#dick: 😑

[inamindfarfaraway]

Duke should hold a grudge against Dick for betraying the entire We Are Robin movement (mostly consisting of poor, non-white minors) to the police. In Gotham. Not to mention that Dick used to be a cop himself.

Meanwhile, everyone else loves Dick; the Batfamily, the Justice League, the Titans, everyone. So he’s unprepared to deal with this. And no matter how much every other superhero on Earth wants to defend Dick, they can’t exactly say that Duke shouldn’t be angry about that betrayal when it’s put into perspective.

Duke: Wait, you were in juvie before you were Robin? Did you do vigilante crimes that early?

Dick: No, it was just for the crime of being an orphan when there were too many other kids in the foster system. None of the adults wanted to deal with me, so they locked me up.

Duke: Right. Typical Gotham. Maybe the crime rates would be lower if there weren’t so many prison pipelines.

Dick: Exactly! I love this city, but I swear to God…

Duke, choosing to ruin a moment when they’re on the same page: Hey, you know what this means?

Dick: What?

Duke: You came full circle! Locking vulnerable kids behind bars in a Robin origin story. I guess it’s true what they say: you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the cop.

Dick: I was -

Duke: You were so concerned. You just didn’t know what else do to with us. You wanted to keep us out of trouble. Did that shit mean anything to you?

Dick: (sighs deeply) No.

Duke: See, now I’m even more disappointed because you really should have known better. Didn’t know I could get more disappointed. Wow. You do always exceed expectations.

***

Dick, planning a big mission: Then Red Robin and I will find a way to the control room while Black Bat and Robin take out the henchmen. Signal, at the same time I need you to infiltrate the Iceberg Lounge and retrieve -

Duke: Sorry, what?

Dick: I need you to retrieve the -

Duke: What? I can’t understand you. You sound like (realistic pig noises).

Dick: Signal. This is not the time.

Duke: I’m sorry, I’m sure whatever you’re saying is very intelligent. I just don’t know pig. All I’m hearing is (remarkably good pig impression for a city boy continues).

Stephanie: (starts laughing in the background)

Duke, straight-faced: Can anyone translate?

Dick:

Damian, who took Duke to a petting zoo last week: Fear not, Thomas, I speak adequate pig. I believe Grayson is ordering you to waste your talents on a side mission, despite your detective skills and powers of perception being particularly suited to navigating a death maze.

Duke: Thanks. I’d like to request a different role if that’s possible, please.

Dick: (inhales)

Dick: You can enter the maze first with Tim. I will focus on rescuing the hostages and meet you in the control room if there’s time.

Duke: That’s a good plan. Why didn’t you speak English before?

[bodega-catto]

[jennrypan]

Dick, coming to Wayne Manor after a few weeks: Hey! Where's Jason? I haven't seen him around the tower and no one's answering my calls!

Alfred, freezing on the spot: ...

Bruce: ...I..knew we forgot..something..

Dick: What??

Alfred: Oh no..

Bruce: ...Well, at least you have experience with being an only child..

Dick: WHAT?!

[ptsdickgrayson]

Daydreamer

Uncolored version under the cut

[goatsghost]

nightwing (2016) #81

[homochihuahua]

Thinking about Dick snatching a cig from Jay's mouth to take a drag of it, and then blowing the smoke to the side.

Jason stands there dumbfounded. Staring at Dick's fluttering eyelashes, the way how his lips wrap around the slight cylinder shape, and how he's breathing in the smoke and then blowing it.

Dick didn't smoke, as far as Jason knew about him, but the way in which he walked over to Jason, who was waiting on the side to collect Dick after the funeral, put his hand on Jason's shoulder for support while the other swiftly took the cigarette that Jason just lit up and took a heady smoke of it like he was a regular.

Jason was stunned. And oh god he was so aroused. Which was absolutely inappropriate considering their current disposition and the very public space they were at.

He was ever so grateful for the long coat he was wearing at the moment as it covered his front quite well, otherwise he would appear as an inconsiderate asshole right now..

Dick doesn't linger on it much longer than that though, as he returned the cig back to Jason's lips and patted him on the shoulder signalling the need for their departure. No words exchanged, Dick can't bring himself to form them at the moment, and Jason is in no need for them to understand him.

He trots after Dick just like the lovesick dog he is.

Plus this is the sweetest cigarette that Jason has ever had in his life.

Such a good treat it was, he guesses.

[sickiehugs]

For some reason I'm thinking about Edgeworth tripping and falling, getting slightly hurt, and Gumshoe freaks the hell out. For the rest of the day he insists on carrying him everywhere.

[stoptellinglieslois]

Clark: We can't keep doing this someone's gonna find out about us.

Dick: Relax Clark no one's onto us.

Dick: Fuck! I left my cell in the batcave I don't think anyone will look through it. I hope not anyways it's covered with us sexting and nude photos of us.

[baybee]

every time i see videos of people cutting off lingerie i get so hot and bothered but also so upset because that shit is SO EXPENSIVE

[lemon-wedges]

...

[foilflingza]

my anxiety of being perceived as an asshole for Just Existing is coming back. and im so tired

[theflyingfeeling]

...💩

[moraxsthrone]

shoutout to the guys with small to normal size cocks who fuck better than guys with big dicks.

[novac2281]

I forgot to take screenshots from my gameplay on account of. So much happening last night.

[echos-muses]

hiiiii, does anyone want to become evil with me?

[whoremone]

they got a painting of ms. dick at the met opera house