#did he bamboozle us 💀💀💀

[starmocha]

No, no, no, I can't get over how cute this entire chat is!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[willowwee]

I gotta geek out over My Greasefire Life 4 here for a moment:

Idk if I'm deaf or if im hearing wrong or im tweaking but i swear i heard Lena calling Thad 'Thaddy' it sounds so cute wtf😭😭

I LOVE LYNN AND KELSEY💗💗💗💗 THEYRE NOT EVEN IN HALF OF THE VIDEO BUT I LOVE THEM SMMMMM💗💗💗

I know Lynn and Kelsey are MORTIFIED when they saw Ashley face to face for the first time 😭 (i wonder if Ashley knew but decided to keep quiet)

My man Ashley was going through it 😭

Lexi got my boy singing alternative lyrics for Mitski he is HOOKED free my boy from the clutches of Lexi

I love how even tho Ash is aware that Lexi is evil, he was probably still heartbroken about the breakup and the cheating 😭 like those 2 years got wasted huh

I wonder how the scene of Lynn qnd Kelsey dragging Ash out of his pit of despair looked like. I know Denny's at the side like 🧍‍♂️

Ash before Dennys arrived: 😓💔. Ash after Dennys arrived: ☺️💗

SHOWERING BRUSHING UR TEEF SHAVING ALL AT THE SAME TIME IS WILD.

'Dennys can u pick an outfit for me to wear' My denny's being a major fashion nerd: my time has come

I love how Denny's sprayed Ash hair with no warning (gotta love hairstyle that comes with pain)

If that bouncer wont let us in I thought denny's and ash bout to have another BADA BING BADA BOOM👊👊

Duke Dandy and Thad used to getting it on rlly got me unexpected enough to make a whole post abt me being bamboozled over it before finishing the whole video

'I screamed into the void and somehow I got friendship' yea sounds like life fr

Producers giving me mad agent mintz and agent peppers vibes

'U ROAST THE PEOPLE?????' HE SOUNDED SO HORRIFIED 😭😭😭

'Duke dandy is gay???? Like... gay as in gay?? Or gay gay...' this got me laughing quietly 😭😭

'Whos dick did u have to suck' denny's better than me I'd lose my shit

'I forgive u for making a scene at the yoga class' now i know denny's werent even thinking for apologising💀💀 THIS BITCH TALKED SHIT ABT US AND DIDNT EVEN APOLOGISED FOR IT

Lexi fr giving me headache I've dealt people like her before LEXI TESTING MY PATIENCE

AINT NO WAY LEXI TALKING SHIT BOUT MY GIRLS LYNN AND KELSEY ITS ON SIGHT👊👊👊

'I'm a girls girl' AND PROCEEDED TO TALK SHIT BOUT MY GIRLS U FAKER

Ash was KILLING IT

I knew it was going too good the producers fr rolled up with the Racist #3 on the spot, prepared and all😭😭

My denny's staring hard at Ash and the producers after seeing the script

NEW JERSEY RATS MENTIONED🗣🗣 I have a feeling the producers changed a few stuff in New Jersey Rats cause who the hell yelled a slur before they died 💀💀 or maybe the script was for a different movie idk

For the first time ever the video ended with Ash not getting fucked over by something💀💀

[student-in-nightraven]

Thighs are my high

Nikolai Gogol x gn reader

Summary: Nikolai has the juiciest thighs and you ask him to crush your head with them (tsk tsk how perverted are you i would too)

Genre: suggestive, crack, comfort in the end

When you first met Nikolai the first thing you noticed about him was his big, godly, juicy thighs. Your mouth was basically drooling at that point, even though months passed those thighs would trigger something in you every single time you saw them, Nikolai of course knew, and this bastard kept messing with you, whenever he heard your footsteps in a room he'd immediately rush to a nearby couch or chair and sit either manspreading or one leg over the other, and everytime you saw it you couldn't breathe, your eye would start twitching and you tried to avoid him, until one day you couldn't take it anymore, plus Fyodor gave you extra work and you were exhausted, so when you saw Nikolai sitting on the couch with his his god crafted thighs you lost it, walking up to him "Nikolai" he replied with an enthusiastic "hm?"

"*Sigh*......crush my head with your thighs" "shto?"(means "what?" In Ukrainian), my mans was so bamboozled he questioned with his native language 💀

"crush my head with your thighs, please", Nikolai cackled like a maniac "Wow! I knew you liked my thighs but I didn't expect you to be so straightforward about it!" He had tears in his eyes from laughing, you glared up at him "so you knew?! *Gasp* is..IS THAT WHY EVERYTIME I WALKED IN YOU WERE CONVENIENTLY IN A SITTING POSITION THAT PORTRAYED YOUR GOD CRAFTED THIGHS PERFECTLY??" "*Cackle* God crafted? My my I wasn't ready for such flattery!"

He fanned his face with his hand laughing "oh you know damn well your thighs are gorgeous and you used that!" "Me? I was just being content with my body, you're the one who kept looking at my thighs like a wolf!" He dramatically brought a finger to his eyes wiping away a fake tear, you knew he was joking though.

You shook your head, too tired to snap back "look will you or will you not? It's a simple yes or no question" Nikolai brought a finger to his chin as if he was deep in thought "Hmm..I don't know, will you be able to handle my "godly" thighs? What if I crush you to death hm?" "It's the best way to go" his eyes went wide for a second but then he started giggling "okay okay, you may be crushed by my thighs! don't blame me for any damage tho~"

He leaned back on the couch, now laying horizontally, you crawled in between his legs and put your head between his inner thighs, the squishiest part✨

He giggled bringing his hand to pat your head, then pushing his upper body strength on his arms, keeping himself up in a sitting position, once he saw you were settled he slowly tightened his thighs around your head, every 5 seconds tighter and tighter, he wouldn't go as far as to suffocate you of course! After all you're one of the amusing and interesting people! It'd be a real shame if something were to happen to you, tho he would lie if he said he didn't enjoy this as much as you, a hint of red flush was visible on his cheeks, after sometime he finally let loose, he could see your red dazed face and he laughed "Well? Did you nearly suffocate? Tho that dreamy look on your face tells me that you enjoyed my "god crafted thighs" he teased,smirking, you laid your head down his thighs "yes I enjoyed it, it's a good way to let stress go" "hmm..Dos-kun overworked you didn't he?"

You nodded your head, he smiled and pet your hair "well dear, everytime he does that, you just tell me and me and my powerful thighs will cheer you up" he half joked, tho he said this in a joking way he really meant it "and maybe next time, you can squeeze my head with your thighs~"

You blushed but accepted the idea, now looking forward to when Fyodor would be a rat and overwork you, this man was flabbergasted when he saw you leaving his office happily after he gave you more work again, "What is wrong with them, did you put something in their drink?" He asked Nikolai, he shook his head in response "Nope! Let's just say that my thighs are their new religion" he smiled and Fyodor just had the biggest scowl on his face "I did not need to know that."

[short-black-diamond]

Hello i loved your luna story can i request for the smut asks Top towards their sub number 3 for him ( if you are not comfortable writing about him could it be aiku instead)? Thank you in advance😊

Yeah I'd rather take Aiku because since Luna is like--more like a side character and stuff... I think I'll make a list who I don't want to write for...

Also lemme turn Blue Lock into a brothel real quick yeah?

There's also something I've wanted to say about this fic. I have never had intercourse and I'm still a proud virgin. So this fic will be based solely on what I imagine would happen, and I hope you guys will llike it because I've spent a lot of thought and time into this.

Warnings: Oliver Aiku x reader, Smut., Vanilla sex because first times should be sweet as fuck, also Oliver is the biggest dork in here but tries to be hot and attractive, also Oliver will cry at some point, strangers to lovers I guess?

I will proofread that on another day. please ignore the possible writing mistakes.

taglist: @wishiknewwhatiwasdoingwithmylife, @hsxhype, @shirayuki-ayumi, @luysim, @mayincharacter

Word count: 5,924 wtf 😭✌💀

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"Lemme quit my job for ya..."

It was embarrassing. Pretty much so, with you being a virgin, your friends having thought it would be a great idea to bring you to the freakiest place in town, and that on your birthday.

Yeah, you were in for something.

...

"For the last time,", you seethed angrily at your best friend, "I am perfectly fine being a virgin!"

"Yeah, sure you are. But your browser history and your dildos say otherwise~", she mused as you blushed.

"It's called loving myself, and putting myself first. I enjoy doing things alone, and that includes pleasing myself.", you grumbled as you defended your dignity.

She sighed. "____, you're twenty-one today. It's time you get the feeling of a man's touch on you.", cue you giving her a disgusted look. "I'd rather die than let a man touch me, and where are we going exactly??"

"Oh, you'll see soon enough."

...

"What the...?!"

"Welcome to Blue Lock, where the boys here are specialised for pleasing lonely women like us!", she cheered before she dragged you inside, who tried running away.

