#dick presenting Lian like simba: feast your eyes on the prettiest princess in the whole wide world who happens to be my boyfriends daughter
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Only those who have seen the light know that Bruce Wayne is absolutely the type of annoying father who asks for his adult children for grandkids EVERY chance possible. This is the same man who immediately put in his two weeks notice from batman-ing the MINUTE he discovered he had a granddaughter.
Bruce, materialising in bludhaven: when are you and Barbara getting married
Dick: NO.
Bruce: *sad GRANDCHILDLESS noises*
Bruce, materialising in crime alley: when you are going to settle down with a nice girl or guy and give me a-
Jason: *starts shooting*
Bruce, materialising in the clocktower:
Babs: don’t even fucking think about it
Bruce: *dematerialises away sadly*
Finally, at the annual family dinner, Bruce: whoever is the first to bring me a grandchild will be banned from ever having to take over batman
#Bruce Wayne is not holding me hostage#I am saying this out of my own free will#this message was brought to you by the Wayne foundation. for any orphans that need homes or nice sane people that need partners#please contact us at www.icollectorphans.com#mari’i come back to me#dick presenting Lian like simba: feast your eyes on the prettiest princess in the whole wide world who happens to be my boyfriends daughter#Bruce: nice try dick. you and Roy haven’t been dating since 2003. don’t mind if I steal the pretty princess though. do you like bats?#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#dc robin#red hood#barbara gordon#batgirl#nightwing
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