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ijinks · 1 year ago
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The Jaycee Pawman Squad, Comic #70!
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Why is this supermodel working with Dr. Hans Sans Panzer anyway?
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ijinks · 9 months ago
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Dr. Hans Sans Panzer can’t stand Diana Diamondhart and avoids her phone calls.
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He only puts up with her because of her billions of dollars.
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why wouldn’t your oc answer their phone?
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ijinks · 9 months ago
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The Jaycee Pawman Squad, Comic #73!
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What a happy and expensive marriage!
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ijinks · 1 year ago
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The Jaycee Pawman Squad, Comic #69!
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Nice! It’s the start of Episode 6 - “Any Bright Ideas?”. Dr. Hans Sans Panzer and Beeball are back at the lab again, barely in one piece!
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➡️ Read the full comic archive and past episodes of “The Jaycee Pawman Squad” HERE! ⬅️
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ijinks · 1 year ago
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Diana Diamondhart on Toyhouse!
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Diana Diamondhart’s Toyhouse profile is complete!
She’s the second-richest being in the Tooniverse, and is a gold-digging manipulative sociopath. She’s also an absolute babe! I can’t wait to include her in my webcomic! 💖
➡️ Click here to read more about her!
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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Fluent:
🐌 Dr. Hans Sans Panzer is bilingual German + English
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🐕 Cherri Niwaki is bilingual Japanese + English
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🐉 Gene Beauregarde is a hyper-polyglot
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☁️ Cloud Dotcomm is fluent in all the languages his programmers installed in his AI software
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🔵 Bluey communicates in American Sign Language.
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Non-fluent:
👻 Wayne knows basic Japanese, 🇨🇦 Cat Canada knows basic Québécois French.
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💰 Hugh and 💖 Diana also know basic French
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❌⭕️ Jaycee knows basic American Sign Language. ⭕️❌ Ella has basic knowledge of many random, obscure languages around the world.
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Tag the OC that speaks multiple languages
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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🤓 Ijinks:
"Wait... Diana, why'd you do that?"
💖 Diana:
"You looked like you needed it, Ijinks. Just using my money to help the homeless."
🤓 Ijinks:
"I'M NOT HOMELESS!"
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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Quick reference of Diana Diamondhart for the sixth episode of my webcomic!
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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🟡Yelliot, 🔵Bluey and 🔴Redward lead a dance party with 🌻Sierra, 🌲Mayor Willows, 💖Diana and 🖤Ijinks in Miitopia!
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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Tooniverse Music Leitmotifs! 🎶🎵
If my comic was an actual cartoon, the entire soundtrack would be composed on a Moog Synthesizer.
I’ve always loved Jean-Jacques Perrey’s work. It’s so weird and toony! Most of the Tooniverse’s music leitmotifs are inspired by his work.
Here is what would play for a specific character or situation…
🎼 Character Leitmotifs:
🖤 Ijinks H. Iwerx: Hectic Joker - Jean-Jacques Perrey & David Chazam
Her theme music would sound just as weird and awkward as she looks! Ijinks is a troublemaker who causes problems on purpose to mess with her toony creations!
❌⭕️ Jaycee Pawman: Kittens on the Moon - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman
Jaycee is childish, playful, skittish, and a little strange. Her imagination runs wild and she finds creative solutions to problems, or jumps to crazy conclusions.
🇨🇦 Cat Canada: Agent 29’s Escape - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman
Her leitmotif has a vintage superhero vibe to it. Perfect for springing into action!
👻 Wayne Gates: Funnygated - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Cosmic Pocket
Ghosts are often associated with the Theremin instrument, and Wayne is no exception. Wayne’s leitmotif is a synthesized Theremin-based melody that plays whenever he’s doing something awkward and nerdy or over-explaining something.
⭕️❌ Ella Pawman: Sentimental Trip - Jean-Jacques Perrey
Ella’s leitmotif would be something nostalgic and happy, but also sad and wistful. It would showcase her long life of accomplishments and struggles.
