror sobbing while touching his stomach.

"Jaybird whats wrong?" Adam asks him softly while slowly walking towards him.

Jay jumps a bit startled when he hears his voice and Adam instantly feels bad for frightening him.

"A-Adam what are doing here? Why aren't you with Randy" Jay exclaims while wiping his tears

"Jay i came to come see you. Are you okay?" Adams asks Jay

"Yeah i'm fine, Whats up?" Jay exclaims nonchalantly with his lip trembling.

"Jason you're not okay, You can talk to me you know what right? We're best friends" Adam reassures him.

"Are we though Adam because he rarely come and see me anymore to talk or anything and we never hang out how we used to, you're always off with Randy" Jay tells him quite coldly

"what? Jay-" Adam starts

"Do you not want to be seen with me? Am i too ugly and boring to be seen with edge anymore because you've changed quite a bit. What happened to the Adam i love" Jay exclaims sadly

he almost starts to cry again before he realizes what hes said and instantly freezes

"T-the Adam you what? Wait you're gay?" He starts

"Adam i'm so sorry i-"

"Wait so is that why you're always glaring daggers at Randy? You're jealous? Jay i'm so sorry i never meant to ignore you i didn't even realize it was happening. I love you to alright, its been so hard to come to terms with and i didn't know how to react" Adam explains softly

"Wait you're gay to?" Jay asks in the most confused tone ever and a straight face

"yeah" Adam laughs slightly

"And what the hell do you mean are you 'quote on quote' to ugly and boring to be around me? Jay you are the most beautiful man I've ever my laid eyes on, and your laugh is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard and i could listen to it all day. Jason Reso you make me the happiest man when i'm with you. Nobody can make me laugh like you, you make everyday entertaining Jay. I love spending my time with you Jaybird" Adam explains

"Adam stop lying there's not way i'm the most beautiful man you've ever laid your eyes on" Jay whispers sarcastically while almost starting to cry again

Adam hugs him and starts to rub his bareback and his other hand slowly reaches down and lightly squeezes his ass

"How about i show you how beautiful you are" He whispers

"A-Adam!" Jay blushes profusely

"I-i'm sorry" Adam laughs

"i'm serious though i will seriously show you if you want me too because trust me Jay i ain't lying."

"Please show me" Jay mutters just below a whisper

"what was that darling?" Adam asks while grinning

"Please show me how beautiful i am Adam, because maybe then ill believe you" Jay asks cheekily while also slightly embarrassed while still blushing majorly

"Of course i will Jay, Remember all you gotta do is ask"

"But please seriously remember you are worth so much jaybird and anybody would be lucky to have you. I love you"

'I love you to Addy"

~Cross-posted on wattpad & ao3~

#christian cage #edge wwe #wwe fanfiction #aew imagine #randy orton #wwe imagine

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hard-core-super-star · 1 year ago

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I- keep me on my toes??dhsjakak okay?? mhm, very deserved win....🙄 good thing luck is on my side, I could say the jury just likes me too much to not be merciful, but then that could lead to them proving me wrong just for the sake of it, so I'll keep quiet.

how so? 🤨 and, yeah... I think we maybe, just maybe, I'm saying maybe we should do this, I'm right behind you on this one. we nailed it.

thank you, but I think it shines brightest when you're the one using 119%. that's... that's cute 🥹 mailing it would only make the process longer and more complicated, so giving it to them in person was clearly better lmao. okay, so who has a better memory, you or a goldfish? more scientific research. yup, unfortunately that's how it, and I'm almost ranting about how unfair this is.

cute until be the person ignored by your cat who is literally your best friend 😭 poor baby, I didn't mean to laugh but the way you put it made it funny- hajkskakdjk oh my, this is so adorable. have you been with them for a long time? I'm also proud, I think we're both behaving ourselves about this.

yes! I just created a group of angst fic enthusiasts, you're invited to join it. (hmmmm... okay. this will be my “good night and sleep well” to you. here is your so wanted second star, you deserved it 💫 this one is a shooting star so you have one wish)

– 🌟

i definitely didn't fall asleep before you sent this last nightand it's definitely not 5am right now 😶 hey, hey, i don’t appreciate that sarcasm, put the eye roll away. that…might not be completely wrong but since you technically didn't say it, i won't confirm or deny your suspicions.

