#dick: “Batman said I cannot drive the batmobile! 😢” the jl: “Batman! How dare you!” Bruce: “DO YOU NOT HEAR YOURSELVES?!”

[littlefankingdom]

In continuity to my "when Bruce joined the JL, he already had a young Dick as Robin", I present to y'all: the og JL members spoiling Dick ROTTEN.

None of them have kids, or are taking care of kids YET. Bruce is the only one with knowledge on the matter, and he is proud to have developed the ability to resist Dick's puppy-eyes since he got him. Far away is the time where Bruce was like "Dick is special. If he doesn't want to go to school, he doesn't have to". But now that Robin, small adorable Robin, has been introduced to the JL, Dick is using his new victims fully.

Bruce said "no" about something? Anything? Well, okay, Dick isn't going to complain. He waits for the next JL's meeting (or trains his hacking skills on the batcomputer the night where he cannot go out because he has school but Batman is already on patrol, and plans one), then sneaks in behind Batman, before confronting the League with how miserable he is that Batman isn't letting him do this! And these fools, they all go "Awww, poor baby!" and gang up on Batman to force him to accept to give Robin what he wants.

Dick played them all like fiddles, and the villains from the whole univers WISH they had the track record he has in manipulating the JL to get what he wants.

Now that he is an adult and a leader of a team of teenagers, he is also very good at not falling for the same trick he pulled up so much.