🐌 Dr. Hans Sans Panzer: Music of the Planets - Jean-Jacques Perrey
Dr. Hans Sans Panzer is a very intelligent, unhinged, revenge-driven mad scientist. He’s also a chronic insomniac and isolated in a underwater laboratory. Dr. HSP discovered the Tooniverse’s secrets through reality-defying physics and invented teleportation. A leitmotif like the one above showcases how his maniacal mind works!
🐝 Beeball: Waltzing the Weasel - Jean-Jacques Perrey
Beeball is a very dumb character, so he gets a very dumb “Pop Goes The Weasel” leitmotif! I can imagine a montage of him stupidly messing everything up, or explaining his flawed logic to someone while the above music plays.
🌲 Mayor River Moon Willows (and 🌻 Sierra): Edith Von Aachenburg - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman
It’s the perfect theme for being stuck with an airheaded hippie in a bureaucratic “city hall” environment!
💰 Hugh Forric: Clair de Lune - Claude Debussy
Hugh is associated with the classic piano piece “Clair De Lune”. His leitmotif would be a remix of various parts of the song to fit a situation. I can imagine this perfect, delicate song starting to hit sour notes whenever his ego is challenged.
💖 Diana Diamondhart: Sobre las Olas (“Over the Waves”) - Juventino Rosas
She’s associated with classical music, much like her ex-husband Hugh. This piece in particular is associated with both a delicate waltz, and a violent ocean surge. This showcases Diana’s two-faced personality.
🦌 John R. Deergutt: Electronic Can Can - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Gershon Kingsley
Here’s the leitmotif for Canvasville’s news anchor John R. Deergutt! Imagine a theme like this playing while shenanigans happen during a live broadcast!
🕵🏿 Tips Fedora: The Mysterious Mr. Him - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman
You can’t get more mysterious than being a literal shadow with eyes in a detective outfit! A theme like this would play whenever Tips is sleuthing or revealing confidential information to others.
🎼 Situational Leitmotifs:
😎 Cool montage: The Unidentified Flying Object (Remix) - Jean-Jacques Perrey and Gershon Kingsley
🫢 Gossip, misinformation, “game of telephone”, etc.: Gossipo Perpetuo - Jean-Jacques Perrey
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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My characters in Miitopia!
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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Wayne’s hopelessness with women transcends the boundaries of the Tooniverse. He even strikes out in Miitopia!
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ijinks · 2 years ago
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Here’s the latest internet searches from my characters!
❌⭕️ Jaycee:
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>fun games free
>what I need for high school diploma
>math test answers
>what is ace sexual
>ella pawman
>joy pawman
>tracey pawman
>sillycon valley incident
>fire wall blocking search
🇨🇦 Cat Canada:
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>best poutine recepe
>poutine recipy
>how to make poutine
>magnetism sickness
>cat canada
>who would win in a fight ogopogo or gaasyendietha
>photos of sasquatch
>best hockey fights
>milk in bags vs cartons
>cat canada
>order gilded leaf maple syrup
>gym memes
👻 Wayne:
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>SwordRealms patch notes
>SwordRealms strategy for beating Stratosfear
>how to pick up women
>pick up lines for Asian women
>dream fox with big breasts
>uninstall Brainstorm Software
>ghost dating
>what is heaven like
>“peachy strawberry nurse oh my” anime free
🐌 Dr. Hans Sans Panzer:
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>download vpn
>ella pawman squad
>sillycon valley incident
>how to write a legally binding contract
>nursery rhymes 6 hours
>squad master system manual
>“Hans Sans Panzer” missing
>toon physics academic journal
>can organic life survive in Backspace
🐝 Beeball:
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>ballons
>baalons
>bloons
>baloons
>balloons
>gjskc)@@;?kfbsvd
>pool toy
>nursey rimes 6 hors
>balloon vedio no popping
>water balloon
>my fish sleep to long
>why fish sleep upsie ddown
>wake up fish
>BIGGST BALLOON EVR!!!!
