#devil lettuce

[sapphosdirtyhoe]

the most enjoyable part of DAI is watching the advisors cuntily arrive at the war table like it’s a rupaul’s drag race season entrance. cullen did a sheet mask beforehand, josephine’s eyeliner is as sharp as the tip of that quill, & leliana’s been waiting three games for her moment to truly serve. morrigan guest stars - thirty, flirty, & no longer homeschooled

[zimis-art]

Commission dump

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Siblings moment

(One day they'll go to Italy to see if there are any Olive Gardens)

[shayennelovesbooks]

Okay but why is no one talking about the fact that Sgaeyl and Tairn sometimes forget their shields when they do the dragon deed

And how tired Xaden is from this

[tired-demonspawn]

you would not guess what substance i was under when i made this

(literal)nightmare blunt rotation (haha get it cuz it happened in a dream)

⁽ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ˡᵃᶻʸ ᵗᵒ ᵗʳᵃⁿˢˡᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵃˡᵗ ᵗᵉˣᵗ⁾

[outthewazoo]

Alastor sclera color lore.

[c-rowlesdraws]

developing an emotional attachment to my vape because its little backlit screen wishes me "take care" when I turn it off to save the battery

[cannatrashed]

~Idk what to caption this~

[breath-itllbeok]

💚

[chrisolivia4l]

Chris looks high as shit in this pic

[flos-obsessivus]

Oh oh. Mc is High As a kite after finding mystery mushrooms 🍄 in their royal dinner.

How do prince charming help em?

Volunteer as your caretaker! Though, he'll definitely fail at it. He adores how adorable you are when you're high though, so giggly and soft, and maybe even cuddly. Of course, he has to address the reason WHY you're high first... well, maybe after cuddling with you. Definitely right after cuddling with you.

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Giorno said no drugs and banned 420!!

[sativafaeriemuva]

pearling on a demon hoping to get possessed by the devils lettuce 🍃

[majorsarcasm842]

Fun Danny doing what Fun Danny does best

[church-of-lilith]

that drug discussion in the teachers lounge is up there on the list of the funniest scenes in the entire show. sheryl’s line delivery is top tier i literally couldn’t breathe