"Please, let me go!", you yelled in fear, but her grip was relentless as she led you to the counter. "Hello, could we have Aiku and Otoya please, Anri?", she asked, and the woman on the counter smiled.

"Of course, please enjoy yourselves!", she exclaimed and she and your best friend laughed as if this was a joke. Which it was...but you didn't find it funny.

And in the next moment, you found yourself in front of a room, where your friend was in the other storey. You took a deep, exhausted breath before you softly knocked.

"Hello..?", you asked politely before you opened the door, and it was dark. You sighed before you went further into the chamber. You closed the door softly, and only after the click did you hear something.

It sounded like somebody stood up from the bed which was right in front of the door, and before you knew it, you were laying on it, and a man on top of you.

"Damn, what a pretty thing you are..", he rasped, looking into your wide eyes. Heterochromia, two different sets of eye colours on each eye.

They were truly mesmerizing, but you couldn't really focus on that when you felt something hard poking you, and the man above you biting his lip at your pretty face.

"Huh..?", you only said, still a little bamboozled that a stranger threw himself on top of you.

"So, what's it gonna be today, sweetie? Bondage...butt plugs...roleplay?", he breathed, wetting his lips when he thought about ravaging you.

"I-I'm a virgin..?", you only answered and hoped you wouldn't regret this. You had absolutely no idea what he was talking about.

And sure, the guy who was hovering over you was hot and all, and the LED light did a great job casting him into a red light, making him look all the more attractive, but you didn't really want to get your world rocked at your first time.

Fortunately, the guy had the dignity to quickly turn away from you and sit upright as he stared ahead of him as he scratched his neck. "Damn, sorry baby...But really? Are you really a virgin?", he asked as he looked down at you.

You were still laying there in your coat and boots as you looked at him. You turned to the side to face him better. You blushed at his question as you played with the scarf around your neck.

"yes...and please don't tease me for it..", you grumbled when you thought about how your friend bullied you on your entire ride there.

You heard faint slapping and moaning noises and you curled in yourself as you squeezed your eyes shut and you put your hands on your ears. Yeah, you were jealous at the other girls who got laid here.

The guy sitting next to you looked up at the ceiling, thinking about his boner and how pretty you looked.

'There's no way a woman this pretty is still a virgin..right?', he thought as he looked down at you again, only to grow concerned when he saw how you've turned into a ball.

"Shit, are you okay?! Hey, you hear me?", he asked in a worried tone as he scooched closer to you. You looked at him.

"Yeah, it's just...the noises.", you said, and the guy understood.

"How about..we kiss? Have you ever kissed anybody?"

"I've never even had a crush.."

"Damn.", the guy said and you whined in protest. But, he didn't mean it like that. He was surprised that you were a hard-core virgin who had yet to smile at a boy.

He huffed in amusement. "Would you like to do something? Or do you not wanna kiss me?", he asked.

Normally, he would've told a girl off when she didn't want to do anything, but it was different with you. If you didn't want to do anything then he'd be ready to cuddle you, and if you also didn't want that, then he'd just lay there with you on the bed, either talking, looking at the ceiling and just chilling.

"mh...well...I k-kinda do...but i dunno...", you murmured as you closed your eyes again.

"Can you...tell me a bit about yourself?", you asked, and hoped that you didn't break a rule. 'Maybe he just likes to fuck strangers and get paid? Can I even ask that?', you thought as you awaited his answer.

"The name's Oliver Aiku. I work here as a people pleaser in Blue Lock and I hope I can please you too, sweetheart."

you giggled. "That was a nice introduction. I can't believe my best friend brought me to a brothel on my birthday though.."

At that, Oliver laughed. "What?! She really did that? Damn...she must've been desperate to have you get railed, huh?"

You groaned in embarrassment. "Being a virgin is not so bad.."

"How old are you?"

"Twenty-one?"

"Happy birthday, virgin."

"Please don't call me that."

Oliver chuckled again before he laid down next to you as he looked at you. "Sorry...it's just...I can't believe a pretty gem like you has been untouched for over twenty years- ouch!"

Yeah, you pinched his shoulder hard. He rubbed the sore place with a grin, still having a hard dick as he grinned at you. "But it's true. But how could you last this long without a dick?"

"...dildos?"

"Hehe.."

"What's so funny?", you asked. You slowly got irritated by his teasing, but then he just looked at you fondly.

"Sooo...you're a virgin, who got dragged by her best friend into a brothel, and that on your birthday, just to get laid?"

"It's not like I wanted to be here, you know..?"

Oliver sighed. 'poor thing..', then he went on top of you again. "what if we do what your best friend says then? hm?", he asked softly before he moved a strand of hair out of your face.

Your face heated up at the gentle touch Oliver gave you as you looked at his two-tones eyes. You gulped. "Promise to be gentle with me?"

Oliver huffed in amusement. "I'll try my best, sweetie.", and he was still above you, looking down on you. you looked at him for a moment, before you decided.

"Then...let's do it."

And just like that, Oliver sat up, pulled you up by your collar, held the back of your head with one, then the other hand on the small of your back as he leaned down to your level (your body was smaller than his) and softly brought his lips to yours, and you only felt a slight brush.

Then he leaned back. "How was that?"

"... What was that?", you retorted, a confused expression on your face, but still, you had a slight blush as well on it.

Oliver scoffed. "I-it was a kiss, y'know?! You wanted me to be gentle with you, and I am!"

"Y-you can be a tiny bit rougher with me...", you grumbled under your breath, and Oliver smirked.

"Well, if that's so...", he breathed before he pressed his lips down on yours in a much more passionate kiss.

Oliver flinched. You flinched as well, after he did. "wh-what?"

"Your lipstick...it tastes amazing!", he exclaimed before licking at your lips. "mmh...", he whimpered before he kissed you again.

You had to surpress giggles when you felt him eating away your cherry lipstick more than kissing you, but you let him. It felt nice...whatever he was doing.

'Gosh, why does this taste so good!? Why can't I stop!?...it's so addicting...!'

He then suddenly stopped himself. "S-sorry...", he mumbled, holding a crouched finger in front of his lips as he looked to the side with a blush. He only said sorry because he couldn't taste the lipstick anymore and he only realized then that he's been lapping at your mouth like a thirsty dog.

"It's okay.", you said with a smile. 'he's so cute..!'

and then, you scooched closer to him as you pulled away the finger from his lips as you slowly kissed him again.

Oliver didn't know why he felt like that. He felt shy, but good. He felt so...different with you than with all the other girls he's been spending time with.

Maybe it's also because of the fact that you were a virgin and Oliver didn't really know what to do. Experienced girls knew the drill. you didn't.

But, he knew that he'd let you do anything you liked, since it was your first time, so all he had to do was to relax, no?

Easer done than said. Oliver wanted you on his lap as he slowly took off your coat, shawl and beanie. He took a moment to snicker at your dishelved hair and you giggled as well before you tried to brush it neat a little.

And then, Oliver sat you on lis lap, where he rested against the headbord, and looked at you. Your heartbeat quickened when you felt something poking your clit and you forrowed your brows.

"wh-what's that?"

"An erection. Guys get hard when pretty girls like you sit on 'em.", he spoke as he tired to subtly grind up in order to get some friction. You gasped.

"i...are erections always so...big?", you asked as you shifted around to feel it some more, but you flinched when it gave you a sweet sensation.

Oliver hissed before he smirked at you through his bangs. "well...my dick's big, ...don't know about the other guys though."

You huffed in amusement. But, you turned serious again. "um...could you take these off?", you asked with a slight blush as you pulled at his pants.

Now, Oliver didn't know why he blushed, but he did. Maybe he liked the feeling of you on top of him, maybe he liked it when you grinded down on him a bit just a few moments ago...and maybe he liked getting ordered around?

He nodded. "Aynthing ya want, pretty-"

you startet to take your clothes of too, and his breath got caught in his throat. What he saw must've been the prettiest woman he's ever seen, stripping herself off of the clothes she's been wearing, becoming almost more naked than the day she was born, and Oliver never sprung out of bed just to rip off his pants so fast as well.

He panted when he whipped his head to your figure again, who just sat there in nothing but cute stockings, and a sweet lingerie set. All pastel coloured.

Oliver gulped nervously.

"So...what now?", you asked as you looked to the side. Oliver chuckled as he sat by the headbord again, and beckoned you closer. You were glad that he didn't take off his boxers...yet.

"Sit here, pretty...", he instructed to you, motioning for you to sit between his legs, with your back facing him. He grunted when you 'corrected' your seat before his dick, intentionally rubbing your ass against his hard groin as he took in a sharp breath.

"S-slowly, baby...", he gasped before you finally settled down.

You looked back to him. "Are you okay?"

He nodded quickly before he kissed your cheek and whispered for you to spread your legs. As you widened them, Oliver kissed you along your neck, and his warm fingers ghosting over your cold skin, brushing against your knees, thighs and belly softly, sending shivers around your body and you flinched a little.