💖 Diana Diamondhart:
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>reduce wrinkle lines
>photo editing tutorial
>best photo filters
>legalize Colourgen campaign
>Hugh Forric controversy
>Hugh Forric net worth
>Diana Diamondhart net worth
>how to get more followers on Twiddle
>buy XXL bridal dress
>buy XXS groom outfit
💰 Hugh Forric:
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>How do I send a picture in an e-mail message?
>Where can I order strawberry cream cake with edible gold leaf?
>Please tell me the stock price of my company “Chap & Chapeau”.
>I want to buy flea shampoo for canines.
>What is the forecast for Sundae Island, Australia?
>What is the estimated box office gross for “Wolfing Down Wall Street”?
>Where is Theta Wolf’s Twiddle webpage?
>Is Luxury Energy operating legally?
>Has Diana Diamondhart died yet?
>How do I obtain an emotional support yacht?
🌲 Mayor River Moon Willows:
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>signs you hate your job
>is Inktonium edible
>healing crystals not working
>Hugh Forric controversy
>capitalist owned compilation
>weed dispensary in canvasville near me
>weed delivery
>planetarium tickets
>xxx hot pollination videos amateur
🖤 Ijinks H. Iwerx:
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>Jaycee Pawman
>Wayne Douglas Gates
>“Cat Canada”
>Hugh Forric
>strawberry cream cake recipe
>what is the keyboard command for expanding the universe
>how to satisfy a black hole
>eye strain after crossover
>how to retcon lore without anyone noticing
What are (or would be) the top three most popular web searches in your setting?
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ijinks · 6 years ago
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I got this in an art trade with honeynutfemios on Weasyl! Recognize the pose? Diana Diamondhart is posing like a famous Marilyn Monroe photo! 
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ijinks · 6 years ago
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Concepts for a blonde bombshell character named Diana Diamondhart. Diana was originally designed by @that-lazy-lion (see top left) from a written description that I gave him. I am forever grateful for his help! 
Diana Garnette Diamondhart has a lot of history with Hugh Forric through working in his movies, and eventually their doomed relationship. She and Ijinks H. Iwerx also can't stand each other!
Character biography in the link below!
Physical Attributes:
Diana Diamondhart is a perfectly sculpted classical movie actress. This dress is her "default" look, but she spends a majority of her money on lavish outfits. Under her dress, she has shapely legs, and dainty feet inside red high heels. She also has a large assortment of elaborate jewelry. Finally, her hair only covers her face by choice, and she sometimes styles her hair depending on the outfit or occasion.
Backstory:
Her parents owned a horse racing track in the 1920's. It was popular as big winners would receive a kiss from her along with their prize money. One fateful day, their worst horse "Longshot McLasty" ends up winning miraculously with a unprecedented amount of cash awarded to Hugh Forric. This bankrupts the family's business, and Diana makes it her mission to get her fortune back through Hugh. She quickly wins Hugh's favor, and both of them start a film company together called "Chap & Chapeau" with some of Hugh's winnings. Their first movie was in 1929, called "The Giant Bombshell". It was an instant hit, using amazingly expensive sets and special effects for the time, and making enough bank just before the stock market crash.
Diana introduced Hugh to the life of a rich socialite, and ended up corrupting him for the worse. They both also kept up a fake relationship for ten years (Diana for the money, Hugh for the attention he received for "dating" a supermodel), with Diana eventually marrying Hugh in a sham wedding in 1939. In that same year, Hugh disappears mysteriously, leaving Diana to control his fortune for 50 years.
