#dex.promo

[dracwife]

promo mimi for halloween month? im draculas boywife Real but i also enjoy strange priests and other assorted weird old men 🧡

no pro/com.ship or neutrals or else i get violent.

[dracwife]

hi im mimi and i wish i was joking about this one. ^ i love vampires and also tim ncis. spare a promo 4 draculas boygirlthing for real ? OK love u bye

[dracwife]

hi i'm mimi and im dracula's wifesband and johnsaw's favorite apprentice for real.

promo me? ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و ♡

[dracwife]

hi promo mimi bc they missed promo hour .

things 2 know abt me: i like dracula,

[dracwife]

hi im mimi and im like if the free bird solo was a person.

promo me idk

[dracwife]

hi im dex and if u follow me this could be us. pls read my pinned & carrd for more info but basically no pr*ship & adjacent or i get violent

[dracwife]

hi my names mimi and i love fake men . follow me for mediocre art and cool ideas i will never fully realize. i love horror & i make jokes sometimes too. my main f/os are mcgee ncis, wilson house & sam quantum leap. i'm currently making a game! carrd

[dracwife]

hi im mimi and i like vampires and weird guys. follow me to be exposed to the worst dracula adaptations out there, no signup no credit card no bullshit

[dracwife]

happy promo hour hi im mischa and i can be your cool horror liker mutual. tim ncis is my husband, but i have lots of f/os and my carrd is here. my dni is on my carrd & in my pinned. i'm currently back in my dc phase but i prommy im soo normal about it

[dracwife]

hi im mimi and im fashionably late 2 promo hour as usual<3 anyways i can be your sawtistic horror selfship mutual. u may also know me from being balls to the walls nutso over mcgee ncis, or currently being the resident dracula liker. anyways heres my carrd ok bye.

[dracwife]

hii im mischa and u should promo me 4 free ghostface swag. sorry for selfshipping with weird guys it will happen again

[dracwife]

hi im dex and for the low low cost of a normal dashboard i can be your funnyguy ncis mutual.

i post a lot about my selfinserts and make silly jokes but really i just want to bodyslam these guys through a table. i like bad cop shows and star trek and uhhh other old tv shows as well as a lot of horror and ive been known to play some viddy games in my time. i write a lot and draw on occasion idk i just do what the old men that live in my brain wrinkles tell me to

my main f/os r sam quantumleap, wilson housemd, and mcgee ncis to absolutely no ones surprise. dni is on my carrd but basically no pr*ship no co*ship i will get horribly terribly violent. uhmmmm yeah thats all i think if u need me ill be posting poorly aged memes in my corner

[dracwife]

hi im mischa/dex and i never left my emo phase. and for the low, low cost of 0 dollars you too can end up learning just a little too much about outdated cop shows, all for the meager exchange of a single follow. my main scrunkly is in fact tim mcgee from the hit tv show ncis if u couldnt tell (pictured above. see him.) and i wish i could shut up about him i truly do, its ruining my life. ummm despite popular belief i do have other f/os as well and i am known to post silly memes and stuff too on occasion. so ya check my carrd and pinned 4 more if u want. i prommy i am friendly.

[dracwife]

hi im mischa, your local malkavian girlboything and u should promo me so i can post moderately attractive pasty weirdmen on your dash and flop every time...for free ‼️‼️

[ kicks my legs cutely ] my main f/os r tim ncis and jasper labn but i have many f/os and they're all on my carrd, along with my byf and all that fun stuff.

anyways i hope u are having a very good day OK bye (￣︶￣)b

[dracwife]

hello its promo time . hi my names mischa or mimi or dex and i hugged matthew lillard three times . i also like weird guys.. my main f/o is tim mcgee ncis and im totally insane crazy balls to the walls nutso bonkers about him but i also love horror and am currently fighting the brain rot for [ REDACTED HORROR CHARACTER ]

sometimes i draw and write and my art trades for moots are always open ! u can read my carrd and dni in my pinned but no freaks or else i will commit violence. anyways follow me for. sick beats to relax and study to

[dracwife]

halloween promo 🔪

howdy howdy ❤️‍🩹 yall all know what the fuck is going on already. my name's dex im the fifth lost boy whos somehow even gayer than the others and i love horror and just some fucking guys from 80s tv shows. i like goop slime and weird old men. i have brain rot disease and a preexisting condition that makes me repeatedly fall in love with characters nobody thats not in their 40s knows about.

my tastes are [ walks into a nursing home and starts making out with one of the old men ] and sometimes i make classic television characters mlm because i can. my hobbies include typing nonsense into google docs and blacking out and waking up with star trek characters on my procreate canvas. i also have a thing for vampires apparently idk. my mains r all just some fucking guy from a tv show ur mom probably watched like quantum leap, mash, and the a team. also the guy from bttf is there? and so is some dude from call of duty i guess.

i have massive fucking ncis brainrot atm and some fucking bozo from it has declared himself the loml. he isn't paying rent for the space he's taking up in my brain. im sorry for the things i will say and do because of this.

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