"Are you okay, doll?", Oliver asked this time as he nibbled at your ear a little, his hands moving up to grope at your tits a bit. You took a deep breath.

It all felt foreign. You being here, nearly stripped off of all your clothes, with a man in his briefs sitting behind you with his boner pressing agains your rear, and letting him grope you.

You sighed dreamily.

It could be that your first time wasn't really what you expected-

"Ah!", you yelped, closing your thighs reflexively when you felt Oliver's right pointy and index finger prod and rub your clit through the fabric slowly. He stopped.

"Sorry..!", he said, and tried to take his hand away from yours, but you held it in place. "wait..d-do it again..I was just thinking of something else for a moment..", you mumbled as you gently pushed his fingers against your bud, enjoying the feeling of a man's touch for the first time.

Oliver blushed a little when he felt your tiny hand grab his and push his digits against your pussy. He realized now that he was falling for you. He looked up at the ceiling as he closed his eyes.

'dammit...falling for a customer..?!', he thought as he slowly circled his middle finger around your bud, applying pressure here and there, feeling you writhe under his touch as you press your back towards him and your breathing quickened as it also got heavier.

It felt good. Very good. Not even half as fast as your cheap vibrator, but still good. His fingers felt nice against your bundle of nerves and you gently rocked your hips against his palms as he massaged your sensitive area.

"mmh...feels good...", you moaned slightly, accompanied by a soft sigh, and Oliver kissed you again. He somehow loved kissing you more than wanting to fuck you.

Was it because he was falling for you? Even though he didn't even know your name? Was it because of your sweet vanilla scent? Your smaller frame against his as your butt which got harrassed by his hips as he humped you subtly? Or was it because he could take things easy for once?

Where he could do as he pleased, and not being bossed around so much. I mean, sure, you ordered his hand to stay where it was and for him to rub your clit, but he didn't mind it. He found it cute how you caught his hand between your thighs to keep it where it rested. He found it cute how your hand held his thigh, right above his knee as your other hand was above Oliver's hand which was pressed against your pussy, wanting to feel some more friction.

He found your sweet moans and sighs cute, where he could kiss you however he wanted. Where he could hug you tightly to him, and where you didn't mind.

He loved having the freedom to take your virginity, but he loved the idea of acting as your lover even more. He loved the idea of acting as your boyfriend, hell, he'd even become your husband if you'd say yes.

He didn't know why, but he wanted to please you in other ways and not just sex. He wanted to make you pancakes, take you out on sweet dates, and make you smile.

Damn, he fell for you, even though you guys only knew each other for an hour.

"yeah? want me to take it a step...deeper?", he whispered as he kissed your temple, and you nodded with a smile.

you heard the slapping noises again, but you didn't pay them any mind as Oliver pushed a finger into your vagina, and you whimpered. Meanwhile, Oliver's mouth stood agape as he struggled pushing his middle finger deeper into your core, and he didn't even put in half of it.

He couldn't even imagine fow his dick was supposed to fit inside that sweet pussy of yours. He groaned.

"S-sorry..", you started, wanting to apologize in embarrassment upon him feeling your tight entrance, but you only felt and heard a breathy chuckle.

"Don't you dare apologize, doll,", he said, one hand grabbing from under your thigh and pushing it up as he pushed his finger deeper inside upon the new angle, and you arched your back in response.

"mmnnh!"

Oliver giggled. Yes, he fucking giggled. "Gosh, you're too cute...and innocent...fuck...!"

And he then pulled out his slick-coated finger before he pushed it back in. The feeling was weird, having something warm go in and outside of you, and it even curling around.

None of your dildos worked like that.

____.exe has stopped working.

You moaned when he did it a few times, growing accustomed to the feeling of his finger in your core, and Oliver smiled. "Feels good?"

"Yes..", you breathed heartily. Oliver blushed, and sped up a little more, making your breath hitch. He slowly added a second finger, and you let your head fall back.

'This feels so good..I feel so full...!', you thought as you closed your eyes in bliss. Oliver used the moment to lean down and lick a stripe up your neck, making you shiver.

"damn...yer making me wanna quit..", he mumbled, but you still heard it.

"h-huh?", you asked as you tried to pay more attention to him and not his nice fingers, who were pumping into you at this point.

"Lemme quit my job for ya...", he said a little more loudly as his thumb caressed your clit again, but this time a little more with aggression, and applying more pressure as he sped up.

You moaned loudly. "Ah...O-oliver..!"

you felt flattered, even in the midst of this type of affection. You felt flattered that his words were sounding so sincere.

But you had your worries and concerns. Your best friend told you about all the guys she'd encountered as she had been in countless relationships. And she told you that boys would tell you anything as long as you stayed together with them.

Oliver just kept going faster and faster, circling around your bud as his hand nearly made slapping noises against your pussy, and your face got hot as you listened to the sound.

"Wanna make you mine...wanna...make you smile...", he muttered as he sped up more and more, listening to your voice which raised octave for octave, and he laid his head on your shoulder.

"I think i fell in love with you, even though I don't know your name."

Shit, you could have just come from that.

He suddenly stopped and took out his hand from your core, leaving you panting, and stolen off of your high. He took the fingers which were inside of you into his mouth, motioning for you to look down to him as he licked and sucked at his fingers in bliss, moaning at the sweet taste and fluttering eyes closing shut as he blushed.

But, you flushed in embarrassment. "wh-why did you do that? You could've just wiped them on the sheets, you know?", you said softly as you kept stealing glances at his blissed out face as he still licked at his lips, wanting to take whatever was left from your fluid from his palms.

When he only tasted his own saliva and not your sweetness anymore, he took out his fingers. "Why do that? You just became my favourite meal. And one shouldn't throw away a meal like that.", he answered with a pout as he stood up to take off his boxers.

"you know? there's a saying. My coach told me this by the way when he taught me how to eat out a lady..."eating out a woman is the same as eating something oily or juicy. For example you're eating a hamburger, and you still have some crumbs, or salad or cheese or something on your palms. You wouldn't take the napkin first, would you? It would be a waste. Just how the hamburger was a blessing, food to be cherished, what is left and still visible on the fingers is a blessing too. This is why you should always lick it away before using a napkin." And that's why I always lick away the essence, and not wipe them.", Oliver explained as he took of his boxers.

"Did your coach...always compare women to food?", you asked, half curious and half jealous of the realization that you were in a brothel with a man who had most likely gone down on countless women.

"Well, food tastes good, and women do too, so I don't really see the difference. But you...", he trailed off, smirking proudly as you ogled at his schlong with wide eyes, and thus boosting his ego, as he sat down again.

"you taste sweeter than honey, doll."

"_-____."

There was a moment of silence as he registered your answer. ____. Heh, what a pretty name. However, his heartbeat pounded against his ripcage so hard that he feared it might burst.

Normally, he wouldn't ask for a stranger's name. And if they told them, he still would call them petnames.

Normally, he couldn't even give two shits about his customers, he just wanted a nice fucking session and gain some money.

Normally, his heart wouldn't act out like that.

Normally.

It seemed like you were an exception.

It seemed like his heart found a new reason to work.

It seemed like he didn't wanna do this filthy job anymore.

It seemed like you were comfortable with him, trusting him as you gave your name price.

And oh, what a price it was.

Oliver would be packing his things tonight and just follow you home, because the brothel's been his home for the longest time.

Sure, he'd miss Blue Lock, mostly because of his friends and the money, but that was about it.

Yeah, Oliver would ask to move in to your apartment.

...if you had other feelings than lust for him.

...he hoped you did.

"____...", he breathed out. If came so naturally off his tongue, and he fell in love with the name as he looked at you with a smile.

A genuine smile. Not the one he'd show anyone else.

He had a sweet smile.

You averted your eyes as your cheeks burned. 'ahh he's so pretty! And I love how my name sounds from his voice!!!'

Then, he took a condom out of his drawer and gave you a show of putting it on his dick. Your eyes widened in lust and wonder as you watched him pull the gummy down his dick, and he just had to do it very slowly as he watched you stare.

He felt shy and nervous all of a sudden.

Oliver quickly leaned forward to take your hand as he gently pulled you towards him, making you walk on your knees until his dick rested under your pussy.

"Are..you sure that... this ...will fit?", you asked with a nervous smile as you looked at the size of his dick.

He was certainly bigger than any dildo you've ever had.

"hm...there's only one way to find out.", he answered as he looked up at you with a closed eyed smile, and if the tension wouldn't be so damn sexual, you would've slapped him.

But you felt like caressing his cheek now. You still held his hand as you gulped. "Well...y-you were fingering me before, right?", you asked with a stutter, but Oliver didn't pay it any mind as he started kissing your chest and collarbone.

"Yes, I did. We can also not do anything at all, ____."