In modern times, the two are split up, and Diana still is rich through her various modeling jobs and film appearances. Her reputation took a hit since Hugh spilled the beans about her gold-digging when he re-appeared in 1989, but nobody seems to care all that much since she's still pretty to look at. Speaking of which, Diana is technically around 100 years old, but does not appear to age. Unbeknownst to everyone else, she receives anti-aging treatments from a mad scientist slug named Hans Sans Panzer, just as long as she uses her connections and money for crazy mad scientist schemes!
Personality:
She's only pretty on the outside. Diana is the typical "Mean Girl" sociopath, hiding behind innocent, diamond-shaped doe eyes. She uses every trick in the book to get what she wants (like lying, victim-blaming, gas lighting, etc.) and it works especially well. Diana clings to any man that gives her the most attention and money. She also dislikes most other women, but will maintain a friendly demeanor towards them unless she considers them a threat.
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ijinks · 7 years ago
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Name: Hugh Forric (Full name: Hubert Jasper Forric) Gender: Male Birthday: August 8 Height: 6'6" feet Weight: Don't ask
Likes: Luxury food, cold hard cash, the French language, collecting rare objects, being large and in charge, vintage alcohol, playing ragtime piano Dislikes: Poor people, health food and small portions, karma, exercise, gold-diggers, stalkers, chewing gum, the word "no" Extra Facts: - Though he may look like a huge nerd, Hugh is actually not stereotypically nerdy. He only collects and displays rare objects to lord it over everyone else, or to sell and make a profit. - Hugh is extremely disingenuous and puts on an act in public spaces. Curiously, he only buttons up the bottom buttons on his jacket during public appearances. He calls it his "two-button rule" and it helps him "restrain" himself from displaying his true behaviour. Fortunately for him, only some of his staff and the most crazy of celebrity stalkers know about this weird "tell". - Hugh Forric and Ijinks H. Iwerx are rival film directors. Hugh prefers quality over quantity, while Ijinks' films are made cheap, fast and numerous. - He and Ijinks are the same age and "species". Both of them mysteriously vanished in 1939, only to return 50 years later without having aged a day.
There’s more about this big cheese under the cut! Check it out!
Relationships:
Family: Was once married to Diana Diamondhart. The rest is unknown at this point. Friends: Was once friends with Charleston Waltz (former film director), Ella Pawman, Ijinks H. Iwerx, and Flicky D. Firefly (former theatre co-stars). Cartoon Classification: Inkblot Cartoon -> Exaggerated Human Backstory: Hubert J. Forric grew up as a poor child at the turn of the 20th century. He and his family lived in a tiny village known as Rabbitsford, and were among the only humans in a place full of anthropomorphic forest animals. At a young age, Hugh had an amazing talent for playing the piano, and played music for meager tips. His parents would not fair much better, and struggled to put food on the table. Meat was almost impossible to come by due to the majority population of pacifist, herbivorous critters - as such, Hugh remained thin, sickly and starving for most of his formative years.
 At 18 years of age, he started busking for Potter’s Bakery. In lieu of tips, Mr. and Mrs. Potter decided to pay him in stale, unsold desserts at the end of each work day. After about a year and a half, the bakery confections ruined his waistline, but he was more happy and full of energy than ever before. Funnily enough, this attracted slightly more business to the bakery, as all the fuzzy animals loved to gawk at the big spectacle daintily playing on the piano keys. In the middle of December 1919, Mr. Potter banned Hugh from the premises for “ridiculous behaviour” in an incident that Hugh still refuses to talk about. Ashamed and desperate, he stowed away on a supply train bound for Canvasville in hopes of “starting over”.
Arriving in Canvasville, a “pianist wanted” poster on the window of the Twilight Theatre caught his eye. He auditioned for the theatre, impressing the theatre owner Charleston Waltz so much that Hugh was hired on the spot. With nowhere else to go in Canvasville’s harsh winter, Charleston agreed to let Hugh live in a room in the back of the theatre instead of being paid a salary. He made quick friends with his fellow co-workers Ella Pawman, Flicky D. Firefly, and Ijinks H. Iwerx, and was generally a shy, humble person to be around. His masterful piano compositions and improv could be heard in all of the Twilight Theatre’s live stage shows, and Charleston’s silent films, and he even tried his hand at acting in Charleston’s slapstick comedies.
