#ownfanfiktion

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Shanks: So! How does it feel like to be married now Ace?!

Ace: Yesterday she was pissed at me and when I asked her for a glass of water she put one filled with ice before me and said ,,wait"

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Haku: For real Thatch! Dying my hair green was just too much! I should strangle you!!!

Thatch: Hahaha! You are not tall enough lil' sis!

Haku: You've sunk enough for me to reach

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Rouge: Mom, stop. You always make terrible jokes.

Haku: I made you

Rouge: OMG WHY?!

Haku: Because I wanted to tie my shoes but your father thought otherw-

Thatch: And THAT WAS ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR A DAY!! WHO WANT'S COOKIES

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*in a battle between the Whitebeard pirates and some marines*

Akainu: How can scum like YOU celebrate your birthday if the whole excistence of you criminals was a big mistake?!

Haku: I don't know Akainu. How do you celebrate valentines day if nobody loves you?

*in the distance*

Haruta: ROAST HIS ASS SIS!!!

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Haku: For real Thatch! Dying my hair green was just too much! I should strangle you!!!

Thatch: Hahaha! You are not tall enough lil' sis!

Haku: You've sunk enough for me to reach

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Ace: Why do people keep breaking each others hearts? Don't they know how painful it is to suffer like that?

Haku: *eating popcorn* Yeah, they should rather break each others bones, they have 206 of them.

Marco: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Haku: Choose something.

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Haku: (hugs Marco from behind) Did I told you that you are my favourite brother and that I love you really really deeply?

Marco: (suspicious look)

Vista: What did you do...?

Haku: nuthing...

Thatch:WHOTHEFUCKBURNEDDOWNMYKITCHEN??!!!

Marco: Haku! Not AGAIN, yoi! Why do you never listen?! Are you even listening now?!

Haku: What?

Thatch: Pops do something!

Whitebeard: Do I look like a magician? Gurarara!

Fossa: Why the fuck is the ship burning?!

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Marco: *looks unsure through the dining hall*

Thatch: You look troubled. Is something wrong?

Haruta: Yeah, like you are waiting for Ace to eat all of our food again.

Ace: That was just once!

Marco: It's so quiet...something is WRONG...terribly WRONG, yoi...

Whitebeard: What do you mean with that, son? Shouldn't you enjoy that silence?

Marco: Well yes, but I have the feeling something bad is going to happen...

Vista: And what could that be-

SLAM!!!

*Haku kicks the door open, is covered in blood, bruises overall, covered in dust EVERYWHERE, has a chopped of arm in her right hand and you hear the crew screaming bloody murder on deck*

Haku: First of: I swear I didn't do anything.

Haku: Second: We may be attacked by marines because I accidently let their base explode, I think Kaido is out for my head and I brought donuts for breakfast.

Marco: *weeps silently*

Thatch: What.Is.Wrong.With you?!

Haku: I think it's everything.

Ace: *steals Marco's food*

Whitebeard: *loosing his shit in the backround*

*explosion in the distance*

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Whitebeard: Where are Haku and Kuro? It's so quiet here.

Marco: They went to play at the beach.

Whitebeard: Both of them are devilfruit users, I don't think that was a good idea, son.

Marco: Don't worry, Thatch went with them, yoi. If one of them is near drowning I'm sure Thatch will handle the situa-

Marco: OHMYGODWHATHAVEIDONE?!

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Whitebeard: Son, you can't force someone to love you.

Kuro: Maybe not, but I can lock them in the basement until the stockholm-syndrom takes it affects.

Izou: Kuro, no.

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*Haku and Kuro talking about Hogwarts*

Haku: What were you again?

Kuro: Slytherin, why?

Haku: You?! Never! I thought you were a Hufflepuff!You could never be-

Nurse: What the heck are you talking about? It sounds like complete bullshit! Right Kuro? ♡

Kuro: We are discussing about our houses. That's from a book in our universe.

Nurse: Never thought you were such a NERD Haku! How pitiful! *laughs*

Haku: Who?

Nurse: You of course!

Haku: No, who asked for your opinion, mudblood!

