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im sorry but “we are just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year” is some of the gayest shit i’ve heard in a song
#followed by ‘what have we found? the same old fears wish you were here’#babe that wasnt ur childhood friend turned ‘stranger’#that was the LOVE OF UR LIFE !!!#anyway yeah#thinking about syd barret#and roger waters today#did they get u trade ur heroes for ghosts??#nah insane things are said in that song#this is very very very#jegulus#to me#like james to reg after the mark#anywayyy#pink floyd#marauders#syd barrett#roger waters#lyrics#gay#very very gay
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FE: Birthright Randomised Paralogues 13 and 14
(aka ‘I can no longer procrastinate on the plot’)
anyway let’s get the to last currently available paralogues :V
Paralogue 13 is Caeldori’s
hoo boi this’ll be interesting
ya know we never got to see much of Subaki’s personality when he joined in Birthright so this will be really interesting
oh, well it’s... still Caeldori?
Saizo that isn’t Kaze-
this feels so ooc holy heck-
saizo
SAIZO
again; not Kaze :’V
I never thought I would ever see Saizo say ‘jiffy’
anyway battle prep!
aaaaaaall righty, let’s get on with the chapter!
you forget that we have both Azura and Felicia, Saizo I’m pretty sure they could tank most if not all of the units here
ayy there she is I hope she’s showing as a sky knight for stability please tell me she didn’t literally stay as a sky knight because she just has to be flawless even though there can literally be no such thing otherwise such a concept wouldn’t exist-
We don’t really need it but sure
bECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
if someone could be perfect then it wouldn’t exist something else would exist instead, which would be exactly the same as ‘perfection’, because it’ll always be unachievable
I’m getting too deep into this, sorry moving on
ya know I could say the same to you, Saizo
ok that not so much-
yeah she’s literally still a sky knight ok that’s fine She has In Extremis as a personal, which grants Crit +30 when she has less than 25% HP, holy heck She also has Swap, Renewal, Poison Strike and Magictaker huh and an extra free beast killer, I should trade that over to Takumi once he can use it Or Kaze, idk anyway she has pretty solid bases, too (Growths: HP - 25, Str - 15, Mag - 35, Skill - 40, Spd - 35, Lck - 35, Def - 55, Res - 45) (Heart Seal: Wyvern Rider and Ninja)
this guy’s gonna get wrecked
ok but No one can touch Takumi like literally all of these magic users are doing 0 damage if they can hit him at all
they’re already dead indeed
I wasn’t expecting her to get a crit but hey ho I’ll take it
wow Rinkah’s getting crits left and right :o
yIKES
well uhh another mage came along and finished her off o<o;;;; just as she got a big shield, too
oh my Farore Sakura finally got a higher tome proficiency--
this one’s for Rinkah, you shit
Fite me
oh hey, Caeldori levelled up
Wasted
wow that Boss was a bitch to fight
I should have had Setsuna up there to fight them because ya know SHE HAS 31 RESISTANCE AND 26 DEFENCE
rest in pieces, ya shitlord
I’m not going to bring up how that’s impossible again
well, I’d assume ppl have to be good in their first battle because otherwise they’re dead and that’s hardly ‘good’
actually fight me, Caeldori
see? no such thing as perfect
idk man, you could have given her an inferiority complex in the process
I will fight both of you
saizo, you’re fiiiiiiiine, stop worrying so much
right, let’s go to paralogue 14 and see who Silas’ kid is!
it’s Hisame ........... I can 100% see him yelling at Silas ‘IT’S NOT A PHASE, DAD’
what does this look like, a murder scene? .... well I guess it could, actually
shit’s going down, that’s what, Silas
they’re just having a party, bro
he doesn’t have mcuh company and turned to creating soulless creatures for it ... poor guy
his favourite colour is vantablack, and he says it’s the closest colour to his soul
did he manage to get one of the spring event Heroes, tho? that is the question
wow
you really need to take some time to talk to him, Silas
well maybe your nightmares, not Hisame’s
ya know what? Maybe we should just leave Hisame to it he’s fine
all right, battle prep let’s goooo
let’s get rid of this bog fiiirst
ayyyy, Dragon Fang it’s great
it’s time to unleash the madness
>:3c
it’s dead indeed, Setsuna it’s very dead
another bog nullifiiied
I was wondering why this one Faceless seemed to have so much avoid when we’re both in the forest but it has Lancebreaker that explains a lot
it’s too bad you don’t have Bowbreaker, mATE and it was a crit, too
ok but his animation was really cool, he threw the lance up, caught in in mid air and just
it was great
well Hisame has some kind of Rally I can’t tell what though
he proc’d Dragon Fang again :’’’D
this guy has literally 0% chance of hitting me I love Swordmasters, man
and she got a criiiiiit
ok Takumi got another crit
it’s great
aaaaand 3rd bog neutralised
ok we can finally talk to Hisame
you haven’t mastered it until you can summon Amaterasu which you can’t because you need to fight the Anchorite of Light, who’s in the Kursta Archipelago and apparently hates their job sooooo :Y Or until you can cast Hresvelgr-Hresvelgr Rain, but that would require the Bishop and Wizard asterisks too-
beautifully hilarious, you mean
boi have you seen how much of a threat they are? the most damage they can do is like 4 HP, if they even HIT
that is true, however good thing there’s no fatigue system like there apparently was in Thracia 776 lol
I’m suddenly getting flashbacks of Resident Evil 7 Yeah no, Hisame I need to ask you to please Stop
please listen to your dad, Hisame
well obviously who do I look like; Mephilia?
aaall riiight let’s have a look at Hisameeee
ok, he’s another Nohr Prince, neat He has Fortunate Son as a personal, which means allies within 2 spaces get Ddg +15 and he gets Ddg +5, neat he also has Rally Defence, Air Superiority and Potent Potion I... guess Relief isn’t a skill that passes down ahahahah;;;; (Growths: HP - 35, Str - 25, Mag - 20, Skill - 60, Spd - 50, Lck - 30, Def - 40, Res - 5) (Heart Seal: Ninja and Wyvern Rider)
oh NOW you crit, Saizo when you were already going to kill the guy anyway >:V
where’s the fun, then? idk lmao
Reverse Ringabel is smol confirmed
but what if he was just about to get one of the Spring exclusive units? :V
Hisame ur gonna get urself killed, u know?
the vengeful ghost of Tharja, that’s who
whatever you say, Hisame
Silas just wants to be cool, Saizo, let him have that
plot twist, imagine if he was talking about himself
someone stop him
oh yeah then the extra cutscene to make him seem creepy
... do u need a hug, Hisame
I can really see the resemblance
well you shouldn’t really expect pretty much anyone to, man
Tharja stop
it’s funny because the avatar’s name in this run is Shadow
aaaaand that’s that!
we’ll be finally moving onto the plot next time, so I can’t run from spoilers for people anymore! :’D
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