On one fateful day in 1928, Ijinks went to the local horse racing track, “Diamondhart Downs”, to place a bet in Hugh’s name. In a one-in-a-million chance, the horse “Longshot McLasty” won first place, with Diamondhart Downs forced to pay out an unprecedented reward. This vacuum of wealth horrifies the race track’s only heiress, the beautiful, seductive Diana Garnette Diamondhart. Determined to get the money back, Diana starts a fake relationship with Hugh in an attempt to bleed out as much of his fortune as possible.
The massive amount of reward money and Diana’s uptight, socialite influence quickly corrupt Hugh’s personality. He develops a large ego, skips theatre performances, and acts rudely to all his friends. After an explosive argument, Hugh burned every last bridge he had, and left the Twilight Theatre for good. Using his newfound wealth, Hugh starts his own film making company called “Chap & Chapeau” - producing blockbuster after blockbuster with expensive production values and Diana’s sex appeal. While Hugh had massive financial success, his ten-year relationship with Diana was an utter trainwreck. Just after getting married in 1939, Hugh mysteriously disappeared for 50 years without a trace, leaving the “widowed” Diana to a portion of his fortune. 
Hugh reappeared in 1989, soon after an almost reality-destroying experiment rocked the Ella Pawman Squad’s scientific complex in Sillycon Valley, California. With the world distracted by the experiment’s failure, Hugh quietly filed for divorce (taking some of his multi-billion fortune back) and sold anything of value that he kept in the hammerspace behind his back. With suspiciously good investing knowledge and luck in the stock market, he quickly rose to the top 1% of wealth again. 
In modern times, he lives his days in his multi-billion dollar luxury mansion, and is taken care of by his “Watchdogs” - Hugh’s in-house staff of anthropomorphic purebred dogs. He still makes movies on occasion, and shows up as a celebrity guest on television shows. Hugh also is a philanthropist at times, paying for Canvasville’s city projects, damaged buildings, and donating to charity. For this reason, he has a large number of devoted fans and is generally beloved for his public persona. Likewise, he has a large number of detractors who consume the many internet rumours of his private life, both true and false. 
A large majority of Hugh’s backstory is unknown to anyone else but him, or is heavily dramatized/sanitized for public consumption.   Personality: Hugh is extremely disingenuous and two-faced, leading separate lives publicly and privately. 
Publicly, he is charming, charismatic and warm. With a smile never leaving his face, he greets all his guests and acquaintances, and always has a personal compliment waiting for them. Hugh is extremely receptive to the plights of others, often doing favours to those he’d want a partnership with. He speaks intelligently and eloquently, and always with an air of confidence. When challenged or insulted, he gracefully backs down, or laughs at the self-depreciating humour. His facade is so good that people often forget Hugh is a powerful multi-billionaire who owns half of Canvasville. Simply put, Hugh’s public persona is everyone’s “fat, jolly friend”.
Privately, he is narcissistic, conniving and cold. His entire life’s philosophy centers around his personal brand of hedonism, where everyone else’s lives are secondary to his own pleasure. Outside of business partnerships, Hugh cannot form even the simplest of friendships with others, as he is unable to love anyone else but himself. Hugh is also prone to throwing epic, destructive tantrums whenever something doesn’t go his way, and his Watchdogs are fearful of ever crossing him and his army of expensive lawyers. Hugh’s Watchdog staff barely put up with him, and most do not talk of the billionaires bad behaviour since Hugh pays them exorbitant amounts of hush money. Outside of his in-house staff, the only individual who knows of Hugh’s intimidating, private persona is Canvasville’s mayor River Moon Willows. As Hugh is the Green Party’s largest campaign contributor, Hugh has free reign to bribe and bully Mayor Willows into bending the rules.
