#did u know the and you're smiling meme came from this

[fairlycaught]

The Lion in Winter, 1966, by James Goldman

[rockstarhaechan]

hiii, first of all, i love the 2015 memes <3 don’t listen to haters :( second, can i request a bsf nct dream reaction to u piercing ur nipples 😩 if your comfortable of course ☺️

thank youuuu <3 love your blog 🫶🏻

nct dream reacting to you getting your nipples pierced

pairing: bestfriend!nct dream x fem!reader

warnings: slightly smutty, flashing tits, jeno & hyuck fwb kinda, teasing, pet names (babe, doll, love), mention of being drunk

note: fun fact, always wanted nipple piercings but ended up with one on my lip instead :D also this is rushed, so pls excuse me :((

mark:

bro is completely shocked at first when you pulled your shirt up, revealing your newly pierced nipples

“how do you like it?” you asked as you smiled at him before noticing that you just flashed your tits in front of your best friend.

“they look nice dude, but you could’ve warned me before flashing me” mark scratched his head, trying to look away from your cleavage but failing miserably.

“actually can i see them again?” he asked carefully trying not to cross any boundaries with you.

you lifted your shirt up once again walking closer to him so he would be able to see the piercings better.

mark started licking his lips the closer you got to him, basically wanting to touch your tits but he kept his hands to himself.

renjun:

renjun was completely out of order when he saw you pulling off your shirt in front of him.

“wtf are you doing y/n?” he screamed at you, gripping your arms as he pulled you towards him.

staring at renjun before starting to laugh badly wiggling outta his grip.

“i got my nipples pierced and wanted to show it to you, don’t be so mad about me pulling my shirt off, it’s not like you never wanted to see my tits” you mumbled the last part, remembering that you heard renjun talk to one of his friends about your tits once.

renjun crossed his arms looking you deeply into the eyes “you got what?” he questioned confused asking himself if he understood you correctly.

“i got my nipples pierced” was all you said before finally pulling your shirt up, revealing your two piercings.

he stared at your tits before laughing hysterically loud.

“one is way more down than the other one i can’t” he breathed out while laughing leaving you a little sad but you ended up laughing as well

jeno:

"hey what's that under your top?" he asked you pointing at the two indents on your top.

looking down at your clevage you saw the four metal balls of your new piercings smirking at jeno.

"you wanna see?" biting down on your bottom lip, already knowing his answer.

"show me, i wanna see babe" he came closer to you, hands resting on your waist, playing with the hem of your shirt.

slowly dragging your top up, eyes never leaving jeno's until your tits been revealed.

jeno's eyes shot down staring at you, practically licking his lips.

"damn babe, you're looking hot as fuck" he stated eyes still focused on your tits as one hand moved to cup your left tit slightly touching your piercing.

"be careful it still hurts" you playfully slapped his hand away, jeno just laughed a little before saying "thought you liked pain, at least thats what you say when we're fucking"

jaemin:

he looked at you with question marks above his head, knowing something is different.

"you got your nipples pierced? thought you wanted me to come with you when you get them done y/n" jaemin was a little shocked due to the fact that you did it all on your own, because you normally have a low pain tolerance.

you just nodded cheerfully admiring how jaemin looked down at you.

jaemin was worshipping your body, and you loved that feeling of being loved, but he’s only your best friend so nothing will ever happen between the two of you.

but jaemin had other thoughts, he thought about how beautiful you looked and that he wanted to touch you so badly, but the gentleman he is, he kept his fingers to himself.

“you look so pretty with those piercings love” he exclaimed as he gave you a kiss on the cheek, being proud of how beautiful you looked.

haechan:

oh as soon as he saw the metal in your nipples he went wild.

absolutely loved the way your piercings looked, probably drooling right now.

“fuck doll you make me so horny, just look at you” he said as he wiped his corners of his mouth.

“are you okay hyuck?” you laughed out looking at your best friend who’s about to lose his mind.

haechan couldn’t resist anymore and soon both his hands were cupping your tits.

“oh god this is gonna be so good once it’s healed, you have no idea what i’m gonna do to you then” he almost sounded like it was a threat to you but he still kept a little of his charm while saying that.

you knew haechan was a little too horny sometimes, but he never said something like that before, not even when the two of you were fucking while being drunk.

pressing your legs together slightly due to haechan’s touch, moaning quietly.

“i think we should stop here doll, let’s continue this once your tits are all healed up” he grinned as he slapped you on the ass before he walked away

chenle:

chenle didn’t even noticed your piercings at first, only when you pointed it out.

“look what i’ve got lele” you showed him the indents under your hoodie but he looked at you skeptical.

“tits? you’ve always had them or what do you mean” he was obviously confused about what you were talking.

quickly dragging your hoodie over your head, standing in front of him chest naked until he finally noticed it.

“oh you got your nipples pierced, looks good tho” he said sounding a little bored, so you nagged his shoulder to get his attention once again.

“only good? do you know how much pain that was?” being a little pissed at him but you couldn’t keep a small smile away from your face.

“well, if it hurt that much maybe you shouldn’t have gotten them done then” he walked away sassy throwing his hands in the air.

jisung:

jisung was completely out of order, not knowing where to keep his hands, eyes or his head when you pulled your shirt up.

“ji, what are you looking at? my tits are here” you wheezed as he was looking at the ceiling.

“i don’t wanna be rude and stare so i’m just looking up” he scratched his neck finally eying you.

mouth hanging wide open, visible drops of sweat forming on his face, eyes open and blinking fast.

“cat caught your tongue?” you teased him stepping closer to jisung as you took his hands.

“y-you look shitty, i m-mean pretty” he stuttered, face palming himself after what he just let out.

“oh ji, you’re so cute” you giggled before grabbing your shirt and putting it back on.

[deffonotjae]

you're the sturniolos little sister. (nick, matt, and chris) uve always been rly close to your brothers, so their friends, are basically ur friends. especially since u guys are only two years apart. one friend in particular tho..u had this different kind of connection with. nate. youve known each other since middle school, and hes been your bsf since. you guys have liked each other basically since the moment u first met, both of u being too scared to confess to the other..

one day though..the tension was thick..not the usual thick. it was like u guys couldnt hold back any longer. u needed each other right then and there. all ur pent up emotions over the years finally got to u both, and uve been dating ever since. the thing is..u have to keep it a secret, since ur brothers are hella protective over u. u guys r also scared that ur relationship will complicate theirs with nate. so far, its been going well, and uve been together for about a month..something happens that seriously complicates this secret...and makes for a hilarious wedding story.

u and nate are sitting on the couch, listening to music, sharing airpods, scrolling on tiktok..u guys would send each other shitty, stupid memes and laugh ur asses off occasionally. a song w a rly bad intro comes on suddenly, and u look over at him and give him a knowing look, before u laugh.

"babyyy, baby, come on here me out- js wait for it." nate says, shoving u playfully, while laughing and admiring ur cute giggles. he forgot, nick, matt, and chris, were literally in the living room with you. they heard that.

how long can the js bsfs excuse go on for ?..

you didnt even realize he called you baby in the moment, instead, you leaned more into him and playfully took his hat, placing it on ur head and lookin in his eyes..staring actually.. "wait for it..right." you replied teasingly, as you smiled widely, teeth peaking out, nose scrunching slightly.

he watched you take his hat, laughing a bit as u placed it on your head, finding it adorable how his hat was a little big on you. he smiled as you played with it, and he just looked at you, studying every single feature on your face. as you smiled, showing your teeth and scrunching your nose..he just fell more in love w you. he couldn't help himself, as his eyes drifted down to your lips for a second. he looked back up at your eyes, blushing a bit and looking a bit worried..

he stared for a few moments longer, before glancing at your brothers..who were glaring at him hard. he immediately tore his eyes away from you..as he knew you guys needed to keep the relationship a secret..but god, did he wanna make out with you right then and there..

you blinked, your lips parting as soon as you watched his eyes go to your brothers. ur throat got dry, as you looked from them to nate..it just clicking in your pretty little mind, now overthinking every small move you made. your gaze shifted over to your brothers, specifically..matt..as you smiled lightly, your eyes just a tad bit wide- trying to seem as un-awkward as possible.

your relationship with matt, was an interesting one- complicated, yet not at all..love, hate, almost..but all love, made out as hate. matt was the most protective over you, when it came to boys anyway, as he had dealt with far too many assholes, in not only his circle, but yours..he knew nate was the exact opposite, and if anything, him being with you would be a relief, but he wouldnt admit that, not at this moment at least..

you sigh dramatically, leaning back, and sinking into the couch, just barely brushing your thigh against nates..like a secret or something. telling him to just go along with this, as your eyes meet matts, then nicks, then chris', then matts again..as yours rolled, and you threw your head back. "actin like we're making out on the couch or something.."

matt was giving nate a poker face, look, yet he had quite a clue what was going through his mind. matt always knew when something felt different, and right now..it felt way different. he had a feeling something was going on, but he didn’t have any proof..he couldn’t prove it. but he could definitely still be a dick about it. he narrowed his eyes at the two of you, not believing a thing. "bet you would if you could though."

you, scoffed as you looked up at him then nate..then ur other brothers. "always on my dick." you muttered, annoyed, as you let out a groan.

nate had to contain his smirk, as he looked over at you, shaking his head slightly, trying not to laugh. it was funny seeing you act all hot and bothered..he nodded at u, before glancing at the others, and nodding at them too. "always on ur dick, baby.." he said teasingly as he mockingly pouted with u, and placed a hand behind your head..stroking ur hairs softly.

you gasped, as you looked over at nate, your lips parted, and your brows furrowed, as you flicked his forehead..hearing the nickname slip up again, even louder. laughs fell from your lips the second you did so, your eyes squeezing shut as you buried your face in his shoulder.

he couldn’t help but laugh as well, the sound mixing with yours. it was cute how u tried to act all annoyed to cover things up. he loved it when your nose scrunched up and your brows furrowed together..the laughs that left your lips, and the way you buried your face into him. he glanced over at your brothers, seeing them looking at the two of you..in confusion. he swallowed dryly, his hand caressing the side of your arm.

your head shifted against his shoulder, looking up at him, through fluttered lashes, and pouted lips, but not purposely pouted this time..his hat still resting on your head, almost goin over your soft, gorgeous, eyes..as you smiled all giddy looking in his, soft, longing, eyes.

he looked down at your expression, and his breath hitched in his throat, and seeing you in his hat made him feel unbelievably happy for some reason.

matt clenched his jaw harder, seeing your guys’ stupid giggling, and the sweet, tender, look in both ur eyes. he could tell that something was going on. he was about to comment on it, when nick spoke up suddenly..

"...are you two...?"

you looked at nick, then your other brothers, taking in their looks of dumbfounded, realization..and you couldn't help but laugh, genuinely laugh..like it was fucking hilarious. you gazed over at nate, sayin in between gasps.. "us..? oh..my..god." you wiped your eyes, and took a breath, leaning back on the couch, your head almost subconsciously leaning against nates arm.

nate couldnt help but laugh with you, but all he could think of, was how hard his heart was beating. "oh- us together..?"

matt narrowed his eyes at the two of you, feeling more irritated and confused by the second. he clenched his jaw harder, he was pissed off, he uncrossed his arms, and leaned back.

"..if the two of you were together, i hope you know how pissed..we’d be.." matt announced blunty, with narrowed eyes, and a cocked eyebrow..as his eyes traced over the two of you.

you cocked a brow as well, hearing his little sentiment..your head tilting, as you smiled.."well thats a shame..cus we're totally like- in loveee.." you replied, mocking sarcasm..

nate tried to hold back a smirk, as he heard you say, "in loveee.." even in that sarcastic tone of yours. he couldnt help but scoff..knowing you really were in love, but since you started this game, he might as well play along. "awhh..yeah- so in love.."

nick and chris shared a groan of a look, as they watched your guys’ little act go on. they couldn’t help but feel like you guys were lying through your teeth..and for some reason, they could sense it, and they just desperately wanted to hear the truth..so they could either confirm their suspicions, or feel relieved.

"enough of the bullshit, yeah..? ..just tell us the truth- are you guys together..?" matt grilled again, some how even more annoyingly and serious than before.