i mean, out of the two of us, you're still the anonymous one so you have an extra layer of safety. look at us finally agreeing on something, i’m proud. i don't know exactly how we should go about doing this but i’m down if you are 👀

you don't think it shines bright when a literal star uses it? akdjjdjdsksk 🥹 yeah, plus giving it to them in person also allowed me to see their reaction in real time. i don't think any of my friends ever thought it was as cool as i did but that's alright, no harm done 🤷 as painful as it is to admit it, if you're doing scientific research, i’m going to have to give it to the goldfish. my memory is awful which makes studying for exams very fun…not. it’s very unfair but weirdly…idk if romantic is the word i’m looking for but it’s something like that. not necessarily the having to hide part but being able to fall in love regardless of all the backlash that lingers.

i- you always end up laughing when i share these things so idk, i think you just like laughing at me, tbh. i am once again threatening to bring the sad eyes emoji back, i think i deserve it this time. i’ve had one of them for i think 8-ish years, almost 9, and the other one literally showed up at my door 4 years ago. i’ve obviously grown very attached to both of them, even if they’re mean af. i think so too, we’re very well behaved.

i will very happily join it considering so many of my fics end up leaning into angst territory. [i didn't see this last night but thank you anyway aksksksk it’s most definitely morning for you so good morning! and thank you!! finally. i only had to be dramatic and practically beg for it but i appreciate it. and i definitely made a wish, too bad i can't share it or it won't come true 😶]

#rubix replies #🌟

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saintobio · 4 years ago

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okay at first ieiri and getou were kinda annoying me but with the new chapter it actually made me like them, especially getou. I was assuming that getou actually didn't mind gojo cheating on yn with sera but with what he said to gojo about just not wanting to meddle with his business really changed my mind (plus they were really nice to yn during the trip) and ok i kinda wanna talk about with what yn said to gojo about his mom, i wholeheartedly believe that she only said that in the midst of her anger, she just got so fed up that she allowed her anger to basically say what she's feeling. yes it's not right for her to say that to gojo knowing that he has trauma with that but then again people say things they don't mean when they're angry (and plus with how much pain gojo caused yn i'm giving her a free pass on this one) but anyways sorry for the somewhat mini rant, just wanna say I genuinely loved this chapter and I can't wait to see what happens in the next chapter <3333

with one of the previous asks, i actually made a long ass explanation abt ieiri and geto’s sentiments re: gojo’s infidelity 😭 some of you guys should really trust me when i tell you all to wait for things to unfold lol anyways, yup !! y/n cares for gojo too much and if there’s anyone who understands his trauma, it’s her. it’s def just the rage talking when she brought up his mom and, unlike him, she actually had the decency to apologize straight away.

#saintobio.asks #series: sincerely not

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sky-drgn · 3 years ago

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Sweater Paws - Dazai x Reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 953

Hope you enjoy! ^-^

Banner edit by @blake-elladonna

The colder weather was setting in as the season changed. Sweaters, boots, heavy jackets, and scarves would be needed to get through the harsher months. Dazai didn’t own many sweaters or warmer clothes. It didn’t bother him any. Dazai always claimed not to feel the cold. Unless he was trying to annoy someone that is. Yet even he could use a nice soft sweater. So Y/N bought him one.

The couple had recently moved in together. During the process, Y/N had gone through old clothes and donated the clothes she didn't wear anymore. With the cold weather settling in she found she had fewer winter clothes than originally believed. So, she went to get more. While at the store, she looked at some clothes for her picky boyfriend. It was rare to see the man outside of his usual attire. Even during the extremes of winter and summer, Dazai could be found with his usual button-down, vest, slacks, trench coat, and of course, his layers of bandages. How he hasn't frozen to death or had heatstroke, Y/N doesn’t know. Or anyone else for that matter. He liked his outfit, and it worked for him. Dazai didn’t think he needed to change it.

“Dazai, can you try a sweater on for me?” Y/N asked when she returned home. “I know, I know, you like your outfit. But it’s more so for the house than to go out in. Just once! And if you really don’t like it or something I can return it.”

The man in question looked at the sweater his one true love was holding up. It was a plain maroon sweatshirt. No design or anything special. Well, except for the fact that it looked too big for him. He knows getting clothes for him is difficult because of his height, but he knows Y/N knows what size he is and makes sure to get the right one. So the fact that the sweatshirt is big was curious. It is also extremely soft. Dazai agreed to try it on.

Walking out into the bedroom, Dazai found Y/N sitting on their bed. It was clear she was waiting for him to finish changing into the new sweatshirt. “It’s a bit big, don’t you think, Belladonna?”