You looked at him for a moment. Then your hand came in contact with his cheek. His eyes widened. He then pressed the side of his face into your hand and nuzzled himself against it.

It felt like you two knew each other for a long time, like you weren't strangers. Oliver had never experienced a touch like...that.

He never got touched so softly, and when you looked at him with such a gentle smile, and treated him like he was the most expensive thing in the world...

"Oh, Oliver, my love!", you exclaimed as you hugged him. You embraced him the moment you saw his right eye suddenly collecting more water, and you grew panicked.

"Did I do something wrong? Am I not allowed to touch workers? Please my love, answer me...!", you said in a hushed whisper as Oliver slowly brought his arms to your back and hugged you as well.

His shoulders were shaking as he sniffed and sobbed. "N-no...I just..I love you!", he cried and you just hugged him tighter.

It took him a few seconds to collect his thoughts, to let loose, to calm down. Oliver felt...safe, in your arms. He was surprised when you suddenly embraced him, as if you were protecting him, and maybe that was what he needed.

Maybe he just needed to breathe a bit. Yeah. That was it. Catch a break from this place.

He hugged you a little tighter and you reciprocated the gesture. Oliver sighed contently. That sweet moment however, got ruined when your knees couldn't support the weight of Oliver -who was laying on your chest with his whole upper body- anymore, and you had to sit down.

It was a wonder, truly.

Your pussy sucked his dick inside in one go, without any difficulties as you gasped sharply and Oliver moaned shamelessly. Oliver cursed under his breath as he massaged your sides, trying to tell you sweet nothings as he tried to refrain from thrusting up his dick.

your breath was ragged as you tried to process how in the world you could've taken such a huge cock like Oliver's in, let alone so...easily.

But, you also felt more full than you ever did, none of your dildos were that good. Gosh, Oliver might get you addicted to his own dick if you didn't hop off anytime soon.

"mmh...c-can I move?", you asked after a few minutes, and Oliver looked at you in confused amazement. He was underneath you, panting as he tried to get accustomed to the tightest cunt he's ever had the pleasure of getting inside, and here you were, all ready to ride him.

Oliver nodded as he closed his eyes. "Lift your hips- s-slow--ah~!", he instructed, but you lifted them too fast and Oliver's shaft was robbed from your warm walls as you raised yourself, sucking him a little up and he shivered when he felt the cool night air from the slightly opened window hit against his wet cock.

You hissed in frustration when you didn't feel his thick dick fill you up and you let yourself down again, but this time much slower, and you moaned out in bliss. Oliver did as well, and he looked at the place where your entrance took in more and more of him.

His heart started hurting. "Yes..j-just like that..!", he breathed as he felt you rise again. your eyes were closed in concentration of Oliver's breathing, his twitching dick, his hands holding your hips to guide you around on his cock and the lewd noises both of your genitals did.

Gosh, it felt so right to ride him. It felt good. His hands felt good. His cologne was the only air you've wanted to breathe ever again. His face and body and dick were the only things you ever wanted to see again. His voice was the only sound you ever wanted to hear again.

Was it possible...that you fell for Oliver too?

...Was it possible to kidnap him?

I mean, you could disguise your doings as a form of wanting to get to know him better, and later on use him as your personal dildo or plaything, but we'll see about that.

Right now, you went down again, and Oliver's legs trembled a little. You noticed of course and stopped your ministrations. "What's wrong?", you asked with an innocent face, your brows frowning in concern and your wide eyes searching for any discomfort in his face.

The fucking audacity you had.

Oliver was seconds away from cumming!

He just wanted to kiss you in order to shut you up -french-kiss you, to be precise- and force his tongue down your throat until you couldn't think anymore and fuck you senseless.

But he just shook his head. "No, it's just... I'm close...", he sighed, dissappointed in himself. But could you blame him? He's had a painful boner the moment you stepped into this room.

You giggled. "So...I'm making you cum? Does it feel good? want me to change the pace?", you asked in an excited tone, and Oliver was left in amazement at your behavior for the nth time tonight.

what were you, exactly?

"Do you like the idea of me cumming so bad, ____?", he mused, wanting to see you blush, but his eyes widened when you nodded happily.

"I can finally brag about my friend that i made a man and myself cum! Then she'll for sure leave me alone!", you cheered, and Oliver grew depressed.

"Oh...is this...like, the only reason you're here? Just because of your friend?", he asked, making you stop altogether.

You grabbed his cheeks and gave him a big smooch. "Listen, Oliver. I came here with the intention to just get fucked around a little and then leave, but you make me want to stay by your side and love you.

And you know...about what you said earlier...

...I think I fell for you too.", you chuckled as you smiled at him fondly.

Oliver's eyes stared at yours for a moment before he pulled you to him and kissed you a hundred times. You giggled when he peppered your face in sloppy kisses, pecks, and kitten licks, but you wouldn't want to have it any other way.

You let him do as he pleased, letting him trail down your body with kisses, biting your neck gently, nibbling your collarbone, and his thumbs rounding your nipples as if they were these joints from a playstation controller, making you whimper a bit.

You sighed happily as he pushed you down, making him go on top of you again, and you laying on the sheets, his dick still inside you and you gently rocked your hips against his to gain some friction.

"Really?", he asked as he tried catching his breath. You nodded with a smile. "Really."

Oliver smiled back. "Good...now, let me make love to you, ____."

You giggled and Oliver kissed your nose with a grin before he held one of your hands and kissed it gently. You looked up at him with heart eyes.

Oliver blushed furiously as he kissed your lips and thrusted into you at the same time. You moaned against his lips as you felt your stomach forming a knot, with Oliver repeatedly hitting a certain spot inside you which made your eyes roll back and your toes curl.

You arched your back at the feeling, your clit pulsing in a strong rythm and Oliver kissed you again and again as he kept thrusting into you.

"mm...nngh~...y're s'good t'this...", you mumbled, already losing yourself in the feeling of his dick filling you up and massaging your walls with his veins and girth as you tried meeting his snaps.

Oliver gritted his teeth as he tried not to cum at the moment. He didn't know what was more hot; being inside of you, or seeing your blissed out face, with your body moving upwards a bit at every of his hips' movements.

He groaned before he buried his head into your shoulder and adjusted his legs for a moment, where you caressed the back of his hand with your thumb as you waited patiently and combed through his hair in a comforting manner with your other one.

Then, Oliver snapped his hips into yours, his dick drilling into you at a fast pace as you gasped at the sudden change and reflexively pulled at his hair, making him hiss in pain and pleasure.

"Does, ah..does this also feel good..!?", he grunted as he felt tears stream down his face at the feeling of pleasure and pain, because he tried not to cum, and it hurt, a lot.

"Yes...but please, Oliver. Cum."

Oliver's breath got caught in his throat as his cock just started to let out the pent up and held back white spurts of semen inside the condom, but it felt like he was cumming inside of you, which made him scared.

So, he quickly pulled his dick out, relieved as he realized he was still wearing a condom and sighed.

He still had to overcome the fact that his body reacted upon your request, cumming when you told him to. He felt like he could've held it in for five more minutes, but you proved him otherwise.

"How...how did you know I wanted to cum?", he asked in bewilderment when he hugged you close to him. You caressed his torso after you pulled the condom out of his now-soft penis.

"I read a lot of books."

"Oh...b-but you didn't cum...!"

"There's always a next time, Oliver."

And Oliver looked at you with a surprised face. Why was he so forgetful today?

You had a smile on your face when you held one of his hands and kissed it. "It was a perfect first time."

"But you didn't cum.."

"I didn't want to in the first place. I just...wanted to know what it feels like, being touched by a man, making love to a man...and, well, experiencing something like that. I'm glad I went with my friend."

"hm, me too. But was it a...good first time?", he asked as he played with a few strands of your hair. You huffed in amusement.

"I couldn't imagine a better first time, Oliver.", you confessed, and Oliver had a precious smile on his face as he looked at you.

...

"So...I was thinking...maybe...just maybe! I could...move into your apartment?", he asked, already having packed his things as he followed you.

Your best friend stared at you with an open mouth, who looked at him with a smile. "I'd love to! But, I must warn you, I don't really cook or clean around the house, so I might need a-"

"Maid? Cook? I can totally do that.", he answered quickly and with a determined expression on his face.

"Hey...are we maybe skipping a few steps here?", your best friend chimed in as she raised her eyebrow.

"Huh? Uh, no? I love him. He's just my type, and he also took my virginity. And apparently, he says he can do house chores and cook meals. So why not live together?", you answered as you looked at her.

She scratched her head. "Damn. Once I bring you out, and bam, now you have a husband. Jeez, ya need to teach me your ways, ____!!!", she yelled, and you giggled at her desperation.

Then you bid her goodbye as your Uber came and you stepped in with Oliver. The ride was silent as you snuggled up against him and he kissed the top of your head.

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hellyu, how was that?!