You groan, dramatically, as you lay down on the couch, using nates thigh as a headrest. You lick your lips..acting nonchalant always confused the fuck out of them, and fuckin w your brothers, was the funnest thing on planet earth. "why would we be together..? like- ever..?" You asked, and then as soon as you said it, burst with laughter again, this time completely genuine..your thoughts being how insane this whole secret relationship thing was, how funny their reactions to this was, and how only you and nate knew what was rly goin on.

nate couldn’t hold back his grin as u layed down on his thighs. he desperately wanted to play with ur hair, hold your hand, or just touch you in any way while u were down there. he watched as your giggles came out again, and he laughed with you once again, in agreement and knowing that you weren’t gonna crack under their brothers’ pressure

"yeah baby..like- ever.." he replied, sarcasm dripping from his voice, as he kept looking at your brothers, enjoying their frustrated faces

You laughed even harder as he called you baby, and took his hat off your head, looking up in his eyes, and placed his hat on his head.. "ur good at this game." You said jokingly, as you continued to laugh..

nate couldn’t stop himself from laughing as well. u were making this so much fun. he looked down at you, and smiled widely when u put his hat back on his head, secretly loving the feeling of his hat on u..

chris had a half amused, half irritated look on his face. he was starting to grow a bit amused with watching this little act, but he was also very annoyed that the two of you kept lying. no matter how ridiculous their responses were..he suddenly spoke up, his voice quieter and calmer than matt’s

"seriously, just be honest..are you two together or what ??"

You burst out into even more laugher, almost rolling off the couch and onto the floor, from your infamously boneless laugh..

nate couldnt stop laughing along with you, as you burst into a new fit of laughs, almost rolling off the couch. he had to grab your shoulder gently to keep you on the couch, and he just continued smiling at how well you and him were playing this act. he couldn’t even answer your brothers question, as he was too busy holding back a full smirk, finding the whole situation hilarious..

ur brothers couldn’t hold back a few chuckles, feeling ur guys’ laughs was contagious. they still wanted to know the truth though, and they were just getting more and more frustrated as the time went on..matt spoke up suddenly, his voice getting louder

"hey- can you two please just be serious for a second ?! "

nate could tell that they were growing impatient. he looked at matt, his hand still holding your shoulder, and he saw the irritation on his face. he knew your brothers knew something was up by now, and he figured he should at least be a little bit serious, in answer to matt’s question..but still not give in..

You hum and rub your eyes, gaps in between ur laughs as u thought of this whole thing..u bring a hand up to the one that nate had on your shoulder, js fuckin with them even more..

nate looked down at you, watching as u rubbed the laughter-induced tears from your eyes. he smiled widely, and noticed you place your hand on top of his. his heart skipped a beat for a moment, and it took everything in him to not just burst out in grins and kisses you right there. he looked up at the others, seeing their faces, and he took a deep breath, trying to compose himself as he spoke

"listen..we already told you guys..we’re not together.."

chris was still amused by all of this, but still very skeptical. he just couldn’t shake the feeling that you and nates act was just that..an act..he suddenly spoke up again, in his cool, calm voice

"well, then why do you guys keep touching each other and talking with such- loving tones..?"

You burst out into laughs again, burying your face in nates lower stomach..muffled laughs filling the room..as your legs kicked a little from how fun this all was. You pull back softly before muttering, "mm, lovinggg tones." Just to start giggling again into his shirt.

nate couldn’t help but laugh as well, as u buried your face into his lower stomach, practically killing him. he loved that you were laughing so hard.

°°°

You glanced over at matt, smiling cockily.."what matty..? never seen two friends js laughin and havin fun..? "

[mesanthropi]

hihihi moots as svt memes go!

i feel like i know you from somewhere, anon 👁️👁️ but i have a shit ton of those so LET'S GO. I'M DOING THIS FOR ALL MY MUTUALS (memes under the readmore)

@wheeboo still can't believe we're moots. anyway, i literally just clicked on this one solely for the captions, but i guess i just gravitated to seungkwan naturally. we're all shocked by capitalism, but ate rani would be the most shocked by it. (she'd hate gas prices here in the ph)

@weird-bookworm these are all gonna be gose pictures, huh? /j this was literally her with me earlier this afternoon. like i was all "should i let the intrusive thoughts win", she came into the replies, then on discord HAHAHAHAH im so sorry you have to deal with my nonsense, but i am stuck with you like oxygen to blood cells.

@3ninth ok not a kpop mutual, but i don't have many mutuals so ya'll are here now no matter what fandom you come from 👉👉 homie is my fellow discord mod. miss her sm fr, hopefully she's back when the owner pops back in from school activities!! if you see this, paula, hope ur having a great time. if not, tell us who we need to beat up

@fairyhaos ATE YENAAAA <33 ok so as an alternative, there's [this], but! primarily, she's giving. this specific mingyu pic. this was defo them during the shua dating rumors and i don't blame her, BUT ALSO. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ALSO A THING WHENEVER AN ILLEGAL REQ POPS INTO THE ASK BOX. WHEN ARE WE GETTINBG AN UPDATE ON THE COUNT /JJJ

@kyeomyun she's the homie frfr actually. jadaders would tbh go "that's unfortunate" with the biggest smile on her face if there's any minor inconvenience that happens to either you or her. it's either in a way where girlie is fr amused by your misfortune, or this is a call for help. she's going thru it @ school so hopefully she gets a break soon ^^

@i-luvsang just for you, i'm getting an atz meme (and also bc its their 5th debut anniv <3). feel like marimoon would get the nearest stuffed animal in a shop, call for me, and do this with the blankest face they can manage. i'd lose my mind ofc i laugh at everything but especially shit like this. it's deadpan humor, i swear

@hannyoontify KIKIEEEEEEE <333 DO YOU LOVE ME /LYR /J anyway, kie!! my homie kie, we miss you here at residencia misantropia. moving on, we have this lovely jeonghan screenshot from a knowing bros episode. feel like this is their mood sometimes. hopefully you're taking care of yourself, man! when you come back, we're here with open arms fr ong!!

@joshuahonggf JIAAAA we don't talk much but i adore her sm. [img text's rough tr: i know you're getting nervous about tomorrow, sis] we'd probably be the type of homies who'd spam e/o on discord about a project we're grouped up in. or an exam. or a performance, one or the other. but we end up doing great anyway B))) we're cool like that

@haowrld HI PRE 👉👉👉 abnother filo buddy of mine hehehe. wishing u luck on ur fic btw! i assign to you this woozi screenshot. because sometimes, we get those moments of having zero thoughts in our head. this is also at every writer ever, we're good at imnagining shit but actually writing it is either the hardest thing ever or it comes naturally. goodluckies!!

@wqnwoos HANA WHO CAME BACK BECAUSE ANON CALLED THEM POOKIE 👉👉👉 /jjj but seriously, hana was one of the ppl i first followed after i discovered svt fics on tumblr. she's one of the firsy writer si followed!! but considerinh the fact that she used my iwn salt shaker threat against me, this is what they'd send me i think. idk. its lke 1:21 am im getting sillier with these

@mach1nat1on YOU. ASSHOLE. TRAUMATIZER. IMN GIVING YOU THIS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I FEEL SOMETIMES WHENEVER YOU DO SOME SHIY IN THE PRIVATE SERVER. YOU HURT MY BBGS YOU HURT ME!! DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!??! NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW 🗣️🗣️ but i also love u dw i forgive u everytime and i support your righst and your wromgs. just know that we are forever in a love/hate relationship

@lumasahina im gonna sc this and send this to our priv server but!! hey dude <3 traumatizer numero uno right beside mac and holls. this is you wnheever i manage to put lore into my silly little writings and my silly little characters. and for the record, just so you know, i feel the same way sometimes. i love how you do lore tho! it's always so well-done n they flow well hehe

@holland (not @ing for other reasons) my HOMIE OF ALL HOPMIES, MY POOKIECAKES MY POOKUMS SNOOKUMS <3 sorry abt that those were rge demons. the voices. anyway! here's your assigned meme. skz just for you. i'd take pics of you like this. those 0.5 angles on iphone, then use them as reaction pics or emojis in our server. but i would also cherish these pictures bc they're you and you r my resident "across the world homie for years". stay safe, drink water, and i hope to finish ur req soon aughhhh

holy shit its like 1:53am now wtf

[evildoombringer]

hi nakamura (i'm. not entirely sure which name you prefer to go by,,)

i. don't really know, personally, the depths of hurt that came from min leaving can't claim either. to understand what your going through right now

you both seem really close. it was always funny, to  read ur asks that you'd send i remember reading the "happy morning" one you sent and it had like this image of a smiling kid for some reason, for like a solid 5 months i just thought "oh cool, so that's what they look like:0" before i looked back and thought, "huh wait. they always added (very funny,  mind you) meme/pics to their asks. was that pic a meme too-?" and only then did i realize lmao

looking back on his responses, i can almost hear the amused tone or, however min would react. lol it was nice to see him talking to people who cared about him

im. not really sure what to say, without coming off as like.. pretentious.? but. if i can just assume for one second, from the asks they'd answer of yours, to everything i hear about min from all the people who know him, i. i. assume he really cared for you, and. i assume you cared for him as much.,

i dont. know your situation, at all. min had. already made up his mind when i even found his blog. so, just. i hope you'll be able to make a decision, you'll be. happy with

the future could get better. it could get worse i can't really see which one it'll be. i don't understand how close you and min were, at all but know. you arent alone im not sure, if you need to. understand or know someone to be there for them,but from the looks of it, min was. never really alone if he had you. so,i hope you also know your not alone there'are people here for you

im sorry. this is probably, meaningless to you in hindsight i just. yeah. in the end, whatever you choose is your decision but. your not alone im sorry if this comes off as assuming.  please. feel free to ignore this ask, if it oversteps in anyway or is just uncomfortable. i know sometimes one might just want- to vent and let it all out and the to have that acknowledged or responsded to might be. uncomfortable i. hope i didnt come off that way

but .yeah,

nice to. meet you by thw way. O(∩w∩)O (im sorry the kaomoji is so out of place jhsjsh i just remembered that one ask u sent hh)

hi custard

it hurts that he's gone, obviously, and i just haven't been on Tumblr for a minute, so seeing everything again is having a terrible effect on my psyche (ill live though haha). im just super weird about him and i realize that uhh nobody really knows that. but I'm super . . weird about him and uhhh yeah and um i regret everything lol

im surprised you thought i was a young chinese boy :sob: but. i understand how you could make that.... mistake.....

did you know the :smile: :sob: thing is a discord reference? :sob: is 😭 and :grimace: is 😬. if you're on a phone and u type the emoji out it should probably pop up, and the same thing happened on discord so he. um would do that when posting on Tumblr too out of habit, and i guess it eventually became a Min-Pal staple haha

and yeah he definitely cares about me, and im mad at him because he cares about me and left me his emails and shit to take care of and he did that because he knew im. weird and needed more than old messages and tumblr posts and i . m glad he did do all that and i love having some stuff to hold onto like his Spotify but. it's just upsetting i guess, since you know, id rather have him.

its really funny seeing how other people view him, to me, at least, i guess since i got to see not just him being bad-pathetic but him bad-bad in general (and I'm not going to explain further than this, as i, despite claiming to find it funny, am happier than not that he died with a t least a somewhat positive. Uh. Perception.)

idk I'm not like, a great persoj, and i did Just let him die instead of going to unimaginable lengths. and I regret that everyday, but he was so steadfast. he just didn't care anymore , and he had me to talk to but it was like he didn't care about trying (because once he decided he'd died, what really mattered past that?) Ssorry this is all so congested and contradictory and I make no sense

and, id love to believe you when you say stuff like "you're not alone" but it's terrible because I really am. like it's out of personal fault, but even the people I feel as though I could go to for help, I coukdnt bring myself to,, not when it's anything Too serious,, not to mention the fact I just got dumped because he said I was 'unhealthy' (after 10 months of reassuring me that its ok if I am cuz he'll help... but that's. A whole different thing and has nothing to do with min and I'm just bitter and bringing him up out of.... bitterness.)

and im glad u left the ask mikey i really am

idk it's just kinda sweet. now I feel more like angel and saki..... Auuuhhuhhh

i don't know what to do in any regard currently though so I think I'm just gonna continue mourning something that's been gone for a year now. Someone. and being bitter and upset, and reminiscing and trying his memory into music I like (and emailing my bf. [not considering him an ex] [email cuz he blocked my number] obsessively until he decides to take me back)

[waloeders]

i dont know why / i run away

ship: eamonn (ryder)/toji and implied /choso for both of them? its a future problem okay.

word count: around 2,400!

warnings: slight thirst/suggestiveness (thanks toji), some slight jjk spoilers for season 2. these two being bad at feelings!! really bad!!!

song: save your tears by the weeknd.