Looking up at her boyfriend, Y/N smiled, “No! It’s perfect. I got it big on purpose.” Y/N said as she got up. “I did get the right size just in case you liked it but didn’t like that it was too big. But look! Stretch your arm out.”

Dazai did as his other half said. Only fingers could be seen pushing past the end of the sleeve, and even then, a small part of his fingers was still hidden by the sleeve. It wasn’t exactly practical, but if it was just for at home, then it wasn’t so bad.

“It’s perfect!” Y/N said, seeming happy about it. “It’s nice and soft, right? This way you can stay warm and it’s soft and loose so it won’t irritate your skin! I think I’m going to steal the one that I got in the right size so I have one too.”

“‘Won’t irritate my skin?’” Dazai asked as he watched Y/N turn to change into the smaller sized sweatshirt she had originally gotten for him. The brunette wondered if his girlfriend realized what she said. Still, he smiled at how much thought she had put into getting the sweater.

“Yup! That way if you don’t feel like putting on all of your bandages, no matter what you do, with the exception of your neck, you’d still be completely covered.” As Y/N realized her words as she finished pulling the other sweater overhead. “I mean you know if you wanted to. I’d never ask you to take them off or not wear them! I know that you like wearing your bandages! And that you’ve always worn them! And and… I just- I thought- I didn’t- I can take it back! It’s not a big deal I’m probably gonna have to go back anyway cause I did get a lot for myself and I don’t need so many so I can just take it back with that stuff! I should have asked you about first and-”

Before Y/N can continue ranting on, Dazai cuts her off with a kiss. His sweater covered palms resting on her cheeks. “I understand what you are trying to say. You just want me to be comfortable. And I appreciate that.” Dazai kissed his lover's forehead gently, smiling as he did so. “I do like the sweater and would like to keep it. It matches the one you’re wearing. Plus it’s soft, just like you said.” Another kiss, this time to her nose. “Besides, you put a lot of thought into getting this. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” Y/N smiled up at him. Her cheeks were still red with her embracement as she leaned up to capture Dazai’s lips in a kiss.

Dazai did wear the sweatshirt a lot. It was his go-to article of clothing after showers on chilly evenings. The oversized piece of clothing was perfect for him. Y/N loved to see his sweater covered hands. Constantly saying how cute he looked in the sweater that's too big for him. Dazai countered with the same thought since she kept the sweater that was his size, making it too big on her. But Dazai loved the domestic feeling of it all. It was a feeling he never thought he’d experience, and that he loved it that much more.

As time passed, Dazai, on good days, would leave off the bandages on his chest.

#bsd dazai osamu #bsd dazai #sweater paws #bsd dazai x reader #dazai x reader #buying Dazai clothes #dazai fluff #bsd dazai fluff

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 3 years ago

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Tell me a story about hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

"You know this one? About the monster who really, really wanted to have a foot, so what does he do?"

"He robs graves."

"Right. And he does this every single night."

"What?"

"Every. Single. Night."

"Oh. Um. So."

"I just told you about this monster, and you're telling me about another monster? There are tons of them. Do you know how many coffins change hands in any given week in Egypt?"

"I don't know."

"More than zero."

"Um. Also?"

"Also."

"Also?"

"Also, he had the worst relationship with his girlfriend."

"The worst? How the hell did you manage that?"

"I don't know the story."

"Of course you don't. We don't know the story, and that's the point. We have the skeleton of some story, but it's nothing approaching a coherent narrative. But this: The Monster of Burial-Underground-XXVII, AKA the Monster of the Greatest Ever Coffin Robbery in the Whole Wide World, and his girlfriend, the Princess of Crime, and the Princesses of all the other Criminal Princesses, and the Terrible Secret about how they had a big fight, it ended with the princesses sending the skeleton of the Monster of the Greatest Ever Coffin Robbery through the floor of society, which he was sitting at watching the skeleton of the Princess of Crime collapse, and the other criminal princesses just having enough of the terror of his crimes that they, their families, and all their followers arrested him, but he didn't go to jail, no, he escaped, because he was so super extra great, to the point that his girlfriend, who was the real princess of crime, had to shoot him in the thigh with a crossbow a couple of times, he was so super extra great when he wasn't dead, and her family, well, they were the King and Queen of Crime, so anyway, she was the consort of the King, and the King had her arrested for the murder, but, well, she was the real Princess of Crime and the real king was like, some kind of fraud as far as she's concerned, so the real king got in touch with his sister, the Queen of Crime, who was also the consort of the King, and she told the real King, 'You know the guy? The guy who killed me? He's got this friend who used to be the general of his army, he's like totally obsessed with the guy, if you get me into his place he's going to rant nonstop about how he really really wants a foot, like we talked about this guy who had a foot, and he's so mad about his foot he's robbing graves,' and uh."