If it wasn't what you wanted then I'm sorry, but I don't wanna rewrite it again. However, please write feedback in the comments, alright?

Read you in the next post!

[cowboymantis]

(Spoiler free for the Yakuza amazon series, just vague thoughts! HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT WETHER YOU'VE PLAYED YAKUZA BEFORE OR NOT!!)

I didn't want to finish it yet (because that means it's over), but I have now finished the Yakuza show, and BOY did I already love the first episodes, but it was even more peak in the last ones 😭😭😭😭

I was so excited for it, although the fandom showed its annoying side again, but I didn't let that influence my happiness for it, and I just enjoyed it to the fullest 🙏 Of course I had some worries before watching, but it was just really good. Perfect? No, but let's not act like Yakuza 1 is perfect either (I'm saying this as someone who had Yakuzer brainrot for many years now and is never escaping it), and the fandom now all of a sudden wants to act like Yakuza 1 is the greatest masterpiece ever and how everything that changes it is BAD

Anyywayy...

Definitely really loved the focus being more on the Sunflower kids and how they grew up and eventually got tangled into the Yakuza business! It made one scene in particular WAAY more emotional and sad than in the games 🥺

And wow. They really bamboozled us with hiding a certain character from us, huh...

Loved how many actors I recognised :'D Some were definitely a surprise, because we didn't know much of the cast beforehand!

I remember when they first showed a photo of Indy, and I thought, huh. He kinda looks like Namioka Kazuki (Sid's actor from Kamen Rider Gaim). But I might imagine things because I've been watching some dramas with him in it (I absolutely love his roles they're so embarrassing but funny but also kinda adorable (like Sid for example 😭)). BUT THEN HE APPEARED AND IT TOTALLY WAS HIM . AND HE WAS WEARING A COWBOY HAT HELLO???

Another thing I enjoyed was the mystery around the demons! Something completely new that leaves you speculating from the start. I was guessing who they might be other than that they're working with a certain character, for the longest time I thought maybe they could be the Jingweon, because of the masks. Of course not saying anything to that, but yeah. I cannot really tell how much I liked the resolution to that, since uh. I have questions left ldjdkf

The finale was just great too, and this one scene that looked a lot like the Yakuza 7 finale...

And so so many beautiful and aesthetic scenes with Nishiki 🥲 He's truly the goat in every version... And a poor little meow meow 😭

At first, I was unsure if I could take him seriously because I knew his actor from the drama Super Salaryman and . Well. Let's just say he's unbearable (in a funny way).. But his actor really did SUCH a perfect job in portraying him, and sometimes his voice reminded me so much of game Nishiki 🥺

Speaking of Nishiki, a Yakuza stageplay Nishiki and Amazon series Kiryu collab would be funny. It would be like a Kamen Rider Gaim X Kamen Rider Drive collab, but Yakuza 💀 Kamen Rider and Yakuzer are always weirdly connected...

Oh!! And another thing, the soundtrack fr sounded like straight out of the games sometimes, it was really cool! And the music during the finale was so hype it probably could be a cool final boss theme in the games :) Or at least a final long battle theme!

Majima was fun too, although I feel like if you know absolutely nothing about Yakuza and Majima, you'd be a bit confused about him. He really feels like you have to know him to be excited about him, if that makes sense?

But then, on the other hand, there's a big "plot twist" at the end of the show, and it almost even feels like a dramatic cliffhanger. But it's something everyone who played the game knew, and I kinda assumed it a bit to be canon to the show too. So yeah, I feel like this is a bit of a problem with this show: It can't decide whether it is purely for fans of the games, or newcomers. Or maybe they just added a mix of game canon and new canon to make it more exiting for both sides? I always try to see criticism I give in another light, aka "why did they do it this way?", so I'm a bit conflicted in certain choices!

[just-jordie-things]

Ino falling in love with the most beautiful girl he ever saw while exorcising curses on a mission and being full on blown away when he sees you pull out some super impressive technique that... looks... oddly familiar...?

He's so mesmerized by you that he doesn't even notice the cursed spirit behind him, dashing at his limbs but quickly being handled by you who jumped in front of him to protect his dumb absent-minded ass.

He starts to blush stupidly and thanks you multiple times. He's both embarrassed about not being any help and impressed by you not actually needing any help anyways.

After all the curses are dealt with you glance at him and he smugly introduces himself, waiting for you to do the same.

When you tell him your name his jaw falls to the floor. Did you really just say your name was Y/N Nanami? Are you related to his mentor Kento Nanami? You surely must be, Nanami isn't a common surname in this area. Or maybe... maybe you're his wife...? But his mentor never even mentioned having a girlfriend, let alone a wife.

Nonetheless, the mere thought of you being in a romantic relationship makes his chest tighten and his heart break. Even if it would be his beloved mentor, he's feeling jealous just thinking of it.

You pull him out of his thoughts when you start to laugh, followed by a comment about how you imagined him to be a lot more badass and not so lost in battle, for lack of a better word.

Now he's confused. He's utterly baffled, entirely flabbergasted, quite literally he's bamboozled. What did you just say? Why would you think this of him when you don't know him? Was he correct that you are in some relationship with his mentor? Whether platonic, familial or romantic, he doesn't know. And if the answer is yes, which quite obviously is the case, does that mean his mentor talks about him when he's not around? He tells people about him?

"But you're also a lot cuter than he described you." — Ma'am, he will have to ask you to stop bamboozling him like this, because this young man will have a stroke quite soon.

The sound of your laugh is easily his new favourite tone, even if it's at his expense since you're obviously laughing about his confused expression. Understanding that this boy us currently stumbling over his own mind and needs some help with the situation you offer him a kind and happy smile.

"I'm Kento's younger sister."

It's the best and the worst thing he ever heard. You're related to his mentor, not in a relationship with him, something he feels immensely hopeful about, but then...

...how will he explain to his mentor that he fell for his sister?

———

Just some silly little Ino stuff my brain came up with at work.

~ Nanami Flowershop Anon

pls i need more of this nom nom nom 😭💀

ino is such a love at first sight guy and i think he’d especially fall head over heels for a strong powerful capable badass woman

((and nanamis sister?? he’s day dreaming abt the wedding already))

to the point where it makes him a lil dumb and pathetic and he’s flopping like a fish out of water when you talk to him

(he probably thinks he’s being smooth but he’s stuttering and staring so hard)

lucky for him your type is handsome simps 🥰🥰

[pondslime]

Jack and David for the Headcanons PLEASSEEEE

oh u have UNLOCKED the evil demented pandora's box of my brain. I'm about to be FULLY annoying. TYSM

below are 3 pros and cons of dating my Favorite Boys Ever™

sidenote: if we're talking canon CANON, the fact that both of them are VERY dead is the MAIN and only VALID con. IMO. but I digress!!! for the sake of this list, they are very alive and very smoochable

(under the cut bc DAMN can a bitch talk. and I do not want u all to have to scroll thru a WALL of text of me bein humina humina awooooooga abt my current hyperfixation 💀 ur welcome)

anyways!! this was incredibly fun and I have tmrrw off!! so feel free to send me a character of ur choice for headcanons and I'll give u 3 pros and 3 cons of dating them. if ur so inclined!!!!

jack

3 PROS

man is goofy. GOOFY. he is so intensely unserious. the banter (both flirty or otherise) will be IMMACULATE.

SOLID movie buddy energy. since he's the first one to bring up lon chaney jr./the pentangle on the wall, I like to think he's a hammer horror movie enthusiast. and since we know that the two of them have been friends at least since the 8th grade, I find the idea of these two little dorks staying up late and catching reruns of the movies...........SO cute. so v v cute. jack's little 12-year-old ass insisting that they CAN'T MISS frankenstein meets the wolfman. no, david!! u can't go tf to sleep!! we need the LORE!!!! so anyway. he'd show u a bunch of old horror movies and point out all the weird lil details to u. get ready 2 be mst3k-ing every film. man has cable tv and chill written ALL over him.

knows his way around nyc and WILL take u to a funky lil hole-in-the-wall restaurant that serves the best sandwich u have ever had. he might forget his wallet @ his apartment and end up paying for it w/loose change he has stuffed in his jacket pockets, but goddamn was that hot pastrami incredible.

3 CONS

he's 5'7'' (this is also a pro)

a little bit of a whiny bitch. will make a mountain out of a molehill. thrives on melodrama and hyperbole. but he's right 90% of the time, so as annoying as it might be. u can't fault him too much for that

used to being the comic relief friend. chronically friendzoned. probably going 2 be a bit annoying about that. it's kinda difficult to get him to snap out of sarcastic showboat-mode. sometimes that can make him seem a bit ingenuine and detached. mild to severe performance anxiety vibes. once u crest over that. he'll trade any nervousness for comical overconfidence and it'll be off to the races. but in the interim................................lmao

david

3 PROS

SWEET himbo boy. v affectionate and complimentary dude. clear w/his intentions and fairly emotionally open. v much so gives the vibes of a guy who claims to want to have 74873848 flings before settling down........but will immediately fall head-over-heels and want to introduce u to his family. golden retriever boy

canonically!! gives good head. need I say more

has a sense of adventure. likes challenging himself and breaking up the routine. outdoorsy. he probably likes hiking. did track or soccer or smthn in high school. his sheer enthusiasm for GOING OUTSIDE will force u to get ur ass off the damn couch. u love to see it.

