#deutsch zeug

[rainbowcrowley]

heute vor 85 jahren hat nazi-deutschland polen überfallen und damit den 2. weltkrieg angezettelt.

die AFD (offen rechtsextrem und voller faschos) ist heute zur stärksten partei in thüringen und sachsen gewählt worden.

björn höcke, der unbekümmert NSDAP parolen nachträllert, hat eine wahl gewonnen.

keine pointe.

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[superconfusedcoryn]

WAS IST DENN HEUTE LOS ZUM FICK

[oblivioustothevampirediaries]

fellow germans, i don't know what to say anymore, was ist denn hier los

[hqppygolucky]

[sprachgefuehle]

me, a german dependent on public transport, repeating my daily affirmations into the bathroom mirror while gripping the sink so hard it hurts: strikes are important no matter how badly they affect me strikes are important no matter how badly they affect me strikes are important no mat

[official-german-gaming]

Non-native German speakers will never understand the primal urge to shout "WARUM HAST DU NICHTS GELERNT" whenever we come across the word "Junge" isolated and by itself

[ajarofpickledtears]

see, when i think of bread, i first and foremost imagine something like this

[official-lauchzwiebel]

kritisch das tagesgeschehen beobachten reicht nicht mehr ich muss christian lindner beißen

[rainbowcrowley]

moin deutsche tumblrinas

mir is eben ein rechter fake news blog gefolgt (how did they even find me?) der ziemlich viel bullshit artikel postet, ragebaited und inflationär bunten, großen text nutzt. die bild zeitung wäre stolz.

pressecop24 heißt der schöne blog - gerne melden/blocken/what ever. ✌🏻

[ladyylavenderrr]

The words for sloppy and slutty are the same in German (Schlampig). So you can imagine how fast my head snapped to look at my computer screen when I was absentmindedly watching Improbable Cause in German for the first time and i genuinely believed for half a second Garak had just called the Tal Shiar sluts and not sloppy

[dernisseznirp]

"Save our wildlife before it's too late"

This ad is a banger!

[jadegr8]

Spinnen Gregor??? In meinem Postillion?! Wahrscheinlicher als du denkst...

[mothmans-cumrag]

I am someone who schlenders. Bummels, even. Straight up am flanieren.

[cosmogyros]

this absolute fucking drama queen