#devil may cry chaos

[meri-meri-mwah]

Now thinking about it...V was low-key a menace throughout VoV and probably shouldn't have been walking around the streets alone...

- He was walking around the streets butt naked and mugged a stranger for their clothes (and ACCESSORIES).

- Instead of getting a JOB, he and Griffon thought it was a good idea to rob someone so they can reach Dante.

- That robbery resulted in V slaughtering 3 other robbers (must I add, BRUTALLY) in front of a woman.

- Pissed Dante off by mentioning Vergil.

- Told a child he wouldn't care if the demons attacked the child (in context, he did tell the kid to run away cause it wasn't safe, but the kid wanted to protect his injured mom).

- Got hungry and decided to eat RAW demon meat (it wasn't delicious).

- Moments later, he toast more raw demon meat to see if it makes a difference (it did NOT).

- Let's not forget the obvious, he brought several devil hunters to a fight NONE of them were prepared for (and have the nerve to act surprise when everyone is DEFEATED).

Officer, this is a wanted man. 🧐

[spiralingemptyness]

I have more art.. take it or leave it

Hades 2 mostly Hermes

Dmc bs (Dante, Nico, Vergil, Credo, Grue and Cindy)

Tiny doodles of dmc and boz s2 (that shit was like a fucking kaleidoscope with its colors)

And then last and prob least, anatomy and dmc omc :) (I love character design but making an oc is kinda weird for me idk)

[torpedopickle]

Currently working on creating a document cataloguing all the artwork from Teppen, Capcom's card game, as well as a folder library for browsing all artworks. the wiki hasnt been updated in a year so i'm doin it myself. I don't really intend for this to replace the wiki, but rather serve as a useful little document people can refer to if the game is unavailable in their country, or if they just want to see everything in one place. This game has a lot of nice art and it's worthy of appreciation and preservation! such a shame that capcom won't release it themselves. Especially when the game is available in so few regions.

[palebloodcvrse]

Devil may cry V enemies: what do they taste like and how to cook them (part 2)

Empusa queen

The meat inside their abdomens is probably very tender and sweet, with the texture of something in between crab and tuna. Maybe the meat would make great nigiri, paired with soy sauce, ginger and wasabi, or on those fancy poke bowls all the insta girlies are making. The taste would vary depending on if they were killed in their "red" state or not. Not to mention she might have tasty empusa eggs that are like tobiko in there (if empusas lay eggs, that is.) 11/10

Green empusa/Red empusa

Theyre kinda like sugar ants. Following the same logic as their queen if you popped those suckers the juice would be hella sweet. Id use it as syrup for desserts. 9/10

Red orb empusa

They may look like candy but last I checked red orbs are inedible. Dont try unless you want broken teeth. -100/10

Baphomet

Cmon, its a fucking goat. Kalderetang kambing (🇵🇭) or african goat stew made with these things would probably slap. Youd have to cook them more carefully though since their internal temp is naturally colder. The process would be difficult but so worth it. 7/10

Riot/Chaos

Im not an expert on lizard cuisine but if crackhead places like florida and australia eat crocodile meat then these things wouldnt be any different. Youd have to sepeate the hard bits from the chaos demons off and slow cook their meat longer tho. 7/10/5/10

Nobody

See those eyes?? Make some maguro no medama yaki with these! Anything people did with tuna eyeballs is applicable here. Go nuts. Probably not something for squeamish people though.. then again nothing on this list is. 5/10

Lusachia

One thing and one thing alone came to my mind looking at this thing. Meatballs, meatballs and more meatballs. Remove the teeth and put this in your hell judecca/antenora tentacle pasta. 8/10.

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I wanna do the bosses next... except mfs like Dante and Vergil for... obvious reasons. Besides yall prolly wanna eat them in a diff way *wink wink*

Devil may cry V enemies: what do they taste like? (And how to cook them) (Cursed headcanons)

Part 1

Some things shouldnt be posted...

This is cursed as fuck but my brain always does weird shit like this and since tumblr is the de facto dump for thoughts like this I feel obligated to share it with you.

Hell Caina

Theyre honestly not very meaty. They have little bits of flesh stuck to their bones and they smell weird.... but their flesh makes a good snack if theres really nothing else. But they taste bland, almost like cardboard... and decay. -1/10

Hell Antenora/Judecca

Their flesh would taste the same as hell caina but those purple things would make good pasta if you blanched them to cook the bitterness away, otherwise that shit would taste like medicine.

