#devastating tbqh

[paleconstellationss]

🧸🤎🍯

My necks looking awfully empty, don't you think?

[fiddler-on-the-starship]

Just got back from Transformers One and I feel confident in saying it is one of the greatest films ever made.

[kindahoping4forever]

Luke @ Milan Fashion Week

[keeps-ache]

guess who's computer is going back to the shop again! 👉 this guy 👈

[lyriumsings]

ngl I think the acolyte put the stakes even higher than andor because like every main character from his planet managed to survive in the end and honestly I was kinda expecting some of them died lol I liked that they weren’t afraid to do it in the acolyte

RIGHT? SO much of star wars feels afraid to like idk go there! like bringing back that stupid fucking cowboy in the mandalorian like i’m sorry but he just fucking annoyed me i literally didn’t care that he survived lmao. Everyone is always saying “we want a darker star wars! we want it to be more serious! explore other stories! etc” they FINALLY do that! and they’re complaining bc i guess it ruined their ships? like bruh 💀 like this isn’t shock value to me if anything the story is streamlined. After spending so many years watching shows lose the plot by adding on more and more and more characters, splitting the narrative 50 different ways until the character arcs are just this incestuous snake eating its own tail like!! i’m glad this story is FOCUSED! the MAIN characters are mae and osha and their masters and just the age old sith/jedi/force philosophy argument which tbqh i LOVE!

[recallback-art]

More concept art for my wizard boy, the Apprentice. This here is a potential concept design for the full pattern on his cloak - quilt. It's up to be potentially changed whenever I play him, but for now, he gets ferns and sunbeams. This was difficult.

[louisianimal]

It is time.

[conjuringghosts]

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[spidersmiceandeverythingnice]

Gaara is truly the Character of All Time

-Introduced as main antagonist in a tournament arc, the terrifying bloodthirsty ninja from a strange desert village who kills without remorse and has survived every mission without getting a scratch on him

-He's 12

-Character design 10/10 he has bright fucking brick red hair, literal raccoon eyes, a face tattoo that says "Love" and carries that weird ass gourd; between the fun elements and the interesting tie-ins to Tanuki Lore, I have never seen a more charming design in my life tbqh

-Immediately more emo and chuuni than Noted Emo Heartthrob Sasuke Uchiha by virtue of reciting weird poetry after killing a guy in cold blood

-We get his tragic backstory and by fucking GOD is it sad. I cry just thinking about it. Literally everything about it is just horrible and devastating.

-Talk No Jutsu at end of the tournament arc, Gaara realizes that he should, in fact, go to therapy and immediately decides to turn his life around

-The first thing he decides to do is apologize to his siblings <3

-Shows up a handful of arcs later with a cool new outfit and becomes friends with the kid he literally tried to murder and nearly permanently crippled in one of the best fights of the entire series

-Liam O Brian's English dub of Gaara is Stellar ya know what. The raspiness of the original appearance morphing into the Deepest Voice That Any Kid Has Ever Had Ever was a genuinely hilarious choice

-Has the only good filler arcs in the old show; he's such a good character that the entire show molds itself and rises to meet him

-Post timeskip he is Desert Ninja President at the ripe old age of 15 and is extremely good at it because he's the weirdest little nerd with no social skills (on account of his tragic backstory) and diligently applies himself to doing paperwork and going to meetings

-Has a fanclub in the village mostly of girls his own age that he never seems to talk to?? Or realize have crushes on him?? Oblivious king we love him.

-Dies in one of the most genuinely moving scenes. Comes back like 20 episodes of fighting later because where would we be without him honestly?

-Becomes Super General Ninja President of the Grand Army of whatever where he accomplishes such feats as forgiving his asshole father and emotionally healing from his childhood trauma, stopping a meteor, and nearly dying a second time.

-Collects cacti as a hobby

-Has the only good sequel series arc where it's revealed that in addition to continuing to serve as Desert Ninja President, he's decided to adopt a couple of orphan ninja kids so that he can break the cycle of parental neglect and stupidity that created his tragic backstory in the first place.

[fgrobichiko]

Girl help math is confusing how does 7.5 inch by 3 stack up 🤔🤔 or like 3.5 by 2 for flaccid I guess

Backstory: this morning my wife said she needed more protein in her diet so I naturally told her “my dick has some protein for you” but she informed me that, regrettably, it does not because apparently the amount of protein you need in a day is about the size of a deck of cards and my sweet lil’ leviathan isn’t big enough.

A standard poker sized deck of cards has a volume of ~72 cm³ or ~4 1⁄3 in³

The formula for finding the volume of a cylinder is

V = πr²h

r = radius, or half the diameter of your dick

h = how long that bad boi is from base to tip

Tip: your measurements should be taken while not erect since the penis when engorged contains blood that does not factor into these protein calculations.

All genders are welcome to participate.

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin: New 5SOS gigs on the horizon. Can’t wait to see you

[adelphenium]

hi hello i just. adore your art, it's so good to see more hockey fanart on my dash but especially when it's always so beautiful and you can tell how much love you put into each piece!!! just 10/10 if not higher, i love it so so much. i hope you know how appreciated you are on here!!

i'm not sure if you like the islanders at all (lord knows i barely do most days), but would it be possible to request a mat barzal art? absolutely no worries at all if you're not about him / not feeling the art, i would love to see your take on him but i also know you're super busy, and i'll love anything you put out tbqh.

thank you so much and i hope you have the most splendid of days <3

it makes me really happy to hear that my love gets across aaah..!!! i always have so much fun making each piece, and just the general reception + super sweet messages like yours get me excited to share my drawings :,)))

here's barzy with his great hair and devastating eyebrows :0 ty for the req, and i hope your day is as lovely as you are!