"-wait, wait, is it me or the curse? 'cause if yer needin' a wingman, i can probably get you in there. a coupla' words here or there, hmm?" he tilted his head, scratching the side of it as the thought ran away from him, "guy's got no experience though, could be kinda rough for ya'." now covered in a deep red flush, they stared at him for a moment, then rolled over and face planted their pillow. "you're such a dick!"

toji meme barrier to split it up sorry and thank u :p

this heat was going to be the death of them. a sweltering high, coated in sweat and moisture that left the air heavy to breathe, had rolled into tokyo a day earlier and the city had slowed to a crawling pace. even the cool, forested shades of jujutsu high were suffering from the heatwave.

and if not the heat - stupid toji fushiguro certainly would be.

he had barged into their room as informally as usual - barely taking note of their half-dressed form - and thrown a pack of cans into the mini-fridge they'd splurged on a few weeks back. when he'd turned back around, a can in each hand, ryder had tugged on a hoodie and was glaring at him through half-curved glasses.

"you didn't even knock, toji!" they cried out, groaning and fidgeting with the ends of the hoodie, "we talked about this, com'on, dude!"

toji titled his head, holding out a can of coke to them, "so you don't want this or what, huh?" he shrugged, a soft chuckle escaping, "all the more for me then!"

ryder snatched it out of his hand, sticking their tongue out as they did, grumbling a small, "dickhead." towards him.

the sorcerer snorted, ruffling a hand through their red curls, then flopped dramatically onto the bed beside them. he was beginning to regret wearing his favourite black muscle shirt, cursing silently at the way it clung uncomfortably to his skin.

"ugh. heat never used t'be this bad." he groaned into the pillow, moving his can to rest on his forehead, coolness seeping through.

"-back in your day, yeah, yeah. when was that again - the 1800s?"

his eyes flickered to them, watching the smirk grow on their face at the comment. ryder had positioned themself cross-legged, on the opposite side of the bed - their usual side, he knew that from the many movie nights he had spent here, catching up on all the ones he'd missed - and was half facing him, half facing the twirling fan in front of them, throwing thin strands of red around from where they'd escaped their newly-formed buns.

their smirk was quickly swallowed alongside a gulp of their drink and he found his gaze turning downwards to their neck, before forcing his eyes back up. a thin layer of sweat was coating their forehead and they rubbed it off with the back of their hand absent-mindedly.

toji blinked.

he was thinking too much.

there was definitely just as much sweat on him - and it wouldn't help him at all to ruin one of the few friendships he had.

even if they were stuck with him because of some damn curse.

"such a delight. it's a wonder y'get on with anyone, kid." his words, as always, held no real bite.

"bit rich, coming from you, old man-"

"-trust me, if i was rich, we wouldn't be here. your place is great 'n'all but-"

"it's okay. you can be honest with me, toj'... you're only here for my fan." ryder smiled at him, full of warmth, with one hand over their heart, and yet...

he could see the familiar cheeky glimmer in their eyes.

toji stared at them for a moment, glancing to the freckles spattered across their cheeks (he could've sworn there was 27 of them but it seemed like more had come out in the sun?-) and sighed.

"it's true."

they laughed, almost spilling the drink in their hands as they keeled over, and came back up grinning wickedly.

"i knew it."

"yeah, yeah. you figured me out." he face planted the pillow fully, aware of a flushed warmth taking root in his cheeks.

toji fushiguro was sure of it. ryder would be the death of him.

it was like he was a teenager again or how it was with megumi's-

he stopped the thought before it spiralled, grumbling into his pillow. his pillow. as much as they complained and threw insults (and sometimes fists) his way, they still had a pillow. just for him.

toji groaned loudly at the thought.

"hold on, we?" they mumbled, not quite aware he could hear them, and the familiar feeling of eyes on his back had the sorcerer pushing himself up, placing his can on the side table.

"ah, screw this." he declared, tugging his shirt off and stripping down to just boxers, "it's too hot for any of it."

"woah, woah!" ryder spun around, hands dramatically thrown up to cover their eyes, "PG, dude, PG!"

toji scoffed, stretching his arms behind his back with a muffled moan, "whatever, where's the damn remote? thought you kept it here?"

he gestured to the bedside table beside him with his head and he watched, as ryder's eyes flickered from him, to the table, then down to his chest and-

"no, you keep it on that side because you're a remote hog!" they huffed out, a flush of red creeping its way onto their cheeks, and they glared at the tv carefully positioned on the desk across from the bed.

"when you're not here, it's on my side. and i'm not telling where! you'll just put on another shitty buddy cop. time and a place - it's not here or now!"

"hmm, least you can see th'screen when my movies on."

"not fair, i didn't know it was gonna be that dark!"

"really? aren't all horror movies like that?"

ryder threw their head back and groan-yelled, before letting out a small "no..." that had the sorcerer laughing.

they leaned over to their bedside table, one hand rummaging through the drawer and the other placing their (now empty) can on the top. emerging a moment later with the remote in question, they threw it his way.

toji easily caught it with one hand.

"whatever, just pick something that ain't too loud. i'll just end up falling asleep to it anyway." they stretched, rolling their neck and humming to themself as they settled to lie down on their back, "s'too hot for anything else."

one hand strewn across the bottom of their hoodie, the other was used to push away strands of convinct hair from their eyeline.

fushiguro snorted at the comment, setting up the tv to play one of his "crappy" buddy cop movies, and settled down too. he found himself shuffling closer to them and reaching out to play with their hair, twisting strands of their fringe around one finger.

ryder froze for a second, before humming and closing their eyes at the sensation. what had previously been only the flickers of tiredness had been soon engulfed in a blaze, encouraged by his gentle touch.

"thanks toj'. didn't 'ave to come over y'know." they mumbled out, slowly turning to look him in the eyes, "'mean you're dropping everythin' for... well, a friend who didn't really need rescuing. 's'what eamonn's for, you know."

bleary-eyed, they grinned up at him and the sorcerer snorted softly, shrugging as non-chalantly as he could manage. his eyes flicked back to the tv, not wanting to see their reaction as he spoke.

"you needed me. 's'enough for me." toji ignored the slight flush rising at the confession and chuckled to himself, "besides. you're the only one with a fan. who else would i even bother with?"

ryder was sure of it. toji fushiguro would be the death of them.

they tutted, twisting to face the tv and shuffling just close enough to avoid touching him and the sweaty glean that coated him, "hmm, maybe your other boyfriend?"

"you better not mean that office freak."

"hey!"

he grunted softly as they elbowed his gut and resisted the urge to chuckle as they winced, the sensation evidently doubling back on them.

"that was stupid."

"-nanami-san is lovely, thank you. i meant choso."

toji laughed, throwing his head back into his pillow and kept laughing as he stretched outwards, sprawling across the bed and scratching his nose.

"'eesh, wasn't that funny, toji. y'know what i mean, ugh."

"mhm. pretty sure he's your boyfriend. i see th'way he stares." he teased, flicking their forehead lightly, "and i know that curse of yours likes him - lot more than me anyway."

they blushed, rolling their eyes at the thought.

"yeah, well, 'm not eamonn. and i've seen the way you two spar - you're tellin' me there's nothin' there, hmm?"

the sorcerer fell silent for a moment, eyes flickering back to the tv, where the main guy was bantering about something with his partner.

he knew exactly what was there. it wasn't like he was trying to fight for ryder's attention - and certainly not for their affection - it had just sort of...happened.

toji wasn't even sure choso knew that was what it was about, if he even knew why he'd fought the man so passionately. the half-curse, half-man was new to everything, constantly asking questions and silently absorbing the answers with a blank stare that, quite frankly, unnerved him.

being a curse womb painting for over 150 years probably wasn't great for your social life, he mused.

at first, when the dust was settling from shibuya, he'd barely spoken to ryder, that much toji knew from their frequent ramblings. shibuya had been a shitshow for everyone - and choso had a hand in it, leaving an unfortunate stain on both their tongues.

by the time the highers up had decided not to banish or execute toji (the zen'in clan had still disowned him, but that was certainly the better outcome) and he'd been able to start hanging out with ryder without sneaking around, the pair had started talking - become friends even.

if the curse wombs' questions weren't directed at his new brother, they were directed at ryder. whether choso knew why he'd clung to them or not... toji could only guess.

"'s choso. guy's a half-curse. who knows why he does anything he does?" he shrugged, "i just figured if we were trainin', best give it my all, hmm? it's not everyday i get to fight someone like him."

a thought struck him and he paused, staring down at the redhead with a growing smirk.

"don't tell me. you're lyin' next t'me, like this," toji gestured between them, "and you're jealous?"

"no!" they started, glaring back and he laughed, "i'm-"

"-wait, wait, is it me or the curse? 'cause if yer needin' a wingman, i can probably get you in there. a coupla' words here or there, hmm?" he tilted his head, scratching the side of it as the thought ran away from him, "guy's got no experience though, could be kinda rough for ya'."

now covered in a deep red flush, they stared at him for a moment, then rolled over and face planted their pillow.

"you're such a dick!"

toji could only laugh at the familiarity of it, settling to a satisfied grin.

"or is it th'other way round, hmm?" he leaned over slightly, pulling another strand of hair behind their ear, and placing a small kiss to the back of their neck, "y'coulda just said so."

ryder froze, seemingly short-circuiting at the sensation. they blinked at the metal of the beds frame, before slumping into the pillow once more and groaning.

he was wrong. the heat had got to him, hanging out in barely anything had got to him and he'd acted without thinking and now his only friend, his only real ally was gonna stop talking to him.

feelings be damned, he needed friends.

"hey, i-" toji started to speak, as they twisted to glare at him.

"i will set eamonn on you." they interrupted and he stared back, tilting his head as they blinked in confusion, still blushing, "wait, that's not what i meant. i- ughh.. i don't-"

realisation struck him and he laughed.

"take your time. 's no rush."

"shut up! i'm-" ryder groaned again, face-planting the pillow, "'m tryin' here, okay! christ, this doesn't have to be so hard."

he snorted lightly, reaching out and rubbing circles with his thumb at the base of their spine, "relax, alright? 'm not going anywhere. unless you want-"

"no, i- stay." they pushed themself up to sit, cross-legged once more, facing him and toji found himself mirroring the action.

ryder paused, glaring at their lap as they fidgeted, avoiding looking at him.

"whatever. i like you. shut up." they scratched their leg absent-mindedly, "yeah, yeah, like like that. fuck off. you're just gonna mock me anyway."

the last sentence came out as a mumble and if it wasn't for his heavenly restriction, toji was certain he wouldn't have heard it.

he tugged their hand into his, rubbing circles into their palm. it was familiar, something he'd done before to help calm them down and ground them - though usually he wasn't the source of the stress.

"well. 's a good thing i like you too. like like that." toji mocked, pulling their hand up to place a small kiss on their knuckles, and he smiled up at them, "'m serious, ryder. y'know i don't joke about this."

ryder shrugged, biting the inside of their lip.

"mmm. i know. 's just... jesus, i like you so much it makes me wanna throw up a little bit. in a good way!" they frowned, "i think? i don't know, i don't usually tell people... don't wanna screw it up."

"do you always talk about jesus in bed?"

"i will set eamonn on you, i swear-"

"-to god?" toji laughed as they leaned forward, slapping his chest repeatedly, mumbling insults under their breath.

after a moment, they'd finished being violent, head leaning against his chest, and he looped an arm around their back, shuffling to tug them into his lap.

"y'feel better now?" ryder frowned at him and he smiled, leaning down to kiss their forehead, "you're real weird, y'know that, right?"

they sighed, pent up energy finally escaping them, and turned in his hold as a loud explosion on the television brought their attention back to the shitty buddy cop movie he'd picked.