"This is insane."

"Amen."

"And this guy who really really wanted to have a foot is you."

"Yup."

"What?"

"That's right."

"The guy whose wife you have an affair with, he really really wants a foot."

"Yup."

"You just told me all about him robbing graves."

"Yup."

"And you expect me to believe that there was a Princess of Crime who was a King's consort with this story?"

"Yup."

"You're just going to have to trust me on this one."

"Yup."

"…are you two always this fucking stupid?"

"Always. Yes."

"So like you've never had an idea in your whole stupid life?"

"No."

"Even once?"

"No. I mean, yes. Well, no. Not about this."

"But you'd like to try?"

"I'd like to try."

"Well then? Come up with something!"

"Okay."

"Make it good."

"Okay."

"…You know that line about how if a genie gave me a lamp I could get my wish, but for the price of this lamp I'd have to sacrifice my friend?"

"Yes?"

"I wish that."

"…"

"That's what I could wish."

"…"

"And?"

"And you're not my friend."

"I want this lamp."

"No you don't."

"I want this lamp. And if you have to give up your friend, so be it."

"…"

"Okay, okay, I could probably get you to give up your girlfriend."

"…You can have a foot too."

"You know, I could probably get you to give up your girlfriend."

"…"

"…I bet we can't even get you to give up your girlfriend."

"Alright."

"…I could probably get you to give up your relationship with your girlfriend."

"…"

"Not your girlfriend."

"Alright."

"Alright, fine. We need to talk about this."

"…"

"Let's talk about this. Come on. Come on up here, sit over there."

"…"

"To the left. Just a little bit."

"…"

"Now stop waving your hands in the air."

"…"

"Make me a cup of coffee."

"Ugh."

"My princess."

"How long have you known about this?"

"The day we got married."

"The day you got married?"

"Yup. And the day that just came and went, didn't it?"

"…"

"Yeah."

"Alright. Then it's one every other Thursday."

"What?"

"I have to go."

"…"

"I'll let myself out."

"…"

"Well? So, how's your foot feeling?"

"…"

"What?"

"Nothing. My foot's fine."

"You know, I thought you were this really naughty girl, but now I'm thinking you're so very stupid."

"…"

"You just won't give me the lamp, you know."

"…"

"But I don't even want the lamp."

"…"

"We really should have had this conversation long before we were married."

"…"

"Yeah?"

"…"

"Ow!"

"Ah, the feeling of having your mind blown."

"…"

"I'm going to sleep now."

"…"

"Yeah. You do that."

"…I just wish… we could have gotten a wedding annoucement, you know? A wedding announcement in the newspaper."

"…"

"I know. I know this goes against the whole 'no, I could never get married, I hate love' concept, but I just keep thinking, if I didn't get married, how would that look?"

"…"

"You'd just, like, be this… married person?"

"…"

"I mean, this is what we do in our culture

#omegaxenonaut

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trisockatops · 8 years ago

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It’s 5 am and I’ve only written kind of a paragraph and finished one paper out of three or four.

I still have to re-do my formatting, fix the units on my tables, fix the subscripts on my images, check my references, update my table of contents, and put my images and tables back into my document.

I’m fucked lmaooooooooooooo

#thesis writing #grad student life #yup i'm a failure #a useless incompetent failure #whatever they're not gonna pass it anyway #they didn't pass it the first time #why the hell would they pass it the second time #rant #me #by it i mean me #the thesis is the embodiment of my skill #which is nothing

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hitsugikuro-blog · 6 years ago

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I agree, i mean i was shocked and even say, "Lizzie, no!" When she called him out. But I still didn't hate her for it. To be fair, OCiel really brought that upon himself.

Yup. This is the very definition of karmic retribution for all of the stuff OCiel has done. And I mean, it’s hard to watch because we’ve just had a year of flashbacks showing us exactly how everything went down with his family, his childhood and how the contract played out. We’re supposed to feel sympathetic with him after all of that. We’re supposed to react with ‘holy shit, it just keeps getting worse!’ and feel like the other characters are attacking him.