3 CONS

v much BIG "first person to die in a traditional horror movie"-vibes. not the best at reading situations. will bamboozle himself into a bad scenario purely bc his street-smarts are sometimes lacking. kinda clueless. it's v hot but also v dumb of him. u would think that growing up in nyc would've tempered some of that. occasionally it does. occasionally. not enough tho.

possible mama's boy/golden child. even if this is NOT true, he still lives at home. which means there WILL be tomfoolery afoot if u stay over @ that house. and VERY little privacy!! get ready for his younger siblings to find the most inconvenient ways to interrupt ur time together. ur patience and mental fortitude will be tested. u will be living in a crash course parent trap/home alone-simulator. have fun!!

u know when u were a kid and ur mom would see someone she knew @ the grocery store and talk w/them for an eternity. and u would just be standing there and waiting for her to END her conversation so that u could LEAVE. yeah. david gives me big "endless conversations in grocery store"-energy. u run into a bodega @ 9 PM to grab some chips and soda w/him. but this is his stomping ground and he somehow manages to run into 3797432989 different ppl who know AND adore him. and they've all got to ask him about how school is going. what's he majoring in again? how's the family? do u still know blah blah blah from blah blah blah? and ur just standin there sipping ur coke. which is rapidly becoming more and more room temperature w/every sip. when will it end. he's been talking about his sixth grade biology class for the last ten minutes

BONUS AND MOST OBVIOUS PROS FOR BOTH OF 'EM:

fluffy hair (x2)

there's two of them. u can and SHOULD date both of them simultaneously. IDEAL throuple situation.

[lilabeanann]

I’m not trying to be mean or anything but…

I went to my family’s church (baptist) for their Christmas Eve service and as soon as I walked in there were TVs blasting Chris Tomlin, people talking as loud as possible, and grape juice 😭

Then the pastor read ONE verse and the rest was just singing pop music renditions of hymns. It took me like five minutes to realize I knew one of the hymns because it was a cover. And then it was time for “communion”…

I have no words.

(And no, I did not participate in this.)

Plastic shot glasses of grape juice and an oyster cracker 💀

Then the audacity to say something about how this is somehow the Lord’s Supper and how Jesus said “Do this in remembrance of me”….

I- so you’re just going to conveniently forget the….

“This is my body, which is given for you.”

“This cup that is poured out for you is the new covenant in my blood."

“Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink. Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me, and I in him. As the living Father sent me, and I live because of the Father, so whoever feeds on me, he also will live because of me."

I just can’t believe how watered down, modernized, & bland these services are 😵‍💫

I’m baffled. Completely bamboozled. Definitely going to my church next year for Christmas Eve and my family can come if they want I’m not going through that again 😮‍💨

Now I understand what my fellow Catholics mean when they say that Protestants stole from us and shed off all the beauty that comes with our traditions.

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Any rogues

Reaction to the teen who they see as a younger sibling actually being a immortal magician who's 1000+ years old and likes being a teenager so their physical age is well, a teenager

Probably knows klarion (I think he shows up multiple times in BTAS )

Crow familiar, who they talk with and understands (Imagine seeing this teen talking to a crow, people would honestly think they're crazy or sum 💀)

They have a special skill that makes various knowledge they've learned over their immortal life in a library and let me tell you, there's ALOT of books.

Also very powerful in the magic department, they learned from many magic users so they also know different types of magic

Always there to assist rogues in their job, just there in the background making sure their older sibling is doing alright

Also does shit w their familiar like,

"PECK THEIR ASSES CREWEL(the crow)!! WOOOO BULLSEYE!!!! Did ya see that big sib?!!? :DD"

Has definitely stole stuff from the rogue,

"Hey (name) do you know where's the-"

"*their familiar perched on the window with the thing in it's mouth as both of them look at rogue* th....the what? :)"

- SS

Scarecrow

Oh for fucks- can't he just have 1 normal friend?

Doesn't want to know their friend, they're enough

He digs the crow though, even if it tries to peck him

Would ask what he (Crow) was saying, it's pretty useful

Doesn't have to say anything else just show him books, if they really have a lot of it he would feel like crying

Ask if they can some scary stuff like shadow or summoning monsters, he has few ideas

He wants to say he's there to teach them but they can honesty teach him, don't worry too much since they have experience

Since they're 1000 years old he won't feel bad for gasing them for taking his stuff

Can see why they hang around him

Harley Quinn

She's been bamboozled!

Still treats them like a kid

Would play with the crow who just melts at her touch

"Hey come back!" Y/N called their crow who was now laying in Harley's arms

"Squad!"

"Don't talk back to me!"

"Oh, come on Y/N, let him have a moment of relaxation."

Ask them to show what can they do, it would be so fun!

Still tells them to be careful at heist

Yells for taking her stuff and crow to bring it back which he does

"You traitor! "

Black Mask

... he wants to be angry for not knowing but he wouldn't see that coming

He's still in charge

Ask if they can ask crow to get things for him; might shot him if he annoys Roman

Use this knowledge to help him in that case

Doesn't worry too in fight for them

Praises the crow for being useful

Do not steal anything, he will kick them out until they apologize

Still younger sibling so no one dares to lay hands on them

[ruki--mukami]

((Get ready I'm sending a punch lol 💀))

💭 — MBTI and/or enneagram, if known

💍 — any piercings?

🍰 — favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?

😖 — what annoys you?

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

🧩 Munday asks! 🧩

💭 — MBTI and/or enneagram, if known

So, I took the tests again, and… Just like Ruki, it seems I am INTJ and 5w6 HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT ARE THE ODDS?? And no I did not answer based on what I think he would say 💀💀💀 I’m actually bamboozled rn, because I expected my Enneagram to be completely different. But I’ll take it for sure.

💍 — any piercings?

Yep, one on each earlobe for a total of two! Dangling earrings are my favorite.

🍰 — favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?

I love cookies, ice cream, and brownies the most. 😩 And usually anything to do with strawberry.

😖 — what annoys you?

Aside from the earlier stuff, I abhor people who make obnoxious noises for no good reason. 💀

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

I think I’ve probably shared it a lot by now but I still take pride in how I graduated high school and community college the same week AHAHHAHA.

Before COVID, I would sometimes help my old history teacher as a judge for a history event for middle and high schoolers, since I competed in the same event myself many years ago.

Aside from writing and drawing, I used to do quite a bit of sewing, but I’m terrible at it. 💀💀💀💀

[koris-crumbs]

I’m Here For The Entertainment

Prev-Chapter five-Next

A My Hero Academia group chat story

Warnings: None, besides cursing as usual.

Pairings: Everyone teasing Izuku about Bakugo yet again. Background momojirou. And introducing another character! Our beloved Sero ^^ Theres a lot of flirting between Sero and a very oblivious Shoto, so have fun with that.

A/N: Sorry for forgetting to update this week! I was having a wild ride during classes this week 😭 but anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter!

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MochiCheeks is online.

TheNewBestie is online.

MochiCheeks: not mr aizawa being a little silly goofy today

TheNewBestie: Iida is so upset

TheNewBestie: he’s not in the mood to talk rn

MochiCheeks: it’s okay we were all just as bamboozled as he was

BigBakuSimp is online.

BigBakuSimp: guys help

BigBakuSimp: I’ve done big oops

TheNewBestie: oh thanks Izuku

MochiCheeks: thanks Izuku

BigBakuSimp: GUYS

BigBakuSimp: YALL WHAT IS THIIIIISSS

BigBakuSimp: NOT YALL BEING SNEAKY WITH THE GC

BigBakuSimp: also love Midoriyas chat name

MochiCheeks: whomst the fuck

BigBakuSimp: hi Uraraka

TheNewBestie: omg Midoriya got kidnapped

TheNewBestie: damn right before the training camp too

BigBakuSimp: oh hi Todoroki (;

MochiCheeks: once again

MochiCheeks: WHOMST THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE ONLY TOP IN THE CHAT

HayleyKyoka is online.

HayleyKyoka: momos a top

HayleyKyoka: also ocha

HayleyKyoka: todorokis gone suspiciously quiet

TheNewBestie: omg it’s Sero

BigBakuSimp: my love you know me so well 😍

MochiCheeks: what in the homosexual is this

HayleyKyoka: yall are just realizing it’s one of my dumbasses?