If you want purple carbonara, spaghetti or mac and cheese, eat those tenties. 6/10

Pyrobat/Hellbat

theyre spicy and tangy. The texture of their flesh is kinda weird though, its quite leathery, kinda like softer beef jerky. Theyre actually really good for some korean hotpot if you have the patience to slowcook them. As for their heads, theyre too tough to be eaten but if you tossed it into a stew youd be able to get the flavors anyways. If you minced them they'd be great as taco meat because of their flavor. 7/10

Behemoth

A mix of beef and pork! Theyre great for soup, chili, or even pork belly or steak! It depends what part of them youre eating oh and those tongue limbs it has?? Great for a nice cut of filet mignon, and depending where you cut it you could get anything from brisket to bacon. 8/10

Death scissors

Fucking inedible. -1,000,000/10

Proto/scudo angelo

Is there even flesh under there or are they just made of armor through and through? Either way theyre not very meaty and their flesh would be too tough. 0/10

Fury

They look tasty, i mean they look like beef jerky/glazed meat/fruit rollups... theyd be really lean meat, they got potential but their flesh looks hella leathery, but theyre probably hella flavorful. 6/10

They cant all fit in one post so im gonna reblog with a part 2.

[naidleen]

Devil May Cry 5 (2019)

[darkmagenugget]

Games of Chaos - Devil May Cry 5

5 times the devil coulda cried, is he gonna cry or not? I'm playin devil may cry 5! Hop in an watch the mayhem!! -Chaos

[roseydanes]

Some more DmC Dante and the little doodle of 5 Dante that I turned into something digitally in another post.

Dang it, that third pic I accidentally made him look like Jason Todd. Or was it REALLY and accident?

Also, here is my second round of Art VS Artist.

[thesweetsvillainshowdown]

ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN 3

May the best villain win.

(Love wins = platonic or romantic, whatever you feel applies best)

[jangmo-othewarrior]

DMC Questions Anon here!

Halloween is upon us. How do you think the characters would celebrate? Who enjoys Halloween the most? What would they dress up as?

HALLOWEEN TIME BOIS 🎃

okey so, the squad would probably have just a small get together where they splurge on candy and having a drawing for what Halloween movies they are going to watch.

Patty is easily the most excited about this, and always goes full force as soon as September ends. She's the one who does the most decorating, although she does drag Dante into decorating the office with her as well.

Costumes are usually not needed, but since this is Vergil's first Halloween with them Patty insists they all wear costumes. Morrison (who never wears a costume, he's too old for this shit) was elected as the judge.

Dante thought it would be funny to pair up with Vergil; he insisted they go as Jason and Freddy Kruger respectively, even though Vergil has not seen any of the movies. The costumes are handmade and kinda shitty, but the highlight was Dante tapping kitchen knives to Vergil's fingers.

Patty wanted to match their theme so she went as Ghostface. Over the course of the party every single person in the office was called by her at least once.

Nero heard about the 'scary' theme through osmosis and it went completely over his head. He was dressed as Scooby-Doo. Kyrie took pity on him and showed up dressed as Daphne an hour after the party started. The kids though he looked great tho.

Nico is the reason Nero got the theme wrong. She dressed as Velma but thought it would be funny if it was specifically a slutty Velma. Dante thought that the entire situation was fuckign hilarious.

Trish and Lady actually coordinated (they always do) and went as Holmes and Watson. The difference being that Watson had a lot more guns than usual.

Lady and Trish tied with Patty for winning the coveted plastic trophy Kyrie had picked up on the way over. Vergil sliced it straight down the middle before their argument devolved into a fistfight.

[sunflower-snake13]

INCORRECT QUOTE GENERATOR 2.

[meri-meri-mwah]

Never played a single Devil May Cry game...

But that might change after seeing these two.

[werewolf-girlfriend]

DANTE DOES DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tamagoneko]

😈x😇

[whiteguardian]

Chaoses are reptilian lesser demons evolved from harsh environments of the Underworld like Riot.

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[g4zdtechtv]

THE PILE PRESENTS: X-Play - Bob and Steve and Phil | 2/25/08

Kratos would feel right at home in Sin City.

[sanguinepeccatorum]

Tag Dump!! <3

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