[sforzesco]

usually when I do a desk post, it involves a photo of my desk. this time it’s an autobio comic because most of what I’ve been working on that’s relevant to this blog has been suffering through reading a book on Caesar for information on Trebonius. I’ve been trying to get through it for a month and I refuse to let it haunt me into the new year.

so about that new TVXQ album. I’m not immune to spectacles of fame and power. I’m also realizing that Rodeo would make a good song for Julius Caesar’s barkada, especially if Mark Antony is in a scene. however, Caesar is not my guy, and ohhhhh Pompey and Crassus were something special. their duumvirate era is so sexy. a really good political alliance transcends everything else tbqh!!

anyway, I got sidetracked from finishing the Caesar book because I keep listening to Rodeo and watching the movie in my head. it’s going to the top of my Trikaranos playlist immediately. Songs will describe the high of power and I’ll immediately start thinking about how Pompey and Crassus both lost their heads because the more devastating the inevitable downfall is, the better the time spent at the high point will be

ko-fi ⭐ bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

[alwaysbethewest]

🥰🥰🥰 I'm so happy you liked it!

snap ⚪️… snap ⚪️… snap snap snap ⚪️⚪️⚪️

😏 say no more—

(Frankie x reader, 450 words, rated vaguely mature for lusting. Standalone but in my mind is the same 'verse as A Pilot For Christmas)

“You can’t wear that,” you tell him flatly. Frankie looks down at himself, baffled, squinting at his outfit like he’s examining it for stains or holes or an unflattering clash of patterns.

Of course, he finds nothing of the sort. It’s a great outfit—one of his best looks, maybe—a pair of nicely fitting mid-wash blue jeans and a slightly darker denim shirt on top, western-style with snap closures running down the front. In his usual style, he’s left the top snaps undone, giving you a tantalizing glimpse of delicious bare skin from the length of his neck down to his chest.

“What am I missing?” he asks. Reluctantly, you tear your eyes from the hollow of his throat and look back to his face.

“I don’t know how to tell you this,” you start, and he raises an eyebrow.

“I thought you were supposed to be good with words.”

“It’s—You look—too good,” you blurt out helplessly.

Now both eyebrows go up, and he turns fully to the mirror hanging next to his closet, assessing his appearance anew.

“Too good,” he repeats. He meets your eyes in the mirror and slowly, deliberately, reaches to fold back the cuff of his shirt, rolling the sleeve up his forearm. You shake your head, wordlessly, as he repeats the move on the other side. He rests his left hand on his hip and your gaze travels from his broad shoulder down his muscular forearm to his thick fingers, splayed out over his jeans.

“Is this better?” he asks, not even trying to sound innocent. He knows he’s got you.

“Fuck off,” you murmur without heat. He laughs and turns back to you grinning and you bite back your own smile.

“You should be nicer to me,” he says. He’s standing close, so you can see the little freckles mapped over his throat and smell the light wash of spicy cologne he’s wearing. As if torturing you with his good looks wasn’t enough, he smells incredible. It raises something primal in you, a desire to rub your face into his neck, to bite your way across his chest and strip him bare and pull him on top of you to weigh you down. Your face is turning warm with arousal, and your voice sounds weak in your own ears when you speak.

“Or what?” you ask him, challenging. His mouth quirks. Silently, he lifts his hands and unfastens the next button on his shirt, with a satisfying, deadly snap.

“I can’t stand you,” you tell him, sighing as you lean in to nose at his jaw and tilting your head for a kiss.

“Me either,” he says, but the lie is muffled against your lips.

[unlimitedhorsepower]

I have depression from my town uselessly cutting down at least 30 mature trees definitely older than myself that lined a nice street. I just can't get over it. I got sad again when I saw the ugly stumps today

Look how bald and ugly I'm devastated tbqh. This isn't even all they cut down. This street will be unbearably hot without the trees during the upcoming climate emergency summer

[tazahan]

Tbqh I don't think the evil version of her is evil for wanting to kill bihan. Maybe this is just me being overly flexible with my judgement bc im gay as fuck for her and my sense of morality flies out the window for sexy villains but i honestly think I could fix her.

Oh yes, you are absolutely correct! Bc there was a strong reason behind this. Bc in my different timeline AU, She wasn't that evil until she found out, her father died bc of the Good Bi-Han accidentally killed him. (Sorry if it's ended up long, it contained power abuse, bullying, revenge, and death) In my other AU, her father and the clan he led thought that their clan was the strongest and the most trustworthy faction in entire realms. Instead of protecting the Earthrealm, they took advantage of their power to abuse others for their own sake. They were an arrogant and dangerous clan. So The Lin Kuei ( Who was also led by the Bi-Han the good one) suggested the Keeper of Time 'softly' take down her clan before everything turns uglier. But it backfired and accidentally took her father's life. So she took revenge by killing and destroying everyone who dared to try to destroy her and her clan's regime. When she finds out that good Bi-Han is the one who was responsible killed her father, she kills almost everyone in Lin Kuei. Including killed his brother, Sub-Zero Kuai Liang. It made Bi-Han devastated. Evil Aila has a pretty much tragic end. Bc good Bi-Han successfully killed her in the end. So when good Bi-Han enters Liu Kang's timeline to provide his aid, he is pretty shocked to see Aila in this timeline has been Nerfed by Liu Kang and made her join the Lin Kuei instead. But now she is the one who is being abused and bullied by the recent Bi-Han. But most importantly, yes you can fix her better hehe...And I was in the middle of making a concept of a villain version oof her.