"comes with the job, no? sorcery 101."

he hummed, words catching in his throat, before he forced himself to speak up.

""m...worried too. about..this. m'records not great- don't wanna screw it up either." toji's words came out half mumbled and he cleared his throat, leaning his head on top of theirs and cupping the back of their neck with his other hand, thumb circling an indent in their collarbone, "but i like you. wanna take you out on dates 'n everythin'- you like flowers?"

they hummed.

"sure. don't know any."

"any? not even-"

"shut up."

thats all tanks everybody for reading im love his silly freaky ass <3

[slasheru]

Hi :3 I’m kinda having a bad night rn but I’m distracting myself by playing slasher u (for like the 10th time lmao) and I was wondering: how do u think the dateables would react/what would they do if their partner was having a really bad day? It’s alright if u don’t wanna answer lol and I hope ur having a good day/night <3

<3333 Of course! I wrote a decent amount of Slasher U when I was having a hard time myself irl, Hex's "how's your day" dialogue is actually something I put in to cheer myself up when I was writing it (:

Tate: Tate's had SO MANY bad days he might be an expert at helping you with YOURS. It's immediately hugs, blanket city, asking you about it and letting you vent if you want, listening, and if you don't feel like talking, he's there to tell you about HIS day or some cool thing you both discovered, like a movie you wanna watch. Tate is a BIIIIG cuddler. He's already passing you the flask and shutting the doors to the A/V lab so you guys don't get interrupted by randos (because Tate figures you could use a good cry, and he knows HE wouldn't want people around for that - besides you!) Tate's Bad Day empathy is off the CHARTS. He would hold you tight til either the sun came up or you felt better, whichever takes longer. He would also fight anyone who came to see you who you didn't wanna see, even though he KNOWS he'd get his ass kicked. Worth it, to save you.

Hex: OH NO! MY BABE IS HAVING A BAD DAY! :(((( Hex goes into SUPERHERO mode - he might be a little bit TOO enthuasiastic about cheering you up, at first, but his sole purpose in life is now making you feel better. Hex would try really, really hard and really really deeply to understand you and your pain as best as he can, like, REALLY leave no stone unturned. His love language is "understanding people". Hex's go-to cheer-ups are: Picking you up like a prince/ess, buying you food and coffee, hugging/cuddling you on the couch while you watch TV, showing you memes he found, never leaving your side, and doing acts of service like giving you a back rub or getting you your fave ice cream from the campus convenience store. He'd fall asleep on you/near you/with you all day/night just so you wouldn't have to be alone. :) He'd also sneak into any class big enough not to notice him, just so he could keep keeping you company!

Laila: Laila is the one person (besides maybe Sawyer) who would ACTIVELY try to fix your problems, haha. My darling Player is having a bad day?? Who did this? Sit down, have some tea, I've already come up with a ten-step plan to fix your problems AND I'm gonna start as soon as you feel comfortable enough for me to make some phone calls while I cuddle you til you feel better! Laila's got major "S/HE/THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES >:((((" energy so she'd be a great mix of actually comforting and vulnerable, especially if you had a hard emotional time, and handling whatever it is that made you upset - she knows more responsibility at a time like this can be crushing, and she's your Final Girl, dammit! Don't worry about a THING, Player - Laila's on the case!

Juno: Juno knows any world that hurts the Player they like/love is the WORST and SUCKS and Player is the BEST and FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE!! Though Juno's go-to cheering up is definitely partying and shenanigans, they'd actually ask the player what they'd like. Their favorite way to cheer people up is distracting them from their troubles, so Juno would probably plan all KINDS of fun date-style activities from parties to walks to pranks to adventures, for however as many days it takes for you to smile again. If you're a partier, they'd drop molly with you and talk for hours and hours about feelings. They would ALSO harbor a deep grudge against whoever/whatever did this to you (even if it's an inanimate object/concept, like, failing a class).

Sawyer: Sawyer would feel your pain/sadness VERY VERY DEEPLY. He'd probably start by spending hours listening to you or holding you, then ask if you wanted him to actively try and fix the problem. He'd spend a HUGE amount of time with you comforting you, basically kicking his aftercare into overdrive - Sawyer's the kind of guy who would cancel work or class to comfort you. (And if it got to the point where he'd be fired, well, looks like he's asking his boss/professors to work from home so he can be with you). He's also the kind of guy who definitely orders food and booze and weed and VHS tapes right to the dorms so you wouldn't have to go anywhere. He'd get REALLY protective - he's not letting anyone hurt you ever again, though. EVER - though he's not restrictive about it. The second anyone calls you a name behind your back, though, BAM. Sawyer's knife, their face, etc :V Sawyer's respectful of your boundaries more than anything, so he'd want to show you how much he loves you WITHOUT you ever feeling stifled or uncomfortable.

I hope your night gets better!!! <3333

[nyxthejinx]

"Come on… your… damn plant…" -Scarlet was on tiptoes trying to reach a juicy fruit from one of the thin trees on the coast where the Fatui and the Knights of Favonius landed-

-Both parties decided to make a truce, helping each other to overcome the dangers of these lands abandoned by the Archons. And now the redhead was struggling to reach that fruit, a large shadow covered her and a colossus reached for the fruit and gave it to her, to then caress her head-

"Thank you Captain" -The older Fatui only nodded back to the tent where the ranks below him and the squad leaders were, together with the respective leaders of the Knights and the Great Varka.-

-Scarlet sat on a fallen log next to a blond boy who was very involved in making a map, he took a bite of the fruit and loved the taste, continuing with this while he looked at the horizon-

"U-Ummm, H-Hi, I'm Mika"

"Scarlet"

"Aren't you too young for the rank you have" -He said pointing to the insignia on his arm that indicated his position in the army, technically he was in charge of a small team of men, but he decided to give them to another leader, to make things better being alone.-

"Aren't you too young to enlist on a mission of this caliber of danger?"

"Well… Master Varka needed someone capable of doing the job of cartographer under these circumstances… No one else wanted the position… heh heh heh…"

"I see.."

"Sorry for the inconvenience, but… are you a relative of the Ragnvindr family? Because you were something similar to Mr. Dil-" -A crunch interrupted Mika, looking at the redhead, she saw that she destroyed a part of the trunk with her hand- "S-Sorry…I…I"

"You're a cute chick Mika, but you must be careful when you speak" -She spit out the seeds of the fruit she ate and stood up, looking at the blond with a sweet smile- "Forgive me, I must see my superior"

-They both said goodbye and the redhead went to the tent that the Captain used as a private area-

…. -A greatsword pierced the body of a monster and a redhead bathed in blood and entrails came out from under it. The battle ended faster than expected, the two strongest men on both sides and the little monster in the body of a teenager, reduced to pieces the enemies that had approached the camp-

"Yuck… This smells worse than Dottore's medicines… Damn- Hey Hey! I can go take a bath by myself! Put me down!"

"I'll take care of this… Gather the wounded and set up patrols, surely more will come"

-Captain took the redhead by the collar of the coat and took her to his store, so that she could wash immediately, knowing she would jump into the thick vegetation to look for more enemies and her clothes would be spoiled, he did not need another conference from Arlecchino . Meanwhile, Varka was in a dilemma, he couldn't take the redhead and go with her to his nation, besides, he seemed to be healthy and happy with this organization, for now the most sensible thing to do was to stay out of it-

I swear I genuinely wheezed when capitano acted on reader's bullshit as if it was just another daily occurrence. He's someone who kinda makes me laugh cause that's exactly how I picture him: impassive, but subject to shenanigans. One of my favourite comedic reliefs.

He also gives off the vibes of brotherly figure I'm sorry that's it for me. Most of the time he doesn't even try to stop reader from doing dumb shit, he only intervenes when things start to escalate. Meanwhile he'll just stare at them and wonder how they managed to survive this long. The literal impersonation of this meme:

Rip Mika tho, bro risked his life without even realising it 😔 I don't think it'll happen again after reader broke a log BAREHANDED.

[souyasbabyy]

• pairing: sanzu x gn!reader, takeomi x gn!reader, ran x gn!reader, rindou x gn!reader, taiju x gn!reader

• request by @sxgarcude-anon: May I request? Bonten executives + Taiju forgetting their timid/sweet s/o's birthday, and they accidentally lash out at s/o because of stress. S/o, being a sweetheart, tries to help them and thinks they're wrong. After awhile, instead of their s/o texting them, s/o's friends has their phone and text them instead. S/o's friend group is the Toman friend group (Takemichi, Chifuyu, Baji, Smiley, Mitsuya, etc), informing them that reader is crying and it was their birthday today (lil angst yk)

• genre: angst, hurt, little to no comfort

• warning: use of drugs and alcohol (not reader), toxic behavior, mention of cheating

• note: hiii, thank you so much for your request it was very good, i only did two of the executives, because i don't write for koko and mochi and didn't do wthe rest bc it would make 6 and that's too long and it would look like the others, also idk if you wanted hcs or smau but i thought it would be better like that so i hope it's okay with you. anyway, hope you'll like it love u <3

— taiju

he came back home from the restaurant and you immediatly ran to him

waiting for him to give you the "little surprise" as he likes to call them like he always do

you smile to him and he only had this mad face, he does whenever he's stressed

your smile fading as he only pat your head and walk past you

"are you okay?" you ask "i don't want to talk y/n" his cold voice answer

you follow after him when he took a glass and the bottle of whisky "are you still coming with me to my bir-" "y/n for fuck sakes, leave me alone!" he shoot

and you just look at him, not understanding what you did wrong but you decide to leave him alone going alone to the birthday party your friends throw for you

you arrived at the party and your friends all shoot "happy birthday" and mitsuya was the first one to see you were crying, stopping them from throwing the confetti at you

you explained what happend when he came back home and they kinda got mad (baji and smilet wanted to go kick his ass)

they tried their best to comfort you, giving you your gifts and your cake, and you eventually decide to sleep at mitsuya

you were sound asleep in the sofa and your phone didn't stopped ringing and they were all looking at if it was going to wake you up "you know what? fuck him" says baji as he grabbed your phone, taking your thumb to unlock it and looking at all the texts taiju was sending you asking you where you were and to come back home

"show me" both says chifuyu and smiley that peered over his shoulder "guys, you shouldn't look at it" says takemichi

baji started to type that taiju was an asshole and that he never understood why you got with him and taiju was confused

tai: who the fuck is that? you(baji): you forgot her fucking birthday, asshole

taiju be like surprise pikachu meme and he realise he fucked up real bad this time

— sanzu

his headache was killing him, he got high the day before, making you wake up in the middle of the night to get him

you came in the bedroom asking him if he was feeling better and he wince at the sound of your voice

he sit down, holding his hand between his hands and you smile stroking his back "do you remember what day is it today?" you ask, and he sigh "the day you're going to shut your goddamn mouth" he say

you remove your hand from him before leaving the room, tired of his attitude

you needed to join the guys at the place you usually all go on your birthday, and when they saw you without sanzu they knew that something

"i'm not even mad that he forgot my birthday, that's so like him, i'm mad because he talk to me like i'm not even with him" you sigh

and they just look at you, they never understood why you got with him in the first way, and everytime you were talking about him, everything you were saying was so toxic

mitsuya was genuinely always worried for you when you don't answer their text for more one hour

chifuyu and baji almost had a fight with him once because he insulted you in front of them

"wait here" you say as you walk to the bathroom

chifuyu looked at your phone then at the bathroom door before taking it "what are you doing?" ask smiley

— takeomi

the day before you two had a fight about the lipstick he had on his neck

you still gave him the benefit of the doubt, but the next day, the day of your birthday, he woke up and barely looked at you before saying he had to go somewhere

and so you called your friends that almost came immediatly

you were so gratefull for them because you were so close to have your fourth break down since you woke up

you stopped crying as you ate the ice cream they bought for you "it's the worst birthday of my life" you say as you felt your tears coming again

"listen, fuck him, he's what? 55? come on, you can do better that this cheater" says smiley as angry just nod his head

you sigh, looking at your ceiling "listen, break up with him" says mitsuya and you sigh again

"i could literally go and beat the shit out of him" repeat baji for the 10th time since they arrived

eventually you fell back asleep because of how many time you cried and mitsuya took your phone, and called takeomi that didn't answered, so instead he sent him texts saying how much of an asshole he was and that he didn't want him to go near you again and he end by "and hey, it's her birthday"

mitsuya knows that you'll be mad at him but he don't care, you being safe is much more important to him

[getlostsquidward]

YO CONGRATS ON THE 500 FOLLOWERS!!! honestly u deserve it so much, your fics are just aaaaaaaaaaaa

[meme i wanted to send u with this]

for prompt request: dark milf agatha, 43, reader giving her head on the family couch while everybody else is asleep (so a lot of trying to hold back) + some cuddling at the end if that's ok

A/N: ok i'm not sure if the number here is from the fluff prompt or.. but it fits so i guess that's what you meant? lmao xddd anw thank u!! also how could i say no to cuddling with agatha

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Hush

Agatha Harkness x Fem!Reader

[Taste Of A Poison Paradise AU] - Series Overview

Warnings: 18+, oral & fingering r giving

You weren't sure if you opened your eyes or if they were still closed as total darkness met you. You blinked, trying to catch a glimpse of the shadows in your room. Reaching for your phone, you checked the time.