Nurse: Kurooo! She insulted me! Do something!

Kuro: YOU insulted OUR fandom. Prepare to find a basilisk in your bedroom after dinner... *Slytherin mode switches to on*

Marco: What the fuck is a basilisk?

Haku: Let's just say: when it escapes, you need to catch it.

Marco: Why?

Kuro: You are immortal of course! I don't want to die by looking in it's eyes!

Haku: Reminds me somehow of Izou...

Kuro: Nope! He is devenitely more dangerous!

*both are laughing*

Izou: *looms behind them*

Izou: WHAT reminds you of WHO

Haku & Kuro: *unholy screaming*

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Teach: You stupid reptile! Your mother must have been so ugly and fat that they thaught she was Big Mom!

Haku: Oh yeah?! YOUR mother was so fat, after Kakashi used his Kamui on her he ran out of chakra!!!

Teach: WHO used WHAT?

Kuro: Dude, don't even ask. She already roasted you.

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Haku: Expecto Patronum!

Marco: Stop poking me with a stick young lady!

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Servant of evil AU

It's boring here....

Marco: How about you study for your next test, yoi?

How about you flying south to your friends, yoi?

Marco: I hate you

I know dearie~

Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a queen. This Kingdom was so powerful, that nobody dared to start a war, so evrybody lived in peace. The queen was ruling with an iron fist and standed center stage. Her Hair was a beautiful scarlet, her eyes green and the most loved woman in every man's eye's, everyone adored the charming queen. At her side was her loyal servant, serving as her right hand man. A boy with a name just as dark as his powers and powerful like nobody else in the country. He could transform into a demon made out of shadow's and darkness, he feared no one. At least that was the rumor, because if the queen ordered the world from him, he would do anything to please his beautiful queen...and dead men tell no tales.

In his eyes his queen was the only thing that matters, she was the queen, she was the heart of the kingdom and her loyal subjects would carry her to the end of the world. No matter what, she would get what she want's, even if her right hand man need's to go over the corpses of her enemies.

But the queen was shelfish. She could buy the world no matter what the price may be, but if there wasn't money left to spend she would take it from her loyal subjects to no end. Anyone who dared to refuse, will suffer the crime.

,,Kneel before me, peasent!"

The queen never cared for the blood that was spilled for her wishes. The more time flow, the more colors and thorns would surround her. Every flower around her died and grew brown, until she was the most beautiful rose in red. Her thorns kept everyone away, so that her enemys could not touch her.

While running errands in the country to the east, the servant admired the beautiful country. A country full of whealth, directly at the sea and ruled by an old and fair king and his sons protected the country. Everyone in that country only knew peace and everybody was kind and gentle. But suddenly the wind caught his head and drifted it into the hands of a young woman. He ran into a maiden with hair of pure white. When the servant thanked the person and took his head, he saw into the most beautiful eyes he ever saw. Her smile and her voice was sent from up above, something moved in his chest you might even call it love. But after she took her leave and waved as a goodbeye she ran directly into the arms of a young man and together they took their leave.

When the servant arrived back in the castle he was tortured by his feelings for the beautiful dame. Every night he would dream of her soft white hair that flow lose in curly locks over her shoulders, and her golden eyes that were unique and gentle, or her soft red lips that he wished to kiss someday. But he couldn't stop his duties as the right hand man of the queen, who he still loved deeply.

One night he found his queen crying in her chambers. Big tears flowed over her hot cheeks and it seemed like she would never stop crying. Pressed tight to her heart was a picture of the man who he saw in the east country, who walked of together with that maiden from heaven. The man was the youngest of 16 princes's of the east country. He had grey eyes, black hair and freckels in his young face. When the sad queen saw into the eyes of her loyal tool her eyes changed.

,,Your highness, what is wrong"

Her eyes weren't sad anymore but filled with hate and anger. She pointed her finger out and said:

,,You! You will go and kill that prince who broke my heart! I am the one he should marry! Not her! So go and do not dare to come back until your duty is done!"

She gave him a sharp knive and the servant knew what to do.