HayleyKyoka: well ig more like bakugos but he’s stupid and probably will pretend like he doesn’t want to be in the chat so i think we should just not add him (:

BigBakuSimp: I released Midori from his tape restraints

BigBakuSimp: this is midori

BigBakuSimp: yes please let’s not let Kacchan find out about this 😀

HayleyKyoka: me and Midoriya rn: 🤜🤛

TheNewBestie: not Hanta lurking

MochiCheeks: HANTA???

MochiCheeks: WHAT

MochiCheeks: HAVE I BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP??

TheNewBestie: they told me I could call them that and a whole bunch of other things

TheNewBestie: they were in Spanish tho I didn’t understand

HayleyKyoka: oh todoroki

HayleyKyoka: you dumb pure idiot

HayleyKyoka: never change

TheNewBestie: Midoriya please don’t hate me

BigBakuSimp: Shoto please

BigBakuSimp: don’t do this

TheNewBestie: 😔✊

BigBakuSimp: who taught you how to use emojis

TheNewBestie added Hanta Sero to the chat.

Hanta Sero: YUUUUUH

Hanta Sero: ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

Hanta Sero: can’t believe my little Todoroki gave me access to the apparently vip chat

MochiCheeks: SEROOOO !!

Hanta Sero: hey shawty

Hanta Sero: Jirou make a name for me

HayleyKyoka changed Hanta Seros name to NonbinaryBastard

NonbinaryBastard: I love it

NonbinaryBastard: platonically making out with you Kyoka

HayleyKyoka: bro I got a girlfriend

NonbinaryBastard: she can come too

HayleyKyoka: 💀💀💀

MochiCheeks: wait wait wait

MochiCheeks: sero are you down bad

TheNewBestie: what?

NonbinaryBastard: damn right I am

TheNewBestie: for who??

NonbinaryBastard: like half this class honestly

TheNewBestie: oh

NonbinaryBastard: jk it’s mainly for one specific guy

TheNewBestie: ??? Whomst

NonbinaryBastard: that’s a secret I’ll never tell

MochiCheeks: omfg

MochiCheeks: OMFG

MochiCheeks: WAIT THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SO MICH SENSE

BigBakuSimp: Sero I’m thanking you sm rn

MochiCheeks: oh we ain’t even close to being done with teasing you about bakugo

MochiCheeks: this is only the beginning of that babes

BigBakuSimp: dammit

NonbinaryBastard: baku has big boobs I understand where you’re coming from midoriya

BigBakuSimp: right???

MochiCheeks: AYE

BigBakuSimp: BYE

NonbinaryBastard: NOT ME CATCHING MIDORI LACKING

BigBakuSimp: GOODBYE IM LEAVING

TheNewBestie: wait Sero seriously who do you have a crush on

NonbinaryBastard: 👀

NonbinaryBastard: his name rhymes with okie doki

TheNewBestie: what

NonbinaryBastard: you know him

TheNewBestie: who??? the fuck???

BigBakuSimp: and you people called me dense for not realizing I had a crush on Kacchan until like three months ago

MochiCheeks: bc you are

BigBakuSimp: I’m suing

HayleyKyoka: i love this chat more than certain dead relatives of mine

MochiCheeks: honestly same

BigBakuSimp: Iida when he gets back on here: 🧍‍♂️😡😤

MochiCheeks: it’s not his fault we’re all finding love

BigBakuSimp: who do you got??

MochiCheeks: 😀

MochiCheeks: SNEAKY LINKKKK

BigBakuSimp: girl I-

BigBakuSimp: you know I don’t even wanna know

HayleyKyoka: we agree yet again midoriya

NonbinaryBastard: alr, while this is super fun, I think Baku just short circuited Denki so I’ll talk to you guys back in the classroom

TheNewBestie: yeah I forgot to ask how they even tied you up without anybody knowing Midoriya

BigBakuSimp: I GOT JUMPED

BigBakuSimp: IN THE BATHROOM

MochiCheeks: not Sero getting to see all that ass

NonbinaryBastard: LMAO IM SORRY MIDORI

NonbinaryBastard: you guys have been typing away for weeks now I wanted to be part of the fun

BigBakuSimp: YOU DIDNT EVEN ADD YOURSELF FROM MY PHONE YOU ENDED UP ASKING TODOROKI ANYWAY

NonbinaryBastard: I can admit when I’ve made an oopsie

NonbinaryBastard: but Denkis also about to make several big oopsies if I don’t stop him so gotta go

NonbinaryBastard: BYE YALL

NonbinaryBastard: Bye Shoto (;

TheNewBestie: bye Hanta

NonbinaryBastard: sending kisses through my screen

MochiCheeks: really making me, tsu, and deku feel single rn yall

NonbinaryBastard: suffer

NonbinaryBastard: okay bye for real this time ^^

NonbinaryBastard is offline.

BigBakuSimp: Todoroki

TheNewBestie: suddenly I have to do some homework

BigBakuSimp: TODOROKI COME BACK HERE

BigBakuSimp: STOP ADDING PEOPLE YOU KNOW WILL TEASE ME ABOUT KACCHAN

MochiCheeks: in our defense it’s very easy to

BigBakuSimp: I’m being personally targeted

BigBakuSimp: everyday is a struggle

MochiCheeks: sucks to suck

TheNewBestie: and we know you’d like to suck

BigBakuSimp: LISTEN

[blackbarbiei]

I’m going to also add that a lot of the Ian hate also stems from their hatred for Cameron. I thought the farewell scene was going to be much softer but I was bamboozled. Now was it big fuck you to the fandom? Maybe it was maybe it wasn’t. We will never truly know. All we can do is speculate really like we’ve been doing.

That scene broke my heart but I didn’t think Ian was being hateful. He was cold. But nothing screamed I hate you and I’m going to do so much better without you. Because quite frankly Ian went so downhill in season 6,7,8 and 9 that I thought he’d eventually take lives or take his own. Shid I thought he was going to get killed in 9x6 when he went to jail. Anyways like many others I was highly upset with 6x1 and with some things that Ian said in season 6 in reference to Mickey but what I didn’t do was harbor hate towards Cam. I felt betrayed too. But was I about to sit up here and be meek mill twitter fingers and harass cam all day? No. And Ik ppl gon get mad at this but if it doesn’t apply to you let it fly. We all know that Noel handled everything gracefully and he was fine because he’s older and it doesn’t look like things that ppl say get to him (as far as I can tell I don’t really know) But Cam is a different story and this is what really started the divide.

Idc about any of the drama that happened people were just being mad hateful towards him on social media. And Cam was still really young at that time and I’m sure if he was at the stage where he was at today he would have been more distant from social media. But he was young so seeing all that hate I know must have triggered him and he had to find some kind of way to defend himself because it wasn’t his fault that Noel left the show. It was a mess really. People were photoshopping him saying things that he never said, they were sending death threats, shipping him with Noel, & harassing him constantly about why Noel wasn’t on the show anymore. And yes he got fed up and responded harshly quite a few times. Because one as much as we want to know the behind the scenes details it’s really none of our fucking business to be honest. And two Cam isn’t Noel’s manager. He wasn’t gonna give people a statement on why Noel left the show and if he was coming back. Do I wish he would’ve handled things better looking back on it. Yes. But I can’t tell someone how to handle thousands of people in your mentions everyday harassing you about something that you have no control over. Tagging you in the most disgusting posts on Instagram. I wouldn’t know how to handle that myself and I’d probably make some of the same mistakes Cam did plus I just like being a bit problematic 😂 (I guess that’s why I like cam so much) so a lot of that betrayal some of those ppl are feeling isn’t just towards Ian it’s towards cam (but honestly that’s their own fault they should’ve left cam alone if they didn’t like him so much) a lot of ppl were acting like Cam killed somebody 💀 and people can say oh we didn’t @ him all the time but you used his name when you had something nasty to say and I know he saw it because let’s be honest these celebs search their name so yeah.

Idk the lines with Ian/Cam just got kind of blurred and it started getting WEIRD and outta hand pretty quickly.

hey! i love your meta and i keep seeing all these comments everywhere about how ian doesn't deserve mickey/how the relationship is super one-sided/he's not as in love with mickey as mickey is with him/etc etc...i'd loooove love love to hear your opinion on this!

Hi! Thank you for the kind words!

Regarding your ask, I’m going to be real blunt: 

This line of thinking is bullshit.

And that’s not to say that people who think this way don’t have their reasons, but based on the reasoning I’ve seen, they generally don’t seem to be paying any attention to Ian. And I think this might be in part due to the fact that many people stopped watching except for episodes when Mickey returned between s6-s9. But it’s essential that we work to understand both sides—both Mickey and Ian—since they’re a package deal, and they always will be. It’s fine to prefer one over the other, but if you love Mickey, how can you not also love Ian and how can you ignore the love Ian shows Mickey?