2:45 A.M.

You decided to make warm milk for yourself, carefully getting off the bed to not wake your husband up. The house was dim but the blaring light and the low volume of the TV downstairs caught your attention.

"Why are you still up?" Your voice was still groggy from sleep. Agatha flinched, surprised by your sudden appearance.

"I can't sleep."

You hummed mindlessly before you went to the kitchen to drink some water. You watch Agatha as she lazily switches channels to find anything that can make her drowsy.

Agatha watches you as you saunter around the couch and finally take a seat by her side. "Why are you up?"

"Don't know. Woke up for no reason," you shrugged.

There was a moment of silence, the two of you basking in the tranquility of the room.

Until, of course, you got horny. There was no explanation as to why the mere presence of this woman turns you on.

(This is exactly what you were worried about.)

You looked at her in the corner of your eye, and when you confirmed that her attention was still on the tv (although you could see she was disinterested), you asked. "Hey, do you wanna sleep?"

She furrowed her brows in question, but you didn't give her the chance to speak as you quickly maneuvered to kneel in front of her, pushing her thighs apart.

The sight of you kneeling before her, willing to offer her release was exquisite.

"Took you long enough, baby. Now help mommy out and put your mouth to good use."

You would laugh at her if your tongue wasn't busy collecting her arousal from her entrance. You locked your gaze on the woman above, her head leaning and back arching against the couch every time you'd wrap your lips around her clit.

Her moans were getting louder every minute, and as much as you love it, you both have to keep it down. "Agatha, you're being too loud," you groaned against her cunt, the vibrations from your voice adding electricity to her core.

She didn't answer, but her moans were reduced to breathy ones as she bit the back of her hand to suppress most of it.

"You're doing a great job, honey. Keep going."

And keep going you did, until you felt her thighs closing in your head, shaking as you flicked your tongue on her clit and your fingers curled inside her.

Agatha knotted her hand in your hair as she brought your head impossibly closer to grind on your face, shuddering in sensitivity as she came down from her high.

A victorious smile crept up your lips as you watched her yawn. "What are you so smug about?" she asked.

"Hmm. Nothing."

You slowly moved up to straddle her lap, arms looping around her neck as you leaned in to kiss her. You made out lazily on the couch, the tv still playing in the background. She pulled away to yawn, and she chuckled as you did the same.

Agatha gave you one last (deep) kiss before gently steering both your bodies to lie on the couch, arms and legs tangled together.

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tags: @ilovehotactresses @midnight-lestrange @apricxtt @pianogirl2121 @thenazwife @poetsdeadxo @inluvwithfictionalwomen @p-nymph @imthenatynat

[boizandgurlzinthehouse]

i just discovered ur blog and i love it so much! so i wanna send in a request that i thought of but if u don’t do wanna do it it’s fine but i feel like timmy would be a good older brother low key? like if he had younger siblings he would be a good role model lol so maybe some headcanons of him x sister!reader (platonic ofc) like maybe he would be rlly protective too??

sorry but—

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??

i'm so lame, sorry ;-;

but here it is, enjoy <33

𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐱 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟏.𝟐𝟗𝟖

𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐭!

since timmy and you are siblings, and he's older, i consider that he and your sister pauline —but mainly him, being extremely overprotective. like, it didn't begin in the recentpast, but mainly in the moment when timmy first went into the hospital room to his mother at 4-5-6 years old, to see you, the little bundle of gentleness in his mother's arms. he smiled down at you, waiting for you to open your eyes, trying to reach for you tiny, chubby fingers.

"do you like her, timmy?" his mother asked, catching up the biggest, warmest smile when timmy hold your small hand, and you opened your eyes. sure, this was a little bit strange for him, since he never had seen a newborn before, but when you clumsily grabbed on one of his finger, your squishy cheeks, your rosy skin, tender eyes —your innocent entirety suddenly brought out a strange nature from him.

"i love her", he answered, leaning on one of his arms to keep his finger in your grasp as long as possible. his parents looked at each other, and they didn't even know yet that how amazing a big brother timothée can be.... because trust me, he is !!

he places you not just in front of him, but in front of everyone in his eyes. i mean, if you're cold, he's always ready to give his hoodie to you —and one time he even gave to you his hoodie, even if you were with him and his actual girlfriend (like some third wheel, or you just joined them after school or something) —after that, his girlfriend got annoyed and broke up with him, but the internet thought otherwise when she posted things like timothée bends to you, and you're using him —instead of further hate, timothée's fans defended and stated that it wasn't your fault, and that family is always comes before friends —or especially when the bond is as strong as between you and timothée.

and that was the time when his fans got to know you —you account was private for a time, you don't wanted to get mean comments or hate that you didn't deserve, but when more positive feedback came back to you, and you were relieved that you aren't a hinder for timyy's career, you changed you instagram account to public.

timmy helps you to deal with the sudden tons of followers, and the mostly kind, but sometimes annyoing or disturbing dm's and comments —he strokes your hair while the two of you scroll thorugh the comments that gained under your fresh post. "don't pay attention to people who drags you down, they're not worth the timre. oh, look, that people says that you're just as adorable as me. but, i think that you are more adorable." you smile and hug him while watching together your favourite cartoon.

since we're at cartoons, series, movies or anything else you like —timothée is a master-mind and has the best gifts or memes in the fandom you're currently in. for example, when you told him that you liked marel or avengers, he got you a v.i.p ticket for the premiere, a whole bunch of little avengers plushies. you like anime or video games like genshin impact? (sorry, i play with this currently and ut's addicting as hel jkdsjhfk) he got the best matching profile-picture icons for your fanpage, but sometimes he shares on his mystory the given pair of the aesthetic pics, tagging you under the linked post. one thing that he never gonna change —his own movies merch gonna be never, NEVER EVER be allowed in the house. you have a tiktok video about him, when you go down to the living room, wearing a 'call me by your name' t-shirt with him and armie —recording his reaction as he looks at you, and when he realizes what you wear, timmy moves his hand for a straight deadpan, like 'y/n, are you serious? what was the deal, huh?' when you went closer to him, he took down his hand from his face, only to stare at your t-shirt like "if you take off that and go to sleep, i'm gonna sneak in your room, take that t-shirt and burn it on the biggest bonfire you've ever seen" jvldfjv

if you meet his co-actors and co-workers, it's always a stressful occassion —you try not to be awkward, and since they all know how good and how perfect timothée is, you think that it's natural from you to act juts as perfect as him... that leads in the beginning to many moments when you excuse yourself for the toilet, breathing heavily, only because you didn't know how to react on one of they joke or how they complimented you. you wanted to be the best of the bests, not bringing your brother into anything awkward. timmy felt this from the first time on you, while you scracthed on your fingers and hands to soothe your nerves, and when the two of you drove off to home or the hotel he stayed at, he tells you that he's nervous everytime, and he understands that you feel like you're an anxious bundle —"i'm gonna beside you everytime when you meet them, even if you mess something up. i'm never gonna be angry at you for something you can't do nothing about, don't ever think that, okay?"

he always invites you to the actual country or town where he films, telling you that if you have a free weekend or some break in the school, you can fly and spend a couple of days with him, walking around the town or taking pictures with him off the set, buying him and his co-workers coffee, befriending with the staff or the cameraman while sitting on one of the filming machines.

when timmy was away filming the dune, he wanted you to be here so much, knowing that you would just love the setting, and you would have fun with his co-worker, zendaya —at the time you had two math tests that you had to accomplish due to your grades and such, so you had to study in his hotel room while he was on set, only to be ready when he was done that day to go somehwere out with him and his co-workers. when you neared the filming location with your notes to look at them from time to time, you saw that timmy and the others are nowhere done, and he's still in his costume. you needed a little help from anybody who understood math better than you, so at first timmy, but then zendaya too tried to solve your exercises with a pen in her hands, her makeup and costume still on —the fans found it adorable and hoped that zendaya and you would be good friends <3

mentioning you in his interviwes everytime he can, like "i love my sister y/n. she's my biggest supporter, like making banters or decorations when i'm away and waiting for me to come home to those silly deocrations... i mean, no, not silly, y/n, if you see this, they're not silly, i swear! it's just... really cute. yeah. she made cupcakes that spelled out 'call be by your name', and printed me and armie on those little wafers. that was the most confusing and sweetest surprises at once in my life."

"if y/n wants to be an actress, an artist or a model, or anything, i'm gonna support her in everything just like she did to me. but i'm gonna protect her from the bad people, that's the only reason i don't want her to be famous, you know, i don't want her to break down just because others don't relate to her or don't understand her."

𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨? 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲'𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲/𝐧? 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 <𝟑

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨!! 𝐮𝐰𝐮

[princess-of-inarizaki]

Haikyuu manager headcanons!!

Okay so these adorable teams all have the softest spot for their tiny little manager-chan, and here's how they all treat her.

[Ari's note: okay manager fics and headcanons are my absolute favourite and I love writing them]

*.` | Karasuno

They are extremely laid back with you, compared to some of the other teams. They give you your space, at the same time listen to you when you have something to say.

Respectful simps. Similar to how they act with Kiyoko (ugh yes queen-chan) they're in tears whenever you do things to motivate them, like cheer at their practice matches or give them good luck charms.

They still have the good luck charms you fastened on their bag before one of the matches.

Tanaka and Noya would literally worship the ground which you walked on. Like wow how did they get so lucky as to have three?? Cute managers?? On their team??

Yachi and you would probably subtly simp over Kiyoko with them too ngl.

Hinata and Kags would probably see you as an older sister, eventho you're their age because you're so caring and responsible.

Suga is literally your mom and Daichi is your dad. They make sure you're all healthy and you're doing well in school.

Asahi gives you hugs whenever you're sad or upset! Fite me but I think this gentle baby gives the best hugs ever >:( he's like your comfort senpai and you'd do the same for him, especially when he's feeling insecure or down.

Yams would probably be very shy around you, but he'll warm up in time.

Ahhh the best part. Tsukki! He'd find you annoying and simply not get why you're so Mcfreaking happy at first (shut up u salty beanpole, manager-chan is just a ray of sunshine, okay?) But he soon finds it endearing and slowly gets closer to you.

You walk home with Yams and Tsukki every day since your houses are close, and Tsukki walks you to your door to make sure you're safe!

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita all see you as a little sister and often help you with your managerial duties.

The team cares and respects you so much, and are so thankful you've joined them!!

Meat buns at Ukai's are your hangout spot, and everytime you see them chilling you're so thankful to have such great friends.

*.` | Aoba Johsai

Aaah we're at the team of one of my favourite characters!! I'll start with Oikawa (can't you tell I'm so biased omg)

Oikawa absolutely adores manager-chan because although she's tiny, she's very strict, and doesn't let his fangirls near the gym when he's practicing, which he appreciates.

"yn-chan, you're so good to me, can I take you out as a thank-you?" Cue Iwa-chan's ball which comes flying at Oikawa's head. "Stop flirting with the manager, shitty-kawa"

Iwa's very fond of you too, but he doesn't let it show too often. Sometimes he picks up your favourite coffee from the vending machine and claims that he bought it by "accident". (How believable<3)

Kunimi probably sends you weird tiktok videos and tags you in funny memes. Very wholesome 10/10.