Hugh Forric exhibits many strange behaviours behind the oak doors of his mansion. For example, it’s not uncommon to hear him speaking out loud about himself in the third person as if he’s narrating his own actions. Or, spending about an hour staring at himself in a three-way mirror, “morphing” new outfits into himself and lovingly massaging his own body. He talks about many business acquaintances, friends, and partners that don’t appear to exist. Almost every night, Hugh writes pages upon pages in his diary of his petty revenge fantasies, delusional dreams and nightmares, and self-congratulatory prose about himself. The most strangest, infamous rule of Hugh’s mansion is the mandatory staff “curfew” he enforces every weekday from 6pm to 6am. His entire staff is locked out of the mansion, leaving Hugh for his 12-hour “me time”. Nobody (except for Diana and Ijinks) knows what Hugh is up to during that time, leading to a myriad of rumours. 
Strengths:  To say Hugh Forric is good with money is the understatement of the century. Although he spends it on ridiculously expensive flights-of-fancy, his expert business sense kept him earning more than enough. He also has unfathomable luck and foresight in stock market trends and in his investments. Somehow, everything just kept falling into place for him, leading some to believe that Hugh dabbled in illegal activities. Outside of his money sense, Hugh always had an innate musical talent, and his piano playing and music writing skills are still with him even after all these years. Finally, Hugh’s high charisma, intimidation, or bribe money makes weaker-minded individuals bend to his will. Physically, Hugh is made up of living ink, making him rubbery and malleable. His body can withstand heavy impact, and being heavily squashed or stretched from outside sources. However, he is “out of shape” and cannot squash, stretch or fully shapeshift his body all by himself. The only parts of his body that he can stretch willingly are his greedy, grabby arms and hands, and he can only shapeshift his clothing into different styled outfits.
Weaknesses: Initially, food (especially desserts) were Hugh’s greatest weakness, but ever since he obtained his fortune and Diana’s attention, that has largely dissipated. Now Hugh’s largest weakness, hidden deep beneath Hugh’s bravado and narcissism, is his own insecurity. He takes any bruise to his ego very seriously, and will rant and rage (and maybe plot revenge) about it in his private home. He is utterly intimidated by those he considers more powerful (or even just as powerful) as him, and will either try to partner with them or ruin their lives. He is very secretive and ashamed of some of his private behaviour, and will bribe almost anyone with information to keep quiet. Keeping the facade of his sanitized public persona is of the utmost importance - the very idea of a unbribable, powerful person with unflattering photos/recordings of Hugh’s private life petrifies him.
Physically, Hugh is horribly out of shape, and even the most rudimentary of activities can make him a sweaty, wheezy mess. He adamantly refuses to climb staircases unless it’s an emergency. Hugh believes that his body is beautiful, powerful and godlike, and avoids any situation where he feels like he would be the butt of the joke as a “funny stupid fat man” archetype. For example, he owns the only copies of Charleston Waltz’s “lost 11″ silent films - several of which involve Hugh performing slapstick comedy - and refuses to release the films to the public, fearing audiences would laugh at his appearance. In situations where Hugh is extremely stressed, or physically pushed beyond his limits, his inky body drips and melts down into a weak, gelatinous puddle, taking hours to reform back to his normal self. He is also nearsighted when not wearing his glasses.
Lastly, due to his own wealth sheltering him, he has no idea how to do certain basic life functions (such as chores or using a microwave, etc.) since he’s been catered to most of his life. 
Fighting Style: Hugh would never get into a physical fight, he would pay for someone to get their hands dirty instead. Hugh would rather avoid physical altercations altogether through bribery. In desperate situations, Hugh would have no choice but to cowardly flee, probably collapsing his body into a inky puddle in the process. 
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