#devilofthesea

[yona2001]

Haku: For real Thatch! Dying my hair green was just too much! I should strangle you!!!

Thatch: Hahaha! You are not tall enough lil' sis!

Haku: You've sunk enough for me to reach

[theoriginalbloodcountess]

devilofthesea started following you

"I believe I am mad or you boast the best costume for the festivities over my day of birth?," she questioned, her eyes roaming over the features of the male. Perhaps it was simply her own madness as the scent of the sea fell upon his shoulders. "What is your name and do you hold invitation upon your ship?"

[frankstrangerider-blog]

you found devilofthesea

"...you look like you're part octopus," Frank observed. He was openly gaping at the very tall man in front of him, only half-aware that his surroundings didn't resemble anything they normally did. "Are you part octopus?"

He looked around only briefly before giving the man another curious look. "Where am I?"

[advxna]

~ devilofthesea

Vincent opened his eyes slowly, feeling the spray of water on his face. Above was a cloudy grey sky, which ws moving at a rather alarming rate mind you- almost as if he was.. on.. a ship...

His gaze frantically wandered around, scanning for any other means of placment identification when out of the roar of the waves-

" Oi! 'E's Up! Sleepin' Beauty ain't sleepin' no more! "

He bolted up, eyes wild as he observed the scene before him. 'Demons, On a ship? How could this- why am I-'

His internal dialogue was cut off as an irregular thudding of feet came dangerously close to him. All he could do, was breathe and turn to face whoever had approached him.

'I'm sure that I might actually perish in this situation'

[yona2001]

Rouge: Mom, stop. You always make terrible jokes.

Haku: I made you

Rouge: OMG WHY?!

Haku: Because I wanted to tie my shoes but your father thought otherw-

Thatch: And THAT WAS ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR A DAY!! WHO WANT'S COOKIES

[yona2001]

*in a battle between the Whitebeard pirates and some marines*

Akainu: How can scum like YOU celebrate your birthday if the whole excistence of you criminals was a big mistake?!

Haku: I don't know Akainu. How do you celebrate valentines day if nobody loves you?

*in the distance*

Haruta: ROAST HIS ASS SIS!!!

[yona2001]

Haku: For real Thatch! Dying my hair green was just too much! I should strangle you!!!

Thatch: Hahaha! You are not tall enough lil' sis!

Haku: You've sunk enough for me to reach

[yona2001]

Marco: Why are you late for the meeting? You are never late, everyone waited for you, yoi!

Haku: Sorry...I still had stuff to do.

Izou: Sure...Ace was ,,stuff".

[yona2001]

Shanks: Look! A shooting star! Wish for something Marco!

Marco: If I need to...

Haku: What did you wish for brother?

Marco: When I tell you it might not become true, yoi.

Shanks: Why are you searching for my pulse?

Marco: Curiosity.

[yona2001]

Ace: Why do people keep breaking each others hearts? Don't they know how painful it is to suffer like that?

Haku: *eating popcorn* Yeah, they should rather break each others bones, they have 206 of them.

Marco: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Haku: Choose something.

[yona2001]

Haku: (hugs Marco from behind) Did I told you that you are my favourite brother and that I love you really really deeply?

Marco: (suspicious look)

Vista: What did you do...?

Haku: nuthing...

Thatch:WHOTHEFUCKBURNEDDOWNMYKITCHEN??!!!

Marco: Haku! Not AGAIN, yoi! Why do you never listen?! Are you even listening now?!

Haku: What?

Thatch: Pops do something!

Whitebeard: Do I look like a magician? Gurarara!

Fossa: Why the fuck is the ship burning?!

[yona2001]

Whitebeard: Where are Haku and Kuro? It's so quiet here.

Marco: They went to play at the beach.

Whitebeard: Both of them are devilfruit users, I don't think that was a good idea, son.

Marco: Don't worry, Thatch went with them, yoi. If one of them is near drowning I'm sure Thatch will handle the situa-

Marco: OHMYGODWHATHAVEIDONE?!

[yona2001]

Haku: Bury me with my face down so the world can still lick my ass.

Ace: Why so depressive?

Haku: I only have 10 seconds left to live...

Ace: Why that?

Haku: I forgot where I hid the coffee...

Ace:...so?

Haku: Big bro is out for some blood-

Marco: I SWEAR TO WHATEVER GODLY BEING IS UP THERE YOU DEVIL IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL-

Ace:...well fuck

[yona2001]

Teach: If I could wish for something I would want to be 12 times hotter than I already am!

Haku: Too bad that 12 times 0 is still zero.

Leo: Dude, close your mouth, you'll atract flies...

[yona2001]

Haku: Do you know the big difference between me an normal children?

Marco: I could list many reasons why you are not normal, yoi.

Thatch: What is the big difference sis?

Haku: I am not normal.

Haruta: If you would be normal you wouldn't be on this ship.

Marco: Curse the day father saw you at Ryuguu palace...

[yona2001]

Teach: You stupid reptile! Your mother must have been so ugly and fat that they thaught she was Big Mom!

Haku: Oh yeah?! YOUR mother was so fat, after Kakashi used his Kamui on her he ran out of chakra!!!

Teach: WHO used WHAT?

Kuro: Dude, don't even ask. She already roasted you.