Kyotani just?? Doesn't understand you?? Like wow, she's small but the team listens to her?? Why?? He later finds out you're the manager. Mad dork here didn't know you were managing the team for the past month, and thought you just came to the gym to watch them practice. Smh.

Matsukawa and Hanamaki give you headpats and like taking selfies with you, much to Oikawa's dismay. He wants to be the only one taking pictures with you.

Like no manager-chan. Stop. Get away from them. My phone's right here I wanna take selfies with you :(

Kindaichi is cool with you. Y'all are bros and you game together sometimes.

Watari and Yahaba join too, and they're surprised to know that you're so aggressive when you game.

Cue a jealous Oikawa who struggles learning how to game just so he's invited to play with you. Simp smh.

They're all very gentle with you, and since you're their first female manager, they make sure to never make you feel uncomfortable.

You guys like grabbing ramen together and having eating contests. They really bring out your aggressive side but you love them for it.

*.` | Shiratorizawa

Can I just say Semi bsf material? Yes? Yes. Semi Eita is best friend material.

Makes you cute little Spotify playlists and you help him write lyrics to songs occasionally. You play an instrument too and you guys can just jam out for hours on end together.

You get the idea of applying to be the manager because of him, and it all took off from there.

Goshiki loves you. You're fond of your kohāi, and you genuinely just give this touch-starved future ace a lot of hugs and cuddles, which he's SO grateful for.

Like wow, y/n-chan isn't just pretty?? She's also so sweet? And smart? And capable? Semi why have you been hiding her for so long??¿ >:(

Goshiki is just so protective of you, he'd commit murder if he had to.

You have to earn Ushiwaka's respect, yk? And slowly but surely he comes to realise how dependable and responsible you are, and treats you like an indispensable member of the team.

He's got your back. And if he ever senses you're upset, he's trying to cheer you up as best as he can.

"do not feel upset, those grades will mean nothing to you in the future. I doubt you will be able to remember what you got in your second year, third monthly test." You think he's being sweet, and yes he is (in a way), but he's also trying to be reasonable and logical.

Tendo loosens you up and you tend to play pranks on the others with him.

The funniest was when you tried to prank Ushijima by adding wasabi to his onigiri and he?? Didn't get it??

Like "y/n-chan, Tendo, why did you add wasabi to this onigiri? It would've been so much better with tuna mayo??" And he has no reaction whatsoever?¿?

Cue Goshiki who tries the onigiri because he wants to prove he has spice tolerance like Ushijima, eventhough you can low-key see him tearing up.

Shirabu is your voice of reason and you and him often study together. You also have deep and philosophical conversations at 12 a.m. over text, and it is just so wholesome.

He respects you so much, not just because you care for him, but because he finds your brain so fricking smexy.

These eagle babies bring out the best in you and you're always eager to push them forward and bring out the best in them.

*.` | Fukurodani

First thing's first, besides Akaashi, you are the only other person who can cheer up an emo-mood Bokuto.

Just say "Hey Bo, you're gonna look so much cooler when you spike the ball like the true ace that you are" and his hair's all perking up and his eyes are shining.

Akaashi thinks you are an angel sent from heaven.

You're very soft on your baby owls, and they genuinely just love getting positive affirmations from you.

Akaashi always blushes when you compliment him on his sets. And you can hear him murmur genuine words of gratitude.

The other members do too. They're glad because sometimes people focus on Bo too much and forget to give them recognition, yk? It's easy to get overlooked :(

But thanks to manager-chan who's so attentive with all of them, and who's aware of all their quirks and moods, they're all so touched and so so happy.

You have a habit of getting cold pretty often, especially since practice finishes late and it's pretty chilly by then.

Konoha always lends you his jacket and walks you home, since your home's are the closest. There's just something about you that makes you soft.

You get along really well with Kaori and Yukie, and you'd definitely consider them your best friends, considering y'all are in this thang togetherrrr!!

The Fukurodani team are just all a bunch of crackheads, but they're your crackheads and you wouldn't trade them for the world.

You're a very tight-knit family, (like ugh I just get lots of comfortable, safe vibes from Fukurodani :(( <3)

You guys hang out at the store near your school pretty often to recharge after grueling days of practice together.

*.` | Nekoma

My second favourite team, Nekoma!! They are precious, gentle, soft babies and I love them to bits and pieces >:(

I'll start with Kuroo. You've always had a tiny soft spot for Kuroo ever since you've become his lab partner in chemistry class.

His notes are immaculate. I mean, cmon we're all hoes for pretty notes

You think he's so incredibly smart and talented, so when he suggests you become the Nekoma manager, you just agree right away.

You guys grow closer since you've started spending more time with him, and you banter around more often than not with chemistry pickup lines.

"hey kitten, let's form a covalent bond"

He's so whipped after you retort back. Like wow she called me sodium fine and said I'm like an exothermic reaction? Permission to simp??

(Ari stfu this isn't a Kuroo fanfic)

Kenma and you definitely play animal crossing together, and he even lets you try his switch, after you guys grow closer.

Kuroo is so insulted, he's never even touched Kenma's switch before >:(

You also push Kenma to do better during practice and he starts to care more about volleyball, since you seem so enthusiastic about it.

Yamamoto isn't even subtle about his simping smh T-T unlike Kuroo, he shamelessly flirts with you, and can't wait to show you off to Tanaka and Noya at the next camp.

"we have such a gorgeous manager now, Nekoma is ThRiViNg" he says in his head with this ridiculous dopey ass smile on his face +_+

Since deep down inside, you're a huge baby, you, Lev, Shibayama, and Inuoka get along so well. They're just happy energetic kittens, and they make you feel so happy.

y'alls energy just match, yk?

Although Fukunaga is shy to tell jokes, he tells them to you, because he knows you'd never judge him, and you actually kinda enjoy laughing along :) he's so touched.

Momma Yaku!! Yaku always lends you his jacket and makes sure to carry snacks for you in his bag. He knows you care so much about the team that you often neglect your own health, which is why he's always there to make you're feeling healthy and good.

Kai and Teshiro help you with your homework and like talking about their favourite singers with you.

They're all just such amazing human beings who treat you so well, and you feel so blessed to be a part of their team. You adore them so much, and they adore you back tenfold.

*.` | Inarizaki

[Ari's note: Ello there luvs, you've made it to the bottom of this sweet hc post and just get ready for Inarizaki :( they're my favourite team of all time, and I'm just so biased, I'm sorry ;-;]

Inarizaki's entire team just adores you so much, they think you're the light of their lives.

They're all super touch starved babies, and once you realized that, you've made sure to ensure they never feel that way.

Aran is kinda like your protective senpai, and his heart flutters ever so slightly when you call him that senpai kink oops and give him headpats, and he loves patting your head in return.

The twins are so incredibly soft for you.

Their fangirls are sometimes pretty mean, but one glare from the duo is enough to shut them up.

Osamu cooks bentos for you and gives you the warmest hugs when you ask for them, burying his head in the crook of your neck.

Your hand is almost always in Atsumu's because he's so slick?? Like y'all, this mf would be like "y/n-chan, my hand has been aching for a while now" and when you go to observe it, he just pulls your hand into his and pulls you to follow him.

His entire body heats up when you kiss his cheek after a particularly good game, and his brain literally goes "grrrr empty", when he's usually so sly.

The twins are your bodyguards, they follow you everywhere and protect you all the time.

Enter Suna Rintaro, your meme king. He definitely records funny moments that happen during practice and send them to you, just to make you laugh, or memes of the members.

He also definitely takes pictures of you when you aren't noticing, simply because he likes the way your hair looked, or because you looked so beautiful.

Like the twins, his eyes widen whenever you kiss his cheek or ruffle his hair, and it's literally like suna.exc has stopped functioning.

Congrats manager-chan, you broke the kid -.-

Omimi might come across as stoic and cold but he's actually a huge softie, and you often give him positive affirmations.

He's also definitely a huge lover of your hugs, and looks forward to them as motivation to play well.

He'd never tell you though, he's shy™.

My baby Kita compliments you all the fricking time.

"y/n-chan, I mean this is the most sincere way, I think this hairstyle looks stunning on you"

Or "you're so capable and you work so hard, I'm so thankful to have you by my side"

And he has the most genuine expression on his face, his eyes are so earnest and shining so bright.

And when you smile at him, he's like oh shit I made her smile, depression whom? I only know serotonin.

Ginjima is usually rash but with you, he takes his time and weighs everything he says.

He doesn't wanna accidentally hurt you and regret it since he was being careless and not thinking at all.

You calm him down when he's getting too hotheaded with gentle words and he's suddenly a blushing mess.

Unlike some of the other teams that tease you a bunch, Inarizaki treats you so gently. Their little princess, as they think of you.

So mf-ing protective, like if someone looks at you wrong, you can totally bet Atsumu's going for their ankles, sangwoo style, or Osamu is trash talking them to their knees.

Would drop anything and everything to help you if ever needed.

They think you're they're entire world because you go above and beyond for them, and they genuinely love you. Like actually LOVE you to bits and pieces.

—*.`

[Ari's note: AHHH so the manager fic is done this was literally such a joy to write!! I hope you enjoyed it

Big big hugs <3 have a beautiful day, luvs!!]

[astrologgeek]

👹👹👹👹👹

CONGRATS FOR 500 AGAIN KINGGG ❤️

So- for some things I'd love to see more on your blog:

- astro memes

- asteroid boiss ( whichever you find to be the coolest/ most relevant )

- synastry/ composite maybe- if you're comfortable with it

That's pretty much it bcuz others may have already requested more things and your blog is already cool 😎

For my aspects/placements I'd love to have:

- Cancer Moon in 9 H in 4° ( meme )

- Sag mercury 3H, 5° trine Libra Asc 7° ( wierd short story )

- Scorpio Venus 1 H, 0° square Aqua Neptune 4H, 8° ( advice/ help )

- Leo Jupiter 11H 17° ( meme )

- Scorpio Venus ... conjuct Libra mars 1 H, 24° ( interpretation )

So: 2 memes, 1 advice, 1 story, 1 interpret.

Hope I did it right ;-; and thank you again for doing this eventt (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ💜💜💜

GORL U JUST PUT EVERYTHING THERE IN SUCH AN ORGANIZED AND PERFECT WAY MY 6TH HOUSE MOON ADORES U 😭😭😭💕💕💕 IT WAS EVEN BEFORE MY DISCLAIMERS AAAAAAAA

Thank u so much ily 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 u honestly make my days so much better with your tags, ur so lovely - thank u.

1. I have a fully finished draft just waiting here LMAO and a whole lot of Ideas :))

2. I said this in every ask here, I have no clue about asteroids but I honestly will try my best to learn. I actually have a direction to start with - but that's my secret 👉👈😋

3. full discovery - I am actually an astrology beginner LMAO. I've been learning for only a year :)) I'm doing my best to learn everything I can, but rn I'm trying to get the most out of a natal chart - even tho I do know how to interpret solar return charts, profections, synastry, composite (well maybe!) And a little bit of transits. I will do my best to learn asteroids, go further into degrees, learn synastry and composite and just do my best in general. Thank u 💕💕💕

- done ^^

- weird short story about sag mercury (3rd house, 5°) trining libra asc (7°): "My bestie just got ran over! please someone, help her!!" I screamed to the people on the streets, and someone came running to me asking "what happened?", "gorl are you blind? My friend's lying on the road like a corpse and you just ask me what happened? Look around sheesh." I roll my eyes and burp to the sound of this gorl's voice as she looks at me with a disgusted look. "You sound like a horse." She says, "and you look like a libra bitch!" I respond with a mean face and slap her - but then a scream came from the bushes, nicki minjaj came out of there and said " AHHHH I LOVE LIBRAS " and killed me with her heels. My ghost was mad asf so I farted on her aura. My friend who got ran over was behind me and she said: "girl u stupid? I'M A LIBRA TOO.", "well... damn gorl". (THE END???)