He went to the neighbor kingdom and met the young prince at a forest. He told the prince that he had a message from his queen for him. Even though his despided feelings for the selfish queen who protested against his fiance, he wanted to listen what the servant had to say. The other man threw his left arm over his back and stabbed directly into the heart of his rival. At that moment, for the first time in his live, he was thankful for his queen. Now the way would be free to turn the maid against him and steal her heart.

But the kingdom started to turn agaist itself. Consuming it's people in a wild rage. The murder of the young prince and the suffering trough the red queen took the evil from her once loyal subjects. Even as her people were consumed by their rage and destroyed the country from within she would still be the same like ever. All the thorns and colours around her made her blind.

,,Oh, is it teatime yet?"

One day there was a violent mob before the doors of her palace and at the head was leading a white dame in armor coming for her head. The old king could never tolerate the murder of his youngest son, so he started to help the people to overthrow ther queen. The servants didn't wait any longer and very quickly fled. Even when the violent mob was defeating her tired soldiers, whi didn't had the energy to hold a sword anymore, she was standing at her window and waited for her end. But suddenly her servant turned her around and gave her the cloths of a servant so she could flee. While he was distracting the mob the conquered queen run for her live. At the end her servant was defeated by the white dame in armor. When she drew her sword against his throat he saw into the eyes of the woman before him and realized that he never killed that prince, but the heart of the woman he loved, by stabbing her heart. When she asked him, if he has any last words the servant, who was covered in his blood only smirked.

,,How dare you to attack my queen, barbarians..."

At the evee of the next day, the man was led by the dame and oldest prince of the other country to the scaffold. A big mass was overflowing the place, as the bells sang for three times as he heard the shouts of the people.

,,Give me back my husband!"

,,Give me back my family!"

,,Traitor! You will suffer for your crimes!"

,,Long live the east country and the white knight!"

He didn"t cared for the voices and people around him. He smiled, because she was walking ahead of him. Her eyes laid on her and the crown prince from the east country, who's abbilitys were the complete counterpart to his. A magical creature made out of fire and power, a pheonix who protected the country in the form of a blond man, who gave him the most disguted look when he threw him into his cell.

When he kneeled at the scaffold, he knew, there was not a single thing that he could regret.

When the hand of the white dame in armor sank down, he could see a pair af scarlet hair in the crowd and Blue eyes which were filled with guild. As the hand flew down, so did the blade, which was going to cut his head of.

But with a smile in his face he sayed his last words to the crowd:

,,I have gladly played my part so that you can shine my sun."

To be honest, I was just bored so I don't expect something from this ^^'

Sorry for my possible bad grammar... -_-

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Random Moments

Here a typical situation from Rina (Haku) and Leo, Nickname: Kuro.

Leo was sitting at the table and cursed about the bad handwriting from most of the commanders. He promised Marco to overlook the division reports, but he is slowly starting to regret that decision. At least he doesn't has to suffer like his best friend Rina, but because of her snow like and curly hair he calls her Haku.

,,Why the fuck is Haruta writing the division report with crayons?!"

It was only a month ago since both of them decided to join the crew and slowly they got used to the new situation. But there was a little problem, well at least for his best friend. She was hanging out a lot with the commanders and the nurses, especialy a certain one named Rosa, were more than jealous. They took every opportunity to insult her and try to shoo her away from the commanders.

It was a wonder that Haku didn't kill one of them...yet.

Leo turned around when he heard the door slamied shut behind him and heard Rina mumbling curses and many different swearwords.

His eye's shot open when he saw her with a more than dangerous look, which showed pure blood lust. But the most scary thing was the saw in her right hand.

,,Haku...what are you doing with that saw?"

,,I'm going to saw bones..."

,,I doubt that Marco is going to allow that!"

,,Like I will let him know that."

,,When the nurses find out about that, they will tell Pops!"

She turned around and looked him dead in the eye. A shiver went up his spine when her sharp teeth came forward when a devil like grin appeared in her face.

,,Oh, I doubt that~"

Help...

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Haku: Hey Leo. What's up?

Leo: Not you.