So, I have this huge Ian meta in the works, and to answer this ask in some depth, I’m going to pull parts of that over here, because I think in general, people are really unfair to Ian and over-romanticize Mickey’s gestures, even when they could be potentially harmful for Ian (Mexico, anyone?). So, to answer this, I want to address some of the most common reasoning I see for this claim, and from what I’ve seen, the focus is generally on s6-s7. So, let’s get into it.

First, I think it’s important to recognize that in this fandom, people so often criminalize Ian for his “betrayals” of Mickey because of Mickey’s trauma—which is important and valid—but I think we often overlook Ian’s own trauma in trying to justify some imagined evil Ian has done in order to paint Mickey as exclusively a victim, whether of Ian or the writers or what have you. But if you’re actually paying attention to Ian, I think it’s very clear how deeply he loves Mickey. Yes, he has hurt Mickey. Mickey has hurt Ian, too. But neither of them has ever done so maliciously. Sometimes we hurt the people we love, and there’s no way around that. The why matters. So let’s talk about a few of the things that people seem to view as unforgivable for whatever reason.

Let’s start with 6x01. So first, people often write this scene off and refuse to rewatch it because they find it too painful or OOC or poorly written or whatever. But the 6x01 prison scene is actually essential to their story, and I think it really provides some insight into Ian’s feelings and behavior in the rest of season six.

In the 6x01 prison scene, it is so clear to me that Ian still desperately loves Mickey. That he desperately misses him. The only time in 6x01 that Ian breaks and shows any emotion is there with Mickey. He masks it real well—tries to play it off like he doesn’t and shouldn’t give a shit. But then they fall into a little bit of familiar playful banter and Mickey gets all soft, and suddenly Ian’s really fucking hurting and it’s really fucking obvious. The way Ian says “You’re in here for fifteen years” when Mickey asks him to wait? That moment was really fucking important. Because Ian didn’t say no. He was looking for reasons not to wait; he knows he shouldn’t want to. But he does. Because he loves Mickey. You can see it in his eyes. In the way he looks like he’s about to cry, especially when Mickey pushes for an answer and tells him to lie if he has to. And Ian says he’ll wait. And I don’t even think he’s lying in that moment. Or at all.

Because Ian Never. Moves. On.

Sure, he enters into other relationships, and maybe he even tries to move on. But he doesn’t succeed.

And I mean, no one—including Mickey—should be stupid enough to think that what Mickey is asking is for Ian never to be with anyone else and to stay celibate until he’s out years in the future.

I don’t think for a moment that Mickey cares who Ian fucks while Mickey’s in prison. What Mickey is afraid of is Ian moving on. And Ian doesn’t.

Additionally, people always cite the “Svetlana paid me” moment as particularly cruel, but I think we also need to consider this from Ian’s point of view. Because when Ian says this, he has just sat there watching Mickey agree to stab some guy in the eye for money with the implication that this is not the first time or the last time this will happen. Meaning Mickey has no intention of keeping his hands clean while in prison, and therefore, he’s likely to serve closer to his full sentence, or at least the full eight years Mickey anticipates for overcrowding. This has to fucking hurt for Ian, who obviously still cares enough—even after the breakup—to go see Mickey more than once (this is not the first time he’s gone—that is made clear in this episode). 

Now, for Ian, it has to fucking hurt to watch Mickey agree to do shit that’s going to keep Mickey in that prison even longer than he has to be. Because Ian still loves Mickey, and Ian is fucked up without him. Ian absolutely is not doing well at the beginning of season six, but I’ve talked about that elsewhere, so I won’t go into it here. But Ian’s really fucked up over everything and he doesn’t even have Mickey to rely on anymore, and Mickey is actively sabotaging his own chances at early release, so there’s no end in sight to Ian living without Mickey.

And I think all of this is important because I think there’s a tendency to villainize Ian for what he says to Mickey and what he says about Mickey, but in the beginning of season six, Ian is falling apart.

So Ian’s hurting and he’s trying to find a way to keep it all together and he’s looking for anything that can help him start to feel okay again, and he actively distances himself from Mickey. He does so because he needs to. He needs that distance, he needs to try to convince himself that Mickey’s not good for him because he can’t have Mickey. And maybe this isn’t fair, but isn’t it entirely realistic, entirely human, to try to forget the good when you know you can’t have it back?

So yeah, as Ian’s trying to put his life back together and find a purpose to keep himself alive (and I do mean this literally), he says some shit. What he says isn’t actually about how he truly feels about Mickey—it’s about trying to convince himself that he no longer needs Mickey; that he no longer loves Mickey. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t still feel it. In fact, I think it’s evidence to the contrary. Because even in his new relationships, Ian keeps going back to Mickey. Ian’s entire basis for understanding relationships is Mickey. Even though he had kind of had others. And I think this is significant. Because Mickey was the only one who ever really meant anything to him.

And then, people seem to hold it against Ian that he didn’t commit to going with Mickey to Mexico, but of course he didn’t. And he shouldn’t have. I think Mickey would easily agree with that. Ian left Chicago with Mickey because he loves Mickey. He wanted to go with Mickey, to be with Mickey forever. And so he made a spur of the moment decision that he hadn’t thought through because he loves Mickey and he wants to go. That doesn’t mean it was a good idea.

Because Ian’s stability was still so new at that point, and he hadn’t actually thought through what leaving would mean for himself and his mental health. And I don’t even really read the “This isn’t me anymore” line that people seem to get upset about as about Mickey at all, but more about Ian’s own penchant to run, to leave everything behind, to stop taking his meds. It wasn’t about not loving Mickey enough or not wanting to be with him; it was about Ian being stable and being afraid to lose all that, because he didn’t yet trust himself not to fall apart because of the situation and because of Ian himself. Not because of Mickey.

This is obviously a miscalculation on Ian’s part, though. Because when he gets home, he completely falls apart. And I don’t think that actually had as much to do with losing Monica as it did with losing Mickey. I’ve talked about this before, but Ian doesn’t do well without Mickey. He was fucked up at the beginning of season six; he’s fucked up through the end of season seven and through season eight, really, after letting Mickey go. And I think Ian’s lack of stability when he loses Mickey should really tell us all we need to know about how much Ian desperately loves and needs Mickey.

But too many people put their blinders on and are only willing to see the way these moments affect Mickey. And yes, for Mickey, Ian did abandon him. And yes, for Mickey, it may well have felt at some of these moments like Ian didn’t love him enough. And I do not discount Mickey’s feelings here. But when we can see both sides and the toll these things take on both of them, then I think it’s incredibly unfair to pretend that Ian doesn’t love Mickey enough. Because that’s bullshit if you’re paying any attention to Ian.

And honestly, I think people also tend to over-romanticize Mickey’s love for Ian. People sometimes act as though every moment Mickey was off screen, he was just sitting around pining for Ian; never entering into any other relationships, never having sex with anyone else, never trying to move on. And yeah, we didn’t see it, but I think that’s fucking ridiculous, and Mickey was probably getting out there once in Mexico just as much as Ian was. Yes, Mickey’s love for Ian is deep and beautiful and genuine. But I think Ian’s is too—Ian being with a couple of other guys when he couldn’t have Mickey doesn’t make that any less true.

Ian loves Mickey deeply, and he always has. But sometimes loving someone isn’t enough to set a match to your life and leave it all behind. 

And yes, I am deliberately using Fiona’s words here that everyone hates her over. Because she was right. And she wasn’t talking about Mickey himself, she was talking about the situation—something we can deduce because she calls Ian’s attention to it immediately that Mickey didn’t get out of prison, but rather he is a literal escaped convict. Meaning if Ian goes with him, Ian is commiting to going on the run for the rest of his life. Leaving everything he knows behind. His brand new stability. His job. His family. Everything except Mickey. And it is okay that Ian isn’t ready to give all of that up.

Sometimes even the deepest love for someone is not enough to give up everything you are and everything you have. We should not hold that against Ian. For Mickey, Ian was the one thing worth hanging onto at that particular moment. But Ian had more than Mickey to think about. That doesn’t mean he loves Mickey any less or not enough. It just means they were in different places and were not in a position to be together because of it. The timing couldn’t work.

Faulting Ian for prioritizing his mental health is unfair, and not something Mickey would be okay with. But people see Ian falling apart at the end of season seven and beginning of eight, and they think that means everything Ian said at the border was bullshit.

But what I see is a deep, uncontrollable pain triggered by the loss of Mickey, the love of his life, and the loss of his mother—both permanently, or so he thought at the time.

Ian is private and he struggles with showing and being honest about his feelings even among his family. But if you pay attention, he is fucking broken after losing Mickey. Both in season six and in seasons seven and eight.

But then, there are also people who seem to just hate Ian to hate Ian, and I think this is generally where these sentiments come from. In the eyes of people who truly believe Ian doesn’t love Mickey enough, nothing Ian ever does will be good enough.

But Ian LOVES Mickey. He has since season one. That has never stopped. That has never lessened. Mickey has always been Ian’s one, and always will be. Just like Ian is Mickey’s one, and always will be.