- advice about scorpio venus (1st house, 0°) □ aquarius neptune (4h, 8°): umm well this is a square on a pretty wide orb, its influence is pretty weak, bit it's on 0° degrees AND in the 1st house so I can work with this ^^ my advice to you: because you might be a person with romantic fantasies you just tend to obsess over & a person that might have difficulties with being over-private about the things you want to attract (a thing that makes your dreams really hard to manifest) I'd suggest you to use these exact energies and express them through art & beauty. Literally take photo's of yourself that capture your dreams, print them and put them on your wall. Use beauty as a way to get through over-privacy: because beauty is a mysterious thing as well. After using art, try using words - never forget that it's a slow process :)) hope this makes sense and helps!

- done ^^

- scorpio venus 1st house on 0° degrees conjunct libra mars 1st house on 24° degrees: ok damnn this gives such gorgeous influence on ur looks 😭😭 this might be a far orb conjunction (6°/5°) but it's minor influence isn't minor when it's on the asc. This gives you a kind of magnetism in you looks, like very shaped lips and intense pretty eyes and aura but also a very charming loveable smile and body and aura. This is a very beautiful combo,

Hope you liked my answers ^^

OK YEAH THIS ISN'T DONE I'M SORRY FOR NOT DOING THE LAST ONE BUT I'M POSTING MY DRAFTS RN SO HOPE U LIKED THE REST 😭💕💕💕 @smadhuman

[sweetaesuga]

in your heart | his fridays

pairing: jungkook x female reader

genre: fluff, angst(?), established relationship, fratboy jk, ex-fuckboy jk, bookworm reader!

warnings: language, implied drinking, these two are crackheads basically

word count: 1.1k 

synopsis: your fridays without jungkook.

timeline: takes place after the events of in your eyes. 

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a/n: my posts aren’t showing up under the tags :(((( so sorry for posting this many times. i tried linking a card of current issues going but it’ll hide this🥺

Something doesn't feel right.

It's surely the empty seat besides you where your boyfriend would usually reside but not today. He decided to go to a party his fraternity was throwing. He deemed you would hate him if he was to go to one ever since you started dating which is why he hadn't gone to one in so long. Jungkook even took you out for dinner. 

The whole night consisted of him being sweet to you, way too sweet. Not a jokingly insult was hurled your way how you two normally act towards one another. He took the chance to ask you if he could attend the party. 

The question struck you a bit. You didn't want him asking you permission to go somewhere, you never wanted to be that couple. You didn't want to eventually become the girlfriend who hogged all of his attention. You just wished he wouldn't bail out on you all the time like he used to. You assured him that he didn't have to ask you permission to go to such places yet he still felt awkward. 

Jungkook💓: are u sure about this??

Jungkook💓: i can always not go u know

Jungkook💓: if ur not ok with it 

sugar mama🥺: I'm fine with it!!! 

sugar mama🥺: Go have fun just don't do anything stupid without me

Jungkook💓: ok i luv u

His response threw you off. You've only been dating for two months and none of you have ever told each other you love one another. You don't dwell too much on the topic, simply brushing it off as Jungkook just being excited and he didn't genuinely mean it.

You sat on your couch, searching through Hulu. You contemplated whether or not to watch Rick and Morty, the show you two watch together. Knowing your boyfriend, he would whine about you watching it without him. You exited and scrolled through Netflix. Your attention was divided, one on the movie you were watching and the other on Jungkook's text. In the end you selected a random movie, choosing to just have it as background noise to swallow the silence in the room that was normally filled with Jungkook and you. 

You explored through your Instagram. Reloading your page again, your heart stopped. Taehyung had uploaded a picture. He was taking up most of the picture but Jungkook is still seen in the edge, grinning like an idiot with a bottle of beer in his hand. The others are a blur. 

You felt guilty for going ease from the sight of no girl nearby. You were still insecure despite his comfort. 

You liked the picture, reading the caption before going on to the explore page. You find yourself looking at memes, sending the funniest ones to Jungkook. You didn't care that you sent him twenty-two messages and he'll probably respond the next morning as long as he sent you twenty-two texts back instead of a singular response. 

It's around one in the morning when you receive a thread of messages from your boyfriend coming all at once. You were half awake, body threatening to enter slumber. You frowned with squinted eyes when your phone screen shined. Tiredly, you unlocked your phone. 

Jungkook💓: hiiiiiiiii

Jungkook💓: i miss u i'm sorry for not being there with u

Jungkook💓: forgive me🥺🥺

Jungkook💓: i think i'm drunk but not really

Jungkook💓: thank fuck autocorrect gets me cuz i'm like typing the wrong shir rn

Jungkook💓: i'm in my bed rn :((((

Jungkook💓: n i miss u so much like

Jungkook💓: so so sos osos osos odiosos much

Jungkook💓: wtf my keyboard just wrote that

Jungkook💓: is that spanish???

sugar mama🥺: Idk 

sugar mama🥺: R u ok???

sugar mama🥺: How much did u have to drink?? 

Jungkook💓: idk they just kept common u know??

Jungkook💓: fuckhdn i meant comming*

Jungkook💓: wait but like did u mist me too🥺🦆🥺

sugar mama🥺: Ofc i did🙄

sugar mama🥺: Now go to bed ur gonna feel like shit in the morning

jungkook💓: bet 

jungkook💓: IMG_3725.JPG

jungkook💓: dont my toes look prettyyyyukjd

sugar mama🥺: Stop we said we weren't into this feet shit n go to mf bed

Jungkook💓: ooooooo someone's mad that i got prettyer feet than them😌

Before you can reply to him, his name flashed over your phone screen. You swiped across the screen, bringing your phone up to your ear. You regret doing so as Jungkook screamed into the phone that he has more beautiful feet than you which you can not deny. There's a hiccup before he continued. "I'm like so fucking drunk right now. I miss you so much, I wish you came," his speech is a little slurred but you don't mind. "But I know you hate being surrounded by a lot of people, claustrophobic bitch."

You laughed into the speaker. Jungkook enjoyed every second of it. "You know what? At least I'm not afraid of a microwave." 

You heard him gasp on the other line. "Microwaves have the potential to blow up and shit! Why the hell are you afraid of a spider that's not even half your size?" Jungkook shook his head, remembering how last week you forced him to kill a spider in the corner of the room. He tried to convince you to leave it alone but you weren't having it. 

"They're fucking spiders! Almost everyone in the world is afraid of them even your mom!" he stayed silent for a second. Right when he was ready to defend himself he suddenly realized his mother does have a fear of spiders. "Aww, cat got your tongue, bubba?" 

Jungkook giggled, laying out on his bed. An empty spot next to him where your body would occupy it. He doesn't say anything else, choosing to listen to your breathing. You call out his name, wondering if he dozed off. Jungkook hummed into the speaker. "I think I'm going to have to cut this short and go to bed. I love you," he smiled only to be met with silence. His cheeks burned in embarrassment and he was ready to open his mouth and drunkenly take everything back. 

"Goodnight, don't think you're going to remember in the morning but I love you too," your voice was quiet. It almost drove Jungkook to tears from how small you sounded, almost as if scared to confess to him. 

He hung up first, falling asleep quickly despite being disturbed by the void place besides him. You don't fall asleep right after. In fact, you don't sleep the whole night. Your mind too focused on your conversation. 

Jungkook💓: HOLY SHIT HOW MUCH DID I DRINK

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the big, bad wolf || hwang hyunjin oneshot

》》 pairing: hyunjin x female reader

》》 summary: every year, you and the boys celebrate halloween with a party at hyunjin's - who just so happens to be your mortal frenemy. every year, you all dress up. this year, however, you decide to make it a bit more interesting: everyone picks an outfit for their random secret santa partner. it seems like a bit of innocent fun, but felix has an idea...

》》 word count: 2.4k

》》 genre/tags: halloween au, not quite e2l but e2 like...sexy tension???, suggestive themes (mostly just implications), a little bit of crack lmao

》》 warnings: cliche cheesy dirty flirting (come on hyunjin you're better than this), thicc romantic and sexual tension, reader is a simp in denial, suggestive themes, implied smut at the end, talk of biting but no actual biting, reader has dom vibes, hyunjin is bold until someone else is bolder

》》 notes: my first oneshot on this blog! I already wrote a halloween drabble, but I felt like writing something bigger than that and my friend (I see u vi) inspired me by suggesting some spicy hyunjin content. n e ways, happy halloween everyone! and if u don’t celebrate halloween, I hope u have a lovely weekend <3

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Halloween is always fun with your friend group. I mean, it's fun anyway - lots of cheap candy, neighbourhood celebrations, an excuse to get way too drunk - it's just a lot more fun with eight other crackheads.

You guys have a sort of tradition going by now, even though each year is a bit different. Hyunjin throws the party, Minho brings the alcohol and hides it from Chan until it's too late to stop everyone from getting shitfaced, Jeongin and Felix bring ungodly amounts of candy, and Jisung is a skeleton (literally every single year - it started when you called Tate Langdon's skeleton makeup hot, and it never ended).

Everyone (except Jisung) keeps their costume a secret - unless they're Chan and Felix, in which case they do couple costumes and keep it a secret from everyone else. Sometimes you even decide on a theme, like the year before the last, where everyone was supposed to dress as their favourite Pokemon. This inevitably led to intense fighting roleplays to assert dominance as your respective type, and in order to spare your reputation in the neighbourhood, you decided the next theme would be a little less wild.

This year, the theme was 'secret Santa costumes', meaning you each picked a random name from a hat to decide who you would be buying a costume for and a few days before Halloween, you were given your own costume to wear to the party by whoever pulled your name from the hat of destiny.

Technically that's not how secret Santa works, but no one questions Chan when it comes to holiday business.

You just so happened to get Jisung, and while the temptation to keep the skeleton thing going just for the meme was definitely there, you ultimately decided he should be a classic bedsheet ghost - except with no eye or hand holes cut out. You know, to add a little sprinkle of chaos to his already very chaotic life.

The lovely boy who decided your spooky fate was Felix, who had coincidentally been in charge of buying Hyunjin’s costume too - when you asked why, he said it was because the number of people was uneven, so he had kindly volunteered to take on an extra. You had honestly expected him to pick something weird or wild for you, so you were quite surprised by the outfit he had settled on.

"Is this...little red riding hood?" you had asked, eyebrows furrowed in confusion as you stared at the dress and hood in your hands.

"Yep! I saw it the other day and I thought it would be nice to go for one of the classics, you know?" he had explained, smiling as if he was ever so proud about his decision. Something about the hint of mischief in his eyes made you suspicious, but you had let it slide. "You don't mind, right?"

No, you didn't mind. You had given Jisung a ghost costume, so you didn’t really have room to speak on the originality of Felix’s decision. Besides, the dress didn’t look too cheap, nor did it look especially short, and the hood-cape made you feel way too powerful for someone wearing a $20 Target costume.

So you really didn't mind at all, until it came to the day of the party. Now, as you stand in the doorway to Hyunjin’s apartment, you suddenly mind a lot more.

”Lee Felix, I’m going to decorate the lawn with your fucking intestines, oh my god!” you whisper-yell to the boy who conveniently manages to dart away with the excuse of needing to help Jeongin open all the candy bags. Your angry eyes follow his retreating blue form - Chan picked his outfit this year, and of course he decided Felix should be an Among Us character.

Everyone in the group knows about the slight tension (read: obvious beef) between you and Hyunjin. Technically speaking, you’re friends. He invites you to his parties, you hang out with him when he’s with the boys. It’s just that neither of you can stand each other, because you’re both very bold and even more stubborn.

Whenever the two of you are together, you bicker like children and it’s pretty much endless. You could probably throw insults (and the occasional murder threat) at each other all day if the other members didn’t interrupt, and on those days you’d be more than happy to teach Hyunjin a lesson with a nice, strong punch in the nose if the opportunity were ever to present itself.

So, with this in mind, it’s quite clear why you’re planning Felix’s murder when you see Hyunjin walking around as the big, bad wolf.

You’re genuinely considering sneaking out the front door before anyone else sees you and running back to your apartment (because Felix just so happens to be your ride home), but fate decides to mess with you and suddenly, Hyunjin locks eyes with you from across the living room.

The way a huge smile instantly graces his pretty face sends a rush of butterflies, followed by anger, through you as you stare back at him. His clip on wolf ears are admittedly quite cute, but the fake fangs he’s wearing send your thoughts in a very different direction. As he makes his way over, you suddenly wish you had followed Felix to the kitchen - at least they keep the alcohol in there. In his living room, you’ve got no choice but to deal with Hyunjin while sober.

