#dick somehow getting less bc I simply cannot be mean to him even for a funny it’s called self care

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Dick and Hal <33333

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Hello I saw your requests were open and I had to come running in. This is less of a request and more of a brainrot but hear me out:

Darling accidentally agreeing to become the stress reliever/communal fuck toy for Aether and his group of all guys party members.

Like she makes a promise to help them out in whatever they need after they save her family or help her out of a sticky situation and she words it in such terribly open ways: "I'll do whatever I can to help you and the others." and "If you need anything from me, it's yours to take!" and even "I'll give you whatever you want, I won't hesitate."

How can they not jump on this opportunity? They have not have had pussy since joining Aether and/or their entire lives and this cute girl waltzes in saying all those nice words and is in their general direction, acknowledging their existence? Absolutely pounce on the chance and her, going at her for a while until they've all had multiple turns on her, wanting to try out every thing they can of her.

I also like to imagine this is the scenario of all the Genshin Boys being virgins (lmao) so they are even more excited to stick their dick in the real deal after all this time. And holy shit it feels so nice - The pussy. The mouth. The space between her tits and thighs.

No way they can go back to using their hands after this. Not when she's there, now being dragged along with them for the rest of this journey so they have easy access fucking. There's not much poor weak darling can do, too, because she can't fight them all by herself and there's no way people would believe her story of being essentially turned into a toy/stress ball for the Hero of Mondstadt/Defender of Liyue/Liberator of Inazuma etc etc etc and his esteemed friends especially if it's the likes of Diluc and Thoma and such. (Okay maybe Childe will get sideye but him being a Harbinger means people won't say it aloud lmao.)

ANYWAYS- Now she finds herself always getting fucked/used by at least one dude during their breaks back at the camp to release tensions or relieve boredom during downtime. Maybe sometimes being the venting wall for the guys who need to complain or vent. Definitely gets someone just. Groping her casually since they like how softer she feels, so good to just touch and fondle and squeeze.

Poor girl can't even get enough sleep sometimes because sometimes Xiao, the little bastard, wakes up with a raging stiffy and he gets the brilliant idea to simply shake the girl awake to make her at least aware of her surroundigs before shoving her face into his crotch. (Also see: He's being decent and considerate and all those other things he's being nagged by the others to show to the girl.)

Wheezing at that last bit just -- even Aether, ultra virgin as he is, watches Xiao fuck her one (1) time and is so horrified that he has to have a talk with him like "my dude my man my fellow you cannot go on like this--" and force him to learn how to do it right so he doesn't break her... bc then they can't fuck her until she recovers :/

Absolute galaxy brain at all of them being virgins too so true

Oh to be Traveler Aether's little shareable cocksleeve, dragged all around Teyvat... Imagine you really did know what you were implying, you figured you could pay him back for a favor with a ONS because you had no mora, so you said you'd give him whatever he wants... But he decided you can become his pet! Permanently! :) Probably should have thought a bit before extending that offer... Bonus points if it's somehow contractually binding, so you really are stuck. And yes, even if not, no one is really going to listen to you. People would sweep it under the rug, even.

Suddenly, Aether never has any issues recruiting any of his lineup of acquaintances. They used to be busy a lot more often, it seems, now they jump at the opportunity to join the party. They even hit him up every now and then with the "hey so uhhh need any help with anything?" Just hoping to spend a few hours with him because that means getting to rail you :) it's a great team party member recruitment strategy, honestly. "Hey you wanna help me do my adventurer's guild commissions?? You can fuck my slavewife if you do!" Works like a charm every time, even if it earns some bewildered sputtering at first.

Also I like to think of how you can set your commissions to only a certain region, so like... Sometimes if Aether needs to stay in one region for a while to get some achievement, you're gonna be stuck in one nation for a while with the same dudes, except on rotation. Only 4 people in a party, you know.

But despite being limited to one region, there's a bit of a supply and demand marketing issue here where there's one of you and like 6 guys trying to get some on a daily basis, and unfortunately none of them are very inclined to patience or sharing. Using Mondstadt as an example, depending on where you go at what time, you might happen to hit the area right at a time where Albedo is in town, Diluc is bartending, Bennett is at home and even Razor is visiting the city, not to mention Kaeya and Venti always being there... Again, only 3 of them can go (or even 2 if you're considered a party member yourself...?). Poor Aether has a lot of pressure on him to make sure they can all get their fill and thereby remain loyal companions. And maybe because he's started to consider all the ways it could backfire, since they seem to have started liking you a little too much.

Each one becomes dependent on that stress-relieving comfort pussy, starts getting depressed, and eventually in a bad mood, when Aether hasn't come by his region in a while. What's taking so long? He has NEEDS. Maybe if he just stole her away next time, Aether would never know...

Also I'm crying at the idea of Aether just. Becoming self-conscious because he feels like his friends only want him around so they can fuck his girl :( here he is seeing them for the first time in a while, and they just sort of "oh hey Aether" only to immediately push him aside and get to you instead. Poor thing.

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but then again they don't have to give a single fuck about their younger siblings because that's my job, so that's one less complication on their plate

not that them moving is them not caring, like, them not caring is the normal regular thing and i'm glad they're experiencing it -

or i guess that's rude of me to say bc i'm told their initial words were to the effect that they love their siblings but they're not putting up with mom anymore

which, like, valid, but i'm fairly sure they're not, like, doing a shitton of childcare, so what they mostly meant was they'd miss their siblings. i think. they probably do more than i realize, which i can say with certainty bc it didn't look like i was doing much but i was doing a fair amount

anyway

all of this is to say that it probably will be easier for them than for me bc they don't have unreasonable self-expectations permanently lodged into their brain vis a vis being a third parent which is GOOD and means i've done my job halfway correctly i guess

but also WOW am i pissed off & jealous - at this rate they're going to move out before i can and that makes me want to throw things at several fucking walls

also like. i feel like i can't even bring up my plans to move out now bc my mom's already having to cope with lee's plans & associated hell stuff that comes with it and like! can't add to that

which is ironic as all fucking hell because the thing stopping me from telling my mom SO FAR has been lee's mental health things taking up all the Mental Bandwidth My Mother Possesses For Life Stressors

and my plan was that when lee was doing better i'd say something

but oops! i can't! because there's another stressor and the stressor is that lee wants to get him begone

so it FEELS LIKE not only can i not move out until even later than i'd hoped but i can't even TALK about it bc if i talk about it it makes me just a huge motherfucking asshole who is not only dumping more on mother but somehow managing to steal the spotlight from not one but TWO siblings (devin just moved into his new apt today and lee, of course, is planning to move out in 2.5 months)

and i'm mad about it even though it's not objective reality it's just a stupid dumb idiot feeling that i ahve

and my brain keeps floating the idea that i move out and lee moves out with me, and that is NOT happening bc i would hate that, i would hate that so much. i love my brother but i absolutely categorically CANNOT be the sole person looking out for him day to day i would hate it and i would die and he would not have a good time and i simply cannot be responsible for anything that happens to him, ever, even once

that's too much responsibility and i'd die of stress. and i would also resent him, like, 100%. and that would not be fair to him

so i CANNOT offer this. even though it seems kind of convenient in theory it just. noooooooooo. so i won't.

and i have this irrational fear that if i talk about moving out at the same time that he does someone is going to bring up that as an option. and i don't think anyone would - not mom, bc she wouldn't do that, and not lee either, bc i'm kind of a dick and the point here is he wants his freedom - but the fear is still there

and to conclude i will be screaming for the next 37 years