But it’s still a case of ‘cool story, still murder’ for all of the things he’s done to those around him. You can say that he was only trying to protect them from reality (and he did try), but there are also a lot of people he’s betrayed or fucked over.

Anyway, small rant over. At the end of the day we have to remember that it’s a dark series filled with flawed people. Thanks for writing!

#kuroshitsuji #chapter 142 #mad-hatter-ison #ask #spoilers

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A non-Clark-y Kara would have been so badass 😂 In the comics and e.g. Young Justice she did always come across as the "tougher" of the two...🤔 Ohh, imagine what those Karamel dynamics could have been like🤣🤣 (Tho their idiotic-arguing-puppy-love is just heartwarming 😂)

Oh, I'm not even gonna argue. I love Kara, but this is one argument on which iI will NEVER even slightly agree with her. I mean, you already pionted out more than enough points for why, but the fact she didn't bother any other alien (e.g. from the alien bar) about how they're selfish for not superheroing or that she didn't consider she herself spent all but what? A year? on earth without superheroing and even Kal/Clark didn't always just makes her whole point pathetic... Same with the Jeremiah situation when once again Mon was made out as wrong and bad for what? Being right? Being cautious? Just no. And nobody ever apologized!!!😑

I don't get what they have against Kara being in therapy anyway, like Young Justice spent a whole episode giving the Heroes therapy sessions to deal with their trauma/traumatic experience...

Ohhh, but what could warrant her staying forever?🤔

Ohhh 😱😍😭 I'm not sure whether to be happy of having a karamel godkid (you do realize you just sent me into a terrible downward spiral of "What does he look like? What is he like? Is he more like Kara or more like Mon or their perfect like mix? HOW DID HE DIE? I MUST PROTECT LITTLE PRECIOUS KARAMEL CHILD!", right?😅😂 I NEED ANSWERS!!) or to go sit in the corner and bitterly cry over his death...

And no, I definitely DO want to hear about Mon and Lan's deaths and how Maya reacted! I NEED to know 😭😭😭

NOOO, write theeeeeemmm😭 You can't just drop all this heartbreak and not write and fix it!😭😭 (Just to clear up: I'd never wanna force you into anything at all ofc, so when I say sth like this, I'm just whining, don't feel forced to do anything🙈)

Haha, nah, it's fine anyway😁 Always good to have a bunch of book recommendations lying around for whenever I finally have time for it again☺

I'll give you a million tragic high-fives😂 And Yup, we're pretty much screwed by definition😅 (Tho, to be fair, in "The Mortal Instruments" I got attached to kinda two side characters(one a badass immortal warlock and one a cool shadowhunter) who did end up together, and even have their own spin-off which inlucdes them adopting two Kids! So that was a non-screwed over (homosexual) couple😁💃🏻)

Ohh, wait, which ones do you mean in Naruto?🤔

Yeah, esp. the absorption thing was sooooo awesome, poor Lydia finally got a break from announcing death😅 And yes, Parrish was so underrated and underused anyway... It's like they just literally forgot about him and the fact that they know a hellhound...🙈 Would have been awesome to see him save the day instead of Scott winning against everyone and everything cause freaking plotarmor...😩 (It's ridiculous he defeated people like Deucalion or Peter...)

HAHAHA, Greenberg calling him Bobby would have been the BEST SCENE EVER!!!😍😂🤣

I already put Lightbringer on the list😂 Ohhh, nice rule, but I doubt I'd manage that without abandoning everything else in life😂 Just reading a little is not possible for me, if I start the book, you can be sure I'll be done with it in 3 days at most😂 (Tho at least I get my Daily dose of fanfics, which does usually derail many of my to-do-plans or sleep schedule too, but hey, "less" than normal bookd🤷🏻‍♀️😅)

Haha, Thanks, not even sure how many exactly I'm still waiting for... There's stuff that hasn't updates since 2013 or so, so... Let's really not talk about this😅😭😂

Yeah, it's probably an unspoken anime fan rule😂 Tho hey, at least you're not my level of stupid about it and try to draw realistic stuff too😅 I'm pretty sure I owe Chris Wood at least 5 apologies for the terrible attempts I made at drawing him😅🙈🙈

HAHAHAHA, yess, that's a good way of going about it😂 Tho, tbh, while I love ranting about articles, they do very much so have their purpose and using the wrong one does indeed make a big difference at times🤔 But they're still terrible😉😂