”Well, would you look at that? Seems like I found my little red riding hood.” he teases with a wink, leaning against the wall beside the door.

When you scoff at him, he gives you another big grin and you can’t help but stare at the fangs again. The vibrant blue contact lenses he’s wearing make his gaze feel intense even when he’s smiling, and the way his long, blonde hair falls freely gives him a glow that’s both angelic and positively demonic. He looks so annoyingly handsome, as per usual; if only his personality wasn’t the personification of the words ‘cocky asshole’. You can’t help but think it’s a huge waste of beauty.

“Excuse me-” you begin, ready to start the first round of arguing, but he cuts you off like the annoying brat he is.

“You’re excused,” he says, thinking his comment was very smart, and if it wasn’t a night meant for fun and games, you might’ve killed him on the spot.

“Fine, excuse you. I’m not your little red riding hood. In fact, I’m not your anything, thank you very much,” you snap, brushing past his tall figure as you head to the table the boys have set up to the side. There’s an array of Halloween-themed food, prepared by Chan, and you settle for a red velvet cupcake decorated with black frosting and what you assume are meant to be cat ears poking out of it.

“Right, sure, but we’re still matching tonight. It’s kind of like-”

This time, you cut him off. “It’s not like Chan and Felix. It’s not. We’re not wearing couple costumes, so don’t say it.”

He shuts his mouth (finally) and you take it as your cue to leave before he says something else to piss you off. Unfortunately, he seems to have the desire to ruin your night further and chooses to follow you on your journey.

“So anyway, I guess this was Felix’s plan, right?” He gestures to your costumes. “Unless you had something to do with it, that is.”

You don’t bother to address the second part of what he said and instead just nod, scanning the room for the previously mentioned mastermind. As soon as you can get your hands on that boy, you swear you’ll slaughter him for subjecting you to Hyunjin’s torturous teasing all night.

“He was already on thin ice after trying to tell me Bulbasaur is a better starter than Charmander, but now he’s actually dead to me,” you growl out once you spot him sitting beside Minho, laughing happily with his classic red solo cup and a slice of chocolate cake. Jeongin sits beside them, tearing open bags of candy with no assistance from Felix, because of course he was lying about helping him earlier.

Hyunjin laughs softly and you curse your heart for skipping a beat at the sound. Sometimes it feels like your head hates Hyunjin while your body is stupid enough to like him, and it’s part of the reason why you hate talking to him so much. Every time you stop throwing insults and sass at him and instead sit back and listen to what he has to say, a part of you realises you don’t exactly have a proper reason for disliking him. He’s not all that bad, and sometimes you even find yourself laughing at his jokes and witty remarks.

But you’d really rather not go through the endless cycle of those thoughts right now, especially when the cause of your problems is standing beside you eating a chocolate bar.

“I have to say, though,” you comment as you turn to look him up and down, “the big, bad wolf concept suits you pretty well.”

Before he can accept the compliment, you continue. “You’re both big, hairy beasts who dress like grandmas.”

The obvious offence on his face is so satisfying you almost wanna snap a photo to reflect on this moment in the future, but you refrain from doing so. He would just pose anyway, and the photo would probably end up making your stupid heart flutter again.

“Well, at least you think I’m big. Besides, if dressing like a grandma gets me closer to eating you, then I suppose it’s a sacrifice I’ll have to make,” he whispers in a husky, seductive voice that kind of makes you want to choke-slam him, but you suspect he might enjoy that anyway.

It angers you when he makes flirty comments like that, because as annoying as they are and despite you knowing full well he only says it to get under your skin, it still makes your heart race every time. Maybe in another universe, Hyunjin is a sweet boy who innocently flirts with you and brings you roses instead of a big, bad bitch who’s just acting like a horny teenager. Annoyingly enough though, you think you’d fall for him either way.

You turn away with the intention of finally escaping to the kitchen to grab something to drink, hoping to settle the thoughts dancing around your head, but he reaches for your wrist. The feeling of his fingers pressing warmth into your skin just makes your head spin even more, and you’re so distracted you don’t pull away from him.

"Aw, don’t run away now. Are you scared of me, little red? There’s no need to be, I’m just joking. I won’t bite unless you beg me to."

You pull your arm back as soon as the words leave his mouth. Hyunjin has a lot of things (a severely irritating personality, a stupidly handsome face for such an asshole, a loud voice solely meant for pissing you off on a daily basis, the list goes on), but the thing he definitely has most is the fucking audacity.

However, the most annoying part by far is the way you feel your face heat up when you register the last thing he said. You’d rather die than let him make you flustered, so you shake your head slightly to clear those thoughts from your mind and look him in the eye again.

"Scared? Me?" you scoff, staring him down with a steady glare and if he was anyone else, he'd probably shiver in fear.

Unfortunately, he is not anyone else. He is Hwang Hyunjin, and Hwang Hyunjin does not shiver; he beams with a smug grin and makes your blood boil.

"Mhm. Look at you. You’re basically dressed as my prey tonight, babe." He purrs the pet name like the absolute fuckboy he is. "And sure, the real you is feisty, but you're all bark and no bite."

The overly confident, proud smirk on his face makes him look like a damn peacock flaunting its feathers, and you decide then and there that you'll do anything to get rid of it.

"All bark," you echo his words, walking towards him slowly, "and no bite, huh?"

You swear you see his eyes widen for a split second at your change in demeanor before the stupid smirk returns, and the little rush of victory you feel from catching him off guard is enough to keep you walking forward.

His gaze never leaves yours, especially when you're standing on the tips of your toes in front of him, noses just barely brushing against each other. Your hands grip his shoulder to balance you, and you run a finger over his collarbone up towards his cheek, where you gently cup his face. The small distance between the two of you means you can hear his slightly uneven breathing and see the curiosity swirling in his bright blue eyes as he waits for your next move.

You reach a hand up and thread your fingers through his long, bleach blonde hair, and his breath hitches when you gently tug at it. Even his wolf ears almost seem to droop submissively. He doesn't dare move, but his eyes keep flicking down to your lips and back up again.

"Now, that's just not true at all, is it?" you whisper, tilting your head as if waiting for an answer, but he can't find the words to form a witty response. It’s about time he learned some manners, really, even if he needed your guidance for that.

"I'm warning you now," you continue, "you might wanna watch your tone. I might look like your prey, but I promise I bite harder than you do, babe."

You make sure to emphasise the pet name, purring it in the same way he did minutes before. He bites down on his bottom lip, and the way his fangs press into them makes you lick your own lips nervously. It seems as though he can't take the tension anymore, because he goes to lean in and finally close the distance between the two of you as his hands find your hips.

Of course, you'd never let him have that control, especially after his bold attitude from earlier. Even though the temptation to lean in is certainly there, you step away from him and smile sweetly.

"Learned your lesson yet, puppy?"

He doesn’t respond for a moment, clearly still taking in what just happened. When he registers your question, he tilts his head to the side as if in thought - the way a dog might, funnily enough - before he hums quietly.

“I’m not sure. Maybe you should teach me once more, little red,” he suggests, voice low and slightly breathless, “but preferably a bit more in depth this time.”

- ᴇ ɴ ᴅ -

(A/N: AHHHHH I haven’t written a oneshot in SUCH a long time oh my god,,,,, it was a lot of fun tho even if I’m not super confident writing full things. this one was short anyway so I kinda feel like it doesn’t count, but I’m still v happy to finally post my first skz oneshot! I hope you enjoyed it and thank you for reading <3)

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Lead–tongue

Relationship: Loki/Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: mentions of injuries (just a shoulder and a back pain), and one f-bomb?

Summary: After one drunken night, Loki lets something slip out of their tongue.

Notes: I swear to my Merenda, I'm writing that interactive fic. This is not procrastination. And pardon the size, please (gosh this sounded like a polite white boy)

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The first time you realised that—apart from the translation and the accent—Loki is moderating his speech more than it shows, it was at their birthday party.

It was in the middle of December and, no matter how much they tried to hide it, the lack of sun was getting into him. Apparently, Asgard has sunny days even when it's snowing, and neither of the Gods could go along with the cloudy New York climate. So, Thor surprised Loki by secretly visiting Asgard and bringing a lot of booze on their way back. It was the first time you saw Thor, Steve, Loki and Bucky getting drunk and it was so worth it.

Technically it wasn't Loki's birthday anymore, and you should both be sleeping. But, being the insomniac idiots you are, you stayed up and talked.

Around when they started losing control, Loki and Thor were speaking with their Æsir accents instead of the Posh and Australian accents they use every day. And, even though it was hard to get used to it, you kinda liked this accent better. When you two were alone in his room and chatting about whatever your drunken minds came up with, Loki let something else slip.

They were trying to pronounce the name of a place, one you can't even dream of saying correctly. But it's his mother tongue, so you expected to be easy for them to say it.

But he got stuck on the first vowel, something between an "o" and an "u" sound. Their cheeks were growing more and more read by the millisecond, and it wasn't the wine.

You waited until he gived up with a sigh, cheeks burning and fingers sparring. "You don't have to say where it happened, I don't know the place anyways," you smile. Loki still nods a no.

"It's no-not a-a-a…" they sigh, you don't know if it's to release some tension or stimulate his mouth before he starts speaking again, "about the-the place, but about, um, not being able to p-pro-pronounce the d-damn name!" they breathe out before muttering what sounded like a curse word and lowering his head.

"Hey, can you look at me, please?" you grab their left hand, stopping the picking. He nods and looks at you, cheeks red and eyes hoping to look away. "Thank you. It's okay, you can talk however you talk, alright?" You smile and squeeze the hand, managing to get a faint twist out of their lips.

"Alright. Now, where were I-I? K-kind of for-forgot," he grins, releasing the hand to move some locks of hair away.

After that night, whenever you and Loki were alone, the stutter would be visible. You didn't have any problem with it, but as time passed, it became more and more frequent and with increasing ways of stuttering. It felt rude to ask or comment it, but something was telling you that they're getting worse.

What proved you wrong is how he was talking when anyone else was around, it was more fluid. If it wasn't in the dead of the night when you realised, you would have hugged the life out of him.

It wasn't getting worse. Having someone who won't judge the stutter made them not hide it when talking with you more confident when talking to literally anyone else.

You didn't hug him in the dead of the night, but you did the moment you saw them the next morning.

There is an issue with this new situation, you can't deny it. But it also comes from you teaching Loki about meme slang. The problem was when arguing.

Because, no matter how big the fight is, Loki would stutter to no end. And would always end the arguement with the line "did-did I s-s-st-stutter?", resulting with both of you laughing your lungs out and ending the arguement.

Now, you're both laying on their bed after a mission of his, watching cartoons in hope of relaxing them enough to actually sleep. You're laying your head on his non-injured shoulder, their head laying on top of yours, and your warm hand resting on this injury on his lower back that healed wrong and they won't admit that it hurts even after you saw him struggling to place warm towels on the spot.

"I…" they stop for a long moment, clearing their throat before continuing, "I have to say you- to tell you so-something," he raises his head and guides you to do the same, your eyes meeting. You can see their fingers tormenting the sheets on a way to not pick on each other.

"What is it?" you smile, waiting for him.

"Well… I think I- I know that-that I…" they puff out some air, "I… I…" he stops, "oh, fuck this,"

His lips crush yours, one hand holding you by your waist. You kiss back, smiling against them. His tongue enters your mouth and starts exploring, the taste of hot chocolate filling you. Your hands hold them by the neck and bring him closer. No matter what, you don't want this to end.

You both grow breathless and part your mouths but touch foreheads, smiling as you stare right into each other's eyes. "I love you too," you breathe out, watching a soft smile spreading through his face.

They kiss you again, but this time it's soft. You don't respond, he wants you to take it in and that's what you do, laying down and bringing them with you before you end up cuddling.

"You're ma-magnificent," he smiles, pulling some hair away from your face. You hum and hold their hand, kissing the still red knuckles.

"Can't reach your level of magnificence,"

Hs makes an oh sound and kisses the tip of your nose before laying against your sternum, sleep slowly consuming them. But they manage to say one last "I love you," before drifting off.