Ah yes, the good ol' days of RTL2 and Pokito 🤔😍😊 Back when they spent at least 12 hours a day with animes etc😂 And well, I mean, animes do tend to be rather obvious about what's going on even if you don't understand anything🤔

Yup, side character fics are so freaking hard to get by... Just saaaaaaadddd😭😭😭

Ohhh, sounds like more than just dissapointment😅 I mean, I didn't exactly like the end or the way they made the later half of Naruto either, but what exactly was your major point of dissapointment? (Still my biggest problem was how they just nerved Naruto and Sasuke and the villains to god level and made everyone else pathetic, useless bystanders😅🤷🏻‍♀️🙈)

Haha, yess, weirdos for winners💃🏻

PS: ☺🙈🙈

XXXXXXX

Yeah, maybe we are getting that version in the movie. Still, probably not going to watch.

Hmm, interesting how their interaftions would look like. For sure she would quite quickly threw Lena's ass into the sun and feel zero remorese about it. But with Mon-El? Hmm.

Annoyed but intrigued or interested? Finally someone who remembered her planet and people and I don't think she would have been as butthurt about him being the prince. But... interesting idea for a fic, lol

And you know the BEST thing? She became a superhero when she was liek what, 24? ONLY becasue Alex was in danger. But well, hypocrisy was one of her character flaws.

I think Mon suffered from the "oh, no, Kara can;t apologize or admit she was wrong, especially to him". Anotehr funny thing is that's the SAME thing they had done to Alex and Kara. How many times Kara was right, but Alex screamed and didn't apologize?

Because oh she is oh so strong woman and doesn't need it. What is funny again, because thye have spent wasting time on some super dumb so called important eye-opening stuff and couldn't have spared one ep about mental health. Interesting, right?

That depends on my mood xD Because you know, as much as I like Danvers sisters I see their bond as problematic and it was never really approached. So, for example Kara deciding she needs to stay by Alex's side becasue uwu, life is brutal, she needs to three-wheeling her and her family for entire life and blah blah. What would BE CANON.

No. Becasue in the end I will want to write whole fic, so no ==' As I said, I'm the queen of unwritten angst, not written. But I can assure you, all my ideas are heartbreaking. For example mxy showing her all the scenes from her future life and all what happened, because she can't believe she just left her family etc. MUHAHAHAH

Errrm, is this malec ship? Becasue it sounds like them and I kind of know some of the stuff from Shafowhunters from the gifs on tumblr XD HAPPY FOR YOU!

Naruto, sigh. Funny stroy, in the begining i liked SasuxSaku but with time and how the story unfold, i started hated them. I really liked Sasuke and imo, he should have or died honorable death or stayed asexual and with no fam. Last Uchiha, no more curse and more people hunting for them. End of story. And seriosuly, I hate the "big breasted fangirl gets the dude and becomes the perfect waifu aka wet dream of every dude in Japan" (a big generalization, but you get my point). That's why I hate IchiHime ==' tbh, the same goes for NaruHina, but whatever.

Maybe they will fix things in the movie..... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't mind Scott, maybe he was not my fave character but was not bad... as for a typical teen kinda-superhero.

We would finally see Greenberg! And the conspiracy theory aka Greenberg being Bobby's halluciation or imaginery student would be clear xD

Hey, fics are in a lot of cases better than published books! I wouold ask you to go to sleep at a normal hour, but I do the same shit iwth books so xD

I like to swallow books like that... unless I get to a problematic part and I suspecty next things are going to destroy me xD so then sometimes I leave it for a few days... or months... sometimes years xD

Gurl TT All of my fave Gundam SEED fics are not finished TT ... oh wait, there is one mine that is not finished, oops

It's not stupid, it's how we learn, right? For example I stopped drawning alsmot in 100% but I like coloring books with pencils.

SO GO AND DRAW CHRIS!

Articles (in any language) will never make sense to me, so I bow to the queen *bows*

RTL2 was my wormhole to anime world xD with bad internet connection and almost no anime in Polish tv, it felt like heaven. Still my dad was always pissed off when he caught me watching, but well, typical anime fan's life xD

Sad high five. We are doomed *satres into the void*

You kow, the typical shounen stuff - from zero to god level, saving the world from apocalypsis, power of friendship, sometimes I really want the good guys losing. And well, the ships at the end - geeeeeeeeeez. Minus ShikaTema all were dissapoiting. Or maybe I'm salty after what they have done to Jiraya and Tsunade, who knows. And as I said, everything about Sasuke. Just. No.

